AISubs v3.5
As an idol, you can't neglect your studies.
So...
Ready, set, go!
This time, we'll conduct a heat loss test.
In 1942, by Columbus...
Jonestown...
For a special lecture, Wagayan...
I won't let you hear it!
No, I won't!
Attention, please!
That famous teacher will teach you about heat loss!
After this, we'll continue with "Shinkai-kyo Lenpotsu".
"Daiharan" will begin!
To the members who haven't heard anything...
Good morning!
You're young and nice!
You're young indeed!
Wait a minute...
What's up?
With so many young people like you...
My joke is getting more and more exciting!
That's a dirty joke!
What are you saying in front of young people like you?!
I like that reaction!
You're getting a reaction!
What's up? Do you like it?
Don't blame me!
Don't blame me from the beginning!
What are you doing here?
That... we will never say it!
We will never say it!
I'd like to say one more dirty joke.
I won't let you say it!
It's mine!
I won't let you say it!
What's up?
But we won't say it!
Today we have a special teacher!
Let's have him in!
Teacher, please come in!
Teacher!
Attention!
I am...
Sakamoto...
Akinpachi!
Welcome!
Thank you for coming, Akinpachi!
So, today...
I would like to...
do a random test!
Should we not do it?
Of course we shouldn't!
Why?! We're the only ones who get it.
We don't like it, do we?
Well, if you say it...
What will you do?
Someone...
Can I choose one?
Then, Yatabe-san...
Can you make a sad face?
Hey!
Can we do it, Yatabe-san?
Let's do it!
You won't lose against an AKB member, will you?
This is a war between AKB and Yatabe!
We definitely won't lose!
This time, we'll be testing their Japanese and social skills.
We'll also test their English and music skills.
In total, we'll be testing them for 300 points.
Oh, you're there, aren't you?
Huh?
Hey! What's with that outfit?
Huh? What team are you in?
I'm in team... B.
B?! Team B?!
Who are you close with?
Miyazaki.
We're really close.
Oh, you're close?
Where does Miyazaki go with that girl?
Um... Laketown.
I see.
By the way, were you not in the general election?
General election?
Yes.
I'm in 35th place.
Make sure you're in 2nd and 3rd places!
Hey!
This is realistic.
Don't copy me in the same rank!
First, society.
Before that, a special lecture will be held.
Before the test, I will give a lecture that will be in society's test.
Please listen carefully.
Here is the first question.
By the way, this was in the intermediate test.
It's a question that came up in the past.
Miyazaki, you remember, don't you?
I remember.
In Japan...
These ordinary people...
Ordinary people...
Hyemin!
Hey!
Excuse me.
Hey!
I know it, but it doesn't come up.
What is it?
Takajo.
Housewife.
Housewife! Yes, correct!
Yes, it's "they are housewives".
Since 1973, are there housewives?
Yes, there are.
Um... Kobayashi!
What are you talking about?
This social phenomenon is called "something something shock".
In the previous Miyazaki intermediate test, it was described as "overly awkward shock".
Eh, really?
Um... it's a little shocking.
It's a pretty big shock, but it's called "overly awkward shock".
Overly...
It's a long one.
Let's go for one more.
Here it is.
Yes.
In 1945, Japan adopted the "something something declaration".
As a result, the Pacific War ended.
Ah, I know it.
This is...
Then, Takajo, answer it.
"Hatsudano Declaration".
Oh!
Correct!
Miyazaki-san, did you know what this "something something declaration" was?
I didn't know.
By the way, by the way, if you were to guess it,
well, the correct answer is "Hatsudano Declaration",
but what do you think it is?
"Popkuri Declaration"?
Declaration!
You can't change it.
Ah, you can't change it!
Is there a pattern where you can change a declaration?
And now, we will carry out a social shock test!
The time limit is 20 minutes.
And now...
Ready...
Start!
Society is full of history and other people's famous sayings.
It's a problem for middle school students.
20 questions in all, 100 points out of 100.
The time limit is 20 minutes.
Okay, that's all for today!
Put down your pencils!
Next up is...
National language!
Okay, attention!
We will be doing a national language class.
We will be giving out prizes.
Okay, we will start with some sayings.
Okay!
My parents' heart is like this.
Please fill in this "like this."
This is...
I'm sure you've heard of it before.
Right?
Are you ready?
Yes.
My parents' heart is like this.
Okay?
Are you ready?
I write 'stand up and watch' on a tree.
That's what a parent means.
It's like that.
Every Chinese character has a meaning.
Do you understand?
Why are you shaking your hips like that?
Are you ready?
You don't know?
Are you ready?
My parents' heart is like this.
Whether you read it from the top or from the bottom,
it's "my parents' heart is like this."
You!
It doesn't matter.
It has nothing to do with that.
When I told my parents that I wanted to stand up and watch from a tree...
Yes, that's right.
That's right.
Wait a minute.
I just got a terrible feeling.
Why is that?
Please delete all of the blackboard characters.
Maybe there is no such thing as a parent's love at all.
After that, I was relieved that there was no such thing.
I've never felt like this before.
Although it was not very useful lecture...
We will conduct a blackboard pronunciation test.
Blackboard pronunciation is a problem of reading kanji.
For example, pronunciation problems of idioms and words.
The time limit is 20 minutes.
100 points out of 20 questions.
Please don't cheat.
Lastly, English and music.
Before that, I would like to give you a brief lecture.
Thank you.
Let's start with English.
Here it is.
Yes.
Please correct the next "a" sentence into a Japanese sentence.
Kasai.
On Sundays, I eat something like shrimp and chili.
Is it a dish name?
You eat shrimp and chili at a party, right?
Yes.
It's completely different.
Yes.
Then, Hata-chan, please say it.
On Sundays, I pray to Christ.
Can you say it in English?
I can say it.
Please don't do it.
Susugino-san, what is it?
Hata-san's answer is...
A round of applause for Hata-san!
Hata-san, you're good!
Even though you didn't get it right, you look very embarrassed.
Why is that?
What's wrong?
Hata-san!
Hata-san, what's wrong?
Do you want to go to the bathroom?
Please cut it out.
Why?
What's wrong?
It's okay!
What's wrong with you?
Are you okay?
Why is that?
Hata! Hata! Hata!
Hey! Hey! Look up! Look up!
Hey!
You just hit the most!
Hata?
Hata, why are you crying?!
Hata!
- She cut herself off, that's amazing! - Amazing!
That's new!
There's something about it, right?
That "I'm sorry I couldn't say an interesting answer" kind of feeling, right?
- No, you got it right! - But it's okay!
Everyone, it's okay if you can answer it seriously and get 100 points!
Okay?
So like Hata, you don't need to be embarrassed if you got it right!
Hata, that's wonderful!
Amazing!
I love you!
Next is music quiz!
Here it is!
As expected...
As expected of a singer!
Stop!
No, no, no, no!
Stop the music quiz!
Stop it!
Hey! Stop it for a second!
Everyone got it right!
You guys are free to do whatever you like!
English has 50 points for translating English words into Japanese and for translating English into English.
Music has 50 points for making symbols read and answer.
English and music have 100 points for the test.
That's all for the test.
Thank you for your hard work.
After the test, let's look at the social questions.
Let's look at the social questions.
Here are the social questions.
Let's start with Mohan Chaito.
Let's start with Mohan Chaito. Who is it?
This is a flag.
Wow! A flag!
A flag is amazing!
Here is a flag's answer.
First, read it and answer it.
In England, as a means of expressing social security system...
Yes, it is said that it goes from cradle to grave.
In France...
The United States was discovered.
The famous word left by French philosopher Pascal is...
Humans are thinking legs.
Hata-san, do you know what "legs" means?
I think it means "plants."
Plants.
Wow!
She knows it!
To be honest, teachers here don't know this word.
"Legs" is a word, isn't it?
Hata-san, you are amazing!
You are amazing!
On the contrary, we are made to study it.
Thank you very much!
Takayanagi's answer is...
Wow! Everything is wrong!
Hey!
Takayanagi, read it!
In 1942, by Columbus...
European continent!
European!
By the way, have you ever heard of European continent?
I feel like I have heard of it, but don't you have it?
Even now, do you think there is a European continent somewhere in the world?
I think there is!
There isn't!
What is European?
European continent is Georgia's coffee country!
Then, next...
Kobayashi!
Then, let's see Kobayashi's answer.
Here it is!
Then, please read it, Kobayashi!
What about England?
If you die, bring me to the grave.
You can't change the word!
There is a scene in a drama or something like "If you die, bring me to the grave."
Well, it's a secret.
That's right. I think it's like that.
It's deep.
In 1942, by Columbus...
It's like "Jonestary".
For the first time, Columbus became a producer of a show.
It's quite a long-running show.
I can only think of this!
The moment I saw it, I thought of "bring me to the grave."
This is also correct. "Jonestary".
Then, the next question is...
How do you say 'lady' in general for Mrs. President of the United States?
This is an easy question.
Shall we go with a model answer?
Shall we go with Katayama?
Katayama's answer is...
First, lady.
This is a common sense, isn't it?
When I happened to be watching the news, I heard it.
"First, lady" that was on the news.
This is correct.
Then, next...
Shall we look at Haru-chan's answer?
Yes! Here it is!
Ishida, read it!
How do you say 'lady' in general for Mrs. President of the United States?
Mr. Lady.
Mrs. President of the United States is not here!
I've heard of it.
First, lady.
Then, next...
First, master!
Master's answer is...
Wow!
Please read it!
How do you say 'lady' in general for Mrs. President of the United States?
Obama lady.
It's correct, but...
It's like "Obama's woman."
It's not "Obama's woman," it's "Obama's lady."
I love you!
The next question is...
This one...
Everyone was worried about this one!
Everyone couldn't stop asking this question!
This is a difficult one.
The answer to this difficult question is...
Mr. Flag!
It's "Mr. Flag" again!
That's amazing!
Here is Mr. Flag's answer!
Eighteen is silver,
Nineteen is silver three.
Eighteen is silver three.
It's all correct!
Nineteen is silver three.
Eighteen is silver three.
It's obvious, isn't it?
I'm going to vote.
She's 22 years old, but she has a right to vote.
She's going to vote realistically.
She's not going to vote for AKB.
She's going to vote for real.
If you vote for AKB, you'll all go.
You'll all go.
Next, Kobayashi!
Kobayashi's answer is...
Um...
It's Renho-san!
No way!
Renho-san?
Yes.
I was about to say a trendy person, and it was Renho-san.
Who's Renho-san?
Renho-san isn't here.
It's Renho-san!
Renho-san doesn't appear in Gundam movies, does he?
I've learned a lot.
Even after this, her imagination is blown away and she's revealed!
Next is English and music.
English and music.
The question is...
Right?
Translate your favorite English into Japanese.
The answer is...
Matsui!
Matsui's answer is...
Matsui, read it and answer it.
"Butterfly" is a butterfly.
And...
"Dandelion" is a dandelion.
You said "question", didn't you?
Yes, it's "question".
The king's answer is...
"Lion".
You read "lion", didn't you?
But "dandy" is a lion.
"Dandy" is a lion.
I see.
And "lion" is a lion.
Next...
"Yatabe".
"Yatabe"'s answer is...
What does it mean?
It's like "Evangelion" part 2.
"Dandelion".
It's not "Evangelion", it's "dandelion".
It's like a new anime.
Did you do it seriously or did you do it for fun?
I did it for fun.
You admitted it right away.
You're pulling my leg, aren't you?
Don't say "Yatabe" anymore.
The next question is...
What does it mean when you say 'dandelion' in school?
Let's see "dandelion"'s answer.
"dandelion"'s answer is... "dandelion".
"dandelion"'s answer is...
"dandelion".
I wrote "dandelion" in my head.
In your head?!
You wrote "dandelion" in your head?!
Let's see the next question.
Oh my!
The answer is...
What is it?
What is Medaka doing in the river?
She is playing dojo.
What do you mean?
I don't know the lyrics.
She is playing dojo.
I don't know what she is doing.
She is playing dojo.
You can watch it later.
She is playing dojo and doing various things.
Why is it a joke?
Next is Kasai.
Kasai's answer is...
What is she doing?
Why did you write it?
I got a big belly.
What do you mean?
I got a big belly.
I want to die.
As you think, you will die.
You wrote it.
You are not dead.
You are alive.
Next is Kobayashi.
Kobayashi's answer is...
Attention!
We will now begin the class reunion.
But is it okay?
Well, according to rumors...
In this class...
There is someone who is "sekoi".
What?
"sekoi"?
Young and "sekoi" sweet.
I don't like it!
"sekoi" as a girl is a little...
It's not cute.
It's not cute!
To be honest, let's all talk about it.
Do you understand?
Yes!
That's a good answer.
If you think it's "sekoi", please raise your hand.
Can I say it?
Yes!
Well...
Kobayashi brings home a lot of "sashimi".
What?
He holds it and...
When you look at it...
It's in the back of his bag.
That's bad!
Really!
That's bad!
Even when he's lying down...
He's eating that snack...
And he's floating the snack stand.
Wow, that's a little "sekoi"!
He brings home three "sekoi" bottles!
What?
He brings home three "pet" bottles!
Wow!
The manager of Team B...
Brought out a box of "mika".
He said, "Let's eat it together!"
"Yeah!" He said.
I thought he was going to cry.
When I went back to the dressing room and looked at it...
The inside of his bag was orange.
Wait a minute! Are you sure you want me to show it to you?
No, I don't want you to show it to me!
I'll show it to you at the end.
No, I'll show it to you at the end.
I'm not that stingy!
Kobayashi, I can't see you lying.
I'm serious! I'm serious! I'm serious! I'll risk my life!
That's not good.
Kobayashi, do you think you're more stingy than you are?
Yes, I am.
I'm Kasai.
You got stung by Kobayashi.
Don't call me "you" but "you".
I'm very sweet to people.
That makes me feel free.
You too, right?
No, I'm not.
Free!
Free! Free!
Free!
When do you feel free?
When I say "I'm sorry, I'm free."
Face the camera and say "I'm sorry, I'm free."
Three, two, one, go ahead!
I'm sorry, I'm free.
It makes you want to forgive him.
That's why when I feel bad, I say "you" and she thinks it's fine.
She's probably jealous of you.
No, no, no. Being alive is...
Being alive is stingy?
That's too much, Kobayashi!
Kasai being alive is not stingy!
That's too much, Kobayashi!
It's cute and annoying!
You're serious now, aren't you?
Wait, does everyone think like that?
No, we don't.
We don't.
Kobayashi is completely isolated now!
Wait, Hata, what do you think about this, Kobayashi?
Please don't shake me anymore.
Say it, Hata!
Say it, Kobayashi.
I think you should work harder.
See? Hata is acknowledging it!
Work harder!
Right?
See? There are people like that!
On April 16th, AKB48's 20th single "Sakura no Ki ni Narou" music video will be released!
Please watch it before you miss it!
Even if you get lost on the road of your heart,
You'll only know where love is.
Next week, a draw test second half!
And the results! With surprising scores, the members gain one point!
Also, in the school festival, the members of B.B. Lee are disqualified!
Next week, Hata's super energetic character explodes! Don't miss it!