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"Nigate Kokufuku" club!
Yeah!
Idols should not have weaknesses.
That's where...
"Nigate Kokufuku" club was formed.
A fierce battle against your own weaknesses.
With its director, Minami Takahashi, 13 members have joined the club.
This week, Komori and Sashihara will challenge Obokia style of Kokufuku.
Will Takajo be able to overcome her weak speech?
Weekly AKB "Nigate Kokufuku" club!
What is Aki's weakness?
Her weak speech.
I don't know what I'm saying to my friends on the phone.
I think it's pretty bad.
You said "pretty bad", didn't you?
No way!
And next to her... Huh?
Why are you here?
I don't know why I'm here, either.
Actually, in the recording of the opening cut...
I'm not good at losing and I'm not good at winning.
You're not good at winning?
It's my love song.
Are you okay?
Takahashi's weak speech is...
Urgent!
To improve their weak speech, we've invited a special teacher.
Ms. Nomura of Alance School! Please come in!
She's so pretty!
She's a weak speech expert, Ms. Nomura of Alance School.
a-i-u-e-o
A professional who teaches correct way of speaking will improve your speech.
Ms. Takajo, how bad is your speech?
By the way, we have a text book.
A text book?
There are many Chinese characters.
Is it a newspaper?
Yes, it is.
But it's a mean newspaper.
Is it mean?
Yes, it is.
In fact, it's a newspaper with many difficult tasks and businesses.
When we asked Ms. Takajo, who has a weak speech expert, to read it...
I'll read it.
Yes, please.
The 2004 Shikoku Tourist Area Board of Directors...
Huh?
First of all, the Shikoku Tourist Area Board of Directors is confused.
Next...
According to the Board of Directors,
In Kagawa Prefecture...
Kagawa Prefecture can't say it clearly.
You're not confident.
Yes, I'm not.
You're nervous.
Yes.
Then, you should say the same thing.
I'll say it.
All right.
Wait a minute.
What's wrong with you?
It's hot.
Wait a minute.
It's heavy.
It's all right. I'll say it normally.
Ready...
Go!
The 2004 Shikoku Tourist Area Board of Directors...
According to the 2004 Shikoku Tourist Area Board of Directors...
In Kagawa Prefecture, the number of Shikoku Tourist Area Board of Directors...
The number of Shikoku Tourist Area Board of Directors is 0.7% increase of the previous year.
5,935,000 people visited Shikoku Tourist Area Board of Directors for two consecutive years.
"Muahawaru" becomes "umamawaru".
It's two places.
It's hot.
Everyone, you don't have a mouth to shut yet.
You don't have a mouth to shut.
When they become able to read this manuscript eloquently...
They'll recover from their weakness.
Lesson one.
Increasing tongue muscle strength.
In fact, tongue has age.
By fixing the jaw and pronouncing "ra", you can measure the movement of the tongue.
How old is AKB's tongue age?
Let's start with Ms. Takajo.
Tongue age is 50 years old.
"Motsureru".
"Motsureru" is my tongue age.
I'm 18 years old.
18 years old.
Tongue age is 50 years old.
Next is Ms. Takahashi.
She's powerful.
Tongue age is 10 years old.
Next is Ms. Watanabe.
Tongue age is 30 years old.
Next is Ms. Komori.
Tongue age is 70 years old.
Next is Ms. Ohta.
Tongue age is 30 years old.
Lastly is Ms. Ijiri.
Next is Ms. Sensei.
Ms. Sensei's tongue age is 20 years old.
Hey! That's a human national language!
On TV Tokyo.
That's good.
She's in her teens.
That's amazing.
Is it because you're moving your tongue?
That's right. It's fast.
To make your tongue age better,
you will train your tongue muscles with the sound "ra".
Ready, go!
Concentrate on breathing with your stomach and make the PET bottle inflate or dent it.
With this training, you will be able to make a loud voice.
You look good.
You look cute, but your lung capacity is amazing.
Thank you for your hard work.
It's hot!
Yes.
It's getting hot.
Lesson 3. How to open the right mouth.
First, from "a" mouth, "a".
It's like a fist goes in like this.
"a".
Next, "i".
"i" is "i" when you ask horizontally.
"i" "i"
Next, "u" is like kissing someone far away.
"u" "u"
"e" is "e" from "i"
"e" like "anthanio inoki"
"e" "e" "e" "e"
"o" is "o" when you shout.
"o" "o" "o" "o"
"a" "i" "u" "e" "o" "o"
Let's do it in a row.
The effect will change depending on how weird your face is.
Ready, start!
"a" "i" "u" "e" "o"
Good job!
I want to eat it!
Do this for three minutes a day.
If you do it like that,
your tongue will improve in a week.
Really?!
Now, let's see if your tongue has really improved in three lessons!
Takahashi, who read this news article before the lesson...
In the Kagawa Prefectural Department of Health and Welfare...
My tongue has improved in two years in a row.
Takahashi, who was a god before the lesson...
What are the results of the lesson?
According to the 2004 Shikoku Metropolitan Tourism Area Tourist Mobilization Situation...
The number of tourists in Kagawa Prefecture who are 15 countries...
increased by 0.7% year-over-year and 5,935,000 people...
and improved by two years in a row.
Good job!
I want to eat it!
Without chewing even once, her tongue has improved!
Next, Takahashi will challenge!
Before the lesson...
According to the Tourist Inflow Situation of Shikoku Tourist Area...
Kagawa Prefecture's...
Takajo, who had a bad tongue-twister!
Will she recover from it?!
According to the 2004 Shikoku Tourist Inflow Situation of Shikoku Tourist Area...
Kagawa Prefecture's Shikoku Tourist Inflow Situation of Shikoku Tourist Area...
The annual income increased by 0.7%...
With 5,935,000 people...
In two consecutive years, it has increased by 1,000 people!
Wow!
Amazing!
A wonderful success!
She has never chewed a doll again!
And so...
Takajo has recovered!
Congratulations!
After this, it's a haunted house!
I'm sorry, I'll let you in!
Daihara is furious!
Weekly AKB's Bad Tongue Twister Club!
What does Komori not like?
She doesn't like haunted houses!
That's true!
Isn't it dark just to go in?
It's dark, that's for sure!
I really don't like that!
I want to recover!
I want to!
She said it!
She said she hates haunted houses and she'll recover in one shot!
She prepared a special haunted house!
Amazing!
You didn't have to spend so much money!
Amazing!
This is the haunted house that Goto P has prepared for us!
First of all, they enter from the entrance and listen to Piero's orders.
Then, they rescue Cinderella who is trapped in the prison.
If they succeed, they will be rewarded.
However, in the middle of the darkness...
Various traps...
Wait a minute!
Oh, Ms. Shino!
Well...
There is one more loser in here.
Loser?!
Who is it?!
It's you who is not a loser!
It's you who is not a loser?!
Speaking of "it's you who is not a loser",
Even though they were given a second chance in the show...
Bungie couldn't fly!
Get out of here, Queen!
This time, in order to pay for their sins...
They will challenge the haunted house!
The other members will monitor the situation.
Then, let's start!
It's dark and I can't see anything.
This way?
I don't want to go!
She's coming!
What?!
Oh, I was wrong!
It's dark and I can't see anything.
First of all, I think she will kick you without realizing it.
She avoided it without kicking you!
This way?
No! I don't want to go!
It's Ms. Shino's clown.
I'm scared of losers!
This way...
Mr. Ogoto?
Come this way...
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm surprised!
Who are you?!
A little closer...
I'm scared! I don't want to go!
Please open this.
Something strange will happen to your feet, right?
She grabbed your feet!
She's getting closer! She's grabbing something!
Please open this.
I don't want to go near you!
There is a piece of paper in it.
What's in it?
Take a look at the paper.
What does it say?
1, 2, 5, 3.
2, 2, 5, 3.
3, 5, 2, 2...
There is a prison over there.
Prison?
I don't want to go!
Open the lock.
Enter the prison.
Save Cinderella.
Cinderella?
Go over there.
There is a prison.
Be careful!
I don't want to go!
Hey!
Straight ahead.
It says I'm not good at it! It's annoying!
Geez!
I'm not good at it! It's tough.
What?
We can see the prison.
Scary.
It's scary.
They're saying something.
Now, open the prison's lock and go inside.
What? What are you doing?
That's Cinderella.
She's asking you to help her.
Please be quiet for now.
I'm doing my morning exercise!
The lock is on the left.
It won't...
What? What?
It won't open?
It won't...
I said it won't! I'm scared! Don't say it!
It won't open!
That's Cinderella.
Please help me!
I don't know how to open it.
I'm scared! I'm really scared!
I know! I know! I know! I really know!
I know!
I know! I know!
It's 1, 2, 5, 3...
Wait a minute...
I can't...
My hands are shaking...
Your hands are shaking.
You're really bad at this.
There it is!
Finally!
Do we have to go in?
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
I don't want to go in! I don't want to go in!
I'm scared!
Excuse me.
Over there...
It's low, the ceiling.
It's hard for you to think!
It's hard for me to think!
Excuse me.
It's in! It's in! It's in!
It's in! It's in! Come in!
I know! I know! I know! I know! I really know!
If you think about a Cinderella, you'll get a different reaction.
Hello.
It's in!
Come in!
It's in!
It looks like you!
It looks like me?
Yeah, it looks like you!
You're kidding!
Hurry up and come out!
It's out! It's out!
It's out now!
Hurry up and come out!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Go away!
Will there be more of this kind of attack?
The prince will appear here.
He's coming!
It's out!
I have to do something to make a sound.
It's out!
I was caught!
It's out!
I'm sorry!
I was caught!
Don't mess with me!
Until the end!
What?
What is this TV?
I'm going to let you go to the bathroom.
Did you get caught?
It's out!
I'm an idol!
Sashara couldn't save Cinderella.
Will she be able to overcome it?
If I'm lucky,
I'm sure I can go back.
Go back?
It's not good, Komori-san.
I think you'll collapse.
Don't worry.
Komori-san hates clowns.
Besides ghosts,
Komori-san is not good at clowns.
Komori-san, let's see.
It's out!
What is it?
It's pretty fast, isn't it?
It's about to collapse, isn't it?
What is it?
I can't see it.
This way.
It's pretty fast.
It looks like a clown.
This way.
Komori-san hates clowns.
Please come a little closer.
Her legs...
It's pretty fast, isn't it?
It's about to collapse, isn't it?
Komori-san hates clowns.
Really?
I won't give you what you want.
You're an idiot!
What should we do?
Please open this box.
There's a piece of paper in it.
Now, look at it.
1,253.
Now, go over there.
It's weird.
It's not like it used to be.
Not at all.
It's only been five minutes.
Is it going to save me? It used to say it wasn't good at it.
Open this lock.
To the left?
To the left, straight ahead.
It's not easy at all.
It's pretty easy.
Yes.
This?
How do you say it? "Seafook"?
I said "seafook"!
I said it wrong.
Now, go straight ahead.
No!
What do we do? What do we do? What do we do?
The key is on the left side.
This way?
To the left, to the left.
It's fast.
A little further down, there's a key.
Now, put together the numbers we saw earlier.
Yes.
It's open. What do we do?
It's open! It's open! It's fast!
It's fast! It's fast!
If I had been here...
I would have definitely told you, ma'am.
Ma'am! Excuse me! Excuse me!
I said "cynderella", ma'am!
Come out!
What is this?
I don't like this kind of play.
It's not a play.
I'm touching something.
It's shoes.
It looks like shoes.
I'm going to see what you're touching.
Oh, crow's shoes.
No!
What?
I don't like anything anymore.
It's a crane!
It's a crow! It's a crow!
It's a crow!
It's a crane!
There's a step, so it's dangerous!
Only a crow looks like a crane!
I'm scared. What should I do?
What is this?
Who is that person?
Who?
Welcome, welcome.
Welcome back, Komori.
Wow, wow, welcome back.
That was really fast.
You know, you might be the only one here.
Even though I'm short.
As an AKB member, you can't broadcast while you're short.
Shinoda-san, you can't do it, can you?
No, I can do it.
You did your best. You were scared, weren't you?
I was really scared. I was about to die.
What was scary about it?
There was someone who looked like an old lady.
An old lady?!
Tell me about it!
After that, something came from the left, didn't it?
It looked like an old man.
An old man?!
It wasn't a gathering of relatives.
You were able to overcome it, weren't you?
I'm glad.
Even you got closer.
You were walking smoothly.
I'm glad.
Yeah.
I'm glad.
Cinderella wasn't able to save herself.
But Komori was able to overcome her weakness.
I'm glad. I'm glad.
After this, AKB's "One Word Theater" will open!
AKB's "One Word Theater"!
Yeah!
AKB's "One Word Theater" is...
When a member is given a certain situation,
they will be asked to say a word based on the situation.
The topic is...
"Excuses for being late".
The first actress is Sayaka Akimoto.
Sayaka is late for measuring her body.
Let's watch it!
Action!
What are you doing?!
Yesterday, I was making things with my mom.
I'm sorry for being late.
But I wanted to grow taller!
They say you can grow up if you sleep.
Let's ask her.
I have a question for Maeda-san.
What does "tsumire" have to do with anything?
"Neruko"?
What does "neruko" mean?
Does it mean "fish" in kanji?
"neruko" means "to sleep" in Japanese.
It's like "nezuchi".
The next actress is Itano Tomomi.
She was late for school.
Let's take a look!
What were you doing?!
Why are you angry?
Why are you angry in the morning?
Sensei, you look cool today, too!
Bye!
Wow!
That's mean!
Sensei, I can't say anything!
You didn't use this, did you?
No, I didn't.
You didn't?
I was scolded.
The next actress is Julina Batsui.
She's late for a date.
Let's take a look!
I'm sorry!
What are you doing?!
Well...
I'm really bad at waking up, but...
To tell you the truth, I woke up three hours ago.
But...
I was thinking about you.
And I thought I should dress up.
And...
Before I knew it, it's been a while.
And now it's this late.
OK!
What are you doing?!
So you're the one I like?
That's right!
You're the one I like.
But we have to keep in touch in advance, don't we?
That's right.
The next actress is Love Tam.
Mr. Oguta!
Yes!
Let's say it!
I'm late for work!
You're late for work!
Yes!
This is what Mr. Oguta says when he's late for work.
Ready...
Action!
Let's take a look!
I'm sorry!
What were you doing?!
Well...
I'll tell you why.
I ate yakisoba in the morning.
I'll meet you here tomorrow.
I was looking at it for a long time and it was too late.
Green laver got stuck in my teeth for a long time.
It's hard to eat green laver. I brushed my teeth.
But it's hard for me to eat green laver.
Green laver...
Good morning.
OK!
Green laver! Green laver!
Green laver!
It's stuck in my teeth.
It's perfect to eat green laver.
I can't get angry at all. It's delicious.
The next actress is Atsuko Maeda.
She was late for work.
Let's watch it.
What were you doing?
Why are you angry?
What time is it now?
It's 7.40, isn't it?
It's 7.50.
Wasn't it 10 minutes ago?
Oh, I was late for 10 minutes.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Thank you.
It's possible.
Have you ever been late for 10 minutes on purpose like you are doing now?
I'm sorry.
Oh, you haven't?
I haven't.
When you don't know whether it will be broadcasted or not, you can't help it if you say it.
This week's logo was Takin of Umeda Ayaka.