AISubs v3.5
This week's "A.K.B." is a special project!
We'd like to do a prank!
It's called "A.K.B.'s Counterattack"!
For about a month...
We've done a prank plan together!
The theme is "hell"!
Are you okay?
Who's been tricked into a "hell" prank?!
Last December...
A.K.B. and production staff met up for an emergency meeting.
Their grand plan was...
It's about this show's producer, Goto P.
We don't know if we're loved or not.
Like a prank...
We don't really feel love.
We want to make sure of that.
We only feel love when we touch each other.
No one says that!
As soon as the show began...
Goto P. fell in love with the prank!
And...
No! Don't do it!
A fake Hollywood star interview prank where Itano and Kasai colluded!
I'm sorry for making you feel uncomfortable. I'll excuse myself for a moment.
Interpretation is critical.
For these two who are troubled by meeting a Hollywood star...
Should we try it?
Try what?
In English.
We don't have much time.
Holidays are holidays.
Holidays.
Goto P, who tricked them with his smile...
And Maeda too...
And...
Kojima too...
Anyway, most of the members of AKB...
Have become the subject of Goto P's prank.
It's too late to say it now.
We have to make up for it.
Goto P...
Pranks...
Pranks are fun.
That's right. Everyone is being pranked.
That's right.
Everyone is being pranked.
That's right.
If we make up for everyone's parts, we'll have to do something big.
We can't do it all at once, can we?
That's right.
So...
To make up for Goto P's ugly face...
We'll do a prank!
What kind of prank should we do for Goto P?
AKB and the staff will exchange their opinions.
Episode 2 went on air for one hour!
As a result, they set up many pranks and torture Goto P.
If he thinks about AKB, he won't get angry.
Of course, the staff won't let Goto P know about it.
Let's see how much Goto gets angry.
And the theme of the prank is...
Hell.
I knew you'd say that.
Will Goto P be angry about AKB's hell of a prank?
AKB's counterattack! Prank Operation!
First, let's ask the first prankster.
Prankster Haruna Kojima.
I was thinking of doing something cute.
Goto is also in his 50s.
If I say something cute, I think he'll be embarrassed.
Kojima's strategy is not to embarrass Goto P.
But how?
They went to a Santa's house.
I'm a girl.
Kojima signs his photo book.
I signed my photo book.
I'm going to give it to Goto and see if he'll be embarrassed.
Will Goto P be embarrassed with this strategy?
The theme of the prank is...
Goto shooting Goto with a camera so that Goto P doesn't feel uncomfortable.
The operation starts now.
The prank starts!
They go to Goto P, who is on the terrace of the photo book.
What does "dear Yoshipi" mean?
"dear Yoshipi", it's my father.
She is shocked.
Then, she lights up.
What do you think of it?
Here is a new strategy to make Motto Goto P. embarrassed.
That is, when she makes a cake, she tries to make him eat the cream on his finger.
But, she doesn't let him eat it.
He will be embarrassed for sure.
Here you are.
Isn't it cute?
It looks delicious.
This is very delicious. Do you want to eat it?
I'm scared.
Here you are.
I can't do it.
As a producer, she said she can't do it.
But...
Are you kidding me?
Goto P is embarrassed by this smile.
But, this is just a rise in popularity.
That is, during last year's strategy meeting.
For example, what should we do?
If we suddenly do something big, we will be found out.
That's right.
And, in the end, there is a big one.
There are many small ones.
When Mafi-san comes in, I want him to think, "Oh, they are like this."
I see.
I like it.
You have become very attached to me.
You are proud of me.
In the end, there is a big surprise!
Are you happy, Goto P?
The next member is...
Maeda Atsuko!
I'm in China!
The prank was done at the location of the "AKB Ultra" quiz.
The hellish team lost the game and prepared a super spicy special dish!
The spiciness was like hell!
The members suffered a lot!
So...
Let's have Goto P to experience the spiciness of hell!
Maeda heads to Goto P with a hellish spicy dish!
Excuse me!
Dad!
Is it me?
Yes, it's you!
It's easy for you, isn't it, Atsuko?
Is it good?
Of course it is!
You have to eat it!
Yes!
Please drink it all!
It's good!
Is it spicy?
It's spicy!
It's good!
Please eat it!
It's hot!
It's not spicy at all!
It's not spicy!
Do you want more water?
Yes!
I'll bring you more water!
Goodbye!
It's spicy!
Yes, it is!
There's no other show that's this close between an actor and a producer!
It's spicy!
Is it spicy?
It's spicy!
A Little Bit of This Suffering
Did you understand it, Goto-P?
The next prank is at Muramajiska Academy's parking lot.
These two people.
The prankster is Ms. Miyazawa and Yuuko Oshima.
The plan is simple.
Anyway, they will play a prank on Goto-P.
I was told not to do it, but I'll do it next time.
Immediately, they play a prank on Goto-P, who plays with a recording camera.
But...
As they get closer to the back of the car...
There's no free space like this.
Goto and P are surprisingly unresponsive.
The two are not convinced of their reaction.
I'm numb. I'm numb right now.
They're still unresponsive.
Goto-san is cute!
Goto-san is cute today, too!
Then...
Suddenly...
What's wrong with you?
You're making fun of me.
She said something!
That's what making fun of men is like.
But I'm not that bad.
But Goto and P are happy to be friends.
The next prank is...
Challenge! Watanabe's eyebrows!
The prank we're going to do for Goto and P is...
Tarai-sundome!
"Tarai-sundome!" is a game where you have to use a tarai to stop it.
But this time, it's a prank.
Goto and P will drop a tarai on their heads.
I'm going to hit you!
Stop it!
Even here, the program staff is...
I'm going to go see Watanabe.
I'm going to...
What are you doing!?
While lying about getting a DVD comment, she's got Goto P directly in her eyebrows and pretending he's punishing him.
I'm not your guest.
Do you want to practice with me?
You're now a guest!?
Goto, you're not my guest!
I have work to do.
Can we practice with you?
Go ahead and practice with me.
No, I won't.
See?
I'm practicing.
Next!
This flow is actually a strategy.
She doesn't really try to move.
Oshima kneels down and moves Goto P.
In the end, Goto P ended up becoming a practice table.
Goto P is surprisingly easy.
Of course, the punishment is...
Hey! Stop it!
I hit you first and then gave you the gun!
No, I didn't!
I hit you first and then gave you the gun!
No, I didn't!
It seems like Gotopi and the members are getting closer, but...
This is just a prelude!
Yes, it's all for the last prank!
And the theme of this prank is...
Hell!
Yes, it's finally time for the hellish prank!
The 14 members want to share their happiness as much as possible.
We're going to drop Gotopi into hell!
And now, Shinoda will announce their plan!
One of them falls and gets injured.
Then Gotopi answers the phone.
And Gotopi comes out of the car.
And while Gotopi and Shinoda are acting, they ask Gotopi if he's okay.
The staff is actually there.
And Gotopi is actually injured.
But Gotopi's car arrives in front of this skull.
Gotopi will probably worry about his injury and come running.
And then...
A pitfall occurs!
One more time!
This hellish prank is...
Yes, it's a pitfall!
The members who will be acting will be Keganin and Love-tan.
And the people around them will be worried about...
This person!
You have to worry too much about it.
Too much...
Manager-san! Please give me a break!
As you can see from a distance, it's an exaggerated performance of Akimoto!
The other two are from Team B, Mayuri and Kashimari will act as Katani!
And there's only one more prank for "Hell's Prank"!
This time, we've prepared something amazing!
What is it?
Ta-da!
What is it?
This is...
A petition for "Hell's Prank"!
Of course!
It costs money to make a pitfall!
A businessman digs a 3m deep hole with a heavy machine for half a day...
And the money that is hidden is...
Of course, it's the producer's opinion!
And the money is...
I'll announce it!
580,000 yen!
Even for 580,000 yen...
He has to pay for his own pitfall!
It's truly "Hell"!
But it doesn't happen, does it, Mr. Goto?
Meanwhile, Goto and Team B are on their way with a speed wagon...
I see, it started with a prank.
The director said, "Do it, do it."
The best thing is...
Is it funny?
But in the end, it was pretty funny.
If it was funny, I'd do it.
If it was funny, I'd do it, right, Goto?
And now, finally...
A pitfall!
"Hell's Prank" is a pitfall!
A pitfall where Goto, who spent half a day digging a 3m deep hole with a heavy machine, falls!
And...
Even though he falls, his large amount of money...
580,000 yen is demanded!
Not knowing about this, Goto and Team B are in deep sleep!
And now, the operation begins!
First of all, the program staff will contact Goto and Team B, who came a little late, and report their injuries.
Hello?
Good morning, this is Iramara.
Yes, yes.
I'm sorry, Goto-san.
Right now, in Midoriyama, the members are playing catch in a simulation.
Goto-san fell and got injured.
I'm busy at the site. Can you come quickly?
Yes.
Goto-san fell and hit his head.
What? Really?
Why?
Um...
He was playing catch.
Oh...
Goto-san...
What's wrong with you?
He's angry.
He's angry!
What's wrong with you?
What did you do?
He's a little angry.
What did you do?
He's a little angry.
Then, hurry up!
Oh, no! Let's get ready!
Let's go! Let's go!
Goto-P is a little angry.
Preparations for the site are also in full swing.
Can you give me something?
Wait a minute.
Yes.
This way is better.
Goto-san, you can't do that.
As you can see from Goto-P's performance, rehearsals are also heated up.
Everyone is coming this way.
Goto-san, you're not ready yet?
Goto-san!
Preparations are also in full swing.
All that's left is to wait for Goto-P's arrival.
Goto-P is walking on the path of hell.
Will he fall into this pitfall?
Goto-san, you can't do that.
Everyone, wait a minute.
Goto B has arrived!
You're about to fall!
Where is the nearest hospital?
I don't know.
The moment of tension!
Oh...
- Where does it hurt? - Are you okay?
- Are you kidding me?
- Goto-san! - Goto-san!
- Goto-san! What happened? - You got hurt!
- Goto-san! - Narutan, you got hurt, Goto-san!
- What happened? - I was kidding.
[It's so funny that I'm crying]
I'm sorry!
Goto!
I'm sorry!
What happened?!
Goto!
I'm sorry!
Goto! What happened?!
I'm sorry!
I slipped!
I'm so angry now!
Goto, are you okay?
I'm fine...
Why are you here?!
You're angry again!
I'm angry! I'm angry! Shiro!
Let's go!
Prank success!
Yay!
How is it, Goto-san? Are you angry?
Just a little.
Just a little?!
Goto-san, we have a present for you.
Ah!
Here you go.
It's candy and mochi!
Not only that, it's also candy and mochi!
What is it, Goto-san?
What is it?
Can you show it to me?
Huh? What is it?
What is it?
This is an application for private land acquisition.
An application for private land acquisition.
From the AKB, 30,000 yen per person land acquisition.
Why?!
Then, with the new song "Cherry Blossom Ending", we present you the famous scene.
In hell.
Ouch!
Stop it!
It's ticklish!
Don't forget...
Prank...
Successful!
Weekly AKB News
At Neko-choku, Sakura no Shiori, Majiska Rock'n'roll, long-distance poster "choose me" is on sale now!
And... Majiska Rock'n'roll's music video, first time on TV! Here it is!
And this week's Majiska Academy is...
Um, is Maeda Tsukasa here?
Shikendo sent us this prank...
I don't have time for fighting!
Did you do it with Maeda?
I don't care!
Majiska Academy...
Let's go!
Shima, how did you feel about being the leader and doing this prank?
No, it was really fun, this shooting!
Not as a manga artist, but as a personal...
As a personal...
She's a great leader!
How would you rate it?
I think it was pretty sweet.
Wow! She's like a queen!
How harsh is it?
This is...
Um...
One star out of ten.
What?!
One star out of ten?!
There's up to five stars, right?
There is.
Then how far should we go?
Up to three stars.
Then isn't it about time for a honey trap?
It's a girl's love romance, after all.
Hey!
Everyone...
Don't let your guard down.
What?!
You're the one who let your guard down!
I've never heard of a producer who gets hit in the head!
This week's program title is "Eyebrows"!