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Weekly AKB Bad Luck Queen Championship, AKB48 will save you from bad luck!
This year has come again.
We've already counted two times.
For the upcoming rock-paper-scissors festival, we will test your luck and decide who has the least luck.
This is our 34th charity project this year.
AKB48 and SKE48 have gathered here at the Japanese Budokan since last year.
Thank you very much!
Who has the least luck this year, Tokumitsu-san?
Hmm...
I'll do my best in the marathon...
Start!
If you're lucky, you'll be able to survive this week.
But this is...
I can't do it!
This is a test of luck filled with bad luck.
Who has the least luck?
Everyone, what do you think is the most important thing for an idol?
Effort!
Poor thing!
Anything else?
Power!
That's right!
It's luck!
Now, we will have you try some luck tests.
The Bad Luck Queen Championship is...
where 16 members will try some luck tests...
and see who has the best luck.
The Bad Luck Queen will be decided...
by the person with the least luck until the end.
For the rock-paper-scissors competition...
this is a charity project full of love.
It's not charity!
It's all about love.
What did you say, Yatabe?
That's right! It's all about love!
Now, for the first luck test...
the Bad Luck Queen will be chosen!
Now, we have 16 cream puffs for each of you...
but there are some with mustard in them.
Some?!
There are some.
It's a luck test, right?
There is no lie in "some".
In fact, there are 12 with mustard in them out of 16.
Moreover, the members will be challenged...
without knowing the high probability of failure.
If you can eat normal cream puffs...
you will pass.
However, if you eat cream puffs with mustard in them...
you will lose.
You will be forced to participate in the next luck test.
First of all, we will decide who will eat first...
by drawing lots.
You will eat the cream puffs...
according to the number written on the lot.
And so, as a result of drawing lots...
Starting with Kaneko, who drew first...
She will choose her cream puffs in this order.
First of all, Kaneko-san, who drew first...
Please choose your favorite cream puff.
Kaneko, go, Kaneko!
Is that okay?
Is it okay?
What's that, intuition?
It's definitely different from this one.
It's different?
Why do you think it's different?
It's because the shape is pretty.
That's quite an unusual choice of words.
Okay, Kaneko-san, let's eat!
Thank you for the food!
Let's eat it all! All of it! All of it! All of it! All of it!
What's wrong? What's wrong? You're doing weird moonwalking.
This is not good for TV!
And with that, Kaneko-san, let's eat!
But everyone, this is your chance. You've already missed one.
You've already missed one.
Yes!
Thank you!
Now, let's continue with Sashara-san.
Yes, I'm Sashara.
Let's go!
Sashara-san, do you have a mission?
To be honest, I think it's all about luck.
It's not like there's a good episode about luck, but...
Actually, we're all here because of luck.
That's right! First of all, we're all here because of luck.
But even with that strong luck, we have to increase it.
Leave it to me!
Okay, leave it to me!
To this?
To Pistachio Cream?
Who's Pistachio Cream?
I didn't choose you for that!
That's right!
Don't look at me like that!
Sashara-chan, have you decided?
Yes!
I'll eat it!
Believe in yourself!
Yes! I believe!
I'll eat it!
Now, chew it!
Huh?
It's good!
Seriously?!
Nice!
Huh?
It's not good!
Over there...
Watch out!
Don't touch me!
What are you doing?!
You're disgusting!
Are you going to spit it out there?!
Crouch! Crouch!
Crouch and spit it out here!
What's wrong with you?!
Crouch! Crouch!
Crouch!
And so, Sashara-chan has...
Too bad!
Moving on, number 3, Tefu Jiei is...
Which one? Which one? Which one? Which one?
Too bad!
From the beginning, three consecutive outs.
The only hit she gets is four.
Let's move on. Ueda!
Yes, I'll go.
Which one should I go for?
The one I hit here earlier came out.
I don't think it'll go right next to it.
I see.
So I'll go for this side of the cream puff.
Go for it.
Let's go!
It's good!
Really?!
It's good!
Really?!
It's really sweet and good!
No, it's wonderful! The reading is wonderful, too!
Congratulations!
Since you've cleared it, you can wear this!
It's gorgeous!
Thank you very much!
Wow!
Now, let's move on. Next is...
Sawa-chan!
Let's go!
Sawa-chan!
Who is Sawa-chan?
It's weird for Sawa-chan to say "yes", isn't it?
Sawa-chan is Sawa-ko, so I don't think Sawa-chan will say Sawa-chan with a lower name.
But Sawa-chan isn't wrong, is it?
Have you ever been called like that?
I call Sawa-chan like that.
Have you ever been called like that?
Will Sawa-chan continue as Umeda?
Huh?
Didn't she say that?
She was laughing a little just now.
Huh?
Huh? Which one?
Is this...
Is this... wrong?
Reaction!
I don't know!
When I ate a normal delicious ice cream, I didn't say anything like that.
Next is...
Matsui-sakiko!
I've decided!
You've decided?
Yes!
Why is that?
Basically, I like the second one from the right.
Oh, anything?
Yes!
If I say it now, it'll be a mountain of water, but is it okay?
Do you like it?
No, I don't like it!
The result of choosing Sugiyama's position is...
Huh?
What's wrong?
Didn't you say you wanted to eat ice cream?
Huh?
Kara!
It hurts!
As expected, it's wrong!
Ah, it was karashi!
In addition, 7th place, SKE Hara Minami also finished wrongly!
Huh?
Only one of you made it this far?
That's right!
Then, even if you say the rest are correct...
That's right!
Because there are people like you!
Right?
Then, next is...
Miyaza!
Seiho!
Ah, Seiho!
This person and I have eye contact!
Ah, and then...
She bit you!
I've decided!
The old men are in trouble!
Can I eat it?
Yes, please eat it!
I'll eat it!
Oh, that's good!
It hurts!
Since you ate it in such a hurry...
It must have been fast for you to eat it!
And then, 9th place, Ohya is...
He ate it in one go!
Ohya-san!
Ohya!
You're annoying!
Ohya-san!
Are you okay? Your tongue...
You're not supposed to wipe your tongue!
You're an idol in front of a TV!
You've never seen someone wipe their tongue, right?!
Showing their awkward behavior that no one knows about!
And in 10th place, SKE Matsumoto Rina is...
Here you go!
Huh?
What's wrong?
This is not real!
It's real! It's real!
Don't do it!
It was so spicy that the staffs were staring at each other.
The cameraman was watching, though.
She showed her true feelings.
And next, Tanabe is...
What's wrong?
It's spicy!
As expected, it ended in a fail.
With 11 people's challenge, only one person didn't clear it.
I think you guys are pulling AKB's legs.
That's not true!
I think you guys might have sold 2 million flyers.
You sold 1.35 million flyers, which is the lowest record.
That's a great record!
Next, SKE Yakata Miki.
With a fail in a row, the probability of success has increased considerably.
Please announce the result!
Huh?
It's sweet!
Really?!
It's decided!
What does that mean?!
That means I won!
No, I didn't.
You won!
I went to the same middle school.
We were in the same class.
Really?!
3rd grade?
Yes!
3rd grade?
We were in the same class.
That's right.
A girl of the same class joined AKB?
We were in the same middle school, but it's completely different.
We were in the same class.
Huh?!
That's right!
Next up is Maeda Amin.
It's sweet!
With the 3rd person to succeed, please announce the rest of the boxes and move on to the climax!
There are only a few boxes left, but there is actually one more cream puff without mustard in it!
There is only one cream puff without mustard in it!
Wow!
Everyone who has left, please choose one and eat it all at once!
The 14th person, Nonaka, chose the middle one.
Next up is the dark side, the left side.
The last one, Yokoyama, chose the right side.
And then...
There is only one left, right?
I can't eat it anymore!
You can't eat it anymore?!
Don't give up!
It might be better for them to give up, but of course, they have to force it!
Then, please eat it all at once!
She's eating it!
She's eating the cream puff!
Huh? Huh? Huh?
It was delicious!
You got it right!
Congratulations!
And thus, this competition was decided by Umedao Yaka, Yaka Tamiki, Maeda Ami, and Yokoyama Yui.
Congratulations!
Then...
It's the opposite, isn't it?
Isn't it?
It's not like that.
We want you to increase your luck more and more.
We want everyone's luck to improve!
That's right!
We're doing it with pride in our hearts!
If you don't use your luck now and then like this,
there's a possibility that your luck will remain in rock-paper-scissors.
That's right!
If you're okay with it like that, we'll give you a lot of service next time!
We'll get rid of you in one go!
Let's continue!
The next luck-testing competition is...
Dash Slippers!
Among the six-speed slippers lined up,
there is one that is fixed to the floor.
There, six people will start at once.
If you can wear slippers and run through without falling, you will pass!
There are twelve people left.
Six people will split into two rounds at nine o'clock.
First is the first half!
Between drawing numbers one to six at nine o'clock,
choose your favorite course according to the young number order!
Number one, this way!
- That one, right? - Yes!
In this way, the first half will be decided in this order!
But how many people will be able to clear it?
- Is there a possibility that everyone will clear it? - There is!
Then let's start! Dash Slippers!
Ready...
- Start! - Go!
You did it!
And with that...
Miyazawa cleared it!
That's wonderful!
And the other five are out?
That's right.
- Oh, what's wrong? - Oh, what's wrong?
My left butt hurts.
Even if you start at once...
Slippers other than Miyazawa are securely fixed.
Out of six, five are boldly out.
However...
You said "don't"... Why?
- What? - You said "don't"... Why?
What are you all saying?
When you think about it, it's "chance".
- Ah! - Ah!
You're cute together.
- That's sarcastic. - Stop it.
All the teams were cute enough.
Next up is the second half.
While drawing numbers from 7 to 12 at 9 o'clock...
Choose a course based on the number you see.
- Then... - Yes.
- Number one, this way. - Yes.
I see.
And with that, the second half will be decided in this order!
Will they be able to clear a large number of courses this time?
- There was only one first race, right? - Yes!
- This is a big chance! - You did it!
- You did it!
Let's begin.
Dash slippers...
Ready...
Start!
- Ah! - Ah!
- Hata! - Hata! - Hata, what's up? - I saw it too!
- Hata, what's up?
After a clean start, Hata...
What?! He drops his slippers!
While one player is clear...
Humble Hata returns to his slippers and falls down again, but...
- Hata! - Hata! - Hata! - Hata!
He noticed his extra-long time lag.
Hata wants to fix his slippers.
Hata was meaning to say "Let me connect it properly" in a small voice.
But, although he cleared it, he's alone again.
- Why me?! - Why me?! - Why me?! - I love you!
- I thought Tengu was about to clear it a little more. - No.
- Why me? - I don't know. He's really unlucky.
Maybe it's because of low electricity or something.
It might have just happened to stick together.
But Kuramochi, as expected of you. Congratulations!
Thank you!
As expected of Nagekuro!
Thank you!
You're like an office worker!
I'm glad, I'm glad.
Everyone chose it themselves!
Nagekuro, Kuramochi and Kashiwagi, Yuki-chan have it.
Thank you!
In this way, Dash Slipper Team was decided by Asuka Miyazawa and Asuka Kuramochi.
Finally, up to ten people were selected.
Next, the third luck test is...
Russian Electric Swing!
Out of the five seats lined up, there is one seat that is a little shaky when you sit down.
There, you walk around the seat for only a few seconds.
If you sit in the same row of seats in turn, the person who didn't get shaky seats wins.
How many shaky seats do you have?
Don't worry about it, everyone.
I can't say it much, but...
Can you say it?
Shaky seats cost a lot of budget.
Do you understand?
Do you think this shaky AKB has that kind of money?
To be honest, this is a service for you all.
We would like you to get out of here at once.
Since there are ten members left, this competition will be held in two rounds for each of the five members.
The first five people to go. You can start now.
Two people, three people, four people, shake hands!
The first five people to challenge are Kaneko, Fujie, Sashihara, Batsui and Ooyama!
First, the five of them will randomly choose a position.
The staff will decide on a shaky chair in the village.
And in order to decide the number of seconds you walk around the chair, one of the five representatives will draw lots.
How many seconds?
It says the number of seconds, right?
This one.
Ta-dah!
How many seconds?
Ten seconds!
It's short.
It's okay.
You will walk around for ten seconds and stand in front of the chair you will sit in.
That's right.
Let's start.
Russian electric chair, ready...
Start!
She got up!
Stop!
Stop! Stop!
Stop!
Now...
I'm scared!
You will all sit in the chair.
Now, let's go.
Stop! Stop! Stop!
Wait! Wait! Shouldn't we believe in our own luck?
This is scary! This is scary!
Now, let's go!
3...
2...
1...
Now...
This is scary!
You will all sit in the chair.
This is scary! This is scary!
Now, let's go.
3...
2...
1...
Go!
And with that...
Hey, congratulations!
Congratulations!
I got a headache again!
That's wonderful!
It's over!
I cleared it, so you can sit down and relax.
Okay?
Oh, really?
Yes, you can sit down now.
Thank you.
That's scary!
What's going on?
That's scary!
Winning! Winning!
That's amazing!
Winning! Winning!
She said it so well that it was funny!
That's wonderful!
She's like a real Matrix!
That's right!
She's like a real Matrix!
That's amazing!
Recently, even comedians don't have this kind of energy.
I told you it's a service!
As a show, it's a blood donation service prepared by Akaji!
Four chairs prepared by us...
Thank you!
Next up is...
Hata-san, Matsumoto, Tanabe, Hara...
Out of those five...
You can choose wherever you like.
Shouldn't we choose quickly?
You can't touch it.
It's already flowing, so you can't touch it.
Can you all stop participating with such anxious faces?
Behind the scenes...
It's not actually nervousness...
They decide on a chair...
Kujio...
Can someone pull it out for me?
Is there anyone who wants it?
Yes!
Matsumoto-chan...
Can you all see it?
It doesn't feel like you're participating...
In 15 seconds...
In 16 seconds...
Well then, let's begin!
Russian electric chair...
Ready!
Start!
Stop!
You all stood in front of your seats, didn't you?
Believe in your luck!
Are you ready?
Are you all ready?
Yes!
Here we go!
3... 2... 1... Go!
Go!
And the winner is... Nonaka!
Nonaka is quite... well...
She's an idol, isn't she?
It's been a while since I've seen you in pants like that.
What kind of pants did you wear, Oya-san?
They were surprisingly provocative.
Thus, in the Russian electric chair...
Shizuka Oyu and Misato Nonaka have won.
The "battlerack queen" has been narrowed down to 8 people.
Even the person with a weak reaction after this...
I didn't react like that in "Supreme" either.
Next week, September 20th...
The "rock-paper-scissors tournament" will be held at the Japanese Budokan!
Rock-paper-scissors!
December release! Who will get the center of the 24th single?
In addition, the pattern of the rock-paper- scissors tournament is also broadcast live at movie theaters all over the country this year!
Tickets are now on sale! For more information, please visit akb48's official website!
Next week is the second half of the Battle Track Queen Championship!
Bats' weakness is also slightly escalating!
That person's reaction is also too thin to think of!
I didn't want to react like that even in the sheep league!
What's up, Hana-chan?
Who will shine as the Battle Track Queen, who is not in the top position?