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Shibuya B-Play! has begun.
Tonight, for 59 minutes, we will be broadcasting live.
Everyone, please participate in the show.
This week, Hashimoto-san's side characters have just been released, haven't they?
No, no, it's fine. As a web navigator...
My reasoning is correct, isn't it?
Do you release them every week?
I'm definitely the type of person who makes reservations on Friday evenings.
I see...
It's not by chance...
I'd like you to come as a guest once.
As it is...
Here?
Yes.
I'd like you to come.
I'd like you to come with Hashimoto-san.
That's right.
It might be good for Hashimoto-san to come as a guest.
It's good, isn't it?
Yes.
Now...
Ah, you haven't said it yet, have you?
Ah, you said "OK".
No, no...
Until you say "OK", if you say "talk", we won't say anything.
We won't say anything.
It's "OK".
I understand.
Now, tonight...
We will start with this project that will show you the perfect occupation!
"REAP" Perfect Occupation Check 2012!
Please sit over there.
I'm your host, Nishimori Hiromi, and I'd like you to believe that you have the perfect occupation.
Thank you for having me.
It's like a short wedding ceremony.
Since it's a perfect occupation check, I'd like to say it clearly.
However, isn't there someone who is currently working?
Here, at "REAP", we'd like you to answer simple questions and, as a result, we'd like to guide you to the right occupation for you.
Those of you who are working or those of you who are worried about your current job, please join us!
Let me introduce you to how you can join us!
For those of you who have a TV remote control, please press the "Decide" button on your remote control!
And for those of you who have a mobile phone, smartphone or computer,
please access the program website from the two-dimensional code or URL on the screen and join us!
And for those of you who have a one-seg computer, please tilt the screen vertically and join us from the data broadcast displayed at the bottom of the screen!
If you don't join us from the first question of this segment, you won't be able to see the final result, so please join us right now!
Bori-san, I heard that you're powering up your color checkers.
We've done it twice in the past, but we've classified your color checkers into four different types.
This time, we've classified them into nine different types!
You'll be able to see more details about your job, so please join us!
I hope I can become my own job!
I hope it's the job I'm doing right now!
Now, I'd like you all to join us!
Let me introduce our guests for tonight!
From SKE48, Ooyama-san and Misaka-rin!
Nice to meet you!
You two are idols, but of course you'd like to become idols.
Do you have any other dreams besides being idols?
I wanted to be a kindergarten teacher.
Oh, I see! So you studied like that.
I studied a little when I was in high school.
How about you, Misaka-rin?
Until I joined SKE48, I'd been learning classical ballet for 13 years.
If I hadn't joined SKE48, I think I'd have been learning ballerina for a long time.
Wow, you have such a flexible body!
That's right! I can do Chinese martial arts and stuff like that.
What?! You can put your feet forward?!
I can do that!
Wow, really?!
Really?!
But you're wearing skirts today, right?
That's right! I can't wear skirts today.
Next up is Yoshiki, Risa and Cunning, Takeyama-san!
Nice to meet you!
Thank you!
Yoshiki, what kind of job do you think you're suited for?
I love manga and I'm also good at drawing.
When I was in middle school, I really wanted to become a mangaka.
I bought a G-pen and stuff like that.
What's a G-pen?
It's a pen that mangakas use.
It's a pen for writing manga.
You've been calling me a mangaka for too long.
If you can't think of an interesting story, you can't become a mangaka.
Takeyama-san is a voice actor.
No!
No.
No!
He's a second-class comedian.
Takeyama-san, I hope you'll do your best to become a second-class comedian.
Takeyama-san, you're denying your role, but you're acting so original.
Everyone, have you signed up yet?
There's still time, so if you haven't signed up yet, please press the button on your remote and sign up!
Now, let me introduce you to the teacher who taught us today.
She's a brain scientist and professor at Musashino Gakuin University, Sawaguchi Toshiyuki-san!
Hello, teacher!
It's been a while!
It's your first appearance in "Deep Average", isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Thank you for coming!
Sawaguchi-san, you're a brain scientist.
Yes, of course.
Do you know what's appropriate for your brain?
Yes, I do.
What's appropriate for your brain?
It's individuality.
Individuality?
Each brain has its own individuality.
If you know your brain's individuality, you'll know what's appropriate for you.
That sounds interesting.
Each brain has its own individuality.
Everyone's different.
Everyone's different, of course!
It's scarier if you say we're all the same.
I'd like you all to participate.
"Deep Appropriate Check 2012" starts now!
Please participate from the first question.
There are 10 questions in total.
Let's start with the first question!
Which TV show do you watch the most?
A. Documentary
B. Variety
C. News
D. Drama or movie
Which one is it?
I watch all of them, but...
It's changing.
If you haven't subscribed yet, you can do it now!
Please press the button on your remote and join us!
No one's watching "Variety"!
It's changing with age!
Yes, it's changing.
I started watching documentaries recently, too.
But I still watch "Variety".
Yes, I'm studying "Tsukkomi".
Isn't "Tsukkomi" a little too much?
Why?
You're looking like a Kansai person.
SKE is Kansai dialect.
It's a peaceful stage.
D. Drama or movie
Yes!
I want to study acting, too.
I'm studying acting from various actresses.
You want to be an actress!
Yes! I want to aim for it!
I see.
It would be nice if you could come up with an appropriate color.
Okay, first question. Eyes are now closed.
It's a TV program you see a lot.
Cellphones, smartphones, and people participating from computers, please click on "next" on the screen.
Okay.
Okay, let's move on. Next, question two!
Now, we will show you a picture.
In that picture, a person's shape is hidden, so please find it in 10 seconds.
Okay, here we go.
Okay, start!
First, look at the picture carefully for 10 seconds.
Can you find a person's shape?
Ah! Yes, yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes!
I don't know! I don't know!
I don't know!
Is it true?
The studio is for men!
Do you know?
We found three people, but we don't know anyone who is a woman!
We don't know anyone who is a woman!
Then, first of all, I would like to announce the correct answer. Please look at the photo again.
Please take a close look at the mountains. Can you see it?
For those of you who don't know, please take a look at this.
Mountains also have double lines!
If you don't have much time to answer, please answer now!
To be honest, if you think that the double lines of the mountains are people's faces, please answer "a".
Maybe I should have taken a baby selfie.
That kind of scene was funny.
Now, this is the end of the second question.
Now, for the third question!
A woman you know was standing like in the picture.
What do you think of it first?
a. That outfit looks good on you!
b. Huh? Did something happen?
c. Are you depressed? I have to encourage you!
d. Is someone waiting for you?
Now, please choose from a to d!
Everyone, please think of women as acquaintances.
Oh, acquaintances! I see.
Yoshiki b, did something happen?
It looks like you're depressed, but it's normal for you to wonder if something happened first, right?
First of all...
Takeyama b.
Yes, I think so, too. What's wrong?
Now, this is the end of the third question.
There are more "b"s in the studio, but what do you think of it?
Now, for the fourth question!
If you were suddenly asked about the time, which one would you answer?
a. 5:33.
b. 5:30.
Would you say it accurately or roughly?
Suda-chan is a little confused!
Suda-chan?
Suda-chan!
Of course I'll say the exact time.
If you say it accurately, you'll say it in detail for 33 minutes.
Yes, I think I'll say it.
But there are more "b"s in the studio.
There are two "a"s and four "b"s.
Let's move on to the fifth question!
Do you have a dog right now?
"a" "yes" "b" "no"
For example, if you don't have a dog at home but have a dog at home,
please choose "b" "no".
Choose "a" or "b" depending on whether you have a dog every day or if you live with a dog now.
Now you know what you do for a living, don't you?
A dog is actually a dog, isn't it?
No, no, no.
What's wrong with it?
A dog is a dog.
The owner hasn't won.
She hasn't won.
"a"s have won, right?
Yes, "b"s have won.
Three people in the studio have won.
Now we've finished with the fifth question.
We've now finished with the first half of the question.
What did you see in the fifth question so far, teacher?
I saw women's brains.
Women's brains?
What do you mean by "women's brains"?
As it's written here,
women have more communication skills,
are more objective,
and know how others feel.
That's what I saw.
So it's more of a female's brain.
Yes, it's a female's brain.
Doesn't it mean that women have higher female brains?
No, it doesn't.
Both men and women have similar female brains.
So it's more of a female's brain.
I see.
Now I'd like to announce the scores.
The higher the score, the higher the score.
Let's look at the scores from question one to five.
The first question was like this.
Here are the scores.
"b"s "variety" has 20 points.
"c"s "news" has 0 points.
"variety" has the highest points.
What are you looking at, Mr. Sawaguchi?
I was looking at your communication skills.
Let me see... "brain science"...
When you are young and you watch variety shows, there is data that says that you have higher communication skills.
We've come to know that even adults have that element.
There are various human abilities in variety shows, right?
We learn from watching those things.
- Communication skills... - We learn from people's interactions.
The more people watch it, the higher your communication skills are.
So, you've been watching variety shows since you were little because you wanted to improve your communication skills, right?
- That's already proven. - Really?
- Yes. - I see.
Some people say, "Don't watch it! Don't watch it!"
- We don't say that. - We don't say that often.
Let me announce the second question.
The second question was like this.
Here is the question.
"If you can find a person's shape, you get 20 points."
I and Mrs. Koba found it.
What were you looking at?
I was looking at whether you could do this with your feet.
People with high female degree of vision can see things in a subjective way.
On the contrary, people with low degree of vision can see things in detail.
In that case, you shouldn't look at it in a rough way.
You should look at it in a rough way.
If you can see it in a rough way, you have high female degree of vision.
Whether you can see things in a subjective way or not is different.
- Can you see things in a rough way? - You can judge it in a rough way.
- If you can see it in a rough way, you get points for men. - Right.
Here is the third question.
Here is the score.
"If you can find a person's shape, you get 20 points."
"If you can find a person's shape, you get 0 points."
There was no person with type A in the studio.
- Mr. Sakaguchi, what were you looking at? - I was looking at whether you could read other people's feelings.
- I'm curious about the difference between type B and type C. - Right.
- I'm curious about the difference between type B and type C. - It's similar.
- It's similar. - Right.
- The more you assume that you are being pushed back and push yourself to the point where you have to encourage yourself, - Right.
- the higher the female degree of vision you get. - Right.
- The higher the female degree of vision you get. - It means you can go one step further, right?
Not only you can read, but you can also stand in front of the other person and think about what you should do.
- The higher the female degree of vision you get. - That's why the points are higher.
- It's okay if it's "b", but "c" is better. - It's okay if it's "b", but "c" is better.
- Next, the fourth question was this question. - It's okay if it's "b", but "c" is better.
- Here is the score. - This is...
- "a" is 53 points and "b" is 20 points. - That's right, "a" is...
- That's right, "b" is... - That's right, "b" is... - In terms of female degree of vision...
- This is Mr. Sawaguchi. - This is...
Ah, female brain.
So you two agree. Yoshiki doesn't agree.
I don't agree!
And the fifth question was this.
Here is the answer.
Female brain?
Yes, the brain that controls the dog has 20 points.
This may be unexpected, but I was looking at the communication ability.
What?
According to recent brain cancer research, when you touch a dog, oxytocin comes out of the brain.
This oxytocin in the brain actually increases communication ability.
So when you have a dog, oxytocin goes up and communication ability goes up.
This has just been proven in a recent paper.
So people who don't have confidence in their communication ability go up when they have a dog?
This has just been proven in a recent paper.
So people who don't have confidence in their communication ability go up when they have a dog?
This has just been proven in a recent paper.
I'm glad I won!
That's right, she has high communication skills.
How did you girls do?
Let's move on to the second half of the game.
"Deep Appropriate Check 2012" second half of the game.
If you are participating from mobile phones, smartphones or computers, please click the "Next" icon on the screen.
Let's move on to the sixth question of the second half of the game.
Someone ate their own ice cream in the refrigerator.
What would you do?
a. Give up if you can't help it.
b. Cheat and go buy a new one.
c. Warning the person who ate it.
d. Get the person who ate it to buy you a new one.
Let's see which one it is!
Ice cream is big.
Warning, warning.
Do you think someone in your family ate it?
It depends on who in your family.
I'm sure you'll get it for me.
Is it a sentiment for ice cream?
You're not going to buy it yourself, you're going to buy it for that person.
Yes, it's bad for the person who ate it.
Masana has a strong heart for food.
You have a strong heart?
Yes.
I'm sorry, but you're out of luck.
Let's move on to the seventh question!
When you fail at work or have trouble with your friends, what is your next type?
a. Get depressed and can't get my mood back.
b. Get depressed and recover in a few days.
c. Get depressed and recover in one day.
d. Don't get depressed.
Let's see which one it is!
There is no "a" in this question.
There is no "a".
Mr. Komatsu!
d. Don't get depressed.
Ever since I was young, I've been good at getting depressed.
I've never really been depressed.
That's amazing!
When I'm angry, I think I can do it.
Can you see your partner's heart melting?
I'm not depressed.
Next, question eight!
When you take a note, what kind of letters do you write?
A. Letters that others cannot read.
B. Letters that others can at least read words.
C. Letters that anyone can read.
Which one is it?
This is hard.
Yoshiki, B!
Yes!
Letters that others can read.
That's right. Letters that others cannot read.
You don't write letters with a lot of force, do you?
That's right.
You can't be a spy with that kind of force.
The king writes with letters that anyone can read.
I write with letters that anyone can see and anyone can read.
It takes a lot of time!
It's hard.
Question eight is over.
Next, question nine!
Which one is it?
Is that okay?
They broke up.
They broke up!
D said it! D said it!
Some people asked if it's a treat!
I don't like it! I don't want a treat!
Is it a treat?
Kichan!
Yes, if it's a treat, I'll eat a lot of it.
That's scary.
Koma-san, what do you want to eat?
That would make me happy.
That would make you happy?
That's true.
That concludes all ten questions.
Now, for the second half...
Oh, I'm sorry! I was wrong!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Q. What will you do when you like Takane no Hana's "issei" (Japanese singer)
A. I don't care. I'll attack.
B. Check if there is a reverse and think about it.
C. Wait for the opponent's action without doing anything.
D. Give up.
Which one is it?
This is the last question.
Absolutely impossible.
Takeyama, you don't mind, do you?
I absolutely think it's impossible, but there may be one chance.
Takeyama and I absolutely can't do it.
No, but there may be one chance.
Absolutely impossible.
A woman with high blood pressure should never be fat!
Is there any other reason?!
There isn't!
Now that we're done here, I'd like you all to take a look at...
Let's look back.
Sensei, what did you look at in the second half of the question?
It's the same as in the post.
I looked at men's concentration.
I see. The opposite of what we saw earlier, men's concentration. What does that mean?
It's a special ability, but it doesn't refuse boring things like imagination.
The faster you change your mind, the better your judgment of your situation is, and the more adventurous you are.
The less men's concentration you have, the faster you become like this.
I see. Koda-san, you have it all.
It's like you're describing my characteristics.
I see. Let's look at the points.
Let's look at the second half of the question. The higher men's concentration is, the higher points you get.
Now, for the sixth question, it was like this.
Here are the points.
A. Giving up because you can't help it is 20 points.
B. Asking someone who ate it to buy it for you is 0 points.
What did you see here?
I was looking at whether you're addicted to boring things.
I see.
If you give up because you can't help it, you'll get higher points than A.
I see.
People who are addicted are not good.
I'm not saying it's bad, but it's that kind of personality.
I see. It's not a male sound.
It's a personality that you're addicted to.
In that sense, those who have given up are higher in terms of men's concentration.
You're addicted, aren't you?
I'm not saying it's bad. It's just that men's concentration is a little low.
I see.
It's not bad, but men's concentration is low.
I'll give up.
20 points.
Now, for the seventh question, it was like this.
Here are the points.
You're addicted to boring things.
20 points.
You're addicted to boring things.
I feel like C is higher.
It may be unexpected, but I was looking at your imagination.
It's a video research.
Imagination power is generated when you recover from a depressed state.
When you recover from a depressed state...
The recovery rate is the highest.
There is such a research.
Imagination power is generated for more than a day or two days.
That's why it's B.
When you're depressed, you're more depressed and creative.
When you recover from a depressed state, your imagination power increases.
You imagine it here.
Yes, I imagine it.
The eighth question is like this.
Here is the answer.
A's "words that others cannot read" is 20 points.
B and C are in order.
Why is that?
I was looking at the speed of your brain's rotation.
The word language is not independent.
However, the speed of your brain is not caught up with letters.
I see.
It's not caught up with your brain's speed.
I see.
It's not a bad thing.
I hope you write it faster.
I think so, too.
It's not a bad thing.
It's your personality.
You're slow at rotating your head.
You're relaxed.
It's a personality.
It's not a bad thing.
You're relaxed.
You're fast.
You're relaxed.
I'm not relaxed.
You're relaxed.
The ninth question is a nice one.
Here is the answer.
It's not a bad thing.
The ninth question is...
A's "words that are cheaper than a boss" is 20 points.
B's "is it a treat?" is 0 points.
I see.
A's "words that are cheaper than a boss" is 20 points.
Why is that?
He was looking at the ability of situational judgment.
He was looking at whether you can instantly judge the position in the middle of a fight.
When you're in a situation where a lot of people are coming for you and you're wondering what you should do,
you can instantly judge whether you should order something that is cheaper and cheaper than you.
It's not a good or bad thing, it's a personality of that kind of brain.
Men who are different do things like that.
It's okay if you don't think about practicality, but in any case, you can instantly judge whether the boss is there or not.
It means you have the ability to judge instantly.
When you're asked if it's a treat, you're under that kind of judgment.
It's not a bad thing, but it's not good for men.
And the tenth question was like this.
Here's the score.
A's "I don't care, I'll attack" is 20 points.
D's "I give up" is 0 points.
Ms. Koga, even with the calculation table in front of you, it looks like it's pretty low.
Men's brain capacity.
No, this alone is...
This alone is "sensei", this alone is impossible.
What were you looking at, Masaki-san?
How many points will it be 20 points?
I was looking at "adventurous".
"Adventurous"?
Unlike what I said earlier, there is no upper relationship between men and women.
Having a positive attack has a high "adventurous" factor,
and men have a high "adventurous" factor.
So, whether it's expensive or not, it goes to "adventurous" anyway.
You like "adventurous", don't you?
Yes, I love "adventurous".
I've always been an "ocean adventurer".
You're lying!
It's 0 points for D.
There's no woman with high skin who's fat!
I don't know!
It's in the data!
"Deep Appropriate Check 2012" has announced the return of all questions.
If you have a smartphone or computer, please press "see results".
If you have a remote control or one segment, the screen will automatically switch.
If you have a smartphone or computer, please press "see results".
If you answer all 10 questions correctly, you will see the final result.
This time, we will classify your type into 9 types, so please take a look at this!
First of all the horizontal axis is higher for women than for men in the first half
and the vertical axis is higher for men than for women in the second half.
The person with the highest women's degree and men's degree in the upper right is suitable for entertainers, entertainers, and musicians.
On the contrary, the person with the lowest women's degree and men's degree in the lower left is suitable for office work.
This is not because of the high score, it is just to classify.
Now, let's take a look at the colors of the cast members you are interested in!
First of all, Mr. Tsuda's suitable color is this!
What kind of person is he?
First of all, he's good at communicating, he's good at observing, he's adventurous, and so on.
He's also good at entertaining people, so first of all, he's an entertainer.
He's also good at being a musician or comedian.
Isn't it okay for an idol to be an entertainer here?
That's right.
Yay! I'm happy!
He's a wedding planner and so on.
He makes people smile and entertains people.
That's what I see in him.
So you came here because you like him?
Yes, of course.
Okay, next up is Mr. Ooya's suitable color!
Mr. Ooya...
Ah!
He's suitable for a father-son relationship!
That's right! You said it!
That's right!
Child caretaker!
Yes, child caretaker!
You said you wanted to be a child caretaker in the first place.
Mr. Sahaguchi, is this a father-son relationship?
That's right!
He's good at comedy and child caretaker, so I think he's suitable for this kind of job.
Wow, I'm happy!
But he doesn't do new things or challenges, so...
Yes, I don't do them.
If you don't do it, you might not like it, so it's just right for you.
Do you always order the same menu?
That's why he's suitable for this kind of job.
Wow!
That's right!
Teacher!
Cute teacher!
Child caretaker!
Yes, that kind of job.
Child caretaker, teacher, nurse, and so on.
That's good!
You don't have to study any more compliments!
Yes!
I want to!
Yes!
Now, let's announce it!
Next up is...
Ah!
Ms. Yoshiki and Mr. Koba are in the same place!
Here is their suitable job!
What's your relationship like?
Relationship?
What do you mean by relationship?
To be frank, I'm not good with people.
To be honest, I'm not good with people.
I'm really shy and I don't have a lot of friends.
It's really dark.
There are a lot of cheerful people in your relationship.
I play a lot of games by myself.
I have a high imagination and a sense of humor.
I like that kind of relationship.
That's my suitable job.
You must be a pilot.
Yes, I'm a pilot.
Pilots and directors also have that kind of relationship.
Directors too?
Yes, sometimes I play games by myself.
I see.
You're desperate for your own world.
Yes, I'm desperate for my own world.
I have a high creativity too.
I'm finally satisfied with this test result.
You look like you can make delicious vegetables.
I like chic.
He wasn't in the entertainer category.
Let's move on to the results.
Cunning Takeyama and Atsushi have the same suitable job.
Here is their suitable job!
Here it is!
He's not just an actor! He's an artist, too!
He's an actor!
He's an artist, too! He has many meanings!
He's an actor, isn't he?
Yes.
What does "artist" mean?
Well, first of all, he's adventurous and has high imagination, but he's not really suited for working with people.
Does that mean he's better off working alone?
Yes.
I don't want an actor who's relaxed in his role making.
He's an actor, but he's more relaxed in his role making.
He's hot, but he's more relaxed in his role making.
As a result of my observation, he's an actor who's more relaxed in his role making.
That's what I mean.
He's not really suited for working with people, but he has high imagination and imagination.
So, he's better off working with people.
And, of course, he's a journalist, too.
By the way, among the nine genres of results, please look at the middle one.
The average?
There's a part called "the average".
Among the viewers of this studio, they didn't answer this question, but what is "the average"?
In a way, "the average" is good.
Why is that?
Because it has various potentials.
Depending on your efforts, you can go to various jobs.
Does it mean you can go anywhere?
Yes, in a way.
In a way, it's an ideal job.
If you want to get in touch with various people in the future,
you can go to places like "communication clinics" or "point-to-point events".
In that sense, it has various potentials.
Especially for young people.
So, for young people, "the average" means you can go anywhere in the future.
Yes, that's right.
But, if you say "the average" because of your age...
That's a little...
From here...
I see.
But, does the habit of the brain change?
Yes, it does.
It does?
Yes, it does.
In recent researches, it's said that it changes even when you're 78 years old.
The weight of the brain changes, too.
It changes.
The more you use it, the heavier it gets.
It changes when you're 80 years old.
We're running out of time.
You can try out Deep Appropriate Color Check 2012 on the show's website after the show is over.
Mr. Sawaguchi has detailed explanations for all types, including the ones we couldn't show you due to time constraints, so please check it out!
Thank you very much, Mr. Sawaguchi!
Thank you!
Thank you again!
Thank you!
That's all for Deep Appropriate Color Check 2012!
After the show is over, we'll have a funny and crazy battle, and we're accepting submissions for Munekyun Deep Colosseum!
For everyone who submitted their submissions today, we'll be giving away a special Deep episode!
We're looking forward to your submissions!
Funny and crazy battle!
I am Artist Type.
Good evening, I am Moggy.
Let me introduce you to today's fighters!
First up in the red corner, 163cm, currently winning one round,
from Tampoco, Kawamura Emiko!
The shape of the tofu I dropped looked just like my face!
I'm Kawamura!
Next up in the blue corner, 169cm, 64kg,
flowing star elementary school, Chuu Ei!
Let's hear her out. First of all, Tanpopo Kawamura, you're winning this round. How are you feeling today?
For some reason, I'm excited.
For some reason? Isn't that good?
For some reason, I'm excited. For some reason, I'm excited.
I'm sorry. I'll do my best to beat you up.
I'm looking forward to it!
I wore the same clothes for "Genkatsugi".
Oh, that's what it was about!
That's the only way to do it, isn't it?
Now, here are the challengers!
From "Nagareboshi" to "Chuu Ei",
in "Bakushou On Air Battle",
they have 20 wins and 0 losses.
They seem like a great match with "NHK", but what do you think of it?
I hope you don't raise the hurdle.
I want to enjoy it as it is.
Thank you for joining us today!
Thank you!
Thank you for joining us!
Now, what kind of battle will it be?
I'd like to ask Tanpopo Kawamura,
Kobayashi Kawamura,
and Takeyama-san
for their comments on "Bakushou On Air Battle".
Takeyama-san, in "Bakushou On Air Battle",
you won three times in a row,
but it's an old story!
It's an old story!
You won three times in a row,
and you can't go out for the third time!
It's serious!
Three years later,
you finally tried it and won!
I'm happy about it!
Now, ladies and gentlemen,
please give your final judgment
whether you enjoyed "Bakushou On Air Battle" or not!
The final judgment for this battle
will be the viewers' votes!
You can vote again and again
and change it as many times as you like!
Please vote more and more!
The winner will get a ticket to the next episode!
Now, let's get started!
"Bakushou On Air Battle"
starts now!
First of all,
Tanpopo Kawamura-san,
please choose your comment on "Bakushou On Air Battle".
Okay.
Kumamoto Prefecture.
Masaru, male, 30 years old.
Kawamura-san!
Please perform a smart countermeasure when you are suddenly involved in a samba carnival.
Now, male, 30 years old.
Kawamura-san!
Please perform a smart countermeasure when you are suddenly involved in a samba carnival.
Kawamura-san!
Please!
Wait a minute!
Everyone is raising their hands!
Ryosuke, you raised your hand well!
Yes! As expected of Emiko!
As expected of Emiko! I see, you were expecting it!
I'll do my best!
You're already doing your best!
Everyone is raising their hands! Let's continue!
Kendo Kobayashi-san, please choose a message for Chuue-san!
Yes! Shiga Prefecture, Kendo Kobayashi...
Yes!
...male.
Chuue-san!
Please teach us how to pick up a dongle, which is the coolest and most popular item of this fall!
Now, from a man in his 30s...
Chuue-san!
Please teach us how to pick up a dongle, which is the coolest and most popular item of this fall!
Well then, Chuue-san!
Please!
Well then, Chuue-san!
Oops! It's a penalty!
Penalty!
O-ya-san, it's a penalty!
Yes, I don't like being picked up like that!
Eh, what's that?!
Please tell me first!
Eh, Suda-san didn't get it either!
If it's like that, wouldn't it be the same even if you pick it up with your own hands?
Well, it's weird for me to say it myself, but I was really excited just now!
No, no! You can't say it yourself!
Ah, I can't?!
I know, I know!
I'm sorry!
Now, this is tough!
Then, it's Round 2!
Takeyama-san, please choose an unreasonable request for Kawamura-san!
Yes!
Eh, should I say it like this?
Eh, member of Kanagawa Prefecture, nickname "Sakigake-san", female, 20 years old...
Kawamura-san, please do a one-shot gag that's perfect for Keiro no Hi ni Pittari na Goroujin ga Hokkori Dekiru!
Now, female, 20 years old...
Kawamura-san, please do a one-shot gag that's perfect for Keiro no Hi ni Pittari na Goroujin ga Hokkori Dekiru!
Then, Kawamura-san, please do it!
Hello, Goroujin-san! I'm sorry!
Ah, about the onigiri I made...
How was it? Onigiri...
As for the guests, it's a complete loss.
Oh, it's another loss this time, but...
You didn't show off!
I didn't show off!
Onigiri school!
Today's guest has a bad reputation!
That was funny!
Yoshiki-san, it's a loss.
No, I didn't want to show it to my grandmother.
Oya-san, it's a loss, right?
Yes! It was so exciting and fun!
Will your parents be happy about it?
I was excited, so I hope your parents will be excited, too!
I see!
It means you're excited!
Now, let's move on!
Tamura-san, please choose a crazy post for Chue-san!
Yes! Aomori Prefecture, Makura-kaba-kaba-san!
It's for men!
"Chue-san! When I woke up in the morning, she was naked!"
"What would you like me to say?"
"Please tell me!"
Now, it's for men in their 20s!
"Chue-san! When I woke up in the morning, she was naked!"
"What would you like me to say?"
"Please tell me!"
Now, Chue-san!
Please!
Can you handle a typhoon?
Did you like it? If you did, please vote for us!
I feel like I've gotten stronger.
Do you want to be Kawara?
Yes.
I don't want to be Kawara.
She has a unique habit of saying "no" all the time.
Today's battle will be limited in number of circles.
This is the final round.
This is the last battle.
Viewers, please vote for their fate.
Kendo Kobayashi, please choose an unreasonable request for Kawamura.
Should I ride it or not?
Should I go for it?
One second Miyagi Prefecture, Yukappe.
Women in their 20s.
Tanpopo's Kawamura, please say "autumn food" in a sexy voice.
What? Autumn food?
Now, women in their 20s.
Tanpopo's Kawamura, please say "autumn food" in a sexy voice.
Now, Kawamura.
Please!
Salmon, fried eggplant, let's eat.
Sanma and Akira.
Only Suda-san is round.
It's tough.
It's amazing that you laugh at the end, isn't it?
It's funny.
Oya-san, you're laughing, but is it no good?
Yes, I broke it at the end.
Didn't you like it?
I liked your white eyes at the end.
You didn't like it, did you, Yusuke?
I thought I could do something about it, but it turned out to be a joke.
It turned out to be a joke?
Who made it up?
Takeyama, please choose an unreasonable post for Shuei.
Let's go with this one.
He's from Kayin, Toyama Prefecture.
His name is Kimo Parrs. He's in his 30s.
Shuei, please tell us how to be truly happy after getting a strike in bowling.
He's in his 30s.
Shuei...
What do you mean "truly happy"?
Please tell us how to be truly happy after getting a strike in bowling.
Shuei...
Please!
This is Strike's bank account number.
And now...
It's a bell.
A bell with an explanation.
Now...
What happened at the studio?
Did everything go wrong at the studio?
What happened at the studio?
Suda-san is lost.
Until it goes well, everything is fine.
Since "shooler" basically means "quiet",
the current reaction is correct.
So it's like "quiet" basically.
Doesn't it mean "quiet"?
Yes.
Oh?
It's "shooler".
It's "quiet".
It's "shooler".
Tamura, Gohai, Takeyama, how was the fight today?
Kawamura had a lot of energy today.
That's why Kawamura was eliminated.
Kawamura is a good fighter.
He could be a murderer.
The voting is now closed.
Kawamura had a lot of energy.
Let's see the result of the voting.
Who is the winner?
Tanpopo, Kawamura, Emiko?
Who is the runner-up?
Emiko?
I'm in the same agency as Jonio and Io.
If I lost in the first round, it wouldn't be funny.
I'm happy.
Thank you very much.
Gundam...Zack!
Thank you.
I can't afford it. I hope you'll fight again next time.
I feel like I've used up everything today, so I'm a little scared.
That's not true.
I'll do my best.
I'm looking forward to it. Thank you very much.
And you lost, too.
I heard you were very excited about it.
Yes, I was.
I shouldn't have worn the same clothes over and over again.
By the way, have those clothes helped you in the past?
No, they haven't.
Then you won't wear the same clothes from now on.
No, I got this one, but it's pretty worn out.
I'll wear it! I'll wear it! I'll wear it from now on, too!
Please wear it again!
Yes!
The next "Funny and Crazy Battle" is...
Today's winner is...
The challenger against "Flowing Star" Chuuei is...
Denise versus Yukio Ueno!
Please look forward to it! That's all for now.
Yes!
I was wondering if she'd be a female champion.
I wanted to see more of her.
Chuuei was strong.
Chuuei is strong.
She's strong.
To be honest, I have a feeling she'll last a while.
That's all for "Funny and Crazy Battle".
Next Week
Next Week "Chuuei's Challenge"
"Chuuei's Challenge" Please look forward to it!
In this corner, viewers will send us lines from "Isei ni Iwaretai Munekyu" and today's guest will read it with all his heart!
Asushi and Kono will choose the post!
Please vote for which line you like best and decide the winner!
Let's start with Asushi!
I feel like these two SKE members are really good at this.
What do you think?
You don't like it?
You don't like it even before you do it?
You don't like it?
Then let's start with you, boss!
"I gave up Tokyo's "beast" to men in their 20s."
"This is what I want my boss to say at a yakiniku restaurant."
"It's not meat, it's grilled mochi!"
- I'm looking forward to it. - If you're actually told to do it, just shut up and eat it!
- Wow, that's amazing! - Amazing!
- Wow! - Wow!
- That's a lot of instructions. - Wow!
- You're going for 90, right? 90? - I'm embarrassed!
- If you say it, you get embarrassed. - I'm embarrassed.
- Grilled mochi is number one. - Grilled mochi is number one.
- Then, Koma-chan, please. - I want to say something like this!
- Oh, no, it's okay. This is good for you, Suda-chan.
- Eh, really?! - Yes, Aichi Prefecture.
- It's a good thing, right? - It's a good thing.
- It's destiny. - It's destiny.
- Is it you, Koma-chan? - Right?
- 30 years of experienced men.
- That is what SK48 Suda-san wants you to say in all of your Nagoya dialect!
- I feel like I'm going to love you far more than that ebifuden of yours!
- Arghhhh!
- Now Kuma-chan is starting to read it. - The dialect is strong, isn't it?
- Well, then, Atsushi-san, please. - Well, shall I say "Yoshiki"? - Yes.
- "Ah", "kocchi", "no" is better. "Tsundere"...
- "Ah", "tochigi prefecture's ah", "ahkicha", "absolute", "religious", "male", "teenager"...
- Yoshiki-san, I want you to say it like a "tsundere".
- Hey! Tell me you love me!
Can you read it for us one more time?
That was good!
Your ears are red.
Can you read it for us one more time?
Why are you staring at me?
I want you to say it like a tsundere.
Hey! You love me, don't you?
Tell me you love me!
I love you!
That's mean of you!
I'm glad you didn't say it out loud.
But I'm glad you missed it.
I was nervous.
A loss is a chance for a win.
Let's move on.
Next is Koba-san.
Shall we decide the game at once?
Takeyama-san, please.
I don't like it.
Kanagawa Prefecture, Botanical Garden, Men's 20 years old.
Takeyama-san, please say it in a cool way.
How long are you going to cry?
Shall we kiss and cry?
He's an actor who's particular about making jokes.
As expected of him.
Wow, you're growing.
You're really growing.
As expected of him.
It's not easy for a man to grow.
Thank you.
Please continue.
Next up is Asu-san.
Suda.
Yes!
Let's go.
From Nyanko-sensei, a man in his 30s in Tokyo-island...
Suda Akari-san suddenly said...
Hey, hey.
Look into my eyes.
If you look closely...
You can see what I love, right?
You're used to it, right?
I'm not shy.
But I love love songs.
You like love songs.
Yes.
You're singing it yourself.
So far, Atsushi-san is in the lead.
Yes.
Koba-san, please do your best.
I see.
Well, Ooya.
Yes.
Can you do it?
Yes.
It's a line from a bar in Kyoto that faces right.
It's a line that Ooya-san wants you to say strongly.
You ate what I love, right?
Hurry up and buy it.
It's refreshing.
You like ice cream, don't you?
She's not the kind of person who's like this.
She's actually like this.
She's scary when I'm angry.
You can't steal ice cream, can you?
I got it.
And Koba changed into the lead.
A reversal?
She did it!
Takeyama-san, you did a good job.
What?
She's from Okinawa Prefecture.
Her father is Yuzuki.
She's a woman.
She's in her twenties.
Takeyama-san, I'd like you to say this to her when you propose.
My glasses...
Will you look at me for the rest of my life?
I'm sorry.
We're running out of time.
Let's move on.
Bori, please.
Me?
I don't like it here.
You're good at this, Bori.
I'm really sorry.
Kagoshima Prefecture, Shaoyan, men in their 30s.
This is what Nishibori Ada wants you to say.
Even announcers make mistakes sometimes!
This is a little... my boss... my boss isn't angry, is he?
The time is coming up, so I'll proceed firmly!
Now, next! I'm losing now!
Mr. Atsushi! This is the last one!
Huh? Yoshiki...
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
He's going to get finished!
Please!
Um... cafe latte men in their 20s in Niigata Prefecture...
Mr. Yoshiki Risa! Please!
She suddenly...
While imitating a frog...
She said...
Kirokiro? Kirokiro?
I'm in trouble!
Can you say "kirokiro" like that for your first "kirokiro" ?
The vote ends here.
The result is out.
The viewers, Atsushi-san and Koba-san, which line did you like the most?
The result is here!
Today, Oya-san, Suda-san and Yoshiki-san will be giving away some of the lines they read to us, exclusively for members of the show.
You can download it from the show's website from Saturday afternoon on the 15th,
so if you haven't become a member yet, please subscribe and get it!
And now, it's almost time for the ending!
Those of you who read the posts today, please check how to receive the presents on the show's website after the broadcast is over.
And those of you who won the "mermaid quiz" will also be announced on the show's website.
Next week's "deep A" will be brought to you by these guests!
As you can see here, we'll be bringing you "memory power", "dynamic vision", and "sugoriki", which will help you improve your human abilities!
Thank you for joining us today!
Thank you!
How was it for you two?
It was amazing!
Your first "deep A"!
Yes, it was my first!
I was a little worried, but you were so kind to accept my "deep A"
So you want me to "deep A" you?
"Deep A"!
You want me to "deep A" you, right?
Yes!
How about you, Suda?
Yes, Akari!
Tonight, I was able to see your smiling face when you were about to go to sleep, so I hope you sleep well!
I see!
I hope you understand what I'm saying!
And with that, I hope we'll see you again in one minute with an extended segment after this!
Goodbye!