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Weekly AKB. Filming day.
There is only one man in the room.
He is the producer of this show, Goto Yoshio, 55 years old.
Then...
Yes, come in.
Excuse me.
Hello.
Thank you for coming.
What...
...is going on?
Moreover...
Good morning.
Young members gather one after another at Goto's place.
Hello.
Then...
Yoro rei hi.
Mimitsuko sukosuko.
Meaningless and bizarre things were happening.
Moreover...
I'm not usually like this, but...
I'm really sorry.
How was it?
It was frustrating, really.
This week, a mysterious new project will start.
The members' new teacher, that part will be revealed!
Weekly AKB's new project.
Its title is...
A new discovery project.
"The Goto Interview".
Goto Interview, as its name suggests,
is a one-on-one interview between Goto and the members.
In fact, behind this project,
there were some uncertain facts about Goto.
One day, during a show production meeting...
Who is this guy called SKU?
Kemoto.
Kemoto. Kano.
13 years old.
It's like the one where he stabbed Lena in "Magiska".
You haven't seen it? You haven't seen it?
What was happening in Gotoh near the end of his career was...
Decrease in memory power!
He couldn't remember the names of the young members who had recently returned.
He was starting to have problems in producing programs.
And suddenly, Gotoh interview was prepared by the program makers!
We, the staff, want to find out the members' new personalities.
And Gotoh, who can't remember the members' names.
Both of them have a great plan!
Young members who are off from work will gather and have an interview.
And in the morning, when their shining personalities are found out...
They will have their personal interviews.
The Gotoh Interview - One Man King
Come in.
Excuse me.
Hello.
Good morning.
Komariko! Mariko!
I'm 17 years old, a high school student. I'm Team 4's Mariko Nakamura. Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you.
Mariko Nakamura.
Gotoh has met Nakamura before.
He didn't even know his name.
His impression is that he is very quiet and calm.
What kind of personality does Nakamura have?
I'm sorry for saying hello in front of you.
Excuse me.
You went to the deserted island last year, didn't you?
Yes, I went there.
At that time, it was my first variety show.
It was my first time shooting on a deserted island, and I was very nervous.
To be honest, I couldn't do anything because I was too nervous.
The only thing on the telop was "I think you need a house."
This is the video at the time.
I need a place to sleep.
Certainly, Nakamura's comments were used only this time.
You've changed a lot, haven't you?
It's been about a year now, but I've appeared in various places, including in parks.
I've seen various programs that senior members have appeared in and thought, "If I say something like this, people will use it."
I've recorded all of the variety programs, so I think I've changed.
What are you good at?
There are a lot of things I'm good at, so I wrote them down.
I'm very good at imitating people, and I'd like to show you a few of them.
The first one is "shop day".
Can I stand up and do it?
I'll stand up and do it.
Let's say there are customers.
Let's do it like this.
It's better to look like this.
Welcome.
Please take a look. Welcome.
Are you really interested in this product?
It just came in this year and it's a very popular product.
The customer over there also bought it. It's super cute.
Would you like me to try it on?
Yes, of course. I'll try it on.
That's the first "shop day".
The other one is "yororeihi".
There's a European brand called "yororehii", isn't there?
It's an imitation of a local person.
There's another one.
I really like Korean dramas.
I'd like to imitate a Korean drama that I've seen before.
Could it be...
you're Jion?
That's right, Mom!
I'm not Jion?!
Jion! Jion!
Thank you.
You're good.
You're good at impersonating, aren't you?
Thank you.
I've liked impersonating since I was little.
You have long legs, don't you?
Thank you.
My members and colleagues often tell me this.
Are you proud of it?
Yes, I'm proud of it.
Just for a little while.
Thank you.
Nakamura interview is over.
The next interview is...
Come in.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Okay.
Ichikawa Miori.
Even with her memory loss, she remembers a lot about Lemon-chan.
But she's never had a conversation with her.
What is the unknown side of Ichikawa that can be seen in her interview with Goto?
Oh, if you don't mind, Lemon, go ahead.
Yes, thank you.
Yes, please enjoy it.
Oh, is it okay for me to decorate it?
Yes.
Then...
Please have a seat.
Yes, thank you for having me.
Um...
And, Ichikawa Miori-san...
Yes?
Please introduce yourself and promote yourself.
Oh, I understand.
Yes!
Um...
My blood type is Lemon.
Um...
I'm from a lemon field in Sicily.
And...
Oh, my favorite place is CC Lemon Hall.
Yes!
My hobbies are collecting lemon goods and such.
My special skills are eating lemons fast and such.
Um...
Riding a one-person car and such.
Thank you for having me.
Okay.
Why do you like lemons?
Um...
I guess it's because of the yellow color and shape of the lemon.
Each lemon has its own personality.
Yes.
Some lemons are grainy.
Some lemons are smooth.
There are many colors of lemons.
I like how each lemon has its own personality.
I see.
You've thought it through.
No, it's not like that.
It's not like that?
Yes!
You said you like lemons fast and such, didn't you?
Yes!
That's right.
Can you eat them?
Yes, I can eat them.
Please wait a moment.
Okay.
There were a lot of lemons.
And I found a little bit of lemon in it.
I'd like to eat it.
That is...
What is it?
I'll eat it.
It's very fresh.
Are you okay? Are you overdoing it?
It's a little hard.
It's hard.
It's sour, isn't it?
It's not sour at all.
It looks sour just by looking at it.
Isn't it really sour?
It's really sour.
It's sour.
Are you okay? Is it delicious?
It's really hard.
It's a lemon.
It was a lemon.
Anything else?
Oh, I forgot.
Since I like lemon goods, I'd like to introduce some of them.
Lemon goods?
Yes.
These are lemon goods.
First of all, this is a lemon case.
It's called a lemon case.
A lemon case?
Yes, and this is what's inside.
I see.
There's a lemon in it.
It's big.
This lemon was given to me by Mack Ransom in Asuka's song "Tengoku Yaro" in 2011.
It's a precious memento of a fan who gave it to me.
So I put it in this lemon case and keep it carefully.
Yes.
Even after that, Ichika keeps showing off her proud lemon goods.
This is a lemon body soap.
I collect lemon goods like this because I love lemon so much.
Yes.
As for other things, I'm pretty good at high-speed blinking.
I just blink normally, but...
Can you try it with this?
Yes.
Oh, excuse me.
Try it with this bottle.
Yes, like this.
Can you do it yourself?
But if you do it faster, it turns white.
Then I'll do it again.
Yes, in a white version.
- It's a little late, but... - It's hot, isn't it? - Yes, it is.
Is there anything else you want to show us?
It's showtime!
"Nukesita"!
One, two... "I want to be Fresh Lemon"!
Like that.
- "Bridge" might be good. - "Bridge"?
- Yes, here we go! - Don't make me do it. - Okay!
And then, stand up.
Yes, like that!
Yes!
- Lastly, I'd like to say something special. - Something special?
- It's "Zutsuki"! - "Zutsuki"?
- Yes, it's "Zutsuki"! - I don't know it.
Please...
- Your father's head... - Are you okay?
I'll go down a little.
- Here we go! - It hurts.
Here we go! One, two...
- Yes! - It hurts, doesn't it?
No, it doesn't hurt at all!
- You're lying! - No, I'm not!
Zutsuki
"The Gotou Interview", next up is...
Excuse me.
Good morning.
"Yamauchi Suzudan"!
"Gotou" has met her twice in the past.
Her impression is that of a cheerful girl.
Here I go.
Hi, I'm Lan Lan, 16 years old, a high school second year student. My name is Suzuran.
Since I want to see your smile again today, I'd like to become a Suzuran fan. Thank you in advance.
Yay! Thank you very much.
Please have a seat.
What are you good at?
I'm good at calligraphy.
I brought it with me today.
Really? Then I'll show you.
The calligrapher Yamauchi has brought out is apparently her favorite calligrapher.
Are you going to write it?
Yes, I'd like you to show me.
You don't rub the ink, do you?
No, I don't rub the ink.
You wrote "Gotou" yourself, didn't you?
That's right.
Your name is Gotou Yoshio-san.
Yes.
So I'd like you to write your name.
She's going to write Gotou's name and show it to us, but...
How will it turn out?
Well...
I'd like you to give me a score.
It's great.
Really? I'm happy.
It's almost perfect.
Yay! Really?
You're good.
Thank you very much.
And...
I'm good at drawing weird pictures.
Yamauchi is good at drawing weird pictures.
She's going to show it to us again.
For example...
I'd like you to draw a picture that represents Gotou-san.
The model is Gotou.
How will it turn out?
Like this?
Yes! Ta-dah!
Well...
Yes!
You don't have hair.
Oh!
Here are three.
That's a wrinkle!
Oh!
Well...
I...
You know what you're doing, don't you?
No, I...
When I change my mind, I always do like this.
Oh, do you?
I always draw with my big head like this.
How do you like it?
How many points will you give me?
Five points.
That's enough.
Five points?
I'm surprised now.
So...
Yes?
What else do you like?
Golf.
Golf?
Yes.
You're still 17 years old.
Oh, you're 16 years old.
I'm 16 years old.
Golf?
Yes, golf.
I brought my club today.
Oh, wait.
I'll do it, too.
Oh, really?
Actually, she's a super golf girl.
She started playing golf at the age of eight due to her father's influence.
She has experience of participating in competitions.
She has a lot of skills.
Today, she will show off her golf bag.
She will show off her golf lovers' skills.
Yes.
Well...
130 yards.
The green one is a little to the right.
It's quite noisy, isn't it?
I think you should talk.
I'm serious.
How do you like it?
I'm surprised.
Oh, really?
I thought only swing was beautiful.
I participated in a competition only once.
At that time, for the first time, I scored 100 points and cried a lot.
I was so happy that I came to see my dad.
I was so happy that I'm about to cry.
But you scored 100 points.
I was so happy.
Yes.
Did you really cry?
I'm so happy.
Do you always talk to your dad?
That's right.
I'm so happy that I scored 100 points.
Yes.
But you don't look like your dad.
I don't usually cry like that.
You're wrong.
I was surprised.
You always say I'm so happy.
I'm so happy.
You were happy, weren't you?
I was so happy that my dad was crying and my mom was crying, too.
I was so happy.
Were you crying with your dad and mom?
Yes. I have a dog, but I don't cry with a dog.
What do you mean?
Because you're a golf player and you have a dog.
No, I'm going home.
You're going home.
Then...
Do you want to go practice?
After this?
After this, a fierce golf competition!
Weekly AKB news.
NMB48's long-awaited debut single "Zoku Kurokami Shoujo" is finally on sale next Wednesday!
Don't miss it!
AKB48 13th Genkyusen Audition, today is the deadline for applications! Hurry up to the official website!
Goto, who knew about Yamauchi's passionate love for golf, took Yamauchi to a certain place.
We're here.
Yes, we're here.
He's come here to practice golf, which is his favorite sport.
Goto, who loves golf and is a veteran with 30 years of experience, will check out Yamauchi's skills!
Let's have a driver match.
Yes.
In the 3rd hole.
Of course, it's a driver match in the 3rd hole.
The one who hits the farthest in the 3rd hole wins!
Yes.
The practice ground is limited in depth, so the rule is to measure where the ball falls.
Yamauchi is first.
Let's see his skills!
Here I go!
Even though he's been golfing for 8 years, he's only 16 years old.
Could it be...
Yes!
What's the distance?
183.
It's just a carry.
If it rolled, it would be 210 now.
That's right. Since the drop point of the ball is measured as a point, it seems that he made a mistake not to fly too much.
The ball that flew with a beautiful arc was a fence shot with one bound. It was a wonderful shot.
Next is Goto.
Even at the age of 40, he can't lose to a young woman. Will he show the will of a veteran?
Drop!
Nice shot!
Nice shot! It's fun!
It's 177.
It's only the first round.
It's big.
So, the first shot is 183 yards for Yamauchi and 177 yards for Goto, and Yamauchi leads by one step.
Next is Yamauchi's second shot.
Nice shot!
It's a bit of a hook, but the record is 146 yards.
Goto's second shot.
Nice shot!
It's also a hook, but the record is 140 yards.
Nice shot!
It's 140 yards.
Why did you say that?
All right, it's all right.
Yamauchi, who hit 183 yards, is still enjoying the lead and is finally in the final pitch.
Will Yamauchi win? Or will Goto win?
Yamauchi's last shot of his life.
Will it be?
A little! A little!
A little!
OK.
You said it.
Help me.
What's the distance?
One hundred and ninety-six.
A little! A little!
The last pitch was made by Yamauchi.
He hit a shocking number of 196 yards, the highest record of the day.
Don't lose, Goto.
Will it be the last pitch of his life?
Yamauchi, who hit 187 yards, is still enjoying the lead and is finally in the final pitch.
Oh, that's good.
What should I do?
How is it?
This might be bad.
Help me!
One hundred and eighty-seven.
I did it!
Yamauchi wins this match!
Yamauchi shows a dynamic swing that you can't imagine from his small body.
He usually flies 240 yards on the course, so I'm surprised!
I did it!
It's a draw.
It's a draw. It's a draw.
It's a draw.