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Weekly AKB!
Recently, weird rumors about AKB members have been circulating on the streets.
110th? 115th?
Mikama Tomori is acting as a teenager.
Mysteries of strange words in Watanabe Mayu.
You two, are you serious?!
Rito Moe's Motoyan suspicion is serious!
Rito Moe!
Shinoda Mariko's Obachia-style hatred of the truth!
There, Weekly AKB's cooperative reporters raise their voices and thoroughly cover up the rumored truth!
Gary, you can't say no when you can't do it.
We're closing in on the mysterious truth from various sources!
"Weekly AKB's Unraveling the Seven Mysteries Special"! This week is the second one!
This is really good.
I really do look like Kichachiki.
AKB's unknown true nature will be revealed!
Good evening, I'm Nether Crystal.
This week's special is Weekly AKB's Mysteries! Unraveling the Seven Mysteries Special!
The next mystery is...
Why is Shinoda Mariko so scared of Obachia-style?
Mariko Shinoda is usually feared by everyone.
But in order for her to fear Obachia-style, she had hidden a secret she didn't know.
Mariko Shinoda, who doesn't behave herself and has a stubborn personality.
When Gotoh P set up a prank on Shinoda...
Shinoda, have you noticed?
Can't you win? Can't you win? Can't you win?
Hey!
I thought it would be better for you to say "can't you win?"
Without hesitating, she said what she thought.
On the other hand, she seems to have made Gotoh P fall into hell.
She became the guardian and carried out a counterattack against Gotoh P.
Ah, it's coming, it's coming, it's coming, it's coming.
Mariko!
Are you okay?
Ah!
The prank was a huge success!
She showed Gotoh P that she could fall into a pitfall.
But there was one thing that Shinoda wasn't good at.
Ghost house.
When the ghost house shoot for "The Cure Queen" and its opening were filmed...
Shinoda...
Haruna Kojima and...
Mariko Kimura's team...
You're too energetic!
In addition...
Really?
Really? This is it?
Where does the normal tough girl go?
Before entering the ghost house, she's in high spirits.
Welcome!
While being scared behind a high bridge, Shino enters fearfully. Then...
She hits the camera herself and starts screaming in surprise.
She starts singing meaningless songs.
Furthermore, just by finding the doll...
And Shinoda, who was ordered by Nakamori and Akira to do an impersonation of Shinoda...
Surprisingly, not only did he impersonate a different person, but he also performed that famous song in a vegetable version!
Shinoda continued to scream about it!
Just why is only the haunted house so scary?!
Takahashi, who watched Shinoda's scary impersonation from the side, asked her about it!
I don't really know, but...
Well, I guess it's scary...
She said it in such a scary way...
She was crying even before the recording started...
I wonder if they made her do that dark impression...
I wonder... I wonder...
I wonder...
I don't really know, you know...
I see... Even though I used a script, it didn't work out at all...
Takahashi couldn't get any information...
What is that?!
Hey! Hey!
This terrifying audience...
She even asked other members about it!
Shinoda, are you okay?!
Can I say something now?!
Yes!
Right now...
Shinoda said...
Just why is only the haunted house so scary?!
What did you say?!
Just why is only the haunted house so scary?!
Yes!
Can I ask you something?
Yes!
Do you know anything about haunted houses?
I... I don't know...
First of all, the way they use "chiyu" is a little different...
It's not "dechiyu", it's "dachiyu", right?
Ah, it's "dachiyu", right?
Yes!
Can you tell me a little about "dechiyu"?
Well...
I...
I don't know...
I don't know... I don't know, Chief.
I don't know.
So we set up an interview room to ask Shinoda himself directly.
But there is a secret in this room!
In fact, in the curtain behind Shinoda...
A ghost role is on standby!
I'm going to drop Goto P into hell!
Based on Shinoda's personality...
If he's not afraid of ghost roles, he'll definitely come here.
If that's the case, the mystery won't be solved.
So Shinoda is going to surprise Goto P and make him admit that he hates ghosts!
Hide-and-seek, direct hit start!
Is it okay for me to be here?
No.
No?
Wait a minute. I'll be done soon.
Okay.
Um...
Actually...
Um...
Shinoda, who is a tough guy...
Yes.
He said that he only wants Goto P to be scared of ghosts.
Yes.
He said that he only wants Goto P to be scared of ghosts.
Yes.
Why were you so scared?
I wasn't scared.
As expected, he denied it!
You said that you'd surrender before the shoot.
Did I say that?
Yes.
Um...
Why did you say that?
I guess I was moved.
Were you moved?
Yes.
Shinoda is trying to deceive Goto P by saying meaningless things!
I know I'm going to be scared, but I don't want to go in.
I know someone will definitely come out of here, but I don't want to go in.
I know people will come out of here, but I don't want to go in.
Shinoda seems to hate being surprised even though he knows it.
Then, let's see what kind of reaction he'll show us if we shoot Goto P!
Will you say no?
Yes.
Why?
Because I'm scared.
Because you're scared?
Because I'm scared.
You're scared, aren't you?
Yes, I'm scared of haunted houses.
Um...
Ah!
No!
Stop it!
What?!
Stop it!
How is it? Did you like it?
I told you I don't like being surprised!
It seems like she doesn't like being shot in the back either.
And then...
Who is it?
Who is it? Who is it?
A mysterious truth has been revealed!
Shinoda hates being surprised!
And when she does surprise people, they come back to her!
That's amazing!
And with that...
Shinoda-san really does hate being surprised!
Next up is a special feature!
Team B's Mayu-yuko and Watanabe Mayu!
She often says strange, meaningless words!
She hates being surprised!
Ahhh! I'm scared!
I want to go to grandma's house! I'm scared!
Watanabe and Kojima enter the house together!
It seems like like Shinoda, she doesn't like haunted houses!
When they enter the house...
No! No! I really don't like it!
What?! Stop it! Stop it!
Huh? What's that voice?
Kojima screams like he's hearing someone else's voice!
And in the next moment...
Watanabe says strange words that you wouldn't think were from this world!
Let's hear it!
Yahoi! What is Yahoi?!
Yahoi! Yahoi! Yahoi! Yahoi!
Did you hear that? Yahoi!
And finally, when spicy food appears in the studio...
Now that we've come this far, it's impossible for me to listen to you anymore!
What is the identity of Watanabe's strange words?
There!
It's an incident!
Watanabe Mayu, also known as Mayu,
has recently been saying meaningless words.
I've been a celebrity reporter for 33 years,
but this is the first time I've heard of such a bizarre mystery.
What meaning do her words have?
We were able to obtain important evidence that could help us with this,
from people who are close to her.
First of all, please watch this video.
Thank you for your time.
Um, it's really bad if my face gets in the video,
but is it okay?
Under the condition of anonymity,
when Mayu said "yahoi!"
she was able to talk to people who were in the same place.
What is "yahoi!"?
"Yahoi!" is...
Um, I...
I don't know because "yahoi!" came out of nowhere,
but I think it's "yatta ne hoi!" (yay, I did it!)
I like ghosts,
so I tried to say "yatta ne hoi!" as a senior,
but I think it became "yahoi!"
Thank you for your time.
Is it over?
In addition,
three people who know Mayu well
gave valuable testimony about that person's image.
It's a little surprising.
I think Mayuyu is an alien!
Just like bizarre words,
Mayuyu's mysterious image is clear.
However,
the mystery of words is still deeply embedded in the veil.
Therefore, in order to approach the mysterious truth,
we carried out a certain strategy.
Everyone, please take a look at this.
From now on, Mayu will come to this recording studio.
When something unexpected happens, Mayu says strange words.
We, who noticed it, with the help of the manager, set up a hidden camera in one corner of the studio.
On the desk, we prepare Mayu's favorite manga and figures.
We observe if strange words come out of Mayu's mouth.
The time from entering the studio to starting recording is about 20 minutes.
Will strange words come out in the meantime?
Here it comes.
Oh, oh!
I can hear a voice.
What?!
It's very exciting.
What?! What?! Wait a minute!
What is this?
I don't know. I wonder what it is.
Did someone forget it?
Who forgot it?
I don't know.
Wait a minute!
It's a present for you, Mayu.
What?! What?! Wait a minute!
What?! Wait a minute!
Why did you leave it like this? Wait a minute!
After this, Mayu screams!
To solve Mayu's mystery of words, we start monitoring.
Will strange words come out of Mayu's mouth again?
I can hear a voice.
What?! Wait a minute!
It's very exciting.
What?! What?! Wait a minute!
I don't know. I wonder what it is.
Someone forgot it.
Whose birthday is it?
I don't know.
What?! Wait a minute!
It's a present for you.
What?! What?! Wait a minute!
Why did you put it like this?!
Can I touch it?
Yes, you can.
The reaction is good.
This is fast.
The result is coming out.
She's getting something now.
It's a figure.
She's getting a figure.
It's amazing.
Where did you make this figure?
It's "yabbya".
It just came out.
Yes.
"yabbya".
The observation team is in a hurry.
They catch the mysterious words as soon as possible.
But after that,
her calm eyebrows don't say anything
and focus on the figure.
And now,
she's passionate about the manga.
Oh, it's my brother's figure.
Oh, it's cute.
And at that moment,
her eyebrows put down the manga.
I can't hold it anymore.
I have to hold it for about three days.
Then,
she found two small boxes on the desk.
Actually,
when you open this box,
it's a toy cockroach.
On the other side,
it's a spring toy.
When her eyebrows are surprised,
strange words may come out again.
Could it be...
And...
- What's up, you idiot? - What?
- You're excited, aren't you? - I'm not excited!
- You're excited, aren't you? - Wait, there's something here.
Look at this.
Sasaki-san, what is this?!
- Someone played a prank on you. - Who? Isn't it weird? Why is there something like this?
- Like meow. - Meow?!
I don't know.
With 3 minutes remaining, they succeeded in catching 3 strange words.
And there...
- What are you doing, Maiko?! - My eyes hurt!
Just like Mayu, Kashima-ni, who came for the recording, appeared.
With a conversation partner, will there be more words?
(Laughing)
She was just having fun.
Monitoring ends here.
Iguchi, trying to understand Bayou's bizarre words, hits Bayou directly.
Excuse me.
Excuse me for a moment.
I'm Iguchi, a reporter for AKB News Japan.
Yes.
Do you have a moment?
Sure.
She explained the situation to Bayou and asked about the mystery of the words.
Sometimes I feel like I'm saying things I don't understand.
That's right. But I think you were saying pretty normal words.
No, I said "pyaa".
No, you didn't say that.
I did say it.
No, no, no.
I did say it.
No, you didn't say that.
Huh?
You did say it, right?
I did say it.
Bayou accepts Bayou's words surprisingly easily. What exactly do those words mean?
This is...
Well, I got excited without thinking and said it without thinking.
What does it mean?
It's like "yabai".
It's like "yabai"?
Yes.
Wait, wait, wait!
Please calm down for a moment.
"Yabai".
Bayou's bizarre words that come out when she gets excited certainly existed.
"Yahoi", "yahoi", "yahoi".
She's cute.
After this, "ikareru ni to" approaches the mystery!
The next mystery is...
Why does "ni to omoe no" happen so often?
According to the instructor's instructions, the members do self-sufficiency life in a military training camp.
The instructor's orders against the food team are...
Isn't it weird?
Yeah.
It's weird.
They catch "funamushi", which is a fish-fishing bait.
What? It's impossible!
Oh, no!
While the members who hate insects are doing nothing...
Suddenly, "funamushi" attacks "nitou".
"Funamushi" catches "nitou".
Meanwhile...
"Kitahara" was afraid of "funamushi" and didn't do anything.
"Kitahara" got angry and "nitou" said...
Do it! Do it! I hate people who don't do it.
Yeah, I know.
"Kitahara" was surprised and angry at "nitou".
"Kitahara" is OK, right?
"Kitahara" was caught! "Kitahara" was caught!
"Kitahara" was caught!
"Kitahara" was OK!
"Kitahara" succeeded in catching "funamushi".
"nitou" said...
No!
"Kitahara" wanted to ride a roller coaster but...
"Kitahara" said "no" to "funamushi".
With mature response, "kitahara" won once!
phones, jump up!
" Kitahara" said "sorry" once!
" wheelchair " can't turn back for sure.
"kitahara" was pleased with "nitou".
Moneno is very kind in private, but when it comes to work, she's definitely scary.
When the older members are noisy or making noise at the recording site, she doesn't say, "Shut up! Shut up!" but "Be quiet!"
She's like a mother, isn't she?
When it comes to work, the second party seems to be scary.
So...
Let's do it.
Reporter Nomura is anxious about her first job in a while.
Will she get angry? Or will she get scared? Let's interview the second party herself.
Good morning.
Um... Actually...
Um... Today...
The second party, Moeno-san, who is here with me...
Is it really easy for you to get angry?
That's what I'm going to interview you about.
Ms. Nomura got angry at you for not taking "I hate you" from you.
It's not like that, but...
Is that so?
No, it's not like I got angry at you.
In general...
Ms. Futahara got so angry that her lips turned purple.
I saw it at the scene.
Oh, no!
The second party seems to be angry at the joke of reporter Nomura.
So...
This is a souvenir for you.
I don't need it.
If you eat this, you won't get angry.
Yes.
How is it?
It's good.
It's good? Thank you.
Despite Ms. Nomura's rude behavior,
the second party is magnanimous.
A few days later, when she talked to Ms. Kitahara...
Moeno is a good woman of the good old days who can say no to bad things.
I hope you will continue to guide Moeno in the future.
The reason why the second party got angry...
It was because of her passion for work.
Here's the next mystery.
Is Mikau Komori really a natural person?
What? No, you're wrong!
Is it 110%?
110%! 110%!
Komori Mika has been showing her natural side in various situations.
Komori-san, to someone?!
Come, Komori!
Ah!
Then, Murao-chan!
Let me go!
When the camera is facing her, the probability of her laughing is 100%!
Eh?!
As expected of a fool!
Stas thought.
As expected of a suspicious person!
Here, Komori Mika's calculation natural suspicion arose!
When we asked Komori and her colleague, Maeda Ami...
Komori is...
Natural is natural, but...
When she's alone...
Um...
Rather than saying this comment, saying "this comment is more interesting"...
What?!
Komori had calculated the order of the comments in advance, but...
In order to confirm everything...
We directly attacked Komori herself!
Today...
Um... Komori-san's natural...
That's not it.
Komori denies natural calculation.
Is it pure natural?
Um... Komori isn't natural.
It's normal.
She's doing it properly.
She denies being natural.
Then what is it?
I'm a normal person.
I'm a normal farmer.
Farmer?
In the meantime, Ami-san...
Yes?
Um... When the camera wasn't rolling...
There's a testimony that you were talking to yourself...
I won't say it! Really!
What is it?
I think it's Ami-san's misunderstanding.
I'm pretty... Um...
I'm not good at...
Then...
Komori-san, is it natural?
Or is it calculation?
Komori is a genius!
Komori says she's a genius!
Come to think of it,
there was something like this before.
In 90 minutes of practice,
we plan to clear the task.
Challenge the AKB!
Let's challenge Komori!
Within 30 seconds per month,
we'll break five balloons in a row!
Actually, in the pre-simulation by the staff,
in 90 minutes of practice,
it was difficult to even fly an arrow.
The task clearance was quite strict.
However, in reality,
Komori is...
30 seconds!
Wow!
She easily blew away the thread, and in just 20 seconds, she won five in a row!
Yes, Komori is a genius!
That's right!
Yes, Komori may be a genius beyond calculation and naturalness!
I knew it! I was a genius!
Weekly AKB news!
On October 27th, AKB48's 18th single "BEGINNER" will be released!
There are six formations in this choreography, and each stage will be replaced by a center member!
Please look forward to a dance performance that will reveal new charms!
On October 9th and 10th, AKB48's Tokyo Autumn Festival will be held!
The new song "BEGINNER" will be unveiled for the first time!
In addition...
SDN48's debut single "GAGA" will be unveiled!
And a new group, NMB48, will be introduced!
AKB48, which hides unknown possibilities...
A new mystery may arise from it alone!
AKB news japan will continue to reveal the mysteries of AKB48 in the future!
That's all for tonight!
Bonne soirée!