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It's starting now, Shibuya Deep.
From tomorrow, I mean from today, it's going to be winter pressure placement.
No pressure placement for today.
No, no, no, like I promised last week, right?
Yes.
If I do it from last week until seven degrees, it'll be fine.
Yes.
After that, you won't even ask me if I'm sorry or not, will you?
No, I'm just reporting as it is.
As it is? Please make it a weather forecast that comforts me more!
But tomorrow is the highest, eight degrees, so it's totally fine, right?
Totally fine.
If you don't cut it to seven degrees...
If you don't cut it to seven degrees, Kobayashi won't be able to do anything.
That's good. So you'll be able to move tomorrow, right?
I'm planning something like a special for this show, right?
Like breaking something.
That's right. I'm preparing it.
I wonder how dangerous it is.
You're going to cut it to seven degrees, right?
I'm already advertising it, right? That it'll be bad if I cut it to seven degrees.
That's right.
I'm at my limit of activity.
Tonight you'll be able to...
You'll be able to move?
Anything is fine.
Let's play basketball.
No, we won't play basketball.
Tonight as well, everyone will be able to participate in the show using their phones, remotes, and computers.
Well then, Shibuya P.A. starts now!
Phones, smartphones...
Computers, remotes...
Everything is okay!
Real-time participation variety show!
Shibuya P.A.!
Good evening!
Can you not do that?
Juice!
She drank juice!
Well then, I'd like to introduce tonight's guests.
Adachi, Rika, Nishiyama, Maki!
Nice to meet you!
Thank you!
Is it your first time?
Yes, it's my first time.
I've always wanted to participate in this show.
Eh?!
Really!
There's no one like you!
There's never been anyone like you!
I've been thinking about it for two years!
Finally!
It's no use!
So, today, please go home in a rage!
Yes, I got it! Please!
Now, and from the AKB court, Yokoyama Yui and Savannah Takahashi!
It's my second time.
Yui, it's your second time.
Yes! It's fun.
Recently you've been very energetic and I'm very happy about it.
What do you mean? Did something good happen to you?
Well, after I started working with NMB Potatoes...
Oh, you're working now!
Yes, I'm also working with Nikko, and since then I've been feeling energetic.
You've been feeling energetic since then! That's good, isn't it?
It's a good thing, yes.
Well, I hope you'll have fun today as well!
Good evening, I'm Anan-san's Nishi Mori.
Mori-san, nice to meet you.
Now, I'd like to introduce you to the candidates for the program.
For those of you who want to participate via the TV remote control, please press the button for the remote control.
And for those of you with a mobile phone, smartphone or computer, please access the program website from the two-dimensional code or URL on the screen.
And for those of you with a one-peg computer
please use the screen of your mobile phone as a shield and access it from the data box displayed under the screen.
Everyone, please participate in the program!
Let's start tonight's debate from this corner!
A thorough survey of Japanese people!
You will be asked to answer questions related to current news and events in this period of time.
For example, "Which one do you end up buying at a convenience store in the winter?"
This kind of four-choice survey will be covered.
So everyone, please answer honestly which one you are.
And the audience will not answer honestly in the survey.
Atsushi-san team, Koba-san team and Ni-team will be separated and you will predict the result of the survey.
You will be asked to guess the most current Japanese way of thinking and behavior.
It will be a competition to see which team understands Japanese people better.
Let's ask with confidence. First, Atsushi-san team.
At first glance, this team has a Japanese way of thinking.
What do you mean by "at first glance"?
It's like Japanese, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
There are two kind-hearted girls.
Which one is kind-hearted?
Koba-san team, how confident are you?
It's true that this team smells like Europe.
That's why this team is Japanese.
Kyoto, Kyoto, Kyoto.
I see, it's Kyoto.
This is Japan, Kyoto.
Ni-team will do their best.
Viewers, you can participate in the survey from anywhere.
Please press the "decide" button and participate.
Then, let's get started.
"Japanese of Japanese", start!
Let's do it.
Here is the first survey.
"Year-end and year-off lottery" was released this Monday.
The prize money is 600 million yen including the first prize and second prize.
Here is the survey.
If you win 600 million yen, which one will you think of after you are happy?
A. What will you use it for?
B. Who will you talk to?
C.
B. Is something bad going to happen?
Please answer honestly.
The studio's leader Asushi and Koma will predict the results of the survey.
I'd like to say A, but I'd like to say B as well.
The survey is now closed.
Please predict the results of both teams.
Koma's team chose C. Is something bad going to happen?
Asushi and Koma's team chose C. Is something bad going to happen?
Koma's team chose C. Is something bad going to happen?
I'm sorry, but I'm not a fan of you.
I said A!
I said A as well.
Koma's team chose C. Is something bad going to happen?
You chose C?
I'm not sure if I can choose C.
I think there are a lot of people who chose C.
I think there are a lot of conservative Japanese people.
I think they're working for money.
They're working for money.
It was more about my own pace than mine.
It's a world where you can't get a job again.
I'm lonely, though.
It seems that the results of the survey have come out.
Let's take a look at the results of the survey.
Here are the results.
I'm sad. These results make me sad.
Why?
I'm sad that 8% of bad things happen to me.
Stop it!
That's a good point.
But I don't know what to use it for.
I'm not trying to save money, but I'm trying to use it.
That's great!
But there aren't many "b"s.
"b"s and "d"s...
I don't know who to talk to.
Don't you tell your parents?
It's better not to tell my parents.
My parents are the ones who suffer the most when I'm betrayed.
I see.
The first survey results are overwhelming.
It's a bit easy.
The gap of 40 points or more has opened up.
We will conduct another survey.
The team with the most total points will win.
Good luck, both teams.
Good luck, these three teams.
The game is getting interesting.
Let's move on.
Those of you using your cell phones or computers, please press "next."
Let's move on.
Here is the next survey.
The winter bonus season is approaching.
I'm sure many of you will be eating with your family on the day of the bonus season.
Here is the survey.
Which food do you eat with your family?
"a" sushi
"b" grilled meat
"c" sukiyaki
"d" pizza
Here is the survey.
Please answer "eating at home" instead of "going out to eat."
Based on my guess, it's going to be Atachi and Yokoyama.
I hope they don't say the same thing.
Please answer "eating at home" instead of "going out to eat."
She's determined to lose!
Have you decided, both teams?
The poll has been closed.
Let's see your predictions!
It's the same as before.
Atsushi's team chose "c," and this "a" team chose "c."
"b" is "eating meat at home."
"eating"?
"eating at home"?
"a" is "sushi."
No, "a" is fine.
"b" is "eating meat at home."
Atsushi's team chose "a," and her team chose "c."
"b" is "eating meat at home."
There's "a," though.
Let us hear why.
"eating meat at home" means "eating a lot of這一 nonsense."
And "chirashi sushi."
"chirashi sushi" or "kimaki sushi" can actually be eaten with "a" in the dish.
The "a" team was reluctant to answer "chirashi sushi."
I knew that "fureshi sushi" could be an example of
what the parents think is "indecisive"
when cooking meat on special occasions for grandparents.
Familiarities, right?
I wonder if it will feel like that.
I think I'm the majority.
You're Japanese, so you eat sushi, right?
That's right.
Sushi! Tentora! Gensha!
I was supposed to be chosen this time, but...
Sukiyaki is good.
Even at my house, we easily ate sukiyaki with my family.
Easily?!
Easily eat sukiyaki?
I wonder if there is such a thing.
I eat osechi, but at night I eat sukiyaki.
Osechi is good, but sukiyaki is also good.
I wonder if there is such a thing.
I think there is sukiyaki.
We expect the majority of A and C.
Please dig in udon at the end.
This will be divided into three parts.
It seems that the final results have come out.
Let's look at the results of the assessment.
Here are the results!
Go, sushi!
Go, pizza!
Can you catch up with me from here?
Hey, listen to me!
Don't you think it'd be fun if we reversed from here?
It's fun, but it's not fun enough to stand up and say it.
It's fun, it's fun.
Oh, that's right! It seems that the results are a little different for each generation, so let's take a look at the results for each generation in the current questionnaire.
Here it is!
Huh?
Wow, 40 years old!
As you get older, the percentage of "C" is getting higher and higher.
Isn't "C" too common these days?
It's like "grandma's house."
That's right, the percentage of "B" is decreasing and the percentage of "C" is increasing.
You're the only one who thinks like "grandma's house."
That's right, "grandma's house" comes up a lot, so it's like that.
But there are fewer teenagers.
But young people eat more meat, right?
That's right.
Kalbi is getting harder and harder to eat.
That's right, that's right, that's right.
There are fewer people who like grilled meat and more people who like grilled meat.
That's right, there are fewer people who like meat.
There are fewer people who like grilled meat over the years.
Beef tongue and...
Now, if you look at the scores...
Kalbi and hormone?
It's about 47 points higher, but it's just getting started.
Mr. Obama's team is doing their best.
That's a good way of putting it.
Finally.
Now, let's move on to the next questionnaire!
Here it is!
This year has also been the year-end party season.
Recently, due to the influence of the pandemic, the number of year-end parties with jobs raised has decreased.
Here's the questionnaire!
If you were an office worker, who would you hate the most at a year-end party at your workplace?
a. People who only talk about work.
b. People who ask about your private life.
c. People who only touch their phones.
d. People who only ask for their own stuff when ordering.
Here's the questionnaire!
Please answer truthfully.
That's right.
As for the studio predictions...
Nishiyama-san and Takai-san will answer.
If you think of it as a company employee...
Maybe it's better for you to do it yourself.
A is also troublesome.
In a group society...
But A is the one with the most realistic predictions.
I don't think it's a good idea to do it together.
This is good, good, good.
Now, we've closed the survey.
Now, both teams, please give us your predictions.
Wait, wait, what are you saying?
Atsushi-san's team is...
D, someone who only orders what they want.
And Koba-san's team is...
A, someone who only talks about work.
Let's hear the reasons first, Atsushi-san's team.
No, Nishiyama-san's team is...
Right?
It can't be.
D is...
But if you look at it, it's the worst.
It's the worst.
It's a quiz you have to think about while you're there.
If you can do it all...
And if you can only order what you want...
As an employee, you can't do it.
As an employee.
Yes, as an employee.
That's true. I understand that.
But Japanese people...
We ask for it.
You ask for it together, right?
We ask for it, right?
The people around us.
Japanese people are like that, right?
I don't think there are many people like that in the first place.
In this era, it's decided.
Atsushi-san's team is...
It's decided in a pot set.
You don't ask for it individually.
Can you say it more in your thinking time?
No, no, no.
I asked for it, but there's not much pressure.
Tetsu-san's team is...
And Kobata-san's team is...
This is what I asked for A.
Before, it was A or C.
I don't like C, but...
There's a drinking party, but it's a year-end party.
When you're at the company's office...
Actually, there aren't many people like that.
You're always looking at it up close and having bad thoughts.
It's this, right?
It's not like it's a bandage or anything.
Isn't that why you're talking about work?
It's not like that!
It's been a year, right?
If you start drinking because you're drunk...
Come to think of it, you...
It's definitely not like that.
It's an autumn assessment report.
It's started.
Now, it looks like we have the results.
Let's take a look at the results of the survey.
Here are the results!
As you can see, Azusa's team is...
24 points added up to a total of 78 points!
You've pushed this team up a little, haven't you?
I'm not playing alone. If I were playing alone, I'd have gone to the majority.
If I were playing alone, I'd be playing in a team match today, but I can't help it.
Who's playing with their phones right now?
I'm sure there are people who are playing with their phones right now.
Like playing games on their phones.
Masabao, you're playing with your phone like you're watching a children's show!
Can I play with my phone?
Is it okay for me to play with my phone?
If you're playing with your phone, please continue playing!
The viewers are saying it's okay.
We've finished half of the survey.
Let's check the points.
Azusa's team has 109 points.
Masabao's team has 78 points.
It's a little too early for me.
Masabao's team is a little behind.
I wanted to make you more anxious!
Can we turn things around?
You can still turn things around!
If you turn things around...
Yes, yes, yes.
I think it's funny.
No, it's not funny!
It's not funny at all!
Please do your best in the second half of the game!
Let's move on to the second half of the game!
Here's the next survey!
There's only one month left in 2012.
There was a lot of excitement in Japan, including the London Olympics!
Here's the survey!
Here's the next survey!
What was the most exciting news for you this year?
a. "Golden Sunset"
b. "Tokyo Skytree" opens!
c. "New Smartphones" is on sale!
d. "Professor Shinya Yamanaka wins the Nobel Prize in Physics and Medicine!"
Here's the survey!
What was the most exciting news for you this year?
Please answer.
And the studio expects...
Adachi and Yokoyama will be joining us.
I'm excited.
Some people might not be able to come.
As a member of the board of directors of all Japan...
This is it.
Sakuraba and Shibata won't join us.
I'm excited.
Sakuraba and Shibata won't join us.
I wonder about it.
All Japan, all Japanese...
Tokyo people...
This is it.
The poll has ended.
Have you decided, both teams?
Yes, we have.
What do you think, both teams?
I think it's unanimous.
But...
Wait a minute...
Which one is it?
It's the same.
It's fine.
It'll shrink here for sure.
No, it won't shrink.
It's fine if you change it.
It'll split up.
It'll be divided into three parts.
I see.
Besides smartphones, it'll be divided into three parts.
I see.
It's fine if it's B.
It might be better than Tokyo Star Team.
So you're saying you'll switch to smartphones?
No, I don't think we have smartphones.
So you're saying you'll switch to B for Tokyo Star Team?
Yes, we'll switch to B.
I think Japanese people like these kinds of famous things.
On the other hand, we've been able to see Kinkaninshoku all over Japan.
I think it's special.
It rained a lot in Shikoku.
We've been able to see it almost everywhere in Japan.
It's one of the few places we haven't been able to see it.
I've seen Kinkaninshoku.
I saw it with my members at Yoyogi Park.
I woke up early in the morning and even my dog was looking at it with its glasses on.
All of Japan, all of Japan.
But I think Japan was the most excited about it.
I think that's good.
Team A is B and Team B is A.
This is what we expected.
What's the result?
Team B won.
Let's see the results of the survey.
Here is the result.
We didn't have to change it.
Hatsushi's team scored 22 points and scored a total of 131 points.
On the other hand, Koba's team scored 28 points and scored a total of 131 points.
Do you want to see how they scored 5 points, 6 points, 5 points, 6 points and a total of 131 points?
We'll talk about it next time!
There are only two questions left in the survey.
How do you feel about the results of the survey?
Well, it was time for school and work, so it must have left an impression.
There were a lot of people who actually saw it, so it was exciting, wasn't it?
I saw it, too! They got up early, left their pajamas and went outside.
They bought that glass...
"Glass shortage" was also a hot topic.
They didn't sell anything anymore.
They sold it in a candy bag.
That's right, that's right, that's right.
It's a good thing you said that.
So far, we have finished the survey of four questions.
It's almost over, so Koba's team, do your best!
I saw it!
Yes!
You have 5 points now, but let's move on!
Here is the next survey!
Speaking of December, it's Christmas, isn't it?
Here is the survey!
What is your ideal Christmas?
Here is the survey!
Please answer honestly!
Please guess the studio, Nishiyama-san and Takahashi-san!
I think we can avoid popular theme parks.
You can avoid them...
But since there are so many people there, I think Japanese people like those glittery parades.
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no!
I don't want to carry it anymore! I don't want to carry it anymore!
I'm D, I'm D, but...
I think D is not enough.
Everyone, please guess the tattoo group, okay?
Here is the end of the survey!
Now, both teams, please give us your predictions!
You can say what you think.
Let's change it.
No way, no way, no way.
Both teams chose B.
We won't change it!
Both teams chose B.
We won't change it!
But isn't that a rule you can change?
No, that's not a rule you can only change.
Let's change it!
Let's change it.
Then it's this, right?
We'll go with this.
OK.
This is definitely not C!
Both teams chose B!
Both teams chose C!
This is the best!
The actual problem!
This is definitely fine!
The actual problem is the best!
Yuihan isn't convinced at all!
From a girl's point of view, I don't think it's possible.
You're kidding me!
Hey!
First of all, the Hot Star team chose B, a beautiful night view restaurant for a meal.
What about you, Nishiyama-san?
I think it's A, but...
It's girls, right?
You think this is better, right?
That's right.
What do you mean, "girls"?
If we talk about it like this, it might be different, but...
If we say it's Christmas in public, it's a night view restaurant.
After all, it's the most expensive.
Well, it's a special day.
It's expensive!
Well, it's expensive.
It's good because it's special.
It's probably a girl's admiration.
You guys realized that it's expensive, didn't you?!
And for the girls' team, is it C, relaxing in a snowy night view restaurant?
Yes, that's fine.
Well...
It's pretty common for others, but this is the most difficult, like taking a break and all that.
So, if we say it's ideal, it's really this.
It's definitely less than A.
No, it's not like that!
It's ideal!
Well, it looks like we have the results of the Hot Star survey.
Here we go!
Here are the results of the survey!
Go!
C.
Yes!
See, I told you. It's "D".
"D"?!
So, the assistant team got...
...25 extra points for "Night View Restaurant"...
That's amazing.
...and 156 points!
In the end, we were told to be a family or something like that, but Japanese people want to get together as a family now.
I see.
You can go to a hotel or something like that, right?
No, I don't want to party with my family and meet young people at home!
Well, this is for each generation! It seems like there is a difference, so let's look at the results for each generation!
Here it is!
For each generation!
Christmas party at your house!
For each generation, it's the most expensive!
The cake is bad! The cake!
However, everyone, please pay attention to the green "C"!
Snowy Rotemburo!
After all, if you add up the ages, 30s and 40s have Rotemburo for 5 people!
Rotemburo is 9%!
But this 9% guy has a good point!
On the other hand, "A"'s popular theme song is "10s and 20s are expensive"!
"A" and "C" are a little different!
After all, this one has a Japanese sense of humor, so we will win by tearing it up!
Was there such a country in Japan?
Rotemburo was treated like that!
In fact, this team has become!
It will finally be the last questionnaire!
Let's check the scores again!
For now, Atsushi's team has 156 points!
Koma's team has 144 points!
So, Atsushi's team is leading by 12 points!
We will win! We will win!
But it's still 12 points!
Koma-san, what do you think?
12 points is difficult!
It's difficult because of the system!
It's an important question!
Are you giving up?
Koma-san's team, good luck!
Let's move on to the last one!
Then, here is the last questionnaire!
Now, everybody, have you already changed your yearly letter?
Recently, people use electronic mail to greet the temple, but here is the questionnaire!
What do you usually give out, Annual Posts or Annual Posts?
A. Post A. Post A. Post B. Email C. Half-half C. Half-half D. No one
Let's start the questionnaire!
Think about which you give out the most!
The last questionnaire will be asked by the leaders, Atsushi-san and Koma-san!
I don't give out letters anymore!
People who don't give out letters anymore!
I don't know how to tell people how I feel different than writing.
But...
How many billions of letters do you sell a year?
Two of the leaders have sold out.
Is it decided?
Of course!
It's the first time!
The survey is over!
Now, please predict what both teams will do!
If you give out B...
Azushi's team gave out B!
We wanted to give out B, but if it's like this, we can't win.
B!
Azushi's team gave out B, too!
Let's go with C.
Azushi's team gave out C!
Half and half?
Let's not give out either of them and compete!
No, no, no.
It's half and half.
In reality, it's a little different.
But you gave out both of them, right?
C is about half and half, right?
That's right.
Is it okay?
Then, let's find out the reason!
It's B and C, but...
It's the first time for our team to be one with all three of them with B!
Young people!
If you think about it now, you'd probably exchange emails.
But you're young, right?
But if you think about the feelings of the people who are watching this show now...
They'd exchange their phones a lot.
But still, as a rule of thumb...
Don't eat too much mochi.
Change it appropriately.
Then, this team is half and half.
That's right!
If you like the show...
There's a high price!
Even if you say it...
It's a tradition.
If you're working...
If you're working with a different company, you definitely have to write it down.
Is it okay?
B and A...
There's no change, right?
So, Atsushi's team is B, and Kobata's team is A.
Let's look at the results of the survey!
Here are the results!
Can we have an interview with Coach Shouri?
No, we don't have an interview with Coach Shouri.
That was close! But you changed from C to A!
But the last judge was Takahashi, right?
No, Takahashi is the man I raised.
Thank you for raising him for two months, Coach.
He's a great guy.
So it's a big comeback in the end!
This is unexpected!
This match is just like I imagined it would be.
Let me lead first.
No matter what happens in Kobayashi Japan,
let me apologize for making you nervous.
I'm sorry.
Let me win in the end.
You should have said B first and then changed!
But I'm happy!
There are many strong and many weak!
You're Japanese, after all!
How did you like the comeback?
I realized that there are many Japanese people who think like me.
I realized it in this game.
This is just the last match for our team!
It's amazing!
Let's do our best!
I'll do my best, too!
Don't say that!
I'll do my best!
I've been doing half and half lately.
Oh, really?
I've been sending e-mails.
But we don't know how far we can send e-mails.
Then send me an e-mail thinking it's rude.
You can send me an e-mail if it's not broken.
Send it to your close friends.
You can't send an e-mail to your seniors.
So, KOBASAO won by a reversal in the end!
That's it for the survey game "Japanese people vs. Japanese people"!
We lost!
Now, it's time for an announcement!
After this broadcast, we will be accepting e-mails from "deep_gabansho" and "munekyu_sasayaki_koroshiamu".
For everyone who sent us an e-mail today, we will give you this!
A special program "munekyu" keychain!
If you press the button...
You'll hear it!
We're looking forward to your e-mails!
That's what I'm saying!
Viewers, please send us your submissions and we'll see if we can make our guests laugh or not.
Today's topic is "a phrase that a drunk president said in a party".
If you can make our guests laugh, we'll give you a special program sticker.
If you can make one person laugh, we'll give you copper. If you can make two people laugh, we'll give you silver. If you can make three people laugh, we'll give you a gold sticker.
Please send us your submissions!
We'd like you, Mr. Tamura, Mr. Kobayashi, and Mr. Takai of Savannah, to choose your submissions.
And please be patient so that our guests won't laugh!
Let's get started!
Let's start with Mr. Kobayashi of Savannah.
It's...
Gamer's...
Show!
Wait a minute...
Okay, okay, okay...
Let's go with this one.
Mr. Milcookie of Toyama Prefecture.
Age 40.
"A phrase that a drunk president said in a party".
Hitchcock's asymmetry.
What's the difference?!
Hm? I could see your teeth moving, but is it safe? Is this safe?!
He's shaking his head.
We'll decide with this one.
It's safe, right?!
It's safe!
Since you got it, you won't get any stickers!
It was a little dangerous, but it's safe!
It's a little dangerous...
Let's keep going!
Mr. Tamura and Mr. Kobayashi...
Please choose!
Hitchcock of Toyama Prefecture.
Age 20.
"A phrase that a drunk president said in a party".
"For the first time in my life, I tied a tie around my head".
Okay, Ms. Yokoyama, you laughed!
Ms. Atachi is back, but her teeth are sticking out!
Ms. Nishiyama, did you see this?
Ms. Yokoyama, Ms. Atachi laughed, so you'll get a silver sticker! Congratulations!
Ms. Yokoyama, you laughed before you said "now", didn't you?
I didn't think "now" would come there, and it was already funny before that.
You imagined it, didn't you?
Yes, I thought "now" would come.
You thought "now" would come.
Let's continue. Mr. Takai of Savannah, please choose one.
It's about a man in his 20s with the nickname "Kramer" in Shiga Prefecture.
It's about a president who got drunk at a party and said something without thinking.
"In the end, "now" is the best, isn't it?"
Ms. Atachi laughed!
Ms. Nishiyama, did you see this?
Ms. Nishiyama, you didn't laugh, did you?
I like this person.
This is a different nickname, isn't it?
Ms. Atachi laughed!
Yes, Ms. Yokoyama laughed, so you'll get a silver sticker!
Am I a "raptor"?
You're a "raptor", aren't you?
He's become a "revengeful bird".
The expression "go home" is funny, isn't it?
"Go home"?
"In the end..."
"Is it "now" or "back"?
"Now" or "back" is a game.
Let's continue. Mr. Kendo Kobayashi, please choose one.
It's me.
"My Ball Women in Their Tens" in Shiga Prefecture.
The president, who was on a year-end party, said something unexpected.
"I'm sneezing."
"Fashionable."
Ms. Yokoyama laughed!
Ms. Nishiyama, did you see this?
I laughed!
Ms. Nishiyama, please be clear!
Ms. Nishiyama, it was funny, wasn't it?
It was funny!
It was funny, wasn't it?
Yes. Please look forward.
Well, three people laughed, so it's a golden sticker! Congratulations!
I can't stand it anymore!
Even if you lose, you should win!
As expected of coach Kobayashi!
Now, the patience award is getting excited!
Then, Tamura Atsuhi, please choose one!
Akita Prefecture, Ackie.
A word that the drunk president said unexpectedly at the 5th Annual Meeting.
"What is Tamiya?"
Now, Nijiyama-san laughed!
Now, Yokoyama-san and Atsuhi-san laughed too!
One person laughed, so it's a golden sticker!
I wonder if Yui-han was laughing at Ackie in Akita Prefecture.
That kind of "can't be helped" is the worst.
There are quite a few people who are called "Ackie", right?
Ackie in Akita Prefecture.
How about "Ikwa" in Iwate Prefecture?
Well, not really.
"Ikwa" is better.
Now, let's move on!
Tamura Takahashi-san, please choose one!
Okay, I'll choose this one!
Kain-san, right?
Aichi Prefecture, nickname "line-breaker"
A man in his 30s.
A word that the drunk president said unexpectedly at the 5th Annual Meeting.
"I have to make eight bear antlers in five days."
Oh, Nishiyama-san is happy!
Adachi-san just made a "ho!" face.
Yokoyama-san isn't reacting at all!
Nishiyama-san laughed!
One person laughed, so it's a golden sticker!
Congratulations!
I was like, "Oh, I have to make eight of them someday," and I was convinced.
I was convinced.
On the contrary, I was convinced.
Oh, I see.
It's coming back, isn't it?
Yes, I thought it would be difficult.
I see.
I sympathized with the president.
I sympathized with the president a little.
No, that kind of guy doesn't like this kind of thing.
Now, please choose number three, Kendo Kobayashi.
Yes, Miyagi Prefecture, Mr. Hoyo, male, 20 years old.
A word that the president, who was on a year-end party, said without thinking.
Year-end party.
Piya!
Now, this is all...
Yamikaze ate it all!
Thank you for your hard work!
We finally have something explosive!
Kojima will come back next year for sure!
P.A. is laughing.
Please choose one, Mr. Atsushi Tamura!
This is the last one!
Full House in Nara Prefecture.
Male, 20 years old.
The president, who was drunk at a party, said something.
"No matter how you look at it, it's Totoro, isn't it?"
Okada-san laughed!
Adachi-san laughed!
Nijima-san, you laughed, didn't you?
You laughed, didn't you?
Yes!
You two laughed!
Congratulations on your first win!
Aren't we the same people?
We're not the same people!
He's the president of a company that seems like they'd get along quite well.
That's enough of that!
Go join the witch's table tennis team!
Witch's team!
The theme song is good.
Yes!
Witch's team!
That's not the kind of segment it is!
It's time now!
This segment ends here!
This has been "Deep Patience Show"!
Now, I will continue to send you.
This corner is to post a unique Atereco line that fits the theme of the video.
The theme of this time is a video from this drama.
It is broadcast every Thursday at 11 o'clock 15 minutes on BS Premium.
Overseas drama "Good Wife 3".
It is a court suspense drama in which two women lawyers Alicia, who has two children, solve numerous incidents one after another.
Now, it is the topic of this time.
Then, another question.
What is your argument?
It has nothing to do with the main case.
There is.
If the reason for dismissal is a difference in ideology, then there is no upper limit for another vehicle.
What is it?
I want to consult with a witness, so can you give me a break?
Yes, please do as you like.
Now, I would like to change the three lines into unique Atereco lines and do Atereco.
Now, before the broadcast, we have received a lot of lines from all over the country.
Thank you very much.
Let me introduce you.
First of all, it is a line given by a member, a woman in her 30s in Tokushima Prefecture, Ms. Touch.
Then, another question.
You said that snacks are up to 300 yen, didn't you?
It has nothing to do with the main case.
It is decided that snacks are up to 300 yen in our school's rules.
If you violate it, you will be dismissed.
What is it?
By the way, bananas are not included in snacks, right?
Yes, please do as you like.
It was nicely decided, wasn't it?
It was.
Everyone has experienced this "banana snack" problem before, hasn't it?
It's an old school theme, isn't it?
It's about time for you to be embarrassed, isn't it, Keiichi?
That problem...
You're not embarrassed, are you?
Now, let's move on.
It's a line from a member of Hokkaido, a man in his 20s, named Kosunemuyunyan.
Let's move on to another question.
Don't you smell something fishy?
It has nothing to do with this case!
In this case, it's likely that the first person to change the subject is the real culprit.
What is it?
Well, since it's like this, I'll ask you one more question.
Yes, please do as you like.
He used "please do as you like" at the end very well.
And he also used the atmosphere of the judge very well.
Because of the tension.
He said "one shot", but he said "please do as you like".
Thank you very much.
Let's move on.
This is a line from Haji-band, a man in his 20s in Nara Prefecture.
Let's move on to another question.
The next one is a one-shot gag at a bridegroom's boss.
It has nothing to do with this case!
In our company, there is a rule that the boss does a one-shot gag at a wedding.
What is it?
I think it's more exciting if you put milk in your mouth.
Please do as you like.
I thought it would be a little difficult this time because there are a lot of viewers, but it's a wonderful work.
I'm doing it myself and I'm scared.
It's a great corner.
Then, last.
It is a line given by a member of Chiba Prefecture, a woman in her 20s named Pipe.
Then, another question.
You're married, but you let us go?
It has nothing to do with the main case!
There is!
All three of us were deceived that you were the best!
What?
Master!
Please give me the strongest sake in this shop!
Yes, please do as you like.
At last, you made a big leap forward.
Yes, I did.
You became a master, didn't you?
I became a master.
The black dress made you realize that you were three people, didn't it?
I see.
Thank you for posting a lot of posts.
That's all for "Fukikae Deep".
Now, we have an important announcement from the program.
It will be broadcast on January 12 next year.
We are recruiting studio spectators for the third "Muchaburi-oh" final round.
This time, good boy Masaru Hamaguchi will participate in "Muchaburi-oh" for two consecutive years.
Mr. Torii Miyuki, Mr. Kaukau Yamada Yoshi, and us, Kento Kobayashi, and many other popular entertainers will participate in this hot battle.
Mr. Kobayashi...
If you want to see this battle in person, please apply for it from the program site after the broadcast is over.
Now, Mr. Kento Kobayashi, please give us your usual warning.
Yes, please pay for the transportation and accommodation with your own money or with my payment.
No, we don't pay you. We have a lot of people.
Yes, it's self-payment.
We are looking forward to many applications.
In this corner, viewers will send us heart-pounding lines that they want us to whisper to each other, and today's guests will try their best to read them out loud.
Now, the voters will be chosen by Atsushi, Koba, and Savannah Takahashi.
And viewers, please vote for which line you chose.
Now, and everyone, look over there! It's ahead of you!
There is a special microphone that has the shape of a person's head.
When you use the headphone, you can hear it as if you are really whispered in your ear, so please enjoy using the headphone!
This is amazing, though.
I didn't know there was a microphone like this.
Now, the voters will be chosen by Atsushi.
Well...
First of all...
- Yui. - Yes!
- Shall we begin? - Yes.
- From Kanagawa Prefecture... - Kanagawa Prefecture.
- Nakami, a man in his teens... - Nakami, a man in his teens...
"Suddenly, I want to be whispered to by Yokoyama-san."
Wow, amazing!
70% chance of winning.
Next up is Koma-san.
I understand.
Well, then...
Adachi!
Yes!
Please say your name.
My heart is pounding.
Your heart is pounding?
My heart is pounding.
Kinkinkin!
Tachikoma, Saitama Prefecture.
Male, 30 years old.
This is what Adachi-san said to me before a soccer match.
It would be hell for a goalkeeper, really.
It's impossible to score a goal.
It's difficult if you don't score a goal.
It's already the first time.
Oh, it looks like he's going to push it in!
All right, all right, all right.
Next up is Takahashi-san.
Okay, Nishiyama-san, please.
Why do you have to be like a spoiled child?
He's really good at it.
It's really embarrassing.
Okay, Nishiyama-san, please take the head phone and step forward.
Okay.
He's really good at it, Nishiyama.
He's from Kanagawa Prefecture.
He has no look pass.
He's a man in his 20s.
Nishiyama Maki, a health insurance doctor,
whispered to me when he was injured.
He must have done it on purpose so he could see you.
I want to try it too.
I'm not making fun of you!
The school is fun, isn't it?
Let's move on, Atsushi.
Shall we?
Adachi.
Yes!
Yuzu Papa, a man in his 20s, gave me this song.
In the hallway of the bar, Adachi was whispered to like this.
Why didn't you continue? This is fraud!
Drinking in the hallway is so good!
It's so fun!
OK, next is Kuma-san, please.
It's Kuma-san.
OK, I like this one.
Let's have the same drinking party, but in Nishiyama.
OK.
What was she talking about?
When that happened...
In Kanagawa Prefecture, a boy and a firefly cat...
Nishiyama-san supported them at the end of the party.
Unfortunately, it's just you and me now...
What will you do?
Hey!
You're drunk again!
If we get drunk like this, we'll go crazy in Fukuoka!
Everyone's serious!
We should whisper to each other.
Takahashi-san!
I'm so happy!
Speaking of which, Yuzo-san!
Okay, Yokoyama-chan, let's go!
She's a member of Ibaragi Prefecture.
Her nickname is "Mario Cat".
She's a man in his teens.
She wants Yokoyama-san to hold her sleeve from behind and whisper to her.
I haven't gone home yet...
Looks like you two are going home.
Next, it's Asushi-san again.
It's like a bar.
It's like a bar in Shizuoka.
Maruki, Nishiyama.
I want you to say it in an Arabic way.
I want Nishiyama-san to say it in an Arabic way.
As it is.
I had butter all over my body.
Next, Mr. Koba, please.
Adachi and Yokoyama.
Double.
Double?
A double team has joined.
Shiga prefecture hippies.
Men in their 30s.
I want Mr. Adachi and Mr. Yokoyama to stand on both sides and whisper to me in Mie and Kyoto dialect.
The way you whisper is completely different from the way you speak, isn't it?
That's great!
I can't be blamed for being double.
Next up is Mr. Takahashi.
Let's go with this one, Mr. Nishiyama!
Yes!
I'm from Miyagi Prefecture and I'm a one-seg wheeler.
I'm in my teens and I'm a woman.
I'd like Mr. Nishiyama of Tsundere Soul to whisper to me.
Next is Ms. Atsushi of Yokoyama.
Yokoyama, you speak Kyoto dialect fluently.
Wansegu, Miyagi Prefecture, Wheel, female teens...
Oh, no.
Kanya, Akita Prefecture...
"Munabara no Kiseki" (Miracle of Munabara)
After a fight on a date,
for a while,
Ms. Yui Yokoyama whispered to me.
"I love you."
Yui Yokoyama whispered to me. "I love you."
Gori-san, let's choose the last one and eat it.
Me?
Yes, please do your best to wrap it up.
Which one should I choose?
Gori-san hasn't posted anything yet.
That's true.
I'm fine.
I'll choose "adachi's robot voice".
I wanted to hear "robot" whispered to me.
Then I'll choose this one!
I'll ask "adachi's".
Yes!
Ibaraki Prefecture, New Era...
Ake Maku, male, 20 years old.
I want "adachi's" whispered to me.
It's "kirin" and "adachi" now.
Yes, it's "adachi" now.
Your girlfriend is nice, isn't she?
I'd like to sit with you in your seat.
Your girlfriend is nice, isn't she?
Yay!
She's nice, isn't she?
That's it for this segment.
It looks like we have the results of the poll.
The viewers are Atsushi-san, Koma-san, Takahashi-san.
Who's chosen the line with the strongest impact?
The results are here!
We'll be giving away the voice of Muneki, voiced by Okoyama-san, Adachi-san and Nishiyama-san, to our viewers!
Starting today, January 1st, Saturday afternoon, you can download it from the show's website!
It's a limited-time gift for members of the show, so please register and get it!
Today's ending is "At You Money", too!
If you've read today's post, please check out how to receive the gift on the show's website after the broadcast!
And for those of you who won at the Melma Academy, please also check it out on the show's website!
And for our next episode of "Deep End", it will air on December 15th, after a week's break!
Our guests are...
Chibacon!
Masuda Okada and Okada-san's next year's pet joke will be decided by your posts!
Please look forward to our next episode!
Thank you for watching today!
We did it, Koba-san! Chibacon will come again!
I think I'll go to a hair salon!
Where are you going?
After this, at 1 a.m. on January 25th, "i-tele" will broadcast "one seg" challenge again!
Tonight, we have a new plan!
Please participate in "one seg" as well!
Yui-han!
Yes!
It's been a while, but please come again!
Please come again! It was so much fun and it ended in no time!
It was in no time, right?
Yes, I'd like to come again, please!
See you in "one seg" in one minute!