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From now on, the first weekly AKB final will be held.
The battle that is talked about in high school is about to begin!
Yagami-chan, what do you think?
I can't say it.
Yagami-san's answer is...
"Sexy hara hara".
I know, but...
Nagoya-born crazy monster, Yagami Kumi!
She has been calling herself "crazy monster" for about two years now.
She is the "king of crazy" among idols.
However, this summer...
To break the image of "king of crazy", shocking revenge suddenly appears!
Yes, Kizaki's answer is...
This one!
Bugs are coming!
The woman's name is Kizaki Yuria.
Yagami's second junior high school classmate.
"Old man's welcome home".
With her ugly appearance, she is truly the "next- generation super-goddess idiot" among idols!
Tonight...
A true "crazy woman" must be eliminated!
The only "invincible woman's battle" will open the curtain!
Blue corner...
Kizaki Yuria enters the ring!
Now, from the blue corner...
The next generation of super-goddesses!
Kizaki Yuria has appeared!
And behind her...
The second-ranked Yatabe Ishida Anna Kimoto Canon has joined the ring!
Now, she's fighting with all her might!
She's raised her right fist!
And now, she's slowly...
Removing...
Her gun!
Next up...
Let's fight!
Yagami Kumi has joined the ring!
A miracle of an idiot born in Nagoya!
From the red corner...
Idiot champion...
Yagami Kumi has joined the ring!
While glaring at the camera...
She's now...
Heading for the ring!
Crossing the rope...
She's now entering the ring!
The second is...
Sugiyama Hiramatsu Kanako Goto Orisako!
Hey...
Yuria...
I'm gonna crush you!
They're fighting even faster!
Yagami's provoking them even faster!
You're faster than me just laughing!
Huh?!
Don't mess with me!
Has it already begun?!
They can't wait for the match to begin!
Has it already begun?!
Stop it! Stop it!
Yuria, don't mess with me!
Here! Here! Here!
I'm gonna crush you!
Get stronger.
You're stupid!
Crush each other.
You stupid Kumi Yagami!
Resound.
The stupidest in this class.
It's Kumi Yagami!
You're the champion.
Don't look down and be proud.
You're cruel, Kumi Yagami.
The king, Kumi Yagami!
To be honest, I don't think I'm stupid.
Actually, I'm not stupid.
Because "stupid" sounds like something like Yuria.
Another stupid person is reflected in her stubborn eyes.
This woman is also stupid!
No, I'm not stupid!
The challenger, Kizaki Yuria!
Usually, we get along well.
But if it's a stupid competition, I can't lose.
I don't care about seniority or not.
I want to do it.
Now, let's decide!
Who is the real idiot?!
Yuria...
I think you're the biggest idiot of this century.
I'm sure I can beat you.
Yagami Kumi!
You're definitely more of an idiot than me!
I'll beat you up!
The time has come!
The first Weekly Ikebiri's Biggest Idiot Decision!
Here it begins!
The first round is...
If the balloons burst, we lose, right?
Mountain Hot Springs Game Battle!
Please do it for us.
If the balloons burst, we lose, right?
Mountain Hot Springs Game Battle!
If the balloons burst, we lose, right?
The first round of the Biggest Idiot Decision is...
"Balloon Mountain Hot Springs Game Battle"!
Hold a balloon and give us your answer.
If you're correct, you can pass the balloon to your opponent.
If the balloon bursts, we lose, right?
Let's begin.
The first round is...
"Mountain Hot Springs Game Battle"!
The topic is...
"History of people"!
If you're a foreigner who's written in a history textbook,
it doesn't matter if you're a Japanese or a foreigner, you can pass.
"History of people"!
Which one is an idiot?!
Ready...
Fight!
Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
Hurry up and say it!
Monogatari
Correct!
Toriboh
Himiko-sama
Correct!
"Himiko-sama" is correct!
"Matsudaira" is wrong!
"Matsudaira" and "Himitsu" are correct!
"Togugawa" is...
...cheap!
This way! This way!
"Togugawa" is cheap, so it's wrong!
"Peri"! "Peri"! "Peri"! "Peri"! "Peri"! "Peri" is correct!
Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
Don't say it! Don't say it!
Say it! I'll say it! I'll say it!
Don't say it! Don't say it!
Don't say it!
Hurry up and say it!
Say it!
Hiragami
"Hiragami" say it!
What's with you!
And so, the first question is...
...the winner is "Kiteki"!
I'm a little passionate, but...
If you have any support...
No, it's our Hiramatsu for Yagami.
Do some magic for her.
Understood.
EBIMAGE CHOKUUSEI!
Ah, that's nice.
Yay!
Round 2!
This round is English words competition.
To translate Japanese into English words according to a theme is a simple task.
Moreover, the questions are elementary school level.
Karpo Yagami gets 5 points for her English test.
For Kizaki, it's 0 points.
Super easy English words question.
Which one is "idiot"?!
In English...
It's "animal".
You can do it, right?
The first question is...
"Cat"!
Yagami, ready, fight!
"Cat"!
Correct!
Let's continue. Next...
Kizaki's question...
"Dog"!
"Ready"... "Fight"!
"Dog"!
Correct!
Well, well, well...
It's too easy for him.
Next...
"Bird"!
"Ready"... "Fight"!
"Bird"!
Correct!
Well, well, well...
Did you get it, Bird?
Of course.
Next question...
"Elephant"!
"Ready"... "Fight"!
"Elephant"!
"Elephant" is...
"Elephant"!
So easy for you.
Right. Let's move on.
"Elephant"!
Elephant!
Elephant~!
"Pahont". Pahont. "Pahont". "Pahont".
Wait, wait, wait! Please give me a hint! Please give me a hint!
She said "pahont", didn't she, Tabe?
Let's say it! Let's say it!
- The answer is... - "Pahont".
- Unfortunately!
- What's "pahont"? - She said "pahont"!
I heard "pahont", so it means "pahont".
No way, no way.
But you learned it in college, didn't you?
I didn't learn it.
You didn't learn it, did you?
No, I didn't learn it.
You learned it.
I learned it.
What is it?
Should I write it down?
Say it now.
Hey you!
No, I'll say it right away.
What is it?
What's the answer?
E-e-elephant.
Elephant.
What?
Elephant.
Okay!
Okay, okay, okay.
Hey!
You're making me leave.
No, I'm really a supporter of this team.
So, I know what you're going to say, but you have to answer me first and then say "okay, okay".
Listen to me carefully.
I won't give you any more hints.
I won't.
Look at the camera and say "cute".
I won't give you any more hints.
Okay, okay.
And with that, the second round is Yarami's victory!
Next, the third round is...
"Knowing Kanji Challenge".
Insert the most difficult kanji you know into the clip.
If you can't read it and show it off, you win.
Do you have anything you want to say to your opponent?
You definitely don't know a single word.
Hey, say it!
Idiot!
Say it, say it!
Say it!
Say it, say it!
Idiot!
You...
You don't know a single word.
You're not cool.
Idiot!
Please write on the flipboard so that you can't be seen by each other.
Go ahead!
Go for it!
The difficult kanji competition he knows.
Who is the idiot?
Let's find out!
Let's start with Kizaki.
Go ahead!
Can you read this for Yagami-senpai?
Wow!
What a novel way of writing!
But Yagami has a hard time with this problem.
Yagami-san, please give us the answer!
"Zaki".
Is it okay?
"Zaki" is okay?
"Zaki".
"Za" is okay?
"Saki".
Which one do you choose?
Don't you know either one?
No!
This is...
"Saki".
Believe in yourself!
"Saki", "saki", "saki".
"Saki" is okay?
Yes!
Yagami's answer is "saki".
Let's check the correct answer with Okashio's electronic dictionary.
Is it...
correct?
No, "zacky" is correct, isn't it?
"zacky" is a little...
If there's something in front of it, if it's just one word...
I see.
As expected of Yan Ami.
Next is Yan Ami's homework.
I see.
This is amazing, isn't it?
Our...
It's technically good.
Oh, did you give a hint to your opponent?
No, no, no.
Even if I say this, probably...
I don't know.
For some reason, Yan Ami has come up with a problem like this.
Of course, it's called "samba".
Will "zacky" be able to read it?
I see.
Say it!
Yes.
"shishamo"?
"shishamo"-
- we have a comeback, "zacky's" team.
Up until now, Yurimaru has been with a dull attitude...
After all, this is...
As a warning...
Non-chan!
Yes!
Non-chan!
Please show us...
some changes you're good at!
Okay!
I understand!
Here I go!
One, two...
Non-non, non-non...
After this, it's a throwaway round battle!
The strongest idiot battle. So far, Yagami is leading by 2-1.
Next, round four is...
"Can you write a poem?" battle!
Using these three keywords, the battle is to create correct sentences.
"Can you write a poem?" battle.
Idiot battle. Who is the idiot?
Let's start with Kizaki's answer.
Mom!
When I went to the department store,
with the momentum of the firecrackers,
my sweets went up in price!
What should I do?
Completely meaningless. Incorrect.
Next up is Yawami and Hiroo.
With the momentum of the firecrackers,
my mom is angry with the momentum of the firecrackers.
Is she angry?
The reason why your mom is angry with the firecrackers is unknown,
but the usage of "momentum of the firecrackers" is correct.
And with that...
The fourth round is Yawami's victory!
With Yawami in the lead, the match moves on to the final round!
The final battle is...
Answer mechankohayo, Cho-yo!
Speed Quiz Battle!
The final round is Speed Quiz Battle!
The questions are general common sense questions,
but in order to obtain the right to answer, you must win the game.
There are three matches in all.
So far, Kizaki has made a big difference, but...
If our Kizaki team wins 3-0 in a straight match,
we will win by a reversal.
If we win 3 in a row, we lose?
That's right.
But if we win once, we win?
That's right.
What will you do, Yamami-san?
We have no choice but to win 3 times.
I see. That's how you feel.
I see.
We don't have to win 3 times. If we win once, we win.
I see.
If Yamami can win even once, she will win.
It will be a decisive battle.
The first match is "If you break a balloon, you get a return ticket".
The rules are simple.
If you break the balloon on your opponent's head in the sports chamber, you will get a return ticket.
Will Kizaki, who is determined to be the strongest idiot, be able to make his wish come true?
Question!
On September 2nd of this month, who was appointed as the 95th Prime Minister?
Ready... Fight!
Break it! Break it! Break it! Break it! Break it! Break it! Break it! Break it! Break it! Break it! Break it! Break it! Break it! Break it!
Break it! Break it! Break it! Break it! Break it!
Who was appointed as the 95th Prime Minister?
Please answer!
Naitou... Naitouka's...
Naitouka?
Wait! I know his name!
You know his name?
Please tell us his name first.
Oda Nomura looks like him, so...
Noda-san?
That's wonderful!
I'm currently a politician!
Now, if you could guess which party this is...
Liberal Democratic Party? Liberal Democratic Party? Liberal Democratic Party?
What was it again?
Democratic Party
Not Democratic Party
Prime Minister Noda of the Democratic Party of Japan
Correct!
Kizaki miraculously won the first round and got his hopes up for a comeback!
The final round, round two, is a pair of pants and a tug-of-war match!
Wearing two pairs of pants and a special tug-of- war, and being able to quickly touch the rope will give you the right to answer!
Just then, one of the referees is worried.
Since you're an idol, your face is important, right?
If that's the case, I'm concerned that the agency might say no.
Since you're the manager, is it okay for you two to wear these pants?
All of them!
Thank you!
Quickly!
Thank you very much!
Since it's okay for the agency...
That's good!
Okay, here's the question.
What is the name of the world's highest radio tower that will be built in May 2012 under construction in Tokyo?
Do you know?
Yagami, are you okay?
I know!
I'm okay!
Okay!
Kizaki?
I don't know!
It's a hot topic on the radio right now!
I've heard rumors about it.
Rumors, right?
That's right.
Okay, let's say it!
Ready...
Fight!
Go for it!
Well done!
That's good!
You got it right away!
She got it right away!
She had a good face, though.
Now, Kizaki, you have your title right now, but...
Well, then, please give us your answer!
"Street"...
...not!
Not!
In other words, the answer is...
"Skytree"?
Correct!
Yes!
Surprisingly, Kizaki was able to answer two questions in a row in the last round without losing a single one!
On the other hand, Yagami...
How do you feel now?
It's frustrating!
Why is it frustrating?
Now, for the final question of "Strongest Idiot Deciding Round"!
With this, everything will be decided!
"Cracker", "delahayo", "kudaguya" battle!
What's up with this?
I also stopped it, but...
Yes?
I really want to taste better than Yagami!
I see.
That can't be helped!
In other words, the rule is...
If you finish eating 10 crackers in front of you first, you can get the answer!
You have to drink them all, but drinking only one cup of tea is OK!
The final question of fate.
With this, everything will be decided.
Will Kizaki be the strongest idiot, or will it be Yanami?
Question!
Generally speaking, three kinds of rare food in the world are called "the world's top three delicacies".
One of them is foie gras, and the other is pork.
And what is the last one?
Ready?
Foie gras!
Eat it!
Eat it all!
She eats it wholeheartedly.
But, the more she eats it, the more water comes out of it.
Oh, this is Yanami's favorite!
Yanami's favorite!
Pour it in!
That's good, Yanami!
What's wrong?
That's good, Yanami!
What's wrong?
Is it hot?
The tea has gone crazy!
I'm sorry, I forgot to say it!
I'm sorry, but in order to reduce the sweetness of the foie gras, I'll make the tea senburi tea.
The kindness of the foie gras has escaped me!
This is bad! We're going to lose!
We're going to lose! We have to get the highest score!
It looks like they're getting used to the tea senburi tea.
Yagami, you're getting used to the tea senburi tea! You're strong, Yagami!
Yagami, you're strong!
Now, Yagami is the one who got the highest score!
Now, you remember the question, don't you?
What are the three most delicious foie gras and truffles in the world?
Now, Yagami, please answer!
Caviar!
Out of the SKE48 members, who is the number one athletic nerd?
Their enthusiasm, determination and their winks!
All 48 of them will give their all in this fierce battle!
I'm going to do my best and win.
I'm going to win.
I'm scared.
I thought I could do better...
I could have done better...
Now, Yagami, please answer!
Caviar!
Congratulations, you're correct!
Yagami is the one who won the final question!
He managed to kick out Kizaki, who was approaching him!
And with that...
The first weekly AKB's Strongest Nerd Deciding Match...
The strongest nerd is...
Kizaki!
Kizaki, who brilliantly shone as the strongest idiot, received a champion belt from the tournament commissioner.
What is Kizaki's impression?
I'm supposed to be really happy to receive such a nice tiara and belt, but I feel like I'm going to cry.
To put it in English...
What was it again?!
It's not "elegant", what was it again?!
Do your best, Kizaki!