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Kill two birds with one stone
So here it goes...
Tonight, YouTube during the filming, "The most exciting thing in the world" is sponsored by Nanmasuri's Japan.
Thank you!
Congratulations on your marriage!
Thank you!
When I met all of you today, Daisuke told me not to get carried away.
He told me not to get carried away.
Did you say that?
I said it earlier!
I said it right in front of you!
I was receiving bouquets from you.
That's right.
You told me not to get carried away.
You told me to go and fool around.
Fool around?
There are many YouTubers around the world who shoot and upload funny videos.
This project aims to make people around the world laugh by shooting videos with them.
It's called...
Shoot and Upload
Since we're in Brazil, let's dance Samba together!
Dance Samba?
That's right! Let's do it in São Paulo!
This time, it's YouTube's first time in Brazil!
I'm 46 years old and I'm getting married!
Congratulations!
A few days ago, Nakamoto announced his marriage on Instagram.
I've been dating her for 13 years and now we're getting married.
When I was about to report it, I saw on the news that
Kotter Kane was getting married and everyone was talking about it.
I thought it was a good timing.
We've prepared a wedding tube for you.
Thank you.
You don't look like you're getting married!
Let's go to the wedding tube!
First, a world class technique video!
Put your feet on the tube and turn it upside down with your upper body up.
But they couldn't find the right equipment.
Can you do it with a horse?
After turning it 10 times, you're getting married!
Everyone in Brazil is looking forward to what's going to happen.
First, the staff supports their feet and turns it upside down with their upper body up.
Ouch!
I can't go forward with this!
It's about to start, but nothing happens.
Can you lift me up for once?
For now, the staff lifts him up.
I see.
Lift me up!
Huh?
Is it OK like this?
Here I go!
OK?
It starts from there.
Let me go!
Ouch!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
However, the show doesn't start and it goes the other way around.
Maybe it's easier for me to do it alone.
The staff supports their feet and turns it upside down with their upper body up.
OK.
Here I go!
OK, OK, OK!
I can do it!
This is great!
Ouch!
The Japanese army doesn't know what they want to do.
Ouch!
Are you guys crazy?
What are you doing?
You can't show us what you want to do.
The show doesn't end here.
Tenno! Tenno ne!
Five!
They give up and change their positions five times.
One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
And for some reason, they turn their heads.
The Brazilians are happy about it.
They're happy about it.
It's peaceful here.
The next show is "Drunkard".
A man rides a kayak with only one drink in his hand.
He spins once so as not to spill the drink and drinks it.
Wow!
We know it's impossible for us to spin it.
So this time, the staff will spin it.
So all you have to do is spin the drink.
It's a matter of trust and I'm scared.
This time, they'll try it in this pool.
If they can spin it and drink the drink, it's a success.
I'm a little scared of this.
Then, they'll practice in another place.
One, two...
I'm scared of this.
Hold it in your opposite hand.
Wait a minute.
One, two...
I can't do it.
This one is a little thin.
I see.
- It's thin. - It's thin.
- I see. - Let's go.
I can't do it.
I need to think of a strategy.
So they'll try various things.
One, two...
- Let's go. - They'll try various things.
One, two...
I can't do it.
It's hot.
I think I can do it.
Then, they'll try it.
I'll spin it and drink it.
I'll do it.
Will they succeed?
I can't do it.
You can do it!
I'm so excited when I realize it.
Finally, art video challenging with artful Sanpauro.
Drawing pictures on paper and making a wish game.
Can they get the answer with their weird feelings and imagination?
Thank you for your cooperation.
The people of manga school will challenge with us.
Thank you for your cooperation.
If you can answer the theme of something like Brazil, you win.
You win.
Nakaoka's back wish game.
The theme is soccer ball.
This is...
This is easy.
Even Nakaoka, who is not good at drawing, can draw this easy theme.
Samba! Samba!
Okay!
This is hard.
What will it be?
Next!
This is easy.
What is it?
It's pineapple.
Pineapple?
Fabio, it's totally different.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Thank you.
The game was a failure, but Fabio gave them a surprise.
What is it?
Wow!
This is Conan and Tatchi's...
I heard about it and drew it.
It looks like Conan.
While looking at the picture in the sky, his wife draws it for him.
This is my girlfriend's version of Conan.
Please tell me what happened.
Next, a rhythm video that is popular all over the world.
The people who will challenge with me are...
Samba team "Unidos" and "Shutdown".
The challenge is "Billie Jean Challenge".
Jump from both sides to the rhythm of Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean".
If you don't collide with each other and pass each other, you succeed.
This time, we added a little extra.
If you collide or make a mistake,
Ms. Nakaoka and someone from the samba team will do "Billie Jean".
Thank you.
"Billie Jean" is your responsibility, isn't it?
I absolutely don't like it!
No? No way, no way.
You won't let me do it, right?
No.
No, right?
No.
Yes!
Ms. Nakaoka and the samba team "Billie Jean Challenge".
You're too loud for me to focus!
And Tachiana can't keep up with the rhythm.
Tachiana! Tachiana!
Tachiana! Tachiana! Tachiana! Tachiana! Tachiana! Tachiana! Tachiana! Tachiana! Tachiana! Tachiana!
I don't want to participate anymore!
Tachiana bends her belly.
Will she try persuasion?
Tachiana!
Since it's Michael Jackson, it might be difficult.
Can you play samba music?
Tachiana's samba.
For some reason, Tachiana understands Japanese.
Is Michael Jackson's better?
Yes.
Michael Jackson's samba.
No samba?
No.
No samba?
No.
I want to do it.
Even though it's a samba team, Tachiana bends her belly so much that she rejects samba.
She can't change her mind like this.
I don't know how to end it.
Other than Tachiana succeeding, I don't know how to end it.
That's right.
Let's succeed and make Tachiana happy.
Don't let her know.
No matter what happens, it will end successfully.
Can you do it?
What are you saying?
One, two, three, four!
Go!
Too late.
Go!
Go, Tachiana!
Go!
Tachiana's first strategy.
She hugs the audience.
Tachiana is not a kanjara.
Nice to meet you.
You two make a good couple.
Next, a cool action video.
Surfing by pulling on a boat.
Swimming back and forth on a floating boat.
That's cool.
No, no, no.
That's too much.
Can you do it?
I've done a few videos, but one isn't enough.
This is a lot of money, isn't it? This charity.
No, it's all one time.
If you succeed in one, we'll prepare 100,000 yen for you.
What?
That's right. The samba one.
That's already 100,000 yen.
Hey, what are you doing?
The instructor, Mr. Gavin, will help me.
This is the board you'll ride today.
This will be thrown in.
Isn't this hard?
It's scary.
K.O.
Nakaoka tried surfing before.
His experience at the time was very useful.
Watch out! Watch out!
He succeeded in standing up in one fell swoop.
He even released the rope.
He did it!
I think I did it.
It felt really good.
So far, so good.
It's time for him to throw in the board.
I'm going to do it.
But it's very difficult.
Your hands are limited!
The result is a success or failure.
It's difficult.
I don't have 10,000 yen, so give me that.
It's tiring!
So, this is an episode about Nakaoka's marriage.
It's fine.
What's fine?
I don't care about marriage.
I don't want to hear it in particular.
What made you start dating?
13 years ago.
This is like fate.
Asako was there.
Asako, me, and Matsuo from the band were drinking together.
We were having a birthday party in the back seat.
We were there.
And this pair of people told Asako and me, "Happy birthday!"
"Happy birthday!" They said to the group.
And we went home.
Matsuo was naked and forgot his cell phone.
My junior and I went to get it.
We went to look for his cell phone.
At that time, one of the people in the group looked for it for me.
She was my fiancée.
Do you remember Asako?
I love Asako.
She sang me a song or something.
You don't play that song anymore, do you?
No, I don't.
The last one is a special activity to celebrate Nakaoka's marriage.
What's that activity?
You wear a tuxedo and jump off a waterfall.
It's called "tuxedo bungee".
It's "bungee".
No, it's "tuxedo swim".
It's "bungee", isn't it?
Finally, a special activity to celebrate Nakaoka's marriage.
Wearing a tuxedo, we'll jump from a waterfall.
It's called "tuxedo bungee".
"Bungee", you say?
No, "tuxedo swing".
"Bungee", you say?
No, "bungee", you say?
"Tuxedo swing".
I don't like it.
It's a live-streaming activity where you can jump from a waterfall with a distance of 45 meters.
I really don't like it.
It's considered to be a lucky color in Brazil.
If you can jump wearing a white "tuxedo",
we'll send you off to Nakaoka.
Wow!
It's huge!
We'll jump from that rope.
From there?
Let's not do it.
What's that?
I'll simulate it with my own hands.
Huh?
Who's going to do it?
Simulation detective, producer Hirota.
I got it!
Don't say it!
Be happy!
Please don't misunderstand me.
I'll explain.
I didn't explain anything.
This time, I'm the main actor.
So...
He's bigger than me.
I didn't get this far, but...
Stay!
Don't you need a certificate of appointment?
I don't need it.
As a man...
As a priest...
Cool.
I want you all to see...
How I do it.
Actually, Nakabuka...
Has some regrets about his proposal.
What is it?
The moment I decided...
On my 13th date...
We'll talk about it later.
Wait a minute. Let me think about it.
It doesn't seem like it, it doesn't seem like it, it doesn't seem like it...
Well, but...
I finally said it.
I've been thinking about it for five years.
I thought I'd say it, but it was raining, so I didn't say it.
It's really real.
When did you finally say it?
When I finally said it...
On my 13th date...
I said it.
What did you say?
What did you say about your proposal?
No, really...
Um...
No, no, no.
Natooka doesn't like outdoor activities.
It's hard for him to step out of the water.
What a wonderful wife you have!
Now, let's go for it!
Natooka finally reaches the tip of the waterfall.
Now, will Natooka be able to fly?
Excuse me from far away!
I worry about you all the time because of work like this!
Please continue to take care of me!
Here we go!
Oh, my God!
I did it!
That's amazing!
Now, let's go to the top of the waterfall!
My heart is beating so fast!
It's like...
I'm happy.
I'm not good at this kind of thing, but I ate it a lot.
This time, to celebrate Nakaoka's wedding...
This one will be used in the June calendar.
That's all for Roch Nakaoka's YouTube.
My wife will be very happy when she sees this.
I'm sure she'll be fired up when she sees this.
It was a bungee jump for your sister's wedding, wasn't it?
That's right. I jumped with my husband.
When I get married in this show, I feel like bungee jumping.
I don't know why, but I feel like bungee jumping.
I'm sure the viewers will think that your mother is your real wife.
Don't think like that!
I think all little kids are wives.
No, you're not.
Here's the next one.
What festival is the most popular in the world?
What is it?
What's up?
Good morning, everyone.
Everyone, this month...
It's in Italian.
The festival we're going to this time is the Italian Soapbox Festival.
The Soapbox Festival is an Italian specialty festival where two people get on a cart and overcome various obstacles.
In 2011...
In 2014...
This time...
Three male candidates...
Oh, En-chan! Those three have a lot of potential!
This spring, they held a first-class rookie audition.
Out of 800 applicants, they will select three candidates.
This time, men with unusual physical abilities will appear.
Actually, we three don't know anything yet.
En-chan, it's been a while...
Let's go!
With that said, let's go to the candidates' homes!
The first candidate is...
Wow!
You scared me!
Saga-kun...
Let's go to Yatsuri.
What?!
The actor who will appear in the movie, Koji Saikawa.
He is usually an action actor.
He has excellent motor nerves.
Look! Look!
Look! Look! Sasuke's...
Wait a minute! What is this?
I'm hungry now!
Aren't you going to eat the cucumbers?
I'm really going! I'm going to eat up those cucumbers...
And throw away those rotten ones...
I'm going for a week!
A week?!
I'm going for a week!
The second candidate is...
You scared me!
40 years old...
Let's go to a festival!
Festival?
I want to turn it on!
It's not even in the textbook. Power!
It's not even in the textbook!
I can give you that overwhelming emotion!
I've seen it somewhere!
It was like Takagi-shi!
We're going to Italy now!
Yeah!
Shut up!
And the third one!
Kaz!
Let's go to a festival!
Height is 195cm.
Paripolar model, Kazuki Sawai.
He seems to have great athletic nerves.
Unfortunately, in a mini-marathon held by an all-star- thank-you-festival,
even though he's unknown, he didn't read the atmosphere and won a grand prize.
It was a great atmosphere.
This is a bit of a joke, isn't it?
Our goal for this year is...
to appear in Paripolar again!
Wow!
As an actor, I'll appear in the main cast!
And?
I'll definitely become one of the members!
That's why we're going to Italy with four people!
Wow! I'm so happy!
Thank you so much!
The Paripolar Model Challenge Soapbox Festival!
Will they be able to leave a good result?
The festival will be held in Bergamo, which is located in northern Italy.
Hello!
I'm in Italy now!
- I brought them with me! - I'm so happy.
- Here we go! - They're here.
What are you doing?
What are you doing with your bare hands?
- You're amazing. - You're amazing.
- You're in good shape. - You're in good shape.
Calm down, everyone.
For the first time in their lives in Italy, all three are determined.
However, as soon as they arrived, they started making a fuss.
You lost your suitcase, didn't you?
- I lost my luggage. - Don't give me that look.
- You got new underwear and T-shirts, right? - Yes.
- Can you show me your underwear? - Are you wearing it today?
Are you wearing it today?
- This is all I have. - This is all you have?
You think I'm a woman?
I'm not wearing it.
Their guide is Ferrari, a man who has been waiting for Italy for 10 years.
Ferrari and I have been to festivals together many times.
He even came to a Japanese festival.
They met in 2010.
They've been to many festivals together.
- That's right. - They've both gotten fat.
The festival that Ferrari is hosting is
"Soapbox Festival" where you can run through the city of Italy.
A time trial race where two people will race together to find a machine and go through many obstacles that can even be done on a 1km course.
I will announce it now.
How many people were in the soapbox you just saw?
Two people.
I will come out.
One more person.
I would like to choose one of you from these three people.
What!?
So, there is a possibility you won't be able to participate in the soapbox festival.
What are you doing!?
So, there is a possibility you won't be able to participate in the soapbox festival.
Yes, there is.
You are too much!
No, it's not like that.
You are a lost baggage man!
What they want from their partners is...
100 horsepower and power while pushing the kart.
And, they want to have a strong body and mental strength so that they won't get lost in a crash.
So, before we start the actual race, let me introduce you to the potential of these three people.
The first one is Kawaii Kazuki, a model from Paricole.
When I was in high school, I used to race in a youth team in South Fletch, Hiroshima.
That's amazing!
That's one point for you!
Yes!
My driver is also good at soccer.
Alex, did you play soccer?
Since I was 10 years old, I've been a goalkeeper and belonged to Team Serie D.
You played for Team Serie D!?
Three points for you!
Don't lose!
Kawaii, who used to be a forward, will he be able to get a goal from Team Serie D!?
You can do it! Go, go!
Yes!
What's wrong with you, Alex?!
What's wrong with you?!
Next up is Sasuke's regular actor, Saikawa Koji.
I've competed in four tournaments in a row, and I've never been eliminated on the first stage.
I won first place in the All-Star Gratitude Festival.
It's because I wasn't there for that tournament.
I am...
Next up is Saikawa's special talent.
Yes!
You've earned five points.
Yes!
What's wrong?
You've done your part.
Now it's Koji's turn.
Look around the team.
You've lost two points.
What's wrong with you?!
Let's give you all one point.
Last up is Atsushi's special talent.
I'm going to pull a truck with this body.
What?!
Really?!
Yes.
I'm going to pull a truck.
Oh!
Huh?
It's...
It's something I've never seen before!
This is fun!
There was a bus over there, so it's blue.
Yes.
I thought it would be amazing if I could do that.
I didn't think...
He won the Best Body Japan Shizuoka Tournament.
He's showing off his strength.
Best Body Japan.
I'm going to pull a truck with this body.
Please.
Here it comes.
Wow!
(Laughing)
Wow! It's the most powerful!
I've never seen such a truck!
(Laughing)
One point!
(Laughing)
One point for me.
(Laughing)
In the next episode,
they will compete in a race and decide partners.
One point!
The course is a 5km downhill course.
Seven obstacles will be installed,
but what will happen will not be revealed until the race day.
Let's go!
Let's look at their potentials and decide partners.
The main brake lever is similar to the rear one.
Wow!
(Laughing)
It's good!
Good job!
Don't press it too hard.
Press it with your hand.
(Laughing)
The brake is like this.
(Laughing)
Like this.
(Laughing)
If you tell them about the timing of the brake,
you will lose a lot of time.
Wow!
(Laughing)
No matter how many times they do it,
this is easy for them to decide partners.
Oh, no! The brake is a little slow.
It's a little slow.
Like a professional.
If I did it like that, it would probably be like this.
I was about to do it, but I let it go like this.
Like a professional.
That would be a time loss,
so I pressed it down a little more and pushed it in.
(Laughing)
This is Miyagawa's fourth time participating in the festival.
He knows all the details of what is needed for the performance.
His hands are different.
His driving is different.
(Engine roaring)
The winner of the grand prize is action actor Koji Saikawa.
I knew it.
I think it was perfect.
Wow!
I want to see the award.
Wow!
(Laughing)
So, who will participate in the festival with Miyagawa?
Koji Saikawa!
Wow!
Thank you very much.
(Applause)
I'm sorry, but I'd like to aim for the prize with Koji.
However, please participate in the race for the rest of you tomorrow!
(Applause)
From now on, it's a chase race assuming the actual vehicle.
Tires are made of wood, so if the handling and braking timing don't match, it won't be able to control it and it will spin.
It's too fast now.
On the other hand, a high-class car type machine was chosen by the big man duo.
Detailed handling does not work, but it is very strong in a straight line and rampages well.
Repeat practice over and over again.
With partners who risk their lives for each other, you can now drive with a smile on your face.
The audience is applauding as well.
That was perfect.
- You were really fast. - I know, right?
After not being able to use the highway, they practice getting in and out of parking lots.
You're the one who kicks with one leg, right?
- Okay. - Okay.
Yes, he's in charge of braking and sometimes accelerating.
It's a must-have skill for getting on a bus.
I'm tired.
The festival is tomorrow.
Will Jäger and the member candidates be able to leave any results?
Festival Day
Okay, it's festival day. Good morning, everyone.
- Good morning! - Good morning!
- Isn't it nice? - It suits you.
- Thank you. - It's nice.
This festival is hosted by us.
In the past ten years, 50 teams have participated.
In addition, the festival is a world heritage Belgian fortress city.
- It's a nice city. - There are 20,000 spectators from all over Italy.
So, the Soapbox Festival will be held soon!
The passionate battle between men begins now.
Action actor Koji Saito.
California model Kazuki Sawai.
Comedy actor Taiyo Oishi.
Festival dancer Daisuke Yano.
Let's go!
Dangerous Race in Italy.
Soapbox Festival is on!
The Soapbox Festival has begun!
It's a traditional festival in Italy.
The first runners are Team Apero, whose award ceremony is being emphasized.
Their race will reveal all obstacles ahead of them.
Now, start!
They're running up the slope with all their might!
They're speeding up, and a right angle curve at 60 degrees!
Now, the first obstacle, a test run!
They're moving their bodies, and a great curve!
What's ahead of them is...
A jump platform!
A massive impact hits the driver!
This guy's good!
It's a race!
Now, another test run!
Oh, no!
The yellow powder is getting in the way!
The obstacle is blocked, and the pylon is knocked down!
Each pylon gets three seconds penalty.
However, it's a great finish from the end!
And now...
A bubble wall!
They cleared it with ease!
This is a tough race.
Oh, no! What's wrong?
A I applied the brakes suddenly.
They're getting off the car, and hitting the wall on top of the pool with a concussion!
And now...
It's only 50 meters to the finish line!
It's soft and hard to accelerate!
The last obstacle, a splash!
And now...
The finish line!
They're good!
The time is 2 minutes and 23 seconds!
This is a great record for the prize money!
They're fast!
Wow, they're on another level!
They're fast!
A speed race that exceeds 60 km/h!
The men's fight, who have given up their bodies, can be seen everywhere!
Finally, it's time for Oishi to show off his driving skills.
- Go for it! - Go for it!
The driver is Oishi, and the brakes are Sawai.
Umeno!
Start!
Go for it!
- He's accelerating with all his might! - Oh, wow!
And his driving is...
perfect!
He doesn't slow down at all, and his driving is excellent!
- He's fast! - He's fast!
- Go for it!
Come on!
Go for it!
It's a test run now!
But he hasn't slowed down!
- Very fast! - Can he make it?!
To the right!
- To the right! - incentives!
His steering seems a little slippy!
Don't go!
However, Oishi uses wonderful handling skills and remakes his driving style!
And he's making it big in his jump!
Jump!
- Great! - Good!
From here, it's a test run!
Oh! It's falling apart!
Is this speed?!
Stand up! Stand up!
They stand up in a hurry!
To those two, the children are
innocently throwing water guns!
Go for it!
Go, go, go, go!
Go for it!
Go, go, go!
Now, a straight line from here!
They're gaining speed!
A wall is turning ahead of them!
Wow, wow!
Go for it!
Once they get out of the car,
they'll ring the bell three meters high with their tongues!
This is perfect!
The 195cm-tall double is working in one shot!
They're about to hit the goal!
They're using all of their strength!
The last obstacle, the splash!
And now...
Goal!
The time is 2 minutes and 56 seconds!
The screen is gone!
Good job!
This is frustrating!
This is way too frustrating!
In all of their races so far, the team with the highest time is...
The Fast Team!
Their time is 2 minutes and 21 seconds!
And now...
It's finally their turn!
Good luck!
They've chosen their strongest partner...
And they're aiming for a prize pool of 10 years!
I'll do my best!
And now...
The time has come!
And now...
It's time for...
Their start!
Miyama is riding smoothly!
The fastest rider is still accelerating!
Miyama is on the out course!
And now...
He's barely on the in course!
A new handling!
The machine is accelerating well!
Shikein is waiting for him on the out course!
Will he be able to catch up?
How is it?
Good, good, good!
He's barely on the in course!
But he's not slowing down!
And now...
With one brake...
It's a jump!
He's barely on the out course!
But he's not slowing down!
With one brake...
It's a jump!
But he's not slowing down!
Will he be able to catch up?
Amazing!
Just in time!
He manages to catch up with the wind!
But he misses again and again!
A bubble wall is waiting for him!
He's fast! He's fast!
He's fast!
From now on, even a slight mistake is not allowed!
He wants to go up to the summit in 2 minutes and 30 seconds!
But will he be able to catch up?
The time is almost 2 minutes!
He can do it!
He's in a hurry to get out of the car and go to the pool!
He passes the ball to Saikawa and Miyagawa seems to be in trouble!
But! He gets caught up in this!
I want you to fall!
He did it!
Now, last spurt from here!
But Saikawa can't speed up!
Saikawa pushes the machine hard!
And! The last obstacle!
The splash!
Get over it!
Now!
Goal!
The time is 2 minutes and 45 seconds!
The prize prize is subtle, but there may be a 10th place prize!
What is this?
But you did a good job!
And now, the result of fate!
The candidates for the team are...
Among the 50 teams...
29th place!
The level is high!
The first-class team is...
28th place!
It doesn't matter which team you run with!
- This is important. - This is important.
- It's not over yet. - Yes.
- It leads to the next one. - Yes, it does.
And that's it for "Iron Box Festival" from Italy!
- It was so fast in Italy. - It was.
Not a single loss.
I'm tired because it's in front of me, so I can practice as much as I want.
That's what I like about it.
- And your faces were different. - Yes.
- Yes, the racers' eyes. - The racers' eyes.
- It was cool. - The racer right before me said, "I'll do my best."
I'll do my best.
"I'll do my best." What's wrong with you?
- I was waiting for someone to say, "I'll do my best." - Yes, yes.
I was waiting for someone to say, "I'll do my best."
I'll do my best.
What are you talking about?
- Hey, Ewa! - Which one did you think it was?
- Daisuke, I think you're confident. - Yes.
He's confident, so it's not true.
I'll do my best.
Let's do it, let's do it!
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
- You got onto the starting line fast. - We did it!
- We got onto the starting line fast! - We did it!
- We did it!
- We all did it! - We all did it!
It's a puck game.
Saikar-kun said, "Please get on earlier."
- I'll press it. - Please let me do it!
- And with that... - I understand that.
You have to tell me this!
Because just before that...
I'll do my best!
Up until now, in these 18 years,
you've never said anything about me.
You've never said anything about me.
You can't say it in a flow!