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A Christmas special broadcast by Weekend Band!
What is it this time?
A Christmas show by magician Degawa.
I see, I see.
However, magician Degawa is a little boring,
so we would like you to challenge other entertainments as well.
That's a strange way of saying it.
Magician Degawa is boring.
That's the worst way of saying it as a TV director.
This time, in Spain, in addition to magic, he will learn various tricks.
He will show them in the studio.
And Degawa's goal is...
You can do it! You can do it!
Where are you? I'm still here!
He is a can-can model, Dr. Kane.
Suddenly...
Degawa will broadcast a Christmas show where you don't need a ticket.
That's too hot.
No, no, no.
It sounds like you said something pretty good.
Hey, are you stupid?
It's bitter.
No, no, no. I didn't say anything good.
Then...
On the 25th...
Yes?
I will be Santa Claus...
and you will be reindeer.
Reindeer!
What kind of Christmas show will it be?
11,000 km away from Japan...
We are approaching Christmas!
Magician Degawa's Christmas show in Spain!
We're here!
Reindeer!
Merry Christmas! I gave you my heart!
Happy Merry Christmas! You made me a little whoop whoop!
Miss you, up back at the beach!
We came here in every special whoop whoop whoop!
That's not it at all!
Whoa whoa whoa whoa! Akane-chan!
Akane-chan!
Don't you know "Merry Christmas"?
I know it! I just got on it!
No, no, no! Don't "whoa whoa whoa" me!
You're an idiot!
Let's head over to our mentor!
Ah, it's you, Sensei!
I've been waiting for you!
Spanish Magician of the Arts, Macho-san!
In his 25 years as a magician,
he has performed all over the world!
His skills are worthy of winning the Spanish Magician Championship Cup!
First, you show me your technique,
and I'll decide whether or not you're suitable for my Sensei.
Of course I'm fine with it, but it's a pain in the ass.
Then, let's do one simple one.
Here I go!
Huh? When did you...?
No, no, no, no!
I'm not sulking! I'm not sulking!
I'm not sulking! I don't like that kind of thing!
Because I'm not a real-life talent!
This time, Macho-san has proposed a magic show program!
"Big Magic Show" Part 1 - Heart Magic!
If you can do it, can you do a magic show where you don't use your mouth?
Then, which part of my body do you want me to pull out?
Your mouth!
Then, I'll show you a magic show where I use my mouth!
Oh, wow, wow!
Huh?
Wow!
Huh?
We've seen magic that brings out hair from the mouth.
But this is different.
Wow!
What's in it?
Huh?
Wow!
What's in it?
Wow! It's finally gone!
Wow!
I want to do it! I really want to do it!
Now, the seed proof!
The seed of this card is that you can slide it.
Wow!
That's great!
And this roll brings out hair from the mouth.
He had it in his hand from the beginning and as soon as he dropped the card, he put it in his mouth.
I don't know at all.
Now, Dever will try it!
Now, everyone, here...
Yes.
There is no weirdness.
There is weirdness.
There is a bigger card than a normal card.
But I'm really hungry.
Huh? Huh? Huh?
It looks like it's time for me to be hungry.
I'm going to eat this delicious-looking card.
I'm going to eat it!
Hey!
You're overdoing it!
What's wrong?
It's coming out! It's coming out!
It's coming out!
It looks really painful!
It's painful!
Will they be able to master it?
The second smile magic show is "balloon magic"!
It's when you draw a person's face on an ordinary balloon...
...and say you have hypnosis and don't feel any pain.
You can tell if you have hypnosis if you use this.
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
Use the long pointed needle...
...and stick it into the balloon.
It doesn't break even if you stick it in.
Why? Why?
And then, pierce it.
Why?
It didn't break!
And then, slowly pull out the needle.
It doesn't work.
Wow! Why?
Why?
Even if you pull it out, there's no change in the balloon.
Why?
Then, I'll use hypnosis.
What?
Now, the seed proof!
This magic seed is a long needle.
Just by applying a little vaseline, the balloon won't break.
What?
It won't break like that?
Normally, when you insert a needle into a balloon,
the air inside will blow out of the hole and break.
But if you apply vaseline, a gap between the needle and the balloon will be filled,
so the balloon won't break.
Now, Beggar will challenge!
First of all, there is a balloon without any weirdness in it.
Let's insert some air into it.
However, in Beggar's 52 years of life,
he has hardly ever inflated a balloon.
Beggar, are you okay?
Beggar, Beggar, Beggar!
Beggar will be caught in such a place.
Beggar, Beggar, Beggar!
Now, it's Beggar's 52 years of life!
Actually, we want to show you something.
Would you like to inflate the balloon with all your strength?
Yes.
It's beghar's 52 years of life,
and he can't inflate a balloon without any weirdness in it.
Beggar, Beggar, Beggar!
No, no, no, no.
That's enough.
Today, I will hypnotize my assistant, Tetsuro.
I don't want you to do anything.
Ok?
Ok.
3, 2, 1.
Tetsuro fell asleep.
Look at this.
This sharp nail is not weird at all.
I will put this on Tetsuro's head.
I haven't tied it up yet.
First of all, I will tie up Tetsuro.
What kind of knot is this?
And now I will tie up Tetsuro's hair.
It's done.
And now I will put this on Tetsuro's head.
Here we go, Tetsuro!
Come on! Come on!
It's huge!
It's done.
I don't want to do it!
Now, let's try to pull out the tetroggum!
It's hot! It's hot!
Huh? Why doesn't it hurt?!
What should we do?!
Tetsuro-kun! Your head hurts, doesn't it?!
Tetsuro-kun! Tetsuro-kun!
Tetsuro-kun!
Tetsuro-kun, you're getting smaller!
Tetsuro-kun, does it really not hurt?!
It doesn't hurt at all!
I'll remove your hypnosis, Tetsuro-kun!
Ah, Tetsuro-kun, it doesn't break!
Look, it doesn't break!
What is this?!
In addition to the two magic tricks they've been taught so far,
if they fail, they'll also try magic tricks that will make someone in the studio wet!
Go!
Ah! Ah! Wait a minute!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Next, you'll learn this spectacle...
Ping-pong ball juggling!
And moreover...
Wow!
This is hard!
Amazing!
Wow!
The teacher is Picasso Jr.
On this day in 1923,
his parents and two children decided to try this game that their father had started,
and traveled all over the world to try ping-pong ball juggling!
This is really fun, so I definitely want to do it!
But it was incredibly difficult!
It makes you go "what?!"
Ah! Ah! Ah!
As you can see, this trick is very dangerous,
so please never try it at home!
On the other hand, even if you dig it, it gets in the way of your front teeth and you can't put it in your mouth.
Even if you keep waiting like this, it's a waste of time, so let's try something a little easier!
And that is...
Eating while joggling!
This is hard!
You eat the next one you throw at "one".
It's "one, cup, don, don".
"One, cup, don, don".
OK!
Just wait for me here!
One, two...
"One, cup, don, don".
No, this is definitely impossible!
But here, both of them show their unexpected talents!
Wow!
They did it!
They're pretty good!
If you keep practicing, you'll be able to do it!
And so, "eating while joggling" is in charge of Hotta!
Will they be able to master it until the end?
Wow!
And now for their Christmas show!
Their last performance is...
Oh, what is this?
Hi!
These macho men's special skills...
Ah, fat teacher!
Slippers!
Whoa!
All of them are naked!
Really?
What? What?
Look at me!
Look at me properly!
Look at me!
You just said "I'm happy", didn't you?
I said it!
No, but I'm happy!
Because you're always naked when you're next to me!
What will they be able to teach us?
Wow, this is interesting!
Ah, I think they're naked now.
This is not good. This is bad.
This is bad.
What is it?
It's a tap.
Yes, for those who claim to be good at tap, this is a perfect entertainment.
Flamenco tap!
They are a handsome flamenco tap team that performs in more than 40 countries around the world.
"Los Bibancos".
On Christmas day, two members will perform flamenco tap with Lego.
Wow!
It's really amazing, but why are you naked?
Because it's hot!
They start the tap right away.
Wow!
They don't just stop, but turn!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
And acrobatic moves!
Wow!
I don't like it anymore!
To be honest, I've been doing tap for just a little while now, but it's been a while since I've done it, so I feel a little competition.
I used to only do jazz dance classes.
Las Vegas had a lot of shows.
Jazz dance classes?
Yes, me and Nanchan and Nanbara.
Did Chen come to that class with you?
He never came again for the next week.
Why?
I don't know.
It's showtime!
A Christmas show filled with all kinds of entertainment!
It's finally happening!
Let's go!
First of all, here we go!
There's nothing weird about it!
No, there's something weird about it!
There's a bigger card than a normal one!
However!
Today's magician, Degawa, is already hungry!
Whatever it is, I want to eat it!
Let's eat!
Are you okay?
Huh? What is it?
There's something on it!
What is it?
Huh? What is it?
Is it stuck?
It's stuck!
Yes!
Next up is balloon magic!
Now, let's make this balloon go "boing" a little!
Why don't you just tie it up?
It's not going "boing" at all!
It's not going "boing"!
Oh, it's going "boing"!
It's going "boing"!
Your sister's fingers are going "boing"!
Are you okay?
It's stuck!
Yes!
Now!
Today, not only me, but also my assistant and my assistant's assistant are here.
It's not only Akane-chan.
Yes, it's not only Akane-chan, but also my assistant, Tetsuro-kun!
Oh, Tetsuro-kun!
Tetsuro-kun!
I'm surprised, Tetsuro-kun! I'm going to hypnotize you now!
Oh, no!
Three, two, one!
Now, Tetsuro-kun has fallen asleep.
From now on, I'm going to put something like a needle in Tetsuro-kun's head!
But Tetsuro-kun doesn't want to say anything!
It hurts! It hurts!
It's obvious that it hurts!
Now, it's okay! Let's go, Tetsuro-kun!
Oh, it hurts! It hurts!
Help me! It hurts! It hurts!
Oh, it hurts!
Whose seat was it?
Now, Tetsuro-kun, what is it?
Yes, it has become kishimachi!
It has become like oden!
Tetsuro-kun, are you okay?
Then, I will take this from you!
I will take it from you!
Yes, Tetsuro-kun!
It doesn't hurt! It doesn't hurt! It doesn't hurt!
Now, Tetsuro-kun! I will give you hypnosis!
Hurry up and do it! Hurry up and do it!
Hurry up and do it!
Here I go!
3...
2...
1...
Bang!
Now, I would like the audience in the studio to help me as well.
What is it?
Now, please stand normally in front of me.
Yes, I will stand normally.
No, no, no!
I want to hear it again!
I haven't stood up yet!
Also, there is water here that doesn't help you with anything.
You are suspicious, aren't you?
Yes, it's water.
It's water that doesn't help you with anything.
There is a match here.
Please clearly tell the audience that it's a normal match that doesn't help you with anything.
Yes, yes!
Well...
How is it?
How is it, Miss? It's a normal match, isn't it?
Please look at it properly!
It doesn't change at all, does it?
Now, I will take this water bottle...
A bottle.
Yes, a bottle of water...
And I will put it over your head and make it shiny!
What?!
Well, here we go!
A match?
Please hold the match!
Oh, I should hold it?
Yes!
Here we go!
Oh, it's going! It's going!
It's going!
Oh, I'm getting it!
Right now, you're holding it with your hands...
But, if I put the same amount of water on you...
My hands are shaking!
Yes!
Well, thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you for watching!
I'm doing it! I'm doing it!
I'm doing it!
Yes!
Yes! What do you think?
It's showtime!
Next up is Juggling while eating the money he earned.
While juggling, you can eat an apple three times.
If you can eat it three times, please clap your hands.
It's showtime!
It hurts.
Wow, amazing!
You can do it! You can do it!
It's showtime!
Now, the show ends with a flamenco tap!
Wow, it's beautiful!
It's cool!
It's musical!
It's nice!
It's close! It's close!
Flamenco is cool!
Here it comes!
Ah!
Ha ha!
What is it, Haru?
I don't know.
Good! Good!
That was our Christmas show!
Thank you very much!