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This week's weekly AKB is...
Miyazaki Big Circus Episode 2!
Miyazaki led by Miyazaki Big Circus heads out into the city and learns about Variety's promise!
What will they learn this time?!
Learning about Variety's promise! Miyazaki Big Circus! The members are...
I've never been hit before!
AKB48's Variety Queen, leader Miyazaki Miho! And...
Hot!
Special Forces Commander Oban Mina! And...
Final Weapon Shimada Haruka! And...
There are three potentials for Variety!
Miyazaki Big Circus's first appearance, Nagao Barrier!
What kind of promise will they learn this time?!
Open your mouth!
Yes, I'm fine.
Miyazaki Big Circus started with the appearance of promises.
Today's theme is...
I'd like to make a promise at an outdoor location.
That's right! Last time, Miyazaki Big Circus learned promises of reactions like "hot bath" but...
This time, they'll learn promises at an outdoor location to increase the scope of their work!
In addition, this time, special members will...
Miyazaki Big Circus's assistant...
Oh, you have an assistant?
It's this person!
Yes! Small, small, small, small, big!
I'm Miyazaki Big Circus's assistant, Thunder Sugiyama.
This time, it's a comedy show!
Miyazaki Big Circus has defeated Thunder Sugiyama, the leader of Tsukudan!
First up...
The first lesson is "promises of appearances"!
This is what we call "grasping" lessons.
You really have to put your life into this.
"Grasping" life...
That's what the leader of Tsukudan is saying.
The first lesson is "grasping" lessons at an outdoor location!
Learn promises of appearances!
The setting will be a weather report.
The leader of Miyazaki Big Circus will call out to the people at the site.
There, you have to make an appearance with an impact and deliver funny weather!
Weather reports can come and go. There's a lot of them.
Is Kashiwagi-san doing it?
Right? You want to do it, right?
I want to do it!
There are a lot of things here.
You can use them and make reports.
That's right!
To make an appearance with more impact, we've prepared this transformation dome!
An appearance with more impact, what kind of appearance will they show us?
I wonder what's interesting about it.
Since we're ready, I think we should go.
Let's go, captain.
Yes, let's go.
The first challenger is Mino Oba.
With an appearance with more impact, what kind of appearance will she show us?
I'm Mino Oba.
Oba-san at the scene!
Oh, it came out slowly.
Oh? Oh?
That's good.
Good morning!
Good!
Good morning!
Good!
Today's weather is...
Sunny!
Sunny! That's right.
It's good!
This has a good impact.
Isn't it amazing?
This is not my real form!
Huh?
Actually, my real form is...
Otaku!
Oh, this is good! Good!
Good!
Oba-san is really praising you!
I did it!
Oba-san looks happy, too.
Otaku impact!
You said it like a fire impact.
Oba and Berserker are in second place.
Dan-chan is also in fifth place!
Next up is Mago and Maria's challenge!
They have sunglasses in their hands and paint on their faces!
What kind of appearance will they show us?!
Nagao!
Nagao, Nagao, behind you...
Who is it! The one standing behind me!
What is it?
It's not a weather forecast!
Is this Golgo 13?
What is it?
There is a suspicious shadow there.
Suspicious shadow?
The weather forecast, right?
The weather...
Oops!
All of a sudden, something comes out of your mouth...
Is it cigarettes?
I don't think it's cigarettes.
It's tobacco!
What?!
Boss, it's over.
Sorry! I'm a little concerned about the weather...
Is it the weather?
Yes!
I think a drive would be nice.
You suddenly forgot about your character, didn't you?
Due to the impact of their appearance, they forgot about their weather forecast. NG!
The next challenger is still far away!
Miyazaki Big Circus Final Weapon!
What kind of weapon will they use?!
I guess I'm good at this kind of thing.
Let's take a look!
Shimada-san!
Yes, this is Shimada at the site!
Yes, the weather here is very sunny right now.
What is this?
It's not possible at all.
This is Shimada at the site!
Shimada appeared without any impact.
Then...
Hey, Shimada!
Isn't it boring at all?!
It's not boring at all.
Ouch!
Because I'm not an entertainer.
Huh?!
Do you see Shimada like an entertainer discrimination?
No, I don't see it like that!
Right, boss? That's not good, right?
After all, my seniors and bosses don't know much about me.
Even if you say the same thing as Yukirin, it's no good.
As expected of you, boss!
Do you understand?
You have a point.
Then let me do it again!
Can you do it again?
One more time!
Shimada couldn't throw away her pride as an idol!
Will she pass boss Miyazaki next?!
It's fine!
It's fine! I know myself, so it's fine!
Shimada at the site!
Yes, this is the island at the site!
Yes, this weather is...
I feel like I'm going to jump out, but...
Be careful of the dry air!
Please go out!
Thank you for your hard work!
It's an island that showed a completely different and impactful appearance than before!
What is the captain's judgment?
It's a little regrettable, but it was better than before.
Well, I see. It was better than before, but it's still not good at all.
That's right.
I see.
Yes.
Then, here, the members are...
Earlier, you said something from above, but...
Yes.
What about you guys?
"Us"? Huh? I don't know what you mean.
To be honest, even if you tell me to do it all of a sudden...
It's tough. It was tough.
Isn't it "us" after you met Japan first?
Is it your example?
Yes.
Well, yes.
I'll do it, then.
But you don't want to do it like this...
Do you want to do it?
Then I'll do it!
But I did it, too!
Then I'll do it!
No, I'll do it!
No, no, no, no, no...
You idiot!
Now that they've made a promise, they'll show us their example!
What kind of impact will the leader Miyazaki show us?!
I'll do it!
Alright!
Then, shall we take a look?
Yes!
Let's go!
Leader of the site!
Now...
Huh?
Oh, there you are.
Anihaseyo! (Hello!)
You have something like an eye on your eyelid...
Um...
Can you tell me what's around you?
Around me?
Can you show me around you?
Yes!
More!
As expected of the leader!
Show us your impactful appearance using your body!
Gorgo was more interesting.
Out of all of them, I think the leader was the best.
Thank you.
The three of you weren't as good as the leader, but you did your best.
Shall we move on to the next lesson?
Shall we?
After seeing the leader's impactful appearance, what will be the next lesson?
Yes! So, lesson 2!
Yes!
Thunder!
Please explain it.
The next lesson is product introduction.
Yes!
The next lesson is product report.
However...
What we will try this time is monoboke report!
We have come to Tokyu Hands.
This shop handles 57,000 items from daily goods to outdoor goods.
We will choose our recommended products...
and use those products to make a funny report using monoboke!
Will the leader Miyazaki get a pass?
Let's do it!
Then, ready...
Set...
Yes, do your best!
The members immediately start looking around the shop.
What should we do?
First of all, Shimodan...
Where is Madagascar?
Shimodan is looking for Madagascar in the world.
What kind of humor is she thinking of?
It's going to take me some time to find the country.
On the other hand...
Nagao is shaking her head with a smile.
What should I do? It's too easy.
And Obao...
At first...
I have to go with a light heart, right?
She seems to have a plan.
She got a dusty brush.
And...
I have to go with a light heart, right?
What is this? Shoes?
She got a tube.
What kind of plan does she have?
What kind of humor did they think of?
Here it is!
It's earth theory.
It's good for studying.
Of course!
What kind of humor did they think of?
Please tell me.
There is one, right?
Madagascar! Madagascar! Where is it?
Madagascar?
Madagascar!
No, no. It's a gorgeous story!
No, no, no!
This is impossible!
Like this?
Right?
A comedian called "gorgeous" is doing it.
Ah, it's a cover, right?
Ah, you did a cover?
It's too early for a cover!
It's too early!
Yes!
Where is it?
It's a cover, you know!
Here it is!
Ova-chan!
The next challenger is Ova-minna!
What did she choose?
First of all, this!
What is it?
It's for cleaning suits and clothes.
I see!
And...
What is it?
It's a shoe polish!
A shoe polish?
Combining brushes, shoe polish and Ova...
What kind of humorous report will it be?
Please
Toothbrush
It warms my heart
Ova showed her heartwarming humor
Next is...
What should I do?
Something cool is good
She is wearing a mannequin and wearing sunglasses
What kind of humorous report will it be?
Here she is
Hello
Please
Sunglasses
Sunglasses, mannequin and Ova... What kind of humorous report will it be?
Please
Sunglasses, mannequin and Ova... What kind of humorous report will it be?
Exile
What do you think of it, boss?
It's funny
Oh, boss!
With the miraculous collaboration of Golgo 13 and Exile, the boss is satisfied
Meanwhile, Shimadaon is...
What should I do? It's difficult
She is worried about what to do
What should I do?
Let's go
Thank you for waiting
Here you are
How is it?
When you say "trip", you think of "carry bag", don't you?
"Carry bag", oh!
No, I mean "water bottle"
Grandma
With "carry bag", "water bottle" and Shimadaon, what kind of humorous report will it be?
Like this
It's not bad, right?
Then, like this...
- Carry bag... - Carry bag, like this...
- Hey! - Excuse me!
Shimada uses important products to go bowling again!
Boss, what do you think of this?
This isn't good at all!
With the weather forecast just now...
I did a little makeup...
And I thought, "Oh, it's not bad," but...
Isn't there anything like this?
- That's right! - Isn't there anything like this?
Then, if you say it like that...
Please show us!
- Japanese? - Japanese.
What should I do?
Oh, boss, you're lost! What should you do?!
Huh?!
- I'll do it for you, boss! - Oh, you're great!
- Nagao... - Nagao, you're great, too!
- I'll do it for you, boss! - You're great!
Then, I'll do it for you, boss!
Hey, let me do it!
- Go ahead! - Go ahead!
You idiot!
Now that they've made their promise again, they'll show us their products!
Yes!
You're fast, boss!
What kind of monster report will boss Miyazaki show us?!
- What will it be? - It's done!
- Is it done? - It's done!
Then, boss, please introduce the products!
This is a scoffer...
Everyone's probably using it, right?
- It's a scoffer, right? - It's a scoffer!
- Yes! - Yes!
Combining a scoffer and boss Miyazaki, what kind of monster report will it be?!
- There's also this way of using it! - Eh, is there anything else?!
The moon...
came out, came out!
The moon...
came out!
Boss! That party game thing!
Isn't it funny, boss?
It's funny, isn't it?
It's funny!
It's funny, this.
Look, everyone's laughing a little!
You're good at singing.
You're good at singing!
As a result, it's not a good joke.
If you say it's not a good joke...
It might be a good joke.
It's like a normal one.
I'll think about it again.
Yes, it's a normal one, boss.
Boss Miyazaki will try again with an unexpected joke!
What should I do?
What kind of funny report will she show us for the second time?
Here I go!
Boss!
Yes, well...
Can you see it?
It's a model of the Tokyo Sky Tree.
Isn't it good?
What kind of funny report will she show us if she combines the model of the Sky Tree with Boss Miyazaki?
Well, I have a different way of using it.
Oh, you don't just look at it?
Oh, of course not.
A little bit in front of you.
In front of me?
Yes, in front of me.
Can you turn your back a little bit?
Turn my back?
Yes, yes.
A little bit.
I'll poke you a little bit.
I won't let you do it!
No?
I won't let you do it!
You're not going to poke the Sky Tree in the back of me, are you?
My Sky Tree?
No, not your back.
My Sky Tree is a new...
Admesh?
...sbocra.
I got it.
You got my Sky Tree.
What?
It's me.
Sbocra.
It's me.
I won't let you say it!
Dodo, sko, sko, sko.
Learning bad words and promises.
Miyazaki's big circus.
Well, the next lesson is about food reports.
Oh!
Right?
Right!
In fact, this food report is...
A red lie!
In order for the members to learn a prank...
It's a secret between the three of them.
Miyazaki has cooperated with us, Sushitsune,
and prepared a large amount of wasabi-filled sushi!
The members, who don't know about such things at all, will start the food report normally!
Ready...
Start!
But...
It has nothing to do with it at all.
Oh!
Here it is!
Oh!
It looks delicious!
Sushi.
Everyone is ordering whatever they like.
Oh!
Thank you!
Let's try it first!
Okay!
Let's eat!
Let's go!
Let's eat!
Oh! Here it comes, boss!
Let's eat!
It looks delicious!
Ah!
Look!
You can't do this, boss!
Your face isn't moving!
The prank was ruined and Danin is in a rage!
What's wrong?
Boss!
I let you see the paint, but it didn't look good at all, did it?
That's right!
What are you talking about? Just eat it!
For us in the upper class...
That's right!
What's wrong with coming from up there?
The boss is already a god up there.
Is that so?
That's why the boss is below god!
If you're close to god, you can react as close to god as you are.
Well, I've done it before.
I ate it!
Can they react as close to god as possible?
Let's eat!
Okay!
Look! It looks delicious, boss!
It looks delicious!
It's delicious, boss!
What's wrong?
Report the food!
Look at the boss' face!
Report the food!
It's bright red!
This is the reaction!
Look!
Oh my god!
It was delicious!
As expected of boss Miyazaki!
He raised his face and reacted!
He expressed his spiciness!
In addition...
Oh my god!
It was delicious!
He didn't forget how he felt after eating!
Oh, wonderful!
The promise at the location, the impact of appearance, the creativity at the monoboke, and the expression at the prank...
When all of these are prepared, laughter will occur, says the leader of Miyazaki.
Kamata Prank School! That person's face is all over the country!
Weekly AKB news
The Great East Japan Earthquake, charity song...
"What Can I Do For Sam?" is being streamed live on Nekojuku.
The proceeds from the stream will be donated for the reconstruction of the site.
I came here to get this center!
The center is yours, Yuko-san.
Let's get fired up!
N-N-G-O!
I'm the leader of the party.
Do you know?
I'm in the middle of it.
Wanna do it?
Listen to me.
I knew it.
It's too late!
Yuko-san...
The world is in my hands.
If you get caught, you can't leave, right?
Are you serious?
I'm serious.
I'm serious about this!
Thank you for waiting!
The Great East Japan Earthquake, charity song...
"What Can I Do For Sam?" is being streamed live on Nekojuku.
For two weeks,
"AKB Emergency Prank Elimination Tournament"!
The members set up a prank attack!
The members screamed and got excited all day long!
The longest day in the history of AKB closed that curtain!
However!
There was one more important event left!
And that is...
Kashiwagi!
The most scared person, Kashiwagi's punishment!
This time we will show you what will happen!
The direction of the program staff is...
Hokkaido, Sapporo...
Aichi Prefecture, Nagoya...
Osaka, Shinsaibashi...
Fukuoka, Hakata...
And Tokyo, Shibuya!
According to the street vision of five cities around the country...
At 13 o'clock on this day...
Kashiwagi's tired face will be washed away!
Before the punishment game, Kashiwagi will...
I was pretty calm, but I don't think I made a weird face.
How will it go?
Everyone, pay attention!
First, Shibuya!
This is Osaka!
Takata!
Sapporo!
And in Nagoya...
What do people in the city think?
What should I say?
She laughed.
She has a really funny face.
Even idols have funny faces.
She's so funny and funny.
People in the city say whatever they want,
but how about you, Kashiwagi-san?
Are you okay?
Thank you for your hard work!
We're looking forward to your nice reactions!