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Let me introduce tonight's guests.
For the first time, Takajo Aki of AKB48!
Thank you! For the first time, Takajo Aki of AKB48!
And of course, Kandei Ranko!
And finally, for the first time, Ishida Juni-san!
She's here!
Ishida-san, you're here!
I didn't expect Ishida-san of Asata-san to come to Shibuya Deep!
First of all, Takajo!
Yes!
Takajo seems to be AKB48's number one natural daughter.
Is that so?
That's nice information!
You've raised your thumb high!
That's nice information!
Of course, don't you think you're a natural daughter yourself?
Of course, I haven't really thought about it like that, but I'm doing it freely.
As a first-timer, you don't look away at all, do you?
That's right, I don't look away at all.
Don't people around you say that about you?
They say I don't know much about it.
You don't know much about it?
Yes.
It's changed a lot, hasn't it?
It's changed?
This is another piece of information, but...
Atsushi is the one who's been pushing Takajo the most in AKB.
That's right!
I go to see his live performances and I'm curious about him.
I'm chasing him with my eyes.
Is that kid okay?
I'm worried!
Is it this one?
I'm chasing him like, "Is it okay?"
It's like he's not in the position of a family member or something like that.
It's like he's making others feel anxious and dancing.
I'm getting excited!
I won't leave you alone, Takajo!
That's perfect!
There it is!
It's my second time chasing you, but...
Yes?
Do you chase me that much?
Okay...
It's my third time.
I don't feel like I'm talking to you properly.
It's hard for me to communicate with you.
It took me an hour to get here.
Like this?
You're chasing me a lot.
Next up is Kande!
Yes, hello!
You've met Kande many times, haven't you?
Yes!
That's right!
Huh?
Did you cover your cheeks?
No, I didn't!
The light hits me, so I covered my cheeks as much as I could.
When we met in front of the dressing room, you had your cheeks all red.
I thought you were drunk.
Hey, hey, hey!
You really covered your cheeks, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
I did it on purpose.
You came here drunk.
Thank you for coming.
And, Mr. Ishida...
NH...
Oh, you're here!
You look good in it!
Do I look good in it?
Yes, you do.
It's natural.
It's my first time meeting you in NHK.
We've heard a lot of things from you in many songs.
Yes, we have.
So you're saying you've changed your image of each other?
Yes!
That's right!
Well, we've become better now.
I see.
You're aiming for a show you want your kids to see the most.
That's right.
That's right about this show.
But you're still bare-faced in NHK.
That's right about that show.
That's about it.
You're amazing.
You're the kind of person who shows your bare face and goes "kyaa!"
I guess we'll go with "kyaa!"
It's my first time meeting you in NHK.
I hope you'll forgive me.
Mr. Sawamura and Mr. Kobayashi!
Oh, you're here!
Thank you for coming.
I'm sorry we couldn't meet you earlier.
We're in the same 11th year.
Thank you for coming.
In front of everyone, there is a guy wearing socks in 11th year.
Today, I'm going to tell you about my very popular program, "Deep A News".
This corner is for you to send us some news that you've been thinking about.
Today's theme is "Unintentionally Tickled Enemies".
Please send us some heartwarming stories.
We're waiting for you.
It's been a while and it's been two weeks, so I'm excited.
Please post your program on your cell phone first.
From the two-dimensional code on the screen, please proceed with the menu, TV, NHK and Shibuya Deep A.
Today, for those of you who participated in the program until the end, we will give you an image that can be used for Deep A original nails.
This week is Mr. Kenkogo's self-proclaimed "unhealthy entertainer".
It's a human voice.
So everyone, please participate in the program until the end and get it!
Let's start tonight's Deep A from this corner!
Deep A Women's Heart Show!
We'll quiz female guests about their real experiences and approach their surprising faces!
Deep A Women's Heart Show!
This time, it's about AKB48's number one natural girl!
Ms. Takajo Aki has prepared a surprising private episode for us!
Now, Ms. Takajo Aki, please give us the topic!
Yes! Here it is!
Ta-dah!
What is my super unexpected skill in autumn?
Now, let's see what Ms. Takajo Aki's super unexpected skill is!
Upload, start!
The first person to send in the correct answer will receive a present from Ms. Takajo Aki!
Yes! This!
This is my favorite hand mirror!
I'd like to give you a signed present!
Have you used this before?
I've been using it for a while now, but my fingerprints are a little dirty...
Ah, it's dirty! That's nice!
I'll clean it up for you later!
Please make it sticky for me!
Now, let me ask you this...
Have you ever met someone with the same skill as you in the past?
No, I haven't met anyone like that before...
You haven't met anyone like that before...
Now, I think you'll be able to send in your answers...
If you have a good answer, please raise your hand and announce it!
What is this?
I'm curious! I'm curious!
Now, Mr. Kendo Kobashi!
Yes!
I see...
Hiroshima Prefecture!
Not too sweet, Saito!
Ah, Sato, male and female!
Ms. Takajo Aki's extremely unexpected skill is...
She's even better at drawing Nakamura Touru!
Hmm?! What is this?!
It's not like that! I really like Nakamura Touru-san!
Ah, I see!
I'm a fan of him, so I'm sure he has a lot of fans!
I see, you like him a lot!
But... I'm not good at drawing, actually!
Actually?!
I'm sorry to say this, but I'm not good at drawing!
You worship him too much!
That's right! I'm not good at drawing! I like him too much!
Everyone is different!
You're wrong!
So, what is her unexpected special skill?
So, Atsuhi-san.
A man from Koka prefecture.
Takajo Aki's unexpected special skill is...
French kiss.
You're wrong!
As an idol, you're wrong!
French kiss...
So, Hamiteru Mina-san, let's cheer up!
Yes!
Hamiteru-san, please!
Yes!
A man from Kajitsu-tsudai in Tokyo.
Takajo Aki's unexpected special skill is...
Slicing at a convenience store.
You're wrong!
I like convenience stores, but you're wrong!
You're wrong!
On the contrary, she seems to be sliced.
So, let's give her a hint!
Yes!
A hint!
It may be useful for my current job.
Has it been useful recently?
Yes, it has.
When did you use it recently?
Recently...
It may be useful for my job.
I used it today.
She used it today!
Yes!
Ishida Junichi-san!
Yes!
It's an unexpected special skill.
A man from Tokyo.
He's in his 30s.
Takajo Aki's unexpected special skill is...
Removing joints.
You're wrong!
You've never seen it before, right?
It may be useful for my job.
An idol removing joints.
It may be useful for her job.
It's like a dancing move.
It's a viral dance.
It may be useful for her job.
It may be useful for someone else.
Is it?
It's like a neck brace.
She doesn't remove joints.
You're wrong!
She doesn't remove them!
It may be useful for her job.
Kenko-san!
Yes!
22,776 yen, Kumamoto Prefecture, John Smith Manseki.
Takajo Aki's unexpected special skill is...
Catch a fly with chopsticks.
That's not it!
I'd be happy if I could do it.
You'd be happy?
I'd like to try it.
Isn't it cool?
But you have to wash the chopsticks first.
Oh, I see.
Then it's okay.
Takajo-san.
That's not it.
This is it.
Isa-san.
Are you going to do it?
Yes.
A 40-year-old man and a man from Toyama Prefecture joined AKB48.
Takajo Aki's unexpected special skill is...
Do you know which chopsticks Takajo Aki likes?
Oh, I see.
It's useful.
It's useful, but it's not it.
Do you know which chopsticks they like?
I don't know that much.
Oh, I see.
I got it.
It's not it.
It's purple and black.
Then, Kame-san.
Is it okay?
I'm sorry.
I'm a man from New York Doll-san in Tokyo.
Takajo Aki's unexpected special skill is...
Do you know which chopsticks Takajo Aki likes?
Oh, I see.
It's not it.
It's useful, but it's not it.
Unexpectedly, it's not okay.
Oh, I see.
Unexpectedly, it's not okay.
You have to do it.
It's a must.
Let me give you one more hint.
Let me give you a big hint.
Okay.
You can sleep in any round place.
No, you can't.
You can't sleep in any round place.
It's useful for your work.
You can sleep in any round place.
You slept today, too.
That's right. I slept today, too.
If you slept more than that, please don't say it.
You can sleep in any round place.
Kendo Kobayashi-san.
It hasn't arrived yet.
Should we sleep in this?
I think it's okay.
Yes, it is.
No. 14152 Toyama Prefecture, Takochu.
Male in their 20s.
Takajo Aki's unexpected special skill is...
Can you call Mr. Akimoto Yasushi "Akimotchan"
Wow!
It's unexpected.
I can't call him that.
I'm not gonna do it!
Akimoto-san and Akimoto-sensei.
Let's call them tomorrow.
Harimoto-chan.
I'm sleepy.
She's surprisingly happy.
What did you say?
I'm sleepy with Akimoto-sensei.
Sensei?
You're a sensei!
Yes, I am.
Akimoto-san has nothing to do with it!
Let's move on to the next school.
Let's go.
Let's go, Aki-san.
She's from Osaka Prefecture.
She's a woman.
She's in her teens.
Akimoto-san's unexpected talent is that she can sleep anywhere she wants for one minute.
That's not it.
It's a place, right?
Yes, it's a place.
What kind of place is it?
I see.
Kendo Kobayashi-san!
After the disaster in Tokyo in 1977,
Akimoto-san's unexpected talent is talking to rocks.
You like rocks, don't you?
I like rocks, but...
I've never been talked to.
You like talking to them?
I do, I do.
But I've never been talked to.
What do you talk about?
"They're cute," I say.
To rocks?
Yes.
"They're in good shape," I say.
"They're in good shape," you say.
You look at them like rocks, don't you?
She just talked about rocks with a full-face of shrimp.
That's not it.
The correct answer has arrived!
That's right!
Kanbei, you said it!
Yes!
Kanbei-san!
This is from Shirokuro-no-Uma-san in Tokyo.
Akimoto-san's unexpected talent is being able to sleep in any narrow place.
That's not it!
It's not?
It's not.
The correct answer has arrived as to where you can sleep!
It's not there.
It's there, isn't it, Ishii-san?
Yes!
Akimoto...
In Gunma Prefecture...
Yes!
Ibe-san...
He's a man in his teens...
Yes!
Akimoto-san's unexpected talent is being able to sleep on any cliff.
Yes!
It's not just today, right?
It's not just today.
It's almost there.
Can I say it?
Yes, Kambe-san.
I'm a woman born in Haruna-san in Tottori Prefecture.
Akimoto-san's unexpected talent is being able to sleep on any cliff.
That's correct!
Here's the answer!
The answer is...
You can sleep on any hard place!
Anywhere?
Yes.
Even if it's hard?
Even if it's hard, you can sleep on this floor.
Where did you sleep today?
Today, I arrived at the school.
It's an AKB48 theater.
But I arrived a little late, so I slept for about five minutes.
Where? On the floor?
On the floor.
On the floor?
I want to sleep on it!
Inside?
Yes, it's cold and it's pretty good.
You raised your thumb again!
You raise your thumb again when you sleep on the floor!
I wonder...
Since when have you been sleeping on the floor?
When I was in high school, I used to play crosswalk a lot at school.
Also, I played tennis outside of club activities.
Do you crosswalk because you want to sleep?
It's a little sad, but I do it because I want to sleep.
Is there only one of you?
There's only one of us.
You don't?
You don't crosswalk because you don't want to sleep?
That's right!
Because of the side wind?
If you crosswalk, you'll get stepped on!
You don't crosswalk because you don't want to sleep?
It's at the basement floor.
And our basements are...
There aren't a lot of people in them.
- That's true. - It's a bit less crowded.
- Is it day time? - Yes, during day time.
And since it's a club club, and we work outside, it's concrete and you sleep outdoors.
- I see. - I see.
- Yes. - You do it at home or now?
Yes, in the living room sometimes when we're too sleepy we'll sleep in the living room's floor.
There's a futon, but you don't go there?
I'm bored.
We talk about various things.
We talk about our home and our face.
I hope she likes it.
Megu got it right.
Haruna will get her favorite mirror as a gift.
Thank you.
This was "New Girlfriend Show".
This is "Deep Patience Show".
If you can make today's guest laugh,
we will give you a special gift.
Today's topic is...
"Bullshit I Heard".
Please send us a situation you heard.
As an example,
I will tell you a bullshit I heard.
Please bear with me and try not to laugh.
Let's get started.
It's "Bear With Me Show".
This is a baseball field in high school when I was a student.
An old man who was in the front row was playing baseball.
I don't have a roof.
Roof!
Go!
Anyway...
What is "dajare" in Japanese?
It's very difficult to explain.
That was "waruize" in Japanese.
"waraeru" in Japanese.
I'm sure you've heard of it somewhere.
Please click "dajare" more and more.
We're looking forward to your posts.
Here's our theme for tonight's episode of "Gaga Deep Door"—introducing you to our viewers' unique stories.
Send us your discoveries and surprises that you've noticed recently.
We'll give away this show's special "deep pouch" to everyone who posted tonight.
And for those who chose "best post" in this segment,
we'll give you a "deep note" with our guests' autographs by Takajo, Ishida, and Kanbe.
Send us more and more!
Okay, let's start with Kanbe.
Okay! Um... please wait a moment.
Okay? It won't be long.
Please wait a moment.
It won't be long.
It won't be long. My "a little" is over.
Okay!
Time's up!
18-26-Kanagawa-prefecture-2503!
The delicious curry my mom often makes is actually "retort" curry!
Wow!
I'm so shocked! My mom's taste is a taste of memories!
What?
I don't like it!
I'm so sad!
I don't like it!
"Retort"
It's good, but...
It's a curry I once saw in a catering service.
"Who made this delicious curry?" I said, and it was "retort" curry.
Ah!
I'm shocked!
Impressions are high.
My mom's taste is a special taste.
It's a shame.
Ishizawa-san, will you read?
Yes!
It's a post from a woman in her 30s in Aichi-prefecture, Chuchumaru-san.
"Workplace, in love."
"Everyone just pretended not to know."
That's basically it.
I think people get it.
You can tell right away, right?
Even when we're filming a drama, if the two leading actors get along too well,
almost everyone except the director can tell.
Because you're filming 11 episodes or 12 episodes in a row, right?
- That's right. - Do you notice it in the middle of it?
- Do you notice it in the middle of it? - I notice it a lot.
But I do feel a little frustrated.
- Like, "They're doing this for us!" - That's right.
- Did you actually have that experience, Ishii-san? - I only had it once.
- But it's like, "Maybe they know about it." - It's like they know about it.
- It's like a fear every day. But it's fun, so it can't be helped.
- When you go there... - That's right.
- Even if it's early in the morning or late at night, it's fine, right? - Of course it's fine.
- Because you're closest to the person you like. - That's right.
- We were very excited and I think we were able to do a good play.
- Amazing. Which drama is it?
- It's scary. - It's scary.
- It's scary. - It's scary. - It's scary.
- It's like "Double Something." - I see, I see!
- You're saying it too much. - It's not like that.
- It's not like that. - Then, next up is Takajo.
- Yes! Member number 27620, Totto-san in Shizuoka Prefecture.
- What? - From a man in his teens...
- What is it? - For the past month, he's been using the same toothbrush as his dad.
- No way! - I have one in my family.
- What?! - I have a sister who's a sister of a woman.
- She's been using the same toothbrush for about a week. - How did that happen?
- We're like brothers and sisters. We have different colors.
- I don't know why, but in the middle...
- Everyone said they liked pink. - I see.
- The two of us used pink. My sister and I.
- But it was a light pink and a dark pink.
- Then... - There's a distinction.
- Suddenly, in the morning I'd be asleep and I didn't know which one was which.
- One day, while I was brushing my teeth with my sister, I put my hand in the same place.
- I was like, "Did I use the same toothbrush for about a week?"
- But it's your sister, so not yet. - Not yet.
- Is your sister a little natural? - My sister is normal.
- She's normal. - Yes, she's normal.
- If she's normal, there's no doubt about it.
- She must have had a big problem with her relative's tea.
- I was surprised. - They're both men, right?
- Oh, they're both men. - Totto-kun is a man, right?
- It's painful. - Totto-kun is a man.
- Is it okay for you, Totto-kun? - It's okay.
- Is it okay for you to joke like that? - No, it's okay.
- We'll do the joke segment later. - Yes, you're a man.
- Shall I go next? - Yes.
- This is more recent than recent, but it might have come to you today. - Eh?
- Member number 29772, Iwate Prefecture, wife and son. - Eh?
- When you raise your thumb, is it usually okay? - It's okay!
- Did someone do it? - It might have come to you today.
- Ah, I see. - It's amazing.
- That's what they say. - It's okay!
- Isn't it okay? - Isn't it okay to raise your thumb first in order to do something about it?
- In order to erase it. - That's right, I use it quite a lot. Even in handshakes.
- You raise your thumb in handshakes? - I'll support you! Thank you! It's okay!
- I see. - Yes, it's okay.
- Takada Nobuko-san, you should go out with her. - Takada-san, you should do it too.
- Is it okay for me to go out with her? - Is it popular?
- No, it's my own "my boom". - Ah, you don't need your own "my boom".
- In the case of "my boom"... - Ah, that's right! It's embarrassing!
- She's more of a natural-born than you think. - That's right.
- Kanbe-san. - Yes!
- Yes! Ah, me? Um... - Ah, I see, you two are natural-born.
- Ouch, ouch! My head hurts! - Yes, yes!
- Yes, yes! Number 1-3-6-5-1, Kyutaro-san of Fukuoka Prefecture. - Yes, yes! Number 1-3-6-5-1, Kyutaro-san of Fukuoka Prefecture.
- Actually, it's not that big of a deal compared to someone like me who says it myself. - No, it's not.
- A little? - A little.
- A little. - Who said it? - Who said it? - It's Takada.
- No, I didn't say anything about you at all. - It's a lie, isn't it?
- I haven't said anything about you yet, but you're the one who started talking. - That's right.
- You're the one who started talking. - Really? - You're the one who started talking. - He's Haten-kun.
- You're making me say things like that. - This is funny.
- It's true, Haten-kun doesn't say it. - That's right.
- Do you know what "haten-kun" means? - "Haten-kun"? I don't know.
- You don't know. - You don't know. - I see, you shut up when you don't know. - That's right.
- I always erase my existence. - You erase it? - I'm glad you asked. - Really?
- It's okay. - It's okay. - It's not okay.
- It's not okay right now. - Now, Ishida-san, will you go?
- I chose a pretty plain one. - You chose a plain one? Can you change it up a little?
- Member number 31,008. - Yes.
- He's a man in his teens at an NT restaurant in Shizuoka Prefecture. - Yes.
- He eats 30,000 ants a day. - What?!
- He eats?! - That's amazing. - Ants?! - These are wild ants.
- So, if you eat 30,000 ants a day, you eat about 11 million ants in a year. - Wow!
- That's amazing! Don't you eat too much? - That's amazing.
- No, I don't eat too much. - That's amazing. - It's about the same in Tokyo.
- The number of ants that are gone is amazing, isn't it? - That's right. - The number of ants that haven't decreased. - It hasn't decreased at all. There are no rumors like that anymore.
- There are no rumors like "the number of ants has decreased". - Even at the national store
it's totally fine. - "The number of ants has decreased in America is low". There are no rumors like that.
- It's very difficult to find. - Yes. - There aren't many ants in one nest, are there?
- There may be more than 30,000 ants in one nest. - There may be more than 30,000 ants in one nest. - There may be more than 30,000 ants in one nest. - There may be more than 100,000 ants in one nest.
- It's quite boring
isn't it? - He eats about 30,000 ants a day. - What?! - But if you don't eat that much
you won't get fat right? - No
I don't eat that much.
- Wow! The ants eating talk is surprisingly exciting. - I'm glad you like it. - I'm glad you like it.
If you have any strange information about eating ants...
If you have any strange information about eating ants, please post it regardless of the topic.
"I don't eat anything on this day."
We would like you to send us such a message.
Next, Takajo.
Yes, member number 29780, Niigata Prefecture, Kuzan and Yubanaide, male, 10 years old, received it.
My parents called my cat "Paru", so I thought it was "Paru", but the real name was "Sakura". I was deceived for two years.
I can't read the situation at all.
Was it easier for you to call it "Paru" than "Sakura" ?
It's "Sakura", but it was easier for me to call it "Paru", so it became "Paru".
Then why did you call it "Sakura" even though it's hard to call it ?
Because it's cute.
The name "Sakura" ?
Yes.
Then why did you call it "Paru" even though you gave it a cute name "Sakura" ?
Because it's double-lettered.
After talking with Takajo, I can't hear a single click of it.
A click of it.
It doesn't fit in.
That's bad.
I hope it fits in.
Is it okay now ?
It's okay, it's okay.
It's not okay at all.
Kota-san, will you go next ?
Okay.
Wansegu, Osaka Prefecture, Kyushu, male and female.
I'm a relative of Suizenji Kyoko.
Wow, that's amazing.
How did you know about me until recently ?
Wow.
Excuse me, but I'm a senior and junior of Suizenji Kyoko-san.
What ?
We went to the same middle school.
Oh, is that so ?
Yes.
You may have lived nearby.
It seems like I did live there at the time.
Did you talk about it with Suizenji-san ?
I did, I did.
What did you say ?
"Wow, you know me."
What ?
I was surprised.
You know me.
Actually, I went to the same elementary school as Hashizume Isao-san.
What ?
You're considered a senior of the theater.
But...
I didn't have much of a chance of meeting him.
During my work, I didn't get to meet Hashizume-san much.
You can only meet him if you're not a drama.
There is such a thing.
I see. Then, lastly.
Yes.
Kambe-san, would you like to say it?
Let's say it.
Yes! Member No. 29821's lady from Hokkaido.
She's a woman.
Yes.
When we dated for 4 years and he got dehydrated, something came out of his mouth.
I rushed and pushed it into his mouth. Even now, I pretend not to have noticed it.
Wow!
It came out like this.
He's probably in his 30s, right?
Yes.
Isn't it early in his 30s?
But there are people who do sports.
Ah!
There are people like that.
Ah!
To make you tense.
Yes.
It's a shocker.
I'm surprised.
I can't say it even after seeing it.
Say it?
It came out like that.
Say it?
I can't say it.
Take it off and put it on upside down.
It's a bit funny.
Ah, yes.
That's it for the theme.
Yes.
Kanbe-san, please choose the best post.
Yes!
Uh...
Member number 29772, Shift-san of Iwate Prefecture.
People in their 30s, when you put your thumbs up, it's usually not okay.
Kanbe-san thought so, too.
Shift-san will give you a deep note with your signature.
Congratulations!
That's it for my deep note!
It's 11:28 p.m. now. It's time for "Deep A-News".
Today's topic is "unexpectedly creepy events".
We've received a lot of heartwarming letters from all over the country.
Let me introduce them to you now.
First of all, the member number is 22333 in Saitama Prefecture.
It's an unexpected creepy event given by a man in his teens, Mr. Akkira.
"When I lost the last game of the baseball club,"
"Coach Oni, who was always angry and loud,"
"slapped us on the back and said,"
"you guys did a good job."
"That was the first smile he showed us."
"He's been strict with us all this time."
"He dared to be strict with us."
"At the end of the show, Emi spilled."
"Thank you very much."
Let's move on.
The member number is 31713 in Miyagi Prefecture.
It's an unexpected creepy event given by a woman in her 20s, Ms. Harubo.
"It's a conversation between a couple in their 60s,"
"who came to the supermarket where I work,"
"and went shopping."
"From now on, I will only cook for you."
"It's an unexpected creepy event."
"I want to be a married couple."
Let's move on.
The member number is 29555 in Miyagi Prefecture.
It's an unexpected creepy event given by a man in his teens, Mr. Mascarpone.
"My father, who only uses his cell phone,"
"wrote and sent me an email an hour before the exam."
"I'm sorry."
"He didn't call you so you wouldn't get in the way,"
"but sent you an email."
"I'm sorry."
"Thank you."
"And now for the last post."
"Member number 17272,"
"given by a man in his teens in Kagawa Prefecture,"
"to Mr. U,"
"an unexpectedly loose coin."
"An important pair of scissors,"
"he's been using since kindergarten,"
"has been disposed of,"
"due to a school trip baggage inspection."
"I don't know, I don't know, I don't know!"
"He's the only one who says it's loose."
"I don't know, I don't know!"
"These are rules,"
"so I hope you understand."
"Huh? Can't you just take it?"
"Thank you for posting so many posts today."
"That's all for Deep A News."
"Next week, November 12th,"
"we'll be bringing you that popular segment,"
"Rewind Deep."
"Today's video will be uploaded to the show's website"
"after the show ends,"
"so please watch it again and again,"
"and think of some exquisite lines."
"We look forward to seeing your posts."
"Stay healthy!"
"Keep looking at men's beauty!"
"Deep's Men's Battle!"
"Kenkoba Presents!"
"Kenkoba?"
"Kenkoba Presents!"
The challenge has begun.
"Keep looking at men's beauty!"
Our guest for today, Jun Ishida,
is said to be one of the most handsome men in the entertainment world.
Actually, it might be better to say "he used to be!"
Yes, Jun Ishida!
Your era is over!
From now on,
the most handsome men in the entertainment world are
Atsushi and Kendo Komaishi!
You said "one", but there are only two of you.
Only two of you.
"One" and "two" are fighting right now.
What do you think?
Jun Ishida, do you also want to win "India"?
Will you accept this challenge and win?
Well, it's two against one,
but I'm looking forward to it.
Is that a relaxed smile?
No, no, no.
Please.
I'll make you tremble with fear.
Will it be such a dirty fight?
I'll risk my life to fight you today, so I'll explain the rules!
The rules are...
Araki-san, Moki-san, please.
The upcoming "handsome men in the entertainment world" battle is about
what kind of behavior a handsome man does in various love situations.
Jun Ishida and Atsushi and Kendo Komaishi will compete in the second round.
And it's up to you in front of the TV to decide who is a true handsome man.
Please access from the two-dimensional code on the screen and vote for who you think is a true handsome man.
You can vote for either of them as many times as you like.
It's like "Hiroyen no Shikai" (Japanese drama)
Oh, you're right about this close-up shot.
Now, let's get started with the first round!
The first round is an "approach" battle!
An "approach" battle!
The "true nature of a handsome man" is shown in the scene where he meets a woman.
Therefore, we would like to have Kanbe-san
who plays the role of "the strike woman"
who happens to see "the strike woman" by chance in the city
compete with her on how to approach her.
Now, Kanbe-san, please go to the front and get ready.
Kanbe-chan, you're in the strike zone of all men, aren't you?
Really?
Now, let's start with Ishida-san.
Ishida-san, please get ready.
Thank you for having me.
The "true nature of a handsome man" competition.
Let's start with Ishida Junichi-san.
Are you ready?
Yes!
He's saying "yes".
Now, the "approach" competition, start!
AKB48 - "approach" competition, start!
"Melody of love" sings Emmanuel's body.
I want to believe in the second chance I get to meet you again, but I don't want to regret it, so please regret contacting me.
Who told you to sit there?
I'm sorry.
It's because you dropped it.
No, no, no.
You touched me all of a sudden.
You held my hand.
You touched me and held my hand.
You held my hand and looked me straight in the eye, so I didn't expect you to touch me.
You didn't expect me to touch you, did you?
I said it on purpose.
You said it on purpose?
If you think Hoshida's performance is really popular, please vote for Hoshida.
What did you think of it, Kanbe-san?
You answered without thinking.
I'm still nervous.
You held my hand all of a sudden.
She was nervous.
Hoshida-san, what's the point of this performance?
First of all, I'm going to go from below.
If I go from above, I'll be scared.
I'll be intimidated.
You're looking at me from the same angle, right?
Yes, I'm looking at you from the same angle.
Basically, I believe in the second chance I get to meet you again, but...
Hoshida-san believes in it?
I believe in it, but...
Usually you don't go there for the first time, but...
I don't want to regret it.
Rather than regretting it without doing it, it's better to do it and regret it.
It doesn't make any sense if you don't do it and regret it.
It's like confessing your love.
Without confessing your love...
I thought I should have done it at that time.
You're the only one who regrets it.
Only me and Takajo-san.
Right, Takajo-san?
Yes!
Are you okay?
I'm okay!
Then...
Ishida-san, please go back to your seat.
I'm sorry.
Kame-san, please go back to your seat.
As expected of you!
Now, Ishida...
Oops!
Your blood pressure is 61%.
Are you winning like this?
How is this possible?
It happens a lot, when voting.
It's like you look at the first one and decide.
Sometimes, Atsushi Kenkoba lowers himself.
It's not like that.
I'll knock you down.
So, Atsushi Kenkoba's team, which one will go?
I'll go with the first one!
Will you go?
Atsushi!
Me?
So, Atsushi-san, please get ready.
Is this a plan you came up with?
It's okay.
Please show it to me.
Show it to him.
The target is...
It's definitely Kubondaro.
Is this like a play?
So, Atsushi-san, are you ready?
I want to see it.
So...
Approach match...
Start!
♪ Melody of my heart, the heart of Manuel ♪
Oh my god! What a great guy!
♪ Melody of my heart, the heart of Manuel ♪
Oh my god!
I lost my shoes!
Excuse me!
I lost my important shoes!
Your shoes are over there!
If you find them...
Can you contact me here?
They are important shoes!
Excuse me!
Okay!
It's been a while!
I used this a lot when I was in my 20s!
Also, after you take off your shoes, your socks are separated by five fingers, so you have to be careful about your health!
Kambe-san, please go back to your seat!
If you think that Atsushi-san's performance is a real hot guy, please vote for him!
Kambe-san, what did you think of Atsushi-san?
This is a strategy!
If you say it's important, I don't care about it, but I have to wear it!
If it's true, you can put something like a message in your shoes and it will stay there!
What?!
Maybe you didn't use your fingers well!
But you can see it!
Look! He's being pushed up!
Master!
Ishida-san, you're stretching it!
It's a pattern that can be done either way!
That was really good!
Takaniyo-san!
Yes!
What do you think?
I'll pick up my shoes!
You'll pick them up?
Yes, I'll pick them up!
You'll pick them up and hang them on the floor?
Yes!
Then it's a success!
It's a success!
But there are times when it's not okay!
I'll hang them on the floor!
But if you don't wear your shoes, you'll fall asleep on the floor!
If they're too hard!
You won't get a message!
Now!
Let's move on to the second round!
In the second round, we'll have a "praise-defeat" competition!
If you're a popular guy, it's only natural for you to be good at praising others.
I'd like you to see how you can find a woman's strengths in an instant and how you can praise her to make her feel better.
The person who will praise will be decided by me with my own judgment.
Please "praise-defeat" for one minute.
I see.
Now, which of you will go first, Atsushi or Kenkoba?
Since Atsushi was the one who decided it in the first round, I'll go with Atsushi this time.
Atsushi, you're not going to do it?
I'm going to do it.
The target will come out later!
This is tiring. Is it two rounds?
Will you praise her?
Now, let's have this person praise her.
AKB48, Takajo Atsushi!
Thank you!
Welcome, Takajo-san!
Don't praise Takajo!
He's the type of guy who doesn't make a sound even if you hit him hard.
That's true.
I'll make a sound.
Now, Atsushi, are you ready?
Yes.
Then, "praise-defeat" competition, start!
Hey, stop it!
Seriously, give me a break!
Seriously, stop it!
Stop it!
Seriously!
Seriously, you're sucking me in!
Your eyes are so beautiful, you're sucking me in!
What beautiful eyes you have!
Are you wearing any contact lenses or something?
Hey, are you wearing any contact lenses or something?
Oh, I see! You're wearing contact lenses!
But for that, your eyes are very beautiful.
Are they?
I'm sure...
your heart is very beautiful.
That's what I thought!
Your gestures are cute!
Do you have something in your heart?
A glass heart.
A glass heart?!
Wow!
Then you have to be careful not to break it.
You have to be careful, don't you?
That's right.
You have to be careful.
You have to be careful, don't you?
What a nice way of putting it!
Please go back.
There were too many unexpected reactions.
Atsushi, how do you feel?
I don't feel anything, but I didn't think he was wearing contact lenses again.
When I asked him about his body, he looked like he was wearing normal contact lenses.
No matter what you say, it was a reaction like "akkanbe".
Ishida-san chased him up.
He's getting better and better.
When he opened his eyes, you should have praised his eye bags.
You'll be a good boxer.
Next up is Ishida-san.
He's being chased up.
Araki Miwa-san, please come forward.
Araki-san, please come forward.
Araki-san, you look like you're about to fall.
Now, Ishida-san, are you ready?
Are you ready, Ishida-san?
Yes, please.
Let's start the praise-chase match!
Just you being here makes me feel like the air around me is changing.
It makes me feel calm.
Like they say, "If there is a heaven, there is a star. If there is a earth, there is a flower. If there is a human, there is love."
Love is the most beautiful thing in the world.
It's my first time being told that.
I don't usually get praised like that.
Your voice is beautiful.
Thank you.
I really wanted to say this.
It makes me feel calm.
It heals me.
It calms me down.
It's been a while since I felt like this.
I don't know what to say.
My hands are sweating.
Anoki-san, why are you so excited?
Koma-san, shut up!
Where are you living now?
Well...
That's it for today!
Isa-san and Anoki-san, please go back to your seats.
Wow!
How was it, Anoki-san?
I'm not used to being praised like this, so I was a little nervous.
Do you have a star like Kimari Monk?
A star like Kimari Monk?
A flower like Kimari Monk?
I think people's feelings are the most beautiful.
Love like Kimari Monk.
You were able to breathe fresh air, right?
No, I couldn't breathe.
I couldn't see anything.
I was completely blinded.
What are you saying?
There's too much to praise about.
There's too much to praise about. We don't have enough time.
Now, please take a look!
49%!
Wow!
They're finally lined up!
They're coming up one by one.
They're lined up!
Wow! They're so balanced!
Now, let's move on to the final match!
The final match is a love competition.
If you're a popular guy, you should have your own philosophy of love.
So, we'd like you to show us what love is and compete for it.
This time, it's Atsushi and Koba's team.
Which one should we go with?
If it's like this...
Atsushi.
I'll go! I'll go!
Can you do it, Atsushi?
Can you do it?
I've been waiting for this 50-to-50 chance.
I'm going to beat Ishida in a flat situation.
I didn't know it would turn out like this.
It turned out just like we expected.
I'll go.
OK, Kento and Kobayashi, you'll go.
OK, Ishida and Junichi, you'll go.
Please write down your original love pattern.
"What is love?"
There seems to be a lot of "what is love?"
Oh, it's "what is love?"
"What is love?"
What is "what is love?"
Ishida seems to be good at this.
There are too many and I'm choosing.
Maybe I can't say what I said earlier.
Maybe I can't say something beautiful.
Ishida-san, even though it looks like a notebook, you're putting it together, aren't you?
I have a storybook.
You have a storybook, don't you?
No, I don't have a storybook.
Do you have a storybook for reading?
I really like reading and writing, but...
Oh, that's where it comes from.
You can't say you have a storybook, can you?
You're reading a book.
If you read and write a book, those words will come out naturally.
OK, how is it?
"What is love?"
You're writing it one by one.
You always have something in mind, don't you?
I've been thinking about it since I was a kid.
I see.
Now, it's the final battle.
Is it OK?
Let's start with Ishida-san.
Go ahead.
"Love is fire, love is light."
Where does your heart go?
The part where love wins in a real relationship is fire.
But fire can be too strong.
You can get burned and get tired.
And sometimes it just disappears.
But if love is strong in a real relationship, it can illuminate and...
How do you say it?
It illuminates you.
It's different, right? Love and love are different.
It's a little different, but...
Well, the real love has to be light.
It leads you...
You have to shine for each other, right?
That's right.
Thank you.
Araki-san, you're spaced out.
No, no. I'm cheering for Ishida-san in my heart.
Hey, hey.
There's nothing wrong with that.
You have to take a neutral position.
That's right, that's right.
Yes.
But you have to do your best, Koba-san.
I've been thinking about this since I was in elementary school.
I can look forward to it.
I'm losing a little right now.
Okay, okay. You can do it.
Here we go.
Here it is.
Love and love are different.
I know.
It's different. Listen to me.
I didn't know about love in elementary school.
Listen to me.
Love...
It can't be number one.
It can't be number two for both of you.
No, I said that when I was spacing out.
I said, "Can't love be number two?"
I said, "Can't love be number one?"
You didn't know about that in elementary school, did you?
But it feels like it's different.
Isn't it grandpa's joke?
Yes, it's pretty much grandpa's joke.
It's grandpa's joke.
It's difficult.
I'm sorry.
The two girls in the back, look at each other.
Kame-san and Ishida-san.
When I listen to it, Ishida-san's words come to my ears.
But both of you are number one and it hurts, doesn't it?
It has to be light.
Ishida-san, is it light now?
I think for her, it's light.
I think that's what marriage is for.
What about you, Takajo-san?
What about you, Reiho-san?
For me, Reiho-san, there's a lot of kanji.
It's interesting.
Interesting?
Thank you for saying that.
That makes me happy.
I'm glad.
There's a lot of kanji.
What's the reason?
It's interesting.
What about you, Atsushi-san?
Do you have anything to say?
This person is interesting.
You have something, don't you?
Love! Love!
I think it's boxing.
You can't just get it, you have to give it.
Boxing.
Can you get it?
You can't just get love.
Of course.
That balance...
But "give"...
It's "damage", right?
It's "damage".
Oh, I see.
As soon as you get it...
Yes.
You're already down.
Shall we compare it at the yearly list?
Yes.
It's the new year, so you can only get it.
You have to give it.
It's hard to keep the balance.
By the way, Takajo-san, do you have anything to say about love?
Well...
What was it?
Love is...
Genius?
Something like that.
Genius is...
It's "damage", right?
It's "damage".
Oh...
Thank you.
President Storch said...
He said it!
Yes, I heard about it.
I thought it was wonderful at the time.
He said something pretty good.
What does it mean?
Well...
I don't know when it will come.
I don't know when my heart will stop.
It means you can't keep your balance.
Yes, that's right.
Like a thunderbolt.
That's nice!
That's nice.
Now we're talking!
Yes!
Thank you!
Thank you for helping me with my love and boxing.
Did you get it?
I got it!
Yes!
And with that, voting is over!
President Storch's...
Which one was it?
How was it?
Let's take a look at the results!
Was it Junichi Ishida?
Or was it Atsushi & Kenkoba?
Here are the results!
Come on!
No, no, no!
One percent?
It hasn't changed before and after we released it!
It hasn't changed!
That's right.
There was only one percent change.
In other words, it's the same!
Please review it!
Please review it, Shizuda-san!
Please review it!
But it's a one-man-show, you know?
That's amazing!
We've invited a veteran, Playboy.
We'll work a little harder.
You can't work a little harder!
You've already become light.
I want to be light.
And with that, this has been the Deep Hot Guys Battle!
Deep One-Man Show!
Viewers and guests of the studio will post comments for this corner.
If you send us comments about the topic and make the guest laugh, viewers will win.
Today's topic is...
"Useless jokes I heard."
Please send us the situation you heard about the jokes.
Here it is again today!
If you can make the guest laugh, we'll give you this sticker!
We'll give you a show-only one-man show sticker!
If you can make the guest laugh, we'll give you a copper sticker!
If you can make the guest laugh, we'll give you a silver sticker!
And if you can make the guest laugh, we'll give you a gold sticker!
Please send us your comments!
Let's start with Tamura!
- Tamura, please get ready! - Yes!
- Are you ready? - I'm ready.
You're ready, right?
Let's get started!
It's...
One-Man Show!
[One-Man Show]
Member number 12,473.
Okayama Prefecture, Dabosuke-san, male.
Hobby is to joke around.
Boyfriend, internal history of 27 years.
Junior female employee.
First place.
[First Place]
Lettuce...
Crushed lettuce.
Crushed, right?
It's...
[Crushed Lettuce]
This is...
You laughed, right?
- Takajiro-san, you laughed, right? - Takajiro-san, you laughed, right?
It's a complete laugh.
Takajiro-san, you didn't look like you were holding back, right?
- Takajiro-san, you were holding back, right? - Um, lettuce... lettuce is funny.
Lettuce is funny.
Okay!
Since one person laughed, we'll give this show-only one-man show sticker!
- We'll give it to Dabosuke-san! - Thank you!
Okay! Next up...
- Kenkō-san, are you ready? - I'm ready!
- Are you ready? - Yes, I am.
Okay, let's go! It's...
Patience Show.
Member number 29,755.
Fukushima Prefecture.
Zero brain operation.
Male, 20 years old.
In the news, when President Obama saw it,
his friend said it with an orange in his hand.
"Yes, me-can."
Ishida-san laughed!
That was funny!
Let's move on!
Atsuhi-san or Koma-san, which one will you choose?
Let's do it.
Are you ready?
Yes!
Let's do it!
"IT'S GAMMON SHOW"!
Saitama Prefecture.
Pale one.
Male.
He is a senior of Ochame-na Karate club.
He came here to break dojo.
Nice to meet you, dojo.
Three people got it!
Takajo-san got it!
That Takajo-san!
Pale one got it!
I don't like this kind of thing.
He got it!
Was it difficult?
Yes!
Dojo and...
Do...
Nice to meet you, do...
do...
Nice to meet you.
I see.
Let's move on!
Let's do it!
Let's do it and remember the rules!
Atsuhi-san or Koma-san, which one will you choose?
Let's do it!
Kendao or Koma-san, let's do it!
"IT'S GAMMON SHOW"!
Hokkaido.
Usagi-dan.
Female, 10 years old.
The manager of the dojo comes here at 7 p.m.
The manager of the dojo comes here at 7 p.m.?
The dojo manager comes here at 7 p.m.?
I've thought about it!
This is...
I'm glad it was technical.
That's right.
I'm glad you didn't laugh.
Usagi-dan, you didn't laugh.
Thank you very much.
Let's move on!
Which one will you choose?
Atsuhi-san, let's do it!
"IT'S GAMMON SHOW"!
Gifu Prefecture.
I learned about this from Koppa Mijinko-san.
Is he in his forties?
Our club leader, when taking a call,
poses with a specium ray and says...
"Jiwaki!"
Takajo-san, you've become like that!
For reference, Ishida-san has laughed.
Since you've become like that,
Koppa Mijinko-san will give you a silver sticker.
I like food.
You like food?!
What did you suddenly think of?
Lettuce and oranges.
I see, you like food.
I like sweet food.
I like food, but I'm not sure if I should say it.
Do you want to say it?
I've been wanting to say it, too.
Alright, Mr. Kenkoma, let's do it.
Can you say it?
Be patient.
In Saitama Prefecture, a man in green glasses says...
"My dad who ate corn said..."
"The best!"
It's food!
Yes.
Impossible.
Is it corn and corn?
"The best corn and..."
The program is rattling.
It's a joke in the first place.
Did you get two?
I got two.
Mr. Ishizawa ate them all in an hour.
I ate them all.
Since it's you two, we'll give you a silver sticker.
Let's move on.
It's the last one.
I'm embarrassed.
He's embarrassed.
I won't do it anymore.
Let's make him laugh!
Let's see...
Let's move on.
It's...
Be patient.
In Niigata Prefecture, a pink boy and a man...
...an 80-year-old man says when it snows...
"This is snow."
Sorry, grandpa!
Oh, is that so?
It's good to laugh, but it's difficult.
It's difficult for people to laugh, but it's good.
Today's guest had a special life.
Yes, he had a special life.
That's all for "Bear with Me" show!
The show will end soon.
For those who joined us until the end of the show, we'll give you this mail-in image.
You can download it now, so please use it!
For those who joined us until the end of the show, we'll give you this mail-in image.
Next week, December 12th, we'll have these two guests.
Audrey and Miko Morita will join us for the second time.
Please look forward to it!
Thank you for joining us!
Next week at 11 p.m., we'll meet you at B.S. Street in Wansegu.
Ms. Takajo, thank you for joining us!
Thank you for having me!