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"Weekly AKB One-Shot Auction" will now begin!
This week, one-shot auction for eyesight, physical strength, and courage!
Will they be able to clear their own challenges and gain excellent appeal time?!
Will the members exceed their limits?!
Who will win one-shot appeal?!
"Weekly AKB One-Shot Auction"!
This time, we'll give you a challenge.
If you clear the challenge, you'll get one-shot appeal time.
You can win it at the auction!
Let's get started!
One-Shot Auction!
Rot No. 5
How many people can impersonate in one minute?
We'll do an impersonation in one minute.
However, amateurs and members are not allowed to impersonate.
Is this a self-promotion?
No, it's a self-promotion.
Last time, Ouya killed 11 people and cleared the challenge.
That's right! Last time, Ouya killed 11 people and cleared the challenge with an easy-to-understand impersonation!
Then, all of a sudden...
Who did that?!
Is it okay if it's not of high quality?
Not at all!
For example, is it okay if it's just "ah, it's fine"?
It's fine! That's what Ouya did.
Let's start with one person.
Auction, start!
Three people!
Four people!
Five people!
Matsuri-san, five people!
Kasa-san, five people!
And...
Six people!
Fifteen people!
Six people!
She's good at impersonating.
Let's go!
Nakamura-san killed 15 people!
The one who killed the challenge was Team 4's Nakamura Mariko!
Will she get a one-shot appeal time?!
She's good at impersonating.
Yes, I've done it in auditions before.
There are more than 15 people in your department, right?
It's more or less like that.
It's more or less like that, right?
But it's only for one minute, right?
Yes, it's only for one minute.
Let's build it up in ourselves.
Yes.
Will she be able to impersonate 15 people in one minute?!
Ready, go!
I used to impersonate Goofy from "Milmo de Pon".
You're bullying me!
I impersonated Mickey.
I'm Mickey!
I impersonated Goofy.
I'm Goofy!
I impersonated Daisy.
I'm somehow like this, right?
Um...
Oh! I impersonated Ojal-mal's Demo.
Ojal-sama! Ojal-sama! Demo-san!
Um...
Um... Um... Um...
I impersonated a Korean drama.
You're Ji-on, right?
Um...
I impersonated a person who loves foreign anime.
30 seconds left!
I'm nothing but basketball.
I'm trying to do that, woman!
You're a basketball player, right?
Good luck!
20 seconds left!
Um... I impersonated Sekisei Inko.
Sekisei Inko!
10 seconds left!
8!
7!
6!
5 seconds left!
4!
1, 2, 3, Da!
Da!
2!
1!
Sorry!
Ah! It didn't work!
Hello!
Oh no! It's sparkling!
Come on, Sato-san!
Oh no! It hurts!
You're no good!
Ouch!
It hurts so much!
It hurts the most, doesn't it?
It hurts!
Um... I'm sorry.
It didn't have an area, so it must have hurt more.
What? The stick?
The tip of the pencil hurts.
It hurts so much.
What are you saying?
Nakamura-san, your record is 11 people.
Ah!
It's the same as Shin-chan's!
There were 4 people left!
I wanted 1 minute and 30 seconds.
Right?
Until when will you continue?
There was also Shin-chan's impersonation.
It won't be counted in the end, but...
I'll do my daily impersonation.
Okay!
O-o-o-ouch!
She did her best impersonation in the end, but...
Nakamura failed miserably.
Next up, one-shot auction!
Lot number six. How many seconds can you do a saran wrap with only your face?
This is hard!
It's hard!
It's easier than I thought. It was very soft.
Is this a pretty elastic one?
It's a very expensive one.
The average is 30 seconds.
Let's do it! One-minute auction start!
10 seconds!
You're fast! 10 seconds!
Are you confident?
Yes!
Where does your confidence come from?
From the bottom of my heart!
It resonated!
You can do a saran wrap with confidence from the bottom of your heart.
That's good!
You can do it with only your face!
Only your face!
Are you confident? 10 seconds!
10 seconds is too fast!
Are you confident?
It's decided!
Kato-san is eliminated! Congratulations!
Kato Rumi, S.K.E. 48, eliminated Chosun-kun!
In just 10 seconds, he broke his saran wrap and won his one-shot appeal time!
Do you have a hard face, Akabu-san?
I have a soft face.
And you have a soft face?
I have a little problem with my nose.
Oh, you do?
I don't have enough force.
Oh, you can break it with your nose?
You can break it with your nose?
You can break it with your nose, right?
Yes.
My chin is also tight, so I can break it with my chin.
I see.
If you use your nose and chin, you can break it.
Really?
Overall, you don't have a lot of force in your face.
Why?
Nakanishi-san, I have a question.
Yes?
Nakanishi-san, you're not Ohara Kuwabata's... Ohara...
You're not Kuwabata's...
What?
You're not Kuwabata's...
No, I'm not.
No, you're not.
I feel like I'm going to break my glasses today.
Oh, I see.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry that I'm the main character and you're the supporting role.
I'm sorry.
Okay, Kato-san, please!
Goto P himself is here.
Wow!
This time, the one who will hold the saran wrap is the producer Goto Yoshiyo.
Won't Goto P do a one-shot for us?
He's here!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
You two have similar voices!
I'm surprised!
Okay, then.
You broke the saran wrap with just your face.
Yes.
Where did you have confidence from?
From your heart!
That's right!
Let's do this!
Challenge!
After this, the idol will live with his ugly weird face!
Will SKE Kato be able to break the saran wrap with just his face in 10 seconds?
Ready, go!
Wait a minute!
Now!
If you end it like "boom, boom, boom!", it ends!
It ends!
It's a new record!
It ran away! It's a flying record!
The SKE Kato is doing it again due to the flying record!
Can you break the saran wrap with only your face for 10 seconds?
Let's go, Kato-san! Ready, start!
Your face is too funny!
Watch out! Watch out!
Watch out!
How many seconds?
Ah! There's only 1 second left!
You cleared it!
You did it!
Your face is amazing!
As an idol, you're out!
You're out, right?
You cleared it, right?
It's dangerous for you to take it back in 15 seconds!
It's been a while since I've seen Aki-chan so excited like this!
I see!
SKE Kato, with his amazing face, has won the one- shot appeal time!
Using the luxury camera for 15 seconds, one-shot appeal time, start!
I'll do the screen-slap meme!
Wow! What's that?!
That was Kato Rumi!
Okaaay!
Amazing! Come out!
Amazing!
I got hit in the face again.
That's right!
Is this your special skill?
It's my special skill.
I think you should have been hit in the face here.
But the screen phantom eye...
I think there was a terrible face in the empty lap earlier.
I see!
I did it to get it back.
Yes!
It's a gift to get it back.
Yes!
Lot No. 7
In 90 seconds, how many people can write Japanese historical figures?
Can you write it?
If you can write it, you should have done it.
Last time, Kuramoto-san challenged.
She killed 31 people and wrote up to 17 people.
Wow!
Last time, too, but historical figures...
Full name!
Kanji!
That's fast!
Then, let's go!
Auction, start!
Five people!
Twelve!
Fifteen!
Nakamura-san, fifteen?
Seventeen!
Twenty!
Kichihara-san, twenty!
Twenty!
Nakamura-san, twenty-two!
Twenty-five!
Are you good at history?
I love history!
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Twenty!
Thirty!
Nakamura-san!
Nakamura-san, you suddenly came in.
Last time, I was watching "all air".
And recently, I studied history in a test.
But, thirty-one!
You can do it!
Thirty-one!
One in three seconds!
Thirty-one!
Oh, I see!
That's...
Kichihara-san, thirty-one!
One in three seconds!
Do it as much as you can!
Thirty-one!
Kichihara-san, thirty-one!
Kill!
The one who killed the championship is...
Team B's Kichihara Rie!
Will he get a one-shot appeal time?
- Kichihara-san! - Yes?
- I've heard rumors that you've failed at everything you've challenged.
- No, no, not yet! - Not yet?
- I haven't done it in this studio, but I've succeeded in table tennis!
- Ah, that's right! - You've forgotten about it?!
- It's a nostalgic story. - That's terrible.
- I don't think you've forgotten about it. - Is it okay?
- It means you have confidence in history.
- Whether it's detailed or not, I really like history. - You like it, don't you?!
- Yes!
- Nakamura-san, what a shame! - That's right.
- Next time, I'll study history a little more and try to make it to about 50.
- That's terrible! - It's like you've done it already!
- You haven't done it yet, have you?! - Not yet!
- You just stole Kichihara-san's comment!
- I don't know what to say!
- You don't want to say the same thing, do you?!
- Will Kichihara be able...
- In 90 seconds, will he be able to name 31 historical figures?!
- Ready, go!
- It's been a while!
- Go! Go! Hang in there!
- Amazing!
- Nice! The handwriting is cute!
- Nice!
- Okay, one person!
- Amazing! He's fast!
- Amazing!
- He's fast!
- Hang in there!
- Two people!
- Okay, nice!
- You still have 1 minute and 15 seconds!
- He's really fast!
- Nice!
- He's cleared it!
- Okay!
- When you're writing, you have to think of the next one!
- Amazing!
- He's fast!
- Amazing!
- The handwriting is pretty, too!
- Even though you're writing so fast!
- You still have 1 minute!
- Okay, you still have 1 minute!
- Amazing!
- You're definitely good at it!
- Huh?
- The kanji!
- The kanji is different?
- Does it say "tokuza"? Is it okay?
- That's right!
- Okay!
- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5...
- I don't know at all!
- "Tokugawa" said "zentai"!
- "Zentai"!
- Kitahara-san, you're funny!
- "Zentai" said "zentai"!
- If you write it, you'll lose your "tokuza"!
- Okay, "himiko" is here!
- "Takauji" is here!
- Okay!
- Ah! You're writing it from the middle...
- Isn't it the opposite?
- I thought so!
- You still have 20 seconds!
- You can do it! You can do it!
- Huh?! Wait a minute!
- You didn't wait a minute...
- Oh! The kanji is bigger!
- Okay, you're getting impatient!
- You still have 15 seconds! You still have 13 seconds!
- You still have 10 seconds! You still have 11 seconds!
- You still have 11 seconds!
- "Kaerun" said "kiomori"!
- Okay!
- "Koujou"?
- "Toki"?
- Ah! You're getting impatient!
- Here it is!
- Time's up!
- You can do it! You can do it! You can do it!
- Sato-san is here!
- Okay!
- Kusara-san!
- Sato-san has appeared!
- "Takauji" has to eat it!
- Step on the punch!
- Eat it?!
- Ouch! Ouch!
- Ouch! That hurts!
- Ouch! Ouch!
- Ouch! That hurts!
Ow! Ow! That hurts!
That's scary!
How was it?
I was surprised.
When you look at it up close, it really looks like fear.
Right?
It was scary.
Kitahara-san, the results are out!
In 90 seconds, there were 9 people.
Not at all!
I couldn't feel it physically.
In 3 seconds...
There are many historical figures.
First of all, I couldn't think of that.
It's stupid.
But can you draw it that fast?
Last time, we didn't have a time limit.
As expected of last time's results.
But it's different.
It's your opinion version, right?
Lot No. 8
How many centimeters can you get close to something?
Takahiro-san!
Takahiro-san, it's kind of...
It's getting dark.
What?
By the way, last time...
It was Ijiri-san's pose, right?
Ijiri-san's...
Yes, how many centimeters can you get close to me?
Ota-san was able to stand it up to 1 centimeter.
Last time, Love-tan was able to stand it up to 1 centimeter up close to Ijiri-san's tongue!
1 centimeter! I did it!
How was it?
I was holding my breath, but...
Um... your breath is amazing.
However, this time, the person approaching will keep their secret until they die!
Well, then...
Let's start from 2 meters!
Auction, start!
1 meter, 30!
1 meter!
50 centimeters!
30 centimeters!
20 centimeters!
15 centimeters!
14!
13!
10!
Kato-san, 10!
Matsuri-san, 5!
5 centimeters is this much!
Nakanishi-san, 4!
2!
Oro-san, 2!
1!
Kasai-san, 1!
Kasai-san, it's 1!
It's already 13 centimeters!
There's only 0 left, okay? 0!
And with that...
1 centimeter!
Kasai-san, kill him!
The one who killed Shosen-ken is...
Team B, Kasai and Tamami!
Just what is it that is approaching their faces?
Okay, everyone!
The one approaching is...
This one!
Appearing now!
This is...
Kasai-san...
The one approaching 1 centimeter.
Yes, yes.
I'll take it.
It's this one!
Yes!
Who is it? Who is it?
Who is it?
She's been here last time!
Who is it? Who is it?
It's U-chan! U-chan!
Who is it?
It's U-chan! Ushigahera U-chan!
She's very polite!
She's very polite to her seniors!
Good morning.
U-chan of Ushigahera has appeared!
Last time, Katayama challenged U-chan to hold her face for four minutes!
However, Katayama made fun of U-chan and dragged her around!
U-chan is all puffed up!
U-chan! U-chan!
U-chan is angry! U-chan is angry!
When she's in a bad mood, she's all puffed up!
Wait! Wait! I can't fly like this!
But...
Ah! What?!
What's wrong?!
Did you get too excited?!
Everyone's cute, right?!
Right?!
If you came last time you'd know, but when U-chan gets angry, she puffs up a lot!
Like this much!
So now, be quiet! Be quiet!
Be quiet!
Touch me! Touch me!
Touch me!
Hey, Inui-san, Inui-san!
Has U-chan gotten a one-shot yet?
Now, Kitahara-san!
Kitahara-san!
Nice!
Nice catch!
The distance between you two is a little too fast!
You can't run like Kato-san, can you?
It's our first time meeting!
Ah, that's right!
The shy Kasai seems like he wants to keep some distance in the first meeting!
Now, when did you say you wanted to keep some distance?
What is that?!
Kasai-san!
She's angry! She's angry!
What should we do?!
What should we do?! Think about it!
Kasai!
She stood up! She stood up!
U-chan stood up!
U-chan! U-chan! U-chan!
From now on, it's like this!
Idiot!
Please! Let's have a one-shot meeting!
Let's do it over there!
Buttocks! Buttocks!
If you have buttocks...
Buttocks?
If you have buttocks, you can do it!
My buttocks hurt so much!
Please!
Buttocks!
Can you tell me?
Her buttocks look like a moro.
Is it okay?
It looks like a moro.
I want to see it.
Kasai really wants to see the anus.
U-chan also approaches from behind.
Wait, wait! Start!
Don't you know?
It's better to kiss with Ishii-san.
Okay, we'll change the content.
I'll go first.
Is it okay?
It's okay.
We'll also change the special rule.
If you come close and put your chin on it for 3 seconds, you'll succeed.
Will Kasai be able to clear it under these conditions?
It's okay, it's okay.
She's looking back.
Ready, set...
It's okay, it'll definitely work.
I want you to kiss me.
1, 2, 3!
Okay!
You did your best!
I'm moved!
Was it long?
Master, thank you for your hard work.
Come here, 15 seconds.
Is 15 seconds okay?
It's okay!
She changed it to a special rule.
She'll get a one-shot appeal time!
Okay, Kasai-san.
For 15 seconds, use the camera luxuriously and get a one-shot appeal time.
Start!
Okay!
Hello, I'm Kasai Tomomi, but I want to be loved in the world, so I want to be loved by you, too, Ui- chan!
I want to love you, too, Ui-chan!
Thank you very much! Come here!
I can't remember you anymore.
I feel like you're here.
I can't remember you anymore.
After this, emergency press conference! AKB has been found guilty of treason!
Weekly AKB news
On August 10th, VIVA's second single "Cry" will be released! Please look forward to it!
"Cry", "Cry", "Cry"
And, UNDERGROUND's music video for "Dakishimecha Ikenai" has been completed! Please look forward to the newly released work!
Dakishimecha Ikenai
And next week's "AKB" is an emergency press conference.
This time, I'm going to replace "AKB" with "potatoes".
And...
"Takajo" and "Netsurai" are going crazy!
Manager! Manager!
And "One Shot Auction" is going crazy!
"Sadanra" "Sadanra" "Sanja" "Sanja"