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Weekly AKB "Aim for the centre" special!
Last week, a show like this started.
But this is a temporary project.
In reality...
If I say it openly, it will be like this.
Outstanding academic level test!
Outstanding academic level test to measure members' academic level!
AKB-SKE's low academic level selection
No embarrassment, a big response!
Sexy hara hara.
I know, but...
Sexy hara hara.
Also, Nagoya's final weapon has finally appeared!
Older women coming in.
You've already killed once, haven't you?
You can't just kill on your own.
You can't do that.
And this week, it's finally the second half!
Fujioka Isao.
Who is it with?
AKB-SKE.
The strongest idiot has finally been decided!
Who will win the world's lowest beauty contest?
The third day following Japanese and English.
"Society's Answer Awards".
So, first...
Shall we start with the first question?
Let's go!
Answer the name of the next prefecture in Todo Prefecture.
Yes!
And the correct answer is...
Fukuoka Prefecture, where Takajo once lived.
Fukuoka Prefecture.
You don't know that much about Fukuoka?
Wrong answer. Yagami.
Yagami's answer is...
Kyushu, Nagano.
What's up?
You're getting better and better.
Kyushu, Nagano.
What's up?
Nagano.
I thought you'd call it Nagano.
You thought I'd call it Nagano?
You think there's a Nagano in Kyushu?
Isn't it Nagano in Kyushu?
What?
That's not it!
Is there a Kyushu word with "nagai" in it?
Nagasaki.
Nagasaki is in Kyushu.
Next up is the word "chizukigo".
The word "chizukigo" is...
The answer is Kuromochi Asuka's answer.
Hospital.
Wrong answer.
Takahashi.
I don't know anymore!
Takahashi's answer is...
Shield.
Here it is.
Shield.
What's there with "chizukigo" and "shield"?
Is it that amazing?
Is there something protecting you?
Shield.
The worst answer is...
Takahashi's answer is...
Sweden.
Do you know?
Sweden, do you know?
Sweden.
Sweden, do you know?
I know, but it's not "sue" as in "chizuki" (means "blood")
It's "sue" as in "uniform" (means "uniform")
Next, this one.
Who is it?
Everyone said "who is it?"
But there is one person who got it right.
The correct answer is Hata-san.
Hata-chan.
Hata-chan, please call her.
Sato Hirofumi.
That's right.
There is one more correct answer.
Oh my!
Fujioka Isao.
Who is it?
It's Takayama Masako.
Chi-su-chin.
She came out in the middle of the battle.
She's no longer Japanese!
Chi-su-chin.
I thought she was from China.
Her mustache was like...
Chi-bu-kat.
Let's continue with the next question.
What is the official Japanese name of the next nation?
It's a Korean official name.
Rohan's answer is Miyazaki!
That's amazing!
Yes, I love Korea.
Please read it.
Daikanmin-goku.
Yes, that's wonderful.
What does it say?
What does it say in Korean?
It says "saranghae."
That's so nice!
Do you like Korean?
Do you remember and study Korean?
Yes, just a little.
Now, shall we go to Machiga?
Kizaki!
Yes, this is Kizaki's answer.
North Korea!
It's already North Korea.
It's North of Korea, right?
It's simple and I can't say anything about it.
Now, the next question is this one.
Now, fill in the next square.
In 1560, Oda Nobunaga attacked with an army of about one-tenth of Imagawa Yoshimoto and defeated him in the Battle of Honyarara.
Model answer.
Kitahara!
Wonderful.
Battle of Okehazama.
That's right!
Now, let's go to Machiga.
Takahashi!
Yes, Takahashi's answer is this one!
Okehazama.
So close!
It's a bit off, isn't it?
This is really off!
So close!
Now, let's continue.
Sato Amina.
Yes.
Funidaga!
A funidaga battle.
Wait, wait, wait...
There was a battle like this, right?
A funidaga battle is...
There is no funidaga battle!
Like the firework festival...
Oh, is that so?
Oh, me!
Okay, next question.
In order to weaken the power of the Great Myao during the Edo period, they had the Edo and Ryōji go to war once a year, or so it is said.
Yes! The answer to the mystery answer is S.K.E. Ogiso!
Oh! This is also a great one!
Yes!
Sankin Kōtai!
Yes! This is famous, Sankin Kōtai!
Ogiso is great, isn't it?
Yes!
Now, let's go to the wrong one!
Kasai!
Kasai's answer is this!
Kawakudari!
It's a leisure activity!
Every year, when you think of doing something, you think of going down a river or climbing a river, right? Even love and such.
Ah, love and such?
Lo-lo-love and such?
Yes, love and such.
And like that, the President also went down a river in Taiwan.
The President isn't in the Edo period, is he?
Now, let's go to the next question!
The next question was "answer the three duties of a citizen."
Yes, this is a question I was wondering about.
It's the last question.
Now, the correct answer is...
Kitahara!
Wonderful!
Three of them.
Agriculture, finance, education.
Wonderful!
Now, let's go to the wrong one!
Takahashi!
This one!
Wake up, eat, sleep.
You're selfish!
Duty!
But you make me do this every day!
I'll do it!
It's not a duty!
It's not a duty?
It's not a duty!
Next, Kasai!
Yes, Kasai's answer is...
Yes, read it yourself!
Finance, duty education, self-education.
That's fast!
That's close!
But I can't watch TV anymore.
I really have to self-educate now!
Now, that's exactly it!
You want everyone to watch AKB, right?
I want everyone to watch TV, so...
I see. If you answer "AKB's three duties of a citizen,"
you might want this.
Next up is "answer the health insurance.
First up is "answer the exercise items in the illustration".
The correct answer is, of course, "fishing", but...
SKE Kizaki's answer is...
"circular force".
It's not an item.
Furthermore, Miyazaki's answer is...
"stretching".
Please don't do that today.
Next up is "sumo".
The correct answer is...
The correct answer is, of course, "big fish", but...
Baeda Ami's answer is...
"vertical line".
She just changed the direction of the horizontal line.
Furthermore, Sato Amina's answer is...
"mansion".
It seems like she's retired.
Next up is "answering 3 points or more for each player in a match".
The correct answer is, of course, "hat trick", but...
SKE Kizaki's answer is...
"answering 3 points or more for each player in a match".
"ace".
If you get that many points, you're an ace, right?
Furthermore, Katayama's answer is...
"scoring 3 points or more for each player in a match".
"amazing".
It seems like she's surprised.
Lastly is "answering music".
First up is "reading this symbol and answering its meaning".
The correct answer is...
"reading it flat and lowering the half note of its meaning", but...
Kasai's answer is...
The reading is "b". The meaning is "after "a"".
Even if it's "a", it doesn't pose such a problem.
Furthermore, Takahashi's answer is...
The reading is "good". The meaning is "thank goodness".
You don't need any imagination to make a flat note look like a thumb.
And now, a question to answer photographers and musicians.
The answer is "taki rentaro", which is famous for its factory, but...
Matsui Rena, who has excellent grades, doesn't seem like her answer is...
Sadamasa's answer is...
It's definitely written with the image of glasses.
Furthermore, Takahashi's answer is...
Yasushi Akimoto's answer is...
Her eyes are hollow.
And with that, we'll end all questions and answers.
It's finally time for the results of the general rankings!
By the way, what were your impressions of the test?
It was easy!
It was easy.
I think Miyazaki is in first place.
Surprisingly, Miyazaki has risen to the top of the rankings!
And now, we'll announce the top three people with excellent grades!
In third place...
Out of 5 million points...
With 302 points...
Shihori Suzuki!
Congratulations!
That's great! You're safe and sound!
Yay! I'm still a student!
If you study English and music more...
The center position is also close!
Continuing on...
In second place...
With 340 points...
That's great!
Hata and Sawako!
I didn't expect you to be in second place!
Who?
Myao-kun, right?
Myao?
You took it off?
I took it off!
That's amazing!
History is changing!
I'm always in the center!
The Myao era is here!
But Hata-san, you're amazing, right?
Amazing!
340 points, that's amazing!
Last time you were in first place, but this time you're in second place!
That's amazing!
On the contrary, it calms me down.
It calms you down?
If you're in first place, everyone will come to you, so second place is better for you.
Everyone is making fun of me!
And with that, first place...
Who is it?
Hata-san!
Who is it?!
Wait a minute, who's really confident about being in first place?!
Oh, Miyazaki!
Miyazaki and Takei!
You have a lot of courage to give up, don't you?
You give up every time, don't you?
Is it possible for SKE to stop three consecutive losses?
Is it possible?
It's possible!
Will SKE go to AKB?
AKB!
Will AKB go?
Will SKE win?!
First place is...
Kitahara!
350 points!
Amazing!
Think of it simply and average it out, all 70 points, 735, 350 points.
Miyazaki-san...
What's up?
Good, good, good, good.
But, how do you feel about becoming a champion?
No, I'm glad I was finally able to stop SKE's streak with AKB.
AKB won 10 points!
Yeah!
How about it?!
Thank you!
If you could, I'd like you to do that sentence for first place!
No, no, don't do that.
Don't do it?!
It's always Jin Kaito!
The 18th place is...
It's finally time for the worst 3 results!
First of all, out of the 18 people, it's the worst 3, so...
16th place!
The score is...
113 points!
That's how it is, right?
113...
113 with 5 points...
16th place is...
Yagami team!
It's not "yes"!
You didn't do it!
No, but...
I was able to avoid SKE's streak.
By the way, Yagami's score...
25 points for English, 10 points for society...
5 points for English...
30 points for health care, 43 points for music...
Anyway, do your best overall!
Don't say that!
Next up...
Worst 2.
Worst 2, right?
There are two more people like Yagami!
Yeah!
17th place!
The score is...
107 points!
Hey, quiet!
Idiot!
Kanae, what do you think of this?
It's second worst.
This is bad.
Don't you think it's bad?
It's not bad, but it's not a funny answer.
It's a serious mistake.
It's the most useless one.
If you try hard, you'll make a complete mistake.
Now, next.
Who is it? Wait a minute.
Who is it?
Takajo or Kizaki?
Is he a regular customer?
Is he a regular customer of Chinkaito?
You guys are about the same.
Now, let me announce the first place.
First place!
The score is...
two digits.
85 points.
That's amazing!
The 18th place is...
Kizaki Yureiya!
Kizaki!
Is it 85 points?
It's 85 points.
Kitahara has 90 points in social studies.
Yes.
You have 85 points in all five subjects.
You're losing even in one subject competition.
It's a complete defeat.
You have 25 points in Japanese.
Ah, 25 points.
You have 10 points in social studies.
You have 35 points in health and sports.
You have 15 points in music.
And you have...
zero points in English.
That's enough!
You don't have zero points in English?
Zero!
Not a single point.
It was such an easy question in the beginning.
Right?!
Cat...
It's not about cats.
Cat...
What does it say about cats?
Kizaki's answer is...
Catch.
Why did he add "catch" to his answer?
I don't have a face that suits the fans.
A face you can match?
You got that one wrong too.
Nagoya, you're really drunk.
I don't like this!
Maybe...
Takajo, who said it might be a worst first place battle...
Takajo's ranking is...
10th place!
180 points!
100 points is different from Kizaki's!
Really?
Aki-chan, it's not that bad. It's just in the middle.
Miyazaki-san, will you go for it?
I'm sure it's 4th place.
I see.
Miyazaki's ranking is...
9th place!
Just in the middle.
But I can still go higher.
You can still go higher. You left it there on purpose.
That's right.
As expected of a TV personality.
Can you not do that? That strong one.
As you can see, the results of the members other than Best 3 and Worst 3 are...
Matsui, who always has excellent results, is in 5th place this time.
And Takashi, who always has mediocre results, is in 5th place this time.
Takashi is also in 14th place and has good results.
Everyone, thank you for your hard work!
And at the end of the reunion,
Eddie Watanabe, who is good at research, will research and practice how to improve one's brain.
Please bite the end of this rubber band.
And I will add the end of the rubber band and pull it up to 4 meters and then release the rubber band.
It will make your brain work better.
It's innovative!
I've never heard of it before.
But it connects your brain.
Does it connect?
It does.
Now that he's agreed to it, it's time for practice!
Pull it up to 4 meters.
More, more, more!
This line is 4 meters.
More, more, more!
Wow, it's pretty tight!
It's pretty tight!
Raise your face a little more!
Your face!
My necktie is flowing a little.
Oh, sorry!
I haven't reached 4 meters yet!
Sorry!
No, no, sorry!
I'm going to talk now!
My necktie is flowing!
No, no, sorry!
Let's do it now!
I haven't reached 4 meters yet!
I'm sorry!
From what I've seen, it's about 3 meters and 70 centimeters!
You have to reach 4 meters!
I'm sorry!
Wow, it's really tight!
It's really tight!
It's scary!
What's wrong with you?
It's really tight!
Okay, one more time!
You've only reached 3 meters and 70 centimeters!
If you don't reach 4 meters, you won't get smarter!
That's right!
You can do it!
Here I go
It says you'll get smarter again! You're really lucky
More! More! More!
Pull more!
A little more! A little more!
I haven't reached it yet! I haven't reached it yet!
Almost! Almost! Almost!
How are we doing now?
Sorry !
How are we doing now?
Sorry !
How are we doing now?
Sorry !
You can't do it!
It's my first time fooling you!
You can't say that now! Or you'll facial mask you!
Wait, wait, wait!
I'm sorry!
Wait, wait, wait! Let's talk!
I was waiting for you to say it, I was wondering how you were doing!
I should talk more, it looks like you're getting better!
You look like you're getting better!
But, again...
You didn't say 4 meters!
I said 3.5 meters!
Ah, now you said 3.5 meters! Sorry, you can't get smarter yet!
Wait, wait, wait!
One more time! One more time!
You can't get smarter without going 4 meters!
I'm sorry!
But you got the worst one!
I want you to get smarter!
So, Tsubokura, you didn't do it because you wanted to!
Now, both of you!
Tsubokura, you didn't go 4 meters yet!
A little more!
You can't do it anymore, Tsubokura!
You said 4 meters!
Wow!
You said it!
Wow!
You did it!
Kizaki! Kizaki, are you okay?
4 meters... that's crazy!
Of course it's different!
3.80 meters and 4 meters... how much do you think it is?
How many centimeters is the gap?
Two...
Two?
Two centimeters...
Hasn't he recovered yet?
Rena also...
I'm worried...
Weekly AKB news
AKB Pocket's new single "Flying Get" won first place on the Oricon Weekly Chart!
[Akb48's 24th single selection rock-paper-scissors competition will be held on September 20th.]
[This year as well, we will live-stream Japanese martial arts museums to movie museums around the country.]
[Who will shine in the center of the museum?]
- This time, Vivi was shining. - She was shining.
She's a girl who can do it if you do it.
If you really do it. It's not an excuse or anything like that.
She's a girl who can do it if you really do it.
It's just that I haven't done it since I was in first grade of elementary school.
What is "English 0 points" like?
Even at school, I didn't get more than 10 points.
- That's true. - When I was in middle school.
I probably won't use it while I'm alive.
If you use it when you're alive, you'll probably be able to use it while you're alive.
When I went to Hawaii, I only said "hello" and "thank you".
- That's how I was able to live. - "Thank you"?
- What? - "Thank you"?
- "Thank you". - "Thank you".
- Isn't "thank you" like "thank you" in foreign languages?
- "Thank you". - "Thank you"?
- Thank you. - Thank you.
What does "thank you" mean, then?
- How do you feel about your juniors watching you? - I'm worried.
I'm worried if I'll get fooled by weirdos.
I don't have a stamp, so I feel like I'm going to push them with my fingers.
It's scary, really.
"Thank you" means "thank you" in Japanese.