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It's started! I'm Seto-chan!
Today's guest is a member of Seto-chan!
Hello!
She is a member of Seto-chan who is addicted to Moriyama of Midori-zu.
It's not cool to say the name of my colleague.
I was called out suddenly.
What is it?
Actually, I was supposed to have Endo-san of Kokorikko come today.
That's right.
Due to the typhoon...
You're treating me badly.
That's right.
Endo-san couldn't come because of the typhoon.
So you want me to call the members in Hiroshima?
That's right.
Originally, I was supposed to have a public recording with Endo-san of Kokorikko.
However, due to the typhoon, the event was canceled.
So we decided to make another plan.
So, what are we going to do today?
Today, we are going to play golf indoors!
Golf!
Why golf?
Because Endo is also a golf entertainer.
We were going to do it from the beginning.
But we can't do it for Endo, who has a heavy body.
Why?
Tonight's "Kotokare" is a well-known emergency project.
With the members who are in a pinch, Endo will challenge golf that you can enjoy even indoors!
Wow, it bounced off!
It's getting heavier! It's getting heavier!
It won't break!
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
Then, we will challenge golf that you can enjoy indoors in this meeting room on home TV.
Are you both beginners?
I'm quite experienced.
Really?
I've gone three times to hit it.
I've picked up a falling golf ball.
You've picked it up!
Sometimes it falls.
What about you two?
First of all, I can hit it.
And I can put it in a hole.
In short, you're inexperienced.
What's the coolest word you know about golf terms?
"Butter".
"Butter"!?
"Butter" is the answer, right?
"Butter"!?
I want it!
The one you put on bread and eat it.
You said "butter" so many times! It's embarrassing!
This time, it's a three-round game of golf that even amateurs like Oki-chan can enjoy!
First of all, it's a team game!
One member from each team.
I see.
Maybe I don't like Amaguchi-san.
Why!?
No, no, no. You can do it.
Why don't you call us?
Let's point at each other.
OK, OK.
One, two...
I'm embarrassed.
I'm sad.
In the end, they decided to play rock-paper- scissors.
Hey!
It won't change.
I don't like it that much.
So, they decided to play rock-paper-scissors.
The third game of indoor golf is about to start.
First of all, we will play pool golf, which is a combination of golf and billiards.
So, we will play billiards in golf style.
It's fashionable.
This pool golf has exactly the same rules as billiards.
This time, we will play with a 9-ball, which is more valuable if you put the 9-ball into the hole first.
Let's start with Soraha and Pea.
Let's do it.
I'm counting on you.
The first shot is important.
It's important.
One, two...
Hey!
I didn't hit it! I didn't hit it!
Isn't it strong?
Siro hit it, but...
I hit it.
You hit it, but...
You can't hit it.
According to billiards rules, if Siro hits it...
You can't hit it.
You can't?
I did it.
OK, OK.
The closest one to me.
The closest one.
Coming like this, coming like this and this.
That's good. Good ball.
OK.
To the south?
No, it's to the right.
You'll go there.
Oh, there?
I can't hit like this?
That's billiards.
You'll do it billiards.
I'll do it billiards.
Go for it.
Yes!
Come on, come on, come on!
It's difficult!
It's difficult. The strength.
It's difficult.
Next, me.
Yes.
I'll hit white and aim at one and have to put it in one of them.
I'll hit this one in this corner and aim over there.
That's amazing!
Come on.
I'll look at the line for a moment.
I'm kind of jealous.
You'll get scolded by people who like golf.
It's difficult.
I'll do it.
It's sober.
It's not that big of a difference.
It's just a tiny difference.
It's hot!
I'll do it with a sense of rhythm.
That's great!
I'll do it with "chashu, men, ba."
The rhythm is bad!
It's usually "chashu, men."
I'll do it.
"chashu," "men," "ba."
It's not "ba."
No way!
The two of them are like comedians.
With a sober shot, no one can decide on the first row.
I'll do it.
One, two...
It's in!
- That's not fair! - Wait, you didn't do anything, did you?!
- You didn't do anything, did you?! - I didn't do anything!
- What are you doing?! - No, no, no...
- You only moved a little. - No, it's a little shaky, so it moved.
- It moved, right? - Yeah, yeah.
- It can't move! - It can't be helped, it can't be helped.
- You're disqualified! - This way.
This way, I guess...
- You can't move it?! - Seriously?!
- Here we go! - It's in!
Even after that, it wasn't easy to sink the first ball.
It's Oki-chan's turn again!
- Can you do this? - Yeah.
- She's a problem player, so... - That's right!
- I think you can do this. - I think you can do this.
- Here we go. - Use your strength.
- Oh! - That was close!
- You can't do this! You can't do this! - What?!
- You can't move forward! - What?!
It doesn't look like it's going to end like this,
so they decided to put in the first ball,
and proceed with the game!
- Smooth! - Here we go!
- Wow! - Wow!
And on top of that...
- Here we go! - Wow!
- Wow!
- Wow! Wow! Wow! - Wow! Wow! Wow!
- That was amazing! - You're doing it right!
- You're doing it right!
Following the miracle shot,
Ushio-san continues to sink hard!
However, Sora-ha hits the third foul,
and Oki-chan gets another chance!
I have a bad feeling about this...
Let's go!
What are you doing?
Tell me what you are doing!
Wait a minute...
Wait a minute!
What are you doing?
Stop it!
Can we do it one more time?
She is scary!
She is really scary!
Oki-chan's magic without rules is amazing!
And she has another chance!
Oki-chan, you are good at this!
Let's go!
What are you doing?
OK!
I did it!
I don't like this kind of opponent!
She is getting more and more stupid!
That's right!
After that, Chiyo-san took the 8th ball seriously and only 9th ball is left!
Just a little more...
Stop it!
You are getting in my way!
You are putting a lot of pressure on me!
What is it?
It's nothing!
You are getting in my way!
Stop it!
It's OK!
Let's go!
OK!
You did it!
You did the worst thing!
I'm about to trip!
You are about to trip!
I'm sorry!
If you are going to do it, let me win!
I'm counting on you!
As a result, the current shot is a pure foul!
So, Yamaguchi-san has a big chance!
I'm going to score!
OK!
I'm scared!
Wow!
You did it!
Yay!
It went in!
Well...
It went in!
What a shitty game!
The first shot was almost a foul!
But, the old couple who pushed it won!
Next up is the Nintendo Switch golf game competition!
Yay! Sounds like fun!
I heard that Nintendo games are definitely fun, so...
Who are you talking about?!
The software you'll be playing is "Mario Golf Super Rush"!
The controls are simple, so even for beginners, it should be a pretty good game!
First, select your character!
Go around three holes, and use the total score of your pair to determine who wins!
Here I go!
The first shot is important!
I'll aim for a hole-in-one!
Here I go!
Miss Ray!
It's a time shot!
It's good!
It's flying straight!
It's really good!
Huh?! Wow!
Wow! It's really good!
It's great!
I think you can do a one-on!
It's really good!
Alright!
In a game...
Okay, okay, okay!
Here I go!
Okay!
Alright!
How is it?
It's good! Wow!
It looks good!
Wow! This is bad! It looks like a bunker or something!
Ahh!
Are you okay?!
Isn't it good?!
It's bad!
Here I go!
One, two...
Okay! Nice, nice!
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
Are you okay?!
It's a ram!
Ahh...
Yeah, I think you can do it!
Oh, you're doing something!
It's not like that Billiams thing!
It's like you're doing something with Billiams!
It's like this, right?
That's it!
What are you doing?!
You did it! You're lucky!
Yay!
Okay, now...
Let's go with the corn!
Alright!
It's good!
It's looking good!
It's not flying at all!
Ah, you hit a tree!
And you wake up again!
I'm so happy!
Okay, you can do it!
Alright!
You're doing great!
You're almost there!
Wow!
You're the closest!
But I'm wearing a sandal.
Okay, nice try!
You're doing good!
You're almost there!
After they put them on the green,
First of all, Kanaha's body try!
You're almost there!
That was so close!
The angle was a little off, wasn't it?
That was so close!
I'm so happy!
And, Yamazuki-san also made a par putt.
Ushio-san made a great birdie.
Only Oki-chan is left.
This will be decided, won't it?
That's right.
Oh, I can't hit it!
I'm sorry!
Oh, it's weak!
Oh, no, no, no!
It's a triple bogey.
I'm so sad!
After the first hole, the pair is called for a lead.
Will Oki-chan's pair recover in the next second hole?
With a bumblebee.
Yes.
Oh!
Your partner is next!
At the first hole, batting is important.
OK, nice!
Alright!
Okay, I'm leaving it in your hands!
OK!
Wow!
Bunkers!
Everybody is bunker players!
- Here we go! - Oh, but...
- Oh! - See, she's putting it down.
- She's putting it down... - Oh, I get it!
- What?! - She fell under a tree.
- Rough.
Despite being tortured by bunkers and obstacles,
the girls managed to hold onto their stuff and finished second in their own way!
The final round is finally in the grand hall!
But it's already 7 o'clock!
And just then, Oki-chan's suspicious movement...
- Because of the wind. - She's hesitating.
- Is it okay? - What? - It's okay. - No, no, no.
- It's like... - If you can do something, try it!
- It's like dust... Is it okay? - Yeah.
- Ah, okay, okay, okay.
- You've been cheating!
- You have to do it quickly! - I have to do it!
- It's like... Is it okay?
- You're in my way!
- It's like... - I'll do it!
- I'm curious!
- Nice shot!
- Is it okay for me to do that?
- Without disturbing Oki-chan, the pair is still in perfect harmony!
- Okay, okay!
- You're good! - It's like...
- You've been sucked in. - It's like...
- Oki-chan's pair has no chance!
- Yamaguchi-san will lead!
- Okay, okay, okay!
- It's okay! - It's like...
- It's like...
- It's close! - You're good!
- It's close!
- It's like...
- You're always looking at me like that.
In the match between Mario and Golf, the fair and square pair of the pair wins!
With this, one win and one loss, the match will advance to the final round!
Indoor golf third match, and the last one is home television station's course round match!
We'll do it inside the station?
Yes, inside the station.
It's a very common thing.
That's right.
Because it's like this.
In front of the president's office.
In front of the president's office?
That's right.
Can we do it?
If we get angry, we won't be able to do it.
That's right, of course.
Before the match, let's take a look at the course first.
First of all, let's go through here.
The stairs go straight ahead.
I see.
There are quite a few gaps here and there.
That's right.
Please walk while thinking about your strategy.
Once you've finished walking down the stairs, you have to go through the gate.
You have to make sure you don't get caught in the gate.
Then we'll proceed as we did in the beginning.
Here...
What is it?
Please draw a lottery from one of these.
We'll use what we have.
I see.
We'll choose a club, right?
Yes, we'll choose a club.
Indoor golf match.
The last stage is a home TV indoor course with a distance of 51 yards.
It's a difficult course with a high difference in height and many obstacles.
The first stage.
We practiced a lot in the game earlier.
Here we go.
That's good.
Please look at the camera.
No, no, no.
You haven't crossed the corner yet, but it's okay.
Yes, yes, yes.
Let's cross the corner.
Let's definitely cross the corner.
It's close, isn't it?
Good, good.
Okay, okay, okay.
No, no, no.
Okay, okay, okay.
You crossed the corner.
This is difficult.
It's difficult because of the angle.
I can't see the next exit.
I'm embarrassed.
It's the worst.
I'm sorry.
You have to go like this.
Bend it.
I see.
It's sweet.
Let's do it in one shot.
Okay.
Let's go to the exit.
Yes, please.
Oh, no.
Oh, no. Something weird happened.
Oh, no.
We did it.
Are you okay?
This is a case of being scolded.
Ushio's shot is a heavy one.
He hits it again from where it was.
What happened?
Oh, okay.
Let's go.
Oh, sorry.
It came back.
Even though they struggle with obstacles,
they finally escape from the floor with seven shots.
Wanchan, I think you should aim this way.
I'll go pretty low.
It's a strategy of dropping it low.
Let's go.
Fall down.
Oh, no.
Where did it go?
Oh, it stopped at a good place.
Oh, no.
It went all the way down.
After that, both teams climbed up the stairs area and the gate following it.
Soraha and Sandasa are in the lead and finally go to the lobby.
Soraha can do it.
I'll do it.
You have a great posture.
No, no. The cameraman is waiting for me.
I see.
So, I'll do it properly.
Yes, aim at that camera.
I'll do it.
Go for it.
I'll do it.
Oh, no.
It bounced back.
Where did it go?
Oh, no.
From now on, you have to apply special rules and shoot using the items you drew at lottery.
First of all, Ushio drew...
A bank!
Wow, it's hard to shoot.
It looks like it's easy to shoot.
Next, Oki got an oar.
It's difficult.
Oh, nice, nice, nice. Not at all.
It bounced back.
Next, Yamaguchi drew...
A stone!
It looks like a golf club.
I'll do my best.
It looks like it.
What's this game?
Here we go.
Oh, no!
It's weak, but it's moving forward.
It's moving forward.
A stone is dangerous.
Next, Oki drew...
A wobbly bat.
It's scary.
Ready, go!
One...
Two...
Wow!
Three...
Four...
Wow!
Five...
Ten...
It's like this.
Can you do it?
No, no, no, I've done it already.
Can you do it?
Can you do it as many times as you like?
It's not bad.
It's really good, isn't it?
You did a good job.
After that, both teams firmly approached each other.
With only one contact,
it's finally time for a batting match in green.
However...
They can't aim at a distance anymore.
That's right.
Come on!
It can't be helped.
Ready, go!
Oh, no!
Again!
Come on!
This is going to take a lifetime!
Just before the goal, Masato falls down.
Neither team can decide which match to play.
Damn it!
We have to decide!
Not yet!
Please!
Damn it!
It's not funny anymore!
And now, the 30th match.
Soraha is back in the green!
We have to decide!
Not yet!
Ready, go!
We have to decide!
Not yet!
Ready, go!
Not yet!
Yes!
We did it!
Soraha's team has 31 matches and is finally finished!
The champion of the sixth match is...
I have an idea.
If we shoot this route...
It's going to go in.
That's right!
As a counterattack...
It might go in!
I can say it.
Yes.
I think it will go in if we shoot it well.
That's right.
Here we go!
Go for it!
Nice!
It's funny!
It's too funny!
It's fun!
Today, we tried three golf challenges throughout the day.
Yes!
How was it?
It was a lot of fun!
It was fun!
Today, we were in a hurry, but...
If we can't invite you again...
We'd like you to come back!
That's it?
No, no!
There's more, but...
Once again...
Call me at the canteen!
I'll be there!
Next time, last year's M-1 finalist, Mog Rider, will appear!
This program was brought to you by these sponsors.
What are you doing?!
I couldn't cut the water well.
Next time, we'll use autumn ingredients in Hiroshima to try remote cooking!
I'm going to drink "osaziki"!
Wait, wait, wait!
I'm going to drink "osaziki"!
You're going to drink "yomeishu"?
It says "osaziki" on it.