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Weekly AKB's first weekly test!
I'm not excited at all.
This week is the weekly test!
And who will design the show's logo?
AKB's AKB's AKB's show for AKB!
That is Weekly AKB!
This week, twenty members will gather!
Idols and students should not be neglected!
This week, we will have a weekly test!
They have busy schedules every day!
How much will they learn?
The results of the shock test will be revealed soon!
A week before the weekly test's recording...
Everyone, you know...
Speaking of idols...
Are you studying properly?
Yes, we are studying.
So, there are a lot of students.
Yes, there are a lot of students.
Everyone is doing well, so...
They are doing well!
I think they are doing well.
Then, we have prepared a few questions for you.
Shall we do it?
What is it?
As of now, there are only a few questions for you.
Are there only simple questions?
Fill in the next square and complete the phrase.
Kappa's...
What is it?
Think about it in terms of meaning.
Even a professional can make mistakes.
Then, Koshino-chan.
What is it?
Fish sauce?
Kappa's...
What is special about Kappa-man?
Cucumber!
What is special about cucumbers?
Cucumber is great, isn't it?
Kappa's skin flow!
Correct!
The next question is...
Udo's...
Suzuki's...
Udo's blonde hair?
Katsumoto-san!
Udo's Thailand?
Correct!
In preparation for the mid-term test, which will be held in one week,
we will distribute reference books with the range of the test.
Those of you who have studied hard until the actual test...
Study hard!
Yes!
If you do that, you will definitely get 100 points in the test!
I will do my best!
I will really do my best!
Do your best!
Yes!
If you look at this, you will get points, right?
That's right.
Don't look at it during the test.
The reference books include...
National Language, Society, Mathematics, Science, and English.
The mid-term test questions will be asked here.
Suzuki-san!
Do your best!
The mid-term test will be held in the studio next week, so do your best to study!
Yes!
And one week later, on the day of the mid-term test...
Will the members of AKB be able to get high scores?
Will they be able to get high scores?!
If you don't explain it to me, I'll forget it.
I'll forget what I've learned.
In order to do that, let's spend 2 hours explaining this.
I feel like it's a little too long.
Let's do it!
First, national language!
Ready...
Start!
Make sure you include your name!
The questions in national language are...
Using 5 words to make sentences...
Or filling in the blanks to complete words.
Questions like answering difficult kanji names...
The exam time is 20 minutes!
20 questions in total!
1 question is 5 points, so 100 points is 10,000 points!
Everyone is facing the questions seriously!
But none of us are going to cheat, right?
It's not easy to have the courage to cheat in front of a camera like this.
On the contrary!
Next up is society!
Questions about geography on a map...
Or filling in blanks about things that have happened in history...
All of them are correct, so 100 points is 10,000 points!
Will they be able to get high scores?!
1 minute left!
2 minutes left!
3 minutes left!
And lastly!
Mathematics, science, and English!
All of them are 20 questions, so 100 points is 10,000 points!
If you add up all 5 questions...
It's a test of 300 points!
Time's up!
Now, please pass me the paper with answers from behind to front!
Okay!
This is bad!
After this, if you combine the answers...
You'll be able to get high scores!
Weekly Test Result Announcement!
Everyone, thank you for your hard work!
First, let's combine the answers in Japanese.
The first question in Japanese was this kind of question.
Please remember it.
Use your eyes and nose to make sentences.
Let's look at the correct example from here.
Akimoto-san!
Go ahead.
From my house to school is within eye and nose distance.
There was also this kind of answer.
Yagami-chan!
Eye and nose are itchy because of hay fever.
Is it a physical story?
What does it mean?
I'm using the words "eyes and nose are itchy", aren't I?
Is it the opposite pattern?
Let's look at the next question.
The next question was this one.
Use "hagatatanai" to make sentences.
Muhan wrote it.
Here it is!
One day, a principal who wants to be a principal says...
"Teacher, "hagatatanai" doesn't work for you."
After all, it seems like it's amazing to be a principal.
What is this?
She said "make sentences", but no one said "make stories".
But it's correct! Thank you!
Thank you for your hard work!
Fushie-san!
She wrote it like this.
"hagatatanai" doesn't work for you.
hagaitaikoto
It doesn't say "hagatatanai" in the sentence, but it's not in it!
It's Itoda-san's feeling.
Itoda-san's feeling?
It was painful, wasn't it?
Let's move on to the next question.
The next question is this.
Fill in the blanks and complete the phrase.
The answer is "nakanishichan".
Here it is.
ishi no ue ni mo sanme
shoshin wasureru bekarazu
kaho wa netemate
sumeba miyakoto
Some people got it all wrong.
All of them?
Yagami-chan.
Yagami-chan, here it is.
iwa no ue ni mo sanme
wasuremono wasureru bekarazu
kaho wa netemate
The kanji is different.
And lastly, "sumeba naru"
What does it become?
I don't know. Maybe I'll be able to move.
"sure".
If you say "sumeba naru" without saying "sure".
Number four, "wasuremono wasureru bekarazu"
What does it become?
I often forget things.
Since you know the answer, you can say it now, right?
Tell us the answer.
ishi
"wasureru" what is it?
You just said the answer.
"shoshin" right?
What is the answer?
You just said "shoshin" right?
I'm sorry!
Let's move on to the next question.
Here it is.
Tell us the next kanji's name.
mohan kaito
matsuirena
Here it is.
shouga
kabocha
katatsumori
Wonderful!
Here is the answer, Kasai-chan.
Here it is.
Ginger, pumpkin, cow hot pot.
You give up 100 and lose the hot pot?
What does "cow hot pot" mean?
Because there is lamb meat hot pot, I think there is "cow hot pot" with that momentum.
I see. But you remembered it. What is it called?
What was it?
Is everyone like this?
What is this system?
"Namekuji"!
No, it's "kara-tsumon".
"Kara-irete"! "Kara-irete"!
Here is the next question.
The next question is about Matsuo Basho's famous haiku song "Amaume".
The correct answer is this person!
Akimoto-san!
Amazing!
Akimoto-san, since you are here, can you read it in "go-shichi-go" rhythm?
Yes!
"Silence" and "a cicada's voice soaked in rocks"
"summer grass" and "strong men" are "dream traces"
That's right!
Wonderful!
There were many people who got these "strong men" kanji wrong,
but Akimoto-san, you got them all right.
I did!
Well, there was this answer as well, but do you want to see it?
This is what Yagami-chan wrote!
"summer grass" and...
Yes!
Read it!
Yagami-chan, read it!
"summer grass" and "dream traces" are "dream traces"
What happened?
Yagami-chan, what happened?!
Someone did something bad!
What happened to you?!
Something bad happened to you?!
A kid did something bad to you?!
Well, there were many cute answers in "mistake"
"summer grass" and "kid" are "dream traces"
Could it be "kusogaki" and...
Well, when you say "domo", you only say those words...
No, "domo" doesn't mean "kusogaki"
Please be kinder to the kids.
In the next question, there will be even more deep answers!
Making sentences using "daigomi" and "akb" words!
Sashara-san, you answered correctly.
That's good.
Do you want to read it?
Here it is!
"AKB"'s "daigomi" is where there are a lot of stupid people.
Who are you talking about?
The usage is correct, but who are you talking about?
Kojiharu-san...
What?! No way!
Kojiharu-san!
I'm sure you would have said "daigomi" if you had said "daigomi"!
I would have said "daigomi" if I had said "daigomi"!
It's not about studying, it's about everyday life...
Then it's even worse, right?
What's wrong with your everyday life?
It's a little...
Don't glare at me!
Don't glare at me, senpai!
Face forward!
I'm often flustered.
You're often flustered?
Senpai, I'm worried about you.
But I didn't know you would look at me like that.
I'm not praising you!
Well, that's one answer, but...
Miyazawa-chan...
Here it is!
"I always put "daigomi" in miso soup and drink it."
That was Miyazawa-san of "AKB" forever.
That was Miyazawa-san of "AKB forever."
Well... "daigomi"?
There are two things I want to say.
I told you to put "daigomi" and "daigomi" in miso soup and drink,
but you put "daigomi" and "daigomi" in miso soup and drink,
because you thought "daigomi" and "daigomi" weren't in "AKB".
Miyazawa-chan...
Let's start with "daigomi".
You said "gogomi", didn't you?
"Gogomi"?
Even if it's "gogomi", it's "daigomi".
What do you think "shichimi" and "daigomi" are?
"Ichimi", "shichimi" and "daigomi" are "gogomi".
Five...
Itada-san!
There was a monster!
A monster!
A monster was born, wasn't there?
Next up is "Society's Answers".
Here is the question.
Fill in the blank.
What is the correct answer to the question about guns and Christianity in the Sengoku period?
The answer is Kitagara-chan!
Yes!
Then read it out loud!
The first guns transmitted to Japan came from there and were called "Tanegashima"
and at that time, Jesus Christ was also transmitted by Francisco Xavier of the Jesuits.
Congratulations!
Amazing!
Miyazaki...
Yes?
Miyao...
I didn't write anything that terrible.
Really?
Then read it out loud.
Miyazaki Miyao, here you go.
Miyao...
The first guns transmitted to Japan came from there and were called "Kotetschan"
That's like a cow's stomach.
I didn't know where it came from.
Miyao, do you call guns "kotetschan"?
I call them "kotetschan" when I call them.
You call them "kotetschan" when you call them?
Then the policeman is lowering his waist and you are lowering your "kotetschan"
Yes!
When you call them...
Then let's call them "kotetschan" next time!
Let's call them together!
Let's call them!
We won't call them!
Then let's move on to the next question.
The next question is from the 1940s.
It's a social phenomenon that happened due to the high price of oil and gas.
The correct answer is "sashihara rimo"
This is it!
Due to the high price of crude oil, housewives all over Japan have bought toilet paper and other daily necessities.
This is called "oil shock".
However, there is something wrong with this problem!
This is it!
Because of this problem, Japanese generals have bought detergents and toilet paper and other daily necessities.
And they sold them in convenience stores!
In convenience stores!
What era are you talking about?
Everyone buys it in supermarkets, so convenience stores don't sell it anymore.
You're wrong, but you're talking like you're correct!
Miyazaki and Miao, let's go!
Miao!
This is it!
I've never heard of it, but it's "over-new york shock"!
No, it's not!
Over...
Overly "oak shock"!
So what?!
Lastly, Rika and Engo's answers!
First up is Rika's question!
What is the answer to the question "how to make oxygen and nutrients from water and carbon dioxide by receiving light from plants?"
The correct answer is...
Sayako Akimoto!
The correct answer is photosynthesis!
Yes, that's correct!
Out of 20 people, 17 people got it right, but...
What is Engo and Elena's answer?!
Flowing work!
It's true, right?
Flowing from light like this...
His talent is English grammar!
Translate the next English sentence!
This is the last one, right?
There are 20 people who answered correctly, but only 3 people answered correctly.
That's too bad!
Actually, this is because of the lyrics of "Wake me 48".
Wow, wow, wow! Everyone is singing, right?
That's right.
Those who answered correctly, show us your answers!
Here it is!
Wow!
What does it mean?
After class, when the bell rings, I secretly cover you with my eyes!
That's right!
Correct!
How did you know?
Did you read this sentence and know what it means?
I looked at the sentences one by one and thought, "Huh? After class, when the bell rings...
...oh, it's Kitan, isn't it?"
You thought it was Kitan, didn't you?
But no matter what you say, it's correct!
Wow!
The winners are...
...Sashihara-san...
...Netoyo-san...
...and Nakanishi-san.
We did it!
Yes!
I'm amazing!
As AKB, we have to know this problem.
Maeda Atsuko is...
Me and you are in the same class for a long time.
Same class.
Compared to English, Japanese is very short.
In short, yes.
Did you say "in short"? It's not "in short"!
I stopped doing it.
Takamina, is it?
Yes.
Here it is.
When I went home, my head got longer.
And the class ended.
You too, let's make your head longer.
I'm scared.
Your head got longer.
I'm scared!
When you went home, your head got longer.
This is...
In short, it was like that.
When you go home after school, your head gets longer.
When you go home after school?
Where is "head"?
I thought it was "head".
You thought it was "head"?
And there is "long".
"Long"?
You thought it was "long"?
How long is it?
It's like "norihyon".
Like "norihyon"?
I'm scared!
Here are the results!
For this weekly test,
100 points for national language,
100 points for society,
100 points for numbers, "ri", "e", "matomete"
A total of 300 points!
For those of you who got it right,
we have a penalty game for you!
On national TV,
being called "idiot" is already a penalty game, but...
First, "best 3"!
There were two people with the same score,
so we'll announce it from second place!
There are two people.
280 points.
Yes.
Out of 300 points, 280 points are...
Akemoto Sayaka of Matsuire!
But there were a lot of mistakes.
You're giving others a hard time.
That's right!
Matsurena-chan is already active.
Yes, I'm an active high school student.
I see.
But there is someone who exceeds that.
Now, the first place is...
Out of 300 points, 290 points.
The first place is...
Nakanishi-san!
Wow!
Mom, look at me!
That's great! Give her a big hand!
Thank you!
And now, the worst three are...
The 18th place is...
94 points.
One digit has decreased.
Now, the worst three will be announced!
Who will be in last place?
Now, shall we announce the worst three?
The 18th place is...
94 points.
One digit has decreased.
That's right.
Let's see.
94 points...
Ono Elena!
But...
Why are you clapping?
How was it? Did you expect it?
Yes, that's right.
But...
Somehow, I'm still alive now.
Although you don't have a degree.
That's right.
You're still alive now.
So...
I'll use this as a trampoline.
You'll be found out!
That's how it is!
Now...
The 19th place is...
80 points.
Kasai!
Wow!
I did it! I did it pretty seriously!
You did it seriously and got 80 points?
I wasn't good at socializing.
You're in 10th place, Billy, Kasai, 5 points.
What should I do with my life from now on?
You should use this as a trampoline and work hard.
That's the only thing you can do.
Don't worry, I'll do it again.
Now, in this famous class,
in 1st place,
in 20th place,
with 65 points,
it's Kumi Yagami!
Wow, Yagami-chan!
How do you like this class?
Even though I'm an examiner, I...
Yagami, who was in 3rd place,
will have a penalty game after this!
Here are her grades!
She studied seriously for a week,
and for those who didn't,
this is their punishment!
Everyone in 1st place,
thank you for studying!
Weekly AKB news!
On October 21st,
a new song will be released!
"River"!
We're currently filming the music video!
It's a cool song that will push you back!
Everyone!
Look forward to it!
As a coupling song, "Kimi no Koro ga Suki Dakara" and "Kikouki Umo" will also be included!
Also!
AKB48 will challenge for the first time in a musical!
Yeah!
The name is...
AKB Kagekidan Infinity!
I, Takahashi, Miyasawa and Kashiwagi will be the double cast!
Other AKB members will also appear!
October 30th is the first day!
While using AKB48's songs,
I think we'll show you a different side of us!
Everyone, please look forward to it!
Look forward to it!
Also!
September 27th is New York's Webster Hall's solo concert!
Finally, AKB's momentum will fly around the world!
Also, recently released!
Tomomi Itano will challenge for the highest bungee jump in Japan!
What will happen in the end?!
Now!
As a punishment game for the reunion with Yagami,
prepare a sentence that will make you think!
First, while listening to music that will make you think, "Mozart"!
Drinking "tea that will make you think", which is said to have the effect of preventing brain functions from aging,
will be our punishment!
What's wrong?
It's bitter!
And the finishing touch is from Lee Kios, a massagist.
He's going to ask her a question that will make you smarter.
Will this massage make you smarter?
Yes, it will.
Teacher, aren't you a little low-spirited?
You have two cameras following you, and you're so low-spirited?
It will make you smarter.
Teacher, please.
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
It's getting better and better.
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
It's getting better and better.
Teacher, will this make you smarter?
It will.
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
There will be a final test.
Everyone, please study hard for it.
Erano-chan, have you gotten smarter?
You're nostalgic.
Yes.
Are you a beginner?
A beginner?
Sensei, please do it one more time.
This week's program is Maeda Atsuko's work!