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19,000 km away from Japan,
a special edition of "Onsen Dokoukai",
"America Activities" with Yurian!
We're finally in Europe!
We're finally here! America!
This is their first attempt to travel by themselves.
I'm going to die this time.
You can do it!
It's too short!
It wasn't long enough!
You can do it!
Thank you for waiting!
Miranda Kerr!
Stop it!
Don't be a girl!
Last year's "the double champion", Yurian Retriever,
used her 100% viewer rating to participate in "One-time-only".
We're finally here!
I'm so happy!
Yurian, you're really excited!
I lived in New York for three months.
New York City, lady!
I've been there before.
It's annoying.
Stop it!
It's time for her to tell us her story.
It's a story about an actress who appears in a Japanese movie from the Showa era.
From the Showa era...
The victim is Sensei.
Why?
Why did you do that?
I'll go with you.
"I'll go with you." "Why?" "I'll go with you."
Let's have Yurian enjoy a lot of advertisements.
"I like this." "I love it."
They came to the familiar amusement park, Six Flags.
"I want to ride that." "What is it?"
There is an unfamiliar-shaped machine.
"Cyborg Cyberspin." "What?" "I don't know the name."
The latest machine, which was just completed in June of this year.
"It's a new one." It is said to make a novel movement that has never been done before.
"What is it?" Yurian is going to ride it.
"Why?" "Is Yurian good at this kind of thing?"
I hate it.
Advertisement time, start!
"What's going on?" "I'm sick of it." "It's important for me to ride it."
The inner frame also spins.
Yes, this machine.
By rotating the three axes separately, you can experience a strong sense of floating that has never been done before.
I hate it.
Advertisement time, end!
What do you want me to do?
But the problem starts here.
"Next is that." "Wow, I want to go there."
There is a huge free fall.
"I hate it." "I don't know what you're talking about."
The world's largest free fall.
It's called Zuumanjaro.
The highest point is 126.5 meters.
"It's the worst." When it falls, the force is more than 4G.
Food club. They appeared for the first time three years ago.
Their unique faces are even more unique.
Yulian's challenge!
Since we're here, let's fall like a gacha pin.
Is this like a gacha pin?
No, it's not.
So you want me to fall like this?
Can you do it?!
You can't do it, can you?!
Let's go to the sky!
Yulian! Calm down and go!
Can you do it?!
She's still climbing!
It's the worst when you're climbing!
No, I can't do it anymore!
And finally, she reaches the top!
It's burning like this...
Wow, it's scary!
Yulian, standby like a gacha pin!
Wow!
She's cute!
And...
She falls!
Gachapin has evolved into his second form!
Next up is Ganbareruya!
First up is Mahiru!
Gachapin has evolved into his second form!
The moment he received "g"...
His lower lip drooped dramatically!
Next up is Yoshiku!
She's just creepy...
And she doesn't show any of her important parts!
She ties her hair and goes to the weather station!
This time she caught it perfectly!
Yoshiko's face stretches out!
Shiro! Go for it!
Next up is serious sumo!
How good is Yurian's self-confidence?
It was my dream to do this sumo!
I'll go first!
Yoshiko, you're good at this!
We've been together for 6 years now.
Since we met.
We've accumulated a lot of things.
Don't forget it!
What we've accumulated is not only weapons...
That's deep!
I'll do it for you, too!
First up is a fight of the same age!
Yoshiko vs Yurian Redriever!
Yoshiko, you!
What?!
You!
You've always been so cute!
She used to be a gal.
You're making me ugly again!
You business ugly woman!
You're making me ugly again!
As expected of you!
But!
Don't say it because it'll get in the way of gay culture!
Gay culture doesn't get in the way of it!
Japan gets in the way of it!
What do you mean?!
That's right!
Go for it!
You have a good face!
Go for it!
You have a good face!
Go for it!
Get out of my way! I'm not a pro wrestler!
Get out of my way!
Come at me!
You come at me!
Get out of my way!
I'm a sumo wrestler!
Get out of my way!
Yoshiku loses!
Next up, Okarina attacks!
Okarina, I heard about it!
About what?
That you're not noticed by anyone!
Oh, she's using a laser method.
You shouldn't be noticed by anyone!
She called me "seikei".
You called me "seikei" for no reason!
You should've called me "natural seikei"!
You've got more moles in this soil!
Oh, you've got more moles!
It's heavy.
Yurian loses!
You shouldn't have more moles! You've got more muscles!
You shouldn't have more moles!
What's wrong with you?
You've got more moles now.
Next up is a motor park!
Let's do that.
It's not what it says. It says "fat boy".
What's "fat boy"?
This is "blob".
It's an activity where you fly people with the air pressure of people falling from above.
It could be a leak.
That's right. They say water is about the height of cement.
They say it's dangerous to fall from a high place.
Let's do it!
Yurian and Yuipi will fall from above.
It's heavy.
Yushiko will be blown away.
One, two, three!
It's an accident!
But this time, only the members in the heavyweight class will be blown away.
Only the lightest Mahiru will be blown away.
She'll never fly in the air again.
Beautiful, beautiful.
That hurt.
Mahiru, how was it?
Asphalt.
Next, we'll test her guts.
What we've been waiting for is yoga master Amit.
Okay, everyone, let's do flower yoga.
Flower yoga!
What's that?
Flower yoga.
Flower yoga is yoga where you pass a tube from your nose to your mouth and clean up your throat and nose.
Ganbareruya, flower yoga first experience!
If you put a little more effort into it, it'll go in smoothly.
Ah, it came out!
Grab a tube with your index and middle fingers.
Yoshiko, can you do it?!
Ugh!
My chest!
And also Yulian!
I can't do it!
Even though she's quite strong, she gives up!
Since no one can do it, Yuipi is the model!
You can do it!
It's all up to luck now!
Just like that...
She takes it out!
Oh my god!
Master takes it out himself!
Oh my god!
Amazing!
Master!
Next up is a patent activity!
A special tire tube has been prepared!
I'll have someone throw it at me and I'll receive it!
Due to rights concerns, we can't show you,
but we've made a video like this!
She'll throw it and hit the tire tube at someone!
It's closer than I thought!
Let's give it a try!
This tire attack...
If you hit it and fall down, you're skydiving!
No way! No way!
I'm so glad I'm fat!
I'm so lucky!
Even if you hit it, you can't fall down!
What's going on?
Yoshiko-san, shall we go in the middle?
Come on!
What is that?
I always think about it,
but can you not cut someone's life like that?
It can't be helped!
So, who will she hit?
Will it be...
Even if you get hit by a tire, you'll hold on to it with your willpower.
Even if I fall down, I'll do my best.
I think I can do it.
The second match.
Yuria and Shikari are in a duel.
I really don't like this.
People will feel painful at first.
Do you want to fly, too?
You're strong-willed.
You should tell her.
I don't want to.
I'm a fighter.
Isn't it lonely if you're alone?
Don't say that.
I feel like my stethoscope is getting bigger.
Let's go skydiving!
Bye-bye.
The plane reaches 4,000 meters above the ground.
Gate open!
It's their first time skydiving in their lives.
First, Yuria.
Locked up!
Next, Yoshiko.
I'll tell you everything.
She falls down at 200 kilometers per hour.
On the other hand, Yuria...
Her face is destroyed.
And they land safely.
(Laughter)
I'm getting emotional.
(Laughter)
Beautiful tears.
(Laughter)
The world is so big, but we are so small.
Everyday...
(Laughter)
We become stupid.
The world has changed.
(Laughter)
The world has changed.
(Laughter)
I've never seen it before.
I've flown twice, but it didn't work.
(Laughter)
Is there anyone who becomes like this in front of you?
You look like you're going to do it.
How emotionally strong are you?
I love you.
(Laughter)
You look like you're going to do it.
(Laughter)
That's it for the America Tour.
(Laughter)