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Would you like to travel around the world on the AKB Ultra Quiz?!
Yes!
Would you like to travel around the world?!
Yes!
The world's best AKB Ultra Quiz is held in various shops all over the world in Tokyo!
If you win, you'll go to heaven; if you lose, you'll go to hell!
Eye sight, physical strength, luck of the moment!
Captain Hikiru Akimoto...
...and these seven Akimoto team members...
Captain Hikiru Shinoda...
...and these seven Shinoda team members will face off against each other!
It's a battle!
Each team will be given three quizzes or games related to their respective countries.
The team that wins two of them...
...will go to heaven of their own country!
I'm tearing up!
But for the team that loses, hell of their own country awaits them!
What kind of ending awaits them?!
The world's best AKB Ultra Quiz!
Here we go! First up is China!
If you win two of the three games related to China, you'll go to heaven!
Here is heaven!
Luxury cuisine!
With a unique shark fin, it costs 12,600 yen!
On top of that, a whole Beijing duck costs 10,000 yen!
I've never seen anything like it!
I've never seen anything this big!
I've never seen anything like it!
But this is heaven!
That's right.
And if you lose, you go to hell!
But you still haven't seen anything like hell!
The first battle is kanji quiz!
It's a quiz where you translate a word described in Chinese into Japanese!
Each team will line up in a row and do a one-on- one battle!
If you get it right, you'll go to number 10!
The first team to lose wins!
Akimoto-san's team, how's the kanji?
You don't know it?
It's heavy!
Shinoda-team?
I'm fine, but I'm worried about the rest of you.
Um, Miyazawa-san!
We're in the middle of a show, so don't flirt!
Let's go with that!
Chien-chien-mei-lo!
Akimoto-san!
Este!
Correct!
Let's go with that!
Aldi!
I don't know it!
You know the kanji for "ear", right?
Yes, I know it.
So you just have to translate it.
Shinoda-san!
Chu-ji-en!
Chu-ji-en?
It means "to open a hole," right?
I know it!
Yes, Shinoda-san!
I know it, Yasu!
Correct!
I knew it!
I knew it just now!
Alright!
I know it now!
The third one!
"Ocean"! "Ocean"!
Something in your head!
Something in my head?
Yes!
A dream!
It's close! It's close!
A dream is close?
So, I'll give you a big hint!
It's related to you girls!
Correct!
Why?
Right now, Shinoda team is leading!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
A convenience store!
Correct!
Let's continue!
It matches you!
Please think about it again!
Yes! Yes!
Pants!
Correct!
Yes! Pants!
Correct!
Next one is yours!
A watch!
A cell phone!
Correct!
We did it! We did it!
Right now, Shinoda team has 2 players left!
On the other hand, Akimoto's team has 6 people left.
5 questions in a row without correct answers.
- If it's like this, Acchan will be the stupidest one. - No!
Karaoke.
- "Can you dye your hair?" - No!
What's that? "Can you dye your hair?"
Okay, listen and answer.
Kara...oke?
You can't say that in Japan!
- Karaoke! - Correct!
- Enter. - No.
- Women's clothing. - Correct!
- Broadcasting. - Yes. - Yes.
- With people. - Correct!
- Awesome! - Awesome!
- Now, to sum up, Akeboto team also has 3 people left.
- Yeah!
- Shia-oba-oba-o.
- What is this?
- Small... what?
- Yes.
- Ok, Kozani.
- Kid.
- Yes.
- Kid?
- Even smaller.
- Correct!
- Now...
- Awesome!
When deciding which one is the real Matsui...
The one who loses has to go with "umei".
What's it called? An engine?
There's an artist's name.
It's not coming up! It's not coming up!
Please say it! Please say it!
Yes!
Shazam All-Stars?
Incorrect!
Then I'll... I'll go with Matsui...
Matsui.
It's "umei".
"Umei".
Can I go with "takeri"?
It's "takeri".
Now, there's only one team left.
There's another artist's name.
Say it! Say it!
It's this one.
"shajiwa".
Yes!
"orenjirinji".
"orenjirinji"? Which one? Which one?
Say it! Say it!
Matsui! Matsui!
Okay, I got it!
"monomane" is fine.
Matsui! Matsui!
I'll go!
"hometime".
Matsui! Matsui!
Say it! Say it!
Say it!
[Kanji]
Finally, kanji battle!
It's one-on-one.
Let's start.
Gao Gao.
Yes!
Smart.
But only smart people can do this.
Yes! Test!
Close!
It's getting closer!
Exam!
Yes! Exam!
That's not how you say it!
Yes! University exam!
Correct!
Wow!
Yes!
So, Shinoda team gets one point!
Next, it's one-on-one battle!
Two representatives of each team will play one-on- one.
The team that eats the hot shorinpon first wins!
Shinoda team wins first and has an advantage.
In other words, if Akimoto team loses this battle, they will go to hell!
Shinoda team has Matsui Watanabe!
Yes!
You're already ready!
I'm not ready yet!
Like that!
Akimoto team has Kashiwagi Akimoto!
Yes!
Come! Come!
As usual, Akimoto-san!
Come! Come!
Amazing! Amazing! Amazing!
Amazing! Amazing!
The best!
Well, Akimoto team, do your best!
If you don't catch up, you lose!
Ready, go!
Yes! Yes! OK!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Go! Go! Go!
Time's up!
As a reward for the winning Shinoda team,
let's enjoy Beijing duck and shark fin sashimi.
Is there such a thing?
Tell me how good it is.
How is it, Sae-chan?
It's chewy.
It's crunchy.
I'm happy.
It's delicious.
I want to eat Beijing duck.
Look, Beijing duck.
She said "let's go" because it's China.
"Let's go"?
Great!
She's good!
Let's eat!
If it's hell, you can't eat it, you know.
What is that over there?
He's sitting on a child.
Let's have the hell team!
Hell team, here you are!
What kind of hell is it?
Hell team, here you are!
Here you are!
This is chicken legs and watermelons.
Let's eat! Hell team, here you are!
Hell team!
Hell is fun, isn't it?
It's disgusting!
Hurry up, hell!
Hell team, here you are!
It's disgusting!
It's spicy!
Since it's hell this time, we'll make it extremely spicy!
It's spicy!
I'm glad that heaven team didn't have to go through all that trouble!
And with that...
The first battle between heaven and hell was won by white team!
Next up is...
With this hot tonjiru, we'll have a battle in the cold!
The usual ULTRA QUIZ "Unfolding Quiz"!
First, you have to pick up a envelope that you can unfold from a 50m tall scaffold.
If you answer 4 questions correctly first, you win!
However!
Even if you get it wrong in the envelope...
What's that helicopter?
That helicopter is...
"Atmosphere"!
I thought you were unfolding it from over there!
And with that...
"Unfolding Quiz"!
Ready...
Start!
Oh, nice!
Okay, Jinnai, come here.
Jinnai's question.
What is a freshwater fish that lives in the Amazon River and attacks animals in a flock with sharp teeth?
Radio!
Correct!
One point!
Yay!
Hachan!
Wrong answer!
Here is the question!
What is "enduring" and "using one part of the body" to bind what?
Binding teeth!
Correct!
Yay!
Okay, Sashi.
Teeth are off!
That's it.
Oh, no!
What is that?
Oh!
Here is the question!
Okay!
What is the Italian word for "playing music" and "playing an instrument" and "making the sound shake up and down" in detail?
Vibrato!
Correct!
Yay!
The correct answer is "skin breathing"!
Captain, do your best and answer!
Incorrect!
Yay!
I said it again!
This answer is incorrect!
Go!
Yay!
Okay, Zassie, let's go!
Yay! I won!
Zassie's question is wrong!
Why?!
Please write it down.
Question!
Yes!
You're very busy.
Huh?
You want someone's help.
Someone's help?
You want to borrow someone's hand.
Which hand do you want to borrow?
When you're busy, which hand do you want to borrow?
I want to borrow my granddaughter's hand.
Incorrect!
It's not?
A cat's hand.
Why are you trying to draw a back?
Let's do our best!
Question!
Yes!
What does "restaurant's chief" mean in French?
Chef!
Correct!
Okay, one point left!
Okay, Shinoda-san, question!
What does "lightning" mean in French?
Eclair!
Correct!
Wow!
Watanabe Mayu!
Yes!
Question!
What does "talking in real-time" mean in English?
Chat?
Correct!
Okay, Santani-san and Tashirani-san!
I hope this isn't wrong.
Question!
Incorrect!
What does "marriage" mean in legal terms?
I don't know.
What does "marriage" mean in legal terms?
It's a difficult question.
I thought it was impossible, so I went home.
Engagement!
Incorrect!
No!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
I caught one! I caught one!
Hey!
What is it?
Mr. Akimoto!
What is it?
Mr. Akimoto!
Yes?
You're in a mess!
You robbed an item, didn't you?
I robbed Miyazawa.
You robbed a loss with Miyazawa.
Yes!
You robbed a loss!
No! Once more!
Revenge!
Let's decide the winner and loser.
Come on, come off!
Come off!
If you win this, Shinoda team will win.
Yes!
Please!
What do you call this kanji?
Hamaguri!
Nabe-kaji!
Incorrect!
The correct answer is "hamaguri"!
It was "hamaguri"!
Here is the question!
Please borrow an iPod within one minute.
Ready, start!
Start!
Will they be able to find the iPod?
iPod!
Please borrow an iPod within one minute.
Ready, start!
Start!
iPod!
10 seconds have passed.
Will they be able to come back?
Hold it!
Go back!
Go back, Misaki!
10 seconds left!
5!
4!
3!
2!
1!
Time is...
exactly one minute!
1,000 yen!
Who's is this?
It's mine.
By the way, did you all have one of these?
Why didn't you tell me?
But you said you had one!
I'll ask you! Did you all have one of these?
No, we didn't!
The winner is Akihiko and Chizuya!
Congratulations!
Next up is the usual Ultra Quiz, the X Quiz!
Jump into the panel with the question "X or Y?"
If it's incorrect, you'll get this.
Each team will ask three questions and the team with the most correct answers will win!
If the losing team doesn't lose this match, they'll go to hell!
Let's go, losing team!
Here we go! First question!
Speaking of the origin of kiwifruit, it's China!
X or Y?
Ready...
Start!
I don't know! What is it?
Which way did it go?
X or Y?
Y!
Too bad!
It's correct!
It's not kiwifruit!
Kiwifruit is...
It's China, right?
It's China!
But you really are a professional idol!
You didn't show me your face at all!
As expected of you!
Let's move on to the next question!
Question!
When playing baseball, if you hit a home run, you'll get five points for that!
X or Y?
Ready...
Start!
Go!
It went towards X!
Correct!
By the way, how many points do you need for a full course home run?
3?
Incorrect!
The answer was 4 points.
Jiro's team!
Question!
Red miso and white miso.
The one with higher salt content is usually red miso.
Round or X?
Ready, start!
Go with your feet!
Where did it go?
It went towards X!
Too bad!
It went towards X!
Too bad!
It went towards X!
Too bad!
Correct!
Are you okay?
Huh?
I'm scared!
Why?
No way!
As you can see, white suits you well!
Isn't that question easy?
It's frustrating!
I'm sorry, everyone!
My face is scary!
If you get the next question right, your team wins!
Good luck!
We'll do our best!
Question!
The male member of the Jiro's team is required to wear a tie.
Round or X?
Ready, start!
Go with your feet!
Correct!
Did you know about this question?
Yes, we did!
As expected!
The Heavens team is Akihabara team!
Everyone is waiting for some hot takedashi.
It's cold, isn't it?
Yes, it's cold, but you did your best.
Hey, shut up and wait.
What's going on there?
That's where the trouble happens.
So, the Heavens team, let's go!
I've been cheering for Akihabara team from the beginning.
Wait for me!
Is everyone warm?
Yes, it's warm.
To make it even warmer, we've brought tonjiru from Speedwagon.
As expected, it's warm in the Heavens.
Everyone, let's eat!
It's sweet, isn't it?
Can you hear anything from Hell?
I can't hear anything.
You can't hear it?
You can't hear it, can you?
It's sweet!
It's warm!
We have prepared something for the hell team as well!
Here it is for the hell team!
It's shaved ice!
Take off your jersey and eat shaved ice with your T-shirt!
Please put on your T-shirt!
This is your shaved ice!
Thank you very much!
Eat up!
I want a T-shirt!
My finger hurts!
My teeth hurt!
It's cold!
This is great!
It's cold!
This is bad!
Help me!
After this, there will be trouble!
Go! Go! Go!
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And next week, we'll have another AKB Ultra Quiz!
And the competition keeps heating up!
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