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Weekly...
...AKB!
Yeah!
Every week, a new logo!
Who's up next this week?
From AKB of AKB...
...a program for AKB!
That is Weekly AKB!
This week, 18 members from all over the world have come together!
And their direct MCs are...
Rie Kitahara and Aika Ohta!
This time, it's a fortune-telling special by charisma fortune-tellers!
The members Reina, Yuuki, King and Shigoton will tell you their fortunes!
Which one is the luckiest?
And why are you crying?
This week has started again!
Weekly...
...AKB!
Yeah!
This week's daily news is...
From a mushroom mountain, a bamboo mushroom village, Rie Kitahara and...
...the queen of tsundere country, Love-tan, Aika Ohta!
And...
From a perverted glasses, Rino Kosa!
Perverted glasses? Where did you get that from?
You shouldn't say "thank you" like that!
Today is...
From a charisma fortune-teller, AKB's Fortune- telling Ranking Special of 2010!
Yeah!
These two have come to tell us their fortunes!
Yeah!
This time...
We went to three charisma fortune-tellers of different genres...
...and asked them which one of them had good luck and which one of them had bad luck in AKB!
Even if you say that, we don't know the results just by listening to their stories!
Yeah!
Well, first of all, let's start with Love-tan, who I think everyone is curious about!
VTR, go ahead!
First of all, Charisma Tarot Fortune-teller will tell us Love-tan's fortune!
Excuse me. Hello.
Nice to meet you.
This is Aikawa Miyuki-sensei, Charisma Tarot Fortune- teller of Shinjuku.
Sensei is Charisma of Tarot Fortune-telling.
Tarot is a fortune-telling that spread all over Europe in the early 15th century.
There are 78 exclusive Tarot cards.
Each card has its own meaning and is spread in its own unique arrangement.
By the way, the card in this position is the current situation of itself.
And here is the future fortune.
If you see a card like this in that position, it is a sign of the worst fortune.
Now, if you are a girl, you should tell us your love fortune.
I will tell you my love fortune.
Then...
A dangerous card appears.
What is my love fortune?
A little while ago, there was something like a light heartbreak.
But in this situation, it is a bad luck.
Yes, it is.
It seems that she doesn't know how to love.
What kind of person is she dating?
She likes someone like her.
She tries to catch him with her own efforts.
She is being swung around.
Kuramochi's love fortune is the worst.
It seems like a girl who is being swung around by her boyfriend.
And now, we will announce the best ranking of love stories!
The 3rd place goes to...
Itano Tobomi-san.
Itano-san is a good lover and is very popular with girls.
However, when you go in front of someone you like, you may get nervous and not be able to act honestly.
This can cause misunderstandings between you and the other person, so please be careful of that.
And now, we will announce the 2nd best ranking of love stories!
It's Maeda Atsuko-san.
Maeda-san's love story is a very good love story.
She likes serious and kind men, and she devotes herself to such serious men.
In the future, you will be able to marry a wise, kind, and luxurious man.
Please do your best!
And now, we will announce the 1st best ranking of love stories!
It's Shinoda Mariko-san.
Shinoda-san is very lucky.
In the future, you will be able to marry an Arab millionaire and a Hollywood actor.
In the future, you will be able to marry a rich man.
Please do your best!
Out of all of these members, she is said to be the best lover!
I will study English!
That's right!
Being a Hollywood star is very lucky for a Japanese woman!
That's right!
She is very lucky!
Isn't love lucky?
I'm so happy!
And now, we have announced the 1st best ranking of love stories!
And now, we will announce the 3rd worst ranking of love stories!
Miyazawa Sae-san!
Miyazawa-san is a pain in the ass, and she's a little short-tempered.
So even if you fall in love with her, you don't keep in touch with her.
There's always a chance of that.
As a result of that, the person you love may leave you before you know it.
I think that happens quite often.
So, let's be a little more patient and devote ourselves to each other.
Please do your best!
And now for the 2nd worst!
Matsui Rena-san!
Matsui-san's love fortune is that she doesn't meet many men.
Even if you fall in love with her, you can't be honest with her.
There's also a chance of her being called "fire beauty".
This happens when you smile at someone you don't like and leave in front of someone you like.
For some reason, you get nervous and this is a bad habit of yours.
If you don't fix it, you'll be unlucky in love for the rest of your life.
Please be careful!
And now for the 1st worst love fortune!
Kitahara Rie-san!
Kitahara-san's love fortune is that she's extremely unlucky in love.
For some reason, she'll definitely fall in love with the person she likes the most.
As a result, she has a fate of marrying the 2nd or 3rd person.
I'm sorry to say this, but there are people like that, so please give up!
It's too soon!
She's already decided that she can't get married!
The person you like the most will never like you!
I'm tearing up!
I'm sorry!
That person will always have you in their life.
It's okay! Let's go home!
There is a way to save you, but...
What is it?
When you get married, you become a good mother.
That's good.
That's good, right?
The worst ranking of love fortune is as you can see!
Next, we will have a fortune-teller tell us about the charisma of fortune-tellers!
Are you the fortune-teller who is called "the father of Ginza"?
Yes, I am.
Nice to meet you!
This person is "the father of Ginza", Koishikawa sensei!
Sensei is the charisma of fortune-tellers!
Fortune-tellers tell fortunes by the balance of your face and the shape of your eyes and nose.
For example, people with sharp eyes are not good at expressing love and don't get much support from others.
Now, we will have two fortune-tellers tell us about their luck!
If you say "bad" or "good", which is your luck?
My luck is "good".
Oh, that's good!
Let's see...
From what I've seen so far, you know, there's a slight momentum in this nose.
It's like a fine detail.
It's shining subtly.
There's a beauty in it, but...
In the case of two swords, the nostrils are straight and the nostrils are small and well- balanced.
It's said that fortune-telling doesn't cost money and waste money.
Now, Mr. Koishikawa's gold fortune-telling ranking announcement!
The third place!
It's from Mr. Maeda Asuko.
If you look closely at the lower lip, you can see that there are many vertical wrinkles.
There's something like that in it, so it's popular and there's money in it.
It's not a dream to live in a big mansion in the future.
Next, the second place in the gold fortune-telling ranking is...
It's from Mr. Kitahara Rie.
It's slightly vertical, so it's a manly life.
And since it's in the middle of the upper lip, it's popular.
That's why money accumulates on the way.
The first place in gold fortune-telling ranking is...
Ms. Akimoto Saka.
She is a type of person who can act independently
because of the flesh around the upper eyelid of her eye.
Moreover, she has a beautiful nose.
For this reason, she is a little stingy,
and sometimes a good patron or supporter follows her,
and she can earn more and more by herself.
Next time, she will be a jet plane or a yacht cruiser.
- Really? - She can do whatever she wants.
She is lucky.
Congratulations!
Ms. Akimoto Saka, congratulations!
She has a beautiful face,
and in the future, she may join a royal family.
What are you talking about?
- I won! - Oh, my God!
To be honest, I only have 500 yen today, but is it okay?
Is it okay?
The result of gold fortune-telling ranking is as you can see!
Next, we will announce the gold worst ranking.
First of all, the worst three places are...
- Ms. Yuto Koshima. - Oh, my God!
In Ms. Koshima's case,
she tends to spend money when she is emotional.
It is because of the bulge under her eye.
- What? - It is because of the bulge under her eye.
- It is not a bulge, but... - It is because of the bulge under her eye.
- She spends money in a realistic way. - Oh, my God!
I don't know.
Next, the gold worst ranking is...
Shinoza Maruko-san.
In this case, her upper lip is very thin.
This is also a cool thing, and it's self-defense.
And she has a habit of having money in her imagination and using it easily.
When she enters a store, she accidentally thinks "I need this" and buys it impulsively.
And now, here is the gold worst ranking announcement!
Matsui Rena-san.
Her eyes are cut off.
This is a cool thing.
And she has a lethal side.
When people help her, they give her money, but it becomes less.
And because of this, if you let it go, you might end up spending it all.
You might end up in debt.
That's too bad!
That's bad.
I give my savings account, bank book, and card to my parents.
But you don't have to make sure you don't spend it all.
Matsui Rena-san, it says you basically don't have any money in you.
I'm getting emotional!
It's okay, it's okay!
I'll give you 500 yen later!
That's great!
You have money now! You have 500 yen now!
That's great!
I'll give you 500 yen!
That's great!
You can buy a jump for two weeks!
That's great!
Two weeks and it's over.
And so, as you can see, the gold worst ranking is...
Next, we will have a charismatic fortune-teller tell us about her luck at work!
Ding dong!
Who could it be?
Hello!
Yes, yes. Um... I'm listening.
This is Mr. Charisma Nemoto, who is representing Japan in forensic fortune-telling.
Mr. Nemoto's works have been published in many places, and his auditions have exceeded 100 people.
He is the first person in forensic fortune-telling to be recognized for his work.
Forensic fortune-telling is...
By looking at the size of the letters you write, and the balance between them, you can tell their personality, thoughts, and fortune.
For example...
People who write strong "hane" in the city tend to express their stubborn personality and save money.
Immediately, two people write their favorite letters and names.
The second party wrote "hana" like an idol.
And the third party wrote...
Why do you drink black tea?
I drank black tea in the morning, so...
That's the only thing I can't write in a difficult way.
How will this dark-skinned natural person turn out?
What is the result of work luck?
Um...
Hmm...
Work luck...
You're a talent now, right?
Unfortunately, that doesn't suit you.
In other words, it's a letter like Mr. O.L.'s.
In a sense.
You need to have a little more personality.
Your own characteristics, and so on.
Here...
Yes.
This is...
"Joshi Marathon" by Kyu-chan and Takashi.
Yes.
This is...
This left wing is very long, isn't it?
Yes.
And this one is also long, isn't it?
Like this, right?
If you have a practical personality, you can hold it in moderation and it will show up right away.
However, the truth of the truth that it stretches without knowing it is...
I want to make it look a little cooler.
In the case of a plastic model, it's like this, right?
It's short like this, isn't it?
If you stretch it like this, you want to make yourself look cooler.
It's such a feeling.
This is absolutely necessary for a talent.
Kuramoto's character is "oil-free".
In order to succeed as an idol, you have to eat and sweat to succeed.
Next is the second question.
What is the result?
In your case, even if you are an oil company, you are like an oil company that seems to do accounting or something like that, right?
What do you mean?
For example, while you are making this sword and scabbard, you must be very tight, right?
Yes.
People who write like this can't ask people's opinions even if they are told various things, right?
That's right.
That's why I think it's better to do it in an accounting firm.
People who are better suited for accounting firms.
Oh, I see.
The characters of the two swords have a hard image overall.
The problem is that there is little time between making a sword and scabbard.
If you talk about this and write it, it seems that your popularity will increase and your popularity will increase.
Then, it is the work luck ranking announced by Nemoto sensei.
Today, Miracle Detective Nemoto sensei is coming to this studio in person!
Sensei, please!
Nice to meet you!
How was it, everyone?
I read it thoroughly and the results are out.
And now, we will announce the 3rd place in the Best Ranking of Job Songs!
The 3rd place is this person.
Sayaka Akimoto!
This person, right?
Yes.
Well, it's quite rare.
This "miibarai" is long.
Akimoto's characteristic word is "migibarai".
This is a leader type whose popularity increases.
And now, we will announce the 2nd place!
The 2nd place is...
this person.
Matsureno!
I'm glad!
I'm glad! I'm glad!
The 2nd place!
I'm glad!
I'm glad! I'm glad!
This is long.
Yes, yes.
This person has a star quality.
And she has a gorgeous luck.
No, I don't have a gorgeous luck at all.
Hirari "miibarai" is a lucky person who can become a star.
Furthermore...
Well...
If you work hard, you may become a type like Seigo Matsuda.
Sensei, I know your era!
And now, the 1st place of Best Ranking of Job Songs is...
The 1st place is...
this person.
Itanotamami!
Wow, that's amazing!
This person...
Even if you look at this line, it's all soft.
It's soft, isn't it?
The letters drawn in curved lines...
are popular not only for men and women.
And now...
What kind of talent will they grow up to?
Well, if you say so...
Well, it's like Miss Morimitsuko.
Miss Morimitsuko!
It's long!
And so, the best work luck ranking is as you can see!
Next is work luck worst ranking!
First is third place!
Third place is...
This girl.
Wow!
Huh?
Watanabe Mayu, too bad!
This person...
This kind of "harai" is all short like this, you know?
Oh, you're right!
It's true! It's short!
Watanabe's "ji" is short.
If you make "harai" longer and draw a curved "ji", work luck will increase!
You know, it looks thin, but...
It's thin, isn't it?
It's solid and strong.
Ah, that's right.
So you can exert force, right?
You can exert force.
So...
Well, for example...
If you're a stubborn craftsman...
For example, if you're a painter...
A painter!
Mayu! Mayu! Mayu!
This "mayu" and Mayu's are like a paint shop!
Now, then...
Worst second place is...
This person.
Yes!
Kasai Tamami!
Kasai's first special feature is...
This "ji" is very narrow on the bottom.
I see, that's what you're saying.
It's unstable.
Unstable?
A solid "ji" indicates unstable luck.
If you fix it when it's stable, your luck at work will also increase.
So, who is 1st place in luck at work?
1st and 1st, right?
Yes.
Yes, this person.
It's me!
Wow, what a shame!
Shut up!
Teacher!
This is a very rare case.
Dreams are beautiful, aren't they, Kawai?
They are well-organized and well-organized.
When you start writing, it's beautiful.
It's beautiful, but when you work hard on it, it falls apart, doesn't it?
It's already the second line and it's getting annoying.
You have to work hard.
The characteristic of the "bota" character is this messy character.
If you write it uniformly like a horizontal line, your work luck will rise.
Don't cut off the petals and change the character and change your life from now on.
Let's do our best!
Yes!
As you can see, Shiboton is in the worst ranking.
In addition, the teacher also told us about our compatibility.
Now, whose compatibility is it?
Who will you tell us about it?
It's Maeda and Shinoda.
What is the relationship between Maeda and Shinoda?
Teacher, is it the best or the worst?
Please!
What is the result of teacher's compatibility between Maeda and Shinoda?
Is the result of teacher's compatibility between Maeda and Shinoda the best or the worst?
It's the worst.
What? The worst?
Because of their similar temperament, their handwriting is similar, of course.
I see.
Of course, each one of them has their own star quality.
They are also gorgeous.
It's quite good.
But it's not good if you combine them.
I see.
The characteristic of their handwriting is that both of them have a narrow gap between making changes, so they are stubborn.
That's why their compatibility is the worst.
Sometimes we have a calm war.
Calmly.
We don't talk much, but calmly we talk to each other.
They are running away from each other.
You bastard!
They really hate each other.
What should they do to get along with each other?
I see.
The most important point is to widen the gap between making changes.
If you widen the gap, you will get along with each other.
You will listen to each other.
You will get along with each other.
How about their work luck?
Their work luck is...
Don't ask me that.
You bastard!
Weekly AKB news
Good evening.
From January 8th, AKB48's full performance drama "Magisuka Gakuen" will start.
Filming is also going well.
Everyone, please look forward to it!
AKB48 overseas travel diary "New York and Cannes, are they close?" will be released on December 8th.
And "Request Our Setlist Best 102,000 Songs" will be held.
It will be pre-released on "Play Guide" from December 9th.
AKB48's last solo concert "Nagoya Ikki" will start general release from tomorrow.
Batanabe Mayu
Hyakugo
Geki
Gekishiro
Gekihaku
AKB Vol. 2
Anata no Shisei
Itadakimayuu!
And in the program...
Members will be able to choose their own Christmas cards!
For more information, please visit the program's homepage!
This week's program logo was "Two heads burn".