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Now, it's started, "Itte Q"! Tonight is "Itte Q"!
The 11th Anniversary Entry Awards Part 2!
[11th Anniversary Awards Part 2! (2017)
First of all, a well-made scene.
America's latest martial arts.
That is...
Hero Fight, which was launched last year as a cross-course event.
The match is point-based.
If you hit the head, you get one point.
If you hit the body, you get zero points.
If you turn around and hit, you get three points.
If you hit the leg and defeat the opponent, you get five points.
Challenge an exhibition match of one minute!
Yoshiku is a power-type Carrera.
Fahir will fight the current world champion, Estella.
Yoshiku, you're fired up!
Now, can you do it?
I can do it!
I can do it! I can do it!
Risky, Nojika, and Rupert!
- Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine.
Next up is Brazil!
Their opponent is a world champion,
from Brazil,
Istera!
I'm excited!
One punch, one kick fighter,
can he do it?!
One, two!
It's a draw so far!
One, two!
Machine Down!
Help me!
I feel it!
Here it comes!
The match resumes!
Next up...
Bosshima captain is in a pinch!
In the midst of an adventure to find the most beautiful canoe in America...
In order to find a canoe...
Yes!
You need to practice canoeing!
Yes!
What you should practice is...
Eskimo roll!
When you fall from a canoe...
You can get up on your own and avoid danger!
Don't rely on the paddle, pull the knee in the canoe and twist it to get up is the point!
You said you wouldn't use the paddle, right?
First, Captain Oshima will try!
I can do it! I can do it for sure! I'll do my best!
The captain looks very anxious.
I'll do it!
Will he be able to do it?
You can't see what's going on in the water.
You can't see what's going on up and down.
You have to calm down and figure out what's going on.
What they've learned is that this exercise is dangerous.
Next up is the fear of crossing rivers.
We can't go to the beach without crossing this river!
It's starting...
I'm scared! I'm so scared!
With their special balance and sense of balance, it's an average size operation.
Will they be able to cross it?
Wow!
Be careful!
I'm scared! I'm so scared!
I'm so scared!
Next up is high-speed nose swallowing.
Nose swallowing is when you flush water from one nostril to the other nostril.
It's said to prevent colds and prevent hay fever.
Normally, this kind of container holds about 500cc of water.
Using this pump, they'll do 5 liters of nose swallowing at high speed.
For the first time...
That's too much!
Jason is a teacher in the nose swallowing class.
Every morning when he's doing nose swallowing, he comes up with this device and technique to make his students have fun.
You don't do nose swallowing in liters, do you?
Then, high-speed nose swallowing challenge, start!
Wow!
At first, he thinks he's going to stumble, but his potential for nose swallowing is amazing.
It's a force that no one can take away from him.
Wow!
Ouch!
Shimi is a teacher.
The water makes him even more excited.
I'm worried about this.
This is amazing.
Wow!
There's only a little bit of fuel left.
Go for it! Go for it!
And at that moment...
A bad accident occurs.
And finally...
While making the citizens panic...
3 liters cleared!
By the way, everyone, please don't copy this.
Next, the world's quietest lens.
It's a scene where Tetsuro moves to the back of Michirou and the accident occurs.
While practicing, they're filming an image cut.
The accident occurs in the middle of it.
Take a shot and say, "Yes!"
Are you okay?
No way...
And he said a famous line.
Are you okay?
It's going to be a taping.
But it's okay if it starts.
And the most painful thing is...
When you knock...
Don't put the ball around me.
Next, a woman entertainer's extreme relay.
There are 9 of us and it's an ice liquid.
Have you heard of it?
The reward is a direct sale.
An ice liquid that connects the ice's help.
It's about 5 kilograms.
It's heavy and cold!
It's heavy and cold for the first time in my life!
The course is a climb of about 200 meters!
The time limit is five minutes!
Will they be able to reach the goal without dropping the ice helpers?
It's hard, isn't it? It's pretty hard, isn't it?
Eh, it's already...
Go!
The first one to lose is ONIAC!
Alright, do your best!
Start!
It's slippery!
ONIAC, you can do it!
I know!
Stop it!
You can do it!
You're kidding, aren't you?!
ONIAC is late!
He manages to grab the ice helper!
You can do it!
Shonku is a river fish!
Help me!
I don't want to!
I'm stuck!
- You're cheating! - You're cheating!
If you don't hurry...
The top part will freeze!
- You can do it! - You can do it!
And from the four corners of the city to Kurosawa...
- You can do it! - You can do it!
Here is Kurosawa Road Dash!
- You're fast! - You're fast!
He speeds up and regains his speed.
- You can do it! - You can do it!
You're fast!
And now he's off to the anchor island!
- You can do it! - You can do it!
You can do it!
10 more meters!
It's been a long time since we saw you!
It's been a while!
What do you see when you move?
It's like "Nyanko's Great War".
Sushi is a self-served meal!
Sweet potatoes and chocolate rice and katsukoke!
It's like "Nyanko's Great War".
It's a cave where you can enjoy hell and paradise!
In the middle of a large board, there is a secluded hell and paradise!
Sushi is a self-served meal!
- What's wrong? - Isn't this hell?
- I'm sorry. - Isn't this Mizuhan's hell?
It's a cave built by a monk of the Edo period to teach people about hell and hellfire in Buddhism.
- This cave was built only for drinking. - Only for drinking?
- Yes. - Really?
- Yes. - For how long?
- What do you mean "for how long"? - What?
- It's been like that since the Edo period. - I see.
- It's like that during the Edo period. - I see.
- One person can do it? - How many people met?
- I don't know about that. - I see.
- It's not written there. - I see.
- I see.
- I didn't know you were there. - I'm sorry.
- The cave that showed the world of hell. - I didn't know you were there.
- At the entrance... - Wow.
- It's already...
- Is it a devil?
Enma Daioh's Court.
Whether the deceased's soul will go to hell or paradise, it will be judged here.
The cave is about 40 meters in length.
If you go through there, you will go to paradise.
However, if you go further than you think, you will be dropped into real hell.
- I see. - But if you look at it like this, it's definitely only for drinking.
- Yes. - It's about this short.
- Ouch! - Ouch!
- Ouch! Ouch! - Ouch! Ouch!
- I'm sorry! - Ouch! Ouch!
No no no no!
What should I do?!
Ouch! I said!
I'm sorry, Satan!
I'm so sorry!
Satan!
The hell hole is full of evil spirits.
This is the face of a human who has seen hell.
Panic comes out!
You can't stay here anymore.
Give up your suffering and come!
It hurts!
It's not that kind of pain you know.
It's something you don't know.
It hurts!
Your legs are weird!
Why do you have so many legs?
It's the same here!
Show me your thighs!
What is that?
It's terrible!
You wanted me to show you your thighs!
I also wanted to show you!
Hell is a big hell!
It's so painful you can't even show it in front of you!
And you walked towards me and I did "shaaa" once!
What are you talking about?
It's not like that!
You walked back and I did "shaaa" once!
Next up is a great person who has seen hell.
First of all, what is it?
The man who calls for it, Tim!
He got a soda.
Something to drink.
And...
It can't be...
It's something you can't think of as human, a fierce geppu!
I can use this geppu to gather cows.
The cows are 50 meters away.
Let's see it!
- What's going on? - What's going on?
The cows are getting hot!
As the gecko jumps towards it, the cow approaches it.
What's going on?
- Then, why do cows come? - What's going on?
According to him, this sound of the gecko
seems like a cow crying for its friends to gather together.
Actually, it's severe this time as well.
It seems like it won't come if you run away.
Can you give me some tips?
Drink carbonated water and make a sharp "do".
In the early morning,
pour a large amount of carbonated water into your stomach.
Now, will it come out? Which "sharp" will it be?
I don't know.
"Mysterious blue" has two stars.
This is the first time.
So, "mysterious blue" again.
Was it fun?
It was pretty big.
Next, a man who loses his sense of temperature, "lameshmeter".
I can walk on the burning charcoal with my bare feet.
Really?
The temperature of charcoal is more than 300 degrees.
This is pretty useful, really. It's okay.
After many years of training, I don't feel the heat anymore.
What is the technique to lose your sense of heat?
Now, let's start!
Ready, go!
It's coming, it's coming, it's coming, it's coming!
It's hot!
No, no, no, no, you're amazing! You're amazing, however...
Furthermore, the Jujutsu of Ghana...
Thank you for having me.
...was called to a small room.
There's a very unique god here.
I haven't finished yet...
The content of the Jujutsu is that a fairy will appear in this altar and grant you a grateful message.
She just put a cloth over me, didn't she?
She's starting to spray something like perfume again.
I'd like to marry a nice person in the future...
Osaka babuyaki...
He said "Osaka babuyaki".
Osaka babuyaki...
And after this, the fairy appeared!
Wonderful!
Something just came out!
She's saying "Welcome".
What did you say just now?
"Welcome"? A fairy?
A fairy just came out!
Where's the fairy?
She's laughing a lot!
Hey!
She's laughing a lot!
Excuse me!
Is it okay for you to laugh like that?
I'm asking if you're doing well.
How are you?
I'm doing well! Nice to meet you! I'm his sister!
Huh?
Fairy!
I'm his sister!
Fairy!
He's gone.
He was wearing a cloth and I couldn't see him from here.
But he was talking completely.
Yes, he was talking completely.
Next is the mischief with the staff.
First, Miyagawa high heel race.
During the practice...
Can you do it?
Ouch! Ouch!
I don't think it's a practice anymore...
I know...
I know you want me to fall down...
But look! It's asphalt!
I don't even have a knee pad!
I can't do it!
I'm the same age as 99!
They'll do it!
They're protecting me!
Mr. Okahara, stop it!
They're telling me to stop...
But I'm still facing forward!
Crash!
He participated with Crashy!
The slippery street maxi with a speed of 60km/h!
Crash!
Watch out! Watch out!
But will Crashy be able to pass 60km/h?
The road was cut off, but he rebuilt it!
But at that moment!
The staff who were fixing it with a speed gun rushed in!
Crashy forgot his character!
Crashy, are you okay?
Are you okay?
What's your speed?
27km/h.
You're funny.
You're stupid.
The director is...
Hikaru...
You're a little...
Shut up.
You're scary.
You're a little...
You can worry about me more.
Shut up.
You took it?
I didn't...
You're like this.
What's your speed?
27km/h.
Shut up!
Next up is Nakouka's handbag challenge!
A man who wants to relax in a handbag.
But the handbag is a little expensive.
This is scary.
Will Nakouka be able to ride in a handbag?
Nakouka rides in a handbag that's a little expensive.
Underneath the handbag is ice water.
It's a little expensive.
It's really expensive.
Nakouka!
Go for it!
It's starting! It's starting!
Somebody help me!
It's locked!
Somebody help me!
It's locked and I can't open it!
I think it's locked.
I think it's locked and I can't open it!
Let's continue with the Begawa girls' club.
First, a love lecture for women.
It's a dinner table in Dubai.
Since we're in the girls' club, let's talk about love.
What do you want to do?
Keep asking questions.
Which is more important, money or love?
It's already written in my book.
Oh, I haven't read it yet.
You haven't read it yet?
"Love, love, love", which do you prefer?
A man who earns 2 million yen a year...
or a man who earns 200 million yen a year?
I think 200 million yen is less love.
Yes, less love.
Which do you choose, Yumeppe?
I think love is more important.
Yumeppe said "this is better".
I'm a little worried.
What about you?
Even if you have 2 million yen, you still love him.
What about you?
I love him, too.
You're all idiots.
No matter how much you love him...
you'll lose love if you look at other people's lives...
their houses, their clothes...
you'll gradually lose love.
Even if you have money, if you don't love him...
But if you marry someone who earns 200 million yen...
even if you don't love him...
you'll have respect and trust for him.
Even if you have 200 million yen?
Yes, and you'll gradually love him.
Oh, I see.
Do you agree?
You're so different from a married woman.
Have you ever been in a long-distance relationship?
I have, many times.
Was it hard?
Even if you're in a long-distance relationship now...
you can always talk, right?
In the past, we didn't have smartphones...
so we had to wait all day for the day we could meet.
Wow, that's wonderful.
From waking up in the morning to going to sleep...
it was hard even to breathe.
Wow, that's wonderful.
Sometimes it's hard to breathe.
Wow, that's wonderful.
You don't have that experience, I feel sorry for you.
No, I don't.
How about you, Mr. Degas?
You took Degas' girls from Teslo...
and became Debbie's girls.
I think you're better off this time.
Because you have different personalities...
Maiko is hated by herself...
and you're playing a weak woman.
That's not true!
And Yumeppe is playing a hard worker...
in a remote area.
And you...
What are you?
"Cotton Recipe"!
The four girls will compete in cooking!
We've been doing it for a while now.
- Really? - Yes, really.
Can we look at the recipe?
Of course you can't.
Ready, start!
What kind of food will they make?
Don't you have a paper and a pen?
If you say you don't have a recipe and you can't do it...
why would Akane-chan write a note and make it herself?
I can't do it with my hands.
I get impatient.
She's putting the boiled potatoes in a bowl.
Wow.
- Huh? - It's hard.
And after this, there's an accident!
It's "Cotton Recipe"!
"Cotton Recipe"!
"Cotton Recipe" is the best.
Next, Miyazo is shocked in Italy.
Oh! There's a pig!
Wow!
It's so cute!
When they get a little closer...
Where did all those pigs go?
When I saw them earlier, they were over there.
I'm sorry!
They went to call for the pigs hidden deep in the mountains!
Oh, they're here!
Wow!
Didn't they go the other way?
They're here!
Didn't they go over there?
I'm sure pigs like to touch their bellies with forks.
They did!
Using a branch, they try forking a pig!
It's so cute!
Then...
It's here!
Wow!
Finally, it's lunchtime.
These girls are full now.
I'm sure they'll make delicious raw ham.
All of it?
Of course, all of it.
Their faces are amazing.
Then, the girls try forking each other!
They stand on a stage built of mud...
and try forking each other!
The girls have already decided on their partners.
What?!
Wait a minute.
Yoko and Maria said "no" a lot.
Who did Yoko choose?
No, it's Mr. Degawa.
Me?!
Not a pig?!
No, it's Mr. Degawa.
That's great!
It's Mr. Degawa.
Who is Mrs. A?
I am you.
What is she trying to do?
Yoko-tan!
Yes?
Yesterday, Maria-chan said she was scared of sleeping alone.
So I was about to go crazy.
But you are my character!
Don't lie!
When I said I couldn't sleep alone,
you said you were scared of sleeping with me!
What a heartless episode!
Ah! Ah!
Ah!
Yokota was killed instantly.
I didn't do anything!
Yokota! I'm sorry.
It's three seconds each!
Sorry!
Should I fall?
You want to fall?
It's only three seconds!
Yokota learned...
Sometimes, he has to be careful of his seniors' tricks.
Yokota, it's dangerous, so come over here.
It's dangerous.
Yokota!
What are you doing, Yokota?
Yokota!
Yokota learned...
There are many ways to increase your height.
Please, I'm a fan of "Hoshigari".
Why does only Yokota's height increase?
I'm worried about everyone.
Don't worry, Maria.
Yokota, thank you for helping Maria.
Thank you.
Do you want me to do it?
No, you don't have to fall.
Tani learned...
Even if you do it more, you probably won't use it.
Next, Fujin learned...
Fujin!
Yes?
I really respect you, Fujin, but...
Is it a different game?
It's a different game, but...
Fujin!
Fujin doesn't know...
What people are waiting for when they're talking.
Furthermore, Kawamura, DP, strange enemies' confrontation.
Don't call me "Kawashima-san"!
That's not it!
It's Kawamura!
It's like a comedy show.
Kawashima-san, please give me marshmallows!
Kawamura-san, please give me marshmallows!
There's only marshmallows!
Say it all! All of it!
Damn it!
It's annoying!
She said it all!
I just can't like you!
I can't like you!
Match!
Take it! Take it! Take it!
Judgment!
You're aware of how much you hate me!
I hope you do it around the month.
I can't like you!
What?
What's going on?
Next up is "Exploring Miyagawa"
Jungle Cotton Candy
There's a "mii" sound!
That's pochote's "mii".
No way!
Shaking branches with a rope,
and dropping yourself.
You're smart!
It's hard!
Inside of the hard shell...
There's something like cotton inside of a blanket.
You know?
It's like a gift.
At this point,
Yoshizawa goes!
Just for that?
Wow, cotton candy! How is it?
It's like...
When you bite it, it's like sugar... sugar cane.
Look, it's cotton candy from the jungle!
This way, this way.
Shut up.
I don't like it anymore.
Emergency!
Captain Diavou's sudden illness!
Captain...
I pooped.
What should I do?
Captain...
Yes?
There's a toilet.
What?
Let's go.
A step-up cardboard toilet!
But...
There's a staff in the room, so...
If you hear it, you know...
Sing a song for me.
You know, like...
You know, like you flush it in the toilet.
Like that.
Sit down for a second.
I don't like it.
Sit down.
Let's go to the back of the sabotage.
Okay.
I don't like it.
Wait a second.
I don't like it.
Oh, no, no.
Wait a second.
Put your fingers like this.
Put them in place of the holders.
Yes, yes, yes.
Captain is ready!
Okay.
Sing for me so that I can hear you.
Sing.
A little bit of swimming...
Why are you singing like that?
Next is Kimbachi sensei from Uchimura.
He came to Ishikawa Japanese Aerospace High School.
He trains pilots, engineers and other aeronautical engineers.
The students are told to go on a TV interview, but they don't know who will come.
They're told to go, right?
They're not told to go.
Will I be okay? Will they know?
If you go, you'll end up like that.
I see.
I'll end up like that.
Please come.
Please come to me.
We have another costume for you.
Please try it on.
Oh, it's not this one.
Yes.
This is the best costume for a joke.
I don't like it.
Why is it like this?
I'm scared. I don't know who it is.
What will be the students' first reaction?
You will be interviewed by...
This way, please.
Hello, everyone.
I'm Uchimura, blond.
As expected of Uchimura, he is very popular among high school students.
Hello, everyone. Pay attention.
People support each other and live on.
He is not blond at all.
See you after school.
I came up with this yesterday.
I took it off.
I took it off quite a lot.
There was always a hole in it.
Next, Iazon's little story.
The story of not being able to see himself.
When I was in middle school, a boy from a returning market came to middle school.
His English was poor.
He had been living in America since childhood and came to Japan.
He couldn't make friends easily, so I became friends with him.
At one time, there was an English test.
At that time, the boy from a returning market got 85 points for the English test.
Why did you get 85 points even though you were in America?
"Aren't you frustrated?" "I've been in America all the time, so the English test doesn't get 100 points."
"It's strange," I said.
Then, a friend from a returning market came up to me and said,
No, but you got 5 points for the Japanese test, didn't you?
"I think you're right," I said. "And I studied Japanese hard from there, too."
And then, when I graduated, my Japanese score was already five times higher than mine.
I told my mom about it right away.
"I've shown you what I've learned so far," I said. "It's five times higher now."
And then my mom said something.
"As I thought, you can do it if you work hard," she said.
Next up is "Deno is a team player."
First, let's take a look at Venice, the capital of water.
It's a wedding ceremony.
- It's wonderful. - I want to have a wedding ceremony in a place like this.
Then Deno went to see the bride and groom.
- What? - That's amazing.
He saw a happy couple on their journey, and Deno was about to give them their blessings.
- Your friend... - Congratulations.
- Congratulations.
- What did you say? - Congratulations.
- Congratulations.
- Did you say "thank you"? - Yes, I said "thank you" and "congratulations."
- You said "congratulations," didn't you? - Yes, I said "congratulations."
- Oh, no. - Why did you say "thank you" and "congratulations"?
Oh, no. It's "congratulations."
Next up is "Deno is a team player."
- Hello? - Hello.
Because I don't speak good English.
- No, no, no! - I'm too shy.
- Don't say that about yourself! - I'm sorry.
You have good English.
I don't understand your English.
Oh, no, no, no! Very, very English. Okay.
- It's okay. Don't be embarrassed. - Thank you.
You don't speak English.
You're good at speaking English.
Hi! Sorry.
Leonardo da Vinci is an artist.
Leonardo da Vinci... Oh, good face.
Leonardo da Vinci...
- I just came from Japan yesterday. - Oh, okay.
Now Deno's quiz show begins.
- "Work" and "walk." - Oh, "walk."
- I came from Tokyo last night. - Oh!
- Oh, Tokyo? - Yeah, yesterday.
- I was in Tokyo yesterday. - Yesterday?
- Yeah. - Wait, why?
- I was working. - Working in Tokyo?!
No, no, no! Don't say that!
You're a superman!
- No, no, no! Today, Tokyo? - Yeah.
- Why? - Working.
- Working?! - Working, working, working, yeah.
- I work in America. - No!
You're too scary.
A question for you.
Next, there are nine people besides Rui Hachimura.
I was surprised! I was surprised!
I didn't know you were there!
I was surprised!
It's Rui Hachimura!
I've been watching you since you were little.
Really?
Yes, every Sunday night with my family.
With your family?
Yes.
Which segment in particular?
I like travel.
So, I chose Degawa-san.
Wow, Degawa-san!
Awesome!
In 30 minutes, they will try to catch a bound bottle.
On the ball is a water-filled bottle.
They will...
bounce it onto the ground and catch the bottle that came back.
This time, there are two people.
Makaoka and Hachimura.
If they catch it at the same time, it's a clear.
On top of that, they will add this to Makaoka's team.
There are a lot of things to carry.
If either of them fails, they will fire a hot water bottle rocket.
Makaoka and Rui Hachimura will catch the bound bottle.
Will it be a miraculous one-shot clear?
Here we go.
Ready...
Ouch!
You two did it, didn't you?!
We only have 10 seconds left!
This is tough.
This is tough!
It's more intense than usual.
It's like a solar eclipse.
It's like a solar eclipse!
Mr. Hachimura, what do you mean by putting this on?
Oh, I'm fine with it.
I'll end it.
Could you please focus on this for once?
Without the rocket.
There are 5 minutes left until the shoot.
If you want to succeed, you can't catch it even once!
It's amazing.
Even if you're alone, you can do it.
This is pretty...
tough, isn't it?
It's tough, isn't it?
This "tough" time is called "YouTube time".
Oh, is that so?
This is "YouTube time" right now.
It's "YouTube time".
We do it over and over.
It's like, "Can we do this?"
It's time for us to sync with the staff.
This is "YouTube time".
I see.
I'm in it right now.
Please experience it now.
"YouTube time".
But is this what makes YouTube interesting in the end?
I see.
But that's only if you have the time.
The promised 30 minutes will soon come.
I think we can do it next time.
We can do it.
Then...
One, two...
Ouch!
This is the first time for them to touch each other.
You did it!
I did it!
You did it!
But does this make it a success or not?
But we don't have much time.
So what do we do now?
Do we aim for success with just the two of them?
What do we do?
If we had more time.
What do you think we should do now?
I think that's enough.
Hey!
You're making me lazy!
What did you say? Was it "kyuuchuu" time?
It's "kyuuchuu" time!
"Kyuuchuu" time is a little tough, isn't it?
Only three more times!
Only three more times of crying!
Alright!
Let's do it!
One, two...
The first two times were both a failure!
Go, go!
You can do it!
And the last three times!
You can do it!
Let's do it!
One, two...
Alright!
I did it!
This time, only Nakaoka succeeded!
You two! You two!
Edit it out! Edit it out!
It's about time for Hachimura to withdraw.
Nakaoka wants to hold out for a little longer.
That was close!
I think it's fine.
I did it, so can you do it three more times?
Oh, you can do it! You can do it!
You can do it! You can do it!
You can do it!
You can do it! You can do it!
His success rate is increasing!
Alright!
That's what you think, isn't it?
That's right!
That's what I thought at first when we did it together.
Do humans grow?
They do.
That's amazing.
It's amazing.
It's like sports.
Sometimes you wonder if you're growing.
Do you think you're growing?
You're definitely growing.
Can you do it?
I think you've grown a lot in this world.
That's right!
Who am I talking about?
I'm sorry!
It's fine! It's fine!
I'll do it!
But their growth caused a miracle!
One, two...
Huh?
Wow!
They caught it at the same time!
They did it!
I did it!
You did it!
That's amazing!
That's 90 seconds!
90 seconds is amazing.
I'm proud of you.
I'm glad you didn't give up!
I almost gave up.
Did you feel relaxed?
It's fun.
I've been watching it since I was little.
I'm happy to be on a show like this.
What would you like me to request?
Which corner would you like me to appear in next?
Next corner is...
Mr. Tategawa's corner.