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This week's "AKB" is...
A special episode to commemorate the first broadcast of "Badisca Academy"!
Tonight, "Badisca Academy", where all of the AKB members will appear, will finally begin!
"Badisca"?
The theme of "Badisca Academy" is "a young story of a woman yankee".
And behind "Badisca Academy", there is another story...
Huh? What did you say? What are you talking about?
Ayu-nyu and Ram-tan...
What are you talking about?
That's not what you're talking about!
Oshima and Miyazawa...
Hey, Miyazawa!
Will they compete against each other?
And...
Badisca Academy's "Come on, Ale"!
Banzai, jump up!
This is another story that depicts the youth of the AKB members!
It all started with this one word...
Huh? What did you just say?
That hormone is mine!
Huh? Are you serious?
That hormone is mine!
We were talking about it!
You were the one who decided the rules first!
This is my hormone!
You don't understand!
You're talking nonsense!
Shut up!
This is mine!
Shin, this is mine!
You don't understand!
Shut up!
What are you doing?!
Shut up!
This is my hormone!
Shut up!
You're so white and blue!
Shut up!
This is my hormone!
Shut up!
You're so smelly!
Shut up!
This is my hormone!
You're talking nonsense!
Shut up!
What's wrong?
I told you, this is my hormone!
This is my hormone!
You can't fight in this school!
If you want to fight,
you have to follow the rules of this school!
Fight fair and square!
Yeah!
That's right!
You can't fight in this school!
To fight fair and square,
we've prepared a special project!
It's called "Majisuka Gachinko Shobu"!
This is a Gachinko Shobu,
where students with a lot of trouble
compete against each other
in a Gachinko Shobu.
There are four Shobus in total.
The first match is between
Mayuyu and Love-tan,
who can't fight in this school
because of their hormones!
The second match is between
Goh and Tadai!
The rules are simple!
If you let go of your hand, you'll hit Tadai!
It's a match of how close you can stop Tadai!
The one who is closest to Tadai's head wins!
If you miss the timing, Tadai will hit you directly, so be careful!
Let's start with Itoda-sensei, who has a lot of experience!
Alright, Itoda-san!
Please do it!
I'll do it!
Scary!
That's how it is!
That's not how you do it!
But!
You have guts, don't you?
Of course I do!
That's what you say, but what about you?
I don't have guts at all!
You have guts, don't you?
Of course! I think I have guts!
Then let's see you do it!
Tadai and Goh's match!
First, Watanabe, who is full of confidence, will challenge!
Scary!
Watanabe's expression is scary because he saw Itoda- sensei's example!
Let's start!
Watanabe and Goh's challenge!
Start!
You did it! You were so determined!
No, I wasn't!
What?!
No, no!
What?!
No, but...
For me, really...
This gold or red...
Look at Genji! Look at Genji!
Genji!
I was going to do this!
If it was gold or red, you would have already hit your head.
Too bad!
This was unexpected.
The next challenge is...
Otter!
Will she be able to beat Watanabe's record?
Do your best!
Do your best, Love-tan!
Ouch!
Why are you doing that?
That's too much!
It's payback, right?!
Yes!
That was a side blow!
Now, it's Love-tan's turn!
Do your best!
Eh, it was here!
Not at all!
One more time! One more time! One more time!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
What are you going to do? Are you going to do it?
Of course! I won't do anything more than that!
Are you going to do it?
That's terrible!
Both of them are trying it for the second time!
The result is a draw!
Will it not be settled with this?
If it's like this...
Will you show us your good points, Oshima-san?
Are you serious?
In a hurry, the team captains Oshima and Mie-sama join the battle!
Oshima-san will go first!
We can expect a good record!
Well then...
Oshima-sensei!
Yes!
Please!
Here I go.
Wow!
It's really not a problem!
Wow!
Oshima-sensei!
Oshima-sensei finished in the first half!
Oshima-dono, whose high record can be expected, stops in the first half of the white base!
It turns out that he was full of guts!
What?
It's so lame!
I'm surprised!
What's lame?
Oshima-san, get down!
What about your guts?
I'll go all the way to Sae-chan!
Do you have guts?
Be careful.
Eh?
Alright!
I have a good feeling about this!
Let's play a game!
It's a challenge for everyone!
Let's do it!
I thought I could stop it!
Ouch!
- I thought I couldn't stop it! - She did it!
I thought I couldn't stop it! Wow, that was close!
- That wasn't close at all! - That was close!
- It was close! - That was a direct hit!
Miyata failed because she released the rope that went out of breath!
- Which means... - Which means...
- This team of Hoshima and Yūko... - What?
- Labtan won! - Yay!
- I stopped it! - I stopped it!
- It's frustrating to lose to such a white team. - It's frustrating!
Now, Watanabe who lost will apologize to Ōta who won according to school rules!
- Will you apologize? - Yes.
- Will you apologize? - I will apologize!
- Let's observe for a while. - Let's observe for a while. - Go ahead.
Thank you.
To tell you the truth...
This time, I really...
She's persistent.
Thank you.
I'm sorry about that.
I feel like we're fighting.
- Stop it! - Stop it!
The first round of the serious battle!
First up is the behind-the-scenes team led by Ōshima!
And as expected, their confrontation!
Stop it already!
What did you just say?!
I'm serious!
I'm serious about the two of you!
Hey! What are you doing?
Are you fighting again?
Why don't you bungee jump?
I'm scared of you!
Are you serious?
Are you serious about that?
I'm serious!
The second round of "Gachinko Shobu" is a showdown between "Nito" and "Sashihara"!
Let's have the two of them compete in a fierce battle!
Now, next up for "Nito" and "Sashihara" is...
Rubber punching!
What's getting worse and worse?
It's getting worse and worse!
The rules are quite simple.
Both of them grab a piece of rubber and gradually move away from it.
The one who gets scared and lets go of the rubber is the loser!
Will "Sashihara", who is weak against rubber, become famous here?
And for this event, the two of them will read a book to their experienced teachers!
Yes.
You can't go away like this, can you?
Ah! Ah! I'm sorry! I'll explain! Ah! I'm sorry! I'll explain!
Hey! Who was that just now?!
After studying hard, it's finally time for the two of them to compete!
Well...
You're all shaking, but how is it?!
Which one of you has guts?!
No, no, no... This is me, right?!
Sen!
He's cool!
I can tell from his back!
He's cool!
He's a man's back!
Stop it! Don't reach out your hands!
Well, please put on your gloves right away!
The one who speaks first will lose!
Sashi, you can't say "chicken" here!
I can't say it! I can't say "chicken" anymore!
Well then, let's begin!
Go for it!
Go!
Ready... Start!
Take your time!
Ah! Moeno-chan! That one! Moeno-chan! Moeno-chan! That one!
He's psychologically affected!
Sashi! Sashi! Sashi!
Moeno! Moeno! Moeno!
Sashi! Sashi!
Everyone, the check is open! The check is open!
Sashi, the check is open!
The check is open!
Sashi!
The check is open!
Sashi, your face... Sashi, your face...
Sashi!
Ah, wait...
It's obvious that you have guts!
Brother Moeno!
Apologize!
Those of you who lost last year, please follow school rules and apologize honestly!
Apologize!
Um... This theory...
This theory...
And, um... That theory!
And, um... The theory that you couldn't fly bungee jumping!
Theory?!
I'm really...
I'm really... sorry!
Just fly, already!
With two wins in a row,
the second round is won by the Urasuka team led by Miyazawa!
And finally, these two...
I'm telling you! What are you doing?!
Shut up! What you're saying is wrong!
Shut up!
Hey! What are you doing?!
Huh?!
What's wrong?
You're making fun of me for being the best, but you're not the best at all!
I'm telling you! I'm telling you!
If you don't believe me, I'll take you away and make you pay for it!
I don't believe you! Should we ask him?
Yeah, let's ask him!
Hey! What are you doing?!
It's not like that...
Finally, the captains will clash against each other!
What will be the third match of "Gashinko Showdown"?
Now, finally!
It's a direct match between Oshima Yuko and Miyazawa Saya!
Today, Oshima and Miyazawa will compete in a spinning bat match!
If you put your forehead on the bat and spin it ten times, you'll lose all your energy towards the goal!
The first one to reach the goal wins!
Let's start with the teacher's example!
Let's do it!
You say that a lot.
Go!
One...
Two...
Three...
Four...
Five...
Six...
Seven...
Eight...
Nine...
Ten!
You should put it down! Put it down!
As expected of an entertainer!
When I came back, I was back to normal.
It's finally time for the match!
Which of them will win, Oshima or Miyazawa?
Ready...
Start!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!
Why?
It's over there!
Why?
It's over there!
Why?
It's over there!
Sae-chan?
It's over there!
Sae-chan?
How was it, Sae-chan?
Where was Oshima?
He was always at the starting line.
Me?
I wasn't advancing?
You weren't advancing.
No way!
This is amazing!
It was a weird movement.
You didn't even run.
Really?
It was like celebrating harvest of rice.
I advanced twice.
Cameraman?
That's right!
I advanced twice!
Look!
Because of you, the cameraman's shoes...
Crocs!
I'm sorry!
But the result is...
Oshima Yūko advances to the third match!
Despite being outnumbered, Oshima Yūko won!
And Miyazawa, who lost the match, can he apologize to Oshima?
Yūko...
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Let's end this once and for all!
It's too much!
With Oshima's victory, the Urasuka team is now behind the Uramoji team!
And now, the final match is coming to an end!
The final match of "Gachinko Shoubu"! Who will apologize for losing the match?!
The final match! The match between "Majiska" and "Dodgeball"!
What is this "Dodgeball"?
It's not just any "Dodgeball"!
What is it?
When you play "Dodgeball", you throw the ball and hit the opponent, right?
At that moment, you have to say a serious word to your opponent and hit them!
You salary thief!
Wait!
Wait a minute!
What?!
In the final match of "Dodgeball", you have to say a serious word to your opponent and throw the ball!
But at this rate, it's impossible for the Urasuka team to turn the tables!
Therefore...
Is there a turning point or something like that?
The team that wins this match will be the winner!
Hey!
It's not just any "Dodgeball"!
What is it?!
That's right! In this match, everything will be decided!
At this point, the Urasuka team doesn't have enough people, so "Itoda-sensei" will play with his left throw!
Which team will apologize for losing?!
Are you ready?!
Yes!
We'll start with "Dodgeball"!
Ready...
"Dodgeball"!
What did you say?
"Dodgeball"!
You said "Dodgeball"!
I'll hit you!
You chicken!
I'll hit you!
Who did you say that to?!
"Dodgeball"!
You said "chicken" to me!
"Dodgeball"!
You said "dodgeball" to me!
I'll hit you!
You've never been told that before, right?!
I've never been told that!
I didn't know you'd say it like that!
I didn't know you'd say it like that from the start!
It's starting to feel like a massacre!
Now, we'll restart from the ball of the Miyazawa team!
"Dodgeball"!
Jump up!
Benji, you were told to jump up!
I'm sorry!
Go for it!
Old man!
This weird face is a good person!
Jump up!
Let's start with "Love Turn" ball!
Go, "Love Turn"!
Wait a minute!
What did you say?
I'm sorry!
Goto-san!
I'm sorry!
Did you say "Goto-san"?
"Love Turn", come on!
I'm sorry!
That's not it!
Sae-chan's team!
I'm sorry!
Sit down!
I'm sorry!
Let's go!
Let's start "Love Turn" ball!
Go, "Love Turn"!
I'm sorry!
Wait!
That's not "Love Turn"!
Wait!
What did you say?
That's not "Love Turn"!
No, you're wrong.
No, you're not wrong.
There is no "Kingdom".
What?
It's not "Love Turn"!
It's like a fantasy!
What are you talking about?
I live in a house called "Tsundere Kingdom".
OK, let's go out!
Wait a minute!
You erotic man!
I'm more erotic than you think.
What?
Go! Go!
Oh, she caught it.
Don't say dirty jokes!
Come on, hit it! Hit it!
She's always saying dirty jokes.
You ugly woman!
What did you say? What did you say?
What did you say?
Come back!
She said ugly things to her eyebrows.
Is this ugly?
Erotic man!
What did you say?
Hey! Hey, hey!
Again?
You're always saying dirty jokes. Don't look at me like that!
Oh, my!
That was amazing!
It's important for you to polish yourself.
That's right!
Go!
You ugly woman!
What are you doing?
Oh, my!
But Asuka really hit about three people.
Yeah, she was really strong.
And I could see Moeno's strong side.
It felt good.
And Mayu had a good reaction.
Oh, I'm glad!
Because I didn't hit anyone at all.
The Baziska Gajinko match ended in a reversal victory for the Udaska team.
What did it look like?
Osima team...
Let's go with Kikano.
Team...
Apologize to the Miyaza team!
Apologize!
What will you do?
No!
No, no, no, no!
Apologize! Apologize!
Isn't it weird? After all, we've played a game of 1, 2, 3, 4.
We had a win and a loss, didn't we?
It's not like we lost in the end, is it?
But before we played the last game of dodgeball, you said you would decide the winner with this.
I said it!
It's weird! It's weird! It's weird!
It's weird!
What was the game before? What was the game before?
Huh?
What was it?
What was the game before?
What was the game before? That person said it!
Why did you lose in the end?
I played with you!
It's weird! It's weird!
What's wrong with you?
Wait a minute!
It's weird too!
Return! Return! Return!
Return! Return!
Then we'll go home.
Bye bye!
Wait, I really don't know what's going on!
In the end, I'm the one who's super cold!
Everyone, let's go eat parfait!
Yeah!
Parfait! Parfait! Parfait!
It's delicious!
See you later!
Bye!
Everything at Bajisuka Academy may have started from here.
After this, we'll have a special match between Rabutan and Kuramocchi!
Bajisuka Gachinko Match Special Match! Rabutan vs. Kuramocchi!
Let's go!
Are you ready?
Ready...
Start!
One...
Two...
Three...
Four...
Five...
Six...
Seven...
Eight...
You're too fast!
Nine...
Rabutan is losing!
Ten...
Eleven...
Twelve...
Thirteen...
Fourteen...
Fifteen!
Go!
Watch out! Watch out!
Watch out!
You won!
Are you okay? What's wrong?
What happened? Try saying it.
Um...
I thought it was a goal and ran, but it was a dead end.
You won!
And with that, the special match "guruguru bats" is Rabutan's victory!
Weekly AKB news!
"AKB48 All-time Drama" at MADISC Academy!
It's finally starting today!
Look forward to it!
And!
On February 17th, "Sakura no Shiori" will be released as the 15th single of "AKB48".
The music video is directed by Mr. Iwai Shunji.
It's a perfect song for the graduation season.
The music video will be released on TV shows soon!
On February 17th, "Sakura no Shiori" will be released!
Look forward to it!
Wow, it's delicious!
You're sweet!
If you win, you'll go to heaven!
If you lose, you'll go to hell!
Go for it! Go for it! Go for it!
They challenge each other to a fight!
Love Gun is buzzing!
Nose! Nose! Nose! Nose! Nose!
Nose!
And...
Who fell into the pitfall?!
This week's program logo is...
...Yuko Oshima's saline!