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Weekly A.K.A.B. Adlib Queen Finals!
Today we have prepared a set like this.
Please have a look!
Isn't it amazing?
Isn't it amazing?!
I'll do my best!
I've seen this before!
I've seen it on TV!
I've seen it too!
The image is mixed up!
Is it true?
I've seen it on TV!
This is the Mogi press conference hall.
In this sudden interview, everyone will answer in adlib.
We will announce what kind of press conference we will have when we arrive here.
This week's Weekly A.K.A.B. will have a press conference without knowing the content and test the members' adlib skills!
What do you call each other?
We call each other "darling".
I see.
Your partner calls you...
"Chiyu-chan".
That's nice!
What kind of adlib will appear in the unexpected question from the reporters?!
Let's find out!
The first challenger of Adlib Queen is...
Kitahara, Yokoyama, Takajo, and Takada.
After the press conference is over, the producers will judge their adlib skills in four levels.
The first press conference will be...
Thank you for waiting.
The second challenger of A.K.A.B.48 is...
Please have a seat.
The first press conference of A.K.A.B.48 will be...
A press conference for forming a new unit!
The name of the new unit is "Dharma".
Journalists, please ask your questions.
I'm Miura of "Josei Kami Seven".
First of all, I'd like you to introduce yourselves one by one, starting with the leader, Kitahara- san.
- Okay, I'll do it. - The usual "Dharma" thing.
My voice is hoarse, but my heart is beautiful!
Even if everyone on "Dharma" falls, I'll rise up and show you!
I'm the leader, Kitahara Rie!
Isn't that wonderful?
And...
- The usual... - Yes, the usual "Dharma" thing.
The usual...
I'm Yokoyama Yui of "Dharma" from Kyoto!
I see, so you're going to put "Dharma" in your vocabulary.
"Dharma" is a very popular "Dharma" word here.
- Please go ahead! - Yes!
Even if I fall, you'll rise me up!
I'm Takashi Aki!
That was great!
With everyone's support and smiles,
"daruma"'s heart is...
One, two... "attaka da"!
I'm Shitan, also known as "Takada Shiori".
So you're not "attaka daruma", you're "attaka da"?
Yes, that's right. I'm "attaka daruma".
I made a mistake.
Yes.
That's right, we're using the "daruma" slang that I'm good at.
I'm the youngest.
Yes, that's right.
Yes.
I see.
I'm the youngest, 21 years old.
The youngest...
Huh?
Huh? 21 years old?
Manager-san, these girls aren't good with numbers...
Do you have any other questions?
Then, in the front row... Huh?
I feel like I've seen you somewhere...
Well, you're probably different people, but...
Yes, please go ahead.
Ah, hello!
Um... I'm Koka from "Weekly Panty".
Before you became a unit called "daruma",
it seems like you had various candidates.
Can you tell us about other candidates for unit names?
There were quite a few.
Yes, yes.
There was "kokeshi".
"Kokeshi"?
Yes.
How do you introduce yourself in "kokeshi" language?
My "kokeshi" heart is...
"attaka kokeshi"!
Huh?
But she's a good singer.
She's a good singer.
Do you have any other questions?
Then, in the front row, that woman...
Yes.
I'm Kubota from "Weekly Panty".
She's a real...
Can you sing your favorite phrase in acapella?
In your new song, can you sing your favorite phrase in acapella, Kitahara-san?
Yes, my favorite phrase is...
Even if you fall,
Yeah! I'll be fine!
Wow!
Even if you fall,
Yeah! I'll be fine!
Akimo-sensei wrote this?
That's right.
Akimo-sensei wrote it.
Akimo-sensei, let me say this as a manager.
Akimo-san is not involved in this.
Who wrote the lyrics?
Umm...Aki-chan.
Huh?
Aki-chan wrote the lyrics.
It took me three months to write the lyrics.
The phrase is...
"Even if you fall," "Yeah!" "I'll be fine!" "Yeah!"
I see.
Yokoyama-sensei, please say a phrase you like.
Let me see...
"Even if you fall," "Yeah!" "I'll be fine!" "Yeah!"
I see.
That's right.
That's what I like about you.
Akimo-sensei, you're the last one.
Akimo-sensei will...
Dalma, dalma, dalma
I hesitated between coquettish and dalma
But I knew it, it's dalma
Yo!
Huh?
Dalma, dalma
She's in charge of rapping.
It's only here that the atmosphere changes.
"Dalma, dalma, I hesitated between coquettish and dalma" "But I knew it, it's dalma" "Yo!"
I see.
I'm getting better than before.
Then, Takajo-san, please sing your favorite part.
Yes, for me it's...
The first step
It's a phrase like that.
It's really good.
At the beginning of the song, it's a phrase that the members say on a daily basis.
Daily basis.
So you don't know who's going to say what on which singing show.
At first, everyone's facing back and you can only hear their voices.
It's like...
It looks like it's going to happen.
Then, everyone, please sing your debut song one more time.
Then, the reporters will take pictures of you.
Let's have them listen.
Are you ready?
The first step
Even if you fall
I'll be fine
Even if you fall
"Dalma, dalma, I hesitated between coquettish and dalma" "But I knew it, it's dalma" "Yo!"
Is it over?
Yes, it's over.
Just now, Yui-chan said the lyrics were wrong.
Yes, the lyrics were wrong.
Ah, the lyrics were wrong.
That's also...
It's okay, it's okay.
The music video hasn't been released yet.
It's okay, it's okay.
I'm sorry.
I often watch Yokoyama-san's scenes like this.
I'm a weak kid.
The new unit, Dalma, has passed the press conference with excellent ad-libs.
And the press conference is over.
The producers have judged the ability of Dalma, Yokoyama-san, and Yui-chan's ad-libs in four questions.
I don't know, I really feel like I have it.
I already memorized the song.
Can you sing it?
That's good!
The producers have judged...
Please!
Dalma!
The new unit, Dalma's press conference has been highly rated!
The next challenger is...
Kasai-san!
She's alone.
The contents of her press conference are...
Kasai, Tomomi-san, please!
Thank you for having me.
Huh? There's something behind me.
Today's press conference is...
The press conference on marriage reports!
We will now begin...
Kasai and Tomomi's press conference on marriage reports.
Please!
The woman in front of you, please.
I'm Kobota of "Weekly TV".
Nice to meet you.
Please tell me how you met that person.
It was a coincidence.
I happened to be walking my dog in the park.
There was a person who often sat down on his way home from work.
It was night, so did I.
We met every day, so we talked a lot.
We talked about work.
While we were talking, I...
That's it.
Anything else?
The woman in front of you.
I'm Kobota of "Weekly TV".
Do you have a face or someone you look like?
Someone I look like?
If you don't mind, could you draw me an illustration?
I see, you often...
- This one. - Oh, that one.
Let's see...
I often draw at home, so...
That's love!
Now, Kasai-san is carefully drawing the other person's face.
- Are you done? - Yes!
Now, Kasai Tomomi-san's partner.
Her second face is this one!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Cute! - Cute!
- His smile is so cute. He said he likes short hair and he made it short for me. - What kind of hair was it originally?
- It was a little long. - About shoulder length? - Yes, about shoulder length.
- The other day... - Oh! - Yes. - I went to the beauty salon with him and he said "keep it this long" and cut it this much. - I see.
- Are there any other questions? - Yes. - Then, the white doctor. - What do you call each other?
- Well...
- I call him "darling". - I see. - And you, kasai - san? - I call him "chiu-chan".
- Cute! - That's nice! - Cute! - That's nice!
- Huh? Oh, is that so? Oh, my! Kasai-san! - Yes? - Just now... - Yes? - Kasai-san's partner... - Eh?! He's coming! - ...seems to have arrived here!
- Who is it? - Who is it?
- Then, the groom, Soichi-san, please.
- A man with short hair.
- Please.
- Huh? - Is it Chihiro-chan?
- What? - Huh?
- Wait, your short hair... - Yes?
- Earlier in the press conference... - That's right.
- Your short hair... - I heard you just cut it.
- Um, it's amazing... - Yes.
- Right away... - Yes, I ate it right away.
- Right away... - Right away...
- It's not short hair! - It's not short hair!
- Do you have any questions from now on?
- Then, the weekly tea bag... - Ah, I'm sorry.
- Um... - Wow!
- Can you tell me the words for "propose"?
- Did you actually have the words for "propose"?
- We did.
- Since they are impressive words,
- do you know what I'm talking about when I say "one, two"?
- Do you know what I'm talking about when I say "one, two"? - We do.
- Do you remember "one, two"?
- I don't remember.
- Can you say it?
- Can you say it together?
- Let's do it together. - Yes.
- One, two...
- "Zu" and "do" - "Zu" and "do"
- "Zu" and "ma" are the starting words. - Yes.
- Who proposed you? - Ah!
- Ah, yes. - It was Dairin.
- Ah, yes, yes. - Yes.
- What did he say?
- What kind of man is he talking about? - Huh? Huh?
- Huh? - No!
- Huh? - Huh?
- I just forgot a little.
- Then, a different question... - Yes, well...
- Yes, well...
- Can you tell us where you first kissed?
- That's... - Yes.
- a memory. - It's a memory, so I'll forget it.
- Shall I say it? - Yes.
- Well... - Yes.
- I heard it was in a surprising place. - Yes.
- Yes.
- It's not that common. - Yes.
- That's what I heard. - Yes.
- Your face is weird, is it okay? - Yes.
- Yes.
- I heard it was in a surprising place. - Yes.
- Shall we say it together? - Yes.
- Yes.
- I'll show you now. - Yes.
- One, two... - Field!
- Tsukiji! - No, it's not.
- No, it's not.
- Tsukiji!
- It's called "field of sea", isn't it?
- Huh? - It's not "field of sea".
- Tsukiji is "field of sea".
- Please don't write that down.
- I know you mentioned it, but... - Yes.
- I know you mentioned it, but... - Yes, I know.
- I know. - I know.
- Now... - Ah!
- Nomuri-san. - Lastly, I'd like to...
- Yes. - Yes.
I want you to stand up and stand firm, and then I'd like you to say something.
That's right.
Like a friend.
You know, when I'm sitting like this, you always come at me from behind.
Oh, I see.
That's what you always do, isn't it?
That's what you always do.
Then, as usual, high pose!
Yes, this way, this way, this way.
Can you move a little closer?
Oh, that's right.
Your expression, your expression is a little...
Um...
Shin-chan, your expression, more...
Can you stick to me?
Yes.
Then, let's do a heart pose like this.
Ah, that's good.
Yes.
Well, then...
That's good.
What are you doing? What are you doing?
It was a provocation from a single shot, wasn't it?
But I think you did a good job.
So, the answer is "p".
So, please give us your answer!
very nice
Thank you!
You did a good job!
After this, there will be more crazy ad-lib press conference!
Now, let's move on to today's main event. Here you go!
Ad-lib queen! Next is...
Mariko Nakamura, Ayaka Kikuchi, Haruka Ono, Aki Denuchi's challenge!
Today's press conference is...
Martial arts participation press conference!
If you have any questions, please ask!
Now, let's move on to the ladies in the front row and in the middle.
I'd like to know your ring names for each martial art.
Ring names, huh?
Nakamura-san, what about you?
Well, I've been thinking about it, and I've come up with a ring name for Komari-ko, which is becoming more and more popular.
Komari-ko!
That's my ring name.
What's wrong? What's wrong?
Can you say it again?
Komari-ko!
That's your ring name?
Yes!
That's nice!
Kikuchi-san, what about you?
Alright!
Alright, Kikuchi!
Alright!
Now, let's move on to Ono-sama.
Yes!
It's really simple!
I'll write my name and...
Harling!
Yes!
Harling!
Harling Ono!
You can use that intonation however you like.
I can use it however I like?
Yes, you can use it however you like!
I think something like "Harling Ono!" would be good.
Like "Harling Ono!" or "Harling Ono!"
Harling Ono!
"Harling Ono!" wouldn't work?
"Ono!" wouldn't matter at all!
Anything would work?
As long as you're excited about it!
Anything would work?
Harling Ono!
Yes!
Now, Deguchi-san!
For me...
I think something with a good intonation would be good...
Aksun!
Huh?
Aksun!
Huh?
Aksun!
Which one was it?
"Aksun!" was Deguchi's.
Yes.
You sound strong!
Yes!
Yes, thank you!
Now, any other questions?
Yes!
Um...
Weekly AmiTights...
Um...
Can you teach me your special move?
Yes!
Then, Komariko-san first!
My special move is...
Um... "Komanechi Karate Chop"!
Huh?
What?
"Komanechi Karate Chop"!
Um... I combine "Komariko" and "Komanechi" and make "Komanechi Karate Chop"!
Can you stand up for a second?
"Komanechi"...
"Komanechi" and "Karate Chop" combined...
What is "Komanechi Karate Chop"?!
Um... Can you ask that white greeting guy over there?
Yes, I understand.
That's right.
Is it okay for me to do it for real?
It's okay for you to do it for real.
Komanechi?
Komanechi Karate Chop.
Okay, do it in the middle of the ring.
Komanechi Karate Chop!
You're a beginner, aren't you?
Yes, I thought it was important to aim for first place.
Does Komanechi have nothing to do with it?
Komanechi is an idol, so...
He did it! He did it!
He did it earlier!
Yes, Komanechi Karate Chop is...
a special move that uses Komanechi's pose and movement's reaction...
and, in one turn, using that momentum...
and aiming for your opponent's groin and throwing out the chop!
Okay, it's a special move.
Okay.
"Come back here!" There's that.
What's the special move?
Our special move!
"Come back!" What is its ability?!
I'll say it.
Come back!
What was the last one?
I thought you were going to say "ohigenasu."
Ohigenasu.
When you say "come back," does your opponent come back?!
Yes, they do!
"Come back!" is your opponent's special move.
What's next?!
And what's your special move?
Mine is "gekiaku."
"Gekiaku"?
Gekiaku.
It's very powerful.
First, you weaken your opponent, and then you attack.
Remi looks like she's pretty strong.
"Gekiaku"!
What kind of move is it?!
If you're a wrestler with a lot of evil powers, you have "flitz on eric," right?
Let's see if you can beat him with "gekiaku"!
Yes.
For real.
Let's see it!
How is it, Noburi?!
It hurts!
Wow!
Noburi is being bullied!
"Gekiaku," a low-level special move you can't imagine from Remi, seems to work surprisingly well.
And now, Akisune Deguchi-san.
My special move is...
Kan-chope.
What is Akisune Deguchi's special move, "Kan- chope"?!
Weekly AKB news.
Hello, everyone!
We're AKB48!
Right now, we're filming our music video for our 22nd single "Flying Getter"!
Yes, this song is perfect for summer, and it's got plenty of action scenes!
We hope you like it!
Next up is our long-awaited new single "Hetappi Wink," which will be released on August 3rd.
Hetappi Wink
The selection rock-paper-scissors tournament!
Finally, a combination has been announced!
The winning card is...
Kusuhara Rinoa in 70th place!
In 45th place.
9th place.
Who will get the center position?
Contestants' press conference for martial arts.
Next is...
Well, and...
Akisuun Deguchi-san.
My special move is...
"Kan-chop".
This is good.
"Kan-chop".
It's a move born from my hobby.
Hobby?!
Recently, I'm addicted to hitting people in the butt.
First, I hit the enemy in the butt with "Kan- chop".
Then, my body relaxes.
In the meantime... "Chop"!
I see.
Two moves come out at once.
The special move "Kan-chop" born from her hobby is...
Will you do it seriously?
I'll do it seriously.
Are you ready?
Then...
Akisuun Deguchi-san.
"Kan-chop".
Please!
Yes!
"Kan-chop"!
Oh, no!
"Kan-chop"!
Oh!
It's good.
The sound of hitting.
This is effective, isn't it?
Yes.
First of all...
Who did you show this move to?
To Harling...
Harling...
What did you think of Harling's first move, Harling-san?
This move...
Well...
You can use it.
You can use it, too.
Oh!
Everyone can do it!
Yes, everyone can do it.
Anyone, even beginners, can do it.
That's right.
Please stand up and show us "Kan-chop"...
Yes!
Please show us "Air-Kan-chop".
Everyone can do it.
Yes!
Then I'd like you to hold down the photo.
One, two...
"Kan-chop"!
The fighters showed off their beautiful moves.
Will they get a knockout judgment?
Well...
Goto P, please give us your judgment!
Congratulations!
The result is...
I think it's wonderful, this press conference.
According to the information, while everyone is working hard...
Kitara-san, you had a nightmare.
I didn't!
I was awake all the time.
Really?
I was flustered...
I was flustered, but I kept saying it, but it's okay.
Anna...