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Shunkan AKB Free Test!
Huh? What's going on?
It's a TV show.
A TV show?
It's a TV show.
Why?
Do we have to test new songs when we're busy?
Can you say that again?
I couldn't hear you.
Do we have to test new songs when we're busy?
What does that have to do with it?!
Shunkan AKB Free Test!
This show is brought to you by and for AKB.
This is Shunkan AKB!
The show's title changes every week.
Whose song is it?
This week, we have a large group of 18 members.
Idols must not neglect their studies.
Let's get started!
This year's final decision.
Free test!
While they're busy with their schedules...
They have to test how much they've studied.
After this...
The members also get points.
A shocking "stupid queen" is born!
On a certain day in January...
The staff visits the theater to tell them about the final test in a week.
What if we end up eating sweets in a new song?
You said you wanted to do the "stupid queen" dance, right?
Yeah, I said I wanted to do the "stupid queen" dance.
Actually...
It's a free test.
I wanted to do a free test.
So I'm here to give you a reference book.
Free test...
You're doing it again?!
Start!
Last September, the show held a "shunkan" test!
This test was conducted a week before the exam submission reference book was distributed, so...
The first place goes to... Nakanishi-san!
Congratulations!
How well they studied for a week before the exam was revealed in the exam results!
That's amazing, Yagami-chan!
Ah, this is it!
And so, for this final test as well...
The national language, society, English reference book for exam subjects will be distributed to participating members!
Test questions will be asked from among these questions...
As a result of the exam, whether or not they worked hard will all be revealed!
And one week later, on the day of the final test...
The members who worked hard to study until just before recording...
Will they be able to aim for high scores?!
Shall we get started?
Let's get started!
Let's start with the national language!
Time limit is 15 minutes!
Ready...
Start!
The national language includes...
Questions about how to make sentences using kanji...
Questions about how to answer difficult kanji readings...
Questions about how to fill holes in kanji and complete the sentence...
1 question = 5 points, all 20 questions = 100 points!
It seems like it's harder than last time.
It seems like it's the same as last week's "shunkan" test.
Eh, really?!
It's the same level.
That means everyone's learning ability has decreased!
Next up is "society"...
Questions about how to answer historical figures...
Questions about how to fill holes in kanji and complete the sentence...
All of these questions are 100 points!
And the last enhancement, English, is Japanese translation questions in English,
questions about the A-ton of parts of the body, and so on!
Out of 100 points, three enhancements make a total of 300 points!
Time's up!
After this, we'll have a surprise question and answer session!
"Himaline" and "Answer Session"!
Let's start with the Japanese translation questions!
The first question is this!
Make a sentence using 'as if it was raining water'.
Here is the answer!
Watanabe Mayu.
When Takahashi Minami speaks, the studio becomes as quiet as if it was raining water.
That is the answer!
What is this?!
It's such an old name!
But what is it like in reality?
It's not like that, is it?
- It's this. - Ah, it's now!
- It's now! - It's now raining water!
I think everyone got it right, but there are people who got it wrong.
Gunson baka Yagami-san.
My palm hurts like I spilled water.
What does it mean?
My palm hurts like I spilled water.
Are you spilling water? Do you always spill water?
Pashan!
The next question is this.
Make a sentence using 'guunonemo denai.'
The example answer is Kitahara-san.
My eyebrows are too cute that I can't make guunonemo denai.
Do you know what it means?
My eyebrows are too cute that I can't make guunonemo denai.
Do you think your eyebrows are that cute?
My eyebrows are too cute that I can't make guunonemo denai.
That is correct!
But there are people who got it wrong.
Unfortunately, Miyazawa-san...
Miyazawa-san!
Miyazawa-san's answer is...
My eyes are small and big, but I don't have 'guunonemo denai.'
My eyes are small and big, but I don't have 'guunonemo denai.
I want you to say "choki" and "pa" sounds.
By the way, can you say "choki" and "pa" sounds?
Choki!
Pa!
I can't read it anymore.
Next is a question answering difficult kanji readings.
The answer is...
Kuwabara-san!
Here it is!
"Kusemono", "iruka", "gobo", "shishamo"
You read "shishamo" well!
No, I read it in textbooks.
You're great. If you read textbooks, you'll know it.
You'll know it.
The one you got wrong is...
Acchan, do you remember it?
Here it is!
"shikisha", "iruka", "katatsumuri", "eringi"
eringi
That's weird.
"sakana" to "kinoko"
I remembered "kinoko".
You remembered "kinoko"? Why?
I was wondering what "kinoko" was, so I read it.
You just got it wrong.
Next is a question answering official kanji readings.
Mohan Kai and Watanabe Mai!
Marriage, entrance exam, Shintaro Katsumata, "Bankoku Hakuran Kai"
Do you know who Shintaro Katsumata is?
Is he one of the songwriters?
No, not at all.
He's a legendary actor.
Zatoichi.
He's Tamao Nakamura's husband.
Let's see who's wrong.
Miranda Takahashi.
Who is Shintaro Katsumata?
Since I'm wrong, I'm going to fill in between "katsu" and "shin" for now.
So you made the end of the "takaami" part.
I see.
Let's see Aki-chan's answer.
Here it is, Aki-chan.
What does "katsu" mean?
"Katsu" means "shinmai"?
Does that mean "katsu" is newer than "kome" (rice)?
Isn't newer "kome" more delicious?
So, newer "kome" wins against newer "katsu".
What does newer "kome" win against?
Um... newer "kome"?
I don't know when they fought, though.
Next up is "anaume" from a famous haiku.
The correct answer is...
Rena Matsui.
As expected!
You're the best!
Here it is.
"Suzume no ko", "sokonoke sokonoke", "ouma ga touru" (a horse passes by)
"Yasegaeru", "makeruna isssa", "kore ni ari" (this is what it means)
"Nakanu nara", "koroshite shimae", "hototoru" (if you don't cry, kill me, hototoru)
The one who got it wrong is...
Ganso baka Yagami-san!
- That's pretty good! - It's pretty good.
Here it is, go ahead!
"Suzume no ko", "sokonoke sokonoke", "nanika ga touru" (something passes by)
- It's scary! - What is it?
- "nanika ga touru" (what passes by)
"Yasegaeru", "makeruna isssa", "kore ni ari" (this is what it means)
"Nakanu nara", "koroshite shimae", "hototoru" (if you don't cry, kill me, hototoru)
- "hakashite" (kill) is a weird word. - Okay!
First of all, what passed in front of "suzume no ko"?
I didn't know what passed in front of it, so I didn't think anything would pass in front of it.
I knew it passed in front of it!
- It's fast! - I knew it would pass in front of it!
"Yasegaeru", "makeruna isssa", "kore ni ari" (this is what it means)
- This is... - Not a good feeling?
It's not about whether it's a good feeling or not!
And once again, this person gave us a completely different answer!
- Aki-chan! - Yes? - Here it is!
"Sparrow's nest, nest over there, nest over there," there was "nokonoko."
If you cry, you'll die.
"It's cold," "it's scary," "why is it like that?!"
- It wasn't like that at all! - Oh, "kill me," right?
- There was a lot of that image of cruelty, so I thought "die," and... - "Die," right?
Also, what is "nokonoko"?
There were too many "hiraranas" and I didn't know where to cut them.
- What is "nokonoko"? - "Nest over there, nest over there," there was "nokonoko."
Oh, and there was also "nokonoko," "nokonoko," "this kid is flying."
- That's it! - Oh, I see!
- I thought there weren't enough letters. - As expected of the mobile generation!
- They've changed and gone down. - Yes, it happens a lot.
- This isn't good! - What?
- This kind of problem isn't good! - "This kid is flying," right?
Next up is "Society's Answers Meeting"!
Here are today's questions!
The first question is "History's Sentences, Anaume Questions."
The model answer is S.K.E. Kuwabara!
During the Warring States Period, like Akechi Mitsuhide, who is said to have been in Honnō-ji,
"the lower class changed for the upper class," and "reforms" were often carried out.
- Congratulations! - Kuwabara, you're amazing!
However, what is the answer to "Mini-Nishi"?
- Read it! - "During the Warring States Period,"
the lower class changed for the upper class,
"who is said to have been on the side of the enemy," and "reforms" were often carried out.
- That's amazing! - It's amazing! It feels so real!
For example, you're an ally of the AKB, but you also have an enemy?
Who, for example?
Why are you glancing at me like that?
- Why are you glancing at me like that? - Because we have the same name!
Now that we've looked at the internal circumstances of the AKB...
Next up is a question that answers historical figures.
- The answer is... - Can you hold this up?
It's me!
Tokugawa Ieyasu.
Francisco Zaviel.
And lastly, Sakamoto Ryōma!
- But still, most of them are famous. - Yeah.
If I get this wrong, I'll get bored of you.
I'll get bored of you!
- Who is this? - Tokugawa Ieyasu is Yoshikawa Shiro.
- Who is it?! - Who is it?!
- Who is Yoshikawa Shiro? - But we have the same river, right?
I thought it was a very river-like name.
And when I was looking for a name that goes with the river, I saw this name the most.
Yoshikawa Yoshikawa.
Shall we listen to the next one?
For Zaviel, it's "Peru."
It's a country's name, "Peru."
- It's different from "Perry." - It's "Perry."
- That's right, um... - I'm "Perry."
- You came to Japan a while ago, didn't you? - Yeah.
I came here quite a while ago.
Furthermore, Isako and Ryoma...
You're writing letters I've never seen before!
Ryoma-san...
I just asked you a question and you're stealing it!
But if you look closely...
This one and this one are reversed!
It's true!
Wow!
But it's not amazing at all!
It's true!
The next one is to fill in the gaps between the three prefectures.
If you're a Japanese citizen, you should know this one, right?
The answer is...
Say-chan Miyazawa.
Say-chan Miyazawa?!
Why Say-chan?
What kind of treatment is that?!
The judge of the National Assembly.
Say-chan, did you know about this one?
I did it a lot in junior high school and I remember it very clearly.
You remember it clearly?
But there's someone who's wrong!
Let's look at the answer from Munich.
This one is from Hatoyama City.
Say-chan Miyazawa.
What is this?!
Say-chan Miyazawa has a business license, right?
She's pretty famous because she's always on TV alone.
So Tamori-san is pretty famous, right?
Minomonta-san, Tamori-san...
Say-chan Miyazawa.
What about Miyane-san?
Miyane-san is...
Say-chan Miyazawa and...
Yagami.
And now, a question from Yagami.
I'm sorry. I really don't know much about Japanese politics.
I'm really sorry!
Even though I'm Japanese, I'll study more.
I'm really sorry!
Seriously, I'm really sorry!
- I thought it was really bad! - You thought it was bad, didn't you?
Even though Japan is supporting me, I thought it's bad that I don't know this word.
Do you have such a deep thought?
If you had such a deep thought, you would have wanted to survive, wouldn't you?
The last one is English answers.
First of all, English words corresponding to body parts.
The model answer is "kuwabara-mizuki".
- What about the nose? - Nose.
- What about the shoulders? - Shoulders.
- What about the knees? - Knees.
- As expected of you.
You're wrong, Kojihara!
- Huh? You don't remember being wrong? - No, I knew it quite well.
- You knew it, right? You know "knees" and "knees high", right? - Yes, "knees high".
- You know "shoulder" and "shoulder back", right? - Yes, "shoulder".
- Your shoulders are "soija"! - "Soija"!
- Your knees are "sose"! - "Sose"!
What language is that?! What language is "soija" and "sose"?!
"Sol"... "sol"...
What about Takahashi's answer?
- First of all, "hana" is "no". - "No".
- "Kata" is "kata". - What?!
- You're lying! - For some reason, "hiza" is "he".
- What does that mean?! - "No" is "nosu".
- I thought it was "nosu". - "Nosu", right?
- "Nosu". I thought "tsuzuri" was "ko".
- You thought "nosu" was "tsuzuri" and "no" was "ko"? - Yes.
- "Kata" is "kata". - "Kata" is "kata".
- You thought "kata" was "english"? - Yes, "kata".
- If "kata" is "english", what do you think "kata" is in Japanese?
- In Japanese? "kata". - And in English?
- "kata". - It suddenly got better!
Next up is Japanese translation of everyday English conversations.
- Translate it for me. "good job", "I'm kidding", "you are so gorgeous".
- Matsui-san, congratulations for getting half of it right! - Amazing!
- You know what I mean, right?
"good job", "well done", "I'm kidding", "just kidding", "you are so gorgeous",
"you are so attractive". - Well done!
- However, Matsui got three wrong answers!
- Look at Hargon. Here is his answer.
- The first thing I'm curious about is "you are Gorgeus".
- Who is Gorgeus?
- It's like an Ultraman. - Like a monster? - Yes!
- Gorgeus doesn't know that he is Gorgeus, does he?
- He doesn't know, and then he says "ah"... - Yes, I am Gorgeus.
- Let's move on to the next mistake.
- "good job" means "Bob is a good guy", right?
- Bob and "job" are wrong!
- "you are so gorgeous", "anata wa go-land".
- What does "go-land" mean?
- Isn't "go-land" the last one? - Isn't "go-land" the last one?
- You are laughing, but "love-tan" is also wrong.
- "love-tan"'s answer is...
- "I'm kidding", "watashi wa king".
- The last one is "anata no go-mashi wa doko desu ka?"
- What is "go-mashi" about? - I was eating "osekihan".
- "anata no go-mashi wa doko desu ka?", "watashi ni kashite kudasai", "chotto osekihan ni kashite kudasai"
- Is it that long of a sentence? - It's a story.
- And the last one is...
- Actually, only one person has answered this question.
Matsui Rena-san.
But you know, we all wanted you to answer this one.
What is it?
These were the lyrics of one of your songs.
Go ahead and read it.
If you love me, say you love me. Don't hide it and be honest with me. I wanted to see you.
If you love me, say you love me.
Congratulations!
What was that, Takamina?
- Do you want me to read Takamina's answer? - Go ahead and read it.
Here is Takamina's answer!
I love the world. But it seems like Honest is different.
- Who is Honest? - Honest is...
- Honest? - Honest?
- Honest Honest? - Honest Honest?
Honest Honest?
- Honest Honest? - Who is Honest Honest?
- Who? - Honest Honest?
- Honest Honest?
In this way, all three answers combined are over!
Who will be the finalists of the final test?
Final test finalist announcement!
First, we will announce the top three students who studied hard for a week until the exam!
In third place is...
Ms. Matsurena!
Congratulations!
260 points!
- Out of 300 points! - Out of 300 points, 260 points!
Next, we will announce the finalists!
The finalists are...
Congratulations...
Ms. Kitahara Rie!
Congratulations!
278 points!
How do you feel? Did you think you would be in second place?
No, I was aiming for third place.
What do you mean?
Who were you aiming for?
Who were you going to lose to?
So when it was re-announced, I thought it was over.
You thought you were in second place?
Yes, I'm glad.
And now for the first place announcement!
First place is...
285 points...
Kuwabara Mizuki!
Congratulations!
She's in second place in the SKE!
I'm so happy!
How do you feel, Kuwabara-san?
During the mid-test, Yuka Nakanishi was in first place.
She was dragging it out quite a bit.
Like a catchphrase.
In first place in the mid-test, Yuka Nakanishi!
She was quite irritated.
I want to tell Yuka-chan about it.
Yes.
And now...
The strongest AKB idiot has been decided!
The worst three people who didn't study at all for a week until the mid-test!
Worst three...
Actually, I'll announce the worst two people.
By the way, these two people...
They're not in 45th place.
What?!
The total is...
What is that?!
Then I'll announce it.
Okairi Yagami-kun.
And...
I'm not stupid!
Komori-san!
What?!
I'm not stupid!
You're not stupid!
You can't say you're not stupid!
As expected of you!
As long as it's not stupid, I don't care!
You don't care?
Then...
How do you feel now that you're not stupid?
I'm still fine. I'm in second place.
That's how you think!
You can only look down.
You can't even look up!
Then, with those two people in check...
The new stupid John...
I can't touch him.
You can't touch him!
Be honest!
Where is he?
It's wrong!
What were you doing?
What? It's really like that!
Tell him!
What were you doing?
I'll announce it.
The lowest score is...
Aki-chan!
You studied together with me, didn't you, Aki?
What were you doing?
You studied together with me, didn't you, Aki?
You studied with me, didn't you, Aki?
And with Rei-chan and Momochi-san too.
So, what were you doing?
What were you doing?
You studied together with me.
What was Takajo doing?
In the waiting room just before the final test...
As I said before, Takajo is seriously facing the reference book next to Miyazawa.
But...
Aki-chan!
Thank you.
Ah, my tongue is cut off.
That's terrible. 10 points for national language, 10 points for society, and 5 points for English.
That's right.
I filled in all of them.
I was waiting for you.
You just got 25 points, but how many points were you aiming for?
I'm definitely aiming for 50 points.
Even for me, it's 50 points.
After this, Saitai Takajo has decided on the punishment game!
As you can see, the total number of final tests other than Best 3 and Worst 3 are as follows!
A week has passed since I gave out the reference book!
The difference between people who studied properly and people who didn't is obvious!
Everyone, thank you for your hard work while you were busy!
Weekly AKB news!
It's finally next week, February 17th!
AKB48's new song "Cherry Blossom Ending" is on sale!
Everyone, please look forward to it!
And tonight's "Magisuka Gakuen" is...
I'm scared of rappers in the world.
I don't like it.
I don't need strength.
Finally, it's Stenro and the teacher's turn.
Come on, Maeda.
"Magisuka Gakuen"...
Rush!
With the final test meeting in Takajo,
they get a head massage and a foot massage.
When a stupid high school student in grade 35 was taught by the teacher,
he jumped up to grade 37!
That's amazing!
- Will a miracle happen? - A miracle!
Please do it with both hands!
- Okay, I'll try to get a better head. - Okay.
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
- I'll do it slowly. - Do it slowly.
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Is she stupid? Is it more painful?
- What? What did you say? - Stupid?
You're screaming because you're stupid, right?
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
My head's getting higher and higher and my eyes are getting higher and higher!
This week's logo was one of Batsui's works!