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Do you need to do that?
I don't need one or two seconds.
I want two seconds of fun.
Shibuya D-pay has started.
We will continue to broadcast live for 59 minutes.
The day has finally come!
The day of the chest muscle festival has finally come!
That's right.
Why is Tsutsumisha-san here?
What do you mean "of course"?
You said you had chest muscles in summer, right?
You said you had chest muscles in fall, right?
I don't need regular muscles.
You don't need regular muscles, do you?
How many times have you said you had chest muscles in fall and fall again?
If I say it once, it's ten times.
What do you mean "it's not good"?
You want to exchange ideas, right?
We want to exchange ideas, but you're suddenly denying it.
Isn't that strange?
It looks delicious.
What do you mean "it looks delicious"?
It's not your way.
It's not my way.
You're not putting it in like this, are you?
I'm putting miso in it.
What's wrong with you putting miso in it?
Why do you put miso in it?
It's not a fast food restaurant.
Please forgive me.
It's not a fast food restaurant.
Chest muscle festival!
Kamura-san, Komei-san, and Tsutsumista-san!
Yes, yes.
Good evening.
I'm Mogi Junichi.
There's also "whisper chest muscle" tonight.
Viewers, please prepare headphones.
"Whisper chest muscle" is like a human head.
If you whisper in that shape of a microphone,
you'll really be whispered in your ear and you'll be squeezed like this.
That's the system, isn't it?
You seem to know a lot about it.
No, it's because you beat me up last time.
It doesn't seem like it's your first time.
Thank you.
Tsutsumista-san, you don't seem like you do your job properly.
Please stop it.
Why is that?
Don't you think so?
No, you're right. It wasn't funny.
What's funny about it right now?
You're reading the comments round and round.
No, it was funny!
You changed your words completely!
And you said it clearly when you did it in real life.
It's long.
What's long about it?
Excuse me, is it okay if we start?
And so, tonight, we'll be holding the autumn Munekyun Festival!
Now, let me introduce you to the Munekyun Masters who will be reading the lines!
They're here with some of the best lines they've read in the past!
First up is Matsui Benapp, the best voice actress in SKE48!
The lines are from Fioretta-san of Ishikawa Prefecture.
"During SKE48's theater performance,"
"I want you to point me in the right direction."
"I'm going to marry him!"
Next up is Yoshiki Pisak of Gravia!
The lines are from Noname-san of Shizuoka Prefecture.
"On my way home from a date,"
"I walked a little late," said Yoshiki-san.
"If you walk that fast,"
"you'll miss the last train!"
She made that face!
Next up is Serina, who controls her mysterious voice!
The lines are from Kurhaus-san of Nara Prefecture.
Serina-san said, "It's getting dark."
"What's wrong with being scared?"
Arrange! Arrange!
The first one was a failure!
Next up is Kyomoto Yuka, the original Munekyun Queen!
The lines are from Mikitsuke-san of Nagano Prefecture.
"When you're riding a Ferris wheel on a date,"
"what do you want people to say?"
"If I go all the way,"
"no one will be able to see me, you know?"
"Then..."
"At that timing..."
Now, let's move on to the men's section.
Speaking of Mr. Munekyun, this is him...
Kato Kazuki!
The lines are from Kumamoto Prefecture, Masaru Prefecture.
Kato Kazuki-san said them from above.
"Hey you, who sent you such a cute face?"
Lastly, from the Japanese Comedy Association,
Mr. Munekyun, non-style.
Inoue Yusuke!
The lines are from Gifu Prefecture, Miyutsu-san.
We'd like Inoue-san to say them in a handsome way.
"I'll let you like me."
Shut up!
What, you're sleepy?
Open your eyes!
These six "Munekyun Masters" will read out the lines from the viewers,
with all their hearts and souls!
Wow, look at all these people!
They came all the way here!
These are truly heroes of history!
They're well-gathered!
Matsue, you've become a little more mature!
You've grown taller, haven't you?
Yes, I have! About 20cm!
You can't grow that much! That's a heel!
I can't grow that much!
I know, right?!
You've become more mature!
I hope you'll continue to grow up, Munekyun!
I'll do my best!
Now, we have Mr. Kamato and Yoshiki.
Kamato and Yoshiki are completely different!
How do you like the "Munekyun Festival"?
It's been a while since I've done "Munekyun," and I'm a little nervous, but I'll do my best!
You'll do your best!
We'll make you look good!
I've even arranged it with my own salary!
And we have...
"New Type" Haramiro!
Thank you very much!
With a black heart!
Oh, you're right!
With a black heart!
But you were on it last time, too!
Yes, I love this show!
- Then let's watch it! - You say that on every show!
I do! I do!
I'm so hungry!
- And Kyomoto-san! - Yes!
- You're here! - You're here!
- Her heart is beating like a professional! - It's been a while since I danced!
- No, it's been a while and I'm nervous! - Really?
- Thank you for having me! - You're nervous and you're dancing like that?!
The fish director was trying to do this!
He was about to do it!
- And then... - Yes!
- The one with the biggest heart! - Yes!
- Kato-kun! - Yes!
- You're here! - Thank you!
- When you turn on the switch, you don't know what to fear! - Yes!
- That's right! It's almost this season! - Yes!
- You've prepared it for me! - Yes!
- I'd like you to captivate the female viewers today! - Yes!
If Kato-kun doesn't do his best, the other person will look pretty bad!
- The fish director... - You've been hanging it up at an angle for a while!
I've been hanging it up for a while!
- I'm sure you've had a heart attack yourself! - Huh?!
It's beating, but do you need a gun?!
No, it's like, "I shot through your heart!" and it goes "phew"!
- Is it a neodymium magnet? - It's not a neodymium magnet!
- It's a short-sleeved one! - It's like a neodymium magnet!
- It's not a neodymium magnet, it's perfect! - It's like you've hit your father's head with it!
- You've probably been hitting your father's head with it! - Who is it?!
Didn't you put your arm in it?!
Are you trying to finish it off with this?!
Now, everyone who's been waiting for this!
I'd like you to captivate the viewers' hearts with this!
- Yes! - Yes!
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"SHIBUYA D.PAY"
Miwa, please give us an introduction.
Yes, I'm NHK announcer Miwa Hideka. Nice to meet you.
If you come up with a line you want Master Muneki to read for you,
please access the program's website on your mobile phone, smartphone, or computer.
You can read and access this two-dimensional code.
For those of you who chose to post it, we'll give you this program-specific can badge.
In addition, you can download some of the lines read tonight.
This is a program-exclusive gift.
Details will be announced at the end of the program.
- Mr. Tamura, Mr. Kobayashi, and Mr. Tsutsumista... - Yes, yes.
Now, I, too, would like to take over from here.
- Please do. - Please do.
Just taking over is enough.
Now, Mr. Tamura, Mr. Kobayashi, and Mr. Tsutsumista will choose their lines.
Viewers, please vote by pressing the button on your remote control
on which of the three of you came up with the best line.
If you think your line was the best among the three of you,
- I'd like you to be the "Munekyun King" of autumn! - Oh, wow!
- "Munekyun King" of autumn... - Please do your best!
- Thank you very much. - Please do your best.
Now, let's get started.
- First of all, Mr. Tamura, please choose your line. - Yes.
I'll start with the first one.
A heavy one.
- Mr. Kyomoto. - Huh?
- Yes, yes. - A heavy one.
- Mr. Kyomoto, please come forward. - Yes.
- A heavy one. - Are you okay?
This line is from a man named Masaru from Kumamoto Prefecture.
Mr. Kyomoto Yuka said this line as if it were a voice guidance of a free dial.
"If you like me, press one."
"If you love me, press three."
Stop! Stop!
Are you nervous?
When I heard it, I thought it was a little tight.
As expected of Kyomoto-san, he is extending it more and more.
Kyomoto-san is scary.
It's a good momentum.
It's about to reach 70.
It's a way of putting in feelings by grasping the lines in an instant.
I see.
As expected of a professional.
It's reaching 70.
Now, it's just begun. It's from now on.
Then, please choose Kobayashi-san.
Then, Matsui.
Yes.
Matsui has grown up.
Kyotofu.
Mihaku.
Matsui.
Matsui Rena-san.
It's a line you want to hear when you try to get the same book at a bookstore and your hand touches it.
Would you like me to read it for you?
I'd be happy if you did.
You've grown up, haven't you?
It's quite an intense battle.
Next, Tsutsumishita-san, please choose one.
Yoshiki-san, please choose one.
Aomori Prefecture, Yuu-shi-wo-mite-san.
What do you like to eat, Yoshiki-san?
If it was real, I'd be like "what?"
Isn't it a little lacking in energy?
Isn't the takoyaki a little lacking in energy?
Isn't it a little like Ikkousan?
It didn't stretch. It shrunk a little now, didn't it?
It didn't shrink.
Now, it's only just begun.
Tamura-san, please choose your post.
As I thought, Serina-san was the one who caught me.
I put a lot of effort into this.
I like it.
Member of Kanagawa Prefecture, Hotaru-neko men in their 20s.
I'll read it.
Serina-san, when you're late for a date, I want you to say...
...that I fell asleep while I was on a date with you in my dream!
You look like Yosui Inouye.
What's wrong with you, Ikkou?
Don't play weird characters!
I just want to have fun.
Let's do it again!
Can you do it like you're a little late?
Like I'm a little late?
Kain, Kanagawa Prefecture.
Otaru Neko, male, 20 years old.
When Serina
is late for a date with you,
I want you to say this.
Oops, I'm late.
If you're late, you'll feel like you have a lot of kanji.
It's good to be late.
That's a cute way of saying it.
I see!
Do you want to be on TV for a little longer?
You're a horrible woman.
What do you mean "a little longer"?
"A little longer"?
I want to be on TV for at least two words longer.
This is bad.
I'll arrange it for you.
Do you want to be on TV for a little longer?
Okay, Kento Kobayashi-san, please.
Can I say it out loud?
Yes.
Okay, "shiny human".
No, no, say my name.
Is that okay?
Stand up and say it.
"shiny human".
Do you have self-awareness?
Okay, Fukui Prefecture.
Kazuki.
He's a girl.
Kazuki, who is younger than him, looked at him and said this while smiling.
You know...
If you stare at me like that...
I'll turn into a beast.
You idiot!
Are you playing a financial game?
Can you do me a favor?
What is this?
It's like a mobile phone game you see in commercials.
I know, I know.
I'm embarrassed.
You're embarrassed?
I'm embarrassed.
You're embarrassed, aren't you?
I'm embarrassed.
My heart is pounding right now.
There's something to be embarrassed about, Director.
If I wasn't embarrassed about this, I don't know what I'd be doing.
I'm glad you're embarrassed about me.
Okay, 67%.
It's exploding.
This is bad.
Okay, Tsutsumi Hita-san, please.
I'd like to ask Matsui-san for a favor.
This is a post from Kochi Prefecture, Yon-chan-san.
Matsui-san, who came closer to me when the wind was blowing, told me...
What are you drawing?
I'm just measuring your temperature.
See?
She gave it to me!
This is what I want to know!
That's right, that's right, that's right!
It's not a takoyaki!
You failed!
It's a phantom!
Your hand also looked like a phantom!
Your boobies are growing!
Wow!
40%!
Oh, it's hot!
This is bad!
Alright!
Tamura-san, let's go!
Well, I'm losing, so...
I want you to finish the firework match as soon as possible.
Firework match?
Is there a firework match?
Inoue-kun!
Firework match!
Inoue-kun!
I'll deliver 100% with firework match!
Really?
100%!
It's more than a firework match!
Please give me a miracle firework match!
It's from Osaka, Sakanoe, Dante, 30s.
Non-style Inoue-san said...
Hey...
Let's love hotter than the sun.
No, no, no.
What are you doing?
Don't block the sun's light!
Don't block the light!
Press "kyunkyun"!
Hey!
Press "kyunkyun"!
It's "zerokyun", isn't it?
It's NHK, but it's on TV.
It's "usowa"!
If you press it, it becomes "usowa".
It's "kyunkyun", isn't it?
It's increased by one percent!
A lot of fans have done it.
You haven't been doing business just for that in the first place.
One percent.
Don't let that one percent go away in the future!
It doesn't change!
One percent doesn't change!
It's amazing, isn't it?
Press "accesseigo"!
Don't let that hot one percent go away in the future!
That's kind of you.
Now, let's move on to the introduction match.
Kendo, Kobayashi-san, please do the first verse.
Shikuni-san said it first!
Shall we try to dig in some poison here?
Let's do it!
Serina!
Yes!
Fukuoka Prefecture.
Water.
For men.
You're making money again!
You're too quiet!
You got off just now, didn't you?
This is what you want Serina-san to say on your first date.
When we're talking in this voice,
we haven't acknowledged you as my boyfriend yet!
You were lying, weren't you?
I like her sense of humor!
Please do your best!
It's a voice only men who have become Serina's boyfriend can hear.
It's a real voice.
It's a real voice, isn't it?
It's a voice you can hear from the dressing room.
That's right!
You're mean!
That's enough!
Cut it out!
It's a shell!
It's like a fetch ham!
Buy as much as you can!
You're reaching out like a ham!
You're reaching out like a fetch ham!
Now, let's move on to Sumisuta-san.
I'd like to say something here.
Please do.
To you, Kyomo-san.
I'd like you to say it.
It's a message from a man from Kanin Kanagawa Prefecture, Norc Passa.
When I confessed my love for you to you, Kyomo and Yuka-san, you said to me...
Don't say it first!
I wanted to say it first...
Idiot!
You said it perfectly!
How can you make up your mind in such a short period of time?
What are you?
I'm embarrassed.
What on earth are you?
You look like a professional of a super-short movie.
I'm sure you can get as many as you want.
You're stretching it out.
48%.
Tamura-san, please choose one.
I'd like to get some votes from female fans.
Kato-kun, please.
Iwate Prefecture.
Kanae.
In his 20s...
He confessed his love for Kato Kazuki-san...
And he said...
Welcome to Kazuki's Wonderland.
Princess.
In a short period of time.
Did you see the angle of her after she said "princess"?
She became like a sheep.
I can see the scenery.
Amazing.
As expected.
There are many geniuses.
Now, Wonderland.
Was it a little tough to stretch?
Oh, really?
Yes. How is it?
I'm numb now.
Aren't you numb?
I'm numb and I can't press it.
You can't do that.
Everyone, please press it.
Now, Kendo Kobayashi-san, please.
I'll give Yoshiki a chance to recover.
Yes, please.
You can't end it like that.
Akita Prefecture.
The seventh potato.
Male teens.
A line you want Yoshiki Lisa-san to say on your way home from school.
I love you.
I'm sorry if I sounded like Tatsukawa-san.
I'm sorry if I sounded like Tatsukawa-san all of a sudden.
You know what? You know what?
I didn't mean it like that.
I was surprised, though.
Now, this is the last one.
Normal Munekyun is the last one.
The last one?
The last one is Tsutsumishita-san.
Now that Yoshiki-san is a student, I want to be a student, too.
Matsui-san, please.
Kainigata Prefecture.
Oya-aki-tsun.
He's a man.
I want Matsui-san to shout "kawara" like she's young.
Her way of talking is bad.
Her way of talking is good, too.
She's cute.
Thank you.
She's cute, you idiot!
She's cute.
She's like Mr. Childre.
You're saying the opposite.
You like her, don't you?
From now on, we'd like you to research with whispers.
Viewers, please access the show's website from this two-dimensional code and send us whispers you'd like us to whisper in your ears.
Viewers, this is a special and important microphone for whispers.
If you use headphones, you can hear as if you're whispering in your own ears.
We'd like you to try it.
Viewers and everyone in the studio, please use headphones.
I'll whisper. Is that okay?
Did you get it?
Now, let's get started!
Okay, Atsuhi-san!
Tamura Atsuhi-san, please choose.
I'm good at this little voice version.
Serina, please.
Serina-san, please stand in front of me.
Whisper nicely, okay?
Okay.
"Ibaraki Prefecture", "Small Tank of Male Twenty".
Serina-san, who I'm co-starring with in my drama, whispered to me.
Seri has a strong voice.
Her whispered voice is very realistic.
Everyone, please enjoy it with headphones.
Kobayashi-san, please choose.
Should I choose first?
Excuse me.
I don't know if I'll be chosen or not, but let's not say "choose".
Let's not say that.
I haven't said it yet.
It's like a Hollywood movie.
Inoue-san, please choose.
I'll do it.
Kanagawa Prefecture, Hakone's Yamayama.
Female, 20 years old.
Non-style Inoue-san, who I'm co-starring with in my drama, whispered to me.
The main stream is clear.
It's exactly as you ordered.
This mic is working properly.
I don't know if I'll get a "kyun kyun" or not.
Today, it's still "zero kyun".
"Zero kyun"?
It's "zero kyun".
That's strange.
It increases by one percent.
There's a huge one percent.
Yes, this one percent.
You can't grasp it forever.
This is important.
Next, we'd like you to use it effectively.
Tsutsumishita-san, please.
In order for me to use it effectively, I'd like you, Kyomoto-san, to do it.
He's a man in Gunma Prefecture, Mr. P. Cup.
At work in the afternoon, Kyomoto-san, who has two juniors, whispered to me.
I'm going to participate with all my techniques.
What's with the facial expression after you said it?
You're shy.
Because it's embarrassing.
You're being fair.
It's embarrassing.
Of course, but you're coming from behind your ear, right?
You're coming from behind, right?
Because it's embarrassing.
It has nothing to do with whispering.
I didn't pick up my microphone there.
Then, Tamura Atsuhi-san, please choose one.
Then, Matsui.
Matsui, who has grown up.
Ah, but this is a little cute.
Nagasaki Prefecture.
Nickname "Carrot Adult Male", received since her twenties.
When I was in my room with her, Matsui Rena-san,
she suddenly whispered in my ear.
Hey, when are you going to kiss me?
Wow!
Isn't it wonderful?
Is this okay?
No, it was really good.
It's like a waterfall crossing.
It's an entertaining crossing.
It's an entertaining crossing, yes.
You did it, you did it! You're in the top!
You did it!
I'm happy!
Well, shall we show you the delights of Hollywood movies?
Well, Mr. Kobayashi, please.
Mr. Carter!
Yes!
Please.
Is it okay?
Yes.
Who is this?
Prince Doya of Haichi Prefecture.
A woman in her teens.
It's a story about being embraced and whispered in one's ear by Mr. Kazuki Carter.
What do you think of Mr. Carter's whispers?
Even if she's a lowly woman, she'll take you with her.
As long as you come with pride.
Now, Mr. Kobayashi and Ms. Tamura are lined up.
Please choose the award you wrapped up here.
I'd like to take it back, so I'd like to ask Ms. Yoshiki.
You haven't chosen a dog once.
I don't want to choose a dog.
Ms. Yu-chan of Ishiga Prefecture.
She's a man in his twenties.
Ms. Yoshiki and Mr. Kobayashi.
I'd like you to support me when I stumble at school.
After school...
I'm glad you said it and left.
Mr. Dojinami, wait a minute.
You're going to be Mr. Dojinami.
How about you, Ms. Tsutsumita? It's a little longer, but...
It's about the same.
I can still tell.
Now, please choose, Ms. Tamura.
It's going to be a habit, so today...
Yes.
It's going to be a habit.
I'm from Kyoto.
I'm a right-faced man in my 20s.
Mr. Kyomoto came up to me while I was reading my game strategy book...
and whispered to me like this...
You change your lines in an instant, don't you?
Well...
Please forgive me.
"Please forgive me."
What did you say?
One more "please forgive me."
What did you say?
"Please forgive me."
You said you didn't want to do it anymore, didn't you?
You whispered that, too.
"Please forgive me."
You didn't pick up the microphone.
Instructor...
"Please forgive me."
Can I go now?
Let's go, Mr. Kobayashi.
OK.
Well...
In Kanagawa Prefecture...
No-look...
Mr. No-look-through-pass...
Yoshiki and Matsui...
Got it!
Wow!
Double!
Awesome! Awesome!
Men...
No-look-through-pass men in their 20s...
Yoshiki and Matsui...
From both sides...
They whispered to me like this...
Are you happy? Yes, say it with me.
I love you.
We love you.
You love each other?
Are you okay with that kind of relationship?
What do you mean "we love you"?
"We love you"?
"We love you" doesn't sound right.
"We love you"?
Are you friends?
Are you close?
No, we're not.
You're not close, but...
We're fans.
You're fans of each other?
We're fans of each other.
We're fans of "Saint" and "Mody Mary".
We exchange our autographs.
You don't get along with each other, but you're like fans.
Yes, we're like fans of each other.
You were both happy to be together, weren't you?
Yes, we were happy.
Okay, Kobayashi-san, you have 53% of the votes.
Okay, Tsutsumi-san, please.
Okay, I'll show you my true love for "Saint".
I want to show it to Kato-san and Inoue-san.
I want to be a manly man.
A manly man.
This is my true love for "Saint".
Is this chemical reaction okay?
I want to see it.
I want to be supported while being sandwiched between Kato-san and Inoue-san.
- I just made it clear. - Bigger one! Bigger one!
- I guess we have to choose one percent bigger one. - That's right.
It really increased by one percent.
- It really increased by one percent! - That's right.
- It increased by one percent for sure. - It increased properly.
- That was quite an experimental take, wasn't it? - Yes, it was.
Well, we increased the votes just a little.
Now, Mr. Tamura, please.
- What should I do? Should I back off? - What? Back off?
Should I back off?
I'm hungry.
Yamadaman, Shizuoka Prefecture.
This is Serina who was whispered to when she was in the elevator with Serina.
Serina, you're glad, right?
You're glad, right?
People with experience are strong.
Experience?
I don't have any!
You're confident, right?
That's right.
You should have said it with that emotion at the time.
I couldn't say it if I didn't have it.
Well, Kendo Kobayashi, please.
I'd like you to call me "Mewawa", but I don't have a post for "Mewawa".
Then, someone...
Oh, there is!
Oh, there is?
You don't like it?
I don't like it!
Now...
Don't "now" me now, okay?
Tokyo and Itacho.
Then...
Mewawa is standing in front of you.
Are you excited?
Mewawa!
Please!
Here comes Mewawa!
Like Shomu Nika, she's walking back.
Indeed, she's walking back.
Wow, she's growing!
She's strong!
As expected of Mewawa!
Mewawa...
I'm tired...
You're tired?
You should go to the hospital, you're tired now.
Tsutsumisuta-san, it's about time you...
That's right, I'd like to take it back.
Let's go!
I'd like to ask you again today.
Yes!
Now, this is the last one!
It's the last one!
I'd like to take it back.
The members, both in and out of Tokyo,
Sasanoha Sarasara-san,
who's 30 years old and male,
were supported by Etsuna Kyomoku-san.
You don't have to say "I'm sorry"!
That was perfect.
You can talk at that speed, can't you?
Yes.
With the switch.
Switch...
Yes, it's time!
From now on, we will show you Munekyun Theater, where they improvise their lines!
Tamura-san, Kobayashi-san, and Tsutsunishi-san!
Yes!
This time, we will improvise our lines in this school's classroom!
Huh?
There's someone here!
Excuse me, who is it?
I'm back! I'm Changaoy!
Thank you!
Chang-san!
Thank you!
Recently...
There's been a lot of things, but...
I want to "gyun-gyun" today!
I want to blow away everything and "gyun-gyun" today!
Thank you!
There's been a lot, huh?
There's been a lot, but...
Don't say you won't do it again, you!
Because it's "enman"!
Because it's "enman" and "gyun-gyun"...
I don't know the meaning of "enman" at all!
Thank you for understanding!
I'm still filming!
Viewers, please access the program's website and send us your lines that you want to say in school's classroom!
Students vs. teachers vs. students...
Of course, it's okay for three people!
Please also write what kind of play you want us to do!
He's serious.
I don't think that's going to happen.
Rino-san, you still haven't woken up?
It's nice to exchange lines about twice, right?
That's right.
Now!
The guests are ready, so...
Atsuhi-san!
Yes!
Please choose!
Let's see...
Kato-kun and Kyomoto-san.
Yes!
71 members of Osaka Prefecture, men in their 40s.
Kato-kun is a math teacher.
Oh, I'm a teacher, right?
Yes.
And Kyomoto-san is a student.
Kyomoto-san is a student who asks questions.
Are you ready, Kyomoto-san?
Can you make a heart already?
Are you ready, Kyomoto-san?
Oh, you two! Are you ready for your lines?
You're making them, right?
Were you able to change the situation?
Yes.
It suits you.
That teacher looks like he's going to do something erotic.
Now, please stand by.
These two seem fine.
Yes, they seem fine.
Now, please stand by.
Yes, let's begin.
This is a post by a member of Osaka Prefecture, 71 members of Osaka Prefecture.
A female student asked me a question like this.
In vector technology, direction is important.
Direction?
That's right.
Teacher's vector of love...
Does it suit me now?
Did it suit me now?
I'm gonna love you, bastard!
He's still dragging it out, isn't he?
He almost said it, though.
He almost said it.
I'm sorry about that.
This video is lonely.
It's fun.
Can I choose the next one?
Yes, Kobayashi-san, please.
Hey, Kato-kun, can I say something?
Yes, please.
I'm sorry.
It's from "Sacrifice Ikeda Boys and Girls" in Tokyo.
It's by Serina-san.
Yes!
Can you read it for me?
The next one is by students, right?
There aren't many lines, but...
It seems like Kato-kun has a lot of work to do.
There are students!
There's one more guy!
Am I talking right now?!
You're talking in front of me!
You're talking in front of the camera, aren't you?!
Why are you talking in front of me?!
You're talking in front of me, aren't you?!
He's irritated.
You're talking in front of me!
Are you two ready?
Yes!
Serina-san, please stand by.
From the back?
Yes!
It seems like you're ready!
Let's go!
It's a post by "Sacrifice Ikeda Boys and Girls" in Tokyo.
While sleeping in the classroom after school,
a one-sided girl came back alone and said this line.
Why are you staring at me like that?
I wish...
I could have done something better.
That's right.
This "a little" is important.
"Wait a little longer" or "a little earlier"
That's regrettable and stupid.
I'm going to break up with you!
He's frowning with anger.
Did something happen?
It was so close!
What happened?
I don't know.
What happened?
Next, Tsutsumishita-san, please choose one.
I'm sorry, Kato-san, I can't think of one.
There is one!
There is only one man.
I'm sorry, Kato-san.
Inoue-san, what happened?
I'm going to break up with you!
I'm not going to school!
Should I apply for my own school?
Inoue-san, please choose one.
Next, Matsui-san, please choose one.
A member of Niigata Prefecture, Kozu Yuzu-san, a woman in her teens, please choose one.
This one, please.
Can you do it, Kato-kun?
Yes, I can.
Will I be able to do it?
It's hard for you to do it three times in a row.
Kato-san, please choose one.
She's frowning. Is she ready?
Will she be able to do it?
Let's see.
A member of Niigata Prefecture, Kozu Yuzu-san, applied for her own school.
It's time for self-study.
The woman next to her said...
I forgot my red pen, so lend it to me.
Huh? No way.
If you lend it to me, I'll thank you.
Huh? What are you going to give me?
My first kiss.
Just kidding.
Wow!
She said "just kidding".
Did you hear that?
Just kidding!
I'm going to hit you!
She said "just kidding".
If you think you can do it, please vote for Ms. Tsutsumishita!
She covered her ears.
So that she won't come out.
She's locked up.
She's locked up her feelings.
Forward!
She's in a dangerous box.
She hasn't recovered enough.
Forward? She said it herself.
But it's good as I thought.
It's good.
Inoue-san's theme is something you can't see, no matter what you do.
You can do it anytime!
Can you?
You can do it right away.
Next, Tamura-san, will you do it? Inoue-san, will you do it?
No, I can't see it.
No, but...
Until now, when Kato-san said it, you only said you could see it, right?
It's because you can't see it that there's an explosion.
Really?
Yes.
No, I feel like I'm going to ruin the work.
Then I'll try it just once!
Please do it!
Just for you two, Koba-san and Tsutsumi-san...
No, I want to see it as a reference.
Inoue, if you use it, it'll be like this.
We'll show you three a new world.
Please do it!
Just now, too, believing in it, only 1% increased.
Thank you for waiting for us, 1% people!
Hokkaido...
Mom...
She's a woman.
Teacher...
Inoue.
Yes.
And student...
Yoshiki.
Yes!
Will I be able to feel it?
That's right, right?
Wait a minute...
Will I be able to feel it?
Left...
Wow, it looks like you're going to fail the experiment!
It's so small!
Can you do it, Inoue-san?
I can see it!
Are you ready? Please stand by!
We're ready!
Please prepare for breaking the button!
We're looking forward to it!
Okay, let's go! Hokkaido!
This is Kaa-chan-san's post!
A teacher I admire came into my classroom during recess and whispered in my ear...
Hey!
Didn't you hear me?
It's already time for class!
Huh? Is it already time?
But isn't it too early?
It's class of love.
Come on.
Let's start...
...the class that never ends.
Give me a heart attack!
This will work, right?
Hey!
Give me a heart attack!
If Kato-kun was doing it, it would definitely be good.
Hey! Why did you call me for the autumn festival?
It's necessary. It's necessary for Kamasei.
What should we do? Just in case, should we confirm it one more time?
Kobashi-san, please!
"Inoue"
"Lentou"
"Masakano"
"Inoue" and...
Should we go with "Kyoumoto"?
"Kochi Prefecture" "Peach Momo"
For women in their 20s.
Well, I'm sure that...
Kato-kun sent you "Peach Momo" because you wanted me to call you.
That's right.
I'll show you properly.
Ah, it's this, right?
Yes.
I've already told you about it in private.
I see.
Yes.
That's amazing.
His heart is really strong, isn't it?
Him.
OK!
Leave it to me.
Well, is it alright?
Well, it seems like we're ready. Please go ahead.
Yes, let's go. "Kochi Prefecture" "Peach Momo"'s post.
"I stumbled and fell at the entrance of the classroom,"
A classmate of mine said.
What are you doing?
Can't you say something nicer?
Give me your hand, princess.
Hey! Don't touch me!
Hey! I'm not in love with you!
What?
But, Kyomoto-san's fake acting was really good.
That was the best.
I was really worried about you.
I was a little worried about you.
I thought you might have hurt your knee a little.
You know, the one that happens in ballets.
Now, Tsutsumishita-san, please choose one.
I think Inoue-san's way of using it is like this.
There was a good post about it.
Is there?
Yes, with Inoue-san.
Also, I want you to watch this Matsui-san.
"Tears of men in their teens in Oriharkon, Tokyo."
I think this Inoue-san would stand out.
Is...
Is this right for me?
Well, because Inoue-san has already claimed it.
Wow, it's really easy to do.
Ah, so a huge 1% of people don't know about it.
Also, I want you to watch this Matsui-san.
But wow, it looks easy to do.
It looks easy to do? That's good!
That's good!
Matsui-san can do things like this, too.
I want to see you do it, Matsui-san.
Now, we can get ready for this.
It's okay. Please do it!
Let's do it!
This is a post by "Tears of men in their teens in Oriharkon, Tokyo."
"After the third hour of break, a girl came up to me and said..."
"Hey, do you know?"
"There's a limited edition melon bread at Koubaibu with 50 pieces."
"What? You know I like melon bread?"
"I don't know, you ugly guy!"
"Buy me some, now!"
"That's what I meant!"
"Hurry up and go!"
"Nice melon bread..."
"I'll go get it!"
"Thank you!"
This is one of those things that breaks your heart.
Matsui-san, I wanted to see you do it too.
I thought you were going to kick Matsui-san.
I thought you were going to make a face like that. I'm starting to dislike SKE a little.
Sumita-san, you're stretching it out. It's a successful experiment.
I'm glad I got to see a new Matsui-san.
Then, Tamura-san, please!
Matsui fits this one better.
Matsui and Kato-kun.
Hyogo Prefecture. Nickname "Fuyuko-san".
Women in their teens.
I think both of these lines are worth mentioning.
Make up your mind! I want to go to the top with this!
Are you two ready?
Yes!
Please stand by!
This one is okay!
Let's go! Hyogo Prefecture. Nickname "Fuyuko-san".
Senpai's Kato-san and Kouhai's Matsui-san will do it for us!
Matsui, is it open today?
Yes, it is, but what's wrong?
Um...
Just for today, can you give me all of your time?
Is it really just for today?
All of my time from now on is for you, Senpai.
She's changed a lot.
Time... Yes, time is important for you two.
Understanding that is really important.
Let's drink!
I'm in love with you!
Amazing!
Great!
He was a comedy person.
Comedy king.
Comedy king has arrived!
There he is! Drink up!
He's getting better!
He's kicking!
Tsutsumishita-san, please!
This is the last one.
I'm in the lead right now.
Let's do this one.
Kyomotsu-san and Kato-san,
we'd like to do it one last time.
Kain-san and Yume-kun from Osaka Prefecture.
They're men in their 20s.
Let's do it one last time.
Here you go.
What do you think?
A great actress, Kyomoto Yuka.
I'd like to take a picture of you right now.
He's thinking of a comedy line.
Here you go.
It's the last one.
He's thinking of the last line.
He's thinking about it a lot.
His face is white.
This is the last one.
We're ready.
Let's do it.
Kain from Osaka Prefecture and Yume-kun from Osaka Prefecture.
This is the last one.
After school, they'd joke around with their childhood friends in class.
Hey.
If you're both free in a few years,
do you want to go out with me?
You're stupid.
You don't know anything about the future.
Well, then...
I won't go out with you from now on.
What kind of drama is this?
This childhood friend of yours is a lie, isn't it?
Don't push the button.
That was close. Take a deep breath.
My nose is running.
Take a deep breath.
My nose is fine.
That's all for the Autumn Munekyun Festival.
Guests, please go back to your seats. Thank you very much.
That's great.
The Autumn Munekyun Festival.
Our viewers are Tamura-san, Kobayashi-san and Tsutsumista-san.
Who came up with the best line?
Here is the result.
Here is the result!
It was a close match.
It was wonderful.
Munekim All-Star Tournament.
Everyone was really...
Inoue-san was also amazing in terms of spice.
I think I also know Munekim well.
But I'm moving 1% of my heart.
That's fine.
Kato-kun is also getting better and better.
It's amazing.
Isn't that how you say it?
Your eyes really change, don't they?
That's right.
I'm having a lot of fun, too.
While you're having fun...
How was it for you, Mutsui?
Well...
It was my first time doing what I just did.
Go get some bread.
Yes, it was fun.
Yes, Donald K.
You look like you're about to wake up.
Yes.
See?
She said "Ahaha" innocently.
It was easy for you, too, Inoue-san.
It was really easy for me.
It was really easy for you, Inoue-san.
It's easy for you to get emotional.
It was easy for me.
How about you, Yoshiki?
Well...
Everytime I go on stage...
I learn a lot of heart-warming words.
Really?
I only remember saying "Takoyaki" once.
Can you say it one more time?
"Takoyaki"...
"Takoyaki"!!
She already said it!
Today, too...
Yes.
You're getting a bounce today, aren't you?
I'm so excited.
You're excited?
I'm excited.
Even now?
Even now.
I'm excited even now.
You're excited even now?
I'm excited even now.
I had a lot of fun today.
Right?
Yes.
This heart-warming word suits you.
Right?
And with that...
That was the autumn heart-warming word festival!
And with that...
That was the autumn heart-warming word festival!
For "Doudemo Iiwa", which was scheduled to air today, we took a break due to time constraints.
If you read this post, please check how to receive the presents on the show's website after the show is over.
For the winners of "Melham Academy" as well, please check on the show's website.
Also, we'll be giving away the "bunekyum voice" that Matsui-san, Serina-san, Kyomoto-san, and Kato-san called us for...
...as a limited member only.
You can download it on the show's website starting today, Saturday afternoon.
We don't support smartphones, so please understand!
What about my "bunekyum voice"?
Well then...
Our next guests are these people!
Kenkoma-gun, Mitsura-gun, and Bibir-gun will be hosting a special project to spread "gachinko" battles...
...called "muchaburi" battle royale!
We'll be answering questions from our viewers and comedians.
Please send us your comments!
Wow, that was amazing! Thank you so much for coming out today!
Yes! Thank you very much!
We hope to see you again next Friday night!
Thank you very much!