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Weekly Entertainment Center-Aimed Special!
This week, only the first episode of a brand-new project has begun.
But this is a temporary project!
In reality, the members will test their real academic skills!
Akebi and Esukei's low-academic selection will give them low-level answers!
Sexy Hara Hara.
And finally, the final weapon of the idiotic Bale is here!
Who will win the world's lowest billiards match?!
Everyone, as idols you have been aiming for being center, right?
- That's right - That's right, everyone is right
So what should you do to become center?
- Then Kasai - Become cute
- You mean you will play with us? - No, no
- Because you are already cute - It's more than that
- Inside and outside - Inside and outside?
- It can be anything - It can't be anything in there?
- It can't be anything in there - Even when you are inside and outside - Yes
- You will become cute - I see
By the way, if you're going to tweak your face, where are you going to tweak it?
Stop it!
Don't dig in there!
We're not all tweaking our faces, of course!
Okay, Takahashi.
Well, I think it's important to study properly.
Oh, you just said that?
No, it's important to study properly.
As expected of Takahashi-san!
That's wonderful!
Right?
Since studying is important right now,
for today's project,
to put it bluntly, it will be like this!
Nukihiro-san, reverse test!
It doesn't matter!
She just said it's important to study!
Study!
No, no, no!
Everyone, please think calmly.
Can a stupid person get a center position?
Let's look at the comments posted by Oshima Yuko- san, who posted "AKB's center position."
Here it is.
I'm not asking you to push my back. Just follow me.
What a nice word.
Can a stupid person say such a nice word?
She can't! She can't say it!
She can't say it, right?!
If a boy manga is reading it, it'll probably come up.
If it's a boy manga, it won't come up, right?!
It'll come up!
It'll definitely come up!
Next, Maeda Atsuko-san, who currently has a center position in AKB.
She's amazing, you know?
Even in this show, she still has excellent grades.
She could even get first place!
Let's look at her grades. Here it is.
16th out of 20 people.
15th out of 18 people.
Amazing!
I didn't realize how amazing she was.
You know what?
This test, "worst 3" will be announced.
She barely made it out of it.
Isn't that amazing?!
Even though she's bad!
She barely made it out of it, even though she's a loser.
Even though she's funny!
That's right.
She didn't make it into the worst!
Yasame-san, when she took this test, she didn't even make it into 4th place!
She didn't even make it into 3rd place!
As an entertainer, she's the worst!
She can't be like this!
As an entertainer, she's the best!
She's the best, that's for sure!
By getting good grades in this dropout test, AKB's future is promised!
Did you understand, everyone?
Yes!
As for this dropout test, Hata-san, who was 1st place in the last dropout test, is back in Nagoya!
Hata-chan is back!
How are you doing?
Ah, yes, I'm fine.
Your reactions are different!
"Yes, I'm fine" was the comment, and now your hair is all messed up!
If you could become a center, you'd like to become one, right?
Hata-chan, is that it? Hata-chan! Hata-chan!
It's okay. The mic is really close.
The mic is really... Your voice is so small, the mic...
The gun mic is so close!
I think the fans probably hated me.
I see.
Maybe, yes.
Sugiyama-san looks like the moon.
Who looks like the moon?
Who is a crater?
I saw it up close.
Don't do it, okay?
Yes.
Don't look up close, okay?
And next is a senior, Matsuri Rena-san.
Yes.
You're really excellent.
I'm really stupid.
You're really stupid?
I really can't write kanji.
You can't write it, but...
What?
The people in front of you...
In front of me?!
Because I'm stupid, I'm second!
And today, for the mid-term test, Yagami from the first floor.
And for the final test, Takajo from the second floor will also be participating.
Right?
Takajo, you can't look like that!
You can't look like that!
As a senior in the agency, you can't look like that!
Takajo, are you studying properly?
Studying?
I'm writing about transportation fees.
You're writing about transportation fees?
When I'm filming, I'm calculating.
Wait a minute.
Do you have transportation fees?
I do.
What?!
President!
We have transportation fees too!
President!
That's weird!
And this time, the idiot's heart will finally be able to take off the veil!
And so, for this test...
100 points for Japanese, 100 points for English, 100 points for Social Studies, 100 points for Health Care, 100 points for Music...
Out of 5 million points...
This test will be conducted in the order of Japanese, English, Social Studies, Health Care, Music...
Since each subject is for middle school students,
if all of them are high school students or above,
they should be able to get full marks.
What don't you know?
Number 4.
Number 4?
We don't know if it's number 4.
Is "chin" the correct way of saying it?
Say it again.
Is "chin" the correct way of saying it?
"Chin", right?
So cute!
"Chin" is correct, right?
"Chin"!
Right?
You just want to say "chin", don't you?
Sugiyama-san, don't say it.
No, I just said it.
Don't say you just said it.
You're the worst.
You're the worst, Sugiyama-san.
You're the worst!
You're really the worst, Sugiyama-san.
Takahashi-san, your grades are...
11th or 16th...
They're mediocre.
Right?
That's right. I want to go either way.
That's right.
And for this election,
you're 7th.
Yes.
Well, it's mediocre.
No, it's not!
It's not mediocre at all!
7th is pretty amazing, isn't it?
It is.
It's pretty amazing, but...
And...
3...
2...
1...
Okay, time's up!
Okay, everyone, thank you for your hard work!
Thank you for your hard work!
Your grades are all over, but...
Right?
Thank you for your hard work!
Kato-san, how was it?
This time...
it was really difficult...
You got too close to the mic, didn't you?
Two mics!
I did everything I could, so...
I see.
No matter what the result is...
I'm prepared to accept it.
Because...
No matter what the result is...
I'm prepared to accept it.
That's cool!
Pass/failure test answers!
Some people are a little high-tensioned and some people are low-tensioned.
That's right.
But I'm looking forward to it, this time!
That's right!
Yes!
First, the national flag answers!
Alright!
First up is this question!
Make sentences using "kaburu" (putting on a cat)
Well, well, well...
Miyazaki-san, you did it, right?
Let's look at the example answers.
Putting on a cat at a handshake
This is correct, but it's not very good!
Putting on a cute cat...
Playing hard to get...
This is Kasai-san, right?
Kasai-san!
You're correct, but...
I don't put on a cat!
There are people who came and gave it to me.
Ah, you don't have one, but who puts on a cat?
Like Yukirin.
Yukirin...
Don't give it to people who don't have one!
Yukirin doesn't do things like that!
Right? I've heard that she puts a lot of care into putting on a cat.
Alright, next up...
Let's look at the answer!
Here it is!
The answer is...
Today, I want to try putting on a cat!
Eh? Are you trying to put on a real cat?
Here it is!
Taka-jo!
When I think about it, I think it's me!
It's you! It's not you!
I often wear a dog costume for my character...
That's why I wrote it like that.
"Putting on a cat" means...
Hiding one's true nature and behaving like an adult.
Was it written about that?
It wasn't.
Ah, it wasn't written about it, but it's Jamri!
It was written about it.
That's right.
Let's go to the next question. The next question is...
The answer is Miyazaki!
Miyazaki has an answer?
Miyazaki's answer is...
Miyazaki-san!
My house stinks and my hair stands out.
Is it about Torio's house or Miyazaki's house?
That's right, that's right. It's a question about making up stories.
Ah, of course, of course.
It's not about your house...
It's not!
It's about using fictional characters...
I see, I see.
My house stinks and my hair stands out.
Ah, I see.
Then it's about your house, right?
Yeah.
Right?
My house stinks and...
No, no, but it's about my house...
Miyazaki-san, please look behind you. Hata-san is laughing a lot!
Hata-san, why are you laughing?
Why am I laughing?
Is it because your house really stinks?
Hata-san?
It can't be helped. I'm already 34 years old.
Everyday is curry week, really.
Don't shove it all in there!
Then let's look at the wrong answer for this question.
The wrong answer is...
Sato and Amina!
The answer is...
Yes, Sato-san!
My body stinks and my eyes stand out.
Your mouth is cute!
Your mouth is cute, Amina-chan.
My body stinks and...
Wait a minute, what does "stinks" mean?
It's probably not human, right?
Like animals...
Like cats.
Cats' fur?
It's all like "zaaaah!"
Like a glass of sake?
Calm down, calm down!
Because I can't drool anymore...
I use a rubber band...
It's hard!
The next question is...
Make words into kanji.
The question is...
Yes, yes.
Handshake meeting.
For all of you, AKB members...
First, "mohan kaitou."
Yogami-san!
Oh, Yogami-san!
Wonderful.
Very well.
You know this kanji just by doing it.
Yes, of course.
I see.
Wonderful.
I thought there wouldn't be anyone who got it wrong...
But there was someone who got it wrong!
Maeda Ami!
Maeda-chan!
Maeda...
Eh?!
It's not enough!
It's not like you're shaking hands like this, is it?
Ah, you're doing it!
It's not like that.
You're really only doing it like this, aren't you?
You're not doing it all at once, are you?
Right? It's because you don't feel like it.
No, I don't feel like it anymore.
If you're like that, don't stand in the center!
Yes.
"Handshake meeting," "handshake" is all I remember.
You're suddenly getting strict.
Yes.
Next...
Wrong answer...
Kizaki!
Kizaki, you're here!
Kizaki...
Actually, this Kizaki...
Before the test, she asked Yagami about herself...
Ah, but...
Since Yuria is here this time...
I feel like I can win because of Yuria.
I'm pretty stupid.
Ah, really?!
Yes, she's stupid enough to be called "stupid"!
When I came to Tokyo for work the other day, I was riding a taxi.
And then, in front of me, there was the National Diet Building.
When I saw it, I thought, "Huh? That's Tokyo Castle, isn't it?"
The National Diet Building, Tokyo Castle!
Yes. Until a little while ago, even on domestic trips, I was told to bring my passport.
When I went to Shizuoka, I was told to bring my passport.
That's pretty close, isn't it?
Yes, it's pretty close, isn't it?
Yes, it is, but...
What is Kizaki's answer?
Yes, this one!
What could it be?
It's like a unicorn and a shield.
Like protecting the fighting.
Even if we do shake hands, we don't write "shake hands".
But it's written in the event.
It's all written there.
It's all there because the staff made it for us.
Yes.
Please be careful.
Yes!
The next question is this one!
Weekly AKB.
This is their own show!
The correct answer is...
Takashi!
As expected!
Of course!
It's been a year!
Great!
There's no doubt about it.
This is great!
There was one person who got it wrong!
There was?!
One person?
One person!
Oh my!
I'm really sorry about this one!
No way!
Hey!
Hey! Wait a minute!
Look at the moon plate!
It's written "weekly AKB"!
It's like they didn't have the confidence to look at it.
This is possible.
There wasn't enough time...
They blamed us in the beginning.
Right?!
As expected of someone who doesn't blame, but blames!
Miyataki-senpai is here!
This show is special thanks to you!
Yes.
It's thanks to you, right?!
Yes.
It's thanks to you, right?!
Yes!
I might have said it too much, but...
Yes!
Let's go to the next question.
Answer the official name of the next abbreviation!
"Sekuhara".
I see.
Then, the correct answer is...
"Sato Sumire"!
"Sexual harassment".
Right? This is...
I like "ji".
"Ji" is good, isn't it?!
It doesn't make you feel uncomfortable.
Yes.
There was another answer like this!
Yagami-san!
Yagami-san's answer is...
"Sexy hara hara"!
I know, but...
"Sexy" and "hara hara" make you feel uneasy?
"Hara hara" makes you feel uneasy?
You're expecting it, right?!
Yes.
Yes!
You're feeling "no, no" from your heart.
I was confused.
Yagami!
I was confused for a moment, but...
Eh?!
I was confused for a moment, but there's no such word!
There's no "sexy hara hara"!
Next, this one!
"Jireiji"!
This is perfect!
This has been a hot topic recently!
TV!
The correct answer is...
Suzuki Shiori!
I know!
The correct answer is...
"Digital broadcast on the ground"!
Well, everyone, it's okay, right?
I think it's okay even if it's "commercial digital", probably.
Now, the wrong answer is...
Takajo!
This is bad!
Takajo's answer is this!
Now, please read this.
Read it!
- Takajo! - Wait, for real?!
Read it in a cute way.
"Digital broadcast on the ground"...
- What... what does that mean? - What's "digital"? That...
It's when you hold it with a pencil and you get sleepy...
- Yeah, you said it. - It's when you get really sleepy and...
Wow, this is a peak for a lot of people.
It's the first national language education, so...
Even there, you're heading for a sleepy peak...
- It's a pretty scary four-language education! - It's pretty scary, this is...
The next question is this!
"Digital"...
"commercial digital"...
The correct answer is...
Zero!
Oh!
- Everyone didn't know! - It's okay!
Yes, the correct answer is...
Digital...
- It's broken! - It's broken!
- It's broken, isn't it? - What?
- Everyone got it wrong, but this is the worst answer.
- Sato Amina. - Huh?
- Yes, this one.
- Sato-san, read it yourself.
- What is this?
- "Siri" is "tsubomi". - Ah, I see.
- "Siri" is "tsubomi". - Ah, "tsubomi" is "tsubomi"?
- "Siri" is "tsubomi"? - Yes, that's what I wanted to say.
- Next, the worst one is...
- Yagami. - Why me again?
- Yagami. - Yagami-san.
- Here is Yagami's answer.
- Okay, please read it.
- "Siri" is "kayoi no" is "bareru".
- Yagami, "siri" is "kayoi no"?
- I was in the bathroom and it was itchy.
- I thought "oh, it's itchy" and I was rubbing it like this...
- Then my neighbor said "oh, "siri" is "kayoi no" and I got caught.
- Ah, with that movement... - Yes.
- Was there a moment when you wrote "siri" with that movement?
- No, there wasn't. - There wasn't?
- You can't write it directly.
- How did you do it back then? - First, when Siri got itchy, I held it in.
- During class, you were sitting like this. - Yes, I got itchy.
- Yes. Oh, what? - Oh, it's itchy.
- Yes. - Itchy.
- Yes, yes. - It's gross!
It's gross! It's gross!
- Other members don't do that, right? - We don't.
- You don't do it, right? - We don't do it at all!
- You don't like it? - We don't like it.
Now, for the next question.
- For older people. - Yes.
- I shouldn't do it. - What?!
- I won't do it! - I won't do it!
Now, for this question, there is no correct answer!
What?! Wait a minute! No way!
- The correct answer is, for older people, cold water. - Cold water.
- I've never heard of it. - You've never heard of it?!
- Everyone, you were wrong, but the wrong answer is...
- Kizaki!
- Yes, Kizaki's answer is...
- Here!
- Yes, read it! Read it!
- "Older people's welcome home."
- Older people aren't dead, right?
- Yeah.
- They killed themselves first. - Yeah, they killed themselves first!
- You shouldn't have killed yourself first! - I shouldn't have!
- You're doing your best! You're alive!
- Next up, English answers!
- Okay, first up is this question.
- Yes!
- Translate this "a" word into Japanese. - Translate this "a" word into Japanese.
- Okay, here's the answer. The correct answer is...
- Kuramochi-san!
- That's amazing!
- Yes!
- Muscle! - Muscle!
- That's right!
- Muscle!
- That's right!
Wonderful!
- Like Muscle Musical, right? - Yes!
Let's see the wrong answer.
- Chizaki! - What is it?
- Here! - A bug came!
- A bug! - A bug is coming!
- A bug is coming!
- A bug is coming is fine, isn't it? - Why did it come?
- A bug is coming! - Next, Kasai!
- Kasai's answer is... - Here!
- Moscow! - Like Muscle!
- Like Muscle!
- It's not like Muscle! - You can't write it like Muscle!
- If you write like Muscle like that, people won't grow up! - That's right!
- Don't make a fool of yourself! - That's right!
- Beat him up! - No, I'm not going to beat you up!
- And eat him up! - I won't eat you up!
Next, we'll answer the fish and tuna in English.
Kitahara's answer is correct.
I'm sure you've all heard of it, right?
However, Kuramotochi's answer is...
Delicious fish!
It's delicious for sure, but it's not a name.
Also, Satou Amina's answer is...
Meguro!
It's no longer a tuna.
Next, "he's" means "genius" in Japanese.
Hata Sawako's answer is...
He's a genius, but it's correct.
He's a genius, but it's a simple problem.
SKE Yagami's answer is...
He's "genius".
I just read it as it is.
Yagami is "genius".
Also, SKE Kizaki's answer is...
Ah, you're "genius".
For some reason, we're curious about the use of "families" in "genius".
My second favorite food is water melon.
I eat water and melon every day.
Do you use "sekomo" in "watashi" and "food" sentences?
She has not yet heard the CD.
So cute!
She has not yet heard the CD.
And Goto is...
Are you okay?
I don't know anymore.
The CD is beautiful, so I'll break it with my head.
You can't do that! Then you don't have to buy it!
I don't know what you're talking about!
That's right, I'll break it with my head.
Head, right? I thought it was a head.
Where do you break it?
I think it's like that.
She'll break it with her head.
Let's continue.
Yagami.
It's a regular question.
Yagami's answer is...
Not yet. Their CD is a hard disk.
What are you saying?
I don't know what you're saying. Is it a hard disk?
It's hard, so...
What is a hard disk?
The 18th place goes to...
"Determined to be the most explosive"!
Weekly AKB news.
AKB48's new single "Flying Get" is on sale now!
We'll play lots of music videos for you!
"Flying Get" is now on sale!
(My heart is beating fast, I can feel it)
(Da-da-da-da-demon)
Next week, we'll have a head-to-head battle!
- Fujioka Isao... - Who's that?!
- Who's that?!
- Wake up, eat, sleep... - Are you being selfish?!
- Mission... - But we're doing this every day!
- And finally... - Billy...
- In 18th place... - Hey, you!
The moment of deciding who's the strongest idiot!