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It's 9300 km away from Japan.
They investigate topics that interest the world.
Ito Asako's mystery tour in London.
"Traveler's Stop".
Chirip is proud of this place.
Chiripov Park.
The rainbow in your heart
always gave me courage.
Hello. I'm Asako Chirip. Nice to meet you.
It's been a while.
Chirip is known as the favorite place of London fans.
During this time of year, the harvest is at its peak.
You can see Chirip fields all over the place.
Now, let's talk about Chirip and her wisdom bag.
Chirip came from a truck.
When she came to Europe from Turkey...
Look at this. It looks like a turban, doesn't it?
That turban is called "chirip" in Turkish.
Chirip.
That's why it's called "chirip".
Let's start the London mystery tour.
The first mystery is...
This mysterious band, which is popular all over the world.
It's cute.
Let's differentiate between comical and proper.
Of course.
This is Mark and Tamara, who are playing in this mysterious band.
What are you two doing?
You're more mature than I thought.
Oh, you're used to it.
You're singing differently, too.
Cute, cute.
Huh? What's good about it?
There are other band members in this band.
Here is the identity of this mysterious band.
The band that came out is Gachou.
It's a little big.
Then...
Let's go.
Everyone, follow me.
It's amazing.
It's cute.
Yes, they are Gachou's marching band.
They started 20 years ago and are now going to cities and events all over Europe.
They are getting excited.
Then, why do Gachou follow them?
We have been living with them since we were eggs.
We are their dad and mom.
When Gachou came back from eggs,
he saw something moving for the first time and thought it was his dad and followed it.
He called this creature "surfacing".
Let's verify it here.
When Gachou's mom became a grandma,
Gachou and Gachou's dad became 90 years old.
The stage of verification is a city called Kalkmarl.
On weekends, the famous "cheese market" is opened.
Many people gather there.
A fake mom appears there.
I am mom.
Do I look like her?
Does the mom's eyes light up that much depending on the day?
The form is similar.
Then, the gate opens.
What will happen?
I'm a fake mom.
Go, go, go!
They succeeded without a hitch.
Gachou and Gachou's dad don't realize that their mom has been replaced.
In this way, the first episode is not separated and the marching is over.
Here is a story.
I didn't realize it.
Hello.
Mom is a grandma and Gachou is Susan.
Gachou, what are you doing?
Why did Gachou and Gachou's dad go back while saying something?
Now, let me explain.
The mysterious hypnosis that makes you sleep.
That person?
This is Keith, who hypnotizes people.
What does he hypnotize people with?
What are they doing?
They are coming.
There was a pig.
I'm a hypnotist who makes pigs sleep.
It doesn't look like a pig is sleeping.
I've never seen a pig sleeping.
Now, let me show you that trick.
It doesn't look like a pig is sleeping.
It's so funny.
Really?
You don't like it, do you?
You really don't like it, do you?
Are you okay?
Don't look at me.
Then...
Huh?
He was hypnotized in no time.
He didn't move at all.
And...
He suddenly went back to sleep and went crazy.
But...
It looks like a pig is giving up.
Then why didn't the pig move?
When an animal is in a completely different state from nature, it doesn't move.
Some animals make you stop breathing.
Pigs, too.
Some say that at this time, your brain is in a state of pause.
From my experience, if you remove stress with this, your flesh will improve.
Remove stress?
Remove stress.
Remove!
It's really squeaking!
Can I do this, too?
Yes, you can.
What? Why?
I asked him if he could hypnotize Asako, but he started hypnotizing Asako.
Why?
Squeak!
You can't see the exit.
And you start fighting.
Ouch!
I'm stressed out!
Next, we reveal the mystery of the man who called for us.
This is the man.
He looks like a seventh-year college student.
This is Mr. Kim, who called for us.
He got a carbonated drink.
What is it?
Something to drink.
What? What?
And...
It can't be...
Squeak!
It's an intense hiccup you can't think of as a human hiccup.
I can collect cows with this hiccup.
Cows are 50 meters ahead of you.
Let me show you.
Squeak!
What is this?
A cow is coming!
A cow is coming to the deck.
What is this?
Then, why is a cow coming?
According to him, this sound of a deck is a cow's cry for a gathering of friends.
Actually, this time is also severe and it seems that it won't come if it is missed.
Wow!
A gathering of friends!
Can you teach me some tips?
Drink carbonated water and make a "do" with a "sharp".
What kind of drink is carbonated water?
In the morning, when the temperature is reasonable,
they pour a large amount of carbonated water into their stomachs.
Will it come out?
Which one is sharp?
The wind blows and two bugs appear.
That's the first time it happened.
Yes, it's the first time.
It's the first time for me too.
Yes, it's the first time.
It's the first time.
Then, the wind blows again.
It was fun.
It was quite big.
The face.
It's gone.
Next, a mysterious master who makes himself the protagonist of a movie.
A master?
Isn't he sick?
Take the glasses.
Do you want me to take them?
I'm so scared.
Let's go.
Welcome.
Shall we begin?
What's with this man?
He is a street performer, Sir Beaser.
Hello.
Then, how will he make himself the protagonist of the movie?
Relax.
Lower your left foot.
What's with this man?
Stretch your back.
Stretch your left hand.
Don't move.
Be serious.
Okay, just like that.
Look at him.
It's like a spy movie.
What's with this man?
Next is the Matrix.
Matrix.
Stretch your left foot.
Bend your knees.
Who is it?
Okay, just like that.
He grabbed me with his left arm.
Okay, good job. Let's take a break.
This is a frozen action photo show proposed by Sylvie.
This video is registered as a commercial and is the only performance only Sylvie can do in the world.
I noticed it in your pose, but his pants have a zipper open.
Let me tell you a secret.
I've lived in Japan for 10 years, so I can speak Japanese.
If you can speak Japanese, let me tell you one thing.
Your pants have a zipper open.
Let's recreate a scene like a movie with Sylvie.
Please watch "Frozen Action Photo Show with Asako".
Frozen Action Photo Show with Asako
- Awesome! - Awesome!
- Her posture... - Her posture is amazing.
She fell down.
- Her stomach is amazing. - I know, right?
The performance is over!
But the most amazing thing was...
From under the barber...
- She fell down. - I know, right?
I wonder if her posture has changed.
Next up is...
A shocking and mysterious yoga master!
Isn't he that suspicious guy?
Whoa, what's this? Turn around!
This is a yoga master...
Mr. Jason and his assistant, Ms. Januario!
What kind of master are you?
I'm a master of high-speed nose-biting.
That's crazy!
I have no idea! I have no idea!
And I don't like it!
Nose-biting is...
From one nostril to the other nostril...
You flush water through it.
It's said to prevent colds...
And prevent hay fever.
Normally, you use this kind of container...
For about 500cc of water.
What's this?
They use this pump.
Using this pump, we'll do 5 liters of nosebleeding at high speed.
Let's see that technique!
Jason is a yoga teacher.
Every morning, when he's nosebleeding, he thinks of this device and technique to make the students happy.
And he speeds up!
You're too fast! Stop it!
Nosebleeding at high speed, finished!
Nosebleeding doesn't happen in liters, does it?
Doesn't it hurt?
No, it feels good when my nose goes through it.
I still have a bad cold.
Before we came here, I had a bad cold and my nose was messed up.
I got some medicine for it.
Then, sell it and clean your nose!
And the prize is...
If you can do 3 liters of nosebleeding, you'll get a reward.
Really?
3 liters.
Let's do it!
Then, high-speed nose-biting challenge, start!
At first, he thought he would stumble.
But in the morning, his nose-biting potential is amazing.
It is a force that cannot be denied by professionals.
Citizen, Sofen.
The water is even more powerful.
Ah, I'm worried about this.
(Laughter)
What is that?
(Laughter)
The water is only a little left.
Do your best!
And then...
(Laughter)
A bad accident occurs.
It's my first time.
Even so...
It's my first time.
While making the citizens panic...
Ah, it's funny.
He cleared 3 liters.
By the way, everyone...
Please do not imitate.
This is bad.
(Laughter)
Then, the reward for clearing...
Here it is.
What is it?
What is this?
Mysterious pants.
I'm curious about it.
Think about it.
Wake up.
Mysterious pants' secret.
At first glance, they are ordinary pants.
What are they really like?
What do you mean?
They don't smell at all.
It's a rare underwear.
Isn't it too big?
(Laughter)
What? Doesn't it smell like this?
Yes.
Pants that don't smell like bears.
Why is that?
Actually, these pants are made of special fibers used in the military's anti-chemical weapon suits called "zoflex".
So, do they really smell like bears? Let's find out!
Even if I really look like this, I'm raised so that I don't pee in front of people.
Well, I've gotten a little older and it's like a coincidence.
Asako-san, it's your turn.
Yes, it's like poo.
However, poo doesn't come out that easily.
The director and cameraman also joined in.
All of us.
What is this?
An old man and an old woman and an old man.
The three of them eat poo that's easy to come out of and when it's about to come out, they stop.
But there's also a surprise.
What the old man and old woman are wearing are just regular pants.
What kind of drama will come out of this?
Let's start the test!
Oh, it's good!
It's good.
However, it's hard to come out of it even if you try.
It's coming out of my ankle.
It hurts.
What is this?
In addition, they try the exercise that makes it easy for poo to come out of it as much as they can.
And an hour later...
If it's about to come out of me, can I take it out?
As it is.
Finally, it's coming out of the old woman.
What is this?
It came out!
Will it smell?
For a moment, his fart didn't smell at all.
It didn't smell at all.
And then...
It's coming out. It's coming out.
It's coming out.
Now, it's Asako's surprise.
It's coming out. It's coming out.
It stinks!
This is my original underwear.
Hey!
It stinks!
Lastly, the brand's attention-grabbing commercial mystery.
Huh? He looks like a normal man.
This is Tom, an employee of Holland Railways who planned a commercial.
And this is the commercial.
This man is being attached to a pillar.
In fact, the president of Holland Railways...
And then...
The pillar rotates.
Yes, it was tied up by a giant windmill.
This commercial, in which the president himself becomes a human windmill and rotates, caused a huge controversy.
- What kind of commercial was it? - It's amazing.
It's a commercial made for PR purposes for the first time in the world...
- ...that the Dutch railway uses wind power generation alone. - The president is amazing.
I heard you are a very famous person in Japan.
Please promote the Dutch railroad in Japan as well.
Isn't it unfair to complain to the queen?
I know one thing for sure. Even if I'm tied up here, I'll definitely be rotated.
Anyway, let's go.
One of Dutch specialties, windmills.
One-fourth of the country's land, and less than 0 meters below sea level...
...has been using windmills as a pump for pumping water into and out of the sea.
This time, we'll challenge a 30-meter-high giant windmill.
- Hello. - Okay, hello.
They'll cooperate with us...
...the owner of windmills, Robin...
...the stuntman, Marcel...
...and Simon.
There's only one thing you can do...
...and that's standing here.
Isn't this a bit too much?
This time, we'll use trains and windmills like these...
...and aim for Asako's collaboration.
- You don't need Asako, do you? - If we don't have everything together like this...
- ...we can't do it now. - That's true. Trains and windmills, right?
But a problem occurs here.
I've been hearing about strong winds since 2 p.m., but...
...it's windless.
So...
...these men are going to turn it with their hands.
- I'm really scared of it. - Really?
To make it easier to pull...
...they've attached a rope to the windmill and are ready.
The problem is whether this giant windmill can turn by hand or not.
Let's move it!
Two minutes before the train passes...
...they're finally ready!
It's too high! It's too high!
And...
My OK doesn't matter anymore!
Tragedy Windmill Start!
Oh, it's shaking! It's shaking!
Push it! Push it! Push it!
It weighs about 500kg.
Men's screams echo.
Push it! Push it!
Like a roller coaster, they slowly go up.
I don't like this!
I don't like it!
Push it! Push it!
They reach the top in the morning.
And...
Somehow, they make it in one lap.
It's way too fast!
And in this momentum, they finish in two laps.
Now, it's a matter of timing with the train.
Now, the train has arrived.
Go for it!
Well done, train and windmill.
And their collaboration is complete.
Thank you. Thank you.
So, so happy.
I'm very, very sorry.
Asako can't stop crying.
However, she was turned around by the windmill of Holland.
She was able to regain her title of a comedian.
This has been Asako's Mystery Tour.