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Every Friday, from 5:30 p.m.,
"Weekly AKB"!
Today's "Weekly AKB" is a special special edition!
The program that AKB does for AKB,
that is "Weekly AKB"!
Today, we will reveal its highlights!
Every Friday, evening 5:30 p.m. broadcast of "Weekly AKB",
members of AKB48 and SKE48 will go out into the city
and challenge various things!
There, their serious expressions,
sweat, tears, smiles,
and even screams!
All of them will be there!
Please enjoy "Weekly AKB"!
This week, we will also work hard and challenge various things!
That's right! "Weekly AKB" is a program
where they will work hard and challenge various things!
It hurts! It hurts!
You can definitely see their...
That's right! Reactions!
Members have shown various reactions for their health!
Many of those reactions start with this program!
The first broadcast of "Weekly AKB" is "Quiz Contest"!
Yeah!
Even in Japan, it is a popular screaming machine!
Furthermore, this program answers quizzes!
Which one is hotter?
This cute expression...
One minute!
After this, it changes to a ridiculous expression!
Gradually, fear attacks Maeda!
I'm sorry! I want to pee! I want to pee! I want to pee!
At last, everyone is together!
What?! Who?!
Um...
Awesome!
Yeah!
I did it!
In the forward state, and...
Go!
I don't think she's an idol.
Otakebi!
Next up is Minegishi.
She's already had no meat before the show began.
How will Minegishi react to this?
The time of fear is approaching Minegishi!
Help me!
At first she's crying, but in the actual show she's doing her best!
Um... Hungary!
And in order to get more people to scream, she'll challenge herself to the world's highest number of spins!
In the beginning it was smiley Miyazawa, but...
After this, with an incredible reaction,
the countdown to the tragedy has begun!
Here's the quiz!
It's finally starting to scream!
I can't breathe!
The screamer Miyanzam is...
But the real reaction starts now!
Miyazawa takes meaningless action because he doesn't know what's going on anymore!
In "AKB Lincoln School",
To save the missing members,
Kojima and Ouya try to guess what's in the box!
What's in the box?
Oh no! It's spinning!
- Huh? - It's getting bigger.
There it is!
- It's spinning! - It's a big one!
It looks like a human being.
Another big one!
It's a human!
Isn't it crazy?
All of them?
I'd like you to come towards me.
- She's the biggest person in this show. - Is it off?
It's coming out!
It's coming out of where it's coming out of!
And speaking of Lincoln School, it's a place of fear!
There, fear attacks Miyazawa and Masuda!
The reaction art is...
"Extreme spicy fatty food game"!
AKB's Extreme Spicy Club, where members eat up all the extreme spicy food in the world!
Fighting various extreme spicy foods, there were various reactions!
Ah, I can't do it anymore!
First of all, the extreme spicy food...
Taki, who fought with the 10th place barbodorf, is...
It's good!
Is it good?
My face, my face, my face, my face!
And when they fought with the 6th place barbodorf, there was a slightly different reaction!
"Extreme spicy attack"!
Ah...
Noooooo!
Esu-kei, who is active in Nagoya, also fought with local extreme spicy foods!
Among them, the extreme spicy club leader, Matsui, is...
It's not spicy, but I'm full!
Over there!
It's not spicy, but it's Matsui who cries because she's full!
And...
Among the members, who had the most reactions were...
Sakura Kinzou-san, who is listening to the story of the stairs!
Behind the members, who are scared of the scary stories of the stairs...
What's wrong? What's wrong?
It was a reaction that made them cry.
When it comes to reactions, it's A.K.A.B.'s cheerleader, Yūko Ōshima!
It's sudden, isn't it?
Here!
A.K.A.B.'s first filming, and suddenly...
It's not A.K.A.B.'s, is it?
And, when it comes to screaming machines, Ōshima...
I'm going crazy!
At first, Ōshima was very excited...
I'm going up!
As she approaches the scary point...
Nice reaction!
In addition, Mr. Himura, a banana man who came as a special comment, has this kind of head.
This is a real goat...
Real goat.
This is a little low.
Ueshima picks up such a goat's mimicry.
Oh, good!
She's eating something.
It was a goat-like Ueshima.
And when she ate habanero shaved ice, she reacted like this...
- Is it spicy? - Everyone is saying it's fine.
- Can you do it later? - Yes, I'll do it later.
Grandma! Grandma!
Grandma!
And when it comes to extremely spicy food...
It's Ueshima Yuko, who wants to be stimulated by you!
- Is it spicy? - Yes, it's spicy.
It's Ueshima Yuko, who likes spicy food.
Ueshima was full of charm, but...
When she ate Ueshima hamburg steak with habanero sauce in "Devil's Kitchen", she reacted like this...
- Let's eat! - Go for it!
- This is what happens! - No! No!
- Is the food okay? - I'm hungry! I'm hungry!
- It's been a while since we ate like this.
- What would you like to do in the future?
- I'd like to bungee jump!
- We're looking forward to your reaction!
- After this, the new song "river" will be released!
"river" will be released on October 21!
"river" is a song about a girl who wants to change her life.
Dreams always seem so far away.
I feel like I can't reach you.
I pick up a stone under my feet,
and I try to throw it at you.
A river flows in front of you.
A wide and big river.
Even if you get used to it, believe in yourself that you can move the sky.
Even in the dark, just look back and you'll find hope, hope, hope, hope!
The next segment is this!
This week's homework!
Every Friday at 5.30pm on "Weekly AKB"!
This week's homework is this!
Think of the show's title logo!
"Weekly AKB"!
That's right! This show's logo changes every week!
Let's first look at the good ones.
Cute!
Cute, right?
Cute!
What are you imagining with this?
This? I'm imagining pretty letters.
Pretty letters.
You all have really good eyebrows.
Really good.
Cute!
Sae-chan.
This is fine, right?
Sorry!
What did you imagine with this?
I was really hungry at the time.
Too bad!
I was really hungry at the time.
Well, well, well!
This is still cute.
- Really? - It's clearly written here.
This is definitely not good.
Next up is this pineapple drawing that has nothing to do with AKB.
AKB has nothing to do with pineapples, right?
What?
You know, you've become an AKB member.
Why do you make me draw like this?
- Let me draw like this! - Who is it?
Let me draw like this normally!
- Mana-chan? - Mana-chan...
Why did you decide to draw a pineapple?
Everyone uses crayons and stuff, but you use pencils and drafts properly.
I can tell that you're working hard.
What's with the pineapple? It makes my tongue tingle.
Um, there was a pineapple drawing in front of me.
You can tell how she feels right away.
Everyone is thinking about it and making it for me, but I can see that you're human.
What? That's not good at all!
It's fine, right? I'm proud of you.
I'm not bad. I'm an AKB member.
Don't forget about SKE.
I'm going to turn SKE into an AKB member.
Then SKE is going to erase AKB, right?
Huh?
It's evolved! It's evolved!
It's evolved!
Is that what you meant?
SKE has a scabbard, right? I erased it a little.
- AKB has a scabbard? - I erased it a little.
AKB has a scabbard!
Who erased it?
Every week, the members come up with new jikisetsu programs.
Next week, weekly test. Come back next week!
What kind of program is Weekly AKB?
I think it's a show where you challenge your own limits.
Weekly AKB First Weekly Test!
In order to know the ability of the members,
In the program, there will be a middle school test and a common sense problem test.
However, the correct answer is Jin Kai and Ren Patsu.
Mohan Kai and Matsu Irena.
Here it is.
Ginger, pumpkin and katatsumori.
Yes, wonderful!
Here is the correct answer, Kasai-chan.
Here it is.
Ginger, pumpkin, cow's hot pot.
You give away 100 of them and you lose the hot pot?
What does "cow's hot pot" mean?
There is lamb meat hot pot and with that momentum...
With that momentum...
I thought there is also cow's hot pot.
I see.
But you remembered it. What is it called?
What was it again?
Everyone is like this?
What is this system?
Lame-kuji!
No, it's Karatsumon.
Get involved!
In the next question, there will be even more deep answers!
Using "daigomi" and "akb" words, they will make sentences!
"Mohankai" and "sasharasa"
That's good.
I forgot!
Do you want to read it?
Here it is!
"Akb" and "daigomi" are places where there are a lot of stupid people.
Who are you talking about?
The usage is correct, but who are you talking about, by the way?
Kojiwaru-san.
Kojiwaru-san?
No way!
Kojiwaru-san!
It's not about studying, it's about everyday life.
Then it's even worse, right?
What about everyday life?
It's a little...
Don't stare!
Senpai, don't stare!
Face forward!
I'm often flustered.
You're often flustered?
Well, there are also these kinds of answers, but Miyaza-chan...
Here it is!
I always put "daigomi" in miso soup.
"Akb" and "daigomi" are places where there are a lot of stupid people.
"daigomi"?
There are two things I want to say.
I told you to put "daigomi" and "akb" in miso soup, but you put "daigomi" because you thought "akb" wasn't in it.
Let's start with "daigomi".
I said "gogomi".
Even if it's "gogomi"?
If it's "shichimi" or something like that, what do you think it is?
I think it's "ichimi", "shichimi" and "gogomi".
Out of the five...
Itoda-san!
There was a monster.
A monster was born.
Next is "shakai".
The correct answer for questions about guns and Christianity is...
Kitahara-chan with the answer.
Read it out loud.
The first gun that was sent to Japan was called "taneigashima" because of where it came from.
Miyazaki.
I didn't say anything that terrible.
Really?
Then do you want to read it?
Miyazaki Miao, it's this one.
The first gun that was sent to Japan was called "kotetschan" because of where it came from.
It's like a cow's stomach.
I didn't know where it came from.
Does Miao call the gun "kotetschan"?
It's like "if you call it like that"...
If you call it like that, it's "kotetschan".
So if a policeman is lowering it on his waist, it's "kotetschan".
If you call it like that...
Then let's call it "kotetschan" this time.
Let's call it like that!
Let's call it like that together!
Let's call it like that!
I won't call it like that!
Next is "reika".
The question is...
What does a plant do to create oxygen and nutrients from water and carbon dioxide when it receives light?
The correct answer is "reika".
But what is Elena Ono's answer?
Flowing work.
It's flowing. It's true, right? It's flowing like this from the light.
Next, using eyes and nose tip to make sentences.
Let's look at the correct example from here.
Akimoto-san.
Go ahead.
From my house to school is within eye and nose tip distance.
Well, there was also this kind of answer.
Yagami-chan.
Eyes and nose tip are itchy because of hay fever.
Where is "eyes and nose tip"?
Is it a physical story?
What does it mean?
But I use the word "eyes and nose tip" properly, don't I?
Oh, is it the opposite pattern?
Well, let's move on to the next problem.
Yes.
The next problem is to fill in the blank part of a sentence.
Again, that kid...
There were people who got all of them wrong.
Yagami-chan, let's take a look.
Yagami-chan, here it is.
Even on a rock...
If you forget something, you can't forget it.
"Kaho" is different from "nete" in kanji.
And lastly, "if you live, you can."
What will you become?
If you move, you can do something.
If you say "if you live, you can" with that phrase...
Number four, "if you forget something, you can't forget it." What is it?
I often forget things.
You know the answer now, so you can say it again, right?
Please say the answer.
Rock...
if you forget something, you can't forget it.
You know the answer now, right?
If you live, you can't forget it.
You know the answer now, right?
I forgot it!
Let's move on to the next question.
Even in the famous poem "summer grass and grasshoppers are dreams," what about Yagami?
This is what Yagami wrote.
summer grass and...
Say it!
Yagami, say it!
summer grass and grasshoppers are dreams.
What happened?
What did you do?
Did you do something bad to a child?
You know...
There must be a lot of cute answers.
summer grass and grasshoppers are dreams.
Could it be "grasshoppers and..."
When you say "grasshoppers and..." I can only think of those words.
"grasshoppers and..." doesn't mean "grasshoppers and..."
Even though it's an experiment, I...
Today's result was terrible, but I'll do my best from now on, too!
So, the suspension of the weekly test has been decided!
This time, the person with the best grade will be a home teacher and will be held responsible for the test!
Don't miss it!
And after this, she'll be suspended, too!
On October 9th, Friday, at 5:30 PM, "weekly" AKB will...
This is the weekly test this time.
The weekly test has been decided!
Just like last time, the members are already studying!
But you don't watch it, do you?
Sometimes I do.
Really?
Will their results be good?
Now, let's see!
Shinoda-san will receive it, too.
Shinoda, who didn't participate last time, will also participate!
What will happen?
I made a song.
And what is Oshima's song?
Don't miss this continuation of "weekly" AKB on October 9th, Friday, at 5:30 PM!