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Common sense.
It is knowledge that is naturally acquired over social life.
Of course, it is necessary in the entertainment world as well.
However!
I don't want to think about the A.K.B. of the princesses,
but there may be members who are extremely common sense.
That's not good!
So, this week's weekly A.K.B. is...
Survival Common Sense Test - Extreme Common Sense Queen Decision Match!
Megumin, who finds out about an extreme common sense member,
performs a common sense test that she knows for sure!
Here we go!
The person depicted in the first picture is...
Hideo Nagashima!
The extreme common sense queen has a very embarrassing punishment!
Who is the most extreme common sense member?
Three times four is...
Eighteen!
Survival Common Sense Test - Extreme Common Sense Queen Decision Match!
Good morning!
You're here!
What's up, everyone?
You don't look well!
Huh?
What's up?
What?
Extreme...
You don't look well!
Huh?
For those of you who don't look well, I'll give you two of my energy balls!
I don't think it's a good idea!
You don't have to!
I have two of them!
Right?
What's up, everyone?
You don't look well!
Um...
I'm sorry to say this, but...
Um...
I think...
I have a common sense!
Do you have a common sense?
No, no...
The members who were here for the extreme common sense test...
Don't you have a common sense by now?
No...
Does your head have anything to do with common sense?
That's right!
No, no, no...
If you can study, you have a common sense!
That's right!
So you all have a common sense!
Can you study?
No, you can't say that!
Right?
The members said that they can't study, but they have common sense.
Before starting the test, we asked them about their private secrets!
Nagi Takaya.
Yes?
Until recently, you've thought of all countries other than Japan as America, haven't you?
Wow!
Nagi Takaya.
Are you serious?
Until a year ago.
After entering this world, I went to Macao and other places.
That's how I remembered.
So far you've only been to Macao, America and Japan.
Is it okay now?
Miyazaki, it's not the time for you to be laughing.
There's something you don't know.
What is it?
When you were in the Russian park, you were eating all of the snow outside.
Miyazaki!
You said it was good!
Miyazaki!
Is it true?
Snow?
Yes, it's true.
It doesn't snow much in Japan, does it?
Well, it depends on the place.
I went to Russia and there was a lot of snow.
I ate snow and it was a little different from Japanese snow.
By the way, how was Russian snow different from Japanese snow?
It was living.
I see. Russian snow was living more than Japanese snow.
I see.
There are other unconscious members.
Are there?
Kobayashi-san.
Yes?
Kobayashi-san, you seem to leave the bathroom door open all night.
Isn't it unconscious?
Who said that?
Before asking "who said that?", is it true?
Isn't it annoying to close it?
Of course, it bothers people around you. That's unconscious.
Recently, I was in Team K, but I changed to Team B.
I thought it would be rude for Team B members to dance, so I closed my heart a little.
So you realized that you were doing something unconscious, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
If you change teams and do this, people will think you are unconscious, so you quit, didn't you?
I quit and I didn't close the door.
Then a researcher came in and surprised me.
What are you researching?
I'm not researching that.
Also, Kuramochi...
What?
It's not a secret, but Kuramochi...
No, I don't think it's a secret.
When you eat something, you show what's in your mouth to people around you.
Show it!
Who did you ask?
It's not "who did you ask?", but "is Kuramochi doing it?".
Who?
It's not "who?", it's "are you doing it or not?".
Yes, I'm doing it.
You're doing it, aren't you, Tsubukura-san?
Why are you doing it?
Why do you want to show it?
I don't know why, but I just said "it's like this in my mouth".
But you got used to it.
People don't have such unpleasant faces.
At first, I thought it was really gross, but you got used to it.
It's like it's normal, like you have runny nose.
If you think about it from a common sense or uncommon sense perspective, it's uncommon sense, isn't it?
Yes, it's uncommon sense.
You also have uncommon sense.
No, I don't think I have it.
You don't have it?
You put your soapy hair in a plastic bag and make it into a ball and collect it.
What are you doing?
No, no, no, that's not it.
Misunderstanding?
What do you mean? Please tell me.
First of all, you collect your bath or soapy hair, don't you?
If you collect it, you clean it up.
But you can't throw it away in a plastic bag, so you put it in a plastic bag and throw it away.
That's common sense, isn't it?
While you're throwing it away...
momu
"momu"? "momu"? "momu"? "momu"?
"momu". It's a dialect.
Dialect?
"momu" means "squeeze"?
You squeeze the hair that's in the bag, right?
- You know, the one that's sold in the market. - Yeah, the one sold in the market.
So I thought it would be like a dish.
- Asazuke, asazuke! - Asazuke?
- You make it with karaage, right? - Yeah, I make it with asazuke, but...
- Karaage, right? - I thought it would be like that.
- So... - Is this a secret policy? - Secret policy?
- She said it. - You all think it's a secret policy, right?
- Yeah. - Right? - Yeah. - Everyone is nodding.
I told her about Kuramotochi, and she said it's a secret policy.
- Right? - We want you all to survive in the entertainment world in the future.
- Yeah. - Right?
- That's why you have to have common sense for it. - I knew it.
- If you don't have common sense, you can't survive. - Yeah.
- So, this time... - Yeah.
- It's not your usual academic test. - Yeah.
- You're going to take a common sense test that you know.
- So, this time...
- From a college student's level to a kindergartener's level...
- They're going to take a common sense test that they know.
- Bad game! Bad game!
- The uncommon sense queen has a severe punishment waiting for her.
- But you know common sense, right?
- After explaining the rules, Miyazaki is...
- Um... well, last time... - Yeah.
- I wasn't allowed to take a common sense test. - Yeah, you were. - Yeah.
- Only we were allowed to take it seriously. - Yeah.
- It's like... - Yeah.
- I don't know what's wrong with me. - I see.
- I don't know if it's worth it... - Huh?
- I don't know. - Can you see it? Can you see it, Miyazaki?
- Yeah. - Can you see it?
- Do I look like an idiot?
- Ah, this person doesn't know if she has common sense or not. - Yeah.
- I've been curious about it for a while now. - I see.
- You participated in the test, didn't you? - I did.
- I think you should participate in it. - I see.
- I don't know if you have common sense or not.
- Well, it's not fair for us not to take it. - Yeah.
- How old were you this year? - I'm 34.
- Yeah, you have common sense. - Yeah.
- Even if you're in second place, you can answer all questions correctly, right?
- You can answer all questions correctly.
- However, you won't know anything like last time.
- Then, let's do it together, Yatabe-san. - Shall we do it?
- Let's do it. - Let's do it, Yatabe-san.
- Please do it. - Okay.
- First of all, it's a common sense question for a college student.
- Okay, first of all, it's a common sense question for a college student.
- All right! - Yeah.
- At first glance, it sounds difficult.
- However, it's different from the admission problem.
- In society, it's natural for you to know the minimum age you can live alone.
- Yes. - Yes.
- In terms of age, the average social person is over 18 years old.
- Yes. - Kobayashi-san, Kuramoto-san, Ooya-san...
- I'm 19 years old. - Really?
- So, you have common sense.
- Takayanagi-san, do you have common sense? - Yes.
- You have common sense, right? - Yes.
- You graduated high school and you're an adult woman, right? - I'm an adult woman.
- You are, right? - Yes.
- Then, you're an adult woman, right? - Yes.
- Then, let's do it right away.
- First question! - All right!
- The basic seasoning for cooking is five seasonings.
- Taking those first letters and saying "sashisuseso", what seasonings do you use?
- Please answer. - I see.
- "sashisuseso" is correct for all of them.
- Even with this, you're at the level of a social person.
- This is common sense. - It's common sense.
- And you're a girl. - I can cook. - You can cook.
- If you don't know this, it's really uncommon sense.
- Is there anyone here who's good at cooking? - No.
- Then you know who it is, right? - Yes. - You know, right?
- I know. I cook every day. - You cook every day? - Yes.
- Is it true, captain? - What are you good at? - Huh? - You're good at cooking.
- Um...
- I'm nervous. - I see.
- What kind of food is that? - Isn't everyone done? Should we go?
- Is there anyone who's not done? - Not yet. - Not yet? - Not yet.
- Then you really have to write it down right away.
- It's not common sense. - If you don't know it, you don't know it. Write it down!
- Right? Because the word "kashiya" is there. - That's right! - Right?
- Okay, then it's over! - Okay, it's over!
- Okay, then let's all answer at once. Answer, open!
- Okay! - Okay.
- Now, now, now... - There are many answers, but... - Um... Kobayashi! - Kobayashi!
- "Sa" - Sugar. - Yeah. - "Shi" - Salt. - That's good. - "Su" - Vinegar. - Isn't that good? - "Ho" - Vinegar.
- "Se" - Vinegar. - "Seiro" - Oh! - "Seiro"! - "Seiro"! - "Seiro"!
- The word "kashiya" is already there, so I'm sure you know it. But "se" definitely doesn't exist in Japan now.
- There's no "se" in Japan now! There is! - There is, but... - Yes.
- There's no "se" in the ancient seasonings. - Well, seasonings don't have "se" in them, right?
- So I thought it was "sechimito" pepper... - "Sechimito"? - "Sechimito"? - Yes, yes. - There's "sechimito" pepper in Kobayashi's world! - There is!
- I know, but "sechimito" pepper is... - What are you laughing at? What's wrong? - What a joke! - I couldn't think of that before...
If it's sexual, it's likely to exist, so I think it's sexual.
I see.
This is a little painful.
Next, Iwasa.
Yes.
Read it out.
"Sa".
Sugar.
Yes.
Salt.
Yes.
Vinegar.
Yes.
Back fat.
Yes, yes.
See? See that?
It becomes "a", doesn't it?
See? See? See? See?
It's not a seasoning.
I see.
Viewers may already know what it is, but of course, the correct answer is...
sugar, salt, vinegar, soy sauce, miso.
Based on that, please watch the continuation.
Satori.
Yes, read it out.
Sugar...
Yes.
Salt...
Yes.
Salmon roe...
Yes.
Rice crackers...
Yes!
Ingredients on parade!
The second half is amazing.
Yes.
The second half is an amazing dish.
What do you think?
The third half seems to have a lot of soup stock, doesn't it?
Based on that, it seems like you can make a dish, doesn't it?
Yes!
Based on that...
I think it's correct.
I see.
Let's watch the second half.
Yes.
Sashimi, salt, sushi, senbei, somen...
Why did you say somen?
It's senbei and somen.
What's up with you two?
As for Yamamuchi, except for salt, it's all food.
From the first question, there's been a series of wrong answers.
Who's curious about the correct answer?
The correct answer is...
As I thought.
Takayanagi.
All of them are correct.
I studied culinary arts.
I see.
I'm glad!
Even if you didn't study, this is common sense, isn't it, Takayanagi?
People often mix miso with sauce.
That's right!
What do you think about that?
Ah, it's a little unconventional.
I see.
That's right.
And...
Um...
Yatame-san too.
Yes.
But it's common sense, isn't it?
Yes, it's common sense.
Right?
But only these three are correct.
Correct.
Wow, this is a little...
Next up is a question about honorifics used in business situations.
What is a "dekimasen" (can't) honorific expression?
A "dekimasen" (can't) honorific expression.
If you say "dekimasen" (can't) in honorifics...
Yes.
Oh my.
What was "oh my" catchphrase again?
I won't say "dekimasen".
Oh!
Right?
That's the honorific version.
You know that, don't you?
I won't say "dekimasen".
A new catchphrase...
You might be able to say it in honorifics too.
What was this again? I learned it.
I did it!
Oh!
You're fast!
I can't think of it.
Well, shall we go?
Shall we go?
Yes!
Then, open your answers!
I see.
Shall we take a look at the answers?
Um...
Well...
Ichikawa!
Yes.
Please read it out.
"dekimasen" (can't)
"dekinain desu" (can't do it)
"gomennasai" (sorry)
She's apologizing a lot!
Amazing!
I can't do it!
I see.
I want to forgive and forgive her!
But it's wrong!
It's wrong.
Yes!
Ohya!
Yes!
Read it out.
"dekimasen" (can't) in honorifics is...
"moushigakearimasenga" (I'm sorry, but)
"watakushi niha sonna rikiriyo ga nutaimasen" (I don't have that much energy)
Ohya-san!
You know...
I can understand how you feel, but...
It's long!
You can't introduce yourself, can you?
Yes, I'm from Koga Prefecture.
I'm sorry, but...
I don't have that much energy!
It's long!
Other than this, what are the other people's answers?
"dekimasenu" (can't do it)
And "shimada" (closed)
"dekimaseyu" (can't do it)
Was "business honorifics" difficult for AKB?
Here are the results!
"dekimasenu" (can't do it)
"itashikanemasu" (can't do it)
"nani nani itashikanemasu" (can't do it)
Is it written there? Read it.
"moushiakei gozaimasen ga goyogo ni okotaiitashikanemasu" (we're sorry but we can't do it)
Is it this one?
Takayanagi?
Correct!
Takayanagi is correct!
Only Takayanagi is correct!
Next up is a common knowledge question about international law that we've heard of before.
In order to conduct experiments and research in space,
what is the name of the friendship facility that the United States, Japan and Russia have cooperated with and are building on earth's orbit?
What is that?!
This question seems like the members are struggling again, but...
Could it be?!
The answer is open!
Kobayashi-san!
In order to conduct experiments and research in space, what is the name of the friendship facility that the United States, Japan and Russia have cooperated with and are building on earth's orbit?
Yes!
H.I.S.
Correct!
I see!
I see! Since you're friends...
Do you have a space plan right now?!
Huh?!
Huh?! A space perspective?!
H.I.S.'s space perspective?!
Amazing!
Everyone will feel space up close from now on!
Having H.I.S.
Thank you!
I see!
That's common sense!
You know what friends are like, right?
Yes.
Since they say it's spinning, the manager who became a big shot at every turn says it's spinning.
I see!
Okay, next!
Yes!
Oya!
Yes!
What is the name of the friendship facility that the United States, Japan and Russia have cooperated with and are building on earth's orbit?
Legalia!
That's right!
Correct!
Miyazaki hasn't written it, has he?
Miyazaki knows it, but...
I know it's the one that appears in "Umizoru" and I went to see it three times.
Legalia!
Legalia! Legalia!
Legalia!
Legalia is...
Um...
Legalia!
Say it in lines! In lines!
Yes!
"LEGALIA!" Like you two!
The world is...
Miyazaki, what's wrong with you all of a sudden?
Miyazaki, what's going on in the movie?
LEGALIA!
Oh, you're saying it!
It's true, isn't it?
No, the world...
LEGALIA!
Let's see Yatabe's answer. Yatabe's answer.
Yes!
Yes.
Space station!
"Dassai"?
"Dassai"!
"Dassai" is...
"Beta" is...
"Dassai" is...
Yatabe, right?
"Dassai" is...
The answer is "dassai".
Let's go to the correct answer.
Shall we?
I'll announce the correct answer.
The correct answer is...
International Space Station!
Yatabe is correct!
Yes!
Hey!
What's wrong with "ordinary"?!
"Ordinary" is fine, isn't it?!
This answer is not "dassai"! It's "ordinary"!
"Ordinary" is fine!
That's scary.
This morning, with high school level questions,
even more uncommon questions are revealed!
Continuing, the second stage is high school level common questions.
Right?!
If you're a high schooler, you should know about it.
Common questions to win prizes!
AKB members of the same generation can answer all questions correctly!
Right away, high school level.
First question!
What is the name of this statue on the Easter Island of Chirideo?
Yes.
Yes, this is easy.
You know, right?
This is already common knowledge.
It's world common knowledge, right?
Yes.
Then, shall we go?
You have a big ambition.
Then, shall we go with the correct answer?
Open!
T-shirt.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Well, everyone has the same answer.
Yes, yes, it's a little strange...
He's no good.
He's no good at all, not even a scratch.
Then, first of all...
Ichikawa!
You're wrong!
Yes, what is the name of this statue?
What is the name of the statue on Easter Island?
Amoy.
Amoy, right?
Amoy.
I'm not sure if you know it or not, but...
I know it, but I was wrong.
Kaneko!
Kaneko, what does it say?
But, it's like...
Mo-ya-i-zo?
I see!
Miyazaki has the same answer.
Miyazaki also says "mo-ya-i-zo".
"Mo-ya-i-zo" or "mo-a-i-zo"?
I was really confused.
Confused!
Mo-a-ka-i-zo
When you pronounce it, it's "mo-a-i-zo", but...
When you write it, it's "mo-ya-i-zo".
What about you, Oya?
You said you knew it, Oya.
Mo-a-i-zo
That's the new word.
Mo-a-i-zo!
It's "mo-a-i-zo".
Which one?
Mo-a-i-zo
It's "mo-ya-i-zo", isn't it?
It's "mo-a-i-zo", isn't it?
No.
Many people have needed advice about this issue.
But now, three gracious guests talk about it first.
No, I thought it was "mo-a-i-zo", but...
I thought that flip was a little different, so I wrote "razo" because it's naked.
That's not it, is it?
Huh? It's not this?
I thought it was a hook, but I'm not wearing clothes because I'm naked, so I wrote "razo".
You wrote "naked elephant" and wrote "razo", right?
Yes.
Ayashi! Please answer!
Wish Tower
It's romantic!
Then, will you say the correct answer?
No, there's a reason for this.
I say "elephant", but sometimes I say "hook", right?
I went to a fan meeting recently.
And I saw EXILE's CD cover.
And the name of the CD album is "Wish Tower".
I saw it!
It's there, isn't it?
It's exactly the same!
It's exactly the same.
Is it really this?
Yes, it is!
Takaya, do you know?
Yes, it is.
Wait a minute! Is this EXILE's cover?
Why do you ask me that?
Is it this?
No, it's not. It's not that.
It's not this?
No, it's not. "Wish Tower" really stands for "tower", but it's not in the picture.
This is the actual CD cover.
As Shibata said, it's quite different.
Kobayashi, what a shame!
The name of this elephant is...
Moai elephant.
So, Moai elephant is correct!
There are quite a lot of correct people! Congratulations!
By the way, Moai is an elephant in Shibuya.
So, Moai elephant is originally in Shibuya, right?
Are you listening?
I'm saying this for people who wrote "Moai".
I'm not listening, so...
Even now!
Right?!
That's why you're wrong!
You don't have to say it so loudly.
But I'm not that angry now.
After this, the name of the national star is...
Just say it, Ichira-kun.
Weekly AKB news.
May 18th, AKB48's first dance and vocal unit, Diva's debut single...
"Moon's Back Door" will be released!
Everyone, please look forward to it!
On May 25th, "Everyday Katchooshire" coupling song "Korekara Wonderland" and "Hito no Chikara" music clip will be released!
Let's watch a part of it!
The legendary extreme spiciness!
Extreme spiciness is stronger than you think.
I'm stronger than that.
I'm not weak at fighting.
If you lick me, it's over.
Is it okay for me to do it?
What was Yuko-san thinking about in the hospital?
I don't know the fear of extreme spiciness.
She's a monster.
Manisco Academy 2!
Nice to meet you!
Who is the former professional baseball player called "Mr. Giants"?
In this question, AKB will...
Take a look!
Ichigawa Ichiro?
Giant Baba-san.
Mayumi.
Godzilla Matsui.
Nagashima Hideo-san?
Tell me, Ichiro-kun!
Who is it?!
The answer is, of course...
It's Shigeo Nagashima.
The correct answers are Kuramochi and Shimada!
Next week!
The second half of "Extreme Spiciness" final match!
Fukuda Yukichi!
Please perform "Thunders" for us.
The "truth question" has changed, and the studio is in trouble!
Who will be participating in "Extreme Spiciness"?
Look forward to next week!
Extreme Spiciness