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Each month, the members travel around the world and attempt to take wonderful photos.
They collect them and aim for the completion of the 2019 calendar.
"ITTEQ CALENDAR PROJECT".
The project is...
Oh, I've run out of porn.
Will I be able to keep up with my work life?
I've been getting complaints about it a lot lately.
I get complaints about it a lot.
Oh, I'm getting complaints about it all of a sudden.
Oh!
That's right!
We're in Johannesburg!
Look at this fashionable-looking building!
It's the first time for Nakaoka to land in Africa!
This time, they'll shoot various photos in Cameroon Africa.
Among them, they'll choose one to put on the calendar.
When you say you want to get a photo, there's a theme.
- A theme? - Yes.
Don't fall, Nakaoka!
That sounds dangerous!
Where is it from?
It's from over there.
It's like a bridge in Cameroon.
You can bungee jump from over there.
No way!
Bungee!
That's the worst!
This is the best bungee jump for the passengers of low- power trains that are no longer in use!
They're getting nervous.
This is too scary!
They're already scared of going to the jump platform.
This is amazing!
This is the last one!
This is amazing!
I love bungee jumping!
I'll do my best!
This is the last one!
Nakaoka doesn't like high places.
Can it fly?
I'm scared.
3, 2, 1...
It's flying!
Can it fly?
It's flying!
What's in the picture?
Wait a minute.
It's so small.
It doesn't matter who flies it.
I have one more thing.
What is it?
"Mochiru Nakaoka 2".
You promised me it would be the last one.
No, it's the last one for today.
I thought you were saying "today", "today", "today" up there.
The next challenge is...
"Cordless Bungee".
It's a new activity created inside a cooling tower.
You'll fall on the net without a life map.
Wait a minute.
I'm so scared I can't believe it.
It's even scarier when you can't see below you.
3, 2, 1...
Can it fly?
Please watch "Mochiru Nakaoka" in slow motion.
Mochiru Nakaoka
First of all, Nakaoka's good face was captured.
Next, he challenges the world-famous animal video.
A man who gently strokes a lion's stomach.
Slurping
A lion sneezes.
Let's see if it's true.
But it's cute.
It's cute.
Children born after 10 weeks cooperate.
Does a lion sneeze when you stroke its stomach?
I'll stroke your stomach.
Stroking, stroking, stroking, stroking...
He did it.
He did it when he went home.
Wait a minute.
I'm sorry.
It's crowded, isn't it?
It's definitely chewing.
Slurping
What is this child doing?
I'm scared of the neck.
It's spinning.
It's dangerous.
It hurts!
It seems that the animals like Nakaoka's messy room.
It's dangerous.
It hurts!
It's dangerous!
Stopping, stopping...
Rescue!
Rescue, please!
Please let me rescue you.
By the way...
This girl is serious!
I don't think she will sneeze.
I think she will play with me.
Rescue is three minutes late.
Next, an activity full of sins.
That is, putting raw meat in your body and chasing cheaters.
An activity that actually exists in South Africa.
An activity full of sins.
Really?
Yes.
Does it really exist?
Yes, it does.
Does it really exist?
Yes, it does.
What? You just said "well"...
Does it really exist?
I heard it exists, but...
I don't do it in the same place anymore.
I do it in a different place.
So you don't do it with someone you don't usually do it with.
No, I don't.
You don't do it with a cheater you don't usually do it with.
That's right.
It's over!
Next, I will explain the rules.
In South Africa, you put meat in your body and do your best.
On the other hand, the person who will film you is a camera assistant, Omori.
Will he be able to take a picture?
If you think it's dangerous, you can use the tape around your waist.
If you think it's dangerous...
You will cut off the meat and leave.
That's important.
Let's go!
In South Africa, you will be chased by cheaters.
You can do it! You can do it! You can do it!
Wait a minute.
There are two of them.
If you talk to them, they will get excited.
There are two of them.
Look, they are ready.
It's the moment you enter.
Into the cage where the cheater waits.
Until South Africa reaches the starting position, the staff will lure them in with food.
Wait a minute.
You can do it. You can do it.
You can do it.
South Africa is finally at the starting position.
Why?
She noticed! She noticed!
She forgot to remove the meat and ran away!
Did the cheater catch up with her?
Please watch the video!
She forgot to remove the meat and ran away!
Two cheaters caught up with her!
Next, stick standing!
She stood up and did the perfect trick!
This is very difficult!
Next, stick standing!
This is very difficult!
First, put strength in your body and lift your body up.
If you don't stand upright against the ground, you won't be able to use your strength.
Huh?
Whoa, this is pretty hard.
Lately, Nakaoka is dieting and working out. Can he do it?
Go for it!
- Go for it! - Go for it!
Go for it!
I'm out of breath.
Here, he uses Nakaoka's power to wake him up.
Hey! You too!
How dare you do this to me!
A little more! A little more!
A little more! No, no, no!
No, no!
Ow, ow, ow!
Are you carrying this with you?
Now, let's watch Nakaoka's self-portrait video.
Nakaoka and Mr. Zou.
Towel?
Zou-colored towel.
Here it is.
Here it is, Mr. Zou's towel.
Wonderful.
Nakaoka talks about music.
Music.
Music is the best!
Nakaoka talks to Mr. Zou.
You're the one who ate this important friend's shimaumago, aren't you?!
I'm sorry.
You're wearing sunglasses all of a sudden.
Should I put my bangs up?
I put my bangs up a little.
You're good at it.
Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up.
I have a tea.
I have a sugar.
I'm a tea.
Next, designate a wild animal and aim for a T-shirt.
The method is...
Naaaaaaaa!
What is it?
If you play the horn and get closer, you can get closer to the wild animals.
Is it like this?
Maybe this is what you were trying to do.
That's right.
Takaoka suddenly goes out.
I'm the most unnatural.
Unnatural and naughty.
Animals are all naked. It's unnatural for them to wear clothes.
I see. You misinterpreted the definition of "natural".
Meanwhile...
Look! A giraffe!
Oh, it's a giraffe!
It's so close!
They found another wild giraffe.
Wild animals are amazing.
Can I get closer?
It's cold now, so let's run away.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, they ran away.
I'm so excited.
Wild animals are extremely cautious.
Oh, they ran away.
If you're not careful, they'll run away right away.
It's been two hours since they started.
They haven't caught anything yet.
Oh, no.
This is hard.
Then...
Makaoka found something!
They're eating it.
They're eating it perfectly.
You can take it home with you.
I don't need it.
It's been three hours since they started.
There's a giraffe over there.
Where? A giraffe?
In front of you.
Okay, okay, okay.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
They found another giraffe.
It's about 80 meters away from the giraffe.
What are you doing?
Can they get closer?
Look, look.
50 meters left.
They're getting closer slowly so that they don't get caught.
They're looking this way all the time.
30 meters left.
But the giraffe is suspicious, too.
I'm here for water.
Water.
Water, water, water.
I'm here for water.
I'm your friend.
I'm your friend at all.
Makaoka is in the best position.
I can do a three-shot.
Three-shot.
However...
It ran away.
The giraffe ran away.
It ran away.
The giraffe was very fast when it noticed me.
It was very fast.
But it didn't notice you at first.
- At first... - It was wondering what you were doing.
- It was looking at you. - I wonder...
if I should act like I've seen it before.
It's a pervert!
It ran away.
The last one is that rare animal.
What?
It's Makaoka riding an elephant.
Makaoka riding an elephant?
Wild?
Yes. It approaches a wild elephant and takes a calendar photo.
Can I ride a wild elephant?
A wild African elephant is a scary animal.
Can you ride it? It's dangerous to get close.
Prepare a strategy.
Like this.
Is it an elephant's nose?
It's a tree.
- Is it a tree? - It's a tree.
There's a branch here.
You stand on the branch.
When the elephant passes you...
Like this.
- You look like you're riding an elephant? - That's right.
You don't suddenly think, "Wow, that's weird," and the elephant passes you, do you?
No.
I don't know much about that.
- I don't know much about it. - You don't know?
You say you don't know much about it,
but you try not to know much about it.
Richard, the animal guide, will tell you more about it.
Elephants often come under those trees.
Let's hide under those trees and wait for them.
Isn't it dangerous?
If they find you, it's pretty dangerous.
If the elephant gets angry, you don't know what you'll do.
I was about to meet it as soon as it attacked me.
Can they take a photo with the elephant in the middle of the hill?
They hide under the tree and stand by.
If they sense a sign of people, the elephant won't come.
I hope it's here.
They keep waiting for 30 minutes.
- Oh, it's here. - It's here.
- The elephant is here. - It's here.
It's the biggest African elephant among all the animals that live on land.
There are three precious elephants that are endangered species.
There are quite a few of them.
Is it here? Is it here?
- But the elephant stopped next to the tree. - Is it here? Is it here?
Can you see it?
Then...
Let's go this way.
One elephant goes towards the middle of the hill.
It's here. It's here. It's here.
- Wow. - It's huge.
- It's huge.
- There are two more elephants in the sky.
It's another big chance for them.
They hurry and move on the branch.
But then...
They found us!
The elephant noticed them and attacked them with its nose.
The elephant is in a big trouble.
The elephant's nose hits the elephant's nose.
- Help me! - Help me!
- The elephant attacks them. - Attack?
- It pushes its nose back. - Sorry, sorry.
- It slips. - Sorry.
- It's so strong! - Sorry.
- It caught the miracle moment. - Sorry.
- Sorry.
- Are you crazy? - Sorry, sorry.
- Sorry. - Sorry.
- The elephant's nose hits the elephant's nose. - Sorry.
But they continue the miracle.
A giraffe pooped!
- It's huge! - It's a huge giraffe!
A giraffe pooped! I'm sorry!
- No way! - No way!
I'm dying!
Hold on!
It's a giraffe poop!
Look!
It's running so much!
- I'm dying! - It's running so much!
You're dying!
Nakaoka is in a panic.
Help me!
But now, no one can save Nakaoka.
She waits for the animals to leave.
Nakaoka! Nakaoka!
40 minutes of fear on fire.
Finally, it's over!
You don't help me at all.
You're not what you promised me.
I'm angry. I'm angry.
I don't know how dangerous it is or how it's not dangerous.
I'm angry. I'm angry.
Why is your nose clogged?
No, no, you did a good job.
It's a great breath.
I thought you were angry.
At first...
I thought you smelled me.
In the middle...
A mad nose breath.
I don't know.
I thought you were angry.
I couldn't see anyone helping me at all.
Do you have a stick with you?
There's no way I can beat an elephant.
However, despite their defeat...
The photos they took were great.
The photos Nakaoka took...
Let's choose a fun one for our calendar!
We've decided on this one!