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...SHIBUYA D-PAY!
Good evening! SHIBUYA D-PAY has begun!
Tonight, we'll be broadcasting live for another 59 minutes.
Thank goodness we made it in time! Or else we'd have missed the opening!
No, it's fine! I was alone...
I was just about to go to the bathroom, and I'm sorry I'm late!
I had something I had to talk about by myself...
Oh, you made it in time?
Yes, I made it in time!
Thank goodness!
Everyone, please join us in the show!
Please join us!
I was going to say "ukraina" too...
I'm sorry I left the show to you while I was going to say "ukraina"!
No, no, I'm sorry!
I couldn't leave it to you! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry about that, too!
It's not like that!
Neither of you were there last week!
Oh, really?
I'm sorry!
Oh, "ukraina"...
How was "ukraina"?
They say it's the most beautiful country in the world...
Everyone is beautiful!
I'm jealous!
But we're not popular...
Oh, you mean Japanese people?
You know...
"What kind of men do you like?" "How about Japanese men?" "How about me?"
I asked you once and for all...
You know, as someone like me...
You're too "kyasha"!
What?!
It's true that men walking in the city of "ukraina" are like this!
They're like this!
Are you "kyasha"?
"Kyasha"!
I'm "garigari"!
How about it?
I've been told it's a weird motto.
It's different for each country, isn't it?
I'm a little tired...
You need to work out and go again!
I need to get some muscle and eat some protein!
Tonight, in this segment...
Check if it's easy to lose weight!
I'm your host, Iromi Nishihori.
In this segment, we're going to look at how easy it is for you to lose weight!
I'm also very interested in it!
I'm going to give you 10 simple questions, so please answer!
If you don't participate from the first question, you won't be able to show the results, so please sign up now!
I cut my hair last week!
Now, let me introduce you to how to participate!
If you're participating on a TV remote control, please press the remote control's set button!
You'll get four colors of color buttons for each question!
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Now, let me introduce our guests for today!
First of all, Makoto Okunaka!
Mako-chan!
And, Emperor S.N.A. No. 1 and even Miyata!
S.N.A. No. 1!
And, Yabuchi Mari!
And, Fujiwara!
Hey, hey, hey, you're here!
What kind of gorgeous gag are you using?
- Don't use gorgeous gags. - Gorgeous just.
- Okinaka-san. - Yes?
- Miyazawa-san. - Yes, yes.
- Yanagishta-kun. - Yes?
Today we'll find out if you're easily cheated on or not, how about it?
What is that...
- The question is, are you easily cheated on or not? - Easily cheated on?
- Easily... eh... I wonder... - How about self-diagnosing it yourself?
- Ah, I think I'm easily cheated on! - Eh?!
- Eh?! - Lucky. It's not "lucky."
- It's "sensible"! - "Lucky."
- "Lucky" is not "lucky." - It's "sensible," right?
- It means you don't notice it. - You don't notice it.
- That person might be easily noticed. - That's probably the best.
- Yaguchi-chan and Fujimoto-san are married, right? - Yes!
- That's right! - It's not the time for you to be deceived.
- Really?! - That's bad.
- No, Fujimoto-san, you're suspicious. - No, I'm not!
- Eh?! - What do you mean?
- Do you know something? - No, I don't know.
- No, no, no, no. - That's bad!
- That's cheap, right? - It looks cheap.
- If you end up like that, you should just go home.
- Are you saying that now?! - I'm saying it now.
- It's your chance! It's a live broadcast. - That's dangerous.
- If you're already married or if you're not married yet, please participate!
- Have you registered yet?
- You can do it again, so please press the button on your remote and participate!
- Yuri-san, cut off her hair!
- Now, let's introduce our instructor for today!
- Psychic counselor and professional sports team's mental trainer, Furu Asami-san!
No, I don't like it.
What?
Ms. Furu, we can see if you're easy to cheat on this time.
That's right.
The reason for cheating is not the partner you're dating, but the case you have yourself.
What?
It's not the partner. There's a case you have yourself.
That's right. So this time, we'll check how many elements you have that makes you want to cheat on your partner.
I'm scared!
You've never thought about whether you're easy to cheat on, have you?
That's the surprising advantage.
Cheating starts unconsciously.
I can't wait to see who's easy to cheat on.
Let's get started.
"Easy to cheat on" check, start!
Viewers, there's still time, so press the button on your remote control and join us!
Here's our first question!
You'll be celebrating your lover's birthday for the first time. How would you celebrate it?
This is where we met for the first date.
Take her to a place she'll remember.
What do you think? It's a nice view, isn't it?
Take her to a place she's never been to.
C.
I'll show you!
Happy birthday!
Prepare a surprise for her at home.
D.
Happy birthday!
It's best to spend it at home.
Celebrate it at home.
Be honest and tell us what you'll do!
Viewers, there's still time, so press the button on your remote control and join us!
You'll choose from A, B, C, D.
How would you celebrate your first birthday?
Aren't there a lot of "b"s?
There's a lot of "b"s!
Fujimoto-san, you're taking me to a place I've never been to before?
Yeah, isn't it fine to have freshness?
I actually did some research and celebrated at a nice restaurant.
I see.
Me too.
It's my first time going.
I went to "France Only".
You don't usually go to France, do you?
The name of the restaurant is a little difficult, so I wrote it down and took it with me.
While I was looking at it, I was told, "It's super cute, though."
"It's super cute, though."
What about you, Yanagiswa-kun?
Yeah, I probably go to a place I've never been to before.
It's not your house?
Yeah, it's my birthday.
Your "b" is "c".
"c"!
Surprise at home?
I like surprises at home.
At home?
Yeah, I like surprises.
What's up with you?
A surprise for your birthday?
But it's not a surprise, is it?
I just want it to be gorgeous.
Ah, I see.
I want it to be sparkly.
What about you, Okunaka-san?
Yeah, I usually cook at home.
Wow, that's amazing.
You usually celebrate at home, don't you?
It's the same for me!
I always do it better than usual.
You do it better than usual?
You do it better than usual for me, too!
Now, the first part of the show has come to an end.
Now, I'd like to announce it right away.
Let me announce the scores of this question.
The higher the score, the easier it is to cheat.
It's a high choice.
Everyone, please try it.
Now, here are the scores!
It's hard to tell.
No, no, Dr. Oku, it's the same!
No, it's not!
It's the same!
What's going on here?
In this question, everyone is looking at the "mannerism".
Mannerism?
It's not about how you spend your day, it's about not being stimulated.
And it's more likely for you to go to someone else for stimulation.
Even though it's your birthday and it's a special event, and it's your first time...
Even so, spending your day at home is a little manneristic.
Wow!
From the beginning, you're giving me a hard time!
It's my own love manual, you know!
I don't want you to look down on me!
Wow, this is exciting!
I don't want to get points for this!
If you're using your cell phone, smartphone, or computer, click "Next" on the screen!
Let's move on!
Here is the second question!
If you went out for lunch with a co-worker...
Where should we go for lunch today?
Hey, what did you eat?
At a time like this, what would you say?
A. "Anything is fine." And leave it up to your partner.
B. "What do you want to eat?" And leave it up to your partner.
C. "Japanese food or Italian food?" And leave it up to your partner.
D. "I want to eat meat today." And leave it up to your partner.
Which one is it?
Wow!
If you went out for lunch with a co-worker...
Right?
C. "Oh, no."
B. "Oh, no."
B. "There's a lot of them."
B. "Oh, there's a lot of Bs and Cs."
"Ms. Koba, C."
"Well, band music too."
It’s “Shibuya Deep” and “C”, right?
No, it's "e."
It's "d."
Why are you doing this?
Oh, no. I did it.
You don't have to say that.
There are two types of foods you want to eat, right?
- Yeah, there are. - Yes, there are.
Yup.
It's quicker for you to decide.
I see.
You can decide as soon as you think.
I'd ask you what you want to eat, and you'd say "yanagisata."
Well, for me, anything is fine.
- Anything that suits you. - Right!
- Whatever you want to eat. - Right.
Yes, that's why.
D. Say what you want to eat.
It's an impression!
Cyborg is an impression!
Cyborg!
We have finished writing down the second memo.
Let's announce the losers!
Here it is!
A is not here!
But B has 7 points!
7 points?!
That's high!
Why is that?!
You're leaving it up to the other person!
This is based on self-assessment.
Whether or not you have too much self-assessment, it's not good.
That's how you rate it.
"Whatever is fine" or "leave it up to me" means...
you have to think about it every time, so you have to use your brain.
When you're together.
When you're alone, you're more comfortable with each other.
You're more conscious of that kind of person.
But if you only think about yourself, like D,
you'll get tired of each other.
You have to work together.
That's right.
It's about balance.
When you say "whatever is fine," you're most balanced.
That's right.
You listen to each other's opinions and think about your own opinions.
That's the best way.
I was surprised!
It was a good result.
Let's move on to the third question!
The third question!
Are you sure you're going to write it?
I'm worried about my girlfriend.
A mail from an unknown stranger!
"Thank you for staying up late last night."
Whose mail is this?
"What would you do in a situation like this?"
A. "What's going on?"
She says it in a strong tone and doesn't ask.
B. "You were late at work yesterday."
C. "Ask me that and nothing else."
What will you do?
C. "You're surprisingly good at this."
Why is it a show?
They pretend not to see each other and look at each other.
Which one is it?
Three choices?
Please choose from A, B, and C.
This is when you can see your girlfriend's body.
It's three choices.
"Ask me that and nothing else" is nasty.
It's bad to be an assistant.
Why?
It's bad to be an assistant.
Most of them are "C"
Only "B" works or not?
I really want to know "A"
Actually it's "A" but...
It's better than "A"
It's better than "B"
If you don't clean it up, it feels bad.
Then it's "A"
It works.
It works properly.
Should we make it clear?
Later?
Yes
It's better to know "A" than "B"
We won't tell you honestly anyway.
We won't tell you.
We won't.
We have another membership "C"
This is it.
That's easy to say!
I don't like it!
It's like that.
Why is it like that?
Isn't it best to just leave it like that?
You're keeping the other person's feelings of doubt for a long time.
You shouldn't have such feelings.
It's not good for the other person to feel doubtful.
It makes you feel like the other person doesn't trust you.
Do you think like that?
Teacher, it's not like that.
What's wrong?
I don't want to deal with things I don't want to do.
That's right.
You want them to leave you alone and you want them to leave you alone.
If you ask too many questions about "A", you'll feel like you want to run away.
You don't want to run away.
That's why you don't have "A".
I've been thinking about it for a while.
It was "B" at first.
I've been thinking about it, too.
But you're a person who asks.
I saw it!
Let's move on.
Next, question four!
What do you think you are from another person's point of view?
A. Healing B. Irritation
What do you think you are from another person's point of view?
What does this mean?
It means "what do you think you are?"
What do you think you are from another person's point of view?
I'm not saying "this is it".
I'm saying "what do you think you are from another person's point of view?"
I've heard of it.
Some of you may have heard of it.
Is it healing or irritation?
I don't like it.
I really don't like it.
If it were these two...
I don't like it.
If it were just me and Cyborg, it would be "B".
I really don't like it.
Mr. Koba, have you ever heard of "healing"?
Mr. Koba!
Even though you've been thinking about it for a while.
I'm just like a baby.
In a different sense.
Why do you think it's stimulating?
I'm not healing.
It feels like an attack.
I don't know if it's an attack or not.
I'm sick of it.
Let me announce the results.
I'm jealous.
In this question, you're looking at your partner's preferences as a lover.
Your partner's preferences?
Yes, your partner's preferences.
In that sense, if you choose a stimulating type of person, your partner will tend to look for something stimulating.
That's why it's easier for your partner to be aware of you.
If you have other stimulants, you might go there.
I see.
That's fascinating.
But you want your partner to be stimulated all the time, right?
That's right.
I'm a very stimulating person.
How do you stimulate your partner?
What are you doing?
You're stimulating your partner in a show.
Don't say it!
Can I say it?
Hey, you were off all night last night.
Oh, sorry.
I ran out of battery on my phone.
Why don't you charge it?
I can't do it.
Fight with your partner!
What would you do when you know you're not at fault?
A.
Sorry, sorry. It's my fault.
To make up with your partner quickly, you apologize first.
B.
I'm not at fault at all.
You don't apologize until your partner apologizes first.
C.
I know you're mad at me, but don't you want me to say something to you?
You want me to praise you to your friends.
D.
More than that, I want you to apologize to me.
Change the subject!
Which one is it?
I'm not at fault!
Fight with your partner! What would you do when you know you're not at fault?
If I know I'm not at fault, I apologize.
If I know I'm at fault, I apologize.
If I know I'm not at fault, I don't apologize.
But with this pattern, it's difficult.
You're right.
There are people who apologize for themselves!
There are people who change the topic.
This is what happens when you get married.
I don't want to battle anymore.
And I'm an old soldier.
I'm an adult, but I'm an old soldier.
Okunata-san.
Yes.
B.
It's D.
I'm stubborn, so I don't like it.
Really?
I think you'll apologize for me.
I'll never apologize.
You'll never apologize for yourself?
Yes.
If you're wrong, you'll apologize, right?
If you're wrong, I'll apologize.
Now, let's announce the results!
Here they are!
So far, C and D are 0 points apart.
What are you talking about?
I'm getting excited just thinking about it!
What's with "C and D"?
It's a C-core anime!
What anime?
"C and D"!
Apologizing even when you're not at fault is very dangerous.
In other words, if you apologize even when you're not at fault,
your opponent will keep getting better and better, right?
Like being selfish and such.
If it continues like this, you might even think it's okay to do it on your side.
If you forgive everything, your opponent will say "forgive me for this, forgive me for that," right?
That's right.
There's a problem with giving opportunities for that.
Everyone says this, but...
Everyone says "forgive me for this, forgive me for that," right?
In other words, how angry are you?
If it's like that, should we change the topic?
That's right!
If we change the topic, it feels like we're moving forward.
I see.
Instead of staying still, we move forward.
I see.
Now, we've finished the first half of the fifth question!
Let's move on to the sixth question!
Cheers!
In the restaurant you entered for the first time, your lover said...
Hmm?
This meat is really good.
Try it.
Really?
However, it was a subtle taste for you!
What would you do in a situation like this?!
A. Be honest and say, "Does it suit me?"
B. "I love this sweat," right?
C. "Hmm, it's good," right?
Now, which one?!
Choose one from A, B, and C!
C. "Ciboy."
Okay.
C. "Ciboy."
Why? Why?
Be honest and say it!
Only Miyada-san is C!
Can you make your lover say it?!
C!
Really?!
Yes.
You said it so many times but you didn't say it!
No, no, I don't think she would follow a man other than Miyazawa.
What do you know?!
I know everything about Miyazawa!
Don't misunderstand me, Miyazawa, really!
Okunaga-san, you've been surprising me for a while now!
Be honest and say it!
"Mazuibo" is "mazui" (bad)
"Mazuibo" is "mazui" (bad)?!
Hato-chan, say it for real!
Hato-chan!
Hato-chan, you've been doing radio for a while now!
It's not funny, Kodan!
Say it's not funny!
No, no, it's nice!
It's nice, it's nice!
It's totally different from "kouwaka" atmosphere!
It's totally different!
Ok, we've closed the poll.
Miyazawa-san is the only one who said "c" in the studio. Everyone else said "a" in total.
Let's announce the results! Here they are!
"C" and "mazuibo" match, but "mazuibo" is most likely to be cheated on.
Miyazawa-san, you're taking a lot of photos.
No, no, stop it, really!
It's easy to be cheated on.
Why is that?!
Miyazawa-san, what were you looking at?
I was looking at how much of my true self I was showing off.
So, if you're the type of person who holds back your true self according to your partner,
it's quite difficult to maintain a distance from your partner and deepen your bond.
In that sense, it's a problem that you can't convey your true feelings all the time.
Like, you can't hold it in.
To be honest...
It's fine if you're honest and kind, right?
That's right, it's about how you say it.
It's about how you say it.
That "V" you said earlier...
That "V" you said earlier... It was too strong.
Don't blame the "V" on me.
Next! Next!
Okay, let's move on.
Next, question number 7!
If you had a boyfriend, would you call him once a day or travel with him every month?
A. Yes. B. No.
Now, which is it?!
Anything is fine, right?!
Even if it's a small thing...
Would you like to make it or not?!
It's freestyle, right?!
If it's freestyle, I'd really like to throw it.
Old men are all "b"s.
Old men are the ones who care about these weird things.
Is that so, Yanagisawa-kun?
That's right. Well, the rules are...
You want to make rules?!
Well, minimum rules are necessary.
Isn't it annoying to mail once in a while? Don't you have to do it?
Is it?
It's annoying to mail, but...
Like, when you're done with a match, who's going to clean up and who's going to do the laundry.
Oh, I see! That's a good rule!
That's a good rule!
If it's a rule like that, I'd like it, too.
Yaguchi-chan, do you want to make rules, too?
Our house has gatekeepers at two o'clock.
Is that so?!
Yes!
And, um...
Depending on the opponent, it's okay until the morning.
Depending on the opponent?!
That's right!
Is it someone you can trust?
Um, like a coach!
Now, let me announce the results!
Here they are!
Movie coaches?
Those who want to make rules for movies get 80 points!
It's easy for you to do it!
It's easy for people who want to make rules!
Why is that?
This is...
You were looking for a way to speed up.
So, if you speed up your opponent with your own sense of value, you're giving your opponent a hard time.
That's right.
In the end.
That really becomes the cause of cheating.
Rules are...
What will happen to you in the future?
Sometimes, there are a lot of rules in the world, so you end up making even more rules.
In the future, you'll be with a really cheating man.
You'll be with Hiro Shouhei-san.
I'm sorry, Hiro Shouhei-san.
This is bad.
I won't recover from this.
Now, there are only two questions left.
Let's move on.
There's only three questions left.
I'm sorry.
Let's move on to question eight!
If you failed an entrance exam or job interview, what would you do first?
What would you do first?
a. You don't have eyes to look at.
b. There was no circle.
c. What went wrong?
d. Because you don't have charm.
Which one is it? Choose one of the four.
If you fail the interview exam, please answer what you think first.
Oh, it's divided.
Oh, I see.
c. There was no circle.
b.
In any case, it's b.
I don't think it's b.
That's right.
It's koba's b.
That's actually it.
There was no circle.
yanagisawa-kun, c.
What went wrong?
You're thinking about it like this, aren't you?
Why didn't it work?
You're reflecting on it, aren't you?
It leads you to the next step.
What didn't work?
You don't know, do you?
I'm like that.
It's because you don't have charm.
Okunaga-san.
Yes.
It's pretty...
Yes, I fell all the way down.
I don't know much about you, Okunaga-san.
It's b.
You have a lot of emotions.
That's right.
Yes, it's closed.
Let me announce the results.
Here it is.
Ten points for A and D.
A and D have different contents.
It's about how confident you are.
A is the highest.
Confident people like A are confident only about themselves.
They are self-confident.
And they are often rejected by service providers.
On the other hand, if you are not confident like D,
you won't be attracted by your partner.
You start to doubt yourself and become self-conscious.
You are not confident.
You say it's not funny, but you are not confident.
I want you to apologize to Yasei Bazooka.
Let's move on to the next one! Question nine!
What's wrong?
Huh? Uh... I'm not doing well at work...
Can you listen to me?
What would you like to say to your girlfriend who is struggling with work?
A. Don't worry about it and think positively!
B. I think you're doing a good job! I'm sure you'll do well!
C. Forget about work and have fun!
Which one is it?
Please choose from A, B and C bits!
A, B, C, D, E, F!
I don't have any right to say what my partner does for a living.
I don't know anything about that industry.
All I can do is to let you go.
I feel like you're saying that to your own face.
I feel like you're saying you can't do that.
Are you serious?!
I'm not that old!
But you look like you'd like it.
I don't know.
I feel like you're saying something positive.
Right?!
You're like, "It'll be fine!"
You're like, "Think positively!"
B, I think you're working hard.
Yes.
She said "yes"!
Huh?!
Your character is broken!
I was just complimenting you.
She was just complimenting you!
Now, let's announce the results!
Here they are!
A is 10 points and it's easiest to work with!
Think positively!
It's easiest to work with.
When your partner is depressed, you try to cheer them up or cheer them up.
But in reality, when you make mistakes or fail, you're more depressed than normal.
So it's important for you to make up for your mistakes and cheer up your partner.
That's why I think B is the easiest.
But she said "B" at the beginning of the game.
No, not at all!
Don't say that!
She said "B" at the beginning of the game!
I saw it! I saw it!
Oh no, it's the last one!
Actually, it's the last one!
Let's move on to number 10!
Do you like power spots? A. Yes. B. No. Which one do you like?
I like...
Unexpected!
It's not a power spot! It's not a power spot, but I like seeing world heritage sites and important cultural assets.
Recently, people have been saying that it's a power spot.
Well, yeah.
They've been chasing me.
Seriously!
They've been chasing me from a power spot!
No, it's not like that. Power spots don't move.
Yaguchi-chan, do you like power spots, too?
I like world heritage sites, too, but I also like Japanese mountains, and I went on a trip recently.
She likes power spots.
Right? It's nice, isn't it?
Japanese mountains are power spots?
Well, it's nice, isn't it?
Yeah.
Miyazaki and other protected areas in the north are also said to be power spots, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
On the other hand, Miyazawa doesn't like power spots!
I don't like them, but I'm not interested in them.
It's really nice!
Why is that?
Yaguchi-san also likes power spots.
I love power spots.
Now, let's announce the results! Here they are!
No way!
This is...
People who tend to fall into strange powers like power spots...
...often tend not to face problems when it's important.
And since they usually can't solve it with their own power...
...they tend to not be good at facing their opponents.
It's not like you're always relying on other people's powers.
It's not like we're relying on you.
You're not running away, are you?!
Now that you mention it...
...I'm a man who can't do anything without my staff and viewers.
That's true.
He raised his temperature.
I see.
You can't tell if you're facing yourself or not.
That's right.
But you can't always run around...
...or you can't always do what someone tells you.
It's a matter of your own will and determination.
You just have to make up your mind, right?
That's right. You just have to make up your mind.
I lost.
Now we've checked all of your questions.
If you have a cell phone, smartphone, or computer...
...press "see results".
If you have a remote control or a phone...
...the screen will automatically switch.
If you've answered all of our questions...
...we'll show you the final results.
Now, we've rated all of your questions...
...with 100 points out of 100.
First of all, let's see how easy it is for viewers all over the world...
...to cheat on you!
Here are the results!
This time, it was "danger zone" where there is a high possibility of cheating more than 70 points,
"attention zone" where it is easy to cheat 50 to 69 points,
"all right zone" where it is difficult to cheat 30 to 49 points,
and "safe zone" where there is a low possibility of cheating less than 29 points.
So, viewers, it's mostly okay, right?
That's right. It's a good result.
It's safe, right?
Yes.
Now, let's take a look at how easy it is for viewers to cheat!
Here it is!
It's high!
It's cool!
It's a little higher than the previous one, but it's the easiest and highest to cheat!
Am I number one? No way!
62 points! It's a close call!
Miyata-san also got 53 points!
You two are in the middle!
Oh, and Yan Aisak too!
It's higher than I thought!
Huh? It's higher than I thought!
It's higher than I thought!
That's why!
It's easy for Yan Aisak to cheat!
You can't cheat, and you can't cheat, right?
I want to cheat and I want to cheat!
That's weird!
What do you mean you want to cheat?
That's unexpected.
But is there a way to avoid cheating?
There is.
Cheating is an act of raising awareness.
You're inviting yourself unconsciously, right?
So first know yourself.
And don't deny it, but recognize yourself.
That's how you recognize others for the first time.
The most important thing is doubt and self-doubt.
That's what makes you suffer.
So I think it's important to have a mindset of believing in yourself.
Yeah.
You know, love is for fun.
That's right. "I love you" is "believe you".
That's right.
Oh!
That's a nice word.
You're a safe man.
I'm safe now.
You're a nice safe man.
I'm a safe man who cheated.
I hope you find this helpful for your future love life.
Thank you very much, Ms. Kuru.
Thank you!
You can experience this "cheating is safe" check after the show.
If you haven't tried it yet, please give it a try!
That's it for "cheating is safe" check!
Yay!
From now on, we will be broadcasting "deep patience show" and "men vs. women", "unforgivable things" and "let's make it clear" posts.
We will be giving away this program-specific heart-shaped keychain to everyone who posts today!
If you press the button...
Please!
We look forward to seeing your posts!
Good evening, I'm Mogi Junichi.
In this segment, viewers will send in their posts about the topic, and we'll see if we can make our guests laugh or not.
The topic for this season is "autumn entertainment season," and it's "a shocking statement from a bus guide."
For those of you who can make your guests laugh, we'll be giving away this program-specific sticker.
If you make two people laugh, it's a "do," if you make two people laugh, it's a "gin," and if you make three people laugh, it's a "kin" sticker!
Please send in your posts!
We'd like to ask Tamura-san, Kobayashi-san, and Fujiwara-no-fujimoto-san to send in their posts as well!
Now, guests! Are you ready?
Guests, please be patient and not laugh!
This is the "endurance award."
Let's get started!
First up is Kendo Kobayashi-san!
It's "gemen" show!
It's "fukokage" show!
It's "mizuki" show!
It's "dansen" show!
It's "yudan" show!
The "shocking statement" from the bus guide is...
"Close all curtains. We will soon pass in front of your ex-husband's house."
He made us laugh!
I see.
Okunaga-san, who also made us laugh, was completely stunned!
It's okay! It's not funny! It's okay!
It's been a while!
You made us laugh, so it's a "no" sticker! Congratulations!
It's a "no" sticker!
Now, let's move on!
Tamura Atsushi-san, an olympic dancer.
"Tamuatsu."
Yes, I've been called "Tamuatsu" before.
Masaru Kumamoto-ken, male.
The "shocking statement" from the bus guide is...
Everyone, in front of you is me, who has become more beautiful since last year.
Oh, Ogura-san laughed!
Miyazawa-san also laughed!
Yanagishta-san laughed too.
Both of you laughed, so congratulations with the silver sticker!
Thank you!
I want Yanagishta-san to laugh more and more.
That's right.
Wow, that was frustrating.
Are you okay?
It was frustrating.
Okay, let's move on.
Please choose Fujimoto-san.
Okay.
Um... Kumamoto Prefecture's nickname is "Masaru...
...dance..."
Huh? Oh, sorry.
You did it, didn't you?
Sorry, sorry.
Ishikawa Prefecture's nickname is...
I don't know how to use a microphone.
Microphone?
It's not a microphone computer, right?
It's a microphone content.
Ishikawa Prefecture's nickname is...
Nick... Nick-san.
Buzzguide-san said something shocking.
Mic test, one more chance!
Sayami-san laughed!
Oh, Okunaga-san and Yanagishta-san...
...also laughed.
Why did you laugh?
What's going on?
Why did you laugh?
You're going to lose your temper.
That's right.
You're not good at reading.
What's wrong with you, Yamashita-san?
My reading?
Your reading is terrible!
Terrible?
It's not terrible!
But it's okay, right?
It's okay, right?
It's not wrong, right?
It's a pattern that the presentation is going well.
I think it's good.
I think the post is going well.
Okay, next.
Kendo Kobayashi-san, please choose.
Okay.
Um... Hyogo Prefecture's nickname is...
"Men in their 20s."
Two of you?
What was the shocking thing that the bus guide said?
"Since we're separated today,"
"I'll only introduce what I can see with my right hand."
What is this?
Miyaza-san...
You laughed earlier.
It's a crime news.
One of you laughed, right?
Miyaza...
Miyaza-san...
What's wrong?
I'm a crime getter.
What kind of sticker is this?
What's wrong with you now?
Koa-san was funny.
I'm more funny than the viewers.
Let's move on.
Please choose one, Tamura Atsuhi-san.
Okayama Prefecture, Randy, male.
What was the most shocking thing that the bus guide said?
"Everyone, chori...su."
Okunaka-san and Aguchi-san laughed.
Miyazawa-san laughed and they laughed.
So, you got a silver sticker!
Congratulations!
Why are you laughing?
You look like you were laughed at by your wife.
A few years ago, you were laughed at for speaking a foreign language.
You were laughed at for speaking a foreign language.
You shouldn't laugh about it.
Next, Fujimoto-san, please choose one.
He is a male teenager with a nickname "Stunk" in Kanagawa Prefecture.
A word of advice from Matsukaze-san.
"The bus is moving."
"The bus is moving!"
Alagisa-san, did you see it? Is it safe?
Oh, Okunaga-san is flustered!
He is flustered!
You got a silver sticker!
"Gorgeous"! Why did you appear twice?
You said "one more chance" "gorgeous" too.
Did you really write that many times?
Yes, I did.
"The bus is moving." "The bus is moving."
Next, Kendo Gomaesu-san, please choose one.
He is a male teenager with a nickname "Club Net" in Shiga Prefecture.
A word of advice from Matsukaze-san.
"Everyone, is it okay for me to smoke?"
Okunaga-san laughed immediately.
This was funny.
So, congratulations with the silver sticker.
The gold hasn't come out yet?
The gold hasn't come out?
It's like Japan now.
What do you mean?
So, shall we continue aiming for the gold?
This is the last one, right?
So, Tamura Atsuhi-san, please choose one.
Kain Tochigi Prefecture, Rindoboshi-san.
One word of shock from the bus guide...
"You must think you're out anyway, right?"
That's nice!
Yaguchi-san laughed.
Only one person laughed.
Only Yaguchi-san laughed.
Only one person laughed.
So, it's the same sticker.
The gold medal hasn't come out yet.
It's like Japan now.
What do you mean?
It's time now.
This corner ends here.
That was "Deep Endurance Award".
This is a new segment. Ms. Nori, please explain.
In this corner, you will send us what you think you can't forgive for sacrifice.
We will introduce some of them and do a live survey of how many people you actually can't forgive.
We will investigate the difference in consciousness between men and women.
Ladies and gentlemen, men will choose what women can't forgive and women will choose what men can't forgive.
We would like you to choose what you think is the difference in consciousness between men and women.
Let's start with Mr. Fujimoto.
What? Already?
Wait a minute.
Mr. Fujimoto, please choose what women can't forgive.
What women can't forgive.
What women can't forgive. So it's what men think, right?
That's right.
That's right, right?
Yes.
Oh, I know what this is.
Should I announce it?
Please do.
Okay.
A man in his 20s with the nickname "no look passan" in Kanagawa Prefecture.
When you are exercising, you can't forgive women who ask you a lot of questions.
This is something not all women do.
If you can't forgive, you get a penalty. If you can forgive, you get a circle.
I can't forgive.
I want you to tell me.
If you can't forgive, you get a penalty.
If you can forgive, you get a circle.
Men can't forgive.
You are mean.
No, no.
We want to feel the mental part of sports.
We want to fight together.
On the contrary, if you concentrate, you can't hear anything.
If you answer directly, you will be scolded like hell.
You will be scolded a lot.
I want you to tell me.
Before it starts.
Before it starts, I want you to ask me anything.
There are rules like this.
There are teams like this and teams like this.
I want you to show me when it starts.
The studio is completely divided into men and women.
Men get a penalty and women get a circle.
It seems that the result came out.
Women who ask you a lot of questions during sports infection.
Can you forgive me or not forgive me?
Here is the result.
What a weak country we have become!
Yanagiswa-kun, you don't understand this, do you?
I don't understand this.
The result is exactly the same.
Let's fight with the fighters.
Right?
But...
Women only want you to fight with them.
That's right.
No, no, no.
I really don't know.
You don't know, do you?
No, I don't know anything like "getsu" or anything like that.
You don't know "getsu"?
I don't know.
You don't know "getsu"?
Look at me and you'll know!
"Men's Unforgivable Things" by Yaguchi-chan.
Yaguchi-san, please say it!
Okay, let's go!
I can forgive most of it, but I don't like this one.
In Kanagawa Prefecture...
"no look"...
Ah, I'm sorry.
That's mine!
It's my generation!
It's not "gag"!
It's mine!
It's not "gag"!
It's my funny joke!
It's not "gag"!
It's "miss".
In Chiba Prefecture...
"sara saracchi-san".
She's in her 20s.
"Men's Unforgivable Things"...
The moment you cry while talking about breaking up...
The determination to break up becomes stronger.
I see.
Men's Unforgivable Things...
Unforgivable Things...
Survey, start!
Wow, this is hard!
Wait a minute...
Unforgivable...
"Men's Unforgivable Things"...
If you can't forgive it, you'll get a penalty.
If you can forgive it, you'll get a circle.
If you can forgive it, you'll get a circle?
Yes, if you can forgive it, you'll get a circle.
You can't forgive it?
Huh?
You can't forgive it?
Can you?
Fujimori-san, you cry a lot, right?
Fujimori-san cries a lot, right?
I've gotten a little stronger lately, so I don't cry much...
Shut up!
I used to cry a lot in the past...
You're over 16 and you've finally been able to hold back a little.
I've finally been able to hold back.
I've been able to hold back.
No, that's...
It's not like you cry and get forgiven.
No, it's not like you cry and get forgiven.
That's a good point.
You have to regret it because you can't convey what you want to say.
Right?
I don't like that.
You don't like it when people cry, do you?
The survey is now closed.
"Sufu" "cry" "boy"
Here are the results!
Men and women can't forgive each other more and more.
You can forgive each other!
I think you like yourself that much.
But you'll bring it back again, right?
But you can't do that!
You know it! You know it!
It's all bad results!
Because you don't have experience.
That's what happens.
Let's think about prohibition orders, too.
I can't refund it, though.
Now, let's move on to Yanagishta.
Yes!
OK, I'll read this one.
Can you click the bottom one?
OK, I got it!
"Ogoe" from Chiba Prefecture.
He's a male in his 30s.
"Women who think it's normal for men to open the door can't forgive men."
Can you forgive him? Can you?
Let's start the survey!
You think it's normal?
It's not normal.
It's like "I can't forgive you."
If you can't forgive me, you'll get a penalty.
If you can forgive me, you'll get a circle.
I can't forgive you.
"It's normal for men to open the door."
Huh?
Mr. Kobashan!
I said "Mr. Kobashan"!
Mr. Kobashan!
Only Mr. Kobashan can forgive me!
You want to open the door yourself.
I want to open it.
And for women, it's normal for men to open the door.
The door is more dangerous than you think it is.
It's dangerous.
I want women to give me everything that's dangerous.
Even girls can't forgive men.
It's not normal.
Beyond the door.
I want you to think more about it.
If you have luggage in front of the door that you can't open, you'll want to open it.
If you do something cute.
First of all, there are many people who can't forgive me.
Or rather, only Mr. Kobashan can forgive me.
The result of women who think it's normal for men to open the door is...
I can't forgive you!
But there are people like that.
There are people who can forgive you.
It's the same for women. There are many people who think they can't forgive you.
Women think they can't forgive themselves.
This is...
The feeling of "of course" doesn't come out.
For women.
Not for women, but for Japan.
I hate "of course".
I see. It's common overseas.
Yes, you can understand it overseas.
When I go back to Japan, I often think "I can't forgive you".
I think "I can't forgive you" without doing it properly.
When you go back to Japan?
Yes.
Then, please introduce us.
Next is...
Miyazawa.
"Ama-a-ushoi".
Then, this one.
Meat and Range from Kanagawa Prefecture.
I can't forgive men.
This is for women in their 20s.
I can't forgive men in tight T-shirts.
Can you forgive them? Can you forgive them?
Survey, start!
Can you forgive men in tight T-shirts? Can you forgive them?
Please give me a full mark.
I don't like it.
Yanagishta-kun!
Yanagishta-kun is really bad.
I think he is cool.
Foreigners think he is cool.
His nipples are so cool.
It depends on people.
His nipples are cool.
I don't like nipples.
And the entrance of the criminal is very cool.
I don't look at his nipples.
His nipples are not exposed.
His nipples are already pumped up.
I can tell his nipples are exposed.
You are lying!
I'm lying!
Can you forgive men in tight T-shirts?
I don't like it.
Can you forgive men in tight T-shirts?
Girls and boys are quite different.
I think you'll change your mind when you see cool wrestlers.
Well, you know...
Because their eyes go there first.
No, I don't want to see it.
I'll see it first.
Well, I'll see it first, too.
Well, next...
Mr. Goga.
Yes, this is my least favorite pattern.
I really can't forgive it.
Hokkaido.
Barson.
Male teens.
I can't forgive a woman who asks me where I like.
I have one.
I can't forgive her.
I can't forgive a woman who keeps asking me where I like.
Starting survey!
I have one.
I can't forgive her.
Well, if you can forgive her, press the circle button. If you can't, press the X button.
It's not forgivable at all.
Not at all.
She is cute.
No, it's a bad question.
It's terrible.
What?!
It's not!
It's all clear.
Yes, it's all clear.
Well, you can say you love her, right?
I'd like to know that.
It's not "where" or "where" or "where" or anything.
Well, it's not "where" or "where" or "where" or anything.
"I like you!" "I'm with you!"
"I want to hear that!" "No! I'm not with you!"
"You can say it!" "You don't have to say it!"
"I want to hear it!" "There's no such thing as "I want you to say it!"
"What's this?" "I want you to say it!"
"I'll get advice from you, old man!"
"Old man with only butt!"
"Don't say it!"
"I can forgive you!" "Not at all!"
"Isn't it fun to talk like that?"
"What do you say if you're asked where you like me?"
"Well, normally..."
"Um..."
"Now, it seems like we have the results!"
"Here are the results of the women who asked where they like me!"
It's a little low.
It's annoying.
You don't like it when people ask you, do you?
I don't like it.
I want to say there's nothing in particular.
I asked one of my fans the other day.
"Where do you like me?"
"It's annoying!"
Time's up!
The next one is the last one!
Okunaga-san!
Yes!
What men can't forgive.
Yes!
Well...
Josephine-san from Hyogo Prefecture.
A man wearing pointed shoes can't be forgiven.
I can't forgive you.
What's wrong with you?
I can't forgive you!
What's wrong with you?
A man wearing pointed shoes can't be forgiven.
Time's up!
It's totally fine!
I can't forgive you.
What is this?
I want to know why it's wrong.
Ekoma-san, you don't like it either?
I don't like it.
Why?
What's wrong with it?
I think young people hate it now.
What do you mean?
You don't have to wear it that much.
But you can wear it.
It suits your fashion, doesn't it?
It's hard to get close to it.
A man wearing pointed shoes can't be forgiven.
But if you love it so much,
and you wear pointed shoes only for one day,
can you get used to it?
Can you get used to it?
I see.
Konno san, why can't you get used to it?
In my opinion, you should keep your shoes clean, but you shouldn't wear good shoes even if they get dirty.
Now, it's time for the most unforgivable thing.
76% of women think that the door should be opened by men.
And 81% of men think that the door should be opened by women.
It's hard to get used to it, isn't it?
But it's interesting.
There is a difference between men and women.
Let's do it again.
It was "Let's make it clear that men and women can't get used to it."
Now, it's time for the ending.
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And next week's "Deep A" guests are these people.
We will welcome you and conduct a survey to guide you to Japan's number one whole tofu system.
Please watch it next week, too.
Thank you for watching today's talk show.
Thank you very much.
How was it, PSY-BOY?
It's been a while, but "Deep A" is the most fun.
The most fun?
The most fun.
Let me do it again.
I haven't played against Atsushi yet.
Basketball?
Let's do it.
Now, from 1:25 p.m., "i-tele" will broadcast "one seg" and broadcast "one seg" extension.
Tonight, we will broadcast "special project" "funny and crazy battle" "champion carnival".
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Thank you for coming.
Please say something to the camera.
"one seg" "one seg" "one seg"
I hope you will all participate in this four people's recklessness.
See you in one minute at "one seg" of "i-tele".
goodbye!