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In the real-time fighting game!
It's finally started! We'll send you 60 minutes of real-time fighting game based on your comments!
Now, let's introduce our guests!
These three fresh guys!
First appearance, akb48 Gazai Tomomi!
And now popular, full-sponge Murakami Kenji!
And famous, Matsui Elna!
Please come in, everyone!
Come in!
- Hello! - Hello!
- Nice to meet you! - Nice to meet you!
- So, you're 18 years old now? - Yes, I am!
- What kind of character do you play in akb48? - What kind of character do you play in akb48?
- I just play whatever I want! - You just play whatever you want!
- How about you, in terms of general election? - In terms of general election...
- Well, I say it without thinking about it. - Without thinking about it!
- Without thinking about it! - Isn't it better to think about it?
- I'm thinking about it! - It's important, right?
- I'm just pretending not to think about it. - I see.
You just said that, didn't you?
- "I'm pretending not to think about it." - Yes.
I see.
- And you, Murakami... - Yes!
- Well, you're already famous for your skit, right? - Yes, I'm already famous for it.
- Is it okay for you to talk about it? - Well, please leave it to me!
- Really? - Yes!
- You're popular because you made an illusion made by Odaiba, right? - No way!
- It's not like that! - You're not popular for another reason!
- It's not like that! - It seems like you're less popular every time you work together.
- I am! I am! - You are?
- I'm extremely popular! - Extremely popular!
Even though I walk around the city so much, people still call me "Waki"!
I'm panicking! I'm panicking today as well!
- You're young enough not to be called "Waki"! - I'm being called "Waki"!
- You're Odaiba Genie, right? - No, I'm not!
- You're not an illusion, right? - I'm not an illusion!
- Yes! - Well, please show us your skills today!
I'll show you everything I've got!
- That was dangerous! - That was dangerous!
- Well, that's it for today! - No, no, no!
What are you doing?
Thank you!
- You've moved! - Thank you!
- Your first move was a slip and you've moved! - Oh no!
- You're so fast! - You're so fast!
- You're already at second place! - Oh no!
- Don't get caught up in this! - Don't get caught up in this!
No, no, no!
- What's wrong? - Please introduce me!
- What? - Please introduce me!
- Oh, I see. - Please introduce me!
- Please introduce me! - Please introduce me!
- Tamura-san! Kobayashi-san! Tamura-san! Kobayashi-san!
- Thank you for helping me out today! - Isn't that enough?
- Thank you, Mogi-san! - Since I woke up Matsui-san...
- My heart is racing! - Wow!
Our new segment that started last month, "Mogi-jun-i-presents! Fukikae-deep!"
In this segment, viewers will send in a unique line that fits the theme of the segment...
and I will record it and let you enjoy it!
But first, I will announce the theme of the evening!
Please take a look at this!
Now, a lion's child is resting under a female lion's ear...
Then, a female lion, along with a child, started walking...
Then, what she was looking at...
was a male lion!
This is how it unfolds!
A male lion that says something!
Now, I've thought about what line will fit into this video...
- So, would you like me to give it a try? - I want to know!
Let's do it!
VTR, start!
- Mom, why did you marry Dad?
- You used to be so cool. But now you're useless. Without me, you can't do anything.
- Mom! I love you so much!
We did it!
You can watch this video on our homepage, so please send us your unique lines!
We look forward to hearing from you!
To send us your lines for this show, please use this phone call.
Please send us your lines from the 2D code you see on the menu, TV, or NHK Shibuya Deepway.
Also, if you're watching us on one segment, please use the screen as a shield and send us your lines from the radio broadcast.
For those who participate until the end of the show...
Here!
We'll send you a video that you can use as an email!
Today we have Mr. Kenkoba.
This is from when I fought against 30 people at Kabukicho the other day.
Everyone, please participate until the end and get it!
For tonight's Deepway, we'll start with this segment.
AKB48 Tomomi Kasai's "True Women's Heart Show"!
Here it is!
Now, we'll start with a quiz about female guests' real experiences, and move on to "True Women's Heart Show," which is an unexpectedly honest segment!
For today's first appearance on the show, AKB48's Tomomi Kasai has prepared a quiz for us!
Yes! Here it is!
Ta-dah!
"AKB48 Tomomi Kasai gets mad when she's asked..."
Huh?!
You get mad?!
You get mad sometimes, right?
Yes, that's right!
With that voice?!
Huh?!
Yes!
You get mad with such a strong frequency!
Now, let's see what it is that makes Tomomi Kasai-san of "True Women's Heart Show" mad when she's asked!
Let's start posting right away!
Now, Tomomi Kasai-san, for those of you who sent in the correct answer first, you'll receive a present!
Yes! In my favorite mobile music player case, I'll put in my autograph and give you a present!
Convenient!
You've been using it up until now!
Oh, you're right! I've been using it up until now!
Yes!
I've been using it every day!
Now, for those of you who've found the correct answer, please raise your hand!
Oh, it's already coming up!
Yes, Atsushi-san, please go ahead!
"Tokyo-to-tsuchioyaganbo-tsuyoshi-san," male!
"Kaunichi-ga-kireru-no-wa..."
Ah, yes, yes!
Oh, you got it! You got it!
You got it!
You got it! You got it!
Wow!
You got it!
You got it! You got it!
You got it!
"Kaunichi-san" and "name" being mixed up...
As someone who's trying to read it wrong...
You're mad!
You're right! You're right!
No!
You're mad!
No!
No, you're not!
It's a mistake that makes your face turn red!
You're mad!
Yes, yes! Raise your hand first!
You can't say it first!
Now, you're correct, right?
Yes, you're correct!
No, you're not!
You're correct, right?
Now, do you understand?
I'm sorry!
Yes, Kibashi-san!
Yes! In Nagasaki Prefecture, there are 10 men who are good at trading!
Yes!
When Akimoto-san's lyrics don't have a woman's heart...
I don't think so! Really!
I think Akimoto-san is amazing!
Is she really a woman?
I don't know!
Is Akimoto-san's heart a woman's heart?
Maybe so!
I think her woman's heart is amazing!
It's dramatic!
She writes those lyrics, right?
Yes!
But there is no correct answer!
Yes!
Yes, please!
From Wansegu-no-kata in Ibaraki Prefecture, there are 10 men who are good at racing!
Yes!
When Kasai-tomomi-san gets angry, she says "study hard!"
Yes!
It's true!
Yes, but...
It's true, but...
But it's not this answer!
Oh, it's not this time!
You can't study much!
No, it's not like that!
It's not like that, but...
OK, hint!
Hint! Let's go with a hint!
OK, let's go!
OK, hint!
Ta-dah!
It happens a lot during lessons of new songs!
During lessons of new songs!
Yes!
But it's not limited to new songs, it happens a lot during lessons.
Songs, dances...
During lessons!
Yes!
This is...
Sato Hisa!
This time it's OK!
Please!
From Nara Prefecture, there are two men, Daimao and Nisei.
When Kasai-tomomi-san gets angry, she is asked "why did you join AKB?"
That doesn't happen!
If you're asked "why did you join AKB?" you'll get angry!
Like that!
Did you think you could do it?
It's hard, but...
If you say it like that you'll get angry!
It's not like I'll get angry, it's more like I'll have fun!
Nai-chan!
It's been windy for a while now, but new songs are also during lessons, right?
Yes!
OK, Fruits Ponchi, please!
Yes!
During lessons!
From Saga Prefecture, Mint-san!
From your 20s!
Yes!
Kassai-san gets angry when he's called "Daddy Killer".
During lessons.
During lessons, he calls me "Daddy Killer".
During lessons!?
He calls me unrelated things.
His teacher is like "Daddy Killer, come forward!"
He doesn't say that.
He doesn't say that during lessons.
Other than during lessons, he's called "Daddy Killer".
Akimoto-san says it a lot.
He says you're "Daddy Killer".
Are you happy about that?
I'm not happy at all.
You're not happy?
I'm not happy!
But being able to call you "Killer" is a good thing.
But being able to call you "Daddy Killer" is a good thing.
You should call me "Daddy Killer".
Matsuri-san is "Zone Killer".
"Zone Killer"!
Is "Zone Killer" trending?
This shirt.
You're like a swordsman.
So, is there an answer?
Yes, yes, yes!
Yes, please.
From a woman from Osaka Prefecture, Kosaten Mania.
"Kassai Tomomi-chan gets angry when a member touches her during a dance lesson".
That doesn't happen, right?
It doesn't!
Even if you do it, it's like "oh sorry, I'm in the middle of something"
You have to be quick
Yes, you have to be quick
You have to be quick
Then let's go with one more hint
Yes, please
Ta-da!
I'm not good at being surprised
Then it's this
This is also close
This is it!
Wansegu-tottori-ken-ebi-furai-dansei-yon-jyu-dan
"Kasai and Momoe get mad when their favorite manga magazine comes together!"
I don't know what you mean
You're surprised, aren't you?
I'm surprised!
Is it a holiday for Shunk's to come out?!
You're surprised, aren't you?
You've experienced it, haven't you?
It's a manga, isn't it?
No, it's not
It's not a manga
Is there anything else?
Yes!
Yes, Matsui-san!
Iwate-ken-non-karaage-non-rice-no-dansei-no-kata-desu
"Kasai and Momoe get mad when their new song lyrics are all in English!"
No, it's not
It's not
I've done lyrics in English once
It was really difficult
But I didn't cut it out
Can you read it?
I won't read it
Let's go with the third one
The third one is a hint
"what what what"
"to be given out"
"to be given out"?
Murakami-san
Yes
In Mie Prefecture,
we, girls,
since our teens
are able to cut out "surprise party"
when it's held
When you suddenly give out a cake
you can't be happy
If you don't give me a cake
I'll be happy, I'm really happy
I'll cry
Do you like surprises?
I love them
When was your birthday?
November 16th
Actually, today...
Of course I prepared it
Surprise failed
Do you have another one?
Yes, I do
A hat-trick from Wanseg Osaka Prefecture
You can cut out "surprise party"
when it's held
That's one way
But it's not far away
It's not "suddenly"
"suddenly"?
What is it?
Is it similar?
It's "suddenly" too
It's something like "surprise party", right?
Yes, this is a good hint
It's a new song
You don't like being surprised
during a new song lesson
What will you be surprised of?
This one?
Let's see
Membership number 2320
Okayama Prefecture, Fudanit-san, male
You can cut out "surprise party"
when you don't have a solo part
Why don't you have one this time?
I want to cut it out
You want to cut it out
Hold tight
We have another one
Yes, yes we have one
Member number 16563, Iwate prefecture
The drug addict
Their fever and coughs are sure to get angry
What's wrong with you?!
Being fervent and coughing is
A big love is given out
Correct!
- Why? - That's right.
- Yes, that's right. - Why?
- Somehow... - Is there such a situation?
No, really, from a long time ago, like the sound of a truck or a train suddenly making a loud noise...
- I really didn't like that kind of thing. - You got excited.
Somehow, like, I really didn't like it when it made a noise.
So, like, during lessons, like...
Even if you say "Hey, hey, are you listening to me?" or something like that...
Somehow...
It goes beyond fear and comes to my mouth.
"I'm listening, though!" Like that.
- So it's like that for a dance lesson teacher? - Ah, it's not really a teacher...
- Akimoto Saeka-chan is quite a passionate type, so... - Ah, yes, yes.
- Akimoto Saeka-nim... - A little bit of a competitive girl, right?
"Hey, Tomo, are you listening?" Like that, she says, "I'm listening, though!"
- That's... - Wow!
- That's quite a brutal atmosphere, isn't it? - Yes!
- It happens quite often, yes. - But lessons aren't like that, are they?
- Ah, that's right. - Yes.
- That's right. - That's right.
So, with that, we've received a splendid answer.
For Maeyak-san, we have this present!
Yes! I will present my third-place mobile music player!
With that, this has been AKB48 Kansai Tomomi's "New Girlfriend Show"!
I love you, camera.
Today's theme for our "deep do" where we have our viewers post their unique episodes is...
"Please send us episodes of people around me who are in pain
people around you who are asking you not to work too hard
and people around you who want you to say "don't try too hard on your own"!"
We'll be giving away this program-specific oil paper to everyone who posts their episodes today!
If you open it like this, you'll find oil paper and paper towels inside!
How cute!
It's getting hot in here!
In addition, for those of you who are selected for "best post" in this segment, we'll be giving away notebooks with autographs of all of our guests today!
Please send us more and more!
This is bad! Matsui-san is perfect for this theme!
Wait a minute!
Let's start with Matsui-san.
Okay!
Member number 19,439.
He's a man from Hiroshima Prefecture, B. Tomomiji.
"My father sneezes like 'yahoo!'"
"The other day, he had a funeral and had multiple explosions."
"It hurts!"
There are people who sneeze weirdly, right?
There are, right?
It's surprising, right?
A funeral and "yahoo!" is bad, right?
"Yahoo!" is a little...
It's not like Matsui-san is bad or anything.
It's just that you put too much pressure on "yahoo!"
I'm sorry!
I felt that atmosphere a little!
I didn't know where it was coming from!
Do it however you like!
I'll do it!
It's up to you to decide.
Yes! Please!
Okay, Murakami.
Okay!
From Miyagi Prefecture, Ameiba-san, a woman in her teens.
"My father sneezes like 'yahoo!'"
"As his daughter, it hurts."
"It hurts."
"It's sad."
"It's sad, isn't it?"
"She's definitely mad at the company."
"She's mad at the company."
I assume she's angry at aging people.
- Yes, that happens. - Sad.
Yes, happened!
- It does happen. - The final attacker, right?
Will you be alright?
No, I'd like to make her sleep longer!
Do you want to sleep for one minute longer?!
I see.
- Yes, yes... - I don't want to be chased in a dream!
Yes, does that mean you're working hard?
Pardon me.
You're working hard, aren't you?
- Of course. - Pardon me.
Kasai-san.
Yes, Kutsuo-san, from Kochi Prefecture.
Yes.
This is from a woman in her 20s.
She's been calling herself "abk" for as long as she can remember about akb48.
She's called "bita kawaii" by her grandmother.
"Bita kawaii"
You want to say it in alphabetical order, don't you?
Well, I know that very well.
That's what I said when I joined, too.
Oh, that's what you said?
You said "abk"?
No, I didn't say "abk".
I just said "ab" instead of "k" from "ak".
"abk"!
It's like "ab brothers"!
I was in the "k" team.
I remember making mistakes many times in the "b" team.
That hurts.
"bita kawaii"
Next, Mr. Toba.
All right.
This is from "wansegu" to "tokyo" and "gotandazame".
"wansegu"
Even after you said "abk", you kept eating "curry biking" as if you were trying to get rid of it.
You're tough, aren't you?
Why?
It's not like you're saying "it hurts", but you're tough.
Right?
You're reliable, though.
If you eat curry that's too spicy, you'll get a nosebleed.
I get a nosebleed, too.
If you eat spicy food and it's too spicy, you'll get a nosebleed.
Women can eat spicy food without getting a nosebleed.
I hope you notice it before you eat it.
I'm sorry.
He's an 18-year-old man.
I'm sorry.
It's nothing like that.
It's like you're warning two girls who are out and about.
I hope you notice it before you eat it.
It's different, isn't it?
I've never heard of it before.
It's Araki's bitter laugh.
No, no, no.
It's because you were laughing.
No, no, no.
Yes, I did it.
Well, then...
I'm confused.
I'm sorry.
I'm confused, too.
Mr. Gotandazame of Vanseg in Tokyo...
I'm sorry.
I'm confused, too.
You're talking about it.
I'm sorry.
You're talking about it and spreading it.
I'm confused.
I'm sorry.
Mr. Nevoske of Vanseg in Nara Prefecture...
He's a 20-year-old man.
I'm sorry.
A woman in a white mini-one-piece with no nosebleed appeared at the meeting.
Of course, I like it when it's hot...
But I felt too passionate about the meeting and it was a little painful.
I want to eat anything and everything.
I don't want to eat anything and everything.
You just did it, so you should do it again.
White mini-one-piece with no nosebleed appeared at the meeting and it was a little painful.
No, it's not like that.
Mr. Murakami, stop it.
When I look at it, it's not on there.
That's right.
It's on the nosebleed.
It says it's on there.
It's a passionate battle.
Scary, scary. How about you, Mr. Rakushi?
Yes, well...
Let's see...
Shall we go with this one?
Shimane Prefecture, Kou-chan.
Hiroshi-chan, right? Kou-chan.
A friend who boasts about his salary and fame in a marriage alliance.
Wow!
It really feels like you can't read the atmosphere.
Wow!
But I'm sure there are women in marriage alliances, right?
No...
Even if you talk about salary in a marriage alliance like that...
I don't like it. I don't like it.
You don't like people who work hard with unemployed people, do you?
That's too extreme!
Even if you're unemployed, if you have a good heart, what do you think?
That's right.
A person with a good heart...
Um...
I've been taking care of my parents for a long time, but I don't like people who are 45 years old...
I don't like people who are only 45 years old!
A person with a bad heart...
A person who works hard and is only 22 years old...
Which one do you like?
How about you, Araki-san?
A person with a good heart...
Wow!
It's like an NHK commercial...
Yes! Of course!
The question was a little...
It's pretty tough for a 45-year-old!
As a condition...
Yes...
Next, Kasai.
Yes! Um...
Fukuoka Prefecture, Akushu and...
Akushu and...
Um...
Today's fashion theme is...
By the way, yesterday...
It was a girl standing in a flower garden...
A flower garden?
It was a girl standing in a flower garden...
Um...
She was just wearing flowery clothes!
I don't want to hear about fashion themes...
That's true...
I know how you feel when you want to say it...
Do you have one today?
I do!
I have one!
But I only know this part.
Ah, but it was in white! White rabbit.
What's your theme for today, Murakami-kun?
Today is, you know...
The sea and the sky.
Because it's blue.
That's right.
It's annoying, isn't it?
But I don't really want to say things like that.
You don't want to say it?
It's the same with music and stuff, but...
Isn't it cooler if you don't say things like "practice" and stuff like that?
Rather than saying "I worked so hard on this"
It's better to just say it out loud.
That's right.
I see.
It's not really cool of you to say it out loud, but...
It's still in my hands.
I see.
From here...
You're in reach now.
That's right.
Murakami.
Yes!
Aomori Prefecture.
Kuribo-san.
Male, 10 years old.
When I have something I don't like, I immediately write it in my blog.
My friends.
Ah, I don't like it.
They can't speak honestly in front of her anymore.
Wow, what a painful situation.
This is...
It happens, doesn't it?
I feel bad for her, too.
She can't speak honestly anymore.
It happens.
It does.
It's because of this.
But isn't it common now?
People who only say what they really think.
I see.
But this is a concept that ruins friendship.
Ah...
I feel bad for her.
How about we...
Let it all out and end it?
No, you can't!
No, you can't.
You can't do that kind of communication all over again.
That's all for today's topic.
Now, Matsui-san, please choose the best post and best deepdo.
Okay!
Well...
Then...
Should we go with this one?
177 Prefecture of Nevoske, men.
A woman appeared in the northern white mini-pouse.
Do you like exposure and height, of course?
Heat is too hot for me...
I was very bold, but...
Nemo, Congratulations to you!
We present the sound of the whole company.
Please do it!
It was my leopard.
Now, here is the notice of the severe call-up dera that will be held in about five minutes.
In this corner, today's participants will answer questions and doubts posted by viewers one question at a time.
It doesn't matter if it's a love problem, a heartache consultation, or anything else!
Please send it to the program depending on who you want me to answer! We look forward to your many posts!
Now, this corner welcomes the second episode of "Medusaku"!
In accordance with the unique lines posted by viewers, I will reveal them in Afreco.
This time, we have prepared a video of a lion living in Africa's great nature from a vast archive of nhk.
We have received a lot of interesting lines from all over the country.
Let's introduce it right away!
First of all, a deep talk from a woman in her 30s in Shizuoka Prefecture, Bottlekeep-san.
"Mama, wake up! I'm hungry!"
"That's right. Daddy didn't bring any food."
"Today, let's eat out together, okay?"
"Hey, hey! Are you going to eat out with me alone?"
"Are you going to eat out with me alone?"
That was a great performance.
It's not always about how well you hunt.
You look weak in there.
He was blown away by the wind.
The crowd is relying on you.
He couldn't go out to eat out.
It's sad that he's gone now.
I drew a lion on him.
Let's continue.
Next is a man in his 20s from Kyoto.
This is "review dip" from The Rock.
Here you go.
The back of my ear stinks, but it's addictive!
Stop it! I didn't raise you like that!
Son, you really like my blood, don't you?
Your parents must have different opinions of you, right?
Your mom is angry, but your dad is happy with you, right?
Rubbing behind your ear.
It smells like shiitake mushrooms, doesn't it?
Shiitake mushrooms!
I want you to ask me about dashi.
Now, the last one.
The last one is an advanced question.
It's from a man in Gunma Prefecture's Sasurai's rapper.
Here's the reply.
Driver-san! Can you take me to Gotanda?
Here we are. I hope you don't forget anything.
Excuse me, but can we go to Chikaba next?
I'd like to get closer to Shimauma.
That might be possible.
You'd like to be carried, right?
Yes, that might be possible.
Now, everyone! Are you excited?
Yes!
Are you okay?
Yes!
Your antenna is sticking out of your head.
Yes!
Are you okay?
Now, we'd like to host the 3rd edition as well, so please look forward to it.
That's all for Mogi 21 Presents "Review Deep".
Now, here's the news for next week, May 21st's "Deep in News".
In this segment, we'll introduce you to some interesting but deep events that happened in front of you.
Next week's theme is "some sad events that happened recently".
Even if it's trivial, please send us an episode that made you feel "this is sad, isn't it?"
We look forward to hearing from you.
"Shibuya Kakekomi Dera" where we answer viewers' questions.
Tonight, we'll be answering your questions one by one.
We're still looking for answers, so please send us your answers in writing.
- Okay. - I see.
We have a lot of questions, so please answer them for us.
Do you have any, Matsui-san?
She's looking at us.
Then...
Matsui-san...
- Yes? - May I?
- Yes. - Kifuken.
"Kifuken".
"Pig Confirmed".
- He's male. - Yes.
- I have a question for you, Atsushi-san. - Okay.
- You've been dating her for five years now. - Yes.
To commemorate that, we'd like to give you a surprise present.
Please tell us about a present you've been happy to receive from her.
- I'm curious about it. - I'm curious about it.
Well...
I once set up a candle on the roof of my house...
and made the earth look like a birthday cake.
- Wow! - Wow!
She couldn't get ready, so she put candles she bought at the convenience store next to her.
- That's a great idea! - What? - That's a great idea!
- She gave her the earth. - She gave her the earth.
- And what did she say? - I don't know.
- She said, "I'm the ruler, not the earth." - I want you to say it!
- Her reaction wasn't good, but it was cute. - Yeah, it was cute.
- That's the correct reaction. - It was cute. - I see.
- Shall I go next? - Yes. - Kasai is next. - Yes.
- "Respect, women." - Yes.
- I have a question for Kasai and Momi. - Yes.
- "I have a childhood friend who is a guy's best friend." - Yes.
- "Until now, I didn't like him or feel anything for him." - Yes.
- "But recently, I entered the same high school as him," - Yes.
- "and my feelings for him have grown." - Wow! - That's nice.
- "Should I confess?" - That's nice.
- "Should I stay as a best friend?" - That's nice.
- Cut! - Huh?
- I think you should confess. - Yeah.
- I think you should confess. - Really?
- Tomo is... - Tomo?
- Me? - No way.
- Tomo is... - You're that kind of generation.
- When you like someone, you express your feelings. - Do you confess first?
- Yes. I can't keep secrets in my heart. - I see.
- When I think about it, I confess right away. - Yeah.
- I think you should confess. You can't say it as a best friend. - Yeah.
- If you're not best friends, I think it's easier for you to say it. - I see.
- You should say it. - You should say it.
- She's 18 years old but she's so firm. - She's cute.
- She's so nice. - She's very nice.
- I'll say anything about you. - I see.
- She has a very cute voice. - Yeah.
- I see. - I see.
- She's like a baby.
- Let's see. Murakami has one too. - Oh, Murakami has quite a few.
- Member number 17301, Chihan, Kanagawa Prefecture.
- Murakami, is there a good way to stop friends who send you narcissistic photos that you can't stand?
What do you think?
I can't stand it.
There is one.
The floor will fall off.
If you drop it from the floor, you'll stop, won't you?
I don't know about that.
But Murakami won't stop.
I see.
Please bear with me.
Murakami, will you choose?
Mr. Lobster in Mie Prefecture, a man in his 30s, Mr. Matsui, who is always cheerful, do you have any worries?
I do.
I'm worried about something every day, so I'd like to ask you.
I do, I do.
I do?
Like what I said earlier, like what I said too much, like what I said for a long time.
You're dragging it down.
I'm dragging it down.
So I'm thinking, "Next, next!"
"Next, next!"
Stop doing the Showa movement!
No, no, no, no.
No, I'm really thinking, "Next, next," and thinking.
That's right.
You're worried about it so much, but you're only like...
You're only like...
Yes, I am.
How about the opening? Are you dragging it down?
Why is it the opening?
I'm dragging it down because I got carried away.
I see.
It's not about the timing.
The timing is okay, right?
The timing is not okay.
The timing is strong and weak, but it's a punishment.
What?!
Let's do that later in the dressing room.
No...
I don't want to see Matsui get depressed in the dressing room.
She's always energetic.
Go home and be depressed.
Yes, I will.
I will.
Do you want to choose an umbrella?
Yes.
To Araki-san in Tokyo, "My hobby is visiting art museums."
Araki-san, you always challenge yourself with your hairstyle.
Today, it's a little Madame style.
Araki-san, is it your hobby?
It's amazing.
It's a little Madame style.
I thought it would be cute.
But you chose it because you thought so, right?
I didn't think it was like that.
It's a webcomic.
It's a trend now.
Really?
Yes, really.
Really?
Yes, it's a great trend in teen magazines now.
It's a trend now in teen magazines.
Why do you think like that?
I don't know.
It's different.
I said it before, but I got a small letter from Kasaki-san.
What did you write?
"Don't talk to Araki-san."
It's annoying.
Why?
Stop it.
I didn't do it.
Then I'll choose it.
Koba-san from Wansegi, Nagasaki Prefecture.
Yes.
I have a question for Koba-san.
"I'm too bored and worried. Please tell me how to kill my boredom."
Is there a way to kill your boredom?
I asked my friends.
I think you should get married and get divorced.
You're old, aren't you?
You can't say you're bored.
You said you're busy three times, but you said you're tired 15 times.
You can't say you're bored.
That's amazing.
Next.
What do you do to kill your boredom?
To kill my boredom?
Yes.
I say "kill my boredom, kill my boredom," but I kill my boredom.
I'm sorry.
The bus suddenly stopped.
So I'm not killing my boredom.
You should always say "kill my boredom."
Why?!
If you don't catch me before the match starts, I won't forgive you for the rest of my life!
No, I wanted to give it to you, but I didn't know how to say "kill my boredom."
"Kill my boredom," "kill my boredom," "kill my boredom," that's how you say "kill my boredom."
That's amazing!
You're innovative!
Innovative!
You can do it!
Please give it a try!
"Kill my boredom," "kill my boredom," "kill my boredom," that's how you say "kill my boredom."
My boredom is crushed.
Yes.
Then...
Oh, Kasai-san is here.
Let me say this.
In Tokyo, there are black and white horses and men.
Kasai-san.
Yes?
You're not good at group activities, but please tell me what you should at least protect.
Speaking of AKB, it's the storm of group activities, right?
What do you try to do the most?
So you can get along with everyone?
To say what you think clearly is important.
But...
On the contrary?
If you say it like that...
It's overwhelming, isn't it?
What is it like that girl?
It's fine.
You say what you think.
It's not like that.
If you don't say what you think, you can't solve it.
The reason why AKB and I get along so well is because...
we've been talking and becoming like a family.
We don't do group activities anymore.
You don't bite, do you?
That's right.
There may be girls who can't say it, but...
I listen to my partner and say what I think.
That's the most important.
Amazing!
If you're 18 years old, you're younger, right?
Among the members.
About middle age.
But you can say what you want to say even though you're older.
But it doesn't matter if you're older or younger.
From the oldest to the youngest...
we're really good friends and we go out together.
We're all really good friends.
I don't pay much attention to it.
I don't say I'm older.
Wow!
It's a new generation!
Amazing!
Good advice!
Yes.
Let's continue.
Saitama prefecture.
Wansegu, Saitama prefecture.
Nakasa...
Should I read it?
This is for me.
Atsushi, I have a girlfriend.
But she has been cheating on me lately.
What should I do?
Your girlfriend is cheating on you?
This is over.
Your girlfriend is cheating on you?
It's a new generation!
Wow!
This is harsh!
Is it okay for her to cheat on me?
Even if she allows it,
I can't understand it.
I see.
I can't allow it.
First of all, I should break up with her.
You should break up with her.
If I break up with her and
she has feelings for me,
I will break up with her.
I will lose someone important to me.
I can only feel it with my body.
But I like it.
I like it.
You like it?
I like it.
You like it, don't you?
I like it.
You like it?
If you want to break up with her,
it's the last chance.
Now, I will ask you a question.
This is from a man from New York.
It's a question for you, Mr. Koba.
Why don't you get married?
When is the best timing for you to get married?
As a single man of the same generation,
let me know.
Shibuya Deep Air... I'll say it only for you guys, but...
- Really? - Is there one?
Please look forward to the wide show this weekend!
- What?! - What?!
- Is there one?! - Really?!
Shanghai Banpack is getting excited!
- It's too late for that! - What?!
- We've done that a lot! - Shanghai Banpack...
- It's getting exciting... - Too late...
"Why do you want to get married?" "I don't have anyone."
- Wait, wait... - It's the biggest one, right?
- It is. - "I don't have anyone."
- That's right. - Ah, how about this one?
Okay? Member number 23,080.
Gunma Prefecture, Slice-san is a male.
"I want to confess my love to someone I like,"
"but how can I confess my love in a romantic way?"
"Romantic Murakami-san, please tell me!"
- Is it romantic? - It is.
- I'm the Tokyo Romantic representative. - Tokyo Romantic representative...
- I'm Murakami Kenji. - I see.
Romantic confession method, huh?
But you've done a lot of romantic things before, right?
Um, yes.
- There's one time I really did it... - Yeah.
Um... I gave her a medal...
- A medal?! - A medal? - Yes.
- All of a sudden? - Yes.
"You always make me the happiest,"
"so I'll give you an award," and I gave her a medal.
- Wow! - It's a gold medal, right?
- No, no, no, no... - You bought a medal?
- What does "happy" mean? - That medal is...
- You bite it? - Yes.
- Like you're happy? - That's right.
Why do you bite it?
Oh, right! During the Olympics...
- Ishii... Ishii did it, right? - Yes.
- Ishii did it a lot. - He did it a lot.
- A gold medalist might get a medal. - I see, I see...
I see, I see...
So you said something funny like that and you're analyzing it?
That's...
- That's... - Okay!
That's all for this segment!
- Atsushi-san! - Yes!
What did you think of today's "Kakekomi-dera"?
- I think it's pretty good, isn't it? - Yeah, I'm glad we could be of use.
"Kakekomi-dera" is looking for your advice.
It doesn't matter if it's about love, work, money, or hobbies.
We'll think about it seriously, so please leave a message on your phone.
We'll be waiting for you!
"Munekyun Deep Theater"!
Thank you for your patience, Munekyun fans all over the country.
This segment is about the lines that the viewers have said to Isei.
This time, Murakami-san, Kuruutsuponchi-san...
Um, Kengo-san!
I can't read what I'm reading!
I'm sorry, Kengo-san.
I'd like you to perform the post "This is Munekyun" that the three men chose in advance...
...with female cast members and real actors.
You can do it right away, can't you?!
I'm begging you!
Are you trying to take revenge?!
Now, viewers, please vote for the men who chose "This is Munekyun" from their phones.
Voting is allowed for anyone, as many times as you like until the end of the segment.
Please shake your phone and access it.
Now, the men who are said to be "the 30 men in love" in the comedy world...
That's right, there's no doubt about it, right?!
There's no doubt about it!
Are you as confident about "This is Munekyun"?
No, I'm not!
I just have to do "this is Munekyun", right?!
That's easy for you to say!
Of course I'll make you do "this is Munekyun"!
Because that's what men are like, right?!
That's right!
I really think about this all the time every day!
As I said earlier, he's a romantic representative.
Now, this "Munekyun" deep theater showdown will be held in two rounds.
The first round will be "this is Munekyun" said by a woman.
The top batter will be Murakami-san of Luponchi.
I'm begging you!
Now, who will you perform with?!
I think I'll rely on Kasai-san's strength.
Are you ready?!
Yes!
Now, Murakami-san and Kasai-san, please get ready!
Yes!
Now, each of the men will have their own arrangements for their performances.
I hope you'll look forward to their own performances as well!
Now, Atsuhi-san and Kengo-san!
Yes!
Murakami-san is a junior to you.
He's said to be an actor.
He's said that, right?!
Yes!
I think Murakami-san is the one who knows "Munekyun" the best among the juniors.
Oh! He knows it!
I see.
He's laughing.
He's laughing, isn't he?
It seems like you're ready.
Let's begin.
Fruits Ponchi, Murakami Kenji and AKB48 Kasai Tomi will perform "Munekyun" Deep Theater.
The same school is Akita Prefecture.
Talent Shibou-san gave it to us.
On the day of graduation ceremony,
we can't forget the words said by childhood friends.
Ah, goodbye to this school.
Kenji, you're graduating today.
Tomomi! What? You're graduating without me?
Correct!
You bastard! You...
Actually, I'm a little lonely.
What's wrong?
No, it's nothing.
Ah! There's still a second button!
Kenji hasn't been popular for a long time.
Shut up!
Hey, can I have that second button?
I see.
If you chose "kyun" and "kita kata" according to what Murakami-san just chose, please vote.
Now, let's move on to the next preparation.
Tamura Atsuhi-san.
Yes.
Who will you choose as your opponent?
Then...
I'll go for it.
Matsui will...
What?
All of a sudden?
Are you okay?
No, I think this is suitable for Matsui.
Then, Atsuhi-san and Matsui-san, please prepare.
It's true that Matsui is quite strong in this kind of competition.
I see.
Oh, Murakami-san, your acting just now...
Yes.
Your "kyun" just came out.
I thought you wouldn't be able to convey it well.
By the way, what do you think of Murakami-san's acting?
Murakami-san's acting is too much, isn't it?
It's like you put in too much "kyun".
No, no, that's...
If you let her do it easily, it's a woman's line.
It's a woman's line now, isn't it?
You have to make her stand up.
No, but it's a chance for me, too.
There's a second round, too.
If you're ready, let's go.
Tamura Atsuhi and Matsui's "kyun" will be played.
It's a post by a 30-year-old male high school nerd from Nara Prefecture.
When he failed at work, his junior female employee told him.
Huh?!
A cup?!
It's a mop, isn't it?!
Huh?!
There are 300 mops, aren't there?!
Huh?! There were 300 cups?!
Are you serious?!
I can't take it back!
Huh?! Mops?!
I'll take it back.
I'm really sorry!
Excuse me?! Hello?! Hello?!
Ah! I can't take it back!
She sent me a mop!
Tamura-senpai!
Ah! I messed up!
What's wrong?!
Matsui...
I messed up. I can't do it anymore!
You don't look like your usual self anymore!
Don't you say you'll do something about it if you don't laugh?!
This isn't the time for that!
This is bad, I'm going to get fired!
Can you cheer up?
Please vote for the line that Atsuhi just chose.
It's a little sloppy today.
It was cute, wasn't it?
It was cute.
Matsui didn't make that much of a mistake, either.
It was too easy for me to put my elbow in.
That's where the cuteness fades away.
I'm sorry.
It was too easy for me to put my elbow in.
Then, Kenko-san, please prepare for the last one.
Who did you vote for?
The only one who can express the quietness and deepness of unique women is Araki-san.
Let's go, Araki-san.
I'm sorry.
Araki-san, please prepare for the last one.
It was too easy for me to put my elbow in.
Atsuhi-san, it's a little sloppy today.
Did you do your best?
I did my best.
You looked like you were holding up at the end.
It was too easy for me to put my elbow in.
That's an excuse.
It's not an excuse at all.
Are you okay with that?
It was my first time putting my elbow in Matsui.
It's his first time.
It was easy for you to put your elbow in.
That's right. That's how it should be.
It looks like you're ready.
Kendo Kobayashi and Araki announcer Munekyun Deep Theater will be performing.
A post by a man in his 30s in Oita Prefecture, Takabungo-san.
It's about when he was drinking with his female friends who liked to drink and were in the gym.
Tomoharu-kun, let's drink today!
Excuse me! One more of the same!
Stop it already.
It's fine. It's fine. Everyone doesn't see me as a woman anyway.
Everyone doesn't.
If you drink like that, it's bad for you. Huh?
I can't be a woman if I don't say it.
Those of you who chose "cute" now, please vote more and more.
I feel like Araki-san worked really hard.
It was good, wasn't it?
Kendo Kobayashi-san, what was that acting?
I was fascinated by Araki-san's thick arms.
What are you saying?
That's not acting.
Kobayashi-san...
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
That's also a talent.
Oh, there's a graph.
Murakami-san, you're strong.
18%.
Keiko-san, you got 18%.
That's like...
It's like a fire alarm.
It's a fire alarm.
That's...
I don't approve of it.
You don't approve of it?
I don't approve of it.
You don't approve of it?
Did you accept it?
No, I don't approve of it.
It's 19%.
Araki-san, I'm glad you did it.
Thank you.
Now, let's move on to the second round.
The second round is "words spoken by men".
First up is Murakami-san.
Please give us your role.
If you say you're going to use a fire alarm, I'll just...
...hit Araki-san in the face.
Hit him in the face?
That's a challenge.
Hit Araki-san in the face!
Everyone, please don't fight.
Murakami-san and Araki-san, please get ready.
I'll go for Araki-san.
If this is a joke, it's a real one.
That's right.
It'll be like that.
Araki-san is a woman who can hit 19%.
Will there be a lot of gaps in this scene?
That's right.
If you look at it from this set, there's a lot of gaps.
I'm looking forward to it.
Everyone's dressed up and getting ready.
Now, let's go.
Murakami Kenji and Araki announcer will be acting in "Munekin Deep Theater".
The casting was given by Sakura Saki-san, a woman in her 20s in Mie Prefecture.
When I was depressed, a classmate who was usually cold became sincere and encouraged me.
At this rate, I can't get good marks for the next test.
What's up, Lucky? Are you depressed?
It's because you don't study normally.
Murakami.
But I know you're taking classes seriously and working hard in the shadows.
So you don't have to worry about it.
Thank you.
I'm used to it.
Don't cry!
You're so beautiful.
I can't change.
Look.
It's a declaration of tears.
Please vote for the line Murakami just said.
Shomi said "I don't like it."
What's wrong? Was it bad?
But her expression...
She said she didn't like her expression.
I didn't like Murakami's expression either.
But Araki's vague expression was good.
Araki, you're good at acting.
It's a little embarrassing.
You can be confident.
Atohi, please get ready.
Who will you go with?
Kasai.
Kasai has been chosen.
Atohi and Kasai, please get ready.
Once again...
Murakami...
Well... Araki...
I don't know if I can say it.
She's a white person.
She couldn't say it.
It was a little too much.
She said "I don't like it."
Wasn't it bad?
It was bad.
But she's strong.
Araki, I'm sorry.
Araki is powerful.
Araki, you're good at it.
She's strong.
I'm sorry.
Before, Mr. Kenkoma was 3rd place.
Next time, there will be a secret plan.
Now, we're ready.
Tamura, Atohi and Kasai.
Tomomi's "Munekyun Deep Theater," opening.
A post from a red bat woman in Yamagata Prefecture.
"I was a club manager."
"When I was late in the morning,"
"the captain told me."
Hey!
There's no time until the national competition!
Work hard!
What are you doing?
You're playing volleyball, aren't you?
Go back to playing basketball!
Idiot!
You're bad at moving!
Work hard!
I'm sorry, captain.
I'm late.
What are you doing?
Hey! Stop!
Practice.
What are you doing?
You're a manager.
Do you think you can be late in the morning practice?
I'm sorry.
Hey!
Yes.
What are you doing?
You're supposed to be the first one to grab a drink, right?
Yes.
If you don't come, who will score?
Yes.
Do you understand?
Yes.
Besides...
Without you, I don't feel like playing.
Now we will ask Atsushi to vote between gold and silver.
Gold doesn't ring a bell for women.
Atsushi, this doesn't ring a bell for gold, but what does it mean?
Well, it's nice to have firecrackers.
Oh, it's gone!
Atsushi is saying it again.
Atsushi's talent fraud is clear.
Now, Kenkoma-san, let's have you decide.
Of course, Matsui can do it!
Also, Araki-san can do it!
Kenkoma-san and Matsui-san, and Araki and Anano-san, please get ready.
Atsushi-san, it's three of you now.
Is this okay?
I chose two people I was worried about.
A big mouth came out, Kendo Kobayashi-san.
Right now, Atsushi-san is in the lead.
I'm looking forward to seeing how Atsushi-san does it.
Kendo Kobayashi, Matsui Erina, and Araki Anano-san's "Munekyun Deep Theater" will be performed.
It's a poem from Stephanie-san, a woman in her 20s in Hiroshima Prefecture.
It's about when she was drinking with her coworkers at an izakaya.
Everyone, let's drink today!
Excuse me! The same one!
We're out of it, so please give me the same one!
Matsui-chan, drink, drink, drink!
Should I go with you?
You can't drink my sake?
No, I can! I can!
Okay, then I'm going to the bathroom.
Bathroom?
I haven't been home for about ten minutes, so maybe over there?
Give me that!
You're really not strong, are you?
No, I'll drink the rest.
Please vote for Kento Kobayashi.
How was it, Kento Kobayashi?
Araki-san is better at this "poop acting" than I thought.
Hey, what are you doing?
I did it in a different way.
I did it like this.
Araki-san, what do you think of it?
I didn't think it would be like this.
It wasn't like that.
I'm embarrassed.
No, no, it was good. Matsuri was good, too.
No, I was a little nervous.
Matsuri-san had a good expression at the end.
She had a good expression.
It was cool for me to drink it.
Now, it's time. That's it for today's voting.
Now, let's take a look at the results of the votes.
The winners are Murakami-san, Atsuhi-san, and Kento-san.
Let's see who voted for whom.
What do you think, Hatsusi-san?
Well...
Of course I did.
Of course you did.
Hatsusi-san, you were like a tag team member, but you only did high-touch with Kasai-san.
That's right!
That was "breast-kissing deep theater"!
The show will end soon.
For those of you who watched until the end of the show,
you can download this video that you can use for e-mail,
so please use it!
For all of you who voted today,
we will give you this "deep oil paper" as a gift!
Please check how to receive other gifts on our website!
For "deep A" next week, we will have these three guests!
For the first time, Mr. Suzuki Udo of "deep A",
Mr. Misako Udo of "triple A",
and Mr. Kanderanko!
Please look forward to it!
Thank you very much for voting again tonight!
Thank you!
How was it for you, guests?
It was fun!
Will you come again?
Yes! Please invite me again!
Let's do it again sometime!
Yes!
Let's do it like that!
Yes!
See you!
See you next week!