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Going all the way to the end of the world.
Today's first is...
Miyamoto Daisuke's Japanese Festival Tour.
One day...
Watch out.
You hit me.
This month is the season of festivals.
I always talk about my physical condition.
When I put my fingers together normally...
For example, "Please write me a sign."
I can't say it's the first one, but if it's the 20th one...
Suddenly...
Ah, here it comes, here it comes
What are you laughing about?
This episode is in Hokkaido!
I don't know what's going to happen, but I'm going to do my best!
I'm going to Hokkaido!
What kind of festival is waiting for me?
Family Adventure Parade
One of a kind to the end of the world!
It's begun, one of a kind!
Tonight, Miyagawa Daisuke's Family Adventure Parade,
and one of a kind to the end of the world!
First of all, since it's Family Adventure Parade,
this time it's a physical festival.
That's right.
I'm not confident about physical activities right now.
Can you do it with your fingers?
Of course I can!
If you go on a one-night trip, you become a test subject right away.
It was like that before, too.
When we did it together...
I became a test subject.
You know the turntable?
I said "Uchimura-san, can I do it?"
Uchimura-san, can you do it for me?
For the staff.
I was like "ahhh", and when I got on the bus,
I was like "I've already done it."
This program is Mitsubishi Electric.
Shimizu Construction.
Suntory.
Kao Nisshin Foods.
Amazon.
Supported by anti-cancer drugs.
Miyamawa Daisuke's Family Adventure Parade!
We came to Abashiri Prefecture in Hokkaido!
Hello!
If you ask me where I'm going,
it's Hokkaido!
Abashiri Prefecture!
- There's someone in the sky! - In the sky?
- Look! - In the sky?
- It's the sun! - It's so nice!
Hey!
It's a festival in Hokkaido!
Come and join us!
Our guide for today is...
Hinesan, who lives in Hiroshima.
- Hinesan. - Yes?
- Is this festival dangerous? - Yes.
It's a dangerous festival.
- Even if you're broken... - Stop it!
Where did you find him? Tell me!
- His ribs... - Ribs?
What on earth is such a fierce festival?
Hinesan, look at that!
So it seems we will be taken idolized!
Men release giant polar bears!
Wait a moment,
Wow, what a great 42-member group.
Wow, this is amazing!
Would you mind telling us the name of this event?
Roll, Roller—roller coaster liberation state.
Roller…roller—roller coaster?
- Liberation state. - Liberation state?
- Liberation state?! - Yes, it is.
Yes! What is Roller—roller coaster liberation state?
It's a competition to compete for the time by rolling an ancient woodcraft roll.
A woodcraft roll for storing straws borrowed from the forest.
It's also used for fishing baits and bait traps.
Also, "dottenkoku" means "harsh" in local language.
The competition started 35 years ago, but this year it was canceled due to the impact of COVID-19.
People in the city hope that it will be held next year.
- A roll? - Yes.
How much does one roll weigh?
- It's 400 kilograms. - 400 kilograms!
It's 400 kilograms in weight, 150 centimeters in height, and 120 centimeters in width.
Four people roll this roll in one group and go up a 40-meter course.
- But this is for four people. - Yes.
- What do we do with this? - Yes.
- I've invited a special guest. - What?
- Do you know him? - Who is it?
- I know him. - What?
He's not the one. He's impossible.
He might be impossible in many ways.
- Can you call him? - Call him!
First of all, it's this person!
Who is this person?
Be careful!
It's been a while since we've seen you like this!
Super Kawaii!
Be careful!
He was planning to collect rare aquatic creatures from all over the world and create a one-of-a-kind aquarium in Chang'an.
Ouch!
The way he opened up and challenged the camera gave courage to many people.
It's been four years!
We've separated a lot!
Graduation isn't like that!
It's not like that!
Because we're a family!
That's right!
That's right, that's right!
I saw the news of the aquarium being closed online!
One of a kind aquarium!
In Hokkaido, there's quite a number of aquariums.
Eh, really?
You can eat as much as you want, but you won't gain weight.
You can see things from afar and see if your eyesight will recover.
If you're interested in these kinds of tests, it's at 11pm on Wednesdays.
Please watch to see what happens!
Stop it!
It's a public announcement!
It's serious!
I feel like Chang'an went that way!
No way!
It's a family!
It's not a family or anything!
Who is it?! Who is it?!
Please prepare.
It's this person!
Who is it?!
Dongi Babi!
No! Not this one! Not this one!
No, no! There's too much time!
You're young! You don't know it anymore!
Is that so?!
No, no, no, no!
No, no, no!
Oh, Chan!
Oh, it hurts!
Social! Social!
I'm not in a good mood, but it's social!
It's been 7 years since he appeared! Vintage Takei!
When you think of Takei, you think of him as a man who sleeps anywhere and cries everywhere.
He was in charge of a mini-corner where you could stay in the countryside.
He retired about 3 years ago.
No! It can't be!
No, I'm about to cry!
Don't cry!
No, I'm happy!
What is this?!
Takei-kun! Takei-kun!
What is this?!
Are you having a fight?!
I'm doing it under the name Takei "Don't Give Up, Believe!"
Wait a minute!
Takei "Don't Give Up, Believe!"
Don't Give Up, Believe!
Don't give up on what you believe in!
That's what I say!
You did it like that every time?!
Yes.
You said good things!
I'm sorry for saying that every time.
What?!
Both of you are pig's trotters!
I can't believe it.
And lastly, we have invited a powerful assistant.
And that person is...
Don't Give Up, Believe!
What is this?!
Wooooow!
Is this really happening?!
Wolf Arrow, standing at the top of the world with a weight of 109 kg!
The word "wolf type" was born from the strong desire for extension.
Wooooow!
With that never giving up strong heart, everyone in Japan was touched.
"Wolf don't give up believe".
No, no, no, no.
You should not say like that.
Isn't it a life sentence?
"Wolf don't give up believe".
You don't remember it at all.
It's a hell ear.
This is amazing!
Too amazing!
I bought this, too!
They will challenge themselves and heaven with their own feelings in their hearts.
First of all, they check the points of the course.
I walked here for a while and it's a little uphill, isn't it?
It's a little uphill, isn't it?
I thought you were climbing a little while I was looking at this.
I'm mean.
This difficulty is...
You pushed 40 meters of wood.
There is a 91 centimeter mountain in the middle of it.
This is tough.
This is the biggest difficulty.
91 centimeter mountain.
Why is this 91 centimeters?
So that there is no regret left.
If you can't get over this, you'll have regrets.
We are like ourselves.
Takei couldn't get over this regret.
You left regrets, didn't you?
I did.
Seven years ago.
Yes.
What about you?
Four years ago.
You couldn't get over it, didn't you?
I'm sorry.
Can we stop this?
It's a pretty steep angle, isn't it?
It's steep.
Not only 91 centimeters, but also in terms of angle.
That's right.
But if you get over your regrets...
If you get over it...
This is a big deal, isn't it?
Yes, with momentum.
I'm going to go this way.
I have to stop it here.
Stop it.
400 meters.
Let's do this a little bit.
Let's practice this.
I see.
First, they look at the potential of the four of them.
Please push this by yourself.
It's about five meters.
How many seconds can you push this with?
First of all, let's look at the potential of the 49-year-old Miyagawa.
All right, let's get serious.
About position.
Ready, set, go!
Miyagawa starts off strong.
But his 400kg weight is not enough.
Goal!
The record is 12.87 seconds.
Is it that hard?
It's harder than I thought.
Is it that tiring?
Next up is Chang's challenge.
Miyagawa's record is 25.02 seconds.
I said it with a sense of grass, but it's a rock.
His weight is 13.76 seconds.
And there's a wolf of attention.
Is it a strategy from below?
Well, I'd like to do it at an angle where I can put in my strength while putting in my strength.
What is the power created by a steel body?
Ready, go!
It's 7.7 seconds.
Wow!
That's amazing.
It's a scary wolf of attention.
Didn't you just change it to a 100kg grass roll?
Next up is a practice of turning points.
This is going to be hard.
If one person stops the momentum of the grass roll and turns it into a series, it's a key to the game.
I see.
Chang is going first.
Get in position.
Ready, set, go!
- How is it? - Wow! Wow! Wow!
Hey!
I see!
Once a day!
- Let's do it again. - What?
- Are we doing it? - Yeah.
- Should we stop? - Let's do it.
In position, ready...
- Don Quijote! - No, no, no.
You're the worst.
This gag was cut eight years ago.
In position, ready...
- Don Quijote! - Hey, what is that?
Look at everyone's faces.
Sorry.
- Why do you say "Don Quijote"? - Sorry.
- It was funny. - Who said it was funny?
In position, ready...
Don!
- Don! - Quijote!
Ouch!
- Don! - Quijote!
Ouch!
Who said it?
I knew it!
- Hey! - Hey!
- How is the fusion? - Hey!
Wow!
It's fun.
Shake hands.
- This goes like this... - Yes.
So you put this rope like this...
- Like this... - Oh...
- Dun, dun, dun! - Dun, dun, dun!
- Dun, dun, dun, like that - The way you get into it...
- Dun, dun, dun, like that... - Dun, dun, dun, like that...
- I'd like to join you for once... - Really?
- I practice never falling... - Then!
- Ready... - Dun!
Golden medalist's capability is...
He did a nose drop and killer shot!
- Is it easy? - Yes it is.
Use your whole chest.
Use your abs too.
Use your whole chest.
He stopped! Look at how he stopped!
Wow, he looks like he's about to fall!
Wow!
Just in time.
The last 91cm mountain climbing race!
Ready...
Go!
If he doesn't overcome this, he won't win!
Will he?
This is bad!
Wait a minute!
This is bad!
He's going! He's going!
This is bad!
His legs are completely sunk in.
Our legs have been stepping on the ground.
We've come 400km.
That's true.
It's true.
I've hit my elbow once, but...
it was like a rock.
Even with the strength of four men,
it's difficult to overcome a 91cm mountain!
Will he be able to run up with his breath?
That's the key to this race!
What's the champion's time?
30.46 seconds.
30 seconds?
The four men are faster than expected!
I may be weird, but...
I have confidence in winning the championship tomorrow.
Everyone, please look forward to it.
I will win for sure!
Is this the end of this show?
What?
Is this the end of this show?
Is it true?
I can't believe it.
You haven't climbed the mountain yet.
That's for sure.
So...
How many minutes do you need to rest?
If you decide...
Well...
One hour.
No...
Fifteen minutes.
I got it.
Let's do it.
They will rest and practice.
It's hard.
The champion's record is...
30.46 seconds.
How fast will he be?
Ready...
Start!
Go! Go!
He accelerates and rolls the ball.
He's fast!
And...
Here! Here!
He passes!
Go for it!
Go! Go! Go!
He passes!
He returns to the starting point.
Go for it!
He returns to the starting point.
The mountain stands again!
Go!
He doesn't go up!
He's the fastest.
Go for it!
He somehow passes!
Go!
Go for it!
Finally!
The record is...
51.95 seconds.
But...
On a 91cm high mountain...
He ran out of strength.
I'm sorry.
I wanted an hour.
I still have a lump in my throat.
Is it above your throat?
It's above my throat.
If you hadn't noticed, I would have been happy.
Because of my throat.
However, as long as his physical strength continues, he continues to practice.
His condition is as usual.
This is amazing!
This is it.
I may win.
I can do it.
Before tomorrow's final match, he will cool down in the hot spring.
Thank you for the meal.
Mr. Orochi, how is your physical strength now?
Is it hard now?
It was harder for me at the end of the match.
I'm sweating.
You've recovered a lot.
Chang, what do you think we should do?
I'll do "center wolf".
I'll accelerate first.
When I reach the top, everyone will support me and climb up.
Then I'll stop the acceleration.
In the meantime, I'll take a rest.
I'll turn around and do "center wolf".
When I climb up, everyone will climb up.
However, Mr. Wolf will be alone for about eight rounds.
"Center wolf" may sound cool, but it's not.
It's a team of four people.
"Center wolf" means that I agree with you.
The match will be held tomorrow.
Will the one-to-one team win?
The day of the match!
This is the day of the match!
Thank you for coming!
How are you feeling?
Well, I haven't slept for about 12 hours since the Olympics.
Wow, perfect!
That's amazing! Your recovery is also great!
This is what a one-to-one athlete is like!
I'm sorry, but I have muscle pain all over my body!
That's right!
Honestly, I couldn't change my underwear in the morning.
It's like that!
It's really like that!
It's natural for you to feel pain.
Yes.
But you have to let it all out in the match.
That's right.
I want you to win today!
Thank you for coming!
Thank you for having me!
Call the champion!
Now, let's welcome the champion of "Roller Skating World Championship",
"Team Enjou"!
They are "Roller Skating World Championship"
Two years in a row, they are "Team Enjou"!
They are young!
They are young, but they have a lot of experience in Hokkaido.
Nice to meet you!
We have "Wolf Aron" here.
I'm a little worried about whether we can win or not.
That's right!
Because you are amazing!
We will win!
No, we won't lose!
Nice to meet you!
Now, let's go!
"Roller Skating World Championship" Special Edition, begins!
Now, it begins!
"Roller Skating World Championship"!
This is an event that continues for 35 years in Oozora Town, Hokkaido.
If "Team Enjou" wins,
Oozora Town's special product "cheese" will be given away.
On the other hand, if the champion wins,
"Team Enjou" will give away a signed flag.
Now, the battle will begin soon!
Both teams are nervous!
Now, the key to the match is gold medalist Wolf Aaron!
How far can they go?
And how strong is their team's firepower?
Now, it's time for the battle!
Now, it's time for fate's...
Start!
Both teams are jumping out!
Now!
Now, they're going into the 91cm high mountain!
How is it? How is it?
Now!
Both teams are lying down!
Lying down!
Now!
One team has crossed the mountain first!
And now, Gullo is trying to fix his position!
Now, they're trying to turn back!
Trying to turn back!
Now!
One team hasn't crossed the line yet!
They're lost!
Now, the game is going to the last mountain!
Now!
Gullo is next to them!
Is Gullo okay?
One team has won!
One team has lost!
Now, how is it?
Gullo! Gullo!
One team hasn't crossed the mountain!
One team has crossed the mountain first!
This is a bungee jump!
Now, one team has crossed the mountain first!
One team has won!
You're fast!
Stop it!
One team hasn't crossed the line yet!
They've used Gullo's power to fix their position!
They were almost equal until the end of the game.
But, the strategy of one team, CENTER WOLF, didn't go as they planned and lost!
I'm happy that we had a good game.
If WOLF had won a good game, we wouldn't have been able to win.
Thank you for your busy schedule.
Thank you for your help.
I've never seen you on TV before.
I was able to actually participate in this festival, and it was hotter to actually do it than on TV.
I once again felt that it is very good for opponents to fight.
Thank you very much, Daisuke-sama.
No, stop it.
It was fun.
I was happy.
It's a festival to get together.
Let's go again.
Please prepare for it.
Really?
I'll go again.
Really?
I can't wait four more years.
Takei, how was it?
I'm happy to be able to work hard and climb the hill.
Don't leave any regrets.
If you have regrets, you just have to make it your goal again.
When you do it with a big team at a festival again, give me strength!
I'm waiting for you!
I'm definitely waiting for you!
I got it!
I don't want to say goodbye to my lover anymore!
Thank you very much, Kun-san!
That's it for the festival tour in Japan!
He's a professional athlete.
It's like he's been doing that festival all the time.
Isn't it amazing?
Why do you have that feeling?
When Don Quijote came out, I was a little shocked.
What surprised me was that they didn't look much different.
Neither of them!
Neither of them changed!
Miyazon came in after them.
That's right!
I'm grateful for being able to come out now.
I was wondering if I would be like that someday.
No, no, no!
That's not true!
Next up is this!
Going all the way to the end of the world!
However, he has the determination not to return until he gets results!
How are you feeling?
Be honest with me.
I've lost weight.
I thought I couldn't adjust anything.
So I went on a diet and lost 7kg.
I don't eat in the morning.
Just a little at night.
I eat in the afternoon.
I'm in terrible shape.
Miyazon is adjusting...
I'm a doll.
Are you a doll?
He speaks without moving his lips.
It's like someone else is talking.
I can do it!
You can do it?
Huh?
Wow!
You can do it!
I'm doing it today!
Wow!
Did you clear it?
Huh?
You haven't decided on your goal, have you?
What do you want to achieve?
Please don't call me "studio hero."
I'm a hero!
With extreme tension, his body couldn't stop shaking.
I didn't think it would turn out like that.
It's my first time.
I don't want to try anything right now.
Are you going to do it?
Please let me do it.
What kind of misfortune awaits him?
Until he achieves his goal, he can't finish fighting for several days.
He has gone all the way to the end of the world.
The first day.
This time, the teacher is...
I knew it!
He represents Japan and is a fukuajutsu master.
He is taking Satoru and Carlos with him.
Miyazon!
I heard you want to do fukuajutsu.
I want to do it!
I heard you can do it now.
Huh?
That's amazing.
You can do it now.
That's amazing.
Is that so?
It's basic.
But fukuajutsu isn't like that.
This is just one of the techniques in fukuajutsu.
The basics of fukuajutsu.
The one where the doll talks.
And the one that moves.
This is difficult.
You really want me to do it.
Can you really teach me?
Don't you have a company secret?
It's a secret.
I won't tell you what I want to teach you.
That's impossible.
Let's start the practice.
First of all, can you talk with fukuajutsu without moving your mouth?
Hello, I'm Miyanon.
Nice to meet you.
That's amazing.
Thank you for coming.
I'm happy.
I can't hold back my emotions.
We're two different people.
One of the most difficult parts of facial expressions is facial expressions.
Humans and dolls must speak with different personalities.
Therefore, you can do facial expressions with any facial expressions.
That's true.
Like this smiling face or this kind of face.
Or this kind of face is also good.
It's good if you can do various faces, isn't it?
If your mouth is completely closed, you can't speak.
You can't move your lips, but you can open your mouth.
I'm happy today.
What else can I say? I'm happy.
I'm happy today.
What else can I say?
His face is still stiff, but I think you can do it.
- Really? - Yes.
The second difficult part is pronunciation.
Words that are hard to pronounce.
- "Pi". - Yes.
- "Pi". - Yes, yes.
- "Q". - "Q" was difficult.
Words that are hard to pronounce.
"Pa-gyo", "Ba-gyo", "Ba-gyo"
- "Ma-mi-mo-me-mo". - "Ma-mi-mo-me-mo".
"Ma-mi-mo-me-mo".
It's impossible.
It used to be said that pronunciation was impossible.
But "Ikkokudo" made it possible.
"Tapu" is "bibinta" and "dadoroa" in New Guinea.
"Kurin" is "tate" and "hatti".
It took Shintoku three years and a month.
But this is a very advanced technique.
In the case of "happy", you make a sound similar and cheat.
"Hat-ti-ti".
- Does that mean "happy birthday" is "o-tan-jyo-bi-o-me-de-to"? - Yes, yes.
- Does that mean "o-tan-jyo-bi-o-me-de-to"? - Yes, yes.
That's it.
The third difficult part is changing your voice.
When you choose a character for a doll,
you imitate the voice of an anime character.
For example, if you want to make a voice like Lupin III,
I don't know where Fujiko-chan went.
"Takeda-te-te". "Hasane-te-te-te".
Thank you for coming today.
But, if you do this with magic...
No, no, today...
Wait a minute.
Smile and say "sanden, ring ring".
"Sanden, ring ring"!
The next day, he chose a doll as a partner.
He came to a puppet specialty store in the city.
"Puppet House".
Ikkoku-don said this about choosing a doll.
Miyazon-san said, "Oh, I think there is a glittering doll".
"That's a partner".
He said "glittering", but probably everyone is interested in "this one".
And Miyazon, too.
"This one".
I knew it!
With the lever under his neck,
he controls his eyes and mouth.
Let's play with me!
Well...
I have a bit of a horror image.
Let's give this partner a name!
I want to do my best as a double-tracker,
so can you give me a name,
Mr. Double-tracker?
The image I saw...
It's really scary.
Even if you record it for hours a day,
you can use it for about 50 seconds, right?
I won't say it!
At that shooting in Togyu,
it was almost 23 days,
but apparently it was only 23 minutes today.
One minute a day, right?
Hahaha!
I'm sorry!
Mr. Double-tracker really knows something!
He knows everything!
"Everything Shiritaro".
"Everything Shiritaro", he says!
What do you think?
Cute!
Hmm...
I refuse.
You're definitely Shiritaro!
He's a kid now.
How do you like autumn, Shiritaro?
Hmm... I like it.
The autumn leaves are beautiful, aren't they?
You're right!
By the way, what color do you like, Miyazon?
I like red.
Hmm...
Good night.
Hahaha!
Wow!
You're really good at it!
That director...
Shut up!
Hahaha!
I won't say anything good.
Hahaha!
I cursed him.
Hahaha!
It's a fun practice if you do it at home,
but practicing alone is terrifyingly boring.
If you have a doll, you can practice anywhere.
I went to a Japanese language training camp.
What's that?
Do you have a favorite song?
Favorite song? What is it?
I like fish recently.
Wow!
I went there in the direction of Japan's fish world,
Iki city in Nagasaki prefecture.
It's a deserted island called Tsumagashima.
You can catch all kinds of fish around you.
You can even practice fishing techniques.
It's an incredible environment.
They practice fishing techniques while fishing.
Can you catch it?
If you can catch it, I'll be happy.
He still has a stiff expression,
but he can catch fish.
I caught a wrasse!
It's hard to say "wrasse", isn't it?
"Wrasse" is difficult.
It's a wave bay.
I caught a wrasse!
I'm saying "helmet" though.
As a result of continuing to practice like this for a day,
his fishing skills have advanced dramatically.
Are you done?
I'm sorry.
Hurry up and finish it.
I'm sorry.
What are you doing?
Mike, listen to me.
What are you doing?
I'll do it now, so...
Um...
Don't roll it! Don't roll it!
Don't roll it!
Okay.
Hurry up and finish it.
Hurry up.
I don't have a fishing rod.
You don't have a fishing rod at all, do you?
Furthermore, his fishing skills have improved.
(snoring)
How does it feel to be sleeping?
(snoring)
Good night, Shirizon-kun.
I finally fell asleep.
Look inside.
My eyes are wide open.
(laughing)
On the second day of the trip,
the locals helped Ama-san
and caught his specialty, sea urchin.
Ama-san's speciality is sea urchin.
I want to go behind you.
(laughing)
I'm worried about you.
If you look through the gap in the rock,
you can catch sea urchin in no time.
I did it!
The sea urchin was difficult to catch.
It's stuck in the rock and you can't remove it.
Ama-san, did you catch it?
Yes, I did.
Ama-san, you can do it!
Ama-san and his team are surprisingly tough,
but they managed to catch sea urchin.
They eat it as sashimi.
This is called "tsunowata".
If you like it, you can eat it as it is.
Can I try it?
Go ahead.
This is delicious!
I'm glad.
Huh?
(laughing)
This is...
Even if you don't eat sea urchin,
some people like tsunowata.
(laughing)
This is sea urchin "tsunowata".
Even if you don't eat sea urchin, it was delicious!
It smelled fishy, didn't it?
No, it didn't!
Tell me it smelled fishy!
I won't say that! It was delicious!
You know...
If you like it, you like it.
If you don't like it, you don't like it.
Yes, yes.
But that's...
There's nothing better than the original one.
I won't say that!
But...
If you only eat "tsunowata" and put it on the table,
would you be happy?
I like it, but...
Liar.
Sirizon is very popular with Amazons.
Hello, Sirizon.
Hello. I'm Sirizon.
But you're wearing a mask, so I don't know what you're doing.
I have 11 grandchildren.
I see.
I see. So you're not the current Sirizon.
But I've grown up, so I miss it.
Oh, I see.
The way you greet me.
Oh, that way.
He also trains his abs.
I can't forget you.
Amazing.
I'm crying.
He also tries this.
People who don't match their mouth and voice.
People often say...
Huh? There aren't many people who move their mouths while they're speaking.
You talk a lot, but for some reason your voice sounds weird.
Like this.
What do you think of this?
You're rude.
I'm so happy that you can talk normally.
Right, Sirizon?
I'm sleeping.
I'll pass out if I keep sleeping.
Day six.
They'll try the famous "one country road" trick.
Changing voices.
A doll and one country road.
Everyone's voices will be the same and you'll panic.
Huh?
Now it's three people with Satoru's voice.
That's weird.
What's going on?
Cat! Cat! Cat!
Ryuzo will compete with Sirizon and Hot Pot Master, Shark.
What? This time none of us got to stand in the same line as you three.
That's weird, that's weird, that's weird, that's weird, that's weird.
Shake your shoulders and mouth.
This "that's weird" thing is...
You stand right in front of me all of you like, "That's weird, that's weird, that's weird,"
I'm really weird, right?
You've gone crazy.
What's important in comedy is the acting ability to pull up a doll.
Shintoku, say hello.
Who are you talking to?
What I was curious about is that you move around a lot.
That's my biggest habit.
Habit?
It's like that with manzai, you move around a lot.
The more you move around, the more lively the doll moves.
Right, right.
The part where you steal your partner's voice is more silent.
I think it's really complicated.
Okay, as a disciple.
I don't even know where to contact you.
I was really nervous when you left.
This time you're back in the studio as a hero.
To be honest, this is what might happen.
I'm sorry, but this is what happens when you're nervous.
What does Fukuwajutsu mean to you?
Um...
It's a big one-man show.
Japanese Fukuwajutsu show starts now!
Hello, thank you for coming. I'm Kuhachi Tsuji, Nikoku-do.
Recently, Nikoku-do-san's mouth and voice don't match.
Like this.
It doesn't match.
Nikoku-do-san is about to laugh.
I'll put it back like this.
How is it?
Thank you.
Thank you for waiting.
Everyone, please look at this.
This is Shirizon-kun.
Shirizon-kun, you have very thick skin.
Shirizon-kun, please say hello.
Huh?
Shirizon-kun, please say hello.
Who are you talking to?
Your appearance and voice are different, Shirizon-kun.
Yes, yes.
In human society...
Yes.
There is an up-and-down relationship.
An up-and-down relationship?
Shirizon-kun, no matter how you look at it, you're not a child!
No, no, I'm not a child!
Is that so?
I'm 38!
You're 38?!
So, use polite speech properly.
Polite speech?
I understand.
Then, thank you in advance, Shirizon-kun.
Don't use "oh"!
You'll end up using "oh".
That's right.
Today, not only Shirizon-san, but I've also brought a friend with me.
Can I introduce you, Shirizon-san?
Yes, bring him here quickly.
Understood.
This time, it's this person!
Oh?
Yes!
This person is Shark-kun of "Nabe-tsukami"!
It's Shark-kun!
Shark!
Thank you very much.
Because of budget issues, it's a little cheaper now.
It's a lot cheaper now.
Hey!
Don't say that in front of me.
Why do you say that?
Because it's 100 yen, right?
Don't say the price.
I don't know that kind of thing.
I have 150,000 yen.
I did have 150,000 yen, but...
Then, on the edge of the cliff, if me and Shark-kun are there, who will you save?
I can't compare like that.
But...
I think it's Sirison-san.
Of course, it's money, right?
Don't say that! I'm doing my best for 100 yen!
Shut up, you bastard!
What's wrong with you, you bastard?!
Don't get angry, you bastard!
What's wrong with you, you bastard?!
Stop it, you two!
He went in.
He went in to stop him.
It's dangerous.
You two...
are fighting, so...
I'll...
keep my voice!
Huh?
What?
You won't fight anymore?
Give me back my voice?
What about you, Sirison-san?
You won't fight anymore?
He's cute.
I understand.
That's good.
Then, let's give you back your voice!
1, 2...
Yes!
Yay! My voice is back!
Huh?
Everyone became Shark-kun's voice!
Shark-kun's voice!
Weird, isn't it? Weird, isn't it? Weird, isn't it?
That's strange!
Strange, right?
Hey!
Yes!
You are a wealthy man, aren't you?
Yes!
Then, say it again.
I knew you were a tsujikage!
Really?
So, I'll say it again!
Ready, set...
Yes!
Hey!
Oh!
Uh...Uh...Uh...Oh! Yes! Love returned!
Love returned! Thank goodness!
Thanks for everything!
This is a success for me!
Great!
Hey!
Yes, yes?
What will you do at the end?
At the end? Wow! This makes it awkward, but...
I think I will play my improvised guitar, too!
Great! Great!
I will play it for you!
Wow! Then Sirizo-san, please listen to it!
Okay!
Sirizo-san, can you play it?
- Huh? - Huh?
No, no, no, it's fine, you can do it.
I'll sing it for you.
"Fukuwajutsu" is fun.
Let's all go to Japan.
Oh, it's fine!
"Fukuwaju"...
Siridon-san, you're sleeping!
- Huh? - Huh?
Siridon-san, wake up! Siridon-san!
- Oh, you're up. - Oh, you're up.
- You were sleeping! - Oh, I was sleeping.
You weren't sleeping!
I can't sing without you, Siridon-san!
Your song is a little dark.
Is it dark?
Okay, I'll sing it in a bright way.
- Siridon-san, please sing! - Okay.
"Fukuwajutsu" is the best!
Siridon and Shouku.
Let's all go to Japan.
Oh, it's fine!
Let's go to Japan.
Let's work together.
- Wow! - Wow!
It's fine!
Now I can work as "Nikokudo" instead of "Miyazon"!
It's fine!
Thank you very much!
I can only see Sirison as if he is alive!
Like when he is sleeping!
Oh, he is sleeping!
No, no, no!
I see! Thank you!
I feel like I saw a really good show!
No, me too!
I could see how much he practiced!
What are you saying?
Don't say it like that!
I'm asking you, Sirison!
Now, we have an announcement for you!
With today's recording, your little sister will be born in March!
Welcome!
She is nine months old!
She will be born next month!
Is she a boy or a girl?
Actually, she is a boy!
She is a boy, Miyawa-kun!
You said you have a good name!
I'm Kyutaro!
No, no, no!
Kyutaro!
Please come back again with a healthy baby!
Thank you!
Welcome!
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