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The so-called common sense test, uncommon sense queen battle!
This week, AKB continues with their uncommon sense queen battle!
Common sense test to find out who is the uncommon sense queen.
Last week...
What is the name of this elephant?
Kobayashi!
I'm sorry.
Kobayashi, who has a unique way of thinking, went berserk.
And this week...
How does a dog bark?
Correct!
With so many difficult questions, will their uncommon sense survival be serious?
Who will become the uncommon sense queen?
Also, this week, Sashiko's emergency plan starts!
It's impossible.
Uncommon sense queen battle!
Let's take a look at their results so far.
First place for excellent results is...
This answer is not lame!
For some reason, Yatabe, who decided to participate, is in first place!
Next, in second place...
I can't say it in honorifics.
Takayanagi is correct!
Wow, Takayanagi is correct!
Takayanagi, who answered several questions in honorifics, is in second place with three correct answers!
On the other hand, the members who couldn't answer even one question correctly...
I'm sorry!
I'm not stupid!
I hope you don't!
I hate you!
Even though it's a problem you can understand if you live a normal life,
five members answered all questions incorrectly.
As you can see, the order up to this point is as follows.
From now on, the level of questions will go down further, but will there be a comeback of members?
Then, the third stage, middle school level common sense questions.
From now on, it will be troublesome if not all of you can answer correctly.
Yes, and this stage will be fast-forwarded questions.
Finally, then, press the button in your hand and answer it when it lights up, okay?
Now, let's go. Then, middle school level.
First question.
The person depicted in the current issue of "Ichima Esatsu"...
- Fast! - Kuramoto! - Natsume Soseki!
- Fast! - What? What?
- Yes, Ota! - Nagashima Hideo!
- Wrong! - Fast! Fast! Next!
- Kaneko! - Yukichi Hideo?
- Wrong!
- Oh! You got it! Yoruji! - Fukuda Yukichi!
- Wrong! - Close! - Yes! Yes!
- Oh! You got it! - Fukuda Yukichi!
- Correct! - I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
- I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
- Hey, this is a pretty simple question! - What did you say?
- Hey, you weirdo! - What did you say?
- You weirdo! It's a fast-forwarded question, so it's a waste of time!
- You can't stop one by one! - What was it again?
- Who said "Yukichi Hideo"?
- Oh! You got it wrong! Yukichi Hideo!
- Fukuda Yukichi and Noguchi Hideo mixed up, didn't they? - Yeah!
- That's amazing! - Okay, here we go! - Yes!
- Question two!
- There is a car that runs at a constant speed of 60 km/h.
- If you calculate and drive for 30 minutes, how many kilometers can you drive at a distance?
- 30 km! - Correct!
- Isn't it the law of "hajiki"? - The law of "hajiki"?
Even if you don't use the law of "hajiki", it's 60 km in 30 minutes, so it's a problem of dividing it in half.
- Everyone should know it. - I don't know it at all.
- Iwasa is correct. - Iwasa is good.
Let's move on.
- Question 3! - Yes!
In Chinese, "thank you" means...
- Oh! Miyazaki! - Thank you!
- Correct! - That's good!
- This is common sense, right? - Yes.
- Let's move on to the next question. - Yes.
- Next question! - Wednesday in English is...
- Wednesday! - Wednesday!
- Correct! - Wednesday!
- Everyone can answer at this level. - Yes.
- Let's move on to the next question. - Yes.
Next question!
In soccer, Kazuyoshi Miura shows a performance after scoring a goal.
- Correct! - Oh!
- Kissing a ring. - Incorrect!
- Next question! - Yes!
- Kuramotochi! - Kazudance!
- Incorrect! - Oh! There is a Kazudance!
- Incorrect! - Can you answer it?
- Don't you have to answer it? - It's okay!
- It's a Kazudance... - Oh! But...
- The next question is a Kazudance, but you have to do that Kazudance. - Oh! Amazing!
- Why do you know it? - I don't know it.
- Incorrect! - Incorrect!
- Incorrect! Incorrect! Incorrect! - You're reading the question!
- It's okay! - You have to do a Kazudance.
- I don't know it. - You have to do a Kazudance!
- Oh! - Iwasa! - Iwasa!
- It's okay! - I don't think you have to move!
- Oh! Oh! - Oh! It's okay!
- Last one! Last one! Last one! - Decide it! Decide it!
- Oh! It's close! - Incorrect! Incorrect! Incorrect!
- Oh! It's coming! Oh! Go! - Oh!
- Why is it fun?
- Okay! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
- Um... There's no such thing as a big deal.
- Um... Everyone, hurry up... If it's a big deal, Yatabe-san, come out!
- Okay, Yatabe-san! - Oh! It's coming!
- Go!
- Correct!
- This one! - What is it?
- Eh, can you do it here?
- It's a little different. - Well, well, well.
- Eh, I don't know. - That's right.
- Yatabe-san, if you could, I'd like you to do it in the centre.
- Then, the next question.
- Which part of the body is called "miken"?
- Fast! - Takayanagi!
- Correct! - Correct!
- Well, this one is easy!
- Then, the next question.
- It's a multiplication problem.
- Two times three times five is?
- Oh, it's a little high.
- Thirty! - Correct!
- Well, then, let's continue. - Excuse me, but I can't do this!
- Wait, do you want to press it now? - You can do it!
- You're fast! - You're fast!
- You know, like... I don't know. - It's okay! It'll work out!
- It'll work out, so please be careful! - Everyone is doing it equally!
- Then, let's move on to the next question.
- As a ramen ingredient, it's the famous "menma".
- Well, what is... - Oh, no! - Yes, Miyataki? - Bamboo shoots.
Great!
What did you process?
- Did you know? - Yes, I knew. - You knew, right?
- You eat bamboo shoots a lot, but you didn't know, right? - I thought it was a mushroom.
- It does look like a mushroom. - Oh, no!
Well, that's it for the junior high school level questions.
Now, I'd like to announce the middle school grades.
And this middle school grades announcement has a very important meaning for everyone, which is to separate fate.
- What is it? - What is it?
That's right! After this middle school grades announcement, the top seven students will win and pass the test.
In addition, a luxurious reward will be awarded! And that reward is...
- Here it is! - Wow!
- A super luxurious fruit tart! - Wow!
- I really want it! - It looks delicious!
- Wow! - Can I have it?
- A super luxurious fruit tart! - Let me have it!
- Here you go! - Okay!
Now, it's time for the middle school grades announcement to separate fate!
First place goes to...
First place is...
- The fifth question is correct! - Oh! A top student!
- An ordinary person! - Maybe it's me...
- Yatabe! - Oh! Yay!
- Are you going to eat it? - Eat...
- I'm going to eat it! - Are you going to eat it? - Why?
- I see! - I like sweets!
Now, it's time for the second question to separate fate!
- Now, it's time for the second place! - I can't lose this one!
- A super luxurious fruit tart! - Yay!
Out of the members, the one with the highest score, Takaiwa, wins!
And in the third place, Miyazaki, who gained a lot of points in a single question, and Shibada, a college student, are in the rankings!
Both of them got three questions right!
In the fifth place of the second question, the oldest member, Kuramochi, Maria Nico, and Dagon were included!
And in the fifth place, there is one more person!
As you can see, the last person to eat the fruit tart is...
- The last person! - Is it the boss? - Do you think it's the boss? - I think so.
- It's like the boss! - It's coming! - Get ready!
- Now...
- Iwasa! - Yay! - Iwasa!
- Yes!
The last person to win was Iwasa!
The seven people who won were able to eat the fruit tart!
- Thank you! - If you don't like fruit, of course you can't eat it.
- And there are people who will be punished for this! - Wow! - It's like heaven and hell!
- I'm sorry, but I want to eat it! - Miyazaki, you can eat it! - I won't give it to you!
- This is how you make fun of people who have achieved something! - That's right!
- I'm sorry, but I haven't taken my camera out of you at all! - Yes!
- You can talk! - I'm sorry!
- What? - I'm sorry!
After this, we'll be waiting for the second question!
Next is the fourth stage!
The challenge for the losers is elementary school level common sense questions!
Very simple questions!
No doubt about it!
You know what this is, right?
If you lose, can you eat the cake?
There is no cake anymore!
What?!
Everyone is reacting with "eh?"
It's better to think of what's left at this stage as non-common sense.
Yes.
Don't be sad.
Okay, let's get started.
Elementary school level, first question!
What color does red and blue mix with paint?
If you don't know this, you're a "kasu" (scum)
Oya-san, let's not use the word "kasu".
This question's answer is...
- Ichikawa. - Yes.
"Fukami no nime". (Deep ears)
- I see. - I see.
Non-common sense question is incorrect!
- Oya! - Yes.
- What color is it? - Purple.
There is no such thing as "hihikiiro".
Oya's kanji mistake is incorrect!
Okay, Kobayashi-san.
That's enough. Brown.
Brown.
Red and blue have strong claims, so I thought it was probably brown.
I see.
That's a novel idea.
The answer is Kobayashi-san, who is not calm at all.
Incorrect!
Second question!
Seven times eight is...
What?!
Elementary school level, second grade class, multiplication problem!
Five seconds!
Four, three, two, one...
- Wait, wait, wait! - Yes!
- Open! - Open!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Open it, Kobayashi-san! Open it! - Wait, wait, wait!
- It's already open, so open it! - Yes!
- Open! - Yes!
Let's go!
- 56! - 56!
- 58! - 56!
- 72!
- 56! - 56!
- Yes, Kobayashi? - 78!
- Shichiha? - 7...
- You wrote 7 and 8 side by side, but Shichiha is 78. - Yes, Shichiha is...
And with that, these three are correct!
Next, let's go to the third one.
On the phone, the fire station is 119, and the police are...
Even elementary school students know this obvious question, but...
- 110! - 110!
- 119!
Yamanuchi Kearesu Misuka, next!
- How you count shoes is... - In this question...
- Yes, let's go straight to it! - One foot!
- Yes! - A bag! - A bag, yes!
- And also... - One foot! - Foot! - Foot! - Centimeter! - Yes!
Two people from Mukaida Ichikawa are correct!
And with that, Shibazaki, Hizaki and Kaneko from Zenmon Seikai are victorious!
- And with that... - Yes! - Yes! - With six people remaining... - Yes! - They will fight!
The final stage is finally kindergarten level!
Here are the remaining six people!
Who will shine as the extraordinary queen?
- If we get this wrong, it won't be kindergarten level, right? - That's right!
- It's embarrassing! - Yes, it's really embarrassing.
And from here, the extraordinary queen will be decided!
The person who gets it right first will win!
- Okay! - Let's get started!
Question one!
How does a dog cry?
Correct!
- Congratulations! - Thank you!
I didn't think this quiz would be funny at all when I saw it on TV!
Let's move on to the next question!
Do you know the name of this fruit?
- Melon! - Correct!
Wow! You finally know what melon is! Thank you!
- I'm glad! - Thank you!
We're doing things like this because of you guys!
Please understand!
Question three!
- Mom's... - You're fast! - Are you okay?
- Mom's... - It's a kindergarten question!
- Mom's... - What did you make for dinner?
- A scarf! - Incorrect!
No answers!
- Do you know the question? - Mom's...
- What do you call your mom? - Mom!
Last question! No answers for you two!
- Huh? - You're pretty good!
- I'm pretty good! - Then say what's next and answer!
- What's your mom's name? - Yes!
- Emiko! - Incorrect!
Sorry, sorry!
This quiz isn't limited to Kobayashi.
I know who Emiko is, but not everyone knows her.
- Is your mom that famous? - You're crazy!
- Who has the answer now? Ichikawa and... - Yes.
- Only Ichikawa? - You'd better be quiet.
- Okay, Ichikawa, it's your chance. - Ichikawa, it's your chance!
- Can you pass this, Ichikawa? - Yes!
- Who is your mom's mom? - Ichikawa!
- Okay, Ichikawa! - Grandma!
- Grandpa! - Correct!
- Okay, congratulations! - Thank goodness!
- You finally passed! - Congratulations!
- Now, one of you three will be crowned "uncommon queen".
- Well, I've seen it so far, but it's not an exaggeration to say that all three of you are "uncommon queens".
- Well, among them... - Best of "uncommon".
- I don't like it. - I don't like it.
- Here we go!
- Five plus six is... - Oh my!
- Eleven! - Correct! Wow!
- Wow! - Wow!
- You know it! You can do it!
- This should be it! - You pressed it so fast!
- Oh my, you can do it! - Don't push me!
- She said "eleven"! - Wow, you're beautiful!
- You were a beautiful eleven!
- It has to be one digit or you can't do it. - It's one digit!
- It's one digit!
- If it's ten, you can't do it.
- The result is one digit! - The result is one digit!
- Okay, let's move on! - Okay!
- Now, the final question of fate! Will Kobayashi be crowned "uncommon queen"?! Or will she be crowned "otaku"?!
- Here we go!
- 3 x 4 is...
- 18!
- You're too fast, Ota!
- Ota!
- Ota, just answer and go!
- Okay, Ota!
- 3 x 4 is...
- 12!
- Correct!
- Too long! - Too long!
- Is it really this long? - I don't know!
Wow! I'm so happy!
And so...
The 1st Survival Common Sense Test "Uncommon Queen" final...
The one who shined as a queen is...
Kobayashi!
Congratulations!
Even if it's a draw test, it's a beauty!
It's a draw!
Wonderful!
- Congratulations! - Congratulations!
- It's a draw! - It's a draw!
Really, I...
A lot of people get mad at me because I'm stupid!
So, if you're stupid and you don't like it...
- You try to absorb it from everyone... - That's right!
- It has nothing to do with it! - That's right!
Recently...
- I've been studying how to get rid of stupid people! - I see!
- That's why I'm like this!
Kobayashi's punishment is on the show "Last Day"!
Excuse me!
After this, Sasuko's emergency plan!
It's impossible!
Weekly AKB news!
AKB48's long-awaited new single "Everyday Kachusha" will finally be released next Wednesday!
Don't miss it!
And at the same time as it's released...
The 32nd single selection members will be selected!
The 3rd selection general election will finally begin!
This year, on June 9th...
At the Japan Martial Arts Museum...
The most popular event will be held!
Who will be the center of attention?
Also, starting May 24th...
"AKB48 Group All Performance" will be held!
At all movie museums around the country...
A simultaneous live broadcast will be decided!
For more information, visit the official AKB48 website!
Because you guys are doing half-assed things, you've been stabbed in the back, haven't you?!
This is Yabakune's way of doing things.
A moment has passed.
Do we have to do it like this?!
You're pretty good at this, aren't you?!
That top cook...
Is he only good-looking?!
I'll kill you!
Someone has to be killed.
That's what war is like.
Those who are sane will lose.
Shimeya-san!
Majisco Academy 2!
We're counting on you!
Weekly AKB emergency project!
A studio in a city.
Here lies the project's main target.
And that is...
Sashihara Rino
This time, Sashihara will tell us about the project.
Excuse me.
Good morning.
I'm sorry for disturbing you.
I'm Sashihara.
Why did you come today?
I don't know, but I have a bad feeling about it.
A bad feeling about it? Why?
Because I'm a weekly AKB.
Speaking of Sashihara...
Up until now, Sashihara has only done projects that involve physical activities.
In the past, Sashihara has only had bitter memories.
What kind of project will Sashihara tell us about today?
Today is Sashihara's blog...
Sashihara Quality Explanation.
It's been a year since it was published.
That's kind of you!
Congratulations!
Yes, it's Sashihara's blog.
Sashihara was celebrating his one year anniversary on August 30th.
Sashihara is happy that Sashihara is coming to congratulate him.
But Sashihara will tell us about his real plans.
To commemorate my one year anniversary...
I came up with a plan.
It's okay. You don't have to worry about it.
Even though you're Sashiko...
You just want me to say it!
Even though you're Sashiko...
I came up with a plan.
No, it's okay.
Please listen to me.
One day blog...
Updated 200 times!
I can't do it!
It's impossible.
No, I think you can do it.
No, really! If I were to say something really realistic...
Yes?
Even uploading it 100 times was really tough.
Updating your blog 100 times a day.
It's impossible!
Actually, Sashara, who has been uploading her blog 100 times a day since last year,
sometimes showed her weak side in the middle of an extremely busy schedule.
Many fans' support and comments!
In addition, she is also in first place in the Ameba ranking!
She has achieved an outstanding project!
Oh, really?
But this challenge is uploading your blog 200 times twice as much as last year!
Last year, I was uploading my blog about 15 minutes a day, right?
Yes, but if you don't upload your blog once every 7 minutes...
Once every 7 minutes? That's impossible!
Because it's not a holiday! I don't know when it is, but...
Yes.
It's not a holiday! I sleep!
You sleep? Do you eat?
Yes.
I was in first place last year, but recently I feel like I'm not in first place.
I've been uploading my blog about 7 times a week.
That's right! Since last year's project, Sashara has been in first place in the Ameba ranking!
Is that really okay?
I don't think it's okay.
You don't think it's okay, do you?
I don't think it's okay.
Sashara remembers the joy of winning first place again in the words of her staff!
I'll do it.
200 times.
I'll do it. I'll do my best.
Sashiko's 200 blog updates challenge actually starts today at 9 o'clock!
How many updates are there now?
If you're interested, check out Sashikara Quality right now!
In addition, Sashiko will explain in your comments!
For more information, check out Sashiko's blog!
I'll do my best to update my blog 200 times!
Will she be able to update her blog 200 times?!
To make young people's hearts flutter, Sashikara will make them look like embarrassed babies!
As a penalty game, this embarrassing image will be posted weekly on weekly AKB official mobile site's top page!
Please do it!
Have you ever thought about it?
Have you?