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My gold medal!
It's a sports test to see if this 54-year-old has the physical strength needed as a reaction entertainer.
If you can challenge various skills and clear the challenges, you'll get a gold medal!
Do you have a favorite?
No, no, no, no, no, I'm not kidding. Who are you asking?
How much do you think you've won so far?
A man you don't want to be hugged.
A man you hate.
The man who shocked me the most was the man who wanted to bury me in the sand.
I love you.
Will this 54-year-old man be able to win a gold medal?
7,800 kilometers away from Japan.
A sports test of a reaction entertainer.
An old gold medal in Australia.
I brought it with me! Australia!
This time you will win a gold medal.
I'm full of motivation.
- Are you confident? - Yes, I'm confident.
By the way, have you ever won a gold medal in your life?
I was the best in school.
- In school? - In elementary school.
I was an old man.
What's wrong with you, Maria?
Why do you have such an aura?
You should say it more.
Also, you are from Waseda University.
So, let's go.
This is a gold medal.
The first event is...
Bouldering.
It is a sport of climbing adopted as an official event from the Tokyo Olympics.
You climb a scaffold installed at a height of five meters or less and reach a cold hold.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
Ms. Emma will tell us about it.
She is a member of the Australian national team.
Last year, she won third place in Oceania.
Very good! Very good!
You are a Spider-Man!
You are a very advanced climber.
- What did you say? - You are a very advanced climber.
As you can see...
That bonitoring...
Is it okay?
There is also a different course, so it's okay.
Now, let's get started!
If you can climb this wall, you get a gold medal!
This is the wall that Feger challenges!
If you touch the pink boulder within 2.5 meters of it, you get a gold medal!
Use your head! If you do that, you can clear it!
Souffle bouldering is a race where you find a route to climb from the opposite side of the pole.
In other words, if you don't use your brain and physical strength, you can't get a gold medal!
By the way, if you fail in each race, you get a push-up!
Now, let's go! A challenge for a gold medal!
Now, the race will begin soon!
I'm Ebihara, a Japanese TV announcer.
The commentary is done by Masatoshi Sugita, who is a former representative of Japan and has done route settings at world cups and other events.
Thank you for your cooperation!
Now, the race has just begun!
First of all, which hold will he use to put his feet on?
It's good! It's a good shape up to here!
Wow! Mr. Sugita, this is...
His feet are on the opposite side of the pole!
I don't think he can climb in this shape!
He definitely can't climb!
Feger is facing the opposite direction of the pole!
What is this?
There's a lot of white stuff on it.
I'm sure it means something.
It doesn't look like it, but I'm sure it's used for something.
I see, I see.
Mr. Sugita, what do you think of this theory?
We absolutely have to use it there.
Mr. Degauer, you understood it well.
It's amazing.
It's only been 40 seconds, but he's still on the ground!
He's running out of time.
How is it, Mr. Degauer?
He made it!
Whoa!
That was an unusual move!
Mr. Sugita tried to grab a wall with nothing on it!
That's an unusual style.
Will it end on the ground like this?
There's only half of the time left!
Can he do it in one and a half minutes?
That's what I'm talking about.
Wow, he made it!
Mr. Sugita, you made it!
That's right.
It was only one step, but I made it.
All right!
Wow, wow, wow!
It's amazing that you made it this far.
I don't know how you made it, and I don't know if you made it or not.
It's like you climbed a high mountain, but look at this!
It's about 40 centimeters above the ground!
If you can put your feet on it here, you can see the goal.
Is that so?
You can do it!
Will he be able to put his feet on it?
He did it!
He put his feet on it!
Can he make it?
You can do it!
No, he can't make it!
How is it? Is it big?
How is it?
He made it!
The record is 2 minutes and 31 seconds!
It was just a little touch, but he won a gold medal!
Thank you for your hard work.
How was it?
It was more difficult than I imagined.
First of all, you need strength in your arms and flexibility in your body.
Most of all, I think it's your head.
This is a new sport.
Boltering? Boltaring?
Boltaring?
So, you won a gold medal!
Thank you!
Thank you for your hard work.
At the previous shooting, Michael Jackson's song was playing all over the city.
I was excited and I was dancing in the morning.
When she saw me like that, she said something.
Wow, you're good!
I can't do it.
You're a new generation. Thank you.
Before they go for their second gold medal, they will experience the latest fitness.
It's called "speed fit".
It's a training that uses electricity to train your body.
Electricity to your body?
It's not "electricity", it's "electricity"!
It's advanced EMS training.
When electricity flows, you put strength in your muscles.
If you do this for 20 minutes,
you can train your muscles for 4 hours.
Change into a special suit with electricity.
Let's start!
I'll turn on the power, so come here.
Yay! I'm scared!
Suddenly it's "bilibili"
It's not "bilibili", it's "bilibili"!
Okay, I'll give you a signal.
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
It's coming! It's coming!
Do you want me to shake your hand?
Are you kidding me?
It's going up!
I guess I should lower it.
Hey! Don't underestimate me! It's not okay at all!
It's going up!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
What is this thing!?
You told me to stop, but you let go of my hand!
If I said "stop", you'd really stop!
Now, bow! Bow!
Hold on a second, my clothes didn't come off at all.
Just hold on, just hold on...
Oh no, oh no...
Can you...take it off, please?
Oh no, oh no...
You can do it, you can do it...
What do you mean, "what do you mean, what do you mean?"
It's not done yet!
Just hold on, wait...
Do you think this is over?!
It's normal, but it's a little far away.
It's a little far away.
Now, let's move on to the gold medal.
The second category is...
Swimming individual medley.
Butterfly, backstroke, breaststroke, crawl 25 meters each.
If you can swim a total of 100 meters without touching your feet, you win the gold medal.
A butterfly flying in the air...
To be honest, you can't beat me, who you thought you could.
First of all, Taniga demonstration.
- Yummy! - Awesome!
- Good! - Okay, first, the butterfly!
Whoa, whoa!
- Looking good! - Looking good, butterfly!
Those who visited the senior school can swim well!
- Amazing! - Great!
Okay, from the butterfly to hand swimming!
- Wow! - Amazing!
- Wow, wow! - Wow!
- A stability goal! - With no danger at all, she swam and truly scored!
Amazing!
That was awesome!
Now, it's finally "begao" (time for "begao"!)
Will Critia be able to cut 100m of water without touching her feet?
Ready... Go!
The medal is a desperate butterfly.
But its legs are too weak to reach it.
Moreover, it adjusts the angle of the underwater camera itself.
However, it manages to reach 25 meters.
Now, let's carry it.
The butterfly is much heavier to carry.
However, as you can see, its legs can't reach it.
And in the middle of swimming, Tomyoo shows a strong grip from behind.
It's like she's in a bath, not a swimming pool.
But she can't get her feet on the water.
And finally, the professional who said she was best at it.
She's 25 meters away.
Watch out!
Watch out for your feet!
She's about to get her feet on the water!
But she manages to hold on!
She's floating on her own!
It's too high!
But she stands up!
Wow!
She's 15 meters away!
Wow!
She's so good!
As you can see, this is not a slow motion video!
She's only 24 years old!
But she's doing her best!
She's struggling!
She's only 15 meters away!
She's trying to get her feet on the water!
She's trying so hard to reach the goal!
She can't reach it.
She's only 7 meters away!
How's that?!
She can't reach it!
She's losing her strength!
But she manages to float!
She manages to reach the goal!
She's almost there!
She can swim, but she can't reach it!
That's what makes her a gold medalist!
She can't reach it!
From the last 3 meters!
She reached the goal!
But, with her courage, she reached the goal again!
She won the silver medal!
I did it!
Here you go!
Thank you for your hard work!
You did well for 100 meters!
To be honest, it was really hard for me!
I got tired in the middle of the first butterfly,
and in the next two events, I had to carry her on my back.
That was really tough for me!
Do you want me to call you "carrying her on your back"?
No, it's fine!
I'll call you "carrying her on your back" from now on!
Now, let's digest the events that she couldn't win the gold medal!
First of all, soccer!
Heading shot!
OK!
This is dangerous! It's hard!
Ouch!
Bathtub! Retreat!
Ouch!
This is...
Ouch!
Oh!
Don't stand up!
I forgot!
I'm not standing up!
Don't stand up!
I'm standing up! I mean I'm standing up like this!
Don't stand up!
Stop it!
Oh, it's disgusting! Towel! Towel!
Next, "Stretching five steps"!
Five steps is like this, isn't it?
I'll never stop you!
Five steps?
No, it's five steps in reverse!
Why is that, Sumi?
Ouch! Ouch!
Oh, no! I'm scared! I'm scared!
Excuse me, can I do it three times?
No, no, no.
It's five steps all of a sudden.
Can I do it three times?
It's five steps all of a sudden.
Sorry.
One!
What?
No, no, no.
Can you do it like this?
It's hard to do it in reverse!
No, no, no. It has to be like that.
It's really dangerous.
It looks dangerous.
But can I do it without touching it?
Without touching it?
Can he do it?
Can you do it without touching it?
Ouch!
No, you can't do it like that!
Next, "Samba"!
And finally, "Gotanda"!
Alright, show me what you've got, Amaro-chan!
Alright, can you do it?
It's eye-opening! What's the last event?
Yeah! This is an Olympic event!
That's right!
Here, Enris Whitewater Stadium...
...is a crowded arena used in the Sydney Olympics.
In this gold medal mission...
...will they be able to swim 200 meters...
...without falling from the canoes?
And here...
Wait, I've found someone!
Oh, hello!
Oh, you're practicing here?
Olympic gold medalist...
...Takuya Haneda!
Takuya Haneda!
We're here to have you do this...
...but what's the most important thing for you to do?
It's difficult for me to say this...
...to an ordinary person...
...but I'm not afraid of anything.
First of all, look straight ahead...
...and do your best.
I don't think you can do it.
No way!
What makes you think you can win a medal?
The strong will to win it.
You're saying exactly what I wanted you to say.
I think that's the only thing...
...that makes you feel strong.
That's right.
You have that.
Good luck with the Tokyo Olympics!
Good luck!
With that feeling...
Yes, I'll do my best.
It's refreshing, isn't it? Amazing!
He also said it clearly, that this is not for amateurs.
Now, let's go! Gekiryu Canoe!
The course is 200 meters above sea level.
There are two challenges.
If you can get down without falling into the river, you get a gold medal!
Now, Begawa is coming up!
Huh?
Canoe is now being used by beginners, but...
It's about to start!
Go for it! Go for it!
Show me what you've got!
Go for it!
He's got enough spirit!
Now!
Go for it!
Degawa is doing well from the start!
He's got a good sense of balance!
He's got high hopes for a gold medal!
He's almost at 80 meters!
Where does he want to clear?!
Degawa has lost his balance!
He can see the court, but Degawa isn't there!
Is he okay?!
He was pushed by a boat full of people!
We couldn't see his face, but we're glad he's okay!
But Degawa's first attempt at a gold medal has failed!
It's frustrating, isn't it?!
I thought I could do it!
It's frustrating!
But I could see it clearly now!
I could see it!
The edge of the gold medal!
But Degawa has made it this far!
On the second attempt, he fell from 50 meters!
It wasn't a gold medal win!
It's not revenge!
And so...
Here I go!
Push-ups and butt-wipes!
3...
2...
1...
Ouch!
You're cute!
And that was my gold medal attempt!