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Every week, a show's logo! Who's design is it this week?!
A show for AKB in AKB in AKB!
That's this week's "AKB"!
This week, twenty members of you will gather!
Idols and music industry shouldn't be left behind!
That's where...
This week's test is "Passing the Test"!
You can't do it if you want to!
The results will be announced!
This week's "Passing the Test"!
This week's "Idol Self-Portrait VTR" will also be announced!
Will Yagami Kumi, who was eliminated last week, be able to get her revenge?!
This week's "Passing the Test" was conducted with twenty members before!
The worst three were...
Let's make this...
a trampoline...
What's that? A sign?
Of the three million points, it was ninety-four points.
The trampoline was heavy!
And the worst two were these kanji!
Oh, "namekuji"!
No, "karatsuno"!
Of the three million points, it was eight points apart!
"Namekuji" lost!
And the result is...
"Kusogaki-domo" lost!
Out of 300 points, 65 points went to "Kusogaki- yagami"!
The three of them lost, but they still have a long way to go!
If you were to answer a question in English for a week...
Fill in all of the squares in English.
I can read, right?
"You can read, right?" I don't know!
"Monday", "Sunday"...
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Huh? Huh?!
Huh?!
Mariko, you got it?!
Seriously, Mariko, seriously!
Okay, okay, say it like you mean it!
Say it like you mean it!
"Monday", "Sunday", "Tuesday"...
"Wednesday"...
"Friday"...
"Sameday"...
"Sameday"! "Sameday"?!
"Itsuka"!
It's Monday, then it's Sunday!
And in the end it's "Itsuka"!
"Urgent", "Sameday", "Shinoda" will also be participating!
This time, the person who came in first place in the last midterm test will be a teacher!
We'll teach you how to get carried away!
And, "Shinoda" who will be participating in "Urgent" is...
Shinoda-san, please choose someone!
Oh, then it's Yuko!
Yay!
This is "Problem Week".
This is the test range for this test.
If you study hard, you'll definitely get good grades!
Those of you who came in last place...
will be held responsible for getting carried away...
and we've prepared a harsh punishment game for you!
What?!
And their study for "Urgent" has begun!
First, "revenge"...
Please teach me!
"Please teach me"...
That's 30 points, right?
Don't say it!
First of all, "revenge" which was 30 points in the midterm test...
If you leave what you couldn't do as it is, you won't be able to do it for a long time.
Here we go.
The quietness and...
The sound of birds in the rocks.
Cicadas.
You're not doing it at all!
Huh? It's close!
You can't do it if it's close!
There's no teacher who will do it for you even if it's close!
Yes, I'm sorry.
You can't be forgiven for not studying because you're a teenager.
If you don't know anything, you'll be treated rudely.
That's right.
You're a team player.
You're a team player and you're causing trouble for the team.
You're a team player.
Yes.
The one who teaches Yagami the most is Nakanishi, who is in the top 10.
Where is "a" ?
i
Where is "y" ?
i
I'm "t" "t"
Don't laugh and write it!
Hurry up!
Yagami!
Hurry up and write it!
You're pretty clumsy!
Hurry up and write it!
And don't write anything at 10 seconds!
No!
You're 10 seconds early!
Hurry up and write it!
I said you're wrong!
Write it backwards one more time.
I'm sorry!
You'll be punished for making mistakes!
On the other hand, Sashara prepared special study goods for her, who doesn't like studying.
For Sashara, I prepared a special item.
Ta-da!
Lady Concise.
Is it for physical education?
It's not for physical education.
This pen is excellent!
I want to say something interesting.
For example...
When you don't know what it is...
Look!
Amazing, isn't it?
Amazing, isn't it? Look!
It's true!
Furthermore...
This will come out.
It looks fun, doesn't it?
At first glance, it looks like an ordinary earth, but...
If you touch the sphere with an attached pen...
It will tell you various information by sound.
Egypt...
I'm not a magician, but it keeps coming out.
Look!
- What is it? - A map.
Today...
Urban area. Find as many urban areas as you can.
Level one.
Are you ready?
Where is Star Yamanashi Prefecture?
Where is Oita Prefecture?
Amazing!
It's where I was born!
- I don't know! - You don't know?
You're kidding me!
- Please hurry up! - You're kidding me!
- Where is it? - Over there!
- You've done a great job! - Thanks to Sasara...
They're having fun studying!
On the other hand...
Shinoda, who was forced to take a break...
She had a complicated mind.
I didn't think I'd study until I graduated high school.
As for Shinoda...
She had a secret plan in mind.
And that is...
I'm a sociable person.
I made a song.
- Please sing it for me. - I'll sing it for you.
It's a song by the Dragon King.
Let's sing it together.
One, two...
Say it properly!
It's not a joke! It's not a joke!
I'll do my best!
In America?
In America!
Are you studying?
Yeah! October, November, December!
That's nice!
Yeah!
Oh, Yuko-san!
What do you think of Mariko's study performance?
Oh, I'm worried, I'm worried!
I'm going to take the punishment game!
Oh, I see!
Studying each and every busy job!
Do you think I study well?
Do you think I study every day like a human?
Three days left until the end of the season!
It's the last last start!
And the two who will teach Yagami about the reunion.
Nakanishi created her own prediction problem.
Matsui put a check in where she was about to take the exam.
Write it?!
When she asked Yamami to write "twelve months" in English...
Yamami-san, isn't this terrible?
Can you remember me now?
Yagami, who has a bad memory, was taken to a special place!
She went to Shichida Child Academy!
Hello!
Nice to meet you!
The class that will be held here is...
Thank you for teaching us!
Just by looking at the card in a flash like this...
You don't remember it by thinking...
You can intuitively remember it by your brain!
There are other ways of learning like this!
What's good about this?
Kitanko improves your brain!
That's why!
Furthermore!
This representative song of famous Mozart!
The speed is getting faster and faster!
No matter how fast you get used to it, your brain is stimulated and your concentration is increased!
Write "I like you" in English that you couldn't do earlier. Write it again.
Seriously!
In order to overcome Yagami's weakness, she's going to try writing in seven letters.
Normally you can only show it for one or two seconds, but today you can show it in one, two or three seconds.
Okay, here we go.
Three...
One...
Two...
Three...
Here you go.
Yagami learned how to write in seven letters in one hour.
Three...
One...
Two...
Three...
Here you go.
No, no, no...
Will Yagami be able to write in seven letters?
The result is...
It's...
All correct!
Wow!
Yay!
Wow!
It's all correct!
Seriously?
Yeah.
Congratulations!
Thank you!
And now, it's finally the day of the investigation!
It's time to test everyone's achievements!
Weekly...
AKB...
Investigation!
Yay!
Have you studied hard, Yagami?
I... have!
Of course.
Yes.
What about you, Aizawa?
Of course... I haven't.
She hasn't!
She only has confidence in herself.
I feel like I can do it.
What's with that baseless confidence?
I went to New York...
I asked Sayaka Akimoto to come with me.
That's right, but today...
What, what, what?
I came to see you because I was worried.
You look like you're really worried.
Okay, everyone, please come in!
Okay!
What's wrong with you today?
Today is Kazai-san's graduation ceremony...
What? What's this?
Kazai-san made a fool of me and died.
Kazai, who graduated, received exactly the same problem at the same time.
Shall we start?
Let's go!
I'm scared! My stomach hurts!
I'm so nervous!
Okay, let's go!
Question and answer test!
Start!
Do you know what questions will come up?
This question and answer test is based on English, Japanese and social references.
English is a Japanese translation of English words.
Japanese is a Japanese translation of Japanese words.
"Society" is a question answering a beautiful woman.
And so on and so forth!
All of them are questions from reference books provided in advance!
Time limit is 20 minutes!
Time's up!
Please put down your pen and paper!
I'll go and check!
After this, we'll have a series of questions and answers from "Shinkai"!
This test is based on English, Japanese and social references.
Let's see the results!
Here are the results!
We've finished the poll, but...
Before that, we have sad news.
What is it?
Mr. Shinoda, who received the poll, is busy and has gone home.
Sad!
Of course it's sad!
Anyway, if Mr. Shinoda comes back...
Mr. Oshima...
Please give him one punishment.
SHINODA!
Shall we start?
Let's go!
Let's start with this question.
It's in Japanese.
Use the following words to make sentences.
"Junkatsuyu" "AKB"
Let's go.
AKB48 members Ono and Miyazaki are fighting.
And Akemoto and Sayaka came in.
It's definitely Junkatsuyu!
It's long!
It's correct!
The correct answer is correct!
It's correct, but...
Ono and Miyazaki are fighting?
It seemed like he didn't know what "Junkatsuyu" meant.
So...
If something like this happens...
He explained it with figures.
I explained it in an easy-to-understand way.
You did?
You explained it?
Let's look at the next question.
Here it is.
Fill in the blanks and complete the phrase.
This is a simple question.
Most of you got it right.
However...
Mr. Shinoda, would you like to look at it?
Here it is.
Hakubaikenneshikazu
The kanji is different.
Mr. Shinoda doesn't like small things.
"Do you know what "ikken" is?"
So, please!
Yes.
When someone asks you for a favor...
It's like a "guiding question".
He invites you.
I see.
Here is the next question.
Fill in the next blanks and complete the phrase.
Marumaru, kueba, karega narunaru, houriuchi.
Natsukusea.
It was mentioned last time, too.
Mr. Kasai.
If you eat a dog, you won't get fat, right?
Don't tell me you're going to expose your eating habits.
Mr. Kasai himself is...
When we meet, he's like a dog that barks at you.
What did you say last time?
Fucking kids.
That's a harsh way of saying it.
You were totally talking about us, "fucking kids."
I'm quite old, though.
Mr. Kagami, let's see!
It's English!
And you're quite tough, too.
Even though you don't say it that much. Congratulations!
You studied English, didn't you?
Let's move on to English.
Fill in the next square in English.
I did it! Mr. Kasai did it for me.
Then it's correct.
What's this?
"You." "You."
Yo, guest.
What?
I really did it many times.
Yo, guest.
Like you're in a family restaurant.
And it's a little cheap.
But it's close to "temperary" right?
It's close so it's cute.
It's close so it's cute?
Let's go to the next one.
Correct the following English sentence into Japanese sentence.
"Time is money" and...
I seem to catch a cold.
Is it a little difficult?
Then let's go with "on and off."
Time is money.
And below is...
I'm not good with cold.
What a shame!
Persuasion!
And in society...
They change the map of Kyushu and answer the prefecture's name.
And in society...
They change the map of Kyushu and answer the prefecture's name.
"Shiodao" is...
"Shiodao" is... "Oshika" is missing "saga" too!
"Yagami" is missing "saga" too!
But they answered "mitsu" so it's 3 points!
"Onou" doesn't even have a map so it's 0 points!
And "kasai" is not only in the capital of Kyushu...
And it's also in the prefecture of Oita!
By the way, "shikoku" is correct!
So...
We don't know who's in first place, right?
Yes!
So...
The results will be announced...
Right after this!
So...
The results will be announced!
Everyone worked hard!
Let's start with 3rd place out of the 4 of you.
Is 3rd place a good thing?
3rd place out of the 4 of you, do you think it's a good thing?
3rd place is... well...
It's like a warning bomb, right?
Wait! I understand!
It's the warning bomb announcement!
The warning bomb is...
63 points! It's Ono Elena!
The warning bomb announced itself!
It's a warning bomb!
Ah! Warning bomb!
Here I go!
2nd place... Ono Elena got 63 points.
2nd place...
64 points.
It's a close match!
Shinoda Mariko!
I'm glad!
When we went to tell Shinoda about the results of the exam...
2nd place?
Eh? Really?
I was surprised at my own amazingness.
It's really amazing.
I'm so glad.
2nd place?
I'm so happy.
2nd place is a little stupid, right?
How about 2nd place?
It's okay.
It's a little stupid.
Stupid.
Which one of you is 1st and which one is 2nd?
How about it?
I'm stupid like last time.
But I'm studying hard, so I believe in me.
It's okay.
2nd place is the lowest, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
As expected of the original idiot!
As expected of you!
Then, shall we go?
Yes.
This time, I will announce the 1st place.
1st place is...
72 points...
IAGAMI TEAM!
Yagami-chan! Yagami-chan! That touched face! If you can do it, do it over there!
No, you did well! You did your best!
From the last time we met...
You're amazing!
I didn't say it earlier, but your English questions were all correct!
Amazing!
As you can see, her English questions were all correct!
Yagami, who met again, is in a pessimistic mood!
I didn't know studying like this would be so fun!
Wow! Amazing!
Studying is fun!
Yagami, who studied for more than four hours every day in order to redeem herself against weekly tests...
Her achievements were rewarded!
The number of times Yagami-san worked hard...
Ta-dah!
This is all I wrote!
You worked hard!
Well, since it's a rule, I'll announce it!
The reunion is...
34 points!
Congratulations to KASAI and MOMO!
Wow! This is frustrating!
And with that, the punishment game is decided by SASHIARA!
SASHIARA!
And later that day...
They told KASAI about the results!
Good morning!
Actually...
Yes?
You were in danger.
What?! Really?!
Yes.
Really?! Yes.
What about you, Yagami-chan?
Actually, I studied a lot and came in first place.
You did?! Yes.
You're definitely lying!
You're kidding me!
For this punishment game, we've prepared something that will make you smarter.
Please eat this.
It's a scorpion!
It's not a scorpion! It's a scorpion!
This is a scorpion swan game.
The scorpion is contained in many things and has the effect of developing brain functions and maintaining them.
It's twitching!
It's freshly fried, so it's crispy.
It's delicious!
It was delicious!
Next up is head massage!
Yay!
Once you get it, you can't let it go. Dr. Foot, Deputy Director, Yonamiro Sensei, with the meaning of "scorpion massage"!
Thank you!
It's a scorpion.
It looks like a scorpion.
I'm smart, so don't do too much.
The part where your thumb connects to your head...
Oh, I see.
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! Stop it! Please go home!
Go home! Go home!
If you get it, you can't let it go.
Ow! Ow! It hurts! It hurts! I said it hurts!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Of course, for firecrackers...
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Weekly AKB news!
AKB48 has landed in America for the first time!
A solo concert at Webster Hall in New York!
Gathering 700 local fans, a huge success!
Hello everyone! We are AKB Firecrackers!
The rehearsal has finally begun!
It's a pity, but tickets will be released on October 11th!
Everyone, please come and see us!
Thank you! We'll be waiting for you!
For the first time, AKB48 has landed in America for the first time!
Yay!
This is what we have!
We are AKB48!
Everyone, let's become firecrackers and play with us!
Our photo album for AKB48 will be released!
The title is...
"AKB48 Complete Piece"!
It will be released October 10th!
You can see everything about us, AKB48!
Please come and see us!
Also!
The promotion video for our new song "REBIRTH" will be released!
Please watch our military-style MV!
♪ No matter what you do, you'll end up in jail for that ♪
And then, Sara, who's stuck with playing board games because of her military responsibilities...
Okay, Sensei, if you have any other bad points, please find them for us!
- Since we're here... - What could it be? - It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
- What does "it hurts" mean? - It's super bad.
- Oh, it's super bad! - It's super bad!
- It's around the anus. - It's around the anus!
- Idol! - Should I eat it? Should I eat it?
- It hurts! It hurts! - It hurts! It hurts!
- Sensei, I haven't eaten it for a while. I haven't eaten it for a while. I definitely haven't eaten it for a while.
- Hey, what's this? What's this? - It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
- Okay, everyone! If you're waiting for your final exam, do your best in the next corner! - It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
- That's all for "Choice"! - It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
This week's show was the work of the Yagami Group, who successfully took revenge!