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Shibuya D. A. has started! With your deep posts, we're doing a 60-minute live broadcast!
Thank you for having us!
Today, just a little while ago...
Shouji and... Shinagawa Shouji and Shouji and...
Mikiti had a wedding party.
Yes, we did.
Atsushi was part of it.
That's right.
I wasn't able to go because of work, but...
I'm hosting it.
Hosting it! How was it?
Well...
Um...
Yes.
It wasn't a big host, but...
It was my first time hosting a wedding.
Yes, yes, yes.
But...
It was a moving...
Yes, it was.
Um...
It was a good host.
At the end, Shouji cried like a little kid.
Um...
This...
Shouji Bakaharu...
Yes, Bakaharu...
Yes.
"Can I protect my wife from now on?!" He cried like that.
Wanwan cried!
Wanwan!
"Ahhhhhh!" She said.
"Ahhhhhh!"
Well...
It's only the first time, so...
Yes.
By the way, Atsushi...
I also had a chance to say hello.
Yes.
While I was hosting...
While you were hosting...
Yes.
As a representative of your friends...
Yes.
Um...
I've been crying for a long time, so...
Yes.
I couldn't help but wait for the weather and cry.
Atsushi...
You've grown up like that.
That's right.
If you do a live show, you'll cry at the opening!
Do you know why?
Various reasons come first...
Information comes in first...
He's been crying lately.
That's right.
He's getting older!
That's right!
He's getting older...
Let me introduce tonight's guests!
Tonight's guests are...
Hitomi Yoshizawa and AKB48's Minami Takahashi!
You've been on this show many times, but this is your first time, Takahashi-san!
That's right! It's my first time!
Are you excited that you're 20 years old?
No, I'm not excited! But I'm not 20 years old! I'm 18 years old!
Oh, you're 18 years old!
Oh, I see! If you're 18 years old, you'll come in order!
Oh, I see! That's right! That's the system!
That's the system!
You've been coming to many shows!
Oh, really?
Oh, that's right! Kohaku!
Yes!
Congratulations!
Thank you! Thank you!
How do you feel about Kohaku?
This is my second visit, but I'm really grateful to NHK-san!
Wow!
You did it!
How about you, Cassie?
Yes! I was with you!
That's right! You were with Mickey!
Yes! I was happy to be with you!
I've been with you for a long time, so I'm embarrassed!
Is that so?
I was embarrassed!
It's different than usual!
Hamura-san! Kobayashi-san!
He's talking!
Hamura-san! Kobayashi-san!
Are you okay with the timing?
You looked like you were about to catch a cold!
I wanted to ask you!
Hamura-san! Kobayashi-san!
Yes!
You can't get too excited about Yoshi!
That's right!
Why is that?
Actually, we had a happy party today!
Yes!
Yujiro-san!
Yes!
You asked me to do that!
That?
Yes!
Did you get it?
It's perfect!
Let's take a look!
Yes! Let's take a picture of it!
Here you go!
Ah!
Yes! This is a welcome... How do you say it?
At the entrance...
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Two people's...
Um...
It says "Mickey"...
And!
Shoji-san's name is written on it...
"Mickey goods"?
"Kitty-chan goods"?
If you say "Mickey", it's "Kitty-chan", right?
Yes! And!
O.G. members and...
That's right!
Gen Morning Musume and Happy Summer Wedding.
That was amazing!
We sang it together.
O.G. and Gen sang it together!
Happy Summer Wedding!
By the way...
Did Yoshimoto and Saito have any good songs?
We did!
Any good songs?
We did!
What did you have?
O.G.'s...
Maybe O.G.'s "Kekko Aru Aru"?
That was super funny!
"Kekko Aru Aru"!
"Kekko Aru Aru"
"Kekko Aru Aru" is pretty common.
That's right.
He came to my office for work in the afternoon.
I don't know why, but he started singing it.
"Kekko Aru Aru"?
He rehearsed it for my show!
You were excited about it, weren't you?
I was excited about it.
I don't know what you're talking about, but...
We got a scoop photo today!
In 30 minutes, we will announce our second popular segment, "Phone Photo Contest"!
Tonight's theme is "scoop", which means "decisive moment".
Happy moments, sad moments, anything is fine!
We will be waiting for your photos and phones with full of impact!
Please post more and more photos!
Excuse me, Moggy-san!
Wait a minute!
You can't!
This is my place!
Thank you! Thank you for coming all the way!
There is only one month left until Christmas.
Tonight's "Kenko's Presents" is...
"Deep Love Victory Manual"!
We will think of a way to win Christmas love with our viewers.
Ms. Koba-san!
Please tell us about the theme you are currently posting!
Here it is!
"How do you invite someone to Christmas without them thinking?"
I want to know about this!
And here is another one!
"Even if you are late for a Christmas date..."
"what is a perfect excuse for not being late?"
It's best not to be late, but...
It's better not to be late, but...
These two!
"By the way, Tsukahara-san, you are late for a date."
"What should I say?"
"Let's stay together for a long time."
"It hurts. It hurts, doesn't it?"
"It's just a delusion, isn't it?"
"Your face is red, isn't it?"
"Tsukahara-san, you are late for a date."
"The start of "Deep In Your Vision Manual" will start in about ten minutes!"
"Please vote for ideas about the theme you just saw or experiences that went well with this!"
"Please send it by mobile phone! We are waiting for you!"
"Now, let's start with this corner of "Deep In Your Vision Manual" tonight!"
Tonight, AKB48's first guest, Minami Takahashi will give us a quiz about her shocking truth.
So, Minami Takahashi, please give us the question.
Ta-dah!
I...
It's the other way around.
Oh, it's this way, right?
Yes, it is.
Thank you very much.
"What is it that Takahashi Minami can't do no matter what for the past 18 years?"
Let's get started.
It seems like there is something that Takahashi can't do no matter what Takahashi is born with.
What is it? Let's start posting!
Even if you challenge it, you can't do it.
I don't even have the energy to challenge it.
You can't do it if you don't even have the energy.
Now, for the person who sent in the quickest answer to Takahashi's quiz,
Takahashi-san will give you a wonderful present.
What is it?
It's a shish!
It's a shish, right?
No, it's not. It's an autograph.
So, you actually had Takahashi-san's hair like this?
Yes, I did. And I still have it on.
On your wrist?
Yes.
Everyone, please send in the answer quickly!
And for everyone who posted today, we will give you this program-specific neck strap.
Yes, you can post it on your cell phone, watch it on a two-dimensional code, or go to menus, tv, nhk, or shibuya deep.
Yes.
Now, it's already arrived, right?
Yes.
So, Yoshizawa, would you like to read it?
Yes! I'll read it.
Okay.
It's from a male, pen name "pentaho".
What Takahashi Minami can't do for 18 years is...
At the ATM...
Hmm? What is it?
It's a deposit.
It's withdrawing money.
It's a deposit.
Rather than incorrect, it's a deposit you can't read.
No, it's just that I thought "hmm?"
You thought "hmm?" right?
Deposit...
Is it savings or deposits?
Yes, I can't withdraw savings.
It's a complete deposit.
Deposit.
Unfortunately, it's not.
Yes.
No matter how much it is.
Deposit is for my parents. I see.
I see.
I don't do it much.
You are still young.
Well.
Mr. Koba.
Yes, I understand.
Well, here it is.
Protein from Miyagi Prefecture.
Women under 20 years old.
What Takahashi Minami can't do for 18 years is sucking noodles in front of her friends.
What?
No one can do it.
What do you mean?
She can't suck noodles.
What?
Noodles? I can do it.
Can you do it?
Yes, I can.
It seems like women have a lot of nerve.
Really?
To suck noodles.
Also, isn't there a lot of women who can't do it due to lung capacity issues?
Isn't there a lot of men who can do it while saying "geho geho"?
It's common.
It's common for them to go for a stand-up meal.
The hint is...
Yes.
I think you all know about it.
What about me?
Oh, you know about it.
I think you know about it.
Do you know about it?
Yes!
I don't know about it.
No, I know about it.
Koba knows about it.
She knows about it.
Skara knows about it, too.
I think she knows about it.
I see.
Then, you know about it, right?
What is it?
Have you thought of it?
I've thought of it.
Do you want to hear it?
If you say it, you'll get fired.
What?
Then, you say it.
Okay.
In Fukushima Prefecture, Koyani Amai is a woman.
What Takahashi Minami can't do for 18 years is...
Shortcut hair.
I can't try shortcut hair,
but if I think about it, I can do it.
That's right.
It's not Yabusaka.
Yes.
I can do it.
But you haven't changed it for a long time.
I haven't changed it for 18 years.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Then, you don't have experience with shortcuts like Yossi.
That's right.
I want to try it, but I don't know if it suits me or not.
It suits you.
But you won't know if you don't try it.
I'm afraid of making mistakes.
Then, next...
Takahashi, you have a strange way of talking.
Yes.
No. 2534 Okinawa Prefecture...
Shortcut...
...dot com says, "Men, what Takahashi Miyami can't do for 18 years is working out!"
Working out is...
Working out, I do it every day.
I do it 30 minutes a day, 150 times.
That's a lot of work!
Doesn't your belly crack?
That's right! My belly is cracking nicely!
- Really?! - Yes!
It's a shame you can't show us.
It's hard! It's hard!
Excuse me, excuse me.
- It's hard! - It's hard!
- But you dance and stuff... - That's right!
- You do what you want to do. - That's right!
- You do what you want to do. - You're amazing!
- You're amazing! - You're amazing!
- It's not working out. - It's not.
- What does that mean? - Can you give us a hint?
Well...
I think you should be able to do it by the age of 40.
- By the age of 40? - Yes.
- I already know, don't I, auntie? - Yes.
- Even though you're not 40. - I know, I know.
- Auntie? - Yes.
- I'll tell you, auntie. - I understand.
Okinawa Prefecture...
"Hobby is fuel consumption."
- Female 20 years old. - Well, you know...
- She's just doing it normally. - "What Takahashi Miyami can't do for 18 years is..."
"Reading a clock that shows 24 hours."
- If you can't do that, it's hard, isn't it? - There are quite a few people who can't do it.
- Really? - Yes.
- "18 o'clock" means "6 o'clock" right away, right? - Yes.
- "18 o'clock" means "8 o'clock" right away, right? - I've made a mistake.
- Wow, Yoshi, you've made a mistake! - I've made a mistake, I'm late and I'm super angry!
- How old do you think Atsushi-san can do it? - Atsushi-san looks like he can do it fast.
- Fast? - Yes.
- Atsushi is fast. - Yes.
- Like elementary school and Kindergarten... - I'm pretty good at it in Kindergarten.
- I'm pretty good at it in Kindergarten. - You can't pass Kindergarten no matter how good you are, right Atsushi?
- Eh, you don't know the answer, do you? - No.
- As I imagined... - You can make it.
- For now, it's "two character kanji". - "Two character kanji"?
- Eh, everyone, please send us a "two character kanji". - It's coming, it's coming!
- It's coming? - Eh, can you make that one if it's male and female unrelated?
- Yes, it's male and female unrelated. - Then, Isuzawa...
Is this it?
Tokyo, nickname "meanstar", male.
What Minami Takahashi can't do for 18 years is "cook"!
It's a two-letter word.
I think you can do it.
I can do it.
Father's faction?
56!
What a faction!
It was a scary faction.
It was a scary faction, wasn't it?
It was dangerous.
"Cook" is "sasei" and "yoko" is "sasei".
Yes, Nagano Prefecture, Kodama, male nickname.
What Minami Takahashi can't do for 18 years is "boarding"!
"Boarding" is "shimaguchi" and "shimaguchi" is "shimaguchi".
I've only done it a few times in my life, but I'm pretty nervous about boarding.
Why did I board in kindergarten?
Because it's "shimaguchi" prefecture.
Oh, "shimaguchi" prefecture.
Nothing?
Do you want to go, Tsukahara-san?
Hmm...
Well...
Nickname "19261", Tokyo, nickname "cranky"
What Minami Takahashi can't do for 18 years is "cigarette"?
"Sing"?
"Sing" is definitely not a nickname you can do.
"Sing"?
I didn't do "sing" when I was little.
"Sing" is "shimaguchi".
"Shimaguchi" isn't famous for "sing".
Oh, is that so? I'm sorry.
It's "sing".
It's "sing" in two letters.
Two letters in two letters?
Yes.
It's pretty easy.
I did it today.
Oh, really?
I don't know if I'm angry about it today.
You don't know if you're angry about it today?
Yes.
Huh?
What about you, Yossi?
Me? I don't know.
Do you think you can do it?
Two letters in two letters.
Huh?
Can you do it?
Can you do it, Yossi?
I'm sure you can do it.
Fukuoka Prefecture, nickname "black man".
Men, what Minami Takahashi can't do for 18 years is "love".
Correct!
Oh, I see.
You can't fall in love? Yes.
Why did you think Yushizawa was doing it?
Well, I'm pretty, so when I'm in love, I'm curious about it.
Well, there's love, isn't there?
Falling in love and being loved.
But it's still love.
Love...
Isn't it? Isn't it for 18 years?
It's not. Why?
Well, I'm not interested in it.
In love?
But you sing love songs, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Are you singing in the sky?
It's all delusion.
Delusion?
Delusion or imagination?
You're singing love songs while you don't know how you feel.
Yes, I'm getting into it and assuming that I'm in love.
You seem like you're going to be confessed.
No, I'm not.
You've never been confessed?
No, I haven't.
Really?
Can I do it before I'm 40?
Yes, you can do it before you're 40.
I think you should do it before you're 40.
If you can.
Really?
Is it that important?
No, first love at 40 is pretty difficult.
Once you're 40, there's no guarantee that love will work out.
No, I'd be happy if I could get married at 45.
If you could get married.
Yes.
What else do you like?
Things I like?
I like staying at home.
I want to get into manga and that kind of world.
No, no.
If you're in love...
If you're in love with someone, it's a big deal.
Tsukana-san, have you seen it?
No, no.
What are you talking about?
Tsukana-san, I've heard of it.
You've heard of it, right?
You should do it, Tsukana-san, if you're in love.
I think you should definitely do a lot of it.
Right?
Not doing it at 18 is a little...
A little...
I'm worried.
But the fans might be happy.
Now, we will present...
Why did you say that?
I don't know. I'm sorry.
We will present the black man with Takahashi-san's autographed boobies.
Congratulations!
That was "Girl's Heart Show".
Now, KENCOVER PRESENTS.
Yes.
We're going to make a mandatory love manual for Christmas.
Well, that's right.
After all, the viewers of "Deep A" don't know that everyone's out and about without a partner for love.
That's not true!
For those of you who watch us every week at this hour on Friday,
there's no way you can have love in your eyes!
No, no, no.
There are people who watch us as couples.
No, there aren't.
Yes.
Well, whether there are or not, let's ask them in person.
Here's an emergency request!
Yes.
Viewers, for this year's Christmas,
are you going to spend it with someone you like?
Yes or no? Please answer honestly.
You have 60 seconds.
Well then, start voting!
Ah, but this is...
- There are real numbers. - There are real numbers.
No.
No!
- No?! - No?!
- Are you serious?! - No!
No!
There's no one like that right now, right?
No, but this year I'm thinking of making hotpot with Nego Six.
Do you like Nego Six?
I like them.
You like them?
- Well, I like them. - LOOK AT THEM!
THEY'RE NOT HOT AT ALL!
- Wow! - Wow!
Wow!
But even here it's like that, right?
- E.A. is... - E.A. is...
I knew it.
I knew you guys were like that.
- 80, huh? - Yes.
- A surprising number. - A surprising number.
Right now,
they might be the least popular viewers.
In every show.
- Well... - Well...
- Even though you were doing hololive, you didn't have to do it. - Even though you were doing hololive, you didn't have to do it.
- 3... - 3...
- 2... - 2...
- 1... - 1...
- Motoperry... - Time's up!
Now, this is what the viewers of "Deep A" think about Christmas!
- See? - Wow!
80% of them aren't popular.
But at this rate, it's no good, right?
No...
This "Deep A"... What are you trying to say?!
Come on!
Shouldn't we make it into a show that makes you feel like you're with your lover?!
That's right! That's right! In order to make this "Deep A" like that...
We'll stand up!
This is the first theme of "Christmas's Secret of Love"!
This is it! We've announced it in the opening!
"How to invite someone you don't think will say "yes" on Christmas"
"Success, mistakes, ideas, delusions"
Send in as many as you like!
Yes! We're collecting ideas from the opening!
We've received a lot of them!
Yes!
Then, Yoshizawa, is there anything you'd like to say?
Yes! Um...
Shizuoka Prefecture's "Sheep Are Sheep"
We've received it from a man!
"Christmas! I'm going on a business trip to Tokyo"
"By the way, do you want to go see the illumination?"
Oh!
Kyon! Kyon! Kyon! Kyon!
Isn't it good?
Well, since it's a business trip...
It smells like accommodation, doesn't it?
Well, a business trip smells like accommodation, doesn't it?
Yes.
Well, we'd like to do something about it, though.
I'm attracted to the illumination.
Illumination?!
Yes!
I'm sorry for the perfect timing just now.
What's wrong with you, Mogi-san?
I'm really sorry.
You always have good timing.
It's not like that, but...
Um, I've prepared a whiteboard, so I'll write down what you've asked me to post.
I see!
Would you like me to help you?
Yes! We have to make a manual, don't we?
That's right!
Yes! Thank you in advance!
Thank you in advance!
Then, to have Mogi-san write it down...
Then, the next post...
Takahashi!
Ah, is it okay?
Um...
Takahashi, who has never been in love...
What will you choose?
Takahashi, who has never been in love...
Ah!
- Who has never had a horse. - Ah, I have one!
Eh?! What is it?
This!
Shizuoka Prefecture, Nise...
- Dat-dats-gok-ki... - Dak-goki? - Dak-goki!
Um, a man gave me this!
I thought about it, but I think spending Christmas with you is the best way to enjoy it, don't you think?
So for my sake, would you like me to make Christmas for you?
Wow!
- Woooo! - Wow!
It's perfect!
I can't say something like that!
Don't say it!
Carla-san is nodding.
Be quiet!
I can't say something like that!
I can't say "give me some time" like that.
"Give me Christmas"...
Yoshizawa, you don't like it, do you?
I don't like it! Give me Christmas and don't take it!
It's because you're satisfied.
Koba-san, do you have anything you like?
If it was a girl, she'd be caught by a stupid girl.
In Saitama Prefecture, there are 10 female dogs.
On Christmas day, we were supposed to buy 100 dogs, but we didn't come to see it.
I don't know!
There are a lot of 100 dogs!
If a stupid girl comes like this, it's like "I'm going, I'm going!"
There are a lot of 100 dogs.
Next is Yoshizawa.
Hmm...
It's easy to say "yeah".
Yeah!
I got it. It's a little funny.
In Chiba Prefecture, there are people who work at a power station and shopkeepers.
Hurry up! There's a reindeer waiting for you over there!
Wow!
This is a reindeer!
It's cute.
It's flying in the wind.
It's cute.
Isn't it nice?
Yeah.
But if you're serious about it, it'll be a lot of trouble.
Seriously, where is it?
No, no, I didn't mean to say that.
Yeah.
But there's a risk of that.
Shall we move on to Takahashi?
Yes.
Before moving to Kanagawa Prefecture, I got this from Sveshulul-san.
He's a man.
"How much is it?"
"If you give me how much, will you go on a date with me?"
While saying that, he takes out a bill from his wallet and puts it in the children's bank.
With a smile, he says "OK, there's no mistake!"
Oh...
I see.
"Kyun!"
This is good, isn't it?
No, no.
This isn't a children's bank.
Shouldn't you give out real money?
Hey!
What?!
You don't like it even if I give you that, do you?
Because you don't like it.
That's right.
I think cafe is fine for me.
If you say yes, we'll give you an answer.
Okay, Tsukahara-san.
Yes, member number 17104, Gifu Prefecture, NASA-1-san, male.
You bought too much fried chicken, won't you come and eat it?
Not at all!
What?!
What is this?!
Not at all!
If you say Christmas, it's chicken.
You like fried chicken, don't you?
What? Is it not okay?
You seem to like it.
No...
Okay, that's enough!
What?!
I don't like it!
Is it out?
Okay, this time it's a one-time win manual.
First of all, we'll choose three people here and at the end we'll choose one from the viewers.
Ah, I see.
We've chosen five or six from here, but we'd like to choose three first.
Okay, let's choose three.
Yes.
Takahashi, which one would you like?
Yes, I said it myself earlier...
Um...
In Chiba Prefecture's...
Hm? It's not?
Hm? What is this?
Shizuoka Prefecture.
In Shizuoka Prefecture's Nise da Cookie-san's...
Um...
I thought about it, but if I spend it with you, I think Christmas will be the most fun.
So for me...
Won't you give me your Christmas?!
Ah, this is good.
Yes.
Okay, Yoshizawa.
Eh, what should I do...
Um...
Then, Shizuoka Prefecture's Sheep...
Sheep... Sheep... Sheep... Sheep-san's...
"I'm going to Tokyo for Christmas, but I don't want to go to the illumination."
Is this good?
I want to see the illumination.
The illumination is really beautiful.
Then, Koba-san, would you like to choose one more?
Yes.
But seriously, the best thing about Chiba Prefecture is...
Um...
When you move with a battery...
Um...
You can hurry and wait for a reindeer over there.
Ah...
Isn't this good?
This is...
It's good for skiing, right?
Yes, yes.
Now, we have three choices.
Then, viewers, which of the three do you think will be the most successful?
Voting starts now!
The one with the most votes will receive a deep n out with all of our autographs.
And as for the voting results we're interested in, Koba-san has prepared a stage for it!
- Over there! - Over there!
Yes, I prepared that stage.
Yes, we're going to have Takahashi Katsuji, who won first place in voting, show us how to invite people for Christmas!
- Look at the atmosphere, everyone. - Over there, over there!
- Over there! - That's right!
- I've never been told this before. - I see, you have to say it with all your heart.
- Everyone, please vote hard! - Everyone, please vote hard!
Test case, model case.
Which of the three will it be?
- Which one will it be? - Which one will it be?
- C is cute. - It's over!
- 3, 2, 1! - It's decided!
Voting is over!
I think it's decided who won first place.
They're having a meeting now.
- Are you ready? - Yes!
Then, let's go!
"Deep Love Victory Manual"!
How does someone invite you for Christmas?
Well, it was fun.
Yeah, it was fun.
Yeah.
Well...
What's wrong?
Well, it's kind of hard to say, but...
I thought about it, and if I could spend it with you...
I think Christmas is the most fun.
Can you give me your Christmas?
Yes!
Thank you very much!
Out of three of you, this one got the most votes, right?
I really want people to say things like that!
I wonder if there were a lot of female votes.
I see. It's a little embarrassing, but it's better for men to say things like that, right?
It's good, it's good.
Won't you give me your Christmas?
No, words are good.
That's right, words are good.
Words are important.
Shall we move on to the next topic?
The next topic is "Godzilla"!
Yes, Godzilla was also announced in the opening.
"Even if you're late for a Christmas date, what's a perfect excuse to get through it?"
I wonder if people will make fun of you for this.
"Ah, no, no, this cardigan is different," right?
"The cardigan is ugly, it's a two-pattern look," right?
"Maybe you can see under your socks because you're fat," right?
"Under your socks is also a two-pattern look," right?
"You're always late for a lot of things," right?
I see.
"Because you're more fashionable than usual," right?
That's right.
"So you should think about how you can get through it."
I see.
I think it's good to say it like that.
"Even if it's a personal experience or delusion, it doesn't matter."
Viewers, please send in your ideas.
Okay, we're getting more and more.
Let's start with Yoshizawa.
Member number 2432.
He lives in Shiga Prefecture.
Kendo Kobayashi-san, male.
Kendo Kobayashi-san?
Kobayachi-san.
Oh, Kobayachi-san.
I just got mad.
Okay, here we go.
"Sorry, my house clock was stopped."
"Maybe I'm jealous of myself for dating you."
That's good.
I see.
That's good.
Let's choose more and more.
Takahashi.
That's right.
He lives in Ibaraki Prefecture.
Mini D-san sent in his idea.
He's male.
"Change the date."
"Not here."
That's good, isn't it?
Next, Koba-san.
If it's this, can I say it?
Is there anything you can say?
Chiba Prefecture, South Korea's salmon.
Dancer-san, isn't it?
I thought a good woman would be late.
I thought I could afford it, but I was late.
It's pretty manly.
If it wasn't for Masao Kusakari, I wouldn't be able to say it.
Masao Kusakari.
It suits you.
Tsukahara-san.
Member number 13,990. Self-education in Fukuoka Prefecture. 30-year-old man.
I'm sorry I couldn't hold you because you were involved in a lot of Santa Claus earlier.
It's okay.
Huh?
I'll try not to choose today.
Tsukahara-san, the one you chose earlier...
It doesn't reach my heart at all.
It doesn't help you at all. I'm sorry.
It makes you want it.
If you think like that, it's difficult to drop Tsukahara-san, right?
For an ordinary man.
It's not like that.
I'm sorry.
Now, Yoshizawa.
I still have it.
What should I do?
Then this is it.
Member number 11,166. Ikko-san of Chiba Prefecture.
For a man.
If you're too nervous and don't know what to say, you'll be late.
It's simple, though.
I think I have it.
You actually have it, don't you?
I do.
You do, don't you?
Especially for a Christmas date.
Do you get nervous?
Huh?
Do you get nervous?
Oh, you don't know about that, either.
I've never had a Christmas date before.
What?
Is that so?
I haven't.
Until now.
When I left high school and entered this world, I usually had an all-night live.
There's always an event, right?
Yes.
But after that...
It's in the morning!
You do it all night, right?
Yes.
It's usually around 5 o'clock.
It's hard to have a date after that.
It's hard, isn't it?
Yes.
Takahashi.
Another one.
Okay, here I go.
Member number Gamma, who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
It's about a woman.
I saw you in my dream, so I wanted to see you in my dream again, so I cried twice!
So cute!
Shut up!
So cute!
I like it.
That's all for this segment.
We've chosen three.
Which one do you like, Yoshizawa?
Well...
Three...
Wait a minute.
Which one should I choose?
Well...
Look at the board.
Yes.
Choose one from there.
Well...
I'll choose the first one.
"Sorry, my watch was stopped. I'm going on a date with you."
Oh, you were jealous of your watch.
Yes, I was jealous of my watch.
Well...
Let's choose one from Kendo Kobayashi from Chiba Prefecture.
Which one do you like, Takashi?
Well...
Before Ibaraki Prefecture,
Winnie T.
He was not here for his date with me.
Oh, I see.
Well...
Yes, Ibaraki Prefecture.
This is "b".
"b".
Well...
Let's choose "c", Kobashi.
Oh, can I choose one?
Yes.
I thought it would be easier for a good woman from Chiba Prefecture, South Korea, to be late.
This is...
This is "c".
This is quite embarrassing.
Well...
We have decided on "a", "b", "c" and these three.
So...
Tsukada-san is not chosen.
Viewers...
It's true.
Viewers, please vote for the one you can definitely ride.
Start!
Well...
Which one is good?
Takashi-san and Azez-san, please get ready again.
Oh, us?
Yes, please do it again.
Well...
"c" is a little good.
Well...
It's better if it's embarrassing.
Yes, it's better if it's embarrassing.
It's not like we're choosing an embarrassing one, you know?
That's right.
Viewers, please choose the one you think will succeed as love.
Well...
None of them are easy.
That's right.
It's not easy.
The more I don't say it, the faster it comes out.
It's not easy.
But I'll wait for you if you're late.
Will you wait for me for an hour?
I'll wait for you for an hour.
Will you wait for me in that cold place?
I'll wait for you in that cold place.
I'll ask you to pay me double for that.
I'll ask you to warm me up.
Was it good?
It was good.
Tsukahara-san, you have a strange sense of humor.
It was nice.
The voting is over.
Which one did you choose?
Are you two ready?
Yes.
You look a little nervous.
Let's get started.
"Deep Love Victory Manual."
"Even if you're late for Christmas date every day, you can overcome it."
It's two hours! You're two hours late!
Sorry.
Huh? Wasn't the date change match here?
Maybe!
Can you do it?
Viewers! Can you really do it?
I didn't expect this to be chosen.
As a manual, K got instructions from the viewers.
There's a gap between the viewers and the actors.
There's a difference in feelings and passion.
I've done two of them, but I don't like it at all.
Why is that?
I don't know.
You don't like it?
The second half of "Deep Love Victory Manual" is still to come.
Here's the theme, Koba-san.
Here it is.
The new theme.
Here it is.
"What's the surprise for a successful Christmas date?"
And another one.
Here it is.
"What's the best confession line under the illumination?"
I'd like to use these two for the second half of "Deep Love Victory Manual".
Please send us more and more.
Koba-san, please tell us about your enthusiasm for the second half of "Deep Love Victory Manual".
In the second half of "Deep Love Victory Manual", I'll show you hell.
Why?
I'm looking forward to it.
You're doing something happy.
That's right.
The theme of tonight's mobile photo competition is "the decisive moment of scooping".
A lot of surprising scoop photos have arrived from all over the country, so let's take a look.
First of all, this photo.
Wow, that's great!
Perfectly!
We received it from Mr. Kutsuhita of MESH in Okayama Prefecture.
He said, "We have reached the end of our miter."
That's great!
You want to tell someone about this, don't you?
I want to tell!
Even if it's just a little bit, it makes a huge difference.
That's right!
This photo was taken exactly at 100,000 km.
It must have been dyed in a parking lot.
I'm sure of it.
Thank you very much.
The next photo is this one.
This is...
Mr. Koba?
We received it from Mr. Tomoe of Aomori Prefecture.
It's a photo of his father sleeping.
His father is always waving his ball, isn't he?
I see.
With his left hand like this, right?
He's waving his ball.
"That's fine! You can go to that high school!"
He was forgiven.
His father must be scared of him.
That's right.
The next photo is this one.
Huh?
Oh!
We saw Mr. Mogi in Shinjuku.
With Mr. Mogi!
We received it from Mr. Love K.
It's not me!
I didn't send it!
It's not me!
It's Mr. Mogi!
It's me in the photo!
Huh?!
Why are you wearing these sunglasses?
Mr. Mogi, don't you have a reason for it?
Why are you wearing these sunglasses?
His eyes are up, aren't they?
That's right.
What is he doing?
He did a live show in Shinjuku the other day.
Yes.
It seems like someone took a picture of him and sent it to us.
Huh?
In Shinjuku.
He doesn't look like a character at all!
I'm trying to be quiet, but I can't.
You were lying before.
No, I wasn't.
Thank you.
The next one will be released in December.
Don't tell anyone.
And here is the last picture.
Here is the last picture.
The name is "apple".
That's right.
Ingredients are sugar, watermelon, and orange juice.
And in addition, there is a food melon-like enzyme in the additive.
What is this?
I don't know.
I got a scoop picture of what it is.
What is it?
Thank you for taking a lot of pictures today.
Mobile Photo Contest.
The next one will be released on December 18th.
The next theme is "Christmas Illumination".
We did it last time, too.
There are pictures of luxurious popular spots.
On the contrary, there are pictures that make you wonder if this is okay.
And there are pictures that you can see in the illumination.
But it's okay, so we're waiting for unique pictures.
Even in the video, we welcome you and look forward to seeing you.
It's like a video.
In addition, "Deep A" will be broadcast for the last time this year on December 25th.
It's Christmas.
"Deep A" will be delivered in a 30-minute Christmas special.
With gratitude for all of you who have helped us,
we will gradually increase the number of people in the studio.
We would like to invite you, 40 people.
Christmas.
That's right, 40 people.
If you want to see "Deep A" in person even though it's Christmas,
After today's show is over, please register "Deep A" on your mobile phone.
By the way, Kobayashi-san.
Earlier, we asked various viewers.
Who would you like to see?
They're popular people anyway.
It's been a while since you've been popular.
However, as usual, you're self-employed.
That's right. If you're confused, your airfare and accommodation fees will be your own burden.
Also, if you're under 18, please make sure you have the same guardian as you.
We're looking forward to many applications.
Now, it's love win manual second half.
Got it. Here's the next theme.
What's the surprise for a successful Christmas date?
I think surprises are made all over the country and in various places on this day.
Among them, let's choose a surprise that will surprise women.
Yes.
Let's start with Takahashi.
Is it okay?
It's from Garbage, who lives in Niigata Prefecture and is member No. 17087.
It's from a man.
If you take off your coat, you'll be illuminated all over.
It's good.
It doesn't have an impact.
It's amazing, but it's pretty bad if you're eaten.
That's right.
It's pretty bad if you're eaten before you meet your girlfriend.
There's a possibility you'll burn before you meet her.
Now, Yoshizawa.
It's from a woman named Yashi, who lives in Niigata Prefecture and is member of Kendo Club.
If you take off your coat, you'll be illuminated all over.
It's like a karaoke video from a long time ago.
The season is...
Now, Koba.
I think it's really good.
Wouldn't it be good if everyone did it?
Kumamoto Prefecture, Nagareboshi Prefecture, men in their 20s.
Will Tatsuro Yamashita be able to do it?
He's busy.
Yamashita-san is busy.
At this time of year.
He's busy all the time.
Not only at this time of year.
If this can be realized, it will fall, right?
Of course it will.
It would be pretty amazing if you could do it live.
You have a lot of political power.
Now, Tsukahara-san.
Tsukahara-san, would you like to try it?
Yes.
Are you sure you can do it?
Yes.
Swordboxer in Aomori Prefecture, men in their 20s.
"Please keep your eyes closed" she says and when she does, "dash" and leaves the scene.
She gets on a horse and says "princess, I've picked you up".
How do you do this?
Oh, you can do it, Takahashi.
Yes, this is great, it's like a manga.
Or like going to a ranch.
Ranch, right?
Oh, you can do it on the spot.
Oh, you can't do it in the city, right?
That's right, you need permission to ride on the streets of Keikusatsu.
That's right.
Yoshizawa, would you like to go?
Hmm, what should I do?
Swordboxer in Tokyo, men in their 20s.
"I go into a pet shop, pick up a dog I booked in advance and ask it if it would raise me with me".
This is close to a proposal.
That's nice.
So, Christmas...
Oh, I see.
Are you going with Kiyun?
Kiyun and you just came, right?
That's nice.
But I wonder if the dog would raise me with me.
The dog would be the main character.
Takahashi.
Yes? Oh, me?
Let's see...
Don't touch the red button.
It makes a clicking sound.
It's not a mouse.
It makes a clicking sound.
Did you just find out?
I did.
That's embarrassing, I'm sorry.
I have a wide vision.
That's nice.
Member number 21403.
Kento-san of Fukui Prefecture gave me this.
It's from a man.
"I give her a ribbon and ask her to wrap it around my wrist and shout, 'I'm the present!'"
Wow!
Wow, wow, wow, wow!
This is going to be slippery.
Wow, wow, wow, wow!
I want the "wow, wow" button!
Wow, wow, wow, wow!
This is nice.
I don't think this is a pattern that will make you happy.
Shall we look at another one?
Koba-san.
Let's see...
Is there a good one?
Shall we go with this one?
Wow, this one is also...
Well, let's go with this one.
After the opening of AKB48 in Hiroshima Prefecture in 19750, a man in his teens started dating.
Atsushi-san and Kenkob-san will give you an introduction of their date.
This is good! This is good!
Ken! Ken! Ken! Ken!
Why are you asking for your own happiness for someone else's sake?
Besides, I feel like Atsushi will end up taking her back in the end.
Everyone, I would like to select three out of the seven on this board.
Can you choose one?
Then, Takahashi...
Let's see...
What do you think of Yamashita Tatsuro-san from Nagarebosu-san in Kumamoto Prefecture?
Well, realistically, this is the worst one.
This is really the worst one!
I don't think there is a better one in the world.
Yes! Then, A will be singing Nagarebosu-san's song.
Then, let's move on to the next one.
Well...
Atsushi-san and Kenkob-san will give you an introduction of their date in Hiroshima Prefecture in 1987.
This is really the worst one!
That's right.
B will be giving you an introduction of their date.
Then, Atsushi...
Please choose one.
Well...
I didn't understand it well, but...
They were happy, Tsukahara-san and Takahashi-san.
Yes.
Swordback-san from Aomori Prefecture said, "Please keep your eyes closed."
She closed her eyes and ran away.
She got on a horse and appeared right away.
Himei, go up and pick her up.
Thank you very much!
All of them are like this in reality.
Yes!
What do you think will succeed in a Christmas date surprise?
Which one will it be?
Let's start voting!
Well...
Which one will it be?
That's right.
This time, Yoshi and I will announce the results of the first place.
Will you do it yourself?
I planned to do it, but...
How can I do either of them?
Thank you! It's hard to reproduce.
You two, get ready, please.
Let's do something about it.
Make it look like it's there.
Act as if it's there.
Acting skills are becoming very important.
I'd like to see a scene in the first place.
Which one will it be?
Viewers, please vote.
I'd like to see how Tatsuro will express it.
That's right.
Time's up!
3, 2, 1!
Time's up!
Viewers, which one did you choose?
Are you two ready?
Yes!
Here's the announcement!
"Deep Love Fisherman Manual"!
It's a Christmas date, so it's definitely a success!
The surprise is...
I'm sorry I'm a little late.
There's a reason why you're late.
Why?
We're inviting a special guest.
A guest?
Who is it?
Please wait a little longer!
Who is it?
It will change, won't it?
Goodbye.
Can you do it?
The winner is Kumamoto Prefecture's Nagareboshi-san.
I admire you.
It would be great if you could do it.
It would be great.
It would be great if you could do it.
Where is Yamashita-san standing until we call you?
That's right.
I was going to do it with my own level, but it took me a lot of time.
Now, it's finally the last theme.
Yes, Nagareboshi-san, let's make the last theme this!
What is the best confession line under the illumination?
Let's choose this.
Yes.
Then, let's start with Takashi.
That's right.
Ah, I know.
It's from a man who lives in Shizuoka Prefecture, Mr. Nanzutte-do-doichi.
"From today, I will be your reindeer,"
"and I will illuminate your future with my bright red nose."
You like smelly things, don't you, Takashi?
That's right. It's like a manga.
I see.
If you're not good at it, girls will say "shin" to you.
"If you're not good at it, girls will say "shin" to you."
Yoshizawa.
Then, let's do this.
It's from a man who lives in Fukuoka Prefecture, Mr. Daishin.
"Oh, no! They're both so bright that I can't look at them."
Ah, I know.
"Yamamoto-kun and Norihumu look good together."
"Oh, no! They're both so bright that I can't look at them."
Then, Mr. Jacoba, please.
Okay.
Here it is.
The first topic is...
Ah, it's gone.
"Bubble in Nagano Prefecture,"
"men in their 30s."
"The number of light bulbs is about the same."
"Let's make it with our hearts."
It's going, it's going.
But, at the hills level...
There are about 100,000 of them.
That's right.
That's quite a number.
Okay, next up is Ms. Tsukahara.
Okay, let's see...
I'm a man from Tochigi Prefecture.
I can do anything for you.
But there's one thing you can't do.
And that is...
I can't stand you.
I see.
It's a good lesson.
I see.
I'm happy to hear that.
Really?
Yes.
You'll get caught if you don't say anything.
That's right.
You'll get caught if you don't say anything.
Takahashi, will you say something?
Okay, I'll say something.
I got this from Momoyashi, who lives in Shimane Prefecture and has the member number 19,200.
He said...
"I have a crush on you."
I don't know.
I don't have one.
Why? You don't have one?
I'm happy!
Aren't you happy?
Really?
All I can think of is Ryuhei Ueshiba's face.
Checkmate.
Checkmate and Ryuhei Ueshiba's face.
Would you like to say what you want to say?
Can I say it?
I'm a man from Kyoto Prefecture.
I'm in my teens.
My mother taught me that I was born to protect you.
Why?
Who is it?
It's cute.
It smells spiritual.
Is it over?
It's over.
I'm dizzy.
What should we do?
Please choose one of the five.
There are six.
Are there six?
I'm sorry, but there are six.
Please choose one of the six.
Okay, let's start with Takahashi.
I'm Takahashi, and I live in Tochigi Prefecture.
I can do anything for you, but there is one thing you can't do.
That is, I will hate you.
I see.
What about you, Yoshizawa?
Interesting. I like this way of saying it.
"Mr. Hiro from Kyoto Prefecture,"
"the only reason I could think of is that you were born for beans."
This is good.
I see.
Mr. Jutsu, you too.
Yes, I thought of this as a good one.
Fukuoka Prefecture, Daishin Prefecture, and Yappe Prefecture.
Both of them are so dazzling that you can't see them.
Like Akito Prefecture?
Yes.
This is certainly good.
We have decided on A, B, and C.
Now, let's vote and see which of these will work.
But this is the last one.
This announcement will be made by Atsushi and...
Oh!
...Ms. Tsukahara!
I'm in!
Ms. Tsukahara!
Let's do it!
You two!
Thank you!
Now, over there...
Thank you!
This is the special stage set I made.
Wow!
Now, everyone...
What will you choose?
I wonder...
Unexpectedly...
This illumination...
On the day of Christmas...
Is there a confession on the day of Christmas?
Before that, you confess and somehow...
You go on a date and stuff like that...
No, there's no such thing.
Here...
But...
If you're alone in that house...
That means...
Over there...
There's also love.
That means it's OK, right?
It's a little OK, right?
What was it?
It's over!
3...
2...
1!
Which one was it?
Now, it's over!
Which one did you choose?
Now, Atsushi and Tsukahara-san...
Are you ready?
Wait a minute!
We're doing an in-depth rehearsal right now!
In-depth rehearsal!
Wow!
Tsukahara-san...
You have a particular stage set, don't you?
Like this...
Wow! Wow!
You're looking at me like that...
I'm looking forward to it!
Yes...
Which one did you choose?
If you go with A, B, or C...
Yes...
A is...
If you think about it normally...
C...
C is...
It's natural for Atsushi and Tsukahara-san to say it, right?
Yes...
Ah! It looks like it's OK!
Yes!
Now, then...
D.play and Shoma Nero, under the illumination, what is the best confession line?
Please!
Under the illumination, what is the best confession line?
Wow, it's so beautiful.
I didn't know there was such a beautiful place like this.
I think it's my first time.
Look at that. It's so shiny.
You know...
I can do anything for you, but...
There's one thing I can't do for you.
What is it?
It's...
hating you.
Hey, hey, hey!
Thank you!
Thank you! It's like "thank you for the meal."
Wow, that's amazing!
Well, I'm a little surprised by Scarra's serious look.
Yeah, Scarra was so surprised that the camera was about to go out of frame.
I'm sorry about that. I'm happy.
And with that, the "Deep Love Crushed Manual" is complete!
It's complete!
How do you like it, this manual?
Well, I think it takes a lot of courage to try it out, but I hope you'll take it as a reference for Christmas.
Ah, these four.
It wasn't here, but isn't it surprisingly cute?
Ah, well, it's a good excuse.
It's a good excuse.
A late excuse like that would be better.
Yeah.
But, since Tatsuro Yamashita-san chose it...
Isn't it amazing that Tatsuro Yamashita-san offered it to his agency?
It's overwhelming, isn't it?
Everyone, please try it out!
That's all for "KENKOBA Presents"!
Here is our deep note with unique episodes that viewers have experienced.
"My big melancholy"
"It's getting colder and colder"
"It's a sad season"
"A little sad event suitable for such a season"
"Please send us episodes that make you feel a little depressed after making such a mistake"
The person who was chosen as the best post in this corner will receive a deep note with autographs of today's guests, Mr. Yoshizawa and Mr. Takahashi.
Let's read it out.
Let's start with Mr. Takahashi.
Thank you.
He is a man who lived in Yamaguchi Prefecture. His name is Mr. Salmon Kusakusan.
"At the restaurant next door," he said, "what would you like?"
"Something I've never eaten before"
That's painful!
That's painful.
It's not like he doesn't remember it, but it's like he made a mistake with someone.
It's like he said it with confidence.
That's melancholy.
Mr. Yoshizawa.
Yes, I live in Tokyo.
My name is Kuma Kuma.
"Since I don't have a cover for my earphones anymore, when I'm looking for something, it comes out of my own ears."
Ah, here.
Here.
It doesn't stick in.
It's something that fits in these days.
Yes, it fits in better.
I'm sure it'll stay.
Let's go with Mr. Kuma.
Okay, here we go.
"Hokkaido panda men in their 20s"
"When you get tired of all the foot baths they have,"
"everyone comes out one by one"
That's painful!
That's painful.
You must have been like, "Ah!"
No, this is bad, bad, bad.
I don't like it.
Okay, next up is Mr. Takahashi.
Okay.
Um...
"Macaroni Legend" who lives in the mountains of Kainamon 2575.
It's about a man.
"My coach told me to get ready for the next shift,"
"so I ended the match as it was."
Ah!
That's possible!
It's painful!
That's really possible!
It's painful!
It's often said in soccer or basketball, right?
Yes.
"Get ready for the next shift" means your body gets tired, right?
Yes.
Your butt gets tired.
When you come out, you want to get results, so you work really hard and wait with enthusiasm,
but you just give up like that, right?
Well, it's hard for me to come out 30 seconds before, though.
Okay, next up is Shizawa.
Okay. Chiba Prefecture, Koba-san, male.
When you answer a quiz show in a single-person room and you're wrong...
Wow, that's sad.
This is sad.
You can't tell anyone you're wrong.
It's like when you burned in the bathroom.
I wish someone would at least look at me.
Okay, Koba-san.
Okay, Tokyo, Taiyaki is for cream-lover men.
A few minutes later, she's desperately trying to impress a celebrity.
"A few minutes later," right?
Yeah.
If you ask me if I look like someone who said "bugs,"
I sometimes have to force myself not to say it.
Because you're forcing yourself to say it.
But you're really doing what you said in the book.
Okay, Tagaji.
Shizuoka Prefecture, Baro-san, male.
Taro-san.
Yes, Taro-san.
When you put on sunglasses and a little boy starts crying...
It was scary.
It was scary, wasn't it?
It was scary.
Tsukaro-san, do you have one?
Okay, Aichi Prefecture, Donuts Kobayashi-san, male.
When an idol says "I'm already 21,"
she shows a little angry expression. She's 29 years old.
You chose...this, didn't you?
If you do it a little more, you won't feel like that anymore.
Oh, really? You can overcome it?
Yes, you can overcome it.
You can overcome it.
It seems like you have to work a little harder.
Yes, please do your best.
Okay, shall we look at one more? Yoshida.
Yes, member number...
21,974, living in Kanagawa Prefecture, white-sighing male.
For the past week, he hasn't talked to anyone.
What?
Is that possible?
But she said there are people who use computers and stuff like that.
I see.
Let's talk, let's talk.
Even if you don't speak up, you can still communicate.
That's right, that's right, that's right.
That's sad.
That's it for today's submission. Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Ms. Yoshizawa, can you choose the best submission?
Um...
Um... Yes, this one!
When the coach told me to change and prepare for the next match, I finished the match.
Ms. Makaroni Densetsu of Imaguchi Prefecture, congratulations!
Congratulations!
We will give you your signature.
That's it for our Deep Doh.
Now, the show is coming to an end.
Today, we will be giving out this special Next Rap to everyone who submitted their submissions.
Please check out the show's website for how you can receive other presents.
Now then, Deep A will be closed next week.
Our next broadcast will be on December 11th, 5 minutes later than usual, starting at 11:05.
Our guests will be these two people.
First appearance on the show, man fighter Genki Sudoh and Morning Musume's Ayumi Shigesawa.
Thank you for submitting so many submissions today.
How was it for you, Yoshizawa?
Did you learn something today?
Learning? No, I didn't learn much.
To be honest, you didn't learn much, did you?
It was fun.
It was your first appearance, Takahashi.
Yes, I learned that I should accept lines like they do in manga.
No, you don't!
I don't?!
I thought you were just like Takahashi.
We hope we can see you again in love, Takahashi!
That's right!
That's all for this week!
Bye bye!