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Shisonne's Hasegawa-san!
Hello! Nice to meet you!
Hasegawa-san, you won the Best Eight-person Award this time! Congratulations!
Thank you!
Wait, wait, wait. I'm sorry.
In remote areas, the meeting starts about five to ten minutes after the call starts.
But it started with a few staff members and actors saying hello.
I'm scared, though.
It's my first time being in a remote area like that.
Yes.
Did something happen?
We overslept and missed our flight from Tokyo to Hiroshima.
As a result, we had to wait for two hours.
Oh...
I see.
Self-promotion for various scenes!
Seto de Mincho!
Humans make mistakes, don't they?
Sorry about that.
Tonight, Shisonne's Hasegawa-san will be thoroughly messed up!
Please don't call me "Seto de Mincho" anymore.
Also, the singer of a popular ramen shop will be challenged by a food reporter!
As I thought, it's this taste. It brings back memories of the past.
It's been passed down for a long time. I'm sure you have memories of it.
Don't push me!
On the morning of Hasegawa-san's oversleeping,
we have a surprise for you!
Hasegawa-san is oversleeping.
It seems like you missed your flight.
What did you do?
Hasegawa-san arrived about two hours late.
What did you do?
And exactly two hours later, Hasegawa-san arrived!
Would you like a drink?
Excuse me.
Shall we drink?
What did you do?
I'm sorry. I made a mistake.
Thank you for your hard work!
What did you do?
I'm sorry.
When I checked the time in the morning, it was already too late.
So I just stayed up all night.
But Hasegawa-san doesn't seem to be convinced of this oversleeping incident.
I say "too late", but it's not "too late".
For example, you are sleeping at home when the plane has already left.
When you arrive at the airport, the plane has already flown more than five minutes ago.
This is "too late".
In my case, the plane was still at the airport.
It's just that the closing lady was strict.
That's why it's "too late".
She was unlucky. It wasn't this lady, it wasn't lady A, it was lady B.
What's wrong with you?
So, how was the situation?
Is there anything you want to ask?
Looking back at that morning, how did you feel?
How did I feel?
What's with you? I don't like you.
How did you feel?
Why can't you remember how you felt that day and not feel bad about it?
If you remember it now, you'll feel bad about it.
So, that's how you felt.
Let's go somewhere together next time.
Don't oversleep, okay?
You're good at this.
I'm sorry, but you're not allowed to do that.
You know what's frustrating?
Even though I'm rarely late for work, I'm always late for one of my meetings.
Why do you think that is?
Is it because you're from the countryside?
I don't feel good about it.
I'm sorry, but I've been doing this for five years in Hiroshima.
Mr. Hasegawa is made into a toy right away!
In addition, Mr. Hasegawa, who was surrounded by a hose with hydrogen in it, is being played with in the middle of a science experiment.
I don't like this!
Miraculously, the answers to the quiz were mixed with a little complicated choices.
A. Transferred to another space.
That's why we stayed.
Next, B. All of today's memories disappear.
When you have something you want to forget, you have something you want to forget today, right?
C. Surprised by loud noises.
Temporism.
As a result, S.T.U.48 Soraha chose...
"All of today's memories disappear"!
I think the reason we used this picture is for Hasegawa-san.
I think it's to erase the memory of being late today.
You're forgetting everything you saw.
That's why I thought it was B.
The answer is of course not B, but C!
Then, shall we do it?
Look closely!
Well, we'll do it.
3...
2...
1...
I was surprised! I was surprised! I was surprised!
This isn't entertainment!
Kyoko-tan, are you alive?
Kyoko-tan, aren't you sleeping?
Kyoko-tan, are you sleeping?
You came on time, didn't you?
Kyoko-tan, you're not B, are you?
No, I'm not!
I'm sorry!
Hasegawa-san kept stepping and kicking, but...
As a result, there were good things, too!
However, Hasegawa-san, whether it worked or not, your success rate at the same time was first place! Congratulations!
Amazing! Thank you very much!
After all, everyone in the world likes other people's mistakes!
That's right!
Other people's mistakes shouldn't be like this, but ST's shouldn't be like this, too!
In that sense, I decided to do it!
So it was all as you planned, right?
Thank you very much!
Is there a way to apologize for that?
Oh, if I'm late...
No, I don't really trust people who are late.
And we found one more point that could be messed up!
Now, furthermore, Hasegawa-san...
This year, Hasegawa-san's Twitter suddenly went viral, right?
Is it okay for it to go viral?
The other day, Ariyoshi's wall went "puchi-bazui" and I was properly bullied.
This is the actual Twitter screen!
This post seems to have gathered more than 70,000 "likes"!
What it says is... "I bought the wrong one for my wife, but other than my neck, I don't care about anything else."
Yes, you don't care about anything else besides your neck, right?
No, as long as you look at the picture, you really care about it, but...
You don't care about it...
I don't care about it!
I don't care about it at all!
It's full of good words, but it looks like I'm a short- haired old woman!
Let's do it again!
By the way, you're wearing this under your hoodie.
You think it's this, don't you?
I bought this for men.
Look, it's big.
It's not funny.
To be honest, it doesn't look funny.
Well...
If that's the case, you should have told me in advance.
I thought you knew it even if I didn't tell you.
Why do you think I know it even if you don't tell me?
You're forcing me to do it, aren't you?
Hasegawa-san's manipulation is almost satisfactory, so we'll wrap it up quickly!
I'll do it!
But you got viewer ratings thanks to people's mistakes.
And you got buzzed for buying it by mistake, didn't you?
That's why "the most popular happening show" is suitable for you.
It's really suitable for me.
That's right.
I've done a lot of things.
I wanted to do "Owaraiwawa" properly with "karakuri logic".
Completely.
In front of me now is "Parser Owata".
That's right.
Oh, Hasegawa-san! We're waiting for your punishment game at the end of the show!
In this episode of "Seto Demi Show",
we have received many awards from people we met on location.
Among them, the hot spot of "Seto Challenge" is
"East Hiroshima City"!
If you're troubled, you can watch this show!
"East Hiroshima City"!
That's right! If you're troubled, you can watch it!
Yes, it's also a keyword of the show!
This time, we have a special guest for "East Hiroshima",
Shikari!
First of all,
at the popular ramen shop "Menkuukai",
we would like to award Ms. Murakami with
"Best Vocal Award"!
Speaking of "Menkuukai",
at the ramen shop "Menkukai",
we would like to award Ms. Murakami with "Best Vocal Award"
Taisho Muragami-san's overwhelming singing ability made him win the award.
How do you feel about winning the award?
Well, I didn't make it to Japan Record Taisho, but I'm really happy.
Thank you very much.
Can I have this award? Thank you very much.
Of course you can.
In the meantime, you have developed a new menu.
Yes, we developed Jomon Ramen.
As a hobby of old history, I often went to see ruins of Jomon.
In the ruins of Jomon, I ate this kind of Jomon ramen.
If you show us how you make Jomon Ramen, you will be able to see more of Taisho's artistic side.
Oh, but it's amazing.
This is...
Is the bowl also different?
The bowl is amazing, isn't it?
Is it handmade?
Wow!
This is made by an artist I know.
Wow!
You can't make more than five at once.
You can only make five bowls.
Oh, I see.
It's amazing, isn't it?
It's not about the amount of noodles or ingredients.
It's about whether you have a bowl or not.
At first I couldn't imagine it at all, but...
Taisho...
I'm sorry. I'm making it now, so I'll do my best.
Taisho's artistic side is disappearing little by little.
It's done.
Oh, is it done?
Can you show me?
This is the Jomon Ramen that was made 10,000 years ago with a lot of thought.
This time it's a remote location, so we have a request for you.
We can't go there, so can you eat it for us and make us feel at home?
Well, we'll go over there for a moment.
Yes, we understand.
Then, the target's further talent is revealed here!
I'm sorry, but I'll eat it.
How is it?
After all, it is this taste. The taste that brings back memories of Jomon.
Huh? What did you just say?
Everyone should have a memory of Jomon for generations.
The taste is based on salt and then add seafood.
I think it's definitely a Jomon taste.
It's definitely a Jomon taste.
When you eat it, you feel nostalgic.
Do you all have memories of Jomon?
I'm sorry, but I don't know what you're talking about.
Is it really like that?
If you actually eat it, you'll definitely come back to life!
Can you give us a message of "cheer up" at the end of the show?
Well, we're going through a lot of things, too.
Everyone, it will definitely be sunny tomorrow.
Let's do our best!
Cheer up!
Is this okay?
Thank you!
Menkukai is still doing business cheerfully today!
Yonekawa-san of East Hiroshima!
Good morning!
Hello!
Long time no see!
Do you remember me?
The next winner is Yonekawa Shigeki-san!
He is already a well-known person in Seto Chare!
Yonekawa-san is really an amazing person.
He can play various instruments.
He can also play a bicycle or a fireplace to play music.
He is an incredible person.
That's amazing!
The next prize is...
"The Best Flute-Piro-Piro Prize"!
That's right!
Yonekawa-san can make a hole in anything and make it into a flute.
This is a perfect prize for him!
But in fact, Mr. Yonekawa is a really amazing person.
According to the information we obtained in advance,
the award of "Water Law Certificate" is also awarded at the end of last year.
Is it true?
I received it in the fall of last year. Thank you very much.
Mr. Yonekawa used to work in the plastic industry.
His achievements over the years were evaluated and awards were also awarded from the country.
This time, we received the "Best Flute Piro Piro Award" from the program.
Compared to the "Water Law Certificate", is there anything you are happier about, Mr. Yonekawa?
Well, that's what Mr. Kishida gave me.
I'm happy about "Piro Piro" too.
Mr. Yonekawa, let's talk slowly while playing the flute again.
What can you do when you go to Mr. Yonekawa?
It's good to hear the sound of the flute in a waterfall where there is a lot of negative water temperature.
In the end, it's a flute.
Mr. Yonekawa, we'll come back again.
Yes, it's okay.
This "Ceto de Mi" show is gathering again on Twitter in advance of the "I want to be here again" broadcast.
However, unexpected data has surfaced here.
Unexpected.
For fans, this is a special time.
Last summer...
Do you remember, Ms. Okucha?
We had a camp in a unit called "mica".
Yes, that's right.
We broadcasted it in three parts.
But, we won the top 3!
This time, girls will plan a camp with 6 people!
The stage will be set up!
Even the best entertainer, Taiyo, will be seen!
It has begun!
In August, regular members gathered for a camp location...
Members made their own camp food!
A beautiful nature-friendly activity!
A scary story surrounded by bonfires!
It was a memorable project, but...
To be honest, we didn't have a guest entertainer...
Location or project...
We didn't care about those things.
We just wanted to see the members!
But, we received many votes for other projects, too!
We will announce the top 3 except for the camp location!
First, the third place goes to...
In July 2021, Setouchi will have an experience- touring tour!
It's our stage!
That's right!
Eating cold food before summer...
Listening to stories on the stairs...
It was a refreshing location!
What kind of location are you in now?
Our house!
I'm in the cold sea now...
Wait, you're suddenly talking about characters!
Next, I'll announce the second place!
In December 2021, "Challenge 10,000 Likes in one day" was broadcasted!
Post a double photo of Kagawa Prefecture's Umimachi Shopping Street on Twitter!
The program's special feature is to aim for 10,000 likes in total!
10,000 likes!
The challenge achieved with the fans ranks second!
Kotobuki-chan, if you were to aim for 10,000 likes, is there anything you'd like to do?
If I were to really aim for it, I'd have to go into a hot spring.
You'd have to take off your clothes?
That might be it.
When you said "really", I didn't think you'd say "hot spring".
Now, it's time for the first place announcement!
The first place the fans want to watch again is...
In March 2021, we played back the live broadcast of "Emergency"!
- Oh, really? - That's right!
- It was played by Oki-chan! - Oh!
- Eh? But... that's not really a live broadcast...
- It's a live broadcast of suffering...
- That's right! In the live broadcast we did last February...
- We challenged ourselves to pick up topics like "big-cut" and "monoboke" in real-time!
- We asked you to do a "sumo-wrestling" and you said you couldn't do "hacking"...
- That's right... - Social...
- Do you do "social sumo-wrestling"?!
- It was a time when Corona was really bad...
- Social distancing... - Hacking...
- I'm up!
- Eh?!
- That's awful...
- That's too awful!
- I really don't like it!
- You can't sit down! You're doing "social sumo - wrestling" and it's coming!
- Eh? It continues? - It continues...
- Eh?!
- It's hellish...
- It's not "kendo" anymore!
- The first "seto demi" show that showed more excitement than expected!
- Lastly, the "social final match" at "touzai yokozuna" in "happening world"!
The last one of the show is a social glory challenge against Ms. Hasegawa.
Looking forward to seeing you at the guesthouse again!
Ready for the ace up your sleeve?
Up!
Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up...
Yes, thank you.
Excuse me for a moment...
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Don't call me "Seto Charaya" anymore.
I'd like to record it with you.
I accidentally cut my passport.
Your passport?
Yes, I accidentally cut my passport.
I don't know if I can board the plane now.
I'm sorry.
If I copy you, I'll be in trouble.
Again?
Do you think you'll oversleep again?
Can you stop talking about my passport?
Do you have such a bad feeling about all three of you?