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This week's AKB is "Sennryu", "sense", "kei"!
"Sennryu", that is...
One of the traditional Japanese literature from the 5th and 7th centuries.
Nowadays, in the streets, you can find "salariman senryu" and "gyaru senryu".
It is also popular to read modern customs and is attracting attention.
Therefore, this week's "Weekly AKB"
will challenge modern "sennryu"!
Everyone, do you know what "sennryu" is?
- We know! - We know!
- By the way, is there anyone who doesn't know? - There's no one like that.
There are three of you, but what do you think "sennryu" is?
- I have the image that grandmothers write it. - I see.
- Can you read it? - I'm good at it!
- She's good at it. - She's good at it.
So, in 17 letters of the 5th and 7th centuries, you convey your feelings in short words.
- I don't know! - I don't know!
- I see. You want us to show you an example. - I see.
I see. Then we will show you an example, but it may not be that good.
That's right.
Then, let's do it as a line when you seduce a girl.
- Then, I will go first. - Yes.
I want to let you cry.
What's with you and that line? It's dirty. I don't like it. I can't change it.
What's with you and that line? It's dirty. I can't change it. I can't change it.
First love. I like this rice the most.
Is it rice?
I don't want to talk about that rice.
Shut up.
Collect bullets. Give me my Shenlong.
Isn't that a dirty line?
- It's dirty. - It's dirty.
Don't look at the worst examples.
This time, it's a competition between three teams.
In response to questions about lines that will appear in the future,
those lines will be evaluated in terms of points, numbers, and people.
The team with the highest score will receive a reward.
Here is the reward.
You don't get to eat things like this very often.
It looks delicious.
It's often served as a side dish, isn't it?
- I want to eat it. - I want to eat it.
- Then I'll feed you.
But I don't want to be fed by Yatabe-san.
- Yatabe-san. - I don't like it.
Yatabe-san, let's go back for now.
Which team will win the reward?
And this time, we'll have a special interview with a super-big line.
Itaro and Takedo-san, please!
Takedo and Yatabe-san!
Thank you!
Thank you for coming!
Everyone, do you notice anything when you look at Sensei?
He looks like a warrior.
What else?
He has a beard.
By the way, the name of Sensei's teacher is Itao Kaketo-san.
Itao Itsuji-san's grandfather?
That's right!
Itao Kaketo-san is Itao Itsuji-san's father!
That's amazing!
In fact, Itao Kaketo-san is a famous warrior in Kansai as Itao Itsuji-san's father.
In addition, he has a brilliant career of winning many warrior contests so far.
This time, we will have such a warrior professional evaluate the members' warriors.
Let's feel like a warrior!
"Arrange! Warrior Evaluation"!
What we will teach you now is "Warrior Evaluation Preliminary Work" hosted by "Warrior Research Press", which specializes in warriors.
A part of the work is blank.
You can put your words in the blank part of the work and arrange and complete the evaluation.
Itao Sensei will judge it by "heaven", "earth", and "people".
First of all, the captains of each team will challenge it!
Will they have the sense of warriors?!
Here is the question!
The root of "meil" is "ho-nya-ra-ra-ra-ra-fu-an- na-no".
This is "ik", which is called "koi-suru-gyaru-ga- suki- na-aite-to-meil-wo-shite-iru-toki-no-kimochi- wo-yonda- ik".
What arrangement will they make?
- I know! - I know!
- Are you ready, everyone? - Yes!
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
Then, can Miyazaki read it for us?
Miyazaki will read "ik", which is called "gyaru- ga- koi-suru-aite-to-meil-wo-shite-iru-toki-no-wa- ik"!
The root of "meil" is "hen-shin-osoku-te-fu-an-na- no".
- I see! - I see!
Miyazaki, do you get anxious when you're late?
- I don't! - You don't?
- Surprisingly! - Yeah!
- You don't have to answer! - Yeah!
- I'm quite old, you know! - Yeah!
Miyazaki's "ik"!
The root of "meil" is "hen-shin-osoku-te-fu-an-na- no".
They express how "gyaru" feels when they get anxious when they reply late.
Next!
The root of "meil" is "fuan-na-no" while they're waiting.
- I see! - I see!
- Cute! - Cute!
- They express how anxious they are when they don't reply. - I see!
Kuromochi's "ik"!
The root of "meil" is "fuan-na-no" while they're waiting.
They express how anxious they are when they don't reply to any of their emails.
Next up is the author team!
The root of "meil" is "hen-shin-na-i-to-fu-an-na- no".
- I see! - I see!
- Miyazaki and you have similar feelings! - Yeah!
- I usually reply to emails randomly. - Yeah!
- I think my partner is mad at me for being rude. - I see!
Ohta's "ik"!
The root of "meil" is "hen-shin-na-i-to-fu-an-na- no".
They express how anxious "gyaru" feels when they're worried about their partner.
Three teams have come together.
Which arrangement will Itao-sensei choose?
First of all, who will be "ten"?
Yes, yes!
Will it be Miyazaki, who transformed late, or Kuramochi, who is waiting, or Ohta, who transformed late?
What is sensei's judgment?
I'm waiting!
Oh, great!
Kuramochi's "ten" is "tasteful one".
Kuramochi's "ten" is 50 points.
Kuramochi completed "tasteful one" and got a wonderful 50 points.
And "chi" is...
Kuramochi transformed late.
"nai" means "late", and "osoi" means "expected".
I see.
As a result, Ohta got 10 points.
You have a deep line.
By the way, who will be "ten"?
It's mail. I'm anxious without emojis.
They really reflected girls' mobile culture.
The next three people are...
Their works are...
"I want to fall in love, but my partner is...".
How do they arrange their feelings of envy for love and the gap between harsh reality?
First of all, "shimada's "ten".
I want to love, but I can't find my partner.
Oh, I see.
You can't find your partner yet, right?
You want to love, but you can't find your partner yet.
You can't find your partner.
That's how reality works.
I see.
"shimada's "one".
I want to love, but I can't find my partner.
Expressing the gap between ideal and reality straightly as "I can't find my partner".
Next.
I want to love, but I can't find my partner.
Oh, I see.
You can't find your partner.
I learned something like this before.
It's like...
I feel like I'm jobless.
I see.
"kobayashi's "one".
I want to love, but my partner is jobless.
Expressing the gap between jobless and well.
Next.
I want to love, but my partner likes girls.
Oh, I see.
I tried to express something like "men can't believe it".
"ouya's "one".
I want to love, but my partner likes girls.
Expressing the harsh reality of girls to adults.
What is the best arrangement?
"shimada's "one" that can't be found?
Or "kobayashi's "one" that is jobless?
Or "ouya's "one" that likes girls?
What is the judgment?
"jobless" is good.
Wow!
And "senryumi" is good.
"senryumi" is good.
And "chi" is "miyazaki's "one".
"outa's "one" is "jin's "one" with 10 points.
By the way, this entry-level work is...
"kobayashi's "one".
I want to love, but my partner is jobless.
A family that symbolizes girls' mobile culture.
Whether it continues or not is up to you.
Next is this line where the hair is hidden.
It's called "the eternal theme of women."
Let's think about it together.
First of all, Maria Nagao's "it".
Whether it continues or not is up to you.
Nagao's "it".
Whether it continues or not is up to you.
Did you have such an experience in the past?
Whether it continues or not is up to you.
It's almost the same as Nagao's answer.
Did you work part-time together?
Next is Shimazaki's "it".
Whether it continues or not is up to you.
Shimazaki expresses women's feelings well.
And Galsenryu's priority work is...
Whether it continues or not is up to you.
Yes, it's the same answer as the priority work.
So, of course, "it" is Shimazaki's "whether it continues or not is up to you".
And Nagao and Iwasa have the same "it".
Next is the SKE competition.
Here is the question.
Whether it continues or not is up to you.
Next is Rick, who arranged "whether it continues or not is up to you."
Who arranged "whether it continues or not is up to you".
Miyazaki team, please.
Whether it continues or not is up to you.
Yes!
Kaneko's "it"!
Whether it continues or not is up to you.
She expresses Galsenryu's sad heart.
Whether it continues or not is up to you.
Kizaki's "it"!
Even if I say "yes" with excitement, he won't look at me.
This also expresses gyaru's painful maiden heart.
And the leader of K's, Takayanani is...
Even if I say "yes" with excitement, he won't look at me.
Takayanani's pick is...
Even if I say "yes" with excitement, he won't look at me.
As expected of the leader, she focused more on what's inside than what looks like.
The result of the SQE match is...
This time it's yellow.
Leader Takayanani gets 50 points.
And the rest of the team gets points.
The next three people are the answerers.
The question is...
Koyoshi Taigyaru - Setsunai Omoi no Senryu
The first song is...
"Ikemen wo Miru Tabi Itsumo Tameiki Da" (Whenever I see a handsome guy, I always sigh)
What does she think of when she sees a handsome guy?
First, Ichikawa.
"Ikemen wo Miru Tabi Itsumo Me ga Kirara" (Whenever I see a handsome guy, my eyes always shine)
Ichikawa's pick is...
"Ikemen wo Miru Tabi Itsumo Me ga Kirara" (Whenever I see a handsome guy, my eyes always shine)
She thinks it's cute.
Next...
"Ikemen wo Miru Tabi Itsumo Hoho Someru" (Whenever I see a handsome guy, I always blush)
Yamauchi's pick is...
"Ikemen wo Miru Tabi Itsumo Hoho Someru" (Whenever I see a handsome guy, I always blush)
It's a shame for a gal who saw a handsome guy.
And...
"Ikemen wo Miru Tabi Itsumo Tokimeku no" (Whenever I see a handsome guy, my heart always flutters)
Mukaida's pick is...
"Ikemen wo Miru Tabi Itsumo Tokimeku no" (Whenever I see a handsome guy, my heart always flutters)
It's an expression of a gal who has a lot of love in her heart.
The best arrangement is...
"Akari" (Red)
"Me ga Kirara" (Whenever I see a handsome guy)
Miyazaki's team gets 50 points!
"Kagashimeru" (Whenever I see a handsome guy)
"Genjutsu" (Reality)
And Kuramoto's team gets 30 points!
And Ohta's team gets 10 points!
As you can see, the points so far belong to...
And the winning team is...
With "Koma" and "Kiseki no Senryuu", the studio is saved!
"Ninna de Tsuzuge", "Rirei Senryuu"
From now on, we will answer questions in a group of three.
Three representatives will divide into five or four groups according to a topic.
By uniting everyone's hearts, we will complete the "Senryuu".
And the most important thing is the seven letters in the middle.
It is important to match the words before and after.
And here are the representatives of each team.
Then, Miyazaki's team will also...
Do you want to do it in that order?
Which side?
Miyazaki, do it.
It is important to match the words in the middle.
I think it is better to do it at the end.
You want to do it at the end.
If you say you don't want to do it, I will do it.
If the captain says it, I will do it.
If Miyazaki really does it, it can't be helped.
It can't be helped.
I will do it.
Idiot!
It can't be helped!
Ichikawa-san is behind you now.
Thank you!
If this happens, let's do it as a team.
Yes!
Here is the question.
First date with a senior whom you love.
The destination of the date was a surprising place.
Let's go there!
They can't talk.
Will they be able to connect?
If this happens, it will be amazing.
By the way, Itao-sensei.
Is there any word that came up in your mind?
Me?
First date.
Take me to a haunted house.
I see.
It was a bad one.
If you say it suddenly...
Sensei, you have time.
If you have time, you can think about it.
Are you ready?
Yes!
First, Miyazaki team.
What kind of date will it be?
The relay race is...
The relay race is... Please!
Ground...
In a place like that...
No good! No good!
No good!
This is no good!
Miyazaki team's teamwork is excellent!
This "no good" means... Mamango and Asami, right?
But when you say "no good", you can't help but imagine that!
However, the relay race that led to a great success is complete!
First date with a senior you love!
The date destination was a surprising place!
Kuramoto team's answer is...
Why is that?
Pro-wrestling venue.
I want to go home.
Good, good!
It's true that a pro-wrestling venue might attract you for your first date!
However, the relay race that led to a great success is complete!
The next one is...
In your eyes...
You saw it in your dream...
It's the same thing!
This is a little confusing!
In your eyes...
Sensei, please!
In your eyes...
You saw it in your dream...
It's the same thing you saw in your dream...
In your eyes...
You saw it in your dream...
It's the same thing you saw in your dream...
Sensei, please repeat that sentence over and over again!
Unfortunately, the relay race led to a disaster!
As expected of Sensei's suggestion!
Normally, this is what happens!
And now, all three teams have their answers!
What is the best relay race?
First of all, what was your best work?
Pro-wrestling...
50 points!
And Chiwa!
I knew it!
He knew it!
Here is the question.
A big mistake in recording of the show!
I'm going there!
Here are the three representatives of each team!
Let's start with Team Miyazaki.
Here is the question.
A relay race that cannot be discussed.
Will it connect?
I'm sorry!
Yes!
I'm going there!
Please forgive me!
I'm going there!
Beyond the dream!
It's completely connected, isn't it?
Beyond the dream!
With Captain Miyazaki's fine play,
Ms. Itao also likes it!
Next is the relay race of Team Kuramochi.
Here you go!
What should I do?
I'll hit my parent.
Tear gum.
Oh, I see!
I overslept,
but I ended up hitting my mom.
I should have overslept in the morning.
I'll hit my parent in the morning.
Tear gum?
Yes, tear gum.
If you had those words, it would have been easier to understand.
Senryu tried to hit his parent for oversleeping,
but it didn't connect.
It's a bit of a defect.
Next is Senryu of Team Ohta.
I can't do it anymore.
That person came out.
It's a dream.
This is...
The person you like...
The person you like came out of your dream,
and you overslept because you wanted to see that dream forever.
I see.
Senryu of Team Miyazaki finished in a better shape than in the first relay race.
However, Ms. Itao's judgment is...
Team Miyazaki has 50 points,
and Team Ohta has 30 points.
After this, A.K.A. "Body 8"'s real answer will be revealed!
Senryu of Team Ohta finished in a better shape than in the first relay race!
Each team will have a team race of two people.
First, one person will read out the senryu according to a given topic.
Then, the other person will add sentences to the senryu and complete a pair senryu.
Then, here is the special rule!
The final score is...
Ten gets...
200 points!
Chigaya gets 100 points!
And Jin gets...
50 points!
Then, each team will choose a representative.
Or will that team...
Do I have to be the leader here?
Not really.
You don't want to be?
I don't want to...
I might not want to be.
I don't know!
What do you mean you don't want to be the leader?
I want to be, too!
You want to be?
No!
You want to be?
Then I'll be, too!
I'll be, too!
Thank you!
Idiot!
Once the agreement is made, each team's representative will come forward and face the final question, which is...
I thought she was an acquaintance of mine, so I waved and called out to her.
But it was someone I didn't know at all.
There they go!
The Ota team is ready!
Let's go, Ota team!
Here is Ota team's pair senryu!
Here you go!
The pair will discuss and come up with a pair senryu.
What kind of work will it be?
I called you, but you turned around. Who are you?
I kept calling you, but you didn't back down.
I see.
It happens to me a lot.
For example, when I see Ai-chan in the city...
I run and say "Ai-chan!" and turn around.
If it's a different person, I can't back down.
So I say "My acquaintance Ai-chan is over there!"
You say "Ai-chan" and turn around.
I said "Ai-chan" and turned around.
I see.
Team Ohta, with their master's practical experience...
Will they be able to show off their powerful pair senryu?
Team Kuromoshi, who is currently in the lead...
Will they be able to show off their powerful pair senryu?
I looked at you, the person I loved in the past.
I looked at you, and you passed me by.
That's sad.
What do you think?
Shime...
That's right.
Shime...
That's what I was worried about.
That's right.
It looks like they are connected as a pair senryu...
But Kobayashi, who was worried about the last seven letters...
How will it turn out?
The last one is Team Miyazaki.
What kind of pair senryu will they show us?
Go ahead!
I loved you.
I didn't even look at you.
I said it.
And then...
Yatabe!
It's not "father and son", is it?
It's "yatabe".
What does "yatabe" mean?
"Yatabe" is...
You don't know it, do you?
No, no...
"Yatabe" is...
I don't know it, either.
With three pair senryu...
What is their best work?
Let's see it.
Please!
Weekly AKB news.
At last, May 25th, AKB48's new single "Everyday Kachousha" will be released!
Then, please watch the music clip!
Just smiling, for some reason, I can't say anything
Don't do it.
You guys betrayed Majiji?!
You've changed a lot.
When you graduated, Majiji died.
Isn't that enough?!
It's Maji.
If you live like a captain, it won't be enough.
Go see Majiji!
Wait for me, Yabakuro.
Please run away.
Majiska Academy 2!
Let's go!
Thank you for waiting.
Result announcement!
Let's have Itao-sensei judge!
Itao-sensei, please.
- Tenchijin. - No!
- What's "ten"? - Ten-chi-jin.
- Ten-chi-jin! - Yay!
The winner is the Kuramochi team!
The winner is...
- Me! - Me!
Please eat.
How was it for you, Kuramochi team?
I learned a new talent today.
Let me be your disciple.
She refused!