AISubs v3.7
10,000km away from Japan
A man's fight against a keyboard
Trying to catch the world's fastest marshmallow
in America
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
We're here, Philadelphia
Wait, wait, what did you say?
Philadelphia
No, no, no, Philadelphia
Philadelphia
Okay, I got it
Opening is English only
Are you sure?
Oh, sure, sure
Okay
Hey you, looking, looking
Philadelphia Museum
Museum
Oh, it's Rocky! Do you know Rocky?
I know Rocky
Oh, Rocky?
Yeah
Sylvester Stallone?
Yes, Sylvester Stallone
Sylvester Stallone, 30 years ago
Okay
This!
Okay
No, no, no, no, no, no
Yes, Philadelphia Museum is home to
Sylvester Stallone's pro boxer,
Rocky Balboa's big hit movie aiming to become world champion
It's so famous for being Rocky's filming location
EnglishStudio, Chen!
- Chen?! - Do you know Chen?!
Oh my god!
"Chen" equals "Ucchan"!
"Chen" and "Ucchan" are grinning!
"Ucchan" Love, Screen, Rocky!
- Oh, okay! - Okay, okay!
Rocking in the studio, Jealousy!
"Ucchan" Jealousy!
Okay, but it doesn't matter!
We're here to make a world record for the marshmallow catch. Are you ready?
Perhaps!
Here's your mission, start!
On their way to world records, they first make marshmallows.
If you fly marshmallows at high speed, they may fall apart, so they make them themselves.
What are marshmallows made of?
Marshmallows are made of sugar and probably sour cream and whipped cream.
Whipped cream?!
This is the person who will teach us!
Hi! Thanks for coming!
Sweets researcher, Tracy!
Marshmallows are made of sugar and gelatin, but most of all, air is important!
We can't really understand what you're saying by words, so we'd like you to make it.
That's right! Then you two help out!
What did you say?
Let's make marshmallows together!
Don't leave it up to me!
I'm not very good either, but I can roughly understand!
Tracy's marshmallows are made of uranium.
Put sugar in water and pour water in it.
Heat it over low heat.
At this time, be careful because it hardens when the temperature exceeds 115 degrees.
When the pan is hot, add the gelatin dissolved in water and put it in the mixer.
This foam is the basis for making marshmallows.
For about ten minutes, mix it enough to touch the air, and you will get the fluffy feeling of marshmallows.
Wow, it's delicious!
Do you feel the fluffiness of marshmallows?
Do you feel the fluffiness of marshmallows with this?
I do, I do, I do!
You're lying!
Oh, marshmallows...
After that, put it in a mold sprinkled with powdered sugar and cool it at room temperature.
These are the marshmallows that have been sitting for five hours.
Marshmallows that have been sitting for five hours.
If you cut it into your favorite shape, handmade marshmallows are complete!
Wow, I want to eat it!
I think handmade marshmallows are better.
Joint kiss
It feels so good
That's how they made heavier and stronger marshmallows
Next up is a machine to fly marshmallows
I've been waiting for you
Frank and Terry
No matter how fast I am, I can eat
He's going to catch some marshmallows no matter how fast it is
So he's asking you to make a really, really fast machine
We can make a really, really fast machine
Do you have a cutting board ready?
What are you talking about?
You know, I'm kind of lonely
American joke
I don't need that kind of joke
Just make a machine for me
The guy who came last time with "Joint kiss" was pretty chicken
Are you really okay?
You came last time with "Joint kiss" ?
At "Kobucha festival"
You were the worst in "Daisuke" festival series
- Those people? - My friends.
Oh my god, oh my god, seriously, oh my god!
Wait a minute, what are you saying?
- The actor just now? - Yes.
I don't care!
Oh, sorry, no, no, no!
Japanese joke!
Therefore, this time...
She will apply "how to fly a pumpkin" and "how to fly a marshmallow"!
There are various ways of flying a pumpkin, but...
This time, let's use an air type that is easy to aim at.
Here it is!
And this is...
"Air type pumpkin flying machine"!
By releasing compressed air at once, you can fly a pumpkin!
Today, it is used in basketball!
Its power is amazing, and its range is more than 1,500 meters!
Oh, I'm scared!
One, fire in the hole!
Air type pumpkin flying machine
Look at this speed and power!
No, no, no, no, no!
It's dangerous, it's dangerous!
If you do it like this...
Don't worry!
I'll make a perfect machine for you to fly a marshmallow!
Oh, you're not going to do it, are you?
- Okay! - Okay!
You and I will team up and set a world record!
- Of course! - Okay!
- Okay!
Their goal is to set a world record for marshmallow catching!
Four pumpkins and five long ones!
Speed and control!
If you don't have both of them, it's impossible to set a world record!
- Okay! - And...
Yes! I did it!
Cool!
It's done! High speed marshmallow flying machine!
It's a world's first attempt and its performance is unprecedented!
How fast can it fly?!
Then stand there!
No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! Suddenly "No"! No!
You should do a simulation, seriously!
Then I will prepare a little.
Why?!
Come on!
The experiment is "outdoor doll" and "marshmallow delivery".
Let's do it!
Three, two, one!
Marshmallow melts and crushes outdoor doll.
Its speed is 270 km/h.
What?
Don't laugh! Sorry!
Marshmallow melts and crushes outdoor doll when its speed exceeds 200 km/h.
As a result of the competition, we will decide the goal of this time.
The speed is...
170km/h!
That's the world's fastest speed ever set by a major leaguer.
If they can catch this, it should be a world record that can't be easily broken.
Wow, what's that? It's amazing!
The challengers try not to let the wind get in their way.
This is a big experiment!
OK! Let's go!
Alright, get ready!
Finally, the men's battle begins!
- Let's do it. - Okay, let's do it.
- Digger, Digger... - Hajihaji River.
In Rocky's sacred place, Uchimura Digger longed for...
That famous scene is now coming back to life!
Oh, you're fast. Can you run here?
- Wow, this is a real place! - Wow!
Wow, I'm getting excited!
Wow, this is a real place!
- Wow! - Wow!
- I don't know if I'm doing it right. - You're not doing it right?
- Oh, I'm doing it right. - You look like a giant star.
What is this?
- Oh, that's good. - What are you going to do with your face?
I'm not going to stand in the ring thinking I'm going to lose.
I'm going to catch it and set a world record.
I'm going to become a real champion.
Like Rocky Balbora.
Oh, it's you, Reishi.
It's you!
It's been about a week.
You're late!
You're always late.
You're late!
Are you angry?
I'm not angry.
You're crazy.
You're not angry.
You're crazy.
This is good.
I want to do it.
You're crazy.
It's the same shot.
You're excited.
You're not looking at me.
You're excited.
It's amazing.
The ring is finally in after 90 seconds.
The world's fastest marshmallow catch.
The challenge is finally underway!
Marshmallows have air resistance and are easy to shake in direction,
and can only be shaken at a distance of 10 meters.
All right!
Let's go!
Ring in!
I am lucky! I am lucky!
Are you okay?
Okay, come here!
I am lucky!
Come on!
How fast is a marshmallow with a speed of 170 km/h?
Will it be a one-shot catch?
Here we go!
Again!
Three!
Two!
One!
I'm scared!
But she doesn't move an inch.
170 km/h is faster than you can imagine!
It's too fast!
What are you scared of?
It's too fast!
You made it for me, so let's do it!
OK!
Is it OK?
One more try!
One more time!
Let me do it one more time! One more time! I'm sorry!
But I'm worried about her speed.
Is it OK for her to say "yes" at this speed?
It's too fast!
Is it OK?
That's what I realized.
A double-edged sword of fate!
Let's do it!
Three!
Two!
One!
Ouch!
A marshmallow with a speed of 170 km/h hits the nose!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
It was close!
A little! A little! A little! Stop! No! Stop! A little! Stop! More! More!
Yes! The world record is visible!
A few centimeters more! If you can do it quickly, you can do it!
Yes! It's hot!
You can do it! You can do it! You can do it!
It's hot! Come on!
I'll eat you up!
But after that, even if you try it many times, you can't catch it with your mouth.
Ouch!
And an hour later,
I'll change my method!
Exile strategy!
Exile strategy is a method of quickly responding to high-speed marshmallows while rotating the upper body.
Here we go!
Three!
Two!
One!
- So close! - So close!
- It's here, it's here!
The Marshmallow is only 2cm away from the mouth.
Damn it!
- So close! - I was a little more scared!
And the fifth key, here's where it gets exciting!
A machine gun strategy that fires five shots at once.
With this, even if the reaction is a little late, the probability of catching a Marshmallow should increase.
OK, I'm lucky!
Could it be...
Three! Two! One!
What was that? I'm scared!
It fires and reacts at the same time, but because of the large number of them, this strategy also fails.
As expected, you have no choice but to do it on your own.
But you can't catch it.
Only time is passing!
So close! So close!
Isn't this speed impossible?
Why don't you slow down a little?
This probably won't end. It won't end, seriously.
But now that we've come this far, we don't want to give up!
Are you ready?!
And now for the 124th key!
Three! Two! One!
The Marshmallow fell, but...
So close!
It went in just now!
Did it go in?
I ate it just now!
No! No! No! No!
I ate it! I ate it!
Super slow motion check!
Huh? Is it an Otaku surgery?
Looking at the first shot...
So good!
Oh my god!
I know how you feel.
But...
After all, it's a marshmallow catch only after you eat it.
No, no, no!
Mr. Otaki, please say something!
It's in, isn't it?
But it's dropped, isn't it?
Which one is it?
Mr. Otaki, this is OK, isn't it?
But it's in my hand!
You have to eat it!
Good! Good! Good!
I'll do it!
We'll try a strategy here.
It's not worth it like this.
Let's speed up to 200 km/h.
If you speed up, open your eyes and slow down again,
you should be able to see the marshmallow behind you slowly.
200km/h attacks his forehead.
Ouch!
It hurts so much!
It's red!
It's not red. How is it?
It's really red!
It's not red! I'm a healthy person!
It's red!
I'm a corn!
Marshmallow Catch World Champion!
No matter what, he wants to get that title!
The man, Digger, stands up again and again!
You're Rocky, right?
Come on!
For those who don't know pain, there is no victory!
He keeps eating 200km/h marshmallows!
I'll eat you for sure!
You made me hot, you smelly bastard!
Come on!
3...
2...
1...
Go!
After getting used to 200km/h, he finally drops it to 170km/h!
Will a miracle happen?
3...
2...
Fire!
Again, 170km/h catch!
Wekimbo, world record achieved!
If you look at it in super slow motion...
But Digger...
He should have looked at it in 200km/h...
But he didn't even look at Marshmallow for a second!
Yes, this success is a coincidence!
The person who achieved this success is this expression!
Even so, he successfully caught a 170km/h Marshmallow!
Marshmallow catch, world record achieved!
Wekimbo, Aiko-chan, thank you for your hard work!