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[The Best We're Ever Gonna Do]
We'll begin "The Best We're Ever Gonna Do."
Tonight, I, Nakaoka Rochi, will host "The Best We're Ever Gonna Do."
Along with YouTube and "The Best We're Ever Gonna Do."
- Thank you! - Thank you!
Wow, that's amazing!
The scenery is phenomenal!
Oh, no! It's too scary!
Oh, no! Oh, no!
It hurts!
Why are you leaving so soon?
The air is so clean.
Can I breathe in?
That's right!
I'm in Spain!
Look at this!
What a nice place.
This is Spain.
Just a little bit of Spain.
There are many Japanese restaurants like this in Tokyo.
There are many Spanish restaurants like this.
There are many Japanese restaurants like this.
This time, it's Barcelona.
First of all, it's a warm-up challenge video.
What is it?
According to the music, they pull out the chairs one by one.
Can they stand without falling?
Who is Nakaoka's partner?
Is it Leo?
Leo!
Leo is the most reliable.
What do you think?
Leo!
They meet for the first time in three years.
Leo is the coordinator of Europe.
Nakaoka and Leo's new chair challenge.
If you lose balance, you will fall into a bucket with water.
If you pull out the chairs and stand for 30 seconds, you will clear it.
Here we go.
Leo!
Oh, no!
What just happened?
I couldn't stand at all.
Let's switch.
I see.
Nakaoka falls and Leo stands on top of him.
That's better.
Come on.
Can you do it?
I can do it.
I can do it forever.
Wow!
I can do it forever.
But...
Is anyone measuring the time?
Wait a minute!
Is anyone measuring the time?
I'll measure it now.
No, no, no!
Wait a minute!
Wait!
Hey, measure it!
I forgot to measure it.
But...
Leo...
You're back in one piece.
Next, the world's stupidest video.
The person who will cooperate with us is...
Hello!
You look like you're about to cast a spell on me.
I'm a mentalist.
A mentalist?
He is a popular performer in Spain.
This is him using balloons.
What?
Okay, okay, okay.
What do you want me to do?
Okay.
Okay?
It went into my nose.
Scary, scary.
No, no.
He puts the balloons into his nose.
He blows air into it and makes it inflate.
What?
Wow, wow, wow.
He can't even break a mentalist's head.
Come on, come on, entertainment!
Can he capture the audience's hearts?
Balloon...
In...
Nose!
Okay?
Left, left, right, right, right.
Left, left, left.
Right, right, right.
Left, left, left.
Okay, you.
Right, left.
Left, left.
First, he puts a balloon into his nose and blows it all the way to his mouth.
The hard part is making the air move.
This is really hard.
Can he do it with his right hand?
Go!
WORLD CLASS ENTERTAINMENT!
But Nakaoka's mentality doesn't work.
WORLD CLASS ENTERTAINMENT!
OK! Come on, come on!
Right? Left? Choice!
Right, please!
Good choice!
Good, good!
In... in... in... in... in...
Stop! OK?
More! Say it more!
Say it more!
Wow!
Yum!
Go!
Pinch!
What should I do? What should I do?
OK! How was it?
It was funny!
Sayuki!
Thank you!
Next, the world-famous dance duo...
Dance duo, thank you for your hard work!
Thank you!
Those five days have been...
painful days for me.
Did they really say that?
Don't say it!
Thread!
Oh, sorry!
I was surprised!
I was surprised! Sorry, sorry!
Sorry, sorry!
Are you the one this time?
I'm just an old man.
You're not dancing?
Oh, sorry! Sorry, sorry!
Here is the real partner!
Wow!
It's Michael Jackson!
Wow!
Michael Jackson of Spain, Sergio Cortes.
Not only his looks, but also his voice and gestures, he is Michael Soccreda.
It's amazing that you came here.
Do you want to dance with me?
Me, too?
I was surprised that one of my staff was holding my hand.
At some point, you came out like this.
I practiced about 20 times.
This time, he danced on his own.
Makaoka also danced with Michael Jackson.
But what was sad was...
He wasn't just an impersonator.
He was an artist who toured the world alone.
Is that so? That's amazing.
He is very particular about dancing.
Oh, my God!
Is he okay?
Oh, my God!
It looks tough.
I don't know how to do it.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Can he do it?
Oh, no.
I'm sad.
This is the source of the song.
I want to go to the bathroom.
Why don't you go to the bathroom?
Take off your pants once and go to the bathroom over there.
The bathroom over there is far away.
I'm glad he can speak Japanese.
Next, let's take a look at Nakaoka's beat-it.
By the way, he's not wearing any hairspray.
If you sweat, your hair will fly away.
What's this?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Are you okay?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Are you okay?
- It's tough. - It's tough.
This is fun.
How was it?
It's not tough at all.
- I'm glad you liked it. - I'm glad you liked it.
I think it's tough for a teacher to be nice about this situation.
Next, a Spanish specialty, tofu pudding.
It's finally here, the tofu castle that you've seen on YouTube.
Hello! It's been a while!
- Tofu! - It's been a while!
- The cows we ordered... - We ordered...
- are about this big. - They're small.
Why did you get us small cows?
It's a compliance.
- It's tough, isn't it? - It is.
- It's a compliance. - It's tough.
- Small. - If it's too small...
At this tofu castle, which they've been to three times,
what will they be testing this time?
You all think that cows get excited about red things, right?
But apparently, that's not the case.
Then why do they get excited about it?
According to one theory, cows don't get excited about red things.
They get excited about fluttering clothes.
So...
Red tights and red fluttering clothes...
- Which one will cows get excited about? - I see.
Test start!
- Alright, let's go! - Let's go!
Cows are super excited!
- First, fluttering and excited! - What is that?
It's too scary!
And then, red and one more!
- What is that? - What is it?
- What is it?
- It's scary!
The cow has just come out and is excited.
The test results haven't come out yet.
Let's go for a walk. Let's go slowly.
Let's go without getting excited.
As the cow calms down, it approaches at the same time.
Which one will get excited?
It's choosing. It's choosing. It's definitely choosing!
It approaches right next to the cow.
- However, the cow hasn't moved yet. - It's close. It's close.
And then...
The cow ran away!
It pretends like it's going home.
It's a man's first love.
It's a man's first love!
Both of them went at the same time.
The test results...
It doesn't matter if it's red or yellow.
Cows are scary.
Next up is an animal video that's a hot topic in Spain.
A man is doing push-ups.
A goat rides on top of him and gets in the way.
Nakouka! Get the goat man!
This time, we filmed in exactly the same place as in the video, but...
The goat has grown into a big goat.
It doesn't get close at all.
It's not fair at all!
It can't be helped.
Let's catch it with bait.
Kakaouka! Get the goat man! There's bait!
Alright! One!
The one who came here is...
The goat of a female, Balvansocha!
Balvansocha...
Wow!
Her boobs were on her face...
Wow!
It's a fair game!
It's a little hard to tell who's holding the bait.
I see.
Do we attach it?
On the shoulders?
Using double sided tape, they attach bait to Kakaouka's back.
But...
Kakaouka is going to lose.
This is dangerous.
Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch!
The four of you...
are going to lose.
The double-sided tape is stuck to his hair.
I didn't see it, but I don't know.
It feels like it's attached.
- Oh, no. - It's really alive.
- Should we cut it or not? - Cut it.
- Cut it or not? - Cut it.
- Should we cut it or not?
I'll hold it at the root.
I'll hold it at the root, so try it.
One, two...
It's not that bad!
You have to do it like this to take it off.
- Should we cut it? - Cut it from the tip.
He takes it off to the limit and uses scissors for the last time.
This is hell.
- It'll come off. - That's right.
Take a picture of me.
If this doesn't make you laugh, I'll go to hell.
While he's taking a picture with hope...
Once again, we have Garbanso-chan!
- Garbanso! Don't eat it! - Don't eat it!
It's a peaceful... peaceful pick-up.
- Go ahead. - We're picking up stuff.
- Poop! - Okay.
- Poop here. - You're going to poop?
- Poop here. - It looks good.
It's possible.
- Hey, what are you doing while we're picking up stuff? - That's amazing!
What are you doing while we're picking up stuff?
Hey, that's awesome!
Next up is a world-famous senior performance!
The cameraman is...
- Nice to meet you! - Nice to meet you too!
I'm so happy to meet you!
Good morning!
- Good morning! - Good morning!
The cameraman is Bastian and the dancer is Ariadna.
Here is the video they filmed.
Ariadna is dancing in the water.
Wow! It's beautiful!
They're filmed at a depth of 10 metres.
- It's said to be mystical. - This is crazy.
They're filmed in detail, second by second.
In this video, they'll dive 120 times.
First up is practice diving.
The depth of water is 5 metres.
If you can't dive this deep, it won't start.
What's important is to relax.
But Nakaoka has unexpected talent.
He easily reaches 5 metres deep.
He doesn't even have to float or sit in a chair.
That's good.
Next up is the bridge game.
First, I'm going to raise my arm.
Then, lower your arm.
Is that okay?
Oh, sorry, sorry.
Lastly, I'm going to fall on you.
You have to accept me gently.
Is that okay?
Okay.
Sorry.
This is too stimulating.
I know this is dangerous, but it's too stimulating.
How can I relax like this?
Watch Akoka and Ariadna's duet.
You have to use a rope to reach 5 meters deep.
When you reach your destination, remove your underwater mask and start acting.
First is their dance part.
It's amazing.
Next is the scene where she uses a chair.
Wow!
Wow, wow.
She is careful.
She is patient, isn't she?
Wow!
She is alive.
And Ariadna's solo.
Solo.
Solo is good, isn't it?
She is beautiful.
She is lovely.
She is dark.
Makoka's solo.
It is a fresh beat.
However, due to her age, her speed is 50%.
This is good.
This is bad.
She is under pressure.
She is amazing.
However, she dances well.
She is amazing.
The last one is a solo finish.
- Amazing. - I'm going to run away.
- He's going to run away. - It's like I've been tired many times during practice.
- What's wrong? - I wonder if it's because...
- Before the show... - Yeah?
- Kadojo asked me... - Yeah?
- "Would you like to go out with a soccer player?" - He's embarrassed.
Lastly, a collaboration with a world heritage site that represents Spain.
The representative work of Gaudi's architecture, "sagrada familia".
- It's progressing. - Actually, here in Barcelona...
There's a spot where you can take amazing photos with "sagrada familia".
And that's here!
- Wow! - Wow, wow, wow!
- Wow, amazing! - The scenery is amazing!
A high platform that overlooks the city of Barcelona.
It's a jump platform.
They jump from the top of the platform and take photos of what you see.
But Makauka doesn't like high places.
I can't do it.
Sorry for asking you to stand by.
- I can't do it. - But after 10 minutes...
Okay, let's do it.
The more time we spend, the more opinions we get.
- Are you ready? - I'm ready!
- Wow! - Will Makauka be able to jump?
- You can do it! - You can do it!
- I'm scared. - I'm scared, too.
We'll take a break! Sorry!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- I'm scared! - I can't move.
Can you lower the camera for me just once?
- It's like you're about to die. - No way!
He was really popular! He was really popular!
If that happens, we won't be able to stop anymore!
And now, a suggestion from Nakaoka!
I, um...
I'm not kidding.
I'm asking you for this.
It may be a cruel video, but...
I want you to push me.
Is it impossible?
I might fall in a weird position.
Try it out.
See how it is.
Three, two, one...
No, I'm scared!
I think it's better for me to do it.
It's dangerous if you really do it.
- Just a little. - Just a little?
- Just enough to touch you. - Come forward.
- Just a little. - Push me a little.
- Like this? - Let's do it like that.
It's a matter of trust.
If you push me too much, I'll...
No, no.
Just pushing you is a little scary.
I see.
It's a matter of trust.
- Let's do it. - Three, two, one...
Director Oyama...
Pushes Nakaoka's back just a little to support him.
Okay, let's do it!
They both believe in each other and match the timing.
- I'll put my hand down. - Okay.
- Let's do it. - Let's do it!
Three...
Two...
I'm sorry. Just a little more.
If you push me too much and I fall like this...
- That's the scariest part. - That's the scariest part.
- That's right.
If you push me too much, I'll...
- It's a matter of trust. - It's a matter of trust.
Is that so, Nakaoka?
- Are you serious? - You can do it!
You can do it!
Three...
Two...
One...
Go!
Lift off!
Go!
Wow, beautiful!
Beautiful, beautiful!
I got it!
Wow!
I got it! I got it!
It's so scary!
As I thought...
It's scary!
They check the video they shot with a slow motion camera.
Somehow...
But...
The light hits Sagrada Familia and it's really good.
Just right.
Somehow...
I...
With Mr. Oya and my two-shot...
I'm about to cry.
Even with a really good music...
It's a big success.
The director and the actor...
Their backs...
Pushed me.
Somehow...
We talked about our troubles and...
Somehow...
We talked about it and...
Okay, let's go.
Until now...
We shot funny videos, didn't we?
Their backs...
Pushed me.
It's good.
I think it's a really good picture.
Before I jumped...
I think it's a good picture.
I'm sure you'll be by my side.
When is he going to fly?
He's too good.
I'm so moved.
You're giving up again?
I've done it before.
You're giving up?
He should fly faster!
Where are you getting it back from?
Can you do it faster?
I don't know.
Where are you getting it back from?
How many times have you done it?
I don't know how to do it faster.
You don't know how to do it faster?
But I'm sure you'll do it after this.
I was going to say "go", but I don't care.
Go!
It's funny.
It's funny, isn't it?
Was it funny?
Yes, it was funny.
It's funny.
Go!
That's it for which dance was the best.
The dance was good even though it was 5 meters below.
But when I was held from behind like this,
I could see a smile that I've never seen before.
I could see the pink hair on this angel.
But I was able to see a new side of you.
I was able to see not only your sexy side, but also your erotic side.
Erotic?
If you show me your erotic side, I'll think you're mean.
Let's move on. Asako, thank you.
The next one is...
Let's go to a hot spring!
Four thousand miles away from Japan,
four thousand trips abroad,
a one-stop calendar project in Thailand!
They came from Nakhon Ma Yokku Prefecture!
We're in Thailand!
- It's been a while! - Yeah, it's been a while.
- I didn't think we'd go abroad. - Me neither.
- We've been there so many times. - Yeah.
- It's our second time this year. - Wow, that's a lot!
Thailand is crazy.
I can tell just by looking at this temple.
This temple was painted pink to differentiate it from other temples.
We didn't have a calendar for the hot spring tour yet.
This is also a popular temple on Instagram.
- Can we take a picture here? - Like this?
- Like this?
It's a tourist photo, right?
Actually, this temple has a popular mascot.
- What? - Is that a doll?
- It's a person. - It's a person.
- I'm surprised! - What's that?
- I think it's a smartphone. - A smartphone?
It's a way of scanning.
- It's a bathroom. - Wow, that's amazing!
- It's a toilet! - That's cool!
- It's a toilet! - It's a toilet!
- It's a toilet flush! - What?
There's a shiny toilet there!
What kind of Buddhist teaching is this?
Are you trying to throw away the toilet flush?
The gold, silver, and pink toilets are only for commemorative photography.
The toilets were awarded for their cleanliness, so they were made for commemoration.
Shizuo always poops like this.
- His legs spread out. - They spread out.
- He comes out of the toilet while I'm not peeing. - It's a Kai calendar.
- It's a Kai calendar! - It's a Kai calendar!
Then, let's start the Kai calendar tour!
First, Kai's traditional massage.
We came to a certain village.
- Are there people sitting around you? - Yes, there are.
- I think there are. - There are bees.
- Are you an old man? - No, I'm not.
- Mr. Sanwan was holding it. - Are you a massage man?
- I'll massage you with my feet. - You'll massage me with your feet?
- Your feet are really muscular. - Indeed.
- I'll massage you with fire on my feet. - What? Why?
- If you light fire, you'll feel warm and your blood circulation will improve. - I see.
- Let's get ready for the massage.
They use a type of ginger, a herb called "furai".
- This is sesame oil. - Sesame oil?
I didn't know that.
They pray to God not to get burned.
- They also brought fireflies. - Fireflies.
- They ride on burnt iron skis. - What?
- Then... - No, no, no!
- No, no, no. - I'm scared.
- Hey... - Are you serious?
- No, no, no. - No, no, no.
- What? - They'll experience it for themselves.
- Wait a minute. I can't see it. - I'm scared.
How is it?
It feels so good.
It's so good.
Is it warm?
It's warm here.
Isn't it warm under your feet?
If it's a mountainous area, it must be hot.
It's hot!
A traditional massage in northern Thailand called "yam kan".
The soles of the feet are wrapped in hot oil.
Minerals coming out of burnt iron are also included.
It helps blood circulation.
Do you want to try it?
No, I can't.
Yoshiko, you like massaging, don't you?
Yes, I do.
But I don't want to burn you.
I've never thought about it.
Yoshiko prays to God and tries it.
Are you okay?
I'm scared.
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm okay.
You're using it like an earplug.
It's hot!
Are you okay?
Isn't it hard?
It's been a while.
It's like I'm in a game gun.
Next is the work in Thailand.
The first thing they do is digging.
I'm going to help with the farm work in Thailand.
Farm work?
What?
- What's this? - What?
- There's a large group of ducks... - So many ducks!
- ...hidden here. 8,000 ducks. - Wow!
Why are there so many ducks?
We'll feed them to the ducks.
We'll talk to the field from now on.
- The owner opens the net... - Oh, there it is!
- Then... - Go, go, go!
- Wow! - Go, go, go!
- They search for food and rush into the field. - So many ducks!
- Wow! - Wow!
That's a lot of ducks!
Wow, everyone's here!
Are they eating something?
Actually, this field doesn't belong to the owner of the ducks.
- Ducks eat insects and shells that can harm their feces... - I see.
- ...so it's very helpful for the field. - I see.
- On the other hand, for ducks... - Wow!
- ...it's very helpful for them because they don't have to pay for feeding. - I see.
- It's good, right? - It's good, right?
- It's really good, right? - I've never heard of a place where we can eat good rice.
- No, not at all. - No, not at all.
When the ducks are full, they chase them and make them move.
Go!
That unique way of doing things is not only for farming, but also for construction.
- We're at the construction site. - Wow!
- It's rough!
- Wow!
- It's close! - It's rough and rough!
What are you making?
We're digging a hole to build a house.
- Wow! - Wow!
- It's a big project, but you're doing it barefoot. - We're doing it barefoot.
- It's barefoot and we're doing it barefoot. - I mean, you're doing it alone, right?
- What's the point of doing it alone? - All right!
- Let's get to work! - Oh, I see! - Oh, I see!
- How to dig a hole that's unique to Kai. - You're doing it alone, really?
- Wow! - Wow! - Wow!
- A long board is placed on top of concrete. - Wow!
- Everyone gets on top of it and... - Wow! - Wow!
- Does it need weight? - Wow! - It's all going in!
(singing)
- It's over. - It's over? - It was too fast. - What? - It's over. - It ended here.
- I guess you were a vocalist. - I don't know.
Strike deeply into the heart.
If you can't move forward, increase the number of people.
Strike deeply into the heart.
I didn't know such a thing would happen in such a poor heart.
What is it?
Let's work on the rhythm.
If you sing, you'll have a good house.
It's a good song for acting.
Let's do it!
Strike deeply into the heart.
First, on top of the body.
Who is it? The vocalist?
It's been a while since I saw you with a full face.
Vocalist.
It's funny.
It's exciting.
I didn't think you'd do it like that.
They do the same thing.
Next is the remix version.
I didn't think you'd do it like that.
It's a little low, but it's funny.
It's like this kind of stage.
It's funny.
Why did you put this on?
It's cute.
It was fast.
It's fast.
Isn't it fast?
It's fast.
I got the hang of it.
It was fast.
By the way, the photo they took was...
It's 100 degrees below zero.
On top of the head.
On top of the waist.
On top of the middle finger.
On top of the lower finger.
The person who supports you is losing weight.
Hey! Staff! Staff!
Staff!
I'm telling you it's okay.
That night...
Oh, it's here!
This is Ms. Komu, who runs a Thai tea shop.
I want to drink it!
Right away?
Right?
She pours tea from a high place and mixes it.
This kind of performance.
She says that by letting the air in, the taste becomes smoother.
Wow, wow, wow!
It's very sweet and very delicious.
There's one more thing she wants to show us.
What is it? Is she going to make us tea again?
Then...
Ms. Komu's tea performance!
It's hot, isn't it?
It's a great morning in Thailand.
Thanks to this, there are many shops in Thailand.
This is tea.
You bring in customers and make them drink this, right?
I see.
You're good at business!
Then, let's try this.
You use fire for this, right?
That's right.
I think there are many people who don't know this,
but Karina is an owner inspector.
It's here!
Until now, she has challenged various performances related to fire.
And this time, the flame of fire is back!
It's here!
Be careful.
You're fast. Don't hesitate.
- I'm not hesitating. - Are you okay?
Is it coming? Isn't it fast?
- Is it okay? - It's close.
Wow, wow, wow!
Look to the side!
- Why is it going so fast? - Why is it going so fast?
- Wow. - Wow.
- You're terrible. - Why?
- Wow! - Wow!
- You're terrible! - Wow!
- Wow!
- Success! - Wow!
- You did it! - You did it!
- You had a good face. - You looked serious.
- That's being serious, right?
Their expressions are getting closer and closer.
Let's look at the calendar candidates.
Next, they're flying to Phuket.
They're meeting in a temple.
We're meeting with a famous Thai person.
- Who is it? - Who is it?
- Mr. Bean? - Mr. Bean?
- It's him. - It's him.
This is Mr. Bean of Thailand.
- He's Monkorn. - Monkorn Tsuki.
- Monkorn Tsuki.
He's been told that he looks like Mr. Bean since he was young.
He was in a popular TV show "God's Talent" and became a million yen celebrity.
He quit his job as an electrician and decided to go to Japan for five years.
This is for you.
What's that?
Are you in trouble?
Mr. Bean is like that.
Is it okay?
Anyway, what's important is not to be embarrassed, but to do your best.
It's like kabuki.
I'm embarrassed.
Mr. Bean is far away, but his heart is strong.
I'm embarrassed.
It's good.
Embarrassing!
Lost One, Ushima!
It's open.
Help me!
I'm in trouble.
Do you want a kiss?
No, no.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute, please.
What's up?
Excuse me.
What's this?
You look like a doctor.
He goes out into the city and trains his heart as an actor.
What's up?
It's a villain!
They even have a rule.
You can't take funny photos!
It's a horrible location.
I'm so happy.
I have a sour feeling.
I just went in there, so I'm getting tired.
It's very sour.
I have a sour feeling.
Next, we have the latest in fashion.
It's a huge slider that just opened in May of this year, the Andamanga Pooket.
Wow, this is amazing!
You can go down there, right?
You can go up.
You can go up?
You can't go up, can you?
It's a giant slider over 500 meters in length.
Start!
Wow!
This is a slider that pushes you forward with a strong current.
Wow!
(Screaming)
The slide accelerates with slope and water's power.
And this is "Bruce Lee Pocket" where you can enjoy various activities.
- Is it this one? - Yes, it is.
- It's a back jump. - Jump?
There are four courses, so shall we go four at the same time?
What?
Can they capture the moment of jumping four at the same time in a calendar photo?
- I'm scared. - Wait a minute.
- Let's go. - I'm scared.
- Yes.
- Three, two, one... - I'm scared.
Start!
She did it!
- Who is it? - Who is it?
Who is it?
- Betrayer! - Betrayer!
I'm sick of you!
- And it was long from here. - Yes.
Four courses are not long enough, so even if you start at the same time, you can't jump.
- No? - No!
- No!
- Go! - Jump!
And the speed of sliding depends on your weight, so it's crucial to be able to do all four jumps at the same time.
Especially in Oshima, it's a big jump every time.
Oh, no!
Will she keep challenging herself?
- Last one! - Yes!
- Go for it! - Three, two, one...
Go!
- Not bad. - Not bad.
For the first time, all four of them are in the air at the same time!
What is the result of their curious photo?
She's bullying him so much!
So, they captured the moment when all four of them were dynamic.
This photo will be on the calendar!
They captured the moment when all four of them were dynamic!