AISubs v3.5
Miyazaki-san, what does "variety" mean to you?
It's life.
Yes, for Miyazaki, "variety" is life.
Then, what do the other members think of her?
For Miyao...
She's amazing.
She has a different perspective from others.
She doesn't make others happy.
She makes others happy herself.
She has a skill to make others happy.
The academy is really fun.
It might be hard for others to understand,
but at the academy, it's like you're on the front line of making others laugh.
I spend a lot of time with Miyao.
When we're together, she always does weird things.
She always makes funny jokes.
She's always funny.
Miyazaki asked Miyazaki what "variety" means to her.
Recently, I've realized that there's a way of making others laugh.
What way of making others laugh?
It's...
"free", "bocchi", "foro".
"Free", "bocchi", "foro".
Miyazaki, who loves "variety", stood up for Miyazaki's sake!
Don! Don! Don! Pika Pika!
Don! Don! Ga! Don!
Don! Don! Don! Team B!
Don! Don! Ga! Don!
Victory!
Hello, everyone! I'm Pierre Miyazaki!
Today, I'd like to show young people how they can live in the entertainment world with AKB48 in the future!
Variety Education Class, Miyataki Big Circus!
Its members are...
Gathering!
Nice to meet you, members!
These three members have recently been promoted to regular members.
Then, immediately...
You're too naive!
What is it?
Do it again!
Do what again?
You're too cute!
Too cute?
You can't live like that! There are a lot of cute people like you!
Yes!
Again!
They're idols, but they're too cute!
Will the leader give them a pass?
Gathering!
Yes! This is good!
We did it!
See you!
I'd like to learn a lot of reaction games today!
Follow me!
What kind of trial awaits them?
After this, Miyataki Big Circus's demon special training!
A big scream!
Actually, I love narrow places!
So, I'm going to hide somewhere in this park, so please guess where I am!
Here I go!
Find Love-tan!
Love-tan, who likes narrow places, is hiding somewhere in this park.
Find Love-tan!
Where on earth did Love-tan hide?
I've decided where I'm going to hide!
Where did Love-tan choose to hide?
Is Love-tan hiding in this octopus-shaped playground?
No, she's not.
Then, is she hiding in this yellow pipe?
No, she's not either.
Then, is she hiding in this green pipe?
No, she's not either.
Where did Love-tan hide?
The answer is...
Where is Love-tan?
This way!
I'm here!
I was just born!
Hello!
Yes, I was hiding in a little bigger trash can over there in the park!
It's a place where you can sit and play taekwondo.
In terms of narrowness, it's a great best.
The trash can is like a ceiling, and it feels like it's being wrapped up.
The trash can was good.
1.5 stars.
I like indoors, so when I'm in the park, I end up in the trash can.
It's a little dangerous, so I'll give it a half star.
1.5 stars.
I'm sorry.
Well, the trash can was 1.5 stars, so I'm going to aim for the top three and look for it again!
Goodbye!
The first exercise is...
This is the first one!
Rubber patch!
A rubber patch is a reaction game where you put your feet together and express the power of the rubber that flies to one side with a flashy reaction.
This is the first one!
The first challenge is...
Bamboo shot and overhand!
Will she be able to do a reaction that will convince her boss?
Come closer!
Stay away!
The defense is straight ahead of the offense!
What will the leader Miyazaki's judgment be?
That's not it!
Who said it? Who said it?
You know, you're too cute when you're talking.
You're annoying!
Again!
She's an idol, but she's too cute.
And...
I don't know how to do it.
I don't know how to do it, and I don't know what kind of reaction it is.
No, it's not like that. The way you did it earlier and the reaction was a little...
Oh, so you want me to ask you about the reaction?
So you want me to ask you about the reaction?
No, you can watch it on YouTube.
You have to see it for yourself.
If you say that...
Yeah.
Then I'll do it.
Then I'll do it!
Go ahead.
As expected of Miyazaki-san.
Will Miyazaki-san be able to show her staff a good example?
Okay, go ahead.
What are you doing?
You can't do it like that.
I'm terrified.
Wait, I'm terrified.
No way, you can't do it like that.
No.
You can't do it like that.
No way.
Ouch, ouch...
What now?
(crying)
(screaming)
Ouch! I've never been hit by my parents before!
As expected of the leader! His reaction when he was hit by a big cat!
And...
I've never been hit by my parents before!
There is one thing left in my impression!
That's right! You don't need cuteness in variety shows!
No! No! No!
The reaction was decided by Miyazaki, the leader of Gomonetsu!
Miyazaki Big Circus! What is the next reaction game?
The next stage is...
A hot heat bath!
Yeah!
The next stage is...
A hot heat bath!
Can the three of them take a hot bath and react?
First of all...
I'd like to measure the temperature of hot water.
Are you ready?
Yes!
(screaming)
Aren't you supposed to measure the temperature?
You've learned a lot!
(laughing)
I'll do my best!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!
And...
At that moment...
Ah! Ah! Ah!
(screaming)
(laughing)
Ah! Ah! Ah! This is dangerous!
Take it, auntie! I can't take it!
What?!
Take it, auntie!
Everyone!
Please calm down!
Hot!
(screaming)
Everyone!
There will be damages!
Please calm down!
I don't know what it is, but let's have you enter.
I don't like it!
What do you not like?
I don't like it.
What do you not like?
I don't like entering.
What did you come here to study?
Learning how to react.
Let's enter.
I'll enter.
I'll enter too.
Then I'll do it.
Go ahead.
You know what you're doing!
After this, the members went into the hot bath and screamed!
In the middle of the city, there is a shop that stands quietly.
Here, there is only one sommelier in the world.
And that is...
ear sommelier
That's right.
She selects various human ears and conveys her charm to customers.
And that ear sommelier is...
The third of the three brothers.
This woman, who carried the mission of "ear protection"...
Welcome to Carbondale Plum Village.
She says...
Ears are God's creation and supreme art.
She says...
There is no other ear as good in shape and touch as this one in the world.
What kind of charm does this ear sommelier have?
Let's find out!
What kind of ear will we encounter today?
Let me introduce you now.
What kind of charm does this ear sommelier have?
Here is the ear.
It is CUBE TAKAJO.
It was born in 1991 and is 19 years old.
Yes, the ear we will introduce you today is CUBE TAKAJO.
It is one of the things that ear sommeliers pay the most attention to now.
Is it because I touch it too much? Or is it because I'm used to touching it?
Is it faster for me to say that my ears are attached to me?
After all, it's like it's sucking into my hand.
It's a pet. Its name is CHACHAMARU.
Then, let's explain CUBE TAKAJO from three perspectives.
Look at this.
This ear.
First of all, appearance is important, isn't it?
After all, CUBE TAKAJO is big.
In any case, it has a relatively firm and large ear.
CUBE?
It is CUBE TAKAJO.
And the characteristic thing is that the place where it is a little crushed is the point of attachment.
After all, if it is a characteristic of Fukuoka, it may be a characteristic that the upper part is crushed.
What is the evaluation of looks?
In terms of bridges, there are eight bridges.
And what is important is the comfort of touching.
Hubee & Takajo is really a first-class comfort of touching.
Please look at it.
Look!
It's already messed up to the extent that there is no cartilage.
I'm right-handed, so I only touch my left ear,
but compared to the right ear here,
the left ear has become softer.
Think of it like a mouth.
Cute!
I'm Hubee & Takajo!
Cute!
It's cute, isn't it?
What is the evaluation of comfort of touching?
Five stars!
And finally, tasting time!
I want to put my ears in your nose...
Chachamaru! Chachamaru!
Let's eat!
Chachamaru!
After all, rather than seeing with the eyes, I think it's something you can taste with your nose.
After all, putting it in my nose is my own theory.
I can't stop it!
Mmm!
It's delicious!
What is their tasting evaluation?
Five stars!
Today's recommended ear cleaning product is...
CUBE TAKASHO!
Everyone, please try it out!
Miyazaki's big circus reaction edition!
Hot water bath!
The first challenger is...
Good luck!
It's okay!
Go for it!
And if you can take this off, take it off.
What?
Rain?
No!
No?
Please hold it down.
I won't?
It's okay.
Go!
Are you okay?
I'm burned!
Don't get burned! You're strong!
Count "three, two, one"
Ready?
Three! Two! One!
I can't do it!
Will Shimada give up soon?
Ready?
Three! Two! One!
This one! This one!
Is this the temperature of a balcony?
Shimada gave up in an instant.
She didn't get the thermometer because of the heat.
Her reaction was half-hearted.
Next up is Over Mina.
Will she be able to convince the boss?
Over Mina.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
Three! Two! One!
I'm burned!
I'm burned! I'm burned!
It's hot! It's hot!
It's hot! I told you it's hot!
Over also gave a half-hearted reaction because of the heat.
How many temperatures are there for these two people?
The last challenger is Takeuchi Miyu.
Will she be able to convince the boss?
And how hot is it?
Here I go.
I'm scared!
Take it. It's over there.
Say "bang", say "bang", say "bang" and you'll be fine.
It's hot! It's hot!
Ice! Ice! Ice!
You haven't eaten any sweets yet.
You might be able to do it.
Go!
What is this?
It went in normally, but there's no reaction!
Was the temperature too low?
What?
It's over 50 degrees!
Is it over 50 degrees?
Then...
Let me do it again.
What again?
Let me do the netball challenge again.
Please.
What happened to the leader?
Then...
Then I'll do it.
Then I'll do it too.
No, I'll do it.
Please, please, please.
Ouch!
Then, let's do it!
Yes!
Why?
As expected of Miyazaki-san!
It's okay, it's okay.
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
You look like you're ready.
There's no way I'm ready!
What?
Why do you say that?
I'm the leader.
I'm not lying.
I'm naked.
Can we show you?
Then we'll do it.
If you don't like it...
It's okay.
Aren't you wearing a swimsuit?
It's not a swimsuit.
It's an ordinary one.
Will Miyazaki-san be able to show his junior how it's done?
Let's do it.
This is scary!
This is really scary!
Let's do it!
As expected of Miyazaki-san!
Wait a minute!
No, no, no!
Wait!
It's so hot!
As expected of Miyazaki Nacchon!
At first, she got out of the water and fell like an accident.
She expressed the heat with her whole body.
Amazing!
Oh, my staff!
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
Was it hot?
It's so hot!
I'm sorry.
Wait a minute.
Hurry up and look at it!
Wait a minute.
And don't forget!
A snack sack!
Put it in the opposite direction of the staff!
Just a little!
Just the feet?
Yes, just the feet.
Just the feet are fine.
It's hot!
Glasses!
It's hot!
Where are my glasses?
Shake, fall, and take off.
When these three are prepared,
the reaction game is completed and laughter occurs,
says Miyazaki leader.
The evil challenge of Miyazaki circus continues!
After this, Miyazama's fetish is released!
Thursday, December.
Hello, I'm Saye Miyazawa.
Today...
Saye Miyazawa is shooting herself.
What is she going to do?
Today's lunch is...
Ta-da!
It looks like this.
It's a hamburger lunch box.
This lunch box is delicious.
Well...
This burdock salad on top of rice is delicious.
I'd like to eat this famous hamburger lunch box.
What I'm most interested in is...
not the contents of the lunch box...
but this!
Ta-da!
It's like a broadcaster.
It seems that Miyazama is more interested in the broadcaster than the contents of the lunch box.
So...
Miyazawa will judge the broadcaster of the lunch box with her own judgment.
What is the criteria for judging?
I like to smell this.
I'd like to smell it today.
Judging by the smell of the broadcaster.
This is...
If I were to describe it with 100 points...
I think it's 20 points.
If I were to describe it with 100 points... I think it's 20 points.
If I were to compare it with something, then it would be this newspaper.
"The smell of charcoal" is from 2 or 3 years ago.
If I were to compare it with something, then it would be this newspaper.
"The smell of charcoal" is from 2 or 3 years ago.
I think there will be more newspaper that can beat this.
I will look forward to it tomorrow as well.
Today, I was found by "weekend akb"
It's Su-chan.
Is that all?
It's Su-chan.
It has nothing to do with "the taste of lunch box" and "newspaper".