AISubs v3.7
There are many YouTube craftsmen around the world who shoot and upload funny videos and post them.
This project aims at making people around the world laugh by shooting with them.
The topic is...
YouTube
It's hot in LA this summer.
It's hot in LA.
It's really hot in LA.
LA...
It's hot in LA!
That's right!
It's the opposite!
It's hot in LA!
It's the opposite of LA!
Let's watch that video first!
Open it up.
Oh, it's Kisumi!
It's the one you and Imoto did.
Imoto did it alone.
Imoto and Imoto did it with two men.
You were all struggling in a place where you couldn't kiss.
What's your goal?
Five beautiful girls.
Can she kiss twenty-five girls?
Can she kiss a seven-year-old man who doesn't want to be kissed?
There are only sarcastic comments.
Hey, kiss me!
What's up with you?
Kiss me, okay?
Okay.
She kissed him in one minute!
That's cheating!
And...
Okay, okay, okay!
That's cheating!
We don't know why, but beautiful girls come one after another to kiss!
From babies to children!
Thank you! Thank you!
As a result, the number of people who kissed in an hour is 35.
Wow!
300 people!
This time, they will travel to see if they should be a little excited.
Let's go and check it out!
First of all, a challenge video with something.
Hang something up a little and see if you can catch it.
What are you going to get?
You can watch Shouhei Otani's match.
Wow, that's amazing!
Ticket challenge.
No way!
It's really good!
When will Nakouf go to see the match in private?
And the challenge they will do with the ticket is...
Swimming jump!
A man who gets tired of swimming and jumps with a float.
What should I do?
As you do, you can do a big wave and big jump.
Wow!
How do you do this?
This time, if he gets the ticket with his mouth, it will be a success.
I see.
Will Nakouf stop with the ticket?
Here we go!
Let's go!
It looks easy in the video,
but it's physically very tough because you have to keep jumping in the water.
Moreover, if the wave and the timing don't match, you can't fly high.
It's strange, isn't it?
Even if I wipe my face, my face gets wet.
Red face.
Re-challenge. How about this time?
By pushing the flag down like a pump, the wave becomes bigger.
Now, is the height enough? Will it hit it? Will it work?
Will it hit it? Will it work? Will it not work?
(burps)
(laughs)
When I only have a little bit of mouth,
I feel like I'm drooling,
but it's painful.
(laughs)
Next,
Otani's ticket-paying challenge.
(laughs)
It's a sport
that doesn't have a good image in Japan.
A black shadow approaches
the back of the red hill.
What is it?
Are you confident in your physical strength?
What is it?
I've done a lot of things,
but I'm not
used to this.
(burps)
What is it?
I'm scared.
(burps)
Is it a tackle?
What is it?
This is the latest "Abe robot".
It is developed for tackle practice.
You can also make quick turns
with a simple remote control.
This time,
if you can defeat a running robot
with a tackle in 30 seconds,
you can get Otani's ticket.
It's just a robot.
As expected,
human beings can't beat Shunmitsuya.
(laughs)
Is it a tackle or Otani's ticket challenge?
Will a robot win
or will it be a red hill?
I will definitely win
Otani's ticket!
It's a close game!
A red hill rush!
But the robot dodges it with his back.
Wow! It's fast!
It's fast!
A red hill chance!
But it doesn't touch.
He's fast! He's fast!
It's not fair! It's not fair! It's not fair!
I can't catch up with you!
Your way of doing things is unfair!
I can't catch up with you like that!
I can catch up with you, but I can't stay away from you!
Is there such a fast racer?
Hey...
Is there such a fast racer?
Is there such a top speed racer in the world?
Is there?
Is there such a fast racer?
With such speed...
Is there?
Is there such a...
Is there?
Next, a popular video in the world...
Hello. Nice to meet you.
A female YouTuber, Ms. Merinda is cooperating with us.
What are you going to teach us today?
I'm going to teach you ASMR.
ASMR?
When you say "ASMR" directly...
You get a sense of propriety.
What do you mean?
To put it simply...
It's like you're whispered in your ear and you get a tingling sensation.
I heard it's amazing.
The video that draws attention to the sound that causes it is not available in the world right now.
First of all, we'll listen to her voice.
Her voice is recorded with a special microphone shaped like an ear.
In order for it to echo like a real ear...
We hope you can get a more realistic sound.
Close your eyes...
And let me suck you in.
It doesn't have a mouth.
Yes...
I'm sorry, but...
I think I'm going to like you a little bit.
So let's start with the carbonated drinks.
I'm half-naked.
Can you hear me?
I'm half-naked.
It's itchy.
Let me suck you in.
What is this?
I'm half-naked.
Can you hear me?
I think I'm going to like you a little bit.
Why is that?
It's ice.
It sounds good.
It sounds like a radio.
It sounds good.
My throat hurts.
Go for it!
Are you kidding me?
He doesn't drink carbonated drinks.
He just drinks it as it is.
This is so dirty.
I have a runny nose because of drinking ginger ale.
Are you kidding me?
Then you drank it.
It's dirty.
"ASMR".
Next is "Blanbe".
"Blanbe" is a cooking method of adding ingredients such as brandy and alcohol to ingredients and seasoning them.
"Bakaoka" is a success if you make a gas stove fire in one shot.
I got it! I got it!
Did you get it?
She successfully caught it in one shot!
But, was it too dangerous?
She was caught in the middle of nowhere.
It's burnt.
No, it stinks.
I'll do whatever I want with it.
Next up, the world's stupidest man.
A man who slides a hand-made slider.
What's ahead of him...
...is a bunch of Kamiyashis.
Hey!
No...
You shouldn't do it.
It's too dangerous.
I'll do it here.
Where's the goal?
The black part is the face fastener.
This time, he'll make a hand-made slider with the soft side of the face fastener.
And for the hard side,
he'll stick it to Nakaoka's swimsuit and if it sticks well and stops, it's a clear!
If it doesn't stop, he'll go to the pond.
Nakaoka, will it stop well?
Here I go!
Three...
Two...
One...
Go!
Oh no!
Even though he lost speed,
he still fell.
It's not scary at all!
It's quite difficult, you know.
Second attempt!
He fell.
Damn it!
Even after that, he changes his posture and tries again, but it doesn't work.
Now that he's stopped, he doesn't feel any meaning, but Takaoka doesn't give up.
I'm losing energy, this is bad.
This is bad, this is bad.
Next time, I'll try it in front of me.
- In front of you? - Because I can control it in front of me.
I see, I see.
- Now! - And with only 27 pins left...
Now!
Takaoka's turn.
Head-butt challenge!
Ouch!
Take off your pants!
It's slippery.
I thought I was caught.
It's slippery.
You're a pervert.
You're wearing a helmet.
Your stomach is floating.
Help me!
You knew it was dangerous, didn't you?
Didn't you?
Self-portrait video of director Nakaoka.
Nakaoka is crossing the infrared ray.
Intense sleepiness.
Good morning.
What's up?
Very busy person in the morning.
Oh, I'm busy. Shampoo or not? Hair or not?
Oh, I'm busy. Oh, I'm busy. Oh, I'm busy. Oh, I'm late.
Face only, middle hill.
Penguin.
It's cold again today.
Alpaca.
Why do you have to be an alpaca?
Meerkat.
Hey, you.
He's really talkative.
Lastly, please think about it with me.
Think about what?
No way.
He said it.
Toyama Prefecture has the best opinion.
No way.
Let's wrap up with a video.
A man lying down on a slope.
A huge tire on the slope.
And...
What is it?
This.
No way.
Why do you have this?
This is a tire for minibikes.
If Nakaoka can catch it between his legs, it's a success.
This is a lot of work.
He's like a warrior.
Nakaoka touches the tire.
I'll catch it.
Okay.
I can't see the tire at all.
He can't see the tire until he jumps.
Okay, I'll show you.
Will it be a miracle?
I caught it.
The tire jumped out of his mouth and hit Nakaoka's back of the head.
I was so scared that I closed my legs and thought it was a gold ball.
I closed my legs and the rest of the gold ball hit me.
The rest of the gold ball hit you.
I got a tingling sensation.
Did it hurt?
No, I just didn't want it to hurt like this.
I'm going to eat you up for sure.
Next, bring me a diamond!
This year's "24-hour TV" has almost all of the members missing.
Behind the spotlight, everyone is...
A diamond!
Even the man who wasn't called there...
Continued to take on unexpectedly tough challenges.
Is my gold ball going to break first?
Or is it going to hit the tire first?
It's a match!
And finally, a miracle happens!
You saw that?! You saw that?! You saw that?! I caught it with my hand! You saw that?! You saw that?!
I caught it brilliantly!
Yes! It's too scary!
That's incredible!
That was the most scary thing I've ever seen before!
I don't know why, but I'm happy and about to cry!
No matter how meaningless a challenge it may be, once you achieve it, you'll lose, won't you?