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Idols shouldn't neglect their studies.
That's why!
Last week and this week are the second half of the Nukidzu Test!
A series of super stupid answers!
"Dama, dama, dama" is a dream.
Finally, a stupid queen will be decided!
Also, a new character was discovered last week!
SKE48's Hata Sawako, 22 years old!
Even if she gives the correct answer in the test...
- Cut it out. - Why?!
- What's wrong? Why all of a sudden? - It's fine!
She's a super humble character who's embarrassed when she can't say funny things!
We can't take our eyes off of her again this time!
Also, in the band club...
They're burying their feelings!
AKB's No. 1 member is revealed!
Last week, we had a special lecture.
We had a black-haired teacher, Bonnie!
She did the Nukidzu Test!
A total of 300 points for a middle school level test!
In Japanese, it's a kanji reading test!
A total of 100 points for all 20 questions!
That's it!
Put down your pencils!
Let's see their answers!
Here's the question!
Let's see their answer!
Who is it?
It's Hata-san!
Hata-san's answer is...
Wow!
Wow! That's great!
Ah, there's only one!
She wrote "Ben" in the wrong order!
If you write it in hiragana, it's correct, right?
That's right!
That's great!
Hata!
Hata, you're amazing!
Why are you answering correctly? Why are you being so humble?
Let's be cheerful!
You're amazing!
Wait, why are you about to cry?
Do your best, Hata!
I mean, you're doing your best!
If we mess around with you, it's fine, right? That's weird!
It's a security answer!
It's like "Stop it, Mimata!"
Next up, Miyazaki!
Let's see Miyazaki's answer!
Oh, you got "ni" too!
Yay!
Yay for you, Sasuke!
What is this?
You're pointing at the wrong answer, right?
I see...
The point is...
The point is to push off "ni" beforehand so that we don't have a problem later.
That's right!
If you point at the wrong answer, we won't have a problem.
We won't have a problem!
So we want to give you a "triangle" answer!
That's right...
So, shall we move on to the next city?
Yes!
Shall we move on to Kobayashi?
Kobayashi...
I see...
Kobayashi's answer is...
Huh?
That's amazing!
"Lying is also a health condition"? What does that mean?
Huh?
I asked the members and they said that "lying is also a health condition"...
"Triangle"?
"Triangle" is a health condition?
"Triangle" is a dog!
I wanted to write "triangle" but...
You wrote "triangle", didn't you?
So I wrote it while learning it.
Really?
"Triangle" is a dog.
"Triangle" is a dog!?
"Triangle" is a disease, right?
"Triangle" is a disease!
Then let's move on.
This is...
Yes, yes, yes.
It was difficult.
This may be a little difficult.
Then let's move on to the model answer.
The model answer is...
"Pillow"!
Her face is so small!
"Pillow"!
Her face is so small!
"Pillow"'s answer is...
"Triangle"!
Perfect!
We did it!
That's great!
Wonderful!
We did it!
It's a dream come true for "Triangle" and "Triangle" to be together.
Wonderful!
Then let's move on to the other answer.
Let's move on to "Triangle"!
"Triangle"!
"Triangle"'s answer is...
Oh, no.
What is it?
"Pillow"!
What did you want to say at first?
"Pillow"?
"Pillow" without money...
"Pillow"!
Sometimes it doesn't work.
Sometimes it doesn't work without money.
Sometimes it works, but sometimes it doesn't work.
Then read the next question.
"Pillow".
"Pillow" is a dream come true for "Triangle".
She has a bad mouth!
"Triangle" is a dream come true for "Triangle".
What is this?
What does it mean?
Yagami-chan wrote it!
Yes! Yagami-chan wrote it in the intermediate test!
"Pillow"!
Yes!
Yagami-chan, read it!
"Pillow"! "Pillow" is a dream come true for "Triangle".
What happened?
Yagami-chan, what happened?
Someone did something bad!
What happened to you?!
Did you say "pillow"?!
"Pillow"...
When I say "pillow", I can only think of those words.
I made a mistake, but it was so impressive that I thought it was right.
No, you're weak!
Shall we continue?
"Triangle".
Let's look at the red corner.
Wait a minute. Can you read it?
"Summer grass baseball". It's a dream come true for "Triangle".
What is "summer grass baseball"?
Is it something you do with summer grass?
"Summer grass baseball"!
Is it like you play grass baseball in the summer?
Yes, it's like a public display.
You use it in many places.
You use it as a baseball bat and you throw it at children and children.
That's wonderful.
Shall we continue?
Let's look at Miyazaki.
Here it is.
Miyazaki, read it.
"Summer grass baseball"!
"Triangle" is a dream come true for "Triangle".
"Hello, hello". It's cut off and it continues in dream.
It's like they were doing some kind of manzai in dream.
"Hello, hello" suddenly comes out of nowhere.
"Hello, hello", then it's cut off and it continues in dream.
I see.
I see, but it doesn't matter at all!
When Miyazaki-san answered, Hata-san laughed for the first time.
We can't see Hata-san's smiling face for the first time.
And if you play with it like this, you'll be sad again.
That's right.
What kind of Hata-chan is this?
The next question is...
I don't know this one.
No, you know this one.
I don't know it.
Well, I think you all don't know it, but there are people who know the answer.
This is...
Yes.
Hata?
Hata!
Are you happy, Hata?
Hata, you should be happy.
Well, let's take a look at Hata's answer.
Here it is!
Oh!
You got two answers right.
Wow!
It refers to old things and creates new things.
Wow!
You also got "poop earthquake" right.
And the next one is "I don't have ears."
Yes.
Baji-tofu.
Yes.
Can you tell us the meaning of the last one?
Can you tell us the meaning of the last one, Mr. Kimpa?
Well, this is...
Deceiving people with good words.
Wow!
Hmm...
Yes.
Hata doesn't like these kinds of words, like "deceiving people."
I see.
That's why you got it wrong.
That's why you didn't know it.
That's Hata for you!
Let's give him a round of applause!
Wow!
Well, next...
Yes.
Let's look at Masuda's answer.
Masuda.
Here is Masuda's answer!
"Baji-tofu" is...
When the wind blew, the horse's ears moved eastward.
From there, they went eastward.
What does that mean?
Well, people in the past didn't know the direction of the wind,
so they moved eastward or westward using the horse's ears.
So you were using the horse's ears.
Yes, I was.
And Chou Sanbo said...
During the four days...
I had the most fun in the morning for three hours.
Wow!
That's kind of sad.
What is this?!
I was told I could only live for four days,
but when I woke up in the morning,
I was happy.
You were happy for three hours?
I was happy for three hours.
Do you have some kind of illness in your heart?
Are you okay?
Let's move on.
Let's go with Katayama.
Okay.
Here is Katayama's answer!
Ah, "perfect" is wrong.
"Baji-tofu" is...
When the wind blew, the horse's ears moved eastward.
From there, they went eastward.
That's scary!
Katayama, are you hiding this in your horse's ear room?!
I'm not.
You're not, right?!
And last up...
Osanoshi.
From three in the morning and four in the evening, I start.
What is it?
What is it?!
What kind of job is this?
What do you think this job is?
In the morning...
Basically, from 3 o'clock in the morning, right?
From 3 o'clock in the morning...
And from 4 o'clock in the evening, right?
Even though it's in Japanese, it has English in it.
Right? Like "start" and "up".
"Start" and "up", right?
That's interesting.
Shall we move on?
Next up is...
Kasai!
Kasai's answer is...
What was the last one?
Chosan Bushi, right?
It's been four days.
Simple! From where? Since when?
It's been three mornings in the morning and four evenings in the evening.
That's what I thought.
So it's like 'three nights and four days'.
That's big!
"Chosan Bushi" is a "three nights and four days" trip?
A plan for a trip!
What an innovative answer!
After this, the school will be reorganized.
Obviously, the No. 1 member will be...
Attention!
We will now begin the class reunion.
Yes.
I'm a little scared.
Scared?
Scared!
Because we are all members of AKB48, we have to face many challenges.
It's not good to be too scared.
Are there people like that in here?
Raise your hand if you think there are people like that.
Scared?
You all have something in your mind, don't you?
I see.
There are quite a lot of people like that.
Why don't we all point at people who are scared?
Ah, I see.
I see.
Who is most scared?
One, two...
Miyazaki!
Miyazaki is scared of everyone!
Wow, amazing!
Me?
Why? I'm not scared at all.
Scared!
Everyone is focused.
Scared.
Miya is scared of everyone.
Miyazaki, you've never been scared of anyone?
I've never been scared of anyone.
Ah, I see.
But everyone is pointing at you.
You're not scared of your own situation right now?
I'm not scared.
Miyazaki, who did you point at?
Hata-san?
Hata-san, don't blame me!
Hata-san is not scared of anything.
She's just anxious.
Miyazaki, are you serious? You're definitely not scared of anything?
I can't sleep alone in my room.
What?
A ghost might appear.
It's not that I'm scared of anything. I'm just scared of ghosts.
That's what you're scared of?
Because you can't see ghosts.
Even when we were planning for this week's NKV and riding the roller coaster,
she said "No, I really don't want to do it!" until the very end.
Everyone rides roller coasters, right?
That's right.
Everyone likes it, right?
But I do feel like riding it.
I'm not scared of my feelings.
That's what you're scared of!
Before we went to Bungie,
ever since you asked me about it a week ago,
every time we meet up for a week, I wonder if Bungie is okay.
She keeps asking me that.
I went because I felt like I was going to fly.
I see.
I stood on the jump line.
Yes.
But!
God told me not to do it.
Who told you that?
God told you?
That's right.
So you're not scared of anything.
Say it out loud.
I'm not scared of anything!
You sat here, right?
Why are you three, who are the furthest away from the locker, surprised?
I'm not scared of anything!
Huh? You're the only one who went to the zone where the camera couldn't catch you.
That's right.
Huh? I didn't say it.
You did! You said it!
I said it first.
Admit it.
You said it!
I did?
You said it!
Miyazaki is the scariest this time.
Admit it.
Okay, it's decided!
I'm not scared of anything!
If you say it like that, you'll just become a bully.
Let's not do it.
How was it, Kae?
I've learned something.
Wonderful!
Thank you.
Learned something.
This is the first time in the history of the show that we've seen such a shocking result!
Wow!
Okay, we have the results of the "learned something" test!
Yes!
It was tough, wasn't it, scoring as well?
Yes, it was.
Thank you for your hard work.
Up until now, in the midterms and finals, the member who has won first place in the past two tests is...
...the member of SKE!
Will it be the three members of SKE this time?
Or will AKB stop them?
So everyone, out of the 15 people who passed the test, we will announce the top 3!
First, the 3rd place announcement!
Out of 300 points, 185 points!
Ogiso!
You did it!
How do you feel, even though you're in 3rd place?
I was in 1st place last week, but I'm happy to be in 3rd place for the first time.
I see. It's quite an achievement.
Next, the 2nd place is...
Out of 300 points, 185 points!
Matsui!
That's what you said, right?
I'm happy, but I'm glad.
Congrats! 2nd place!
And the 1st place is...
Out of 200 points, 215 points!
Hata!
So, SKE passed the test!
SKE members, what are you doing?
No, no, if Hada-san did it, of course he'd be first!
No, no, it's the first time for Hada-san to do something like that!
Ah, what?
See!
Hada-san just did normal things normally!
How do you feel about being first and looking at the other members?
Ah, but everyone's answers are really humorous...
That's right, it's amazing...
Humorous!
It's because Hada-san is looking at us like we're some kind of models...
Are you okay, everyone who's humorous?
No, it's not like that!
Hada-san is being really careful and making us humorous!
We really want to say you're stupid!
It's true!
We really want to say you're stupid, but it's because you're humorous!
It's because you're an adult that you made our words soft and made them humorous!
It's fine! Bring more confidence, Hada-chan!
Bring more confidence, it's fine!
Since we've announced the best 3...
Let's announce the worst 3...
Who's the most humorous?
That's right!
Well...
Right?!
Then...
The 13th place is...
Out of 300 points...
40 points!
40?!
With how many people?!
The worst 3rd place!
3rd place, right?!
Now, let's go!
What kind of idiot is that?!
Boss!
Here you are, boss!
You just gave me 40 points and clapped, didn't you?!
It's you!
Here you are, humorous!
I feel sorry for you, boss.
But, boss, you didn't give me that many wrong answers, did you?!
So, it's not humorous, it's a serious mistake!
Boss, I'm self-employed, but I watch "Weekly AKB" every week in the shop.
This is bad! This is not the time for heavy rotation!
Seriously!
Next, we will announce the 14th place!
Out of 300 points...
35 points!
It's low!
35 points!
The mysterious worst...
...two idiots are...
...Ishida-san!
I did it!
I can't go to school! I'm so happy!
What grade are you in now?
Second year.
You are in the middle of studying, aren't you?
But I can study from now on, right?
Well, you can study from now on, and if you study well, your grades will go up.
For now, I'm just an idiot.
That's not true!
Now, we will announce the results of the missing points test!
Out of 300 points...
10 points!
10!
Wait a minute!
If it's 10, it means there are 0 points, right?
Yes, let's announce the results first.
Can we announce the results first?
Out of 100 points...
5 points!
5 points in society!
0 points in English music!
Is it okay for you to say that?
Is it okay?
No, it's not okay at all.
It's a corpse, isn't it?
It's okay, it's a corpse.
What are you doing with your hands like that?
It's a corpse.
It's a corpse, right?
It means you're not alive anymore, right?
It's the first time for this show.
0 points.
That's dangerous.
0 points in English music...
They're musicians, aren't they?
Ah, you're right!
What's going on with you?
No, it's not funny.
It's not funny at all.
Now...
Let's see...
This...
Hey!
Stupid Queen!
Shall we announce it?
We have no choice...
First place!
Kobayashi!
It's you!
Humorous, Kobayashi!
It's not humorous anymore!
It's not a rating mistake.
It's not a rating mistake? Why do you sound like you're in a bad mood?
I'm a corpse!
So far, Kobayashi Yu is an overly humorous corpse!
First of all, you don't know the meaning of the question at all!
Right?
You're tired of this.
Look at it properly!
Now, let's see Kobayashi's answer for the musical term "heon".
Here you go!
Look! Look!
You do music, don't you?
Otama Jackson!
Let me explain this.
There are six "heon" symbols.
There were six squares, so I thought I'd use six of them.
Humanity is evolving.
At first, we were like waves.
What? Otama Jackson?
We finally became "heon"!
The "hyororon" above means we're heading towards "heon", right?
Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!
Stop it! Don't sing anymore!
That's why the middle "heon" is right next to you!
That's right!
It's right next to you and it's dripping! It's dripping!
We finally became "heon"!
Humorous!
Nice humor!
Don't you read textbooks?
I do.
You do, don't you?
There are textbooks like this, don't you?
Ah, I've seen it!
This is "heon" symbol.
Yes.
Right?
Amazing!
It's okay. There's room for improvement.
Well, if you work hard, you can do it from now on!
Because you got the worst one!
I'm not afraid of anything anymore!
You're not afraid of anything right now, so you have no choice but to improve!
That's right.
You have to study from now on!
Yes.
Here are the other results!
Even though it was an exception test,
the difference between members who study properly and members who don't study at all is negligible!
Idols must be able to study!
So, humorous, stupid, queen, Kobayashi-san, you were chosen, weren't you?
Yes.
Ten points!
Well, in a sense, you did your best.
Right?
Well, I was surprised, but this time, Pirita and Kobayashi will receive a massage that will improve their brains!
But it was good!
After this punishment game, the unexpected ending is...
Weekly AKB news!
Next week, February 16th, AKB48's new single "cherry blossoms are falling" will be released.
Please watch the promotional video beforehand!
Even if you get lost on the road of your heart
A place of love
In addition, in celebration of the release of "Cherry Blossom Tree",
the Tsunagare Bokou Championship is being held!
AKB48 may come to your Bokou as well!
For more information, please visit the official homepage!
And with that, we meet again for another test!
Kobayashi has...
In addition to the weekly final test,
he will also receive a massage that will improve your brain!
This time, we have Dr. Satoshi Nomura from Guts Clinic with us!
Thank you!
Thank you, Doctor!
It will improve your brain, won't it?
Actually, this is...
This is a lie-massage performed by the program staff!
The moment you press Kobayashi's foot that doesn't know anything,
a device that lets electricity flow from the chair is being used!
Can we hold it down?
Everyone, can we hold it down?
Stop it!
We can't run away, right?
Yes!
No, no!
Then, Doctor!
Please do it!
Go ahead!
Here I go!
Ouch!
It's not a reflex, but a device that lets electricity flow from the chair that doesn't know anything!
Wow, it hurts!
It's only a little!
Doctor, it's only a little like this!
It's only a little!
Does it really hurt?
Does it really break your head?
No, no!
What's wrong, Kobayashi?
What's wrong?
My butt got bitten by a snake!
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with your butt getting bitten by a snake?
I don't know, but there's a snake!
Really?!