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Shibuya Deep Hey!
Good evening!
Shibuya Deep Hey! has started.
Tonight, we will broadcast live for 59 minutes.
It's 59 minutes.
We started in September.
Mr. Koba, is there anything you left behind in the summer?
It's love.
Love.
I forgot about love.
Because you only go to K-pop bars.
That's right. I forgot about love, so I went to a K-pop bar.
You were drinking maracas.
I remember it well.
You remember it well.
The memories of the summer.
It's embarrassing.
Let's introduce tonight's guests!
From AKB48, Sasha Ride!
And, Takagashi Rin!
Matsu Yeruna!
Nice to meet you!
It's been a while!
Yes, it's been 9 months!
You remember!
Yes, I do.
Was your hair like that?
Yes, I cut it!
Because it was summer.
Because it was summer?
Yes, as a commemoration.
Even though you have short hair.
Thank you!
It's like a Japanese song.
Takanashi!
Yes!
You look like Monpe.
I'm not Monpe!
You were smiling with your eyes.
I'm not Monpe!
You look taller!
No, I've always been tall.
You've always been tall?
Yes, it's been over a year.
It's been over a year!
You all remember that you were on the show, right?
Yes, we do.
We don't even remember when we were on "Senshuto".
"Senshuto" was a holiday.
Yes, it was.
We really didn't remember!
Matsui!
Yes! It's been 4 months!
It's been 4 months!
4 months!
It's been 4 months!
Well, you come here a lot.
We do come here a lot!
Did you slip again last time?
What?
Didn't you slip last time?
There's no time I didn't slip.
Huh?
Thank you for your answer!
Let's start with the opening.
When you said "deep in" with a comb, I could tell that you were confused.
No, no.
At the same time, why do you call me?
Don't you like me?
No, I don't like you.
Are you Prince Osuberi of Princess Osuberi?
I'm Prince Osuberi of Princess Osuberi.
I really don't even remember coming out!
Even though you don't remember, you came out of another program and came out in front of the TV station.
It's true!
Your body reflected it, didn't it?
It was a threat reaction!
It's true!
Today, we don't have a corner where you have to put that much burden on us.
What about "muchaburi"?
We don't have "muchaburi"!
Banzai!
We did it!
Well, your answer is...
Well, sometimes we have to join in.
No, no, no!
Well, let's start with this segment.
"Is this common sense?" Deep Japan nationwide unanimous survey!
Good evening, I'm Hashimoto of NSK.
In this segment, viewers will send us two questions.
One, "Is this common sense?" and two, "Is this common sense?"
For example...
"What kind of sweets do you sell at festivals?"
"Can you be friends with your ex-girlfriend?"
"No, we can't."
We're looking forward to your questions.
I can't decide.
Today's guests will choose a few questions and do a live survey.
We'll see which questions are common sense for Japanese people.
Live survey?
Yes, we'll do a live survey today.
We'll give away a special Deep Japan underwear to all of you.
Please look forward to it.
Don't say "underwear", say "Mr. Hashimoto"!
No, it's "underwear"!
Mr. Hashimoto, is it okay for me to say "Mr. Hashimoto" only?
We're looking forward to it.
We're waiting for you to say it.
It's interesting how common sense is different depending on where you're from.
Musashiko is from Oita.
Takanashi is from Chiba.
Matsui is from Nara.
Koumo is from Tokayama.
Koba is from Osaka.
I'm from Yamaguchi.
Hashimoto is from Kushiga.
Mogi is from Gunma.
We are from Gunma Prefecture.
I see.
Nice to meet you.
We are all from Gunma Prefecture.
But we grew up in different environments.
So we have different opinions.
You don't like it or hate it, do you?
No, I don't.
I'm a bit of a self-servant.
Self-servant.
Let's start with Sashihara from Oita Prefecture.
Yes!
Well...
Kobappan from Tokyo.
She is a woman.
A. Fun B. Scary when you think of Tokyo.
Let's ask people all over the country.
A. Fun B. Scary when you think of Tokyo.
Let's start the survey!
I'm not scared at all.
Me neither.
What?!
You are not scared?
You are scared?
I have a very safe image of it.
Really?
I think there are a lot of police officers.
There are a lot of police officers.
There are no police officers.
There are a lot of people.
It's scary because there are a lot of people.
I'm proud of it.
Why did you come to Tokyo?
It's a dream.
It's exciting, isn't it?
No, it's not like that.
You came here because of a dream, didn't you?
No, it's not like that.
In Oita Prefecture, festivals are on weekdays in Tokyo.
There are a lot of people.
So it's like there are always festivals.
That's right. There are a lot of people.
Chiba Prefecture is not like that.
There are a lot of people in Chiba Prefecture.
But I'm scared because there are a lot of trains.
I'm scared because there are a lot of trains.
I don't know where to go.
I don't know.
There is no city like this that is so fun.
This is the end of the first questionnaire.
The studio and opinions have been divided, but let's take a look at the results.
Speaking of Tokyo, which is more common sense, A) fun B) scary?
Here is the result.
Fun.
Since the number of fun in A is 62%, we have made it common sense.
However, men and women are separate, aren't they?
Yes, yes.
Then let's take a look at the impact of men and women first.
Here is the survey results for men and women respectively.
But it's almost the same. 62% of men said it's fun, and 61% of women said it's fun.
I think everyone should come to Tokyo.
All of you?
All of you should come!
High school students come to Tokyo once or twice a year.
It's fun.
Then let's take a look at the results for each prefecture.
Here is the result for each prefecture.
The people who said "no" are in blue areas.
The people who said "no" are in red areas.
The people who said "no" are in yellow areas.
The people who said "no" are in red areas.
Kagoshima has a unique culture.
Kumamoto and Ehime had the same percentage of 50/50.
That's interesting.
Let's move on.
Next is Komoto.
All right.
Here we go.
Well...
In Nagano Prefecture...
Taishi, a man in his 20s...
Crab...
Gets eaten.
Crab gets stabbed.
Let's ask.
Crab.
A. Gets eaten.
B. Gets stabbed.
Survey, start!
Which one is it?
I don't know.
Isn't it A?
A? No way!
C is A, right?
Gets eaten.
No, it's B.
Gets stabbed.
Gets eaten.
Gets eaten by insects, but crabs get stabbed.
Gets eaten by insects... What else besides crabs?
Bee.
Bee!
But bees get stabbed, right?
Bees get stabbed.
So, even if you don't know what a bee is...
It gets eaten.
It gets eaten because it was sucked by blood.
It's eaten by mosquitoes.
It's eaten by flies.
It's eaten by insects.
It's eaten by flies.
It's eaten by insects.
It's eaten by flies.
The survey is over.
The studio is divided into two groups.
Let's see the answers.
Crab.
A. It's eaten.
B. It's sucked.
Which is more common sense?
The result is...
62% of the answers are B. It's eaten.
Western Japan is eaten.
Let's see the results of each prefecture.
It's like this.
There are many regions that answered B. It's eaten.
It's eaten.
It's eaten by mountain animals.
My mom is from a place like this.
My mom is from Aichi.
It's eaten by flies.
Aichi is eaten.
It's eaten by flies.
It's interesting.
It's the influence of your mom.
The result is like this.
She was bitten by a crab.
Let's move on to the next one.
Matsui.
Let's go.
Member number 44498.
Poporo next to me in Hokkaido.
He is a man in his teens.
Is it possible to kiss for the first date? No?
Let's ask.
Is it possible to kiss for the first date? A. Yes.
B. No.
Let's start the questionnaire.
Is it possible to kiss for the first date? A. Yes.
B. No.
We can't say no.
Huh? Female members say B.
Well, it's B based on the position of idols.
It doesn't mean up to B.
Stop it!
It's not about A and B.
No, it's not.
Is it possible or not?
It's possible up to B.
No, it's not.
Is it possible up to B?
No, it's not.
No.
Well...
Do you mean you don't want to have a first date?
No, I don't.
It's a waste of time.
A waste of time?
It's a high school student's feeling.
It's like you just graduated high school.
So, no.
Not at all?
No.
Not at all?
Why?
Well, it's like...
It's like you're on fire.
Well, it's like you're on fire.
Even if you like each other?
The end.
Even if you like each other very much?
You like each other, don't you?
Let's see the result.
A. A first date. B. No kiss. Which one do you like more?
Here is the result.
A. A first date. B. No kiss. Which one do you like more? Here is the result.
No way.
Even if you are a woman, you can do it.
Even if you are a man, you can do it.
Okayama is a good choice.
Let's see the result.
Okayama is a good choice.
I like it.
You are a conservative woman.
I'm surprised that men and women have the same ratio.
I like blue more than blue.
I like blue more in the northeast.
Do you miss people?
You like blue more than blue.
I think you can say this.
You are best man in Chiba.
Can you become lovers from friends? Can you? Can you not?
Let's find out.
Can you become lovers from friends? A. Can you? B. Can you not?
Let's start the survey!
Can you?
A and B are separated.
You get used to it.
It's common, right?
From friends?
I think it's more common.
Once you become friends, you can't do it anymore.
You can't see it like that.
You can't see it like lovers.
Suddenly, you start doing it.
You're aiming for it.
It's the same opinion.
You can't see it like that.
Calm down. Let's look at the results.
You can become lovers from friends. A. You can. B. You can't. Which is more common sense?
Here is the result.
You can become lovers from friends. 71% of you can become lovers from friends.
You can become lovers from friends.
You can become lovers from friends first?
It's like school life.
That's right.
You can become lovers from friends first. I hate it the most.
What is that?
You know what I mean?
What is that investigation agency?
You know what I mean?
You know that they develop love?
You know what I mean?
You know, right?
But there are so many.
Let's move on.
Well...
It will be the last post.
Will you say it, Mr. Koba?
Well...
Will I be able to confirm my love?
Will you say it?
I think it will be the most loveable one.
The member number is 44482.
He is a Sigma Gold male from Kanagawa Prefecture.
A. Drink up all of the cup noodles soup. B. Leave some.
It doesn't matter!
Love doesn't matter!
A. Drink up all of the cup noodles soup. B. Leave some.
Start the survey!
Drink it up.
Tell me about your love.
You usually leave some, don't you?
I usually leave some of the soup and drink it up later.
I see.
I drink it up to clean up the soup.
You don't drink it up, do you?
It's painful for me, too.
You think you can't burn calories, don't you?
It's painful for me, too.
But I drink it up to clean up the soup.
When you eat ramen and rice for breakfast, you put soup on rice and eat it.
You can eat it with rice.
With rice!
Yes!
You can put it on risotto.
It's good.
Are there so many "a"s?
Let's look at it in detail.
Are boys "a"s?
Let's look at the results of boys and girls in each region.
Cup ramen soup is "a", drink it all "b", leave it "c", which is common sense?
Let's look at the results.
"b"'s "leave it" is 58%.
"leave it" is common sense.
Let's look at the results of boys and girls in each region.
Here are the results of boys and girls in each region.
Ah, I see.
Boys leave it with 51%, girls leave it with 74%, and girls leave it with more.
I'll leave it as well, won't I?
I will leave it as well.
I want to drink it, though.
Please call me, I'll go drink it.
I understand that situation.
I will drink it.
I...
It's hard.
I was surprised.
That's all for this segment.
Let's see how common people are.
Here is the result.
One question was 50/50.
There are four questions.
Matsui, there are four questions.
Four questions.
You are a common person.
I'm a common person.
Surprisingly.
That means there are more people who slide all over Japan.
Apologize to everyone in Japan.
And the lowest was Sashihara.
It's surprising.
I'm a common person.
No, you are not.
Sashiko is a common person.
No, you are not.
I think it's because you are from the countryside.
No, it's not like that.
I'm from Oita.
If you say you are from Oita, you will be scolded.
Koba is, as always, a common person.
I think so, too.
That's right.
And you missed the ramen.
It's fun to know a lot of things, isn't it?
It's fun.
What did you do when you were 50 and 50?
Kiss.
That's a good question.
There's a DIY that men don't have either way.
Interesting.
We should have taken all of the data.
Interesting.
We might be able to see it.
We've deleted all of the data.
You deleted it?
Why did you do that?
That's it for the deep Japan all over the world survey.
We will now start posting for the funny crazy battle that we will show you later.
Even in the deep Japan all over the world survey, comedians will answer your questions.
We're not young anymore.
The moon is a little warm, isn't it?
Good evening, this is Mogi 11.
Everyone, the day after tomorrow is the 15th, right?
Tonight, we would like to send you Mogi Line while admiring this beautiful moon.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Now, Mogi Line, which collaborated with Aiweo Works and Sennryu.
This time's topic is "Tsukimi".
I asked for one of No. 5 and No. 7 in capital letters with three letters of "tsu-ki-mi".
Now, let me introduce you.
First of all, the member number is 39726.
This Mogi Line is from a man in his 50s in Shizuoka Prefecture, Mr. Toshichan.
"Tsukuzuku to kimi no negao ni mihoreke".
This time, if "tsuki" is the theme, it may have a mysterious power if there are a lot of beautiful "ku"s.
Thank you.
I got it from Toshichan in his 50s.
"Kimi to wa dare nanoka?".
Now, let me introduce you.
The member number is 14065.
This Mogi Line is from a man in his 20s in Gifu Prefecture, Mr. Fukui Fukusuke.
"Tsuma ni naru".
"Kimi mo ano tsuki mitemasu?".
That's good.
It's getting a little cooler, and you open the window and say, "Oh, the moon is beautiful."
Certainly, in the future, you should definitely be looking at me for about a month.
I'm sure you're looking at me.
That's right.
Where are you looking for me?
Please find it yourself.
Let's continue.
First of all, do something.
Next is a Mogi Line from a man in his 30s in Fukui Prefecture, Mr. Tennen.
"Tsurai kedo kyou wa ongori to mie o haru".
If you are a foreign member, you must have some experience.
They are in their 30s and they are just about to pay.
"Ah! Could it be that I will be paying for it?"
They are the oldest ones, right?
That's right.
I am happy about it.
Let's continue.
Membership number 41,529.
Mogi-sen given by a man in his 30s from Wakayama Prefecture, John Otsu-san.
"Tsumami-gui"
"Kitagami-gui"
Check out only "Tsumami-gui".
Why?
You like "Kitagami-gui", right?
It will make you bald.
When I said that "Kitagami-gui" is not "kitagami-gui", there was a surprised person.
Be careful!
Thank you very much.
The last one is "Mogi-sen".
Mogi ship given by Mr. Jagji.
You have to put yolk in Sukume to complete it.
It's beautiful, isn't it?
It's beautiful because it's full of yolk.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for your contributions from all over the country.
That's all for "Mogi Ship", "Mogi Ship".
In this segment, the viewers will send us lines that touch their hearts, and today's guests will read them with all their hearts.
Among the lines sent in, it is up to Atsushi-san, Koma-san and Komoto-san to choose what to actually read.
Please vote for the line that touched your hearts. You can vote again and again, so please keep voting.
Let's start with Atsushi-san.
Okay, who should I choose?
- Sashara. - Yay! I'm sorry!
- What? - I'm not good at this segment.
- Really? - I didn't say much last time either.
- With all your heart. - Do it with all your heart.
Okay, I'll do my best. Here I go.
Membership number 36,542. Okinawa Prefecture.
- Okay. - From a man named Shinsawa Modoki.
I would like Sashara-san to read it for me.
"Tonight, I'm renting out the theater just for you."
Hey, don't read it out loud!
- Tasuko! - No!
- Tasuko! - No, you!
- Tasuko! - The fans of AKB really want you to read it out loud!
- Hey! - Hey!
- What are you saying? - I read it out loud with all my heart!
If you agree with what I just said, please vote for Atsushi-san.
If you don't vote for Atsushi-san now, you can vote for me later.
- Anyway, if you agree with me, please vote for me. - I haven't done it yet.
- Tasuko... - Really?
- I think you can do it better, Tasuko! - You can do it better, right?
- Then give me more. - Give me more.
- Give me more. - Give me more.
- Give me more. - I see.
- Then, next... - Who will go next? Me?
- Yes. - Then, Takanashi!
- Yes! - Yes, yes, yes...
- This is Tokyo and Toa boys.
- When she was depressed, Takanashi-san told her one good thing.
- Don't be depressed. I'll be depressed, too.
- Kikikikiki!
- All right, I'll fix it.
- Kikikikikiki! - This is it!
- Kikikikiki! - This is it!
- Kikikikiki! - A little bit of embarrassment is good, right?
- A little bit of embarrassment is good. - It's difficult!
- You're stretching your tongue out. - And when you come back to your seat, your face is turning red.
- This is good! - I got hot.
- I got hot. - It's red!
- Yes, it's a little embarrassing. - You're not used to saying these lines.
- Yes, I don't say it. - Good.
- Where did you hear "kikikiki"? - On TV.
- All right, you're back. - Next, Komoto.
- Well, Matsui, would you like to go? - Yes, please.
- Shall we? - Are you ready?
- Yes. - This is "fuete", isn't it?
- What? That's not true! - She said it with a little bit of strength.
- In Kumamoto Prefecture of Yonmai Prefecture in 1914, a man in his 30s said to Matsui Erina-san...
"Can I love you as I like you?"
- Oh, come on! - Don't make it look like it!
- It's the hardest thing to bite with a bone marrow.
- I won't bite you!
- Matsui, are you sure you want to bite me?
- Yes, I do.
- She still hasn't returned her luggage. - She still hasn't returned her luggage.
- If you want to vote for Matsui-san or Matsui-san, you can change your mind.
- I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!
- It doesn't stretch at all.
- Hang in there! Hang in there!
- It stretches! It stretches!
- It's stretched!
- Hang in there! Hang in there!
- Well, I'll go.
- Yes. - Hashimoto-san.
- Oh, yes.
- The member number is 42,387 in Hiroshima Prefecture.
- Yes. - Yamada-san-no-suke.
- What?! - To a drunk girlfriend.
- I want you to say it in my ear. - What?!
- I will be more active with you. - Wow!
Isn't it good, Mr. Ashimoto?
- Is it? - Hey, bring me a drink!
- It's a party. - I can't stand up. - You can't stand up?
- It looked good on you. - I can't stand up. - I've never said it before.
- It's very attractive. - Wow!
- You're used to it. - I've said it before. - I have experience.
- It's like saying it to a young man. - No, no, no.
- Please go ahead. - You're amazing! - You're amazing!
- Ms. Koba. - Okay, Ms. Sashiko! - Yes!
- Will you do it properly? - I'll do it properly. - Yes, I'll do my best.
24,042 in Fukuoka Prefecture.
AKB48 plus one male teens.
I'd like you to go to Sashihara in the morning.
I'll go, Kisu.
I forgot.
It's like...
Like a tongue puller?
Like...
It was no good.
She said it out loud!
- She said it out loud! - Really?
What was it?!
- Like... - What is it?
- She doesn't like tricking people... - No, no, no...
I didn't know there was such cute thing...
- Could you say it like a trick? - No, no, no!
- I can't do it! - Do it!
- For a character! - I can't do it!
- Like a kitty! - No!
- No, no, no! - You can't?
I can't do it. But I'll do my best.
If I have a chance next time...
Give me more.
She won't do it even if you give her more.
Next time, I'll do it properly.
Do it properly.
Can you make me a character?
I'll make you one. I got it.
Next is Komoto.
Then I'll go. Matsui!
What?
I really want you to do it for me.
With Matsui?
Yes.
No. 43,233.
"Tokyo, everyday yogurt men in their teens."
This is what a fast food store clerk said.
"Other than hamburgers, do you like nuggets or me?"
Why can't you say it like that?
It should have been good now.
But if you say it like that,
she'll be fired for sure.
She'll be fired for sure.
But the course is getting longer and longer.
See?
See? It's getting longer.
That's amazing.
Please!
It's always 10%, 9%, and it's going up.
No way!
What's up with this rating?
It's like...
9th to 11th place.
Let's go.
I'll do it.
Matsui!
Takanashi!
Yes!
Takanashi is in trouble.
This is really...
I'll give you a discount.
Line number 43233, Tokyo Tower.
No. Line number 37173, Ishikawa Prefecture.
We have a message from "Help me, time".
"When you are feeling down,"
"I want you to tell me."
"Don't make that face."
"It makes me want to hug you."
Her face is perfect and everything is perfect.
That's the example.
What kind of face did you make?
I want to see the replay.
Is it really not there?
Let's add the replay function from now on.
Can you add it to the audio?
No, it's a live broadcast.
This is bad.
Me again?
No. 20,204.
Kouchi Prefecture, Borg Rice.
Male.
30 years old.
I can't stand the bridge either! Please!
"Come with me, auntie."
"It's so far away. I can't stand it."
That's good!
It's good for an announcer to bite.
That's good.
"Bite me, Matsui Sekiyo."
"Bite me, Seki."
It's good for an announcer to bite.
It's not good.
It's not good, but please go ahead.
You're throwing today.
What do we do?
Komoto!
What do we do?
It's 6%! 6%!
I'm sorry.
I'm not Matsui anymore.
It's 6%.
Who are you?
Takanashi!
Yes.
Please!
You're Takanashi.
I'll do it the other way around.
Number 4, 44,224.
Kanagawa Prefecture, salad revolution.
Women in their 20s.
This is what Takanashi said when she caught a cold.
When you catch a cold, you get better, right?
Takanashi!
Komoto!
I got it!
Komoto!
Koba-san, do you want to go last?
Well...
Me!
I'll go!
Well...
Matsui!
No, it's not Matsui!
It's not Matsui!
I'll go with Sashihara!
Are you okay with Sashihara?
Yes!
I'm counting on you! Stop it!
I know!
I know, I know!
Wansegu Saitama Prefecture's highest male.
Sashihara-san, please!
I want you to come into my classroom and tell me.
What happened yesterday...
I'll keep it a secret for everyone.
That's good!
No way!
Sashihara!
You should have said it from the beginning!
Was it that good?
It wasn't that good.
Compared to the first one...
Ok, this corner ends here.
It seems like we had a chase at the end, but let's see what the result was.
The result is...
Tsushi-san, Koba-san, Komoto-san, who was most attracted to the line you chose?
The result is...
Today, Sashihara-san, Takanashi-san, and Matsui-san will present some of the lines they chose to the viewers.
We will tell you more about it later, so please watch the show until the end.
And now, we will start posting the deep patience show, which we will show you at the end of the show.
The topic is "surprise stories" that Marumaru-san said.
For this "marumaru" part, please put in the names of the viewers and post it. We will be waiting for you.
"Owarai" "muchaburi" battle!
From today, the popular segment of "one seg extension" has been added to the regular segment of "sougou televi".
In this "owarai" "muchaburi" battle, the viewers will post "muchaburi" and two comedians will answer and compete with each other in a big explosion.
Let me introduce you to today's fighters. First up, the red segment!
Currently in second week of winning streak, 174cm, 80kg, machine guns, Nishihorikyo!
Now, the blue segment!
175cm, 70kg, Chimon butterfly, Shirai Tetsuya!
Let's hear what they have to say. First of all, Nishihori, who has won two weeks in a row, how are you doing today?
I'm not losing or winning, I'm just trying to get through this time somehow.
I see, I see.
I hope you'll do your best!
Yes, I'll do my best!
This is the challenger, Shirai from Chimon butterfly, please tell us how you're doing.
Yes! Right now, my partner is in the middle of a showdown, so I'll do my best to return to the showdown!
I see!
I don't care about the showdown!
Now, I'd like to ask Tamura-san, Kobayashi-san, and Koumoto-san to choose the key to the showdown.
Yes!
Guests, please judge whether or not you had fun with the cards in your hands.
And the final judgment of this battle will be made by the votes of our viewers.
Votes can be changed as many times as you like.
Please vote more and more!
Now, let's begin!
The funny and crazy battle begins now!
Now, Tamura-san, please choose a post for Nishihori-san.
Yes!
Member number 36283, Aomori Prefecture.
This is from Chimujiro, a woman.
"When you pass by someone wearing the same T-shirt as you,"
"please say the correct word."
Now, she's a woman in her teens, Chimujiro-san.
I know, I know.
"When you pass by someone wearing the same T-shirt as you,"
"please say the correct word."
Now, Nishihori-san, please choose!
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, but there are a lot of people in Shibuya.
Yeah, yeah.
Right?!
If you think Nishiori-san's video is funny, please vote for him!
The number of votes changes many times!
Many times!
Now, Nishiori-san is winning, but...
Great!
"But"?
Next up is Kendo Kobayashi-san.
Please post your comments for Shirai-san.
Okay, I'll do it.
Yes, please.
Um...
Born in 2432 in Shiga Prefecture, Kendo Kobayashi, male, 30 years old.
Shirai-san, you often shout at the sun, "You idiot!", but what should you shout at the moon?
Now, Kendo Kobayashi-san, male, 30 years old.
Shirai-san, you often shout at the sun, "You idiot!", but what should you shout at the moon?
Okay, Shirai-san.
Yes.
Please!
If you think Shirai-san is funny, please vote for him. You can change your vote as many times as you like.
How do you like it?
He's holding his head and looking back a little, but is Nishiori-san strong?
Now it's round 2. Komodo-san, please choose a post for Nishiori-san.
Here I go. Member number 29995. Hideo, Ishikawa Prefecture. Male, 30 years old.
Nishiori-san, it seems like you're not doing one-shot jokes, but two-shot jokes. Please!
Now, male, 30 years old. Hideo-san to Nishiori-san. It seems like you're not doing one-shot jokes, but two-shot jokes. Please!
Now, Nishiori-san, please!
If you think it's funny, please vote for it!
Now, Nishiori-san, you're not going anywhere today!
I don't want to be shown!
I know!
Don't show me if you're hurt!
I know how you feel!
Now, Nishiori-san, is it stretching?
It's stretching.
Next, Hamura-san, please choose a post for Shirai-san!
I received it from a woman named Mirin-san in Vanseg, Saitama Prefecture.
I want to see Shirai-san's "ohakko" gag, "excuse uncle".
I see, I see.
I received it from a woman named Mirin-san in Vanseg, Saitama Prefecture.
I want to see Shirai-san's "ohakko" gag, "excuse uncle".
Now, Shirai-san, please!
I did it because everyone told me so!
She cut it off a little early, but the bell rang!
Now, if you think it's funny, please vote more and more!
Shirai-san is narrowing the vote, but...
Kendo Kobayashi-san, please vote for Nishihori-san!
Nishihori-san, thank you for waiting for us for a month!
Please vote for Atsushi-san!
Now, Nishihori-san, thank you for waiting for us for a month!
Please vote for Atsushi-san!
Now, Nishihori-san, please!
Basically, there's nothing to cut off!
But, like this...
Everyone gathered and said weird things to me...
And I laughed and said "I messed up! I messed up!"
It's hard for me, too!
Like... I tried my best...
You bastard!
Don't mess with me!
Why are you laughing?!
Don't mess with me! I want you to do it properly!
I'm not laughing!
You're not laughing! You're not laughing now!
But...
Isn't it fine?
From now on, everything you say will be recorded!
What was that?
Did you say "bong bong"?
Isn't it fine?
Where are you going?
Did you manage to cut it off well?
But you're still keeping 70% of your votes, Nishihori!
I'm a little jealous of Shirai-san...
That's right!
Now, Komoto-san, please choose Shirai-san's post!
Okay! Then...
Should I choose this post?
Fuka, a woman in her teens in Saitama Prefecture...
Shirai-san!
Yes?
Please tell me how to deal with the smell of someone's breath next to you on the train!
Okay, from a woman in her teens, Fuka-san...
Shirai-san!
Please tell me how to deal with the smell of someone's breath next to you on the train!
Then...
Shirai-san...
Please!
Do it!
Okay, then this way...
Okay...
Ah...
C...
TEI!
What?!
Hehehe...
Ah, this is sudden!
The camera couldn't catch up!
Either way, the frame is out of place!
Please take it properly!
Please!
Even if you take it, it's still the same.
The result is...
Hehehe...
Wow...
Ah, it looks like we're about to go back to the launch.
Ah, I hate it!
Now, the unexpected third exercise...
You're going to swim around Yoyogi Park alone, right?
I'm going to swim, too!
I'm going, too!
When I realized it, I was sleeping on the bench.
FINAL ROUND!
Now, this is the final round!
The next is the last battle!
Viewers, please vote for your fate!
Okay, Atsuhi-san, please vote for Nishihori-san!
Okay!
Okay, Gifu Prefecture...
Chocoball-san...
A woman voted for me...
Nishihori-san!
Please cheer up the gorillas in the zoo that are depressed!
Now, Chocoball-san, a woman in her 20s, and Nishihori-san...
Please cheer up the gorillas in the zoo that are depressed!
Now, Nishihori-san!
Please!
Are you watching?
I know...
Yeah...
It's lonely, isn't it?
It's different from the jungle you were born in, isn't it?
Don't you know?!
Am I not a gorilla?!
Can you understand me?!
Look me in the eye!
Look!
Ask your mom!
Friendship! Friendship!
Now, the studio has a circle with one red bell.
The studio has a circle.
I've been staring at the bell since the middle of the show.
I know.
You faced the bell sincerely, didn't you?
I know you want to encourage me.
I know, I know.
Now, it's the final round. Please vote more and more.
Then, Kendo Kobayashi-san, please choose a post for Shirai-san.
It's a little sudden, isn't it?
Yes, Shirai is...
Thank you for your hard work!
Member number 43,233.
"Tokyo and everyday yogurt for men and teens."
Shirai-san!
Yes!
It seems like a little squid mixed with whitebait wants to say something!
Please translate it for me!
I did it!
Now, from "Everyday yogurt for men and teens," Shirai-san!
It seems like a little squid mixed with whitebait wants to say something!
Please translate it for me!
Now, Shirai-san!
Yes!
Please!
I can hear you. I can hear you for sure.
It wasn't a translation, was it?
What did you say?
Translation...
Something is buzzing.
If you ring the bell twice, it's over.
The studio is also somehow going up in the middle.
Now, 20 seconds left.
Please vote more and more.
Tamura-san and Kobayashi-san, what did you think of this battle?
Well, Nishiori knows how to fight.
It was a sudden battle, so...
I think I'm addicted to people who are addicted to it.
It was a battle full of scars.
It's wonderful.
The last translation, too.
Now, we have finished voting here.
Now, it seems that the results have come out.
Who is the winner?
Machine guns, Nishihori is the winner!
Machine guns, Tetsuya Shirai is the winner!
Congratulations! You won!
Was it always this tough of a match?
This week it was like a campfire.
Did you hear it?
No, I heard it.
Did you hear it?
Don't ask me questions!
I don't have any!
It's been a little summer.
Don't ask me questions!
I don't have any!
I don't!
Thank you!
You'll be participating in the next match!
I know!
I won!
How about next time?
Don't ask me questions!
I don't have any!
I don't!
I'm looking forward to the next match!
Thank you!
Unfortunately, you lost.
Unfortunately, you didn't win.
You lost.
How do you feel?
It's frustrating!
I really wanted to win.
I wanted to win and drink delicious sake.
What will you do after this?
After this...
As I said earlier, I'll go to Yoyogi Park.
That's what I think.
Will you drink sake?
Yes, a little!
Will you drink sake?
Yes, I will!
I'm looking forward to your next challenge!
Thank you!
Wow, you really cornered me!
Now, I want you to do it properly!
The next "Funny Unnecessary Unnecessary"
"Funny Unnecessary Unnecessary" battle will be between
today's winner, Nishihori of Machine Guns, and
Yamamoto Shiro of Elshara Curly!
Please look forward to it!
That's all from Tamura-san's location!
Yes!
That was the "Funny Unnecessary Unnecessary" battle!
In this segment, viewers will send in their submissions for today's topic and we'll see if we can make today's guest laugh or not!
Today's topic is...
"○○ said a surprising story."
For the "○○" section, enter today's guest's name and click on "unpredictable stories" that that person might tell you.
And for those of you who were able to make today's guest laugh or not, we'll give you a program-specific "endurance award" sticker.
If you make someone laugh, we'll give you a "gold" or "silver" or "gold" sticker.
Please send in your submissions!
We'd like to ask Tamura-san, Kobayashi-san and Koumoto-san for their submissions.
And Sashihara-san, Takanai-san and Matsui-san, please be patient and not laugh.
That's the "endurance award."
Let's start with Kendo Kobayashi-san.
All right.
Member number 24104, Kouchi Prefecture, Borku Gohan, male, 40 years old.
"○○ said a surprising story."
Only funny things come to mind!
Matsui-san laughed!
Takanai-san laughed, too!
Sashihara-san laughed, too.
Since the two of you laughed, we'll give you a "silver" sticker!
Congratulations!
I'm surprised you said that.
I'm surprised, too.
It's like a dream come true, isn't it?
Yes, yes, yes.
It's exactly the opposite of reality!
All right, let's move on.
Next, Tamura-san, please choose your submission.
Member number 39611, Chiba Prefecture, leader, male.
"○○ said a surprising story."
"Yunsona" and "consume" are similar, aren't they?
Sashihara-san laughed, everyone laughed. Takanashi-san, Matsui-san laughed, everyone laughed.
So we will give you this gold sticker.
Congratulations.
Now, let's have Koumoto-san choose the post.
Yes, I'm a softball player in Fukuoka Prefecture, in my teens.
The surprising story that AKB Sashihara told is...
I'm actually from Yubihara.
Sashihara-san laughed, Takanashi-san laughed, Matsui-san laughed, everyone laughed.
Congratulations. We will give you this gold sticker.
Today is good.
It's good, isn't it?
Today's atmosphere is really good.
Now, Kendo Kobayashi-san, please choose the post.
Yes, I'm a man in my 50s in Tanikei, Shizuoka Prefecture, with 47,300 subscribers.
The surprising story that Koumoto-san told is...
Whose key is this?
Now, Sashihara-san laughed, and two people laughed.
So we will give you this gold sticker.
I can't laugh in front of women.
I'm glad you laughed, Sashiko.
It's dangerous, it's dangerous.
You asked me if it's true or not.
It's true!
What are you laughing at?
You can't laugh there.
It's true.
How many are there?
There aren't many.
One, one.
Then why do you always give the manager a key?
You bastard!
Instead of being partners, you're taking me to K-pop.
You're taking me with you.
Now, Tamura-san, please choose the post.
Member number 44,497, Aichi Prefecture.
Limes Workshop, male.
Matsui Erina said, "The surprising fact is..."
"Wherever I go, I'm AWAKE."
Everyone laughed! It's a big laugh!
Takanaki-san, a big laugh!
Everyone is laughing! Congratulations!
We will give you a gold sticker!
You know how to fight!
It's a voice of my heart! I was surprised!
There's only a reunion party or something like that.
Is it dangerous to have a reunion party?
It's not dangerous! It's warm!
It's home!
Is it home?
Is it true?
Let's have Koumoto-san choose the next one.
This is from Osaka Prefecture, a man in his 20s who is a card reader.
The surprising story that Erina Matsui told is...
I think I should get serious now.
Matsui-san laughed.
Sasha-san also laughed.
It's a big laugh.
The three of them laughed.
We will give you the next sticker. Congratulations.
You're hiding it.
It's not here.
I see.
It's not there yet.
It's about time.
I'll get serious.
There were so many places where you had to get serious.
You finally noticed it.
I'm getting serious, but it's not going well.
It's going in a different direction.
It might be better if you don't get serious.
I always get serious too much.
I'm not a bad guy.
Let's have Koumoto-san choose the next one.
This is from Yamaguchi Prefecture, 24,089 yen.
The surprising story that Erina Takanashi told is...
I told you to get serious!
Sasha-san laughed.
Takanashi-san laughed.
Matsui-san also laughed.
The three of them laughed.
We will give you the next sticker. Congratulations.
I don't know what it is.
It's hard to say it with my hands.
I don't know what it is.
All right, then.
Matsui-san, please choose the next one.
This is from Wansegu, Hiroshima Prefecture, Hiroshiki, male teens.
The surprising story that AKB and Sasha Ara Rino told is...
Who took my hemlock?
I think Sashihara-san laughed, but Matsui-san showed her teeth.
Takane-san, are you laughing, too?
I got it! Sashihara-san and Matsui-san laughed.
So it's a silver sticker!
It's not there! It's not there!
It's not there?
It's not there. There's no such thing.
Congratulations!
It's always there, isn't it?
It's not there. It's not there.
It was coming slowly, you know.
Now, I'm in a good mood because it was a good match today.
But this will be the last post.
At the end, Komoto-san, please choose one.
OK.
OK, this one.
Osaka-style nickname is...
"Old man in Osaka," "Men in their 30s."
The surprising story that Takane Shirin told me is...
Old man, there's a finger in your ramen!
I'm the one who laughed!
The three of you laughed, right?
Since you all laughed, we'll give you a gold sticker!
Congratulations!
I told you to be quiet!
And with that, it's time.
Today, you all laughed a lot.
It was a segment you had to endure.
But I think we got some pretty good posts.
Thank you very much.
We'd like to continue like this.
You've all grown up, right?
You all have similar names.
That's right.
That's all for "Deep Endurance Show."
It's almost time for the ending.
Those of you who read today's post,
after the broadcast is over, please check the website for how to receive the presents.
Also, those of you who read Sasihara-san, Takanashi-san, and Matsui-san's heart-pounding lines,
starting today, the 10th, you can download them from the show's website.
These presents are limited to members of the show.
Now, let's welcome our next "Deep End" guest.
AKB48's Tomomi Kasai-san,
Yasuda Misako-san,
AAA's Takahiro Nishijima-san,
and Cunning's Takeyama-san.
Please look forward to it!
I have one more announcement for you all.
Until now, "Deep End" has been delivering mail magazines only to members of the show.
This time, we've decided to deliver mail magazines to people other than members of the show.
There's a lot of latest information, such as guest information and post themes.
Please subscribe and get your hands on them.
For more information, please check out the show's website.
Now, starting at 1:15 a.m.,
we'll continue delivering mail magazines to people on both channels of "Deep End".
How was it, guests?
It was fun!
We'll continue after this.
We hope you'll spend a deeper time with us on "one say two".