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[Money Festival]
It goes all the way around the world!
Today's opening is...
The most exciting money festival in the world!
One day...
You scared me!
Welcome back!
What are you doing?
I don't think you're supposed to be here!
You're going to get us in trouble!
This time, the contestants participate in the festival!
Today's theme is...
A bath?
In Switzerland, in a frozen lake,
and see how long you can stay there.
That's impossible!
Is your bath hot?
Mine?
No, it's only about 41 degrees.
But I don't have a cover function yet.
I don't know how hot it is.
You don't have a cover function?
Why are you laughing?!
I don't have a cover function.
You're making a lot of money!
Do you have a cover function right after you take a bath?
I do.
What is that?!
A youngster with a cover function?!
What's going on?!
I want to be number one in Switzerland!
Will Miyago become an award winner?!
Also, a hot spring tour special!
In England, in a frozen lake, and again!
A mysterious adventure variety show!
To the end of the world, one ball!
Now, it's begun!
One ball!
Tonight, the world's most exciting event is...
the Nani Festival!
Also, a hot spring tour special,
a frozen lake swimming special,
brought to you by Nihondazu!
Welcome!
Thank you!
First of all, since it's a festival, you went to Switzerland this time, didn't you?
That's right. This time, it's a festival involving swiss people in baths.
What is it?
I asked for a bath and said "Oh, is this it?"
It was harsh. If you watch it, you'll know.
Are you okay? You seem to be weaker recently.
No, I'm not.
I'm worried about you.
So, you went abroad...
Why do you keep talking about it?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
However, I think you're really amazing among your peers.
That's right.
You're a superman.
9,600 km from Japan,
festival man Daisuke Miyagawa goes.
What festival is the most exciting in the world?
It's a festival in Switzerland.
The festival is held in a small village in the mountains of the Alps, Staus.
- It looks like Switzerland. - Hey!
If you ask me where I am now,
I'm in Staus, Switzerland.
It's -6 degrees Celsius now.
Everyone is wearing too much clothes.
I'm so angry.
- Everyone is wearing too much clothes. - That's true.
Everyone is wearing too much clothes.
I want to do it too.
But I can't go in.
I'll definitely award you.
It's cold.
Huh? I'm sorry.
It's getting warmer.
Our guide for today is...
Andy, a tourist officer in the village.
Is this festival dangerous?
Of course it is.
Andy, I want to ask you more questions.
Can I ask you more questions?
Okay.
Andy, have you participated in this festival?
I participated in it last time and placed third.
That's amazing!
Andy knows about it.
I've seen you on TV.
Really?
- Do you know me? - Yes.
I lived in Saitama for three months.
Can you speak Japanese?
- I'm Andy. - Andy. Yes, yes.
- Do your best. - Okay.
- Run away. - Run away?
Why?
Why did "run away" come up when he said "do your best"?
Let's go to the festival venue.
Daisuke!
Look at that!
I was surprised!
What did Ryuga see there?
Boys fighting in a bus stop!
Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
Are you okay?
This is the worst! It's a dangerous place!
Are you okay?
A bus stop race, huh?
A bus stop race is when a team rides a bus stop
on a 100m slope.
It's a time trial race.
The festival started 11 years ago,
when a tourist was trying to carry a bus stop on a hill.
He apologized and let go of Ryuga's hand.
When he saw the bus stop going down the hill,
he thought it would be more interesting for people to ride it.
It started in 2010.
Bus stops used for races are common ones used in general households.
Oh, well...
I'll think about it.
The course is 100m long.
A fast team can go down the hill in 18 seconds.
It's like "Bus Stop Version of "Bob's Way"!
It's so fast!
If you think about it and calculate it, how many kilometers can you get with this bus stop?
One person will fall and the rest will get on the bus stop.
The important thing is that when you reach the goal, you all have to be on the bus stop.
I'm alone, but what should the other two do?
The first one is me!
Let's fight together!
I'm proud of you!
There were three of you before.
What were you doing at that time? Were you pushing?
I was in the front.
You were just sitting!
There is only one more strong member.
Don't you know anyone like a sportsman who absolutely wants to win?
There is one person who comes to mind.
He is a young man working at this ski resort.
Miki!
Young!
A sportsman in his teens, Mika!
Can I ask you what you want to know the most?
What sports did Mika play?
E-sports!
No!
That's not it!
E-sports!
That's not it!
These three will aim for the championship!
First, a tour of the course.
This is the starting point.
The start dash is very important.
Start in a straight line of 50 meters.
Accelerate and go down at once.
The key of the game is how far you can push the distance.
Can I walk a little?
No.
For fairness's sake, entering the course before the actual race is prohibited.
That's right.
I can't practice here.
Tomorrow won't be like this.
It will be slippery.
To be honest, I don't know how fast I can go in practice.
And the most difficult part is the hairpin curve ahead of the straight line.
Wait a minute, Andy!
This is pretty good, isn't it?
So you push it all the way here.
At the end, you get on it and the three of you go to the goal.
The actual qualifying is a double race.
The total time is limited.
The top ten teams can advance to the final round.
Let's practice the actual race.
First of all, let's practice the start dash here.
In this competition, the speed of the start of the leader greatly affects the course of the game.
The most important task is who will be the leader.
It's surprisingly narrow.
First of all, the youngest and most physically fit leader, Mika.
Mika.
Let's start!
It's late, but is it okay?
Okay.
However, Mika is not as powerful as he thought.
Mika, come on!
Then...
Shut up!
I can't go back.
Since there is no edge in the bus stop,
the two people inside have to move their weights and carry loads.
If they lose balance, they will turn in an instant.
In an instant, right?
Mika didn't have any power.
Mika also smells like Marlboro.
Next, Andy is pushing.
Andy seems to be strong.
He's pretty fast.
OK, OK, OK.
Oh, nice!
But he can't get in.
Oh, my God!
OK, OK.
Oh, my God!
Miyagawa is now leading.
Run!
He's fast.
Can he get in?
He got in!
It's cold.
Sorry, it's a little cold.
I may not be able to believe it for a 17-year-old like Mika,
but for a 50-year-old like me, I can't practice that much.
Next, let's practice the curve.
He tries to get into the bus stop.
The theory is to push as hard as you can and get in in front of the corner.
Start!
Can he get in well?
Stop!
He pushes hard and gets in.
It's hard.
It's weird to push like that.
Why? Why?
It was too late for him to turn.
It's hard.
OK, I'm sorry.
Yeah.
50-year-old Miyagawa is pushing again.
Go for it!
Oh, nice!
But now he's slowing down.
It's hard.
Thank you, Mika.
At 17 years old, Mika takes care of Miyagawa and brings him back to his original position.
On the other hand, Miyagawa is running out of energy.
Why?
No matter what, he wants to decide with this.
What I was misunderstanding until now is that it's just pushing.
In fact, it's different.
While pushing, I'm the one who catches the most fire.
With the will of a man in a village, it's the last sprint.
Can he make it?
He made it!
Somehow, he made it!
Well, there's room for improvement.
Let's practice and turn the corner beautifully.
I think it's impossible if we don't do it about 15 times.
It's a little weird for us to practice too much.
Let's do it like this.
Andy, you're kind.
He's commenting on me now.
This is a teammate.
Mika, how is it? Is it okay to end it here?
Sure.
On the day of the festival, more and more racers came to the track.
It's colder than yesterday. Is it cold?
It's colder than yesterday, so the course may be frozen.
How about you, Mika?
I'll do my best to get to the final.
You want to get to the final, right? You want to be in the top ten.
You want to be in the top ten, right?
What's that bell?
There's money on the course.
I'm surprised, too.
It's been added today.
If you ring the bell, you'll lose one second.
The rule has been added.
Is this really a festival?
Are you going to aim for one second?
It's a race where you fight for one second, so let's aim.
I'm serious about aiming for the prize.
Please support me.
Bastum Race
Let's get started!
- Huh? - Oh, it's this music.
Finally, the men's Ascii battle begins!
- What do you think of the team? - No, I think it's good.
- It's a very good team. - It's a good team.
But it's really up to you and me.
It's up to me how you push and whether you can get the course or not.
- Can I say something? - Huh?
I can't do this interview in my room.
- What do you think? - My ears are about to rip off.
This bus is probably stainless steel.
It looks so cold that it's sitting on ice.
I'm embarrassed!
I've been excited since the day before.
I came from abroad.
I was excited the day before.
It's very embarrassing. Everyone is still cool.
No one is in festival mode yet.
It's just me and these eight people.
Yes.
Andy and Mika, let's work together.
Let's go up to the podium!
- We'll do our best! - Let's do it!
Let's go!
Bus Stop Race!
For you, Monk!
It's started!
It's a bus stop race held in Swiss Stortz.
Let me explain the rules.
100 people will participate.
The course is 100 meters long.
If you don't get on the bus stop when you reach the goal, you'll fail.
If you ring the bell in the middle of the course, you'll get minus one second.
The qualifying round is twice as slippery.
The top ten teams with less total time will advance to the final round.
The first qualifying race is coming up!
The top batter is Reed Blitz.
What kind of slipperiness will he show us?
It's the start of his destiny!
Oh, he got on it right away!
He got on it right away!
The race has begun!
It's the last race!
It's the first race!
Oh, he's turning!
Once it becomes like this, it becomes difficult to set a record!
He regains his confidence and enters the curve with momentum!
Oh, he rings the bell with a cardboard box!
Minus one second!
And now...
Goal!
The record is 35.75 seconds in minus one second!
That's 35 seconds.
Now, it's Team Eagle's turn!
With momentum...
Oh, he's starting!
Is he setting up his bike?
He's speeding up!
Oh, he's already gotten on it!
Now, he's entering the curve with maximum difficulty!
Will he ring the bell?
Oh, he can't reach it!
He couldn't reach it!
And now...
Goal!
The record is 23.53 seconds!
Is that the average time?
A blazing bathtub race!
The average time is about 25 seconds!
Next up is Team Affevanne!
What a group of bold men!
And now...
Start!
Whoa!
They're off at a crazy speed!
Oh my!
They're still pushing without getting in!
They're running!
Can they make it to the curve?
They're entering the curve!
How about it?!
They just got in!
They didn't ring the bell!
They just...
Wow!
They killed it!
That's fast!
The record is...
19.11 seconds!
That's their fastest time so far!
They don't need that much time.
That's fast.
The voltage is rising!
Can they make it to the curve?
Oh no!
They fell!
Can they make it to the curve?
They failed!
They failed.
And now...
It's Team Affevanne's turn!
Can they make it to the curve?
Now...
Team Affevanne is on a roll!
They have it!
What kind of fight will they show us?!
They found it!
They want to cut 25 seconds!
You can do it!
They're focused!
And now...
It's their fate!
You can do it!
Okay, let's go!
They're starting!
They're speeding up!
Go, go, go!
They're speeding up!
They're getting a good record!
Can they make it to the curve?
They fell!
But now...
They're getting the bell to ring!
But now...
They can't make it to the curve!
Can they make it?
Now...
They jumped in!
They made it!
Team Affevanne's record is 27.08 seconds!
They're neck and neck!
This is frustrating!
But there is more
It was so close
The second time, cutting 20 seconds is a must
It's a real battle
This is a condition
I think I pushed it too much
It would have been faster if I had gone further
I'll go a little faster next time
Thank you for watching!
Now, it's the second qualifying race!
The first race was 25.01 seconds, Jamaica Setar!
This team also has to cut 20 seconds to enter the top 10 teams!
They've started now!
They're speeding up!
The key to the match is how far this race will run!
Oh! They're already in!
But! Oh! They're not slowing down!
And they're entering the curve!
How's that?! They're slowing down! They're slowing down!
With this momentum, they pass!
The time record is 17.92 seconds!
They've cut 20 seconds!
Wow!
We were really close to being disqualified.
But we made it.
Our necks are connected.
It's 20 seconds.
We have to cut it.
We have to cut 20 seconds.
That's right.
But we can't cut 20 seconds if we're just riding normally.
It's a little bit of cement.
Now, this is fast, too!
They're cutting 20 seconds!
How's that?!
They're slowing down, too!
With this amazing speed, they pass the finish line!
This is an exciting bus stop race!
All teams are competing with one mind and one body!
Now, it's a one-team race!
Crying or laughing, this is the last race!
No matter what, we have to cut 20 seconds!
You can do it!
With one mind and one body, will they make it to the final?!
You can do it!
Are you ready?!
You can do it!
Now!
It's your fate!
Start!
They're going at it!
Kiago is fighting back!
He's keeping his balance!
Is this the bond of Team Earth?!
It looks like it's going to work!
Oh! Kiago is catching up!
A little too fast!
He's slowing down!
Is Gordo driving a little too fast?!
How about it?! Will the bell ring?!
Can Kiago finish in 20 seconds?!
How about it?! Can Kiago finish in 20 seconds?!
Can Kiago finish in 20 seconds?!
The record is 24 seconds!
He couldn't finish in 20 seconds!
Unfortunately, Team Earth is eliminated in the preliminary round!
I know I'm pushing myself,
but I'm driving a little too fast.
But I thought I'd just go for it.
The team that won the final round is Bad One Neighbors!
Let me show you the fastest race of this tournament!
The momentum was different from the start!
With incredible speed,
Bad One Neighbors runs 50 meters in a straight line!
And this curve!
The bell rings and he doesn't slow down at all!
He finishes like a bullet!
His record is 15.91 seconds!
Unfortunately, it was a very fun festival.
I had fun, too!
I was a little aggressive, but I couldn't make it to the top 10.
I'm sorry about that.
But it was a very fun festival and it was great!
Thank you for buying it!
And with that, we will start the Assa Race!
His back was like...
I don't know if you like it or not, but it was like a boat race.
It was like that, and he was like...
He was like, "Oh yeah!"
He was like, "Go!"
He was like, "Let me do it!"
It's not like that.
The motor was weak.
No, it's not like that!
It's not like that!
Can I just make an excuse?
Yes.
I was told that I shouldn't put my feet in the bus stop.
But I was like, "Go!"
I was like, "You idiot! You're disqualified!"
But I didn't care about it at all.
So I didn't know what to do.
I see.
So I was like, "Get in and go!"
I see.
Well, it's just an excuse!
I'm sorry if I surprised you!
I was like that!
We were in the makeup room and he was doing his waxing.
He said, "Uchimura-san, it's time for you to change how you show your body for the festival."
It's a serious excuse!
7,800 km away from Japan,
Onsen Tourist Association Special Edition!
Once a year, an underwater swimming special in Finland!
We've come to the capital, Helsinki!
We've come!
Finland!
Speaking of Finland, it's the home of underwater swimming.
It's said to be effective against wind prevention, and it's widely used by the elderly and the disabled.
To a frozen lake,
Sledding!
It's been a while!
For the first time in three years,
Mark, an activity entrepreneur!
Since we had time,
we thought up a lot of good ideas!
What's that?
It's a hole in the ice!
We're going to use this rubber band.
The four of us,
over here and over there...
Someone's going to fall!
Where? Where?
I have no idea!
So, it's like this...
Wow!
Oh, no!
It's so scary!
The four of us pull the rubber band together.
Who's going to fall?
It's me!
Oh, no!
I think it's a little too much for you, Yakko.
How about this?
What's that?
It's a spike!
It'll be fair, won't it?
No, it won't!
Why are you making a fuss about it?
It's funny because we suddenly don't know who's going to win!
It's like gambling!
Let's give it a try!
Wait a minute!
Yakko, you're going too far!
Wait a minute!
It's like that!
It's not like that!
It's too deep!
No way!
You're looking at me like that!
Yoshiko, you're going too far!
It's not like that!
Yakko, you're going too far!
Why did you say that?
It's scary!
Wait a minute!
I'm not crazy!
No one's moving!
I'm not crazy!
I'm mentally damaged!
I'll pull it a little.
I can't move!
It's cold! Stop it!
I can't move at all!
Hey!
I'm serious!
I really can't move!
The three of us can't do it!
I can't move!
The two of you are too weak!
I can't move!
This is bad!
I was playing with it!
It's cold! It's cold!
It's cold!
I was throwing it! Gloves!
What did you do?
If you slip, you can't stop it!
I can't move!
Next up is Finland's latest game!
This is "Baromotion"!
You can enjoy different kinds of games using AR and augmented reality!
This game is "Baro Arena"!
When you step inside, you immediately enter the world of games.
It's amazing!
I'm going to start.
Game start!
What is it?
I don't know.
It looks like this when you go inside.
If you're not where you're supposed to be, the floor will collapse.
Wow!
What? What's going on?
I'm scared!
Everyone is enjoying the real space together.
This is fun.
I'm nervous.
The candidates...
I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm scared!
I'm nervous.
I have to go quickly.
Their attitude is getting better and better.
I'm scared!
It's like it's falling as if the night is falling.
This is amazing!
This is fun!
I'm scared!
This is fun!
I'm scared!
The winner is...
I'm so happy!
The way you fell was terrible.
You were like this and then you fell like this.
How did you fall like that?
That's funny.
Next is an experiment unique to Finland.
There's something I want you to see.
It's this video that was filmed in Finland.
What is this?
What is it?
Toilet paper?
That's amazing!
What does it mean?
I don't know, so I thought I'd try it.
Test!
If you freeze toilet paper, can you stand up?
Can you stand up?
Can you stand up if you wet it?
Even if it's ice, if it's this heavy...
That's true.
That's suspicious.
Try putting water on it.
Can we look at it from here?
Is it working?
It's stuck.
It might be frozen.
It's -5 degrees Celsius.
In a short time, the toilet paper starts to freeze.
Can we do it?
It's stuck to the ice.
How can we fix it?
Here.
She's trying to be smart.
There's a scoop.
There's a big scoop.
It looks fun.
It's slippery.
From top to bottom.
That's right.
They leave it for three hours.
What will it be like?
I'm scared.
The chairs are all stuck together.
That's right.
Wait a minute.
It's like sand.
It's scary.
How can we remove it?
I know.
I think we can only move it to the side.
I can't do it.
I can't do it either.
Yako is trying to remove it.
It's like bomb disposal.
That's right.
Even a slight vibration can kill it.
But it's frozen.
While they're nervous, they continue with their work.
Is it okay?
I think we can do it.
Yako, can I let go of your hand?
I'll let go of your hand.
You can't fail.
I'm scared.
I'm going to throw up.
She pulls out a stick from here.
I'm scared.
I think we can do it.
And...
That's all for today.
It's a great success!
They also removed the thread that was fixed to the sky.
They reproduced the mysterious toilet paper they saw in the video.
It's the best balance, isn't it?
That's right.
We did it carelessly, but it was perfect.
- Amazing. - It's realistic.
Once again, it's a frozen lake.
There's a pile of snow there.
- It's scary. - What is this?
- It's "jumping stone crossing". - It's empty.
"Jumping stone crossing"?
- It's another game, isn't it? - Yes, it is.
We haven't seen it, but we know only the costume.
- We only know this. - We only know this.
- Didn't you do it on another show? - Yes, I did.
- I saw it. - It's a talent show.
- It's a talent show.
- But we don't have enough people. - That's right.
- We don't have enough people. - That's right.
She said she was tired from a long journey, so she's taking a break.
- What? - What?
This is the youngster's segment.
They choose one of the two rows of straight snow and move forward.
Below the snow, one of them is a thin ice.
- This is fun. - If you go all the way over there...
- Can you see it? It's 50,000 yen. - Can you see it?
- 50,000 yen? - There's a lot of stuff in there.
It's clean.
- It's good for your eyes. - It's good for your eyes.
- Can you see it? - It's good for your eyes.
Let's go. "Jumping stone crossing".
It's wise to go first.
- Can you tell by looking at it? - It's hard.
- This one looks harder because of the speed. - It's scary.
- It's intuition. - Yes.
- If you choose it, you'll fall for it. - Yes.
- You'll fall for it. - You should choose it yourself.
Which one do you choose?
- Which one? - That's good!
- Right...this way! - Yes.
- I'll go over here! - Yes.
Here I go!
One, two...
I'm glad you're here!
- I'm scared! - I'm scared!
I'm scared!
Help me! Help me!
That was close.
The angry couple move on to the next square.
- I'm scared. - I'm scared.
I don't know.
I wonder what it is.
Men are very popular here.
They notice something.
Wow!
She's good at it!
Wow!
- This is amazing! - We can do it!
But...
The rain continued.
- It's not raining. - It's raining!
- It's raining. - She's amazing!
Ukuri completely broke the shell.
That's good.
The temperature was high that day and there was no ice in the holes.
- She used the steam styrene she had prepared and covered it with snow. - I see.
But...
The good-eyed Okarina noticed the slight difference.
I see.
- Yeah! - We did it!
- But... - Yeah!
The air flowed on site was subtle.
But it's about to fall.
- Not yet. - Stop it!
This is amazing!
The one who didn't notice it was happy.
- It's amazing! - It's funny!
I'm going!
Today...
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- We did it! - We did it!
I want five points!
It's fun!
The goal is right in front of you!
- It's right in front of you! - I have good eyes.
Five points!
- You can go up by yourself. - It's amazing!
It's fun!
We did it!
We cleared it!
Next is how to enjoy the forest where you were born in Finland!
Oh, there you are! Hello!
These three were waiting for us!
We are doing "tree hug".
"Tree hug"?
When you hug a tree, it's very good for your heart and body.
What do you mean by "hugging a tree"?
When you hug a tree, you and the tree are connected.
There is a story that trees all over the world are connected by trees, right?
What?
Miyuki-chan said that trees all over the world are connected,
so when you go to a Japanese tree or a world tree,
they will treat you better.
What do you mean "treat me better"?
Sanataria?
We will show you "tree hug"!
First, choose a tree that looks good for you.
What's going on?
And...
Oh, my!
They are kissing!
They are so cute!
They are all different!
They are all kissing!
They love each other!
I can feel their love!
I feel like I'm going to do something to the person I love.
I'm a little embarrassed.
Empty your mind and connect with the tree.
You will become one with nature. "Tree hug"!
From 2020, a world championship will be held to compete in "hugging".
What will win?
I decided from my first impression.
First, choose a tree that looks good for you.
She was calling me.
Oh, I like that.
Eternel.
She's got me in the back.
In the back?
I like her in the back.
Her desire?
Desire.
She's got me in the back.
What?
I was leaning over and picking a weak tree,
and I felt love.
She's so brave!
She's so active.
She's so sexy.
She's kissing the tree.
She's passionate.
She kissed it again.
The tree is lonely.
It's telling you not to go back to Japan.
- Is it low? - It's high.
- It's low. - It's high.
- It's rolling. - It's rolling.
- It's amazing! - It's so high!
- It's so high!
Amazing!
And this is a freestyle hug that you can freely express.
- What is it? - I'm cold!
Is it a bear for me?
- It's cute! - It's cute!
Yoshiko will challenge this!
- It's like a pole dance. - You can do a pole dance.
- She's waving. - What's up?
- She's having fun. - She's having fun.
- What is it? - It's scary.
- Is she getting it?
- What is it? - What is it?
- It's scary! - It's scary!
Isn't the tree in the way?
- What is it? - What is it?
The last one is...
- Do you know how big it is? - Yes!
- You know, right? - Yes!
It's a half-baked Ghibli.
- There's no more, right? - There's no more.
- There were quite a few. - There were quite a few, right?
- It's popular. - It's popular?
- Where is it? - It's a good work of art.
Then, will they be able to perform
a scene where Sen and Chihiro hide their hair calmly?
This time, they will challenge the scene where Chihiro and Kamaji save Haku who is injured after being chased by Zeniiba.
It's cold.
It's really cold.
Let's do it.
Let's hold hands and do it.
Is it okay?
Let's do it together.
Okay.
One, two...
You did it!
It's heavy!
You did it!
Zeniiba chases with all his might.
He is not in the center of attention.
So scary.
How many times have you done it?
I wore the best clothes.
Is he a nepa?
Doryu! Doryu!
Doryu!
Is he a nepa?
Let's go to the underground cave.
Can you do it?
Let's do it.
One, two...
Who are you?
I'm Yubaba's twin sister.
Thanks to you, I could see this place.
This dragon is me.
What are you going to do? You are badly injured.
No way.
It's my sister's slave dragon.
It stole my precious crown from me.
I'm not that kind of person.
I'm a kind person.
The dragon is kind and foolish.
It tries to get the power of magic.
So it becomes a disciple of my sister.
That's right.
It is foolish.
Please be my disciple.
My sister...
This young man...
This young man is Yubaba's...
Yubaba's twin sister.
Get out of there.
I can't save you anymore.
I got the magic of protection from you.
I cast the magic of protection on you.
So that the one who stole it will die.
No!
You are careless.
No!
Yes!
She's doing it properly!
What's going on?!
This is bad!
Wait! Wait! This is bad!
Is it painful?
She's killing me!
What's going on in your body?!
The blood is all over me! I can't do anything about it!
It's coming out!
It might work! Eat it!
Open your mouth!
It's coming out!
Open it!
It's coming out!
Open it! Open it!
It's a good one!
It's coming out!
Open it!
Is it bitter dumplings?!
Open it!
I'm sorry!
It's this one!
Is it a half-dumpling?
I'm sorry!
It's over there!
Hurry! Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
Stop! It's over!
Hurry up!
English! English! English!
There it is!
What's going on?
Let's do it.
You said we should open our mouths!
I said we should open our mouths!
It was the worst.
All of you were the worst.
No way!
I can't wait for your lines!
It was the worst!
Let's do it somewhere else.
Let's do it somewhere else!
This has been a half-serious tour!