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Mysterious Adventure Variety Show
To the End of the World, One Strike
"One Strike" starts now.
Tonight, we'll have Tetsuro Degawa as our first guest.
And we'll have both of them on YouTube.
Welcome!
Well, first of all, the first popular one, the third one,
This time, we went to San Francisco, USA.
Is USA like a garden?
Well, USA is almost like a garden.
Well, it's not a laughing matter.
It's not a laughing matter.
Basically, it's already funny.
It's already funny.
It's not a laughing matter.
It's already funny.
Well, and this time, as a new Degawa,
The current female college student model, Tani Maria has joined us.
Hello!
She's cute!
What's your English side like?
I'm half Pakistani and half Japanese, but...
Oh!
I've studied it and...
You've studied it?
Yes, I'm still studying it.
What's your impression of Degawa?
Actually, I'm the same age as my father.
Oh!
Oh, really?
That's right.
But he's very energetic and works hard for me.
But at first, he didn't remember my name at all.
Oh, that's...
It can't be helped.
It can't be helped, right?
For him, it's a normal thing.
Yes, it's normal.
Maria doesn't come out very often.
She does!
Degawa-san, what's your impression of the new Degawa?
Oh, it's like this.
On the first day, it was Degawa-san.
But on the second day, it's been me.
Oh!
I thought that half-Japanese girls are fast.
Half-Japanese girls are fast.
It's already interesting!
It's interesting even before you say it!
Thank you very much!
Well, let's get started!
How far will Degawa English go?
To the end of the world!
One point nine!
This program is...
Shimizu Construction...
Suntory...
Kaoh...
Onda... Ion...
This program is brought to you by Mitsubishi Electric, a pharmaceutical company.
8,200 kilometers away from Japan...
"Golden Week Special Project" for all ages and genders!
For the first time in San Francisco!
We're here! San Francisco! Yeah!
Let me explain the rules.
The central part of San Francisco, which is a military base, is as wide as Tokyo's Setagaya.
During their stay of one night and two days...
Degawa will perform various difficult missions by herself.
However, it's prohibited for her to move in a taxi or get help from Japanese people.
I'll give you my cell phone.
If you need anything, just call Maria and she'll give you a little hint.
I see. But Maria, I'm sorry, but...
I don't think you can use this cell phone.
No, you can't!
You can even drop it.
No, you can't.
Now, let's go! First mission!
Okay, do your best! Look at me 60 seconds later.
60 seconds later...
Okay, I got it. See you again!
Now, the countdown starts!
One, two...
From now on, Degawa and her staff will watch her closely, but they won't help her at all.
How's it going?
Huh?
Okay, love you!
Now, the first mission is...
San Francisco's famous prison report!
The famous prison is San Francisco's must-see sightseeing spot, Alcatraz Prison.
Of course, there are no prisoners at the moment, but as an escapable prison, it's also a stage for "The Rock".
Of course, it's a famous sightseeing spot, so even if you don't know "prison" or "jail" like me, you should be able to get there if you know "Alcatraz".
From the starting point to Alcatraz Prison, it's about one hour by train and ferry.
Oh, "prison", yes, yes, yes...
Okay, let's make it easy!
Now, the first user starts!
Now, what does Degawa say in "prison" English?
In English...
Um... sorry... do you know... do you know "wanted house"?
Do you know "wanted house"?
Many, many "wanted house".
I don't know!
Wanted!
No, you don't know "wanted"?
Do you know "wanted"?
Wanted!
Wanted house?
Come on, one more?
Wanted house?
What does "prison" mean?
Yes, that's what it means.
Very "bad man".
"Bad man".
Many, many people.
Many, many "bad man" sleeping house.
Bad guy, bad man, everyone is sleeping.
"Bad man" is people.
"Busu, busu", "sus, sus".
"Very bad man", "no bad man", "busu", "oh my god"!
"Very, very "bad man"".
"Very, very "bad man", "many, many "bad man" are sleeping house.
No?
"Bad man" is "no good man".
Many, many "no good man".
Many, many "no good man" sleeping house.
Alcatraz?
Sorry, one more?
Alcatraz?
Prison, right?
Sorry, sorry, one more. Out, prison?
Alcatraz, prison?
Oh, come, come. No, no, no.
Slowly, slowly.
Alcatraz?
Out, place?
Out, trance?
Yeah.
Oh, out, trance?
Many, many, bad people sleeping house?
Not anymore.
Out, trance?
Yeah, Alcatraz.
Oh, good, good, good.
Out, trance?
Okay, thank you, thank you.
Yes!
Sorry?
Bad people equal...
Trance?
Sorry, one more, one more.
Alcatraz.
Sorry.
Alcatraz, home name.
Come on.
- The Rock. Alcatraz presents... - Ah! Rock!
- Ah! It's the Korean Rock, Rock!
- Oh, I was supposed to say "Rock". - No, no, I was supposed to say "The Rock" the whole night.
- It's called "The Rock". - "Alcatraz" equals "Rock"?
- "The Rock", yes. - "The Rock"? - "The Rock", yes. - "The Rock"?
- "The Rock"? - "The Rock"?
- "The Rock"? Sorry. "Alcatraz" equals "The Rock"?
- "The Rock"? - "The Rock"? - Yeah, "The Rock". - "The Rock" equals "farts"?
- "The Rock" equals "farts"? - "The Rock" equals "what"?
- "The Rock"? - "Alcatraz" is on a rock. The house name is "Alcatraz".
- Oh, "Alcatraz" is a name! - It's the name where all the bad people live.
- "Alcatraz"! Oh, okay, okay, okay! Okay, thank you! "Alcatraz"!
- Thank you! "Alcatraz"!
- But he's still anxious, so he'll have someone else answer for him.
- Many, many bad men and bad women sleeping house. - Jail, like...
- Many police... - Oh, yes, yes, yes! Oh, sorry, sorry! One more, one more!
- Jail, yes, jail. - Jail it's called. - "Jail"?
- "Jail"? Do you know "jail"? - "Jail"? - "Jail"? Do you know "jail"?
- Jail! San Francisco's number one jail hotel. Number one jail.
- "Alcatraz". - It's an island. - Yeah, it's an island.
- "Alcatraz"? Isn't it the one we saw before?
- She should have answered correctly, but she forgot.
- One more, one more. Sorry, one more.
- "Alcatraz". Right down?
- Ah, no, no, no. Hearing, okay. Very nice hearing.
- "Alcatraz".
- "Alca"?
- "Alcatraz".
- Okay, "Alcatraz" is difficult. "Alcatraz".
- "Alca"? Doesn't fit? "Alcatraz"?
- "Alcatraz House" and "Alca"?
- She's always so careful.
- One more correct answer.
- Do you know "Alcatraz"?
- Yes.
- You can take a tour of it if you would like.
- You take a boat from Pier 39 down on the bay and it will take you over to "Alcatraz".
- I only have one question.
- One question.
- I only have one question.
- One question.
- "Alcatraz" number one. Number one.
- Five star "j".
- Yes.
- Ah, okay, thank you.
- Okay, you come.
- Okay, okay, thank you.
- If you ever catch a streetcar ride here, the cable car will take you all the way down to the "Alcatraz".
- Oh, he's teaching me how to say it.
- Huh? Ride the cable car?
- Hi, come on!
- Ah, no. "Alcatraz"!
- Ah, okay, thank you.
- Okay, thank you.
- Wow, you're fast, you're fast.
- Okay, "Alcatraz"!
- Wow, you look like you're already there.
- "Alcatraz"!
- For some reason, the power to ride a vehicle alone is insanely high.
- Let's go with the right cable car!
- Wow, Danny, handsome and handsome, beautiful girl.
- You, handsome boy, beautiful girl!
- Hi, Dan!
- Oh, handsome boy!
- Your country?
- England!
- Oh, England!
- Oh, very, very London!
- Oh, "Alcatraz"?
- Oh, thank you!
- Where are you "Alcatraz"?
- Walking? Walking?
- Okay, thank you!
- And then, walking for ten minutes...
- Huh? Wait a minute! I've been here before!
- I feel like I've been here before!
- That's right! Two years ago,
- Demara and his wife filmed the opening for "Alcatraz" in the back!
- Oh, my God!
- You're here!
- Wow, you're crossing the island!
- Is it this? A ferry?
- However...
- Sorry, out-of-terrace boat?
- Out-of-terrace, sold out.
- Sold out?!
- Yeah.
- Oh, my God!
- The tickets for "Alcatraz" were sold out!
- But, well, well...
- If we had tickets, we'd have made it this far!
- So, in a way, we cleared it!
- Mission cleared!
- It's getting popular these days. - It's getting popular, isn't it?
- That's... - You don't need grammar for sentences.
That's what "degailing" is about.
"Odegawa High" second mission!
We'll do a quiz about hotels.
- Wow, here it is! - A quiz about hotels?
- Yes! - Here it is!
- Does that mean we'll choose a hotel room? - That's right.
"Degawa", "Tan", "Degawa" in order, three questions.
The more correct answers, the higher the grade of "multiple".
Now, for the first question!
The price on the dollar bill is...
Huh? A dollar bill?
Ready...
Start!
- You can do it! - Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry!
Uh... do you know money?
- Money? - Money?
- Money.
- Oh, one dollar money! - One dollar money!
- Who? - Who?
- Who on a dollar? - Oh, no, no, no!
- No way! - Oh, Washington? George Washington!
Okay, thank you! Come on!
Huh? That's not England!
Okay, sorry!
Uh... uh... do you know money?
Money.
Uh... one dollar.
Oh, no, no, thank you! I appreciate it!
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Question, question!
- Okay. - Uh... one dollar... one dollar face... face... who?
- George Washington? - Right, yes.
- Washington? - Yes.
- Uh... and Lincoln? - Right. That's five dollars.
- Huh? Oh, five dollars is Lincoln! - Right.
- Uh... one dollar is George Washington! - Right.
- Okay! Thank you! Okay, thank you, thank you! - Wow!
- That's easy! - Wow!
The answer is... five dollars is Lincoln, one dollar is George Washington!
- Correct! - Wow!
- I'm glad you know it. - Yes, I know.
- Sorry! - You're too stupid!
- You can't do anything with English. - You're stupid!
- "Wanderer", "face", "foo", "one dollar", "face", "who"?
- You're not wrong about any of them, right? - Oh, you're right.
- Even if you say it in Japanese, you'll know it. - Even if you say it in Japanese, foreigners will know it.
- "1000 yen", "face", "who?", "taito", "hirobumi", "you" - No!
- No, no! - "taito", "hirobumi", "you"
Financial problems again!
- Get three things right about brands born in San Francisco and people from all over the world. - Wait, wait!
- San Francisco born and raised. - Get it ready...
Start!
- It's difficult! - Excuse me! Can I help you?
- No. - Oh, sorry, I'm sorry.
- Aww! - Sorry, excuse me! Can I ask you something?
- No! - Oh, sorry!
- Oh, no! There's no one here! - It's different!
There are people here, but they just haven't come yet.
But this is common.
The 100 push-ups are abnormal.
It's heavy, what should I do? It's no good at all.
Meanwhile, someone finally stopped.
Will it be correct?
Both are correct.
Wait, I didn't understand even one of them.
You said "excuse me, I'm sorry, this is a question", didn't you?
"Can I ask you something?", you said.
"Can I ask you something?", if you ask, it's ramen, but if you do that, it won't stop.
What kind of ramen do you like?
Hot!
You said it, didn't you?
Oh, you like curry rice. Oh, it's not curry rice.
It's not curry rice.
Now, the third question.
What state is this?
This state...
Oh, it's not.
The answer is San Francisco state.
But the correct answer is...
California state.
Will they arrive there?
Start!
Nice to meet you, nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you!
New York?
New York State!
Washington?
Washington State!
San Francisco?
Come on!
San Francisco State!
What?
San Francisco State!
San Francisco state?
San Francisco State!
Right? Is it wrong?
In the first place, "州" is Japanese, but the conversation goes on ignoring it.
New York State!
Ah, Washington!
Washington State!
Arizona!
San Francisco "fat"州?
Come on!
San Francisco State!
San Francisco state?
Really?
Shoes?
Ah, no shoes, no shoes!
Ah, New York!
New York State!
Washington!
Show? S-h-o-w show?
Oh, show, show, show!
Ah, New York!
New York State!
Washington, Washington州!
Arizona?
Arizona!
San Francisco?
San Francisco state?
No, no, no!
Well, yes!
Yes!
May I answer?
Yes.
San Francisco is...
San Francisco state!
Oh my God!
State is "State"!
Ah, state is "state"?
What did she say?
She said "shoe" suddenly
She didn't know I was looking for "shoe"
Do you know what I mean?
I know but I'm like
New York is New York show
Las Vegas is Las Vegas show
Arizona is Arizona show
The next mission is
Do your best
It's long
Shopping at a very popular shop
If you translate the name of the shop into Japanese, it's "tampopo"
If you translate "tampopo" into English, it's "danderion"
danderion
And this is the destination of "tampopo"
"danderion" chocolate
Actually, it has been exported to Japan as well
It's a huge success every year
They sell making chocolate from beans in the store
Many people in San Francisco know about the shop
It's within 1 km from here
Can you give me such a hint?
I can walk at all if it's 1 km
Even if you translate "tampopo" into English, it's not easy to get there
"tampopo", right?
Can they get there?
sore
Let's go for the third mission!
If you translate the name of the shop into Japanese, it's "tampopo"
"tampopo" is "dandelion" in English
"tampopo", right?
Can they get there?
sore
do you know flower?
rose
orange flower
"dahlia"?
"dahlia"? No, no, no!
"himawari", "himawari"
For some reason, "tampopo" is "himawari"
Why?
"himawari", "tulip", "rose"
One more! "world's three biggest flowers"
world's three biggest flowers
"rose", "tulip", "himawari"
"yellow", "yellow"
sunflower
"sunflower", "sunflower"
However, Megawa didn't get "tampopo" and "himawari" wrong
"sore"?
can you speak English?
sunflower
"big sunflower", "a little sunflower", "what's her name?"
She explains it in a small and easy-to-understand way.
"big sunflower", "a little sunflower", "what's her name?"
"daisy"?
"daisy", not "daisy".
do you know daisy shopping centre?
oh, daisy shopping centre
oh, oh, oh, you're fast!
By the way, Daiso is also expanding to America.
what are you doing, Fats?
oh, oh, oh, grammar school, OK, OK
"eh, what was "daisy" again?"
Fats' shopping fame, shopping name?
"daiso", "daiso", "OK, thank you, thank you"
you're really fast!
At first, Fats understood it in less than ten minutes.
"shikoshi", "do you know daison?"
daison?
"no", "zenzen nai"
From "daisy" to "daiso", but before you know it, "daiso"
"do you know daison?", "daiso"
With this, they can't reach anywhere.
"oh my god", "nande konno jimoto no hitomo de wakannain da?"
Their original destination is getting further and further away.
As expected, they're tired, so they go inside the shop.
eh, do you know sunflower?
sunflower
yellow flower
"beautiful flower", "flower"
Eh, nande flowers don't work?
"flower", "rose", "rose"
rose flower
okashii
I don't even know what "flower" is anymore.
Do you know "sunflower"?
Sunflower.
Flower.
Sunflower.
Do you know "flower"?
Flower.
Tulip.
Rose.
Flower.
What? Is my pronunciation wrong?
Sorry. Iced tea.
Iced tea.
Iced tea works.
But he doesn't give up.
Little yellow flower. What's name?
Poppy seed. Poppy flower.
California flower, right?
Poppy? Color is poppy?
Yellow.
Yellow! Poppy! Thank you!
This is California flower.
Campo is California flower.
No!
I can't go on like this.
Do you know poppy?
What street?
Poppy? Shopping.
Shopping.
Shopping name. Poppy.
Is it for animals? For puppies?
Meow meow meow. Cat? Dog?
Ah! Cat, dog, poppy?
Yeah.
Name?
Oh! Okay, okay!
Cat, dog, shop!
Thank you, thank you!
A new misunderstanding has begun.
What is misunderstanding?
Do you know poppy?
Legawa's poppy is heard as carpy by people in the neighborhood.
Carpy is for puppies in English.
Therefore, it is misunderstood as a pet shop.
I see.
In the first place, is there a mission to go to a pet shop?
What's your name?
Pet Food Express.
Pet Food Express?
You know poppy?
Oh my god!
Do you know flower name poppy?
Poppy?
No pee?
Poppy?
No pee?
Ah!
Now, it's summer break.
I didn't want to make a phone call.
Ah, shall I make a phone call?
Ah, Maria-chan?
Yes!
Legawa's humiliating phone call!
First of all, poppy is a puppy.
No, puppy is a little dog!
For example, dandelion is like a cotton after a flower.
Dandelion is like a cotton after a flower.
Ah, at the end?
Yes, yes.
If you try to tell it, maybe it will understand you.
I see.
It means you have to go back to the beginning.
Yes.
Can Legawa go this time?
Sunflower.
Sunflower = Sunflower.
Tampopo = Hatch.
Pretty yellow flower.
Oh, it's dandelion.
Oh!
What? Dengelion?
What's with this pronunciation?
I don't know how this person feels.
Pretty yellow flower = Sunflower.
A little little yellow.
Dandelion.
Dengelion?
Yeah.
Dengi?
Dandelion.
Dendi?
Yeah.
Dendelion?
Yeah.
Really?
Like, hate, like.
No, I don't know. There's no way I know.
Light? No light?
Light! Wow!
Dengelion.
Dandelion name store.
I don't know store name dandelion.
Dengelion?
No?
OK, thank you.
But once you know the name, all you have to do is look for someone you know.
Sorry, do you know flower dandelion?
Dandelion.
Flower name.
Flower, oh, dandelion?
Oh, dandelion.
Where do you want to... Do you want to go to the store?
Oh!
No way!
Oh!
Dandelion store name!
Uh-huh.
Oh, sorry, sorry, dandelion?
Left, right, center?
I think center is yours.
Three?
OK, thank you!
Yeah!
And...
Found it!
After three hours of searching, they finally arrive at Dandelion!
No, no, no, no, I finally got it!
You finally bought it!
I bought it!
You bought it!
I can't believe it's a chocolate shop!
Thank you for it.
It's good now. It's the best now!
But I used up that phone.
But if you didn't have it, you'd probably be a puppy forever.
Yeah, I'd still be a puppy now.
It's finally time for the final mission!
President Island?
President Island!
It's finally time for the final mission!
I'd like to hand over the final mission.
Yes.
Ta-dah!
"Night view report".
If you translate that place into Japanese, it's "takarajima".
I see, I see.
You don't have to try too hard.
Can you do it?
I'll see you in 30 minutes.
"After", "thirteen", "after".
"In half an hour".
That's what you're saying.
That's what's confusing me.
It's better than that.
"Thirteen minutes after see you again".
That's better.
But that's fine.
Takarajima floating in San Francisco Bay is about an hour by walk and bus.
The point is whether you can cross the bridge by bus.
Takarajima in English is "treasure island", "treasure island", "takara" in Japanese is "treasure", "shima" in Japanese is "island".
Genovation Report. Takarajima means "treasure island" in Japanese.
Is "treasure island" really called "treasure island"?
All of a sudden...
Taiwan.
You are a world wide star.
President island?
In a way, it is president island.
She said it.
Is it beautiful?
Yes.
Really?
Yes.
What's in front of you?
Treasure island.
Boat, you know?
Boat to treasure island?
To treasure island.
Thirty-three.
Then, take a boat to enjoy island.
Thirty-three?
Yes.
It's near treasure island.
"Near treasure island" is a ferry to Alcatraz.
But "treasure island" is not a ferry.
Is "treasure island" good?
If Commissioner doesn't go to treasure island, it will be bad.
Will they go to the same place?
They walk for more than 30 minutes without knowing anything and arrive at the ferry port.
No way!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! It's not Soldier Island! What does it mean?
Even though it's a nocturnal place, there's no way there's a ship going there!
If that's the case...
Oh, they're taking that, everyone! There it is!
Knights Tower!
By the way, this isn't "knights tower".
It's "khoits tower"!
Knights Tower!
Khoits Tower!
Knights Tower!
You can't tell if it's "khoits" or "knights" anymore.
No, "knights"!
No "knights" time!
Oh, they're disappearing more and more!
Oh my god!
There was absolutely nothing in front of the treasure!
But here comes the savior!
Sorry!
Oh, my God!
Degas, who has no clue of what's ahead of him,
But here comes the savior!
Sorry!
San Francisco...
Night... Beautiful... Spot...
I don't know.
Ask him. He's my teacher.
Teacher? Oh, sorry!
San Francisco...
Night... Beautiful... Spot...
Here, Seven, you have a great view of the bay.
The bay... The bay bridge.
The bay bridge with the lights.
Oh, oh, bay bridge.
Oh, oh, wait a minute.
Oh, wait a minute, sit down.
I can't stand it anymore.
Wait a minute, customer!
If you're going to ride it, pay for it!
Okay, okay.
I'll stand up. I won't sit down.
I won't pay for it.
Okay, stand up!
Who are you?!
Oh, you just said "beautiful village," didn't you?
Oh, my God!
Who are you?!
Oh, you just said "beautiful village," didn't you?
Why are you laughing at the bridge?!
Who are you?!
Oh, you just said "beautiful village," didn't you?
Treasure island?
Yes, yes.
The 25 line from the Trans Bay Terminal goes right to...
Treasure island, yes.
He's saying exactly what you just said.
Treasure island?!
Well, I can take you to the bus.
'Cause I can't go to Treasure island.
I can take you to the bus.
Oh, you can go!
And with this...
Treasure island?
It's $20 to get to the Trans Bay Terminal.
$20?
Oh, got my money, money, very, very money, very, very money.
Got my money, money, very, very money, very, very money.
Okay, okay!
What's with you?!
They'll send him to the bus station in Akarajima.
Hawaiian tennis balls.
They come over the sun sometimes.
'Cause there's some tennis courts over here.
Treasure island!
But it's okay, 'cause it's just a tennis court.
Sometimes a ball comes out of this tennis court and hits someone in the head!
That's a San Francisco joke.
It's not really beautified, is it?
It's great for any pictures.
With your girlfriend.
You know, it's a great view of the bay.
He says it's the best bridge to come with a girlfriend.
And finally, they arrive at the bus stop!
Thank you!
You're welcome!
Here we are!
Treasure island!
This is Treasure island!
After a ten-minute bus ride,
they arrive at the beautiful Treasure island!
Wow!
It's beautiful right in front of you!
Wow, wow, wow!
I'm surprised!
If you come to San Francisco, you must visit it at least once!
A night trip from Treasure island!
Here we are!
Look!
What a wonderful night view!
It was really long!
I don't like it!
Wait, how long did it say at first?
30 minutes! I was surprised!
Well, let's look back at the road until we got here!
Charger Island?
Chateau Island?
Charger Island?
Challenger Island?
No, no, no!
Chaljer Island?
There it is!
Ice Tower!
This is it!
Ice Tower!
Chaljer Island?
That's it!
If you could see this, you'd be blown away!
I'm not blown away!
I was blown away, too!
Don't touch me!
Her first use of it!
Insert failure!
A huge success!
Maria Aikendan, thank you for your hard work!
It's fun!
It's amazing how you can get there somehow!
It's amazing!
It's exciting!
You said it would take you such a long time, but why don't you get discouraged even once?
Yes, yes, yes!
I think that's amazing!
That's right!
Usually you say, "Oh, I don't like it anymore," and sit down for a while, or you say, "Oh, oh, oh," and you feel a little down.
Oh, oh, oh! That's why I drank ice tea on the way!
That's why I drank ice tea on the way!
Oh, it continued!
After all, as you catch it, it changes in a different way!
Yes, yes, yes!
After all, Chateau Island's movie is also the best!
It's a masterpiece!
Let's go, YouTube!
The stage is Salt Lake, USA.
Hey, Japanese people! I'm Kim Jong-un of "Rotch" Makaoka!
Today, I'm so excited...
I'd like to shoot an interesting video that will surprise the Americans, too!
Hey!
You've done it!
Salt Lake, USA.
First, a prank video of a warm-up.
Hey!
Don't do it!
"Street Fighter" Challenge!
First of all, a mischievous tool for warming up.
Let's do something simple and interesting now.
What I brought is a ball filled with hot water.
Hold this ball with a mop from below.
What? This one?
If you don't hold it down properly, you'll get hot water.
I see. OK, OK.
OK? OK.
Oh, I'm tired.
See you.
What?
I'm going home.
Hey! Hey!
All he has to do is wait for Dakaoka to reach his limit.
What should I do?
Hey, where are you going?
What should I do?
Come over here!
Come over here! What are you doing?
Come over here!
Wait for me!
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Oh, no!
It's hot!
It's hot! It's hot! It's hot!
It's hot! It's hot!
This time, he's going on a journey with a real Dakaoka.
It's hot! It's hot!
Next, he's going to go fishing in summer and play with water.
Seaming cap cover.
A seaming cap inflated with water.
When he throws it with all his might...
It's hot! It's hot!
It hits the head of the man who came running in.
Wow!
Who's going to throw it?
Kitami is going to throw it.
Kitami?
Kitami Edy, famous for his bad breath.
I have something to say, but is it okay?
First of all, a public ceremony.
It's hot! It's hot!
And now for the real thing.
Three, two, one!
It hits the head.
If the angle is not good, you can't cover it well.
After that, no matter how many times you try, you can't cover it perfectly.
Here it comes!
Can you stand up and hit it like this?
I wonder if I can do it.
Can you do it at close range?
Here you go.
It hit!
You did it!
They couldn't come up with an idea, but they managed to film an interesting video.
You did it!
Next, they will challenge a video that they filmed with all their might.
Hello!
The people who will help us out are the video creators, Mr. Lyle.
It's bare!
In my experience,
dangerous things are bare.
By the way, do you know this guy?
It's E.T.
I know E.T.
Today, we will challenge E.T.
E.T. is a movie about an alien with mysterious powers and a boy's friendship.
This scene is one of the most famous scenes.
E.T. and the boy ride bicycles and fly in the sky and pass in front of full moon.
They will challenge this scene.
This time, we will shoot it in an interesting way.
That is...
"Pull-up".
It is an activity to fly in the sky with an inflated air mat.
Today is full moon, so if we succeed, it will be a good video.
Nice idea!
Before shooting at night, first is simulation.
Ride will jump to the opposite side and fly up the middle hill with that pressure.
Are you ready?
OK!
Nakaoka is pushed out of the airspace and reaches about 7 meters while rotating.
When I flew in, I was like "get out of the way" once.
I was like "get out of the way" on my back.
I was like "wow wow" and then I was like "get out of the way" again.
They calculate the orbit and perform at 5 a.m. when the moon is low.
And then they perform.
The sky is clear and there are no clouds in the full moon.
The moon is going down to where you can aim it.
When the moon goes down more and more, it moves.
But you should never look at that part.
Wow, it's going down a lot.
The sunrise is getting closer, so you don't really have much time.
You don't have much time. I see.
Yes, it's an hour until the sun rises.
They prepare a bicycle made of sponge for filming and are ready.
Let's watch Nakaoka's indy jump.
Let's go!
OK!
Did they reach the moon?
The moon was still a little high.
But here, an unexpected situation occurs.
Nakaoka's condition is strange.
What's wrong?
I thought I was in trouble, but...
It's too strong and my buttocks are in trouble.
Nakaoka is also a man with blood.
His blood came out of his buttocks.
A doctor's diagnosis requires rest until treatment in Japan.
In his tenth shot, a patient with blood came out.
Moreover, even though his stomach is olive sized,
Nakaoka's stomach is even bigger.
It's a baby's fist.
It's getting bigger and bigger.
I can't pull it in.
But it comes out right away.
It's been two years since YouTube started.
Come to think of it, it's been hurting butts all over the world.
You don't know when it will come out, but you put your little fist in your buttocks.
Nakaoka was doing his best.
However, standby cameras that record funny videos are already out of order.
For example, this video.
A slope race using a toy car, which is popular in America now.
However, dead people can't do it.
However, some cooperators took a break from work and gathered together.
Lady Kitami will challenge.
The rule is simple.
The first one to get under the hill without getting in the car wins.
Lady Kitami is late.
However, she gets under the hill without getting in the car.
She gets under the hill without getting in the car.
She finishes in second place.
However, there is one more race.
Lady Kitami is late.
Pink car finishes in first place.
On the other hand, Lady Kitami was fast even though she got under the car.
It was amazing.
I almost fell down.
In the last race, Lady Nakaoka finishes in first place.
It's not first place video.
Easy Nakaoka.
I'll try various things.
Hello.
Are you TJ Nakaoka?
I'll try to be like an airplane.
Are you TJ Nakaoka?
I'll get caught by the police.
When did you become a YouTuber?
That's impossible.
Since when?
Since I was in middle school.
I've always been like that.
That's amazing.
That's scary.
It doesn't come out of nowhere, does it?
It doesn't come out of nowhere.
It comes out of nowhere.
Thank you.
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Going to defeat UP and experience hell in Mongolia
Oh, no!
I can't do it anymore!
I'm sorry!
Don't lick me!
Can they defeat UP for the first time in a while?
What's going on?
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