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This week's "Weekly AKB" is in Japan!
The topic is...
This is bad! What should we talk about?
Continuing from last week, Minami's first solo MC project, "Mii-chan's Room"!
It's all white!
The title is "Applause"!
Without knowing who will come as guests, everything is ad-libbed!
It's a tough project to test Minami's MC skills!
This is bad! What should we talk about?
This week's guests are...
What will happen?
And...
A mysterious new project begins!
The biggest scale in the music industry!
With over 100 cameras, what will happen?
Let's go home!
Wait! Wait!
"AKB's Dangerous One-Shot Prank School"!
48 people will be eliminated!
Two teams will be separated and pranked!
It's going to be a mess!
And then...
Akimoto comes!
Shinoda is surprised!
Sashihara is confused!
And there was...
What is that?!
My heart hurts!
Iri...
You scared me!
This week's "AKB's Dangerous One-Shot Prank School"!
A super-sized project!
The curtain will be cut and dropped!
On this day, Mii-chan's room was about to be recorded for the third time.
The content of the script is exciting!
I don't need it! This is paper! It's useless!
This is okay! I somehow understood it.
Are you okay?
Yes.
You have about 10 minutes left.
Are you serious?
What should I do? Give me a hint!
Who is the next person?
Isn't it an entertainer?
This project is to test Minagishi's talking ability!
Without knowing the guest or the script,
she will challenge a 30-minute talk show with 10 guests as MCs!
In addition, 30 confused guests will use the totalizer and judge!
If more than 20 people are satisfied,
MCs will pass!
Please come in!
The last guest was Yoshiken Yoko!
Hello!
I'm Chochine.
Chochine!
I know you!
Chochine!
Do you have a chance to appear in a talk show like this?
Yes, I do.
Really?
It's like I'm flying far away.
Yes, it's like you're flying far away.
Yes.
Are you good at talking?
I'm good at it!
Really?
I'm good at it!
Even if Yoshiken Yoko overpowers her,
the first MC has passed!
I did it!
The audience voted for Yoshiken Yoko's good points!
The second guest is Maya Sakura!
It's hard to work with her.
Maybe it's because I'm a kid, but everyone approaches me like I'm on TV.
So I think it's more common for people to think, "Is she really like this?"
Maybe it's because I'm a kid.
Is it like that?
You don't hate anyone?
I don't hate anyone. I've never thought I didn't like anyone.
No way!
Is it like that? Is it like that?
The talk with Sakura didn't work out and the MC failed.
The show was a failure, but...
The audience didn't react and the talk didn't work out.
It wasn't very good.
We have another incredible guest!
Will Minagishi be able to do her third MC job well?
Minagishi's second MC job!
Don't miss it!
I'm Minagishi Minami of AAMC! Nice to meet you!
It's a corner where you can test my talking skills.
Of course, I was given the script, but I didn't know which guest would come.
As usual, I'm nervous.
I'd like to introduce you to a scary guest!
Please welcome our guest!
Our guest is Dandy Sakano.
She became popular eight years ago.
Now, she's active as a one-shot entertainer.
Let's check it out!
How will she talk with our guest, Dandy?
It's been a while, Dandy Sakano!
It's been a while.
I don't think Dandy Sakano is good at talking.
I'm not saying you're good at talking, but you're more popular.
But you have your own world.
I think you'll bump into each other in that world.
I think you should let the flow take you.
I'll let you do whatever you want to do.
If you love me a little more, I'll say harsh things to you.
I won't let you live.
If you ask me to do a game, I'll do it with you.
Is there anything you haven't done yet? Please tell me something.
Here, she will express the difficulty of the talk with numbers from 0 to 100.
As for the difficulty...
It's 75.
I think she's not good at catching.
In that sense, I think it's a little difficult.
Hisamoto's difficulty is 75.
Since she's not good at talking, it's easy for her to say harsh things.
Thank you for having me.
Thank you.
Danji.
Your yellow suit is dazzling again today.
Thank you.
As expected, you were dazzling in "GETS".
Do you have any memories of that time?
Memories?
The more I don't remember, it feels like it was a long time ago.
That's not what I mean.
When you're busy, you forget things.
Is that so?
Memories...
I forgot things.
I was really busy.
There wasn't a day I didn't appear on TV.
That's true.
It was really popular at school.
It was, wasn't it?
It's pretty old-fashioned, isn't it?
I drew a line like this until it was really pretty.
Everyone, you're laughing, but you're not wrong.
Really.
AKB48 is also a family-owned boom.
I'm afraid of it among the members.
Just like Danji, it was very popular and many people knew about it.
It was very popular.
But I felt like it wouldn't last like this.
I don't know how to prevent it.
If you knew it, you would have done it.
Do you have any advice?
Your Japanese is weird.
If you knew it, you would have done it.
Did you do it?
Did you try something new?
Try something new?
My family says I should try something new.
But I don't think anyone can do it right away.
It doesn't matter.
I don't think anyone can do it right away.
It doesn't matter.
So I think it's better not to change than to change.
I see.
That's a good lesson.
Is it true?
Yes.
I think it's better not to bend the central axis.
But are you so anxious?
Yes, I feel it.
It can't go on like this.
I usually feel what will happen.
You're good.
One advice.
Yes, please.
I'm sorry for that advice, but...
Stare at money.
I see.
I don't know what to say.
It's so sad that I can't say anything.
It's more difficult to lose money than losing a job.
MC Minegi made the audience excited with his strong speech.
He has a favor to ask her.
I have a new gag that will change "gets".
I'm going to do it this year.
Can you do it with me?
Of course.
Please tell me.
It may be popular.
I'll do my best.
Can you do it?
I'm sorry for being like "gets".
Do you apologize first?
I'll do it this way.
Is it like "gets"?
It's like "gets".
Can you do it?
"Gets"!
I see.
I'll do it too, right?
Yes.
I see.
Do you have any tips?
Do it like "gets".
Do it slowly.
Turn your back a little.
"Gets"!
It's like "gets".
Do you think like "gets"?
Do you?
Don't you think like "gets"?
"Gets"!
Nice "gets"!
What do you think of this?
You mean you have confidence, right?
Confidence is...
Confidence is little by little.
So today, I want to change this little confidence into confidence.
If you say whether it's funny or not, it's not funny.
How funny is it?
How un-funny is it?
Umm...
How funny is it?
About what point?
How funny is it?
Umm...
How uninteresting?
Umm...
How fun that teacher taught you is?
I'm bored.
Let's see...
Do you have any ideas?
Ideas?
It's very difficult to say what we will do in the future.
However, I don't think anyone can imagine that we will have a second break like this.
It's not wrong.
I don't think it will come.
If you have any ideas like this, please give me some advice today.
First of all, I want to go home.
I see.
It's not only for high school students, but also for girls.
Nowadays, many girls and young people like to laugh.
It's good to say "one-shot-getz", but...
The way you talk is...
If it's stable and funny...
I see.
I think it's good.
In the end, it's a story about "what if that person talks?"
Well, well, yeah.
If I become very famous and...
If it's not a show in a show...
If you really want me to return the show...
I'll definitely invite you as a guest.
I don't think you'll call me.
Her "what if that person talks?" ended smoothly.
From now on...
I'll do my best and you'll survive somehow.
I'm looking forward to working with you again in the near future.
Well...
I don't think you will.
Why not?!
Huh?
Why not?!
Well...
I think...
A more mature person...
I think you'll fit in.
That's all.
Huh? What's this?
It's over.
It's over?
Talk ends here!
After this, 30 guests will be judged by a totalizer whether their hosts were good or not.
If more than 20 guests press the button, the hosts will pass!
Did their talks go well?!
Please judge the show!
Wow, I'm scared!
The show is good.
It's good, isn't it?
Here are the results!
Out of 30 guests, Minagishi satisfied 24 of them.
The 3rd MC passed!
The guests liked the way he spoke to Dandy.
After the recording, we asked Dandy about Minagishi's impressions.
I like it when people call me "the type of comedian like me".
That's a tough word for me.
Yes, it's helpful.
Ketsu!
What about Minagishi?
I think Dandy had that "one-shot" side of him.
He was a little rude.
I think that's funny.
But I don't think he'll be like that next time.
I'm worried about that.
He's a comedian, so he'll be a little more outgoing.
What should I do?
Minagishi and Minami's 10th match has been two wins and one loss.
The first match will continue!
Search for love!
Hi!
I like small spaces.
That's why I'm in this room.
I'm going to look for a small space.
Bye!
There's a small space here, too.
Love-tan, who likes small spaces, searches for where Love-tan is hiding in this room.
Where could Love-tan be hiding?
I like weird games like this.
I've decided where to hide!
What is Love-tan's hiding place?
Let's think about it together!
Does everyone understand?
Well then, let's call Love-tan!
Love-tan!
Coming!
There you are!
Love-tan, I found you!
I was hiding in a kotatsu!
Kotatsu is a place where you can only hide in winter,
and girls can only hide for a limited period of time, so I love kotatsu!
This time, there are...
three heart marks!
Well, I'm going to look for a different, smaller place!
Coming up...
After this, we'll reveal all of our new projects!
Spring of 2011.
In high school where we attended,
students' voices filled with hope were spilling from classrooms to hallways.
That's right...
Until then...
AKB Emergency! Prank School!
That day, without knowing what the project was about, the girls welcomed that moment.
Good morning!
From today onward, you will be in charge of the project for a year.
Nice to meet you!
Okay, let's get started.
You all have something on your chests, don't you?
Chests?
No, no, you have that red thing, don't you?
What do you think it is?
Okay, Oshima-san, what do you think it is?
Breasts.
It's not breasts!
Don't you get it, you dumbasses?!
Hey!
Can't you just say you got it and put it on yourself?!
I got it!
Actually, this lightbulb is a mechanism that lights up when you are surprised or nervous and your heart rate rises.
Why on earth do the members have this lightbulb installed?!
These three guys in group B are prank school students!
What?!
Yes, in order to gain the courage needed in society,
In this class, they have to endure all kinds of pranks and pranks that happen during class!
And for the worst students and for MHP, there is a punishment!
There is a huge vision of a scary face in the city, right?
In various places.
We will broadcast it there!
Yes, if you are chosen for MHP,
A scary face will be broadcasted on the streetlights of ancient cities all over the country!
As an idol, there is a harsh punishment waiting for you!
Hiding and prank school!
Start!
Now, shall we take seats?
There are a lot of people who don't know a lot about everyone.
First of all,
There is an edgy site that you like on your computer!
Sashara Rino!
Yes, you, this...
There is an edgy manga site in it.
Isn't it in it?
Please be careful, everyone, since you are girls like that.
By the way, there is a foreigner in this class!
His name is...
Dear J!
Dear J-san, who is it?
Who is it, Dear J-san?
Yes, what is your name?
Itano Shimomi.
Dear J-san, it seems like you like debuts.
That is Dear J, but...
Huh? Is it my name?
Your name is Dear J and your new song is Itano?
No, it's the opposite.
Oh, it's the opposite. Your song is Itano and your new song is Dear J.
Yes, next...
The only woman who can't be introduced to her parents...
Kashimari Yuki!
What does this mean, Kashimari Yuki?
Kashimari Yuki is the only woman who can't be introduced to her parents...
I don't know at all. She's one of the three people I'd like to introduce...
There's also other information.
Even if you're tired and you're questioned at a meeting, you'll give it all to Kuramoto-san.
Is that true?
Since Kuramoto-san isn't here today, please do your best.
In this way, the attendance check is over in a separate room with a lamp lit up.
Next up is...
I'd like to introduce a teacher of life guidance.
I'll ring the bell now, everyone. Teacher, please come in!
Yes, everyone, attention!
Yes!
Yes! I'm...
Sakamoto Teacher!
How are you guys doing?
Yes, I'm coming in!
Sannen! Bagman!
We're here!
You're all scattered! Your feelings are scattered!
You only think about yourself, so this class is scattered.
Yes, blackboard, middleboard, is that okay?
Yes!
Is that okay?
Yes!
Is that okay?
Yes!
Is that okay?
Yes!
Yes, you know...
Yes!
People and humans are...
Yes!
Humans and humans are...
Yes!
You're not a butt, you know...
After this, gold and silver, a riot!
Weekly AKB news
SKE48's long-awaited new single is...
Cheerful confession song
Title bar "Banzai Venus"
On sale March 9!
And a new unit born from akb48, not yet! The latest video has arrived!
A new groove created by four people from Oshima, Kitahara, Sashihara, and Yokoyama!
Debut single "Weekend Not Yet" On sale March 16!
"Weekend Not Yet" On sale March 16!
akb48 "Cherry Tree Come Down" On sale March 16!
And next week! "Independent Girls' School Class" On sale March 16!
Akb48 "A child's prank with no time to be surprised" On sale March 16!
akb48 "Guided by the Intimidation Unit" On sale March 16!
Don't miss it next week!