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Weekly AKB!
Weekly...
AKB!
Weekly AKB is a program for AKB by AKB of AKB!
Today's members are these 20 people!
And their MCs are...
Shinoda Mariko and Takai Tsukino!
This week, AKB will do their best and scream!
And a studio demonstration!
What happened?!
Now, it's started!
Weekly AKB!
Today's MCs are...
Shinoda Mariko and...
Your heart...
Tsuki-tsuki-tsukina!
I'm Takai Tsukino and I'm 13 years old!
Nice to meet you!
And our MCs are...
Gomospeedwagon and...
Yoshimoto!
Today, we're wearing daily clothes...
Do you have any tips?
Tips...
When you wear a material like this...
Your armpits sweat a lot...
That's not it!
It's not a tip for wearing daily clothes!
Then, let's start!
The first challenger is...
No matter what situation an idol is in...
They don't always have to be calm!
The legendary idols have always been calm!
That's right!
How calm can BKBs be without getting scared?
Screaming Queen Championship!
The second round will be held!
This time, it's mainly suitable for this event!
That's right!
"Kimo-dameshi"!
"Kimo-dameshi", yes!
The stage will be the Tokyo Dome City exclusive screaming spot, Chinoyo Main Mansion.
The AKB will be stepping into this mansion, where the sound of the farmland is attached.
The first screaming club association, "Kimo- dameshi", yes!
Good morning!
What are you crying about?
Are you okay?
What's wrong with you?
Why are you so excited?
And the members who joined this time are...
Minami Takahashi, Mayu Watanabe's team, Haruka Kodema...
And Mariko Kimura's team...
You're too energetic!
I'm not good at such things!
It's rare, isn't it?
I'm not good at it!
Really?
This is fun!
It's fun for us to challenge ourselves!
Shinoda has been crying before the challenge!
What will happen next?
This battle is between under-20s and over-20s!
In the first round, Watanabe and Kojima will battle!
In the second round, Takahashi and Shinoda will enter the mansion and challenge three orders!
Every time they clear an order, they add 10 points to their team!
After the second round, the team with the most points wins!
Now for the first round!
The youngest members are 15-year-olds Mayu Watanabe and...
Will Haruna Kodema be able to gain points for Shinoda?
Ready...
Start!
I'm scared!
I want to go to my grandma's house!
I'm scared!
I can't do it anymore!
I'm scared!
I can't do it anymore!
They finally go inside, but...
The scared Watanabe can't move forward.
No! No! No! I really don't like it!
As expected, Watanabe doesn't like bitter things.
Ah, I really don't like it!
No! No!
I really don't like it!
No! No!
I'm scared!
A wooden doll...
I can't do it anymore! I'm scared!
Even if you ignore it, it keeps moving forward.
Ah!
It keeps moving forward.
They try to move forward without looking at anything else.
No! No!
I really don't like it!
No! No!
No!
Watanabe is confused.
And then...
The first order...
Pick up the doll in front of you...
so that its head comes up first.
Wait!
A doll?
I'm not scared! I'm not scared!
Ah!
No! No! No!
Kojima is out.
Why?!
You're kidding! It was cold just now, wasn't it?!
You're kidding!
Kojima, in a hurry, missed one step and couldn't clear it.
Even though she was screaming, she completed the mission and got 10 points.
Next, both of them head for the next mission point.
What came into their vision was a creepy staircase.
What is this?!
It's moving. Is it a person?!
And now...
The second mission.
Sing the chorus of "Namida Sapuraizu" with a choreography.
Let's dance, Kojima.
Let's start the party for you!
For you...
Namida Sapuraizu
Both of you cleared it.
It's OK.
Even though it froze for a moment...
It's for you!
They quickly got back on their feet and cleared it.
I'm so happy!
The pot that was frozen in the first half got a continuous point.
And now, both of them have finally arrived at their final destination.
What?!
Stop it! Stop it!
The final order of the first round will be given.
The last order.
From now on, I will give you the names of famous people one by one,
so continue doing that impersonation until the other person falls down.
Impersonation?
Stop it! Stop it!
Antonio Inoki.
I'm Inoki!
If you're energetic, you can do anything!
I'm Inoki!
One, two, three!
Do!
I'm Inoki!
Yann Kimi.
You guys!
Let's run towards that sunset!
Bye-bye!
What's going on?!
Don't you dare touch my cute little girl!
Hurry up and go away!
Sazan.
Guata Kieske.
What time is it?
I'm hungry.
What time is it?
What?!
You're weak.
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
You're weak.
Out.
The first round ends here.
Besides them, Watanabe has overpowered Kojima and escaped.
However, after the match...
You're too fast!
You won!
Did you have fun?
The second round of competition is Shinoda Mariko against Takahashi Minami of Genkichirisu, who has unexpected weaknesses.
Shinoda is a ghost house that is not good at shedding tears.
How calm can Shinoda be?
It's heavy, but I'll do my best!
First of all, Mariko is slow!
Shinoda, scared by fear, starts breaking down quickly!
She hits the camera and screams!
She started singing meaningless songs.
Then, because of this stupid song,
something terrible was reflected in Shinoda's camera!
Surprisingly, the menu screen of the camera that shouldn't have been reflected crushed Shinoda's face!
It's a terrible phenomenon that Shinoda can only think of as a stupid song and talking!
It can't be a recklessness of the filming team!
And, because of this stupid song,
something terrible was reflected in Takahashi's camera, too!
What an ominous menu screen!
Takahashi's camera, too!
She's not at fault!
Takahashi is the biggest victim of Shinoda's song!
And after this, Shinoda continues to cause trouble!
It's okay! We can do it!
Encouraged by their opponent, Takahashi, they finally arrive at their destination.
However, even here...
And finally, the order...
The first order...
Pick up the doll in front of you like it's coming from the top of your head.
Will Shinoda be able to complete the order?
Shinoda, even though scared, successfully completed the order!
Even though covered in injuries, Takahashi calmly completed the order and added 10 points!
But even after that, there is no sign of Shinoda's fear subsiding.
Stop it! Stop it!
I'll get angry! Minami will get angry!
And the second order...
The chorus of "Happy Happy Birthday" surprise...
Sing it with a choreography!
"Happy Happy Birthday" surprise?
One, two...
Happy Happy Birthday
Candle of cake
Take a deep breath and show me your smile
Both teams...out!
With Shinoda's scream that makes you think of a horror movie, the song is interrupted.
Both teams didn't complete the order.
And finally, with the team's victory at stake, they will challenge for the final battle!
Please help me!
Without even showing Shinoda's enthusiasm for the battle, they have arrived at the final destination!
And finally, the final order!
From now on...
I will give you the names of famous people one by one, so keep doing that impersonation until the other person falls down.
Impersonation?
And here, Shinoda will give a surprise at the end!
Running in the melody...
What will be Kyomoku's surprise?
From now on, I will give you the names of famous people one by one, so keep doing that impersonation until the other person falls down.
Impersonation?
And here, Shinoda will give a surprise at the end!
I'm scared!
It's my first time.
Nakamori Akina.
Nakamori Akina?
Running in the green...
Red tomato!
Running in the green...
Nothing is right!
It's not a tomato!
I'm Nakamori Akina.
Surprisingly high-level impersonation by Takahashi.
Running in the green...
Red tomato!
Not only is Shinoda a different person, but he also performed that famous song in a wild version!
And at that moment!
I'm scared!
While Shinoda was screaming, Takahashi was...
Running in the green...
...continuing his impersonation!
Shinoda!
Shinoda, out.
And like that, all the competitions ended!
As a result, of course, the winning team is...
Takahashi's team!
In other words, the reason is...
No, it's Haruna.
No, it's not!
It's Haruna!
Leaving aside the reason or who it is,
the reason for the scream this time is...
It's definitely her.
Ah, how was it?
How will it turn out?
You're so calm right now!
You're full of bad things!
What's that song?
♪ Running in the green ♪
♪ Red tomato ♪
It's completely different! Everything is different!
While you were singing, didn't you feel like you didn't have enough "g" in you?
No, I remembered up to "red"
and I was wondering what "tomato" was
Don't make the "tomato" in the green into a song!
I'm glad we were able to see everyone's unexpected side of you.
Mayu's new gag, "Yahoy!"
Yahoy!
I said "yahoy!" unconsciously
Yahoy!
I was surprised
You only say that when you're climbing a mountain!
Weekly AKB's Writing Training!
Everyone said it was pretty scary, but...
It seems like you like scary things quite a bit!
No, no, no, we don't like it!
Even if it's scary, you say you like it, don't you?
No, we don't like it!
And so, we have a special instructor with us today!
She's very good at scary stories!
Ms. Sakura Kinzou!
Nice to meet you!
Today, it's a midsummer special!
A special lesson from Ms. Sakura Kinzou, who's familiar with scary stories!
And it's a time of fear that AKB has never experienced before!
Is there such a thing as fear of ghosts?
No, I think it's just how people are!
Can you see it?
Sometimes I feel like I can see it...
By the way, in this studio today...
Studios have been around for a long time, right?
That's right!
And so, we'd like Ms. Kinzou to tell us a scary story!
Please!
Sakura Kinzou's scary story! A call from her seniors!
This is a story of one of my friends.
She said she did a part-time job during the summer vacation.
It was housecleaning, I think.
After moving, she cleans up and cleans up again.
She usually goes with her seniors in a group of two, but only on those days.
It's a little late for her seniors, but they go ahead and do it for her.
The place she went to was an old wooden apartment.
And when you look at it, there's something like an anime character sticker on the pillar.
I asked my seniors about it on my cell phone, and they said,
Oh, I'm sorry, but you should peel it all off and clean it up.
So I put some liquid on it and peeled it off piece by piece.
When you look at it, at the top of the pillar...
I don't know if it's a shrine or a temple or something like that,
but there's something like a bad feeling pattern on it.
I thought, "Well, I guess I'll peel this off, too."
I peeled it off neatly and threw it away.
At that time, my cell phone rang.
Oh, it's not my cell phone. Where is it ringing from?
The phone of that house is on the tatami mat.
That's what's ringing.
It's been ringing all the time, so I went out and said, "Hello?"
My seniors said, "Oh, I forgot to tell you earlier."
You can peel off all the stickers, but you can't peel off the tag.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I just peeled it off a little bit," I said.
Why do you peel it off?
No, I'm sorry. I just...
Why do you peel it off?
My voice was no longer my senior's voice.
Why do you peel it off?
No, I'm sorry. I just...
I was sweating and my heart was pounding.
Why do you peel it off?
My phone line was off.
Why do you peel it off?
Don't sweat it.
Let's go back to our seats.
What's up? What's up? What's up?
What's up?
Matsui-san!
Nice to meet you!
Everyone knows you, Yomi-san! Yomi-san!
What are you doing?!
I'm sorry for making you wait.
Who are you?! Who are you?!
Who are you?!
An emergency prank after this!
Reveal AKB's unknown identity!
I'm Shinji.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Asuna.
Weekly AKB News!
NHK Hall Concert "KAMIKOUEN YOTEI" DVD "AKB48" is now on sale!
There's tears and laughter! Please watch it!
Hello! I'm Miyazo Asai!
My first photo book will be released on August 20th!
The title is "She"!
I shot it with world heritage encore mat!
I hope you'll watch it like you're on a trip with your girlfriend!
I'll show you a little bit of the making of it!
Here you go!
Here it is!
AKB special book!
AKB general election swimsuit surprise announcement!
On sale August 20th!
AKB's first swimsuit photo book!
Next week, an emergency prank!
AKB's Shiraito reveals their true selves!
See you next week!
One, two...
Weekly AKB!