AISubs v3.5
It all happened in the middle of the snow.
The biggest scale in the show business.
More than 100 cameras were installed and a plan was carried out.
Let's go home!
AKB crisis alert!
Prank alert!
All members of AKB are divided into those who will be attacked and those who will be attacked.
The world's worst prank alert!
What is that?
It's a heart.
There, Akimoto fainted.
There, Ahiru fainted.
And finally, Shinoda...
Why do we have to apologize?
Hey!
Why do we have to apologize?
Hey!
What will happen to AKB?
It's started!
The biggest scale in the show business.
Prank alert!
I've been thinking about it for a long time.
It's really amazing!
You said it!
It's really amazing!
You joined in the middle of it, didn't you?
I'm sorry.
I came as a late group.
I don't know what happened in the beginning.
Hurry up and watch it!
Let's watch it!
AKB crisis alert!
Prank alert!
You're laughing too much.
The 12 students who entered the new school year...
However, they faced a severe trial.
That is...
Enduring the prank.
You have something on your chest, right?
Boobs.
It's not boobs!
Do you know what you're saying, you idiot?!
Scared of all kinds of pranks during class.
When your heart rate goes up, a lamp attached to your chest lights up.
It is collected as a minus point by the staff.
The student who lit up the most lamps, MHP, is...
In the giant street vision of ancient cities all over the country...
The strict rule is waiting for you to expose your scared face.
Prank Girl Academy
It's about to start!
First of all, I'd like to introduce a teacher of life guidance.
Teacher, please come in!
I am... Sakamoto...
What's up with you guys?!
Here we go!
Sannen...
Bakumu...
Zatsu...
Everyone!
You're all out of order!
This class is out of order because you only think about yourself.
Yes, blackboard, middleboard...
Is it okay?
Is it okay? Is it okay?
Is it okay?
Hey!
Bring it back!
Hey!
Humans and humans get along...
Bring it back! Bring it back!
Okay, okay!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
It's not your butt!
What is this?!
Sensei, are you wearing heels?
Of course! The position of my butt is coming in a good place!
Don't laugh at me!
I heard you've been impersonating me lately.
Then try it!
Don't laugh at me!
Shut up!
Throw yourself away!
Human and human are made by supporting each other!
Made by supporting each other!
Right, sensei?
And the long game of butt ended at that moment!
Sensei, you're getting more and more embarrassing!
Right?
Right?!
It's like a real manga!
It's so funny!
Don't worry! Don't worry!
Don't worry!
Excuse me, this is a classroom.
Please take off your helmet.
Huh?
Take it off!
Are you the worst person in this school?
Huh?
You used to be such a good girl!
Hey! Take off your helmet!
Who is that man?
There he is!
Hey!
Are you ready, Miyako?
You used to be such a good girl!
Why did you...
Ouch!
Sensei, you can do it!
If you use violence like that...
Ouch!
Sensei, you can do it!
And then, Mito confessed her feelings of shock!
I ended up like this...
It's all because of her!
At first, I thought she was a cool model and a cool senior, but...
In the dressing room, she was pulling on kids like Okuto and Nakagawa...
I thought, "Is she an old woman and a lolicon?" It's gross.
And...
Looking at you, I don't want to go to school like this!
She's a weirdo!
And then...
Why are you coming to me?
Stop it!
She's like a kid.
You're always making me do things, right?
Stop it!
Okuto and Nakagawa, who are always taking care of Shinoda, appeared to help her out.
And then...
Okuto...
Is your lunch box broken?
Nakagawa, who takes care of Shinoda...
And then...
Are you going to break everything?
Stop it!
I don't know what's going on!
Stop it!
Hey, Shinoda...
Are you going to break everything?
And then...
Why do you have to apologize?
Hey, Shinoda...
Are you going to break everything?
Apologize! Apologize! Apologize! Apologize!
Actually, if Shinoda apologizes, Rito and Miyataro plan to escape.
But after this, due to Shinoda's unexpected behavior, the classroom develops into a freezing situation!
Apologize! Apologize! You guys are a nuisance!
Why do we have to apologize?
Hey! Why do we have to apologize?
Hey!
What's wrong with you?
Huh?
Apologize.
You apologize.
Apologize!
Hey!
What's wrong with you?
Apologize.
What's wrong with you?
Teacher!
What's wrong with you?
Calm down and apologize.
Apologize.
You should go home.
Then...
What? What happened?
Shino shows her smile.
What happened to her earlier?
Well...
I was surprised.
Let me surprise you.
I'm sorry, but...
I don't think we can see the end of it.
The way you ended it...
Yes.
Hey!
That's right.
At that moment,
Shino didn't make a comeback with her exciting performance,
but she lost her starting point completely.
Think about your starting point!
And...
That's the end of the first hour.
Up until now,
Shino is still the worst one.
What kind of comeback will she show us now?
The second hour is...
New Year's Day Health Examination.
Four people will be divided into three groups.
From the third floor classroom to the first floor infirmary,
we'll start with Itano, Kitahara, Miyazaki and Sato's first group.
Okay.
I'm getting nervous.
Let's go!
I'm getting nervous.
I'm so scared.
Then...
Isn't it weird?
It's definitely weird.
Let's go.
Let's go!
This is bad.
What is this?
It's weird.
What is this?
Is this it?
This is my only job for the day.
It's definitely weird.
Four people are suspicious of the packed cardboard boxes.
The cardboard boxes look weird.
Then...
I'm done with my job for the day.
I'm surprised.
It's so funny.
No, I'm serious.
It's a legend.
What is it?
It's a legend.
However...
Superman had a fate that he couldn't get off on his own.
And finally, the four of them have reached the first floor.
First of all, they enter the insurance office from Itano.
It won't open.
The superman brought it here.
Oh, my God!
Good morning, sir.
Good morning.
Here you are.
I'm sorry. I have nothing else to do.
Here you are.
How are you doing lately?
Lately?
Do you have a shoulder ache or anything like that?
Oh, it's a shoulder ache.
That's right. I'm good at massaging.
Yeah.
KURA-MOCHI forcibly bringing shoulders to massage.
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Be careful! Be careful!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
I can feel it, sir.
I'm okay.
I have a shoulder ache.
Wait a minute.
This will heal your shoulder ache.
Really?
I can't believe it.
What did you do?
No, it's not at all.
It's my first time touching it.
Wait a minute.
It's amazing. It's amazing.
Oh, my God!
It's my first time.
It's not a prank anymore, it's a hobby, so it's forced repair.
Next, I'd like to take a lenticule.
Is this a lenticle?
Put your hands on both sides of it.
Do you have a jaw muscle here?
Then I'll take it.
Yes.
Good morning!
I'm your senior.
I was surprised. I was surprised.
I thought you were going to lick me.
I can't be licked. I can't be licked.
Oh, my God!
And one more person.
Reaction queen from the third episode.
KASHIMANI's health diagnosis.
It's wonderful, isn't it?
Hello.
Let's start with your weight.
Is it okay?
I think it hurts.
Can I ride it?
Yes, please ride it.
I'll ride it.
Put your legs together.
I'll ride it.
Can I ride it?
Yes, please ride it.
I've never ridden it before.
No way!
What?! Why?!
No way!
The truth is...
No way!
What?! Why?!
She reacts like it's a prank for an elementary school student.
No way!
Even after this...
While being beaten up by people in the dark as much as they like...
They head to Venton Park in Ijiri.
Get your eyes closer.
Can you put your chin here?
Is it low?
Is it okay?
I'm going to take it.
Okay!
No way!
Hello!
She's relaxed now.
She's relaxed now!
I always think of you, Kashiagi-san...
But all of your surprises are from historical dramas.
It's like...
The third lesson is...
Experimentation Lessons
This lesson is sponsored by...
Yoshizumi Ishihara.
As her assistant...
Tomomi Kasai...
Ayaka Umeda...
And Ayaka Hikuchi will support the lesson.
Let's start with the familiar "air cannon experiment"!
Shall we prepare it?
It's a classic experiment.
Okay!
If you hit it from the side...
The air will come out of the front hole...
And you can see the flow of the air.
Shall we try it?
I'm going to hit it from the side.
Okay!
Wow!
Okay, I'll go this way.
Wow!
Watch out!
Here it comes!
Watch out!
This way, too!
And then...
Ouch!
What's that smell?
It stinks!
In order to make it easier to understand the flow of the air...
Really?!
...a fresh buff is installed.
Really?!
It stinks! It stinks!
It stinks!
Hey, look!
I'm sorry!
Everyone says it stinks, so...
Yeah!
Um...
Can you bring me a nose wire?
It's cold!
Smooth!
Ahhhh!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I don't know what you're talking about!
Next up is a liquid experiment using a bottle.
There's a juicer in here, right?
With an empty glass...
Um... Kasei, can you help me?
From now on, Kasei will pour the liquid into the glass.
Kasei, don't be so rough!
Don't be so rough! Do it properly!
Ahhhh!
Pour it in! Pour it in!
Next up is...
Um... Using this colored bottle...
We'll do an experiment like we just did.
Kasei, hold it up.
I don't want to.
You don't want to?!
What's wrong with you?! Are you in a bad mood?!
Hurry up and do it!
Why are you so quiet?!
If you're up for it, go home!
Ahhhh!
It's a frequent weather
Wow!
What is this?!
Who did this?!
You!
What is going on?!
Finally, an argument about the origins of human beings.
Recently, cells of primitive people 800,000 years ago have been found.
Let's go to the microscope and observe those cells.
Help me!
In addition, in a VTR lecture about evolution of human beings,
this familiar evolution chart has changed to primitive people at that time!
Help me!
What's up?
You're my assistant! What are you doing?!
Help me!
Primitive people have created this for a fight!
That's right! That's right!
I'm talking about "kashiwagi"! "kashiwagi"!
"kashiwagi"!
Help me!
What?
Is there a painful "kashiwagi" catch?
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Do it! Do it!
If you don't do it, you'll be killed!
Here?
Let's do it together!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Even if you sleep or wake up, there's always snow. You'll be exposed to insects.
What are you doing?
If you say it like that, it won't work.
You killed me!
Actually, what she said just now
isn't "I'll kill you" but "I'd rather you kill me."
And furthermore, this line continues, but...
Don't say such a low catchphrase like "such a suicide."
Suicide?
Don't say such a low catchphrase like "such a love."
I'm dying! I'm dying!
My nose!
Wait! Wait!
This is a sign of applause.
Teacher...
Yes?
Goodbye.
Don't say it out loud!
Wait! Wait!
Wait!
No, no, no, no, no!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
It's amazing, isn't it, Genji-jin?! You did your best!
It's amazing! It's like a firework! Thank you!
Seriously, Genji-jin!
Look at the staff! They've been waiting like this for 90 minutes!
It's cold!
I'm glad, I'm glad! Everyone, I'm really glad!
Then...
I got thirsty.
Genji-jin, you got thirsty?
Then, the juice that Kasai gave me earlier...
You can drink that, can't you?
Drink this and you'll feel better.
Wait, don't you have a straw or something?
I'll drink a straw for couples.
A straw for couples?!
You can't do this by yourself!
Even if you drink a straw for couples...
It's lonely, isn't it?!
A straw for couples...
What are you looking at?!
Miyazaki-kun!
Miyazaki-kun! Miyazaki-kun, bring him over here!
What is it?
Then, Genji-jin and I will drink this juice together!
Look, you two!
It's not dry, is it?
No, it's dry! You were trembling!
Calm yourself down!
You two!
Genji-jin, look!
Miyazaki-kun, you too!
Can you do it? Can you do it?!
The moment Miyazaki made up his mind!
Ah, it's okay.
I can't do it. I have a girlfriend, so I can't do it.
Of course you can't do it!
You turned him down!
Thank you very much, Miyazaki-kun!
What's wrong with him?
His girlfriend left him.
His girlfriend left him?!
It can't be helped! It can't be helped!
In this way, the third hour ends.
Looking at the middle of the show, it turns out that...
Itano pulled out Shinoda and became the worst performer!
Who is the strongest loser of AKB?!
Weekly AKB news!
The first single "Answer" of Ross Ribs in 2011 is on sale now!
And...
The new single "Banzai Venus" of SKE48 will be released next week, March 9th!
Everyone, please look forward to it!
Next week is the final show of "Prank School"!
MIMATA! MIMATA! MIMA! MIMATA!
The worst "Prank School" in history is finally coming to an end!
Who is the strongest loser of AKB?!